Will Kanye Go To Prison?! | Episode 96 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @nealrice9868
    @nealrice9868 2 роки тому +145

    TIMESTAMPS
    (I tried to account for the edits they would make from the audio version , like cutting out the ads, so these timestamps should be closer to what they’re actually talking about. If not, they’ll be in the ballpark at least)
    0:00 - intro, Mal says he doesn’t want to see Rory’s face anymore
    2:06 - Virtual Rapper FN Meka getting signed by Capitol Records, then dropped shortly after. Should we get Capitol records out of here for signing FN Meka?
    10:06 - Megan Thee Stallion VS 1501 Records/Carl Crawford and J Prince chiming in on the situation
    12:59: Rory: Did the guy that made the hamburger helper mixtape get his royalties? Hamburger Helper made a fire mixtape called ‘Feed the streets’
    14:28 - Back to Megan Thee Stallion VS 1501 Records/Carl Crawford.
    22:00 - Billionaire’s (Jay Z, Kanye, Diddy) getting their multi million dollar PPP Loans forgiven
    24:04 - Demaris shoots the billionaire’s some bail in terms of getting their PPP Loans forgiven
    27:40 - Rory: Did Sex workers make more money during the pandemic or no? Talks about how crazy of a time the pandemic was, and how the world is now
    30:01 -CONSPIRACY BAG: These new luxury apartments that are being built every second are designed to keep young professionals unable to save money, but comfortable enough not to care. Talks about owning a home, technically throwing away money by renting
    35:00 - Everyone in the real estate and government areas got scared when the pandemic happened because it proved people could work remotely. People moved to the city because that's where the jobs were, but if you can work from home, you can move somewhere else that's not the city, but cheaper
    37:43 - Offset sues Quality Control, splits from the Migos. P from QC responds. Mal gives his 2 cents on who he thinks QC is talking about, but doesn’t name
    42:32- Who says more outlandish things? Kanye or Elon?
    43:57- The team talks about how cool the drive from LA to Vegas is, and how they wouldn’t want Elon to replace that with his tunnel system.
    46:06- Solange becomes the second black woman to compose music for the New York City ballet
    47:24- What's one date that a girl took you on that was outside of your comfort zone? Mal talks about
    52:14- Rory gets into his conspiracy on the Salem witch trials and begins to go a little crazy
    54:14- Cam regrets removing Jay-Z’s verse from ‘Oh Boy’ remix
    0:57:02- Dj Khaled put his tracklist out for ‘God Did’ album, Rory is excited for the Latto and City Girls track
    1:03:06- Mal: DJ Khaled is the Quincy Jones of Hip-hop
    1:03:41 -For the ‘We Are The World’ song, where did all of the donated money go? Where did the money for Haiti relief go with Wyclef Jean?
    1:05:52- New music announcements: JID, Rock Marcy, Big Pooh, KXNG Crooked and Joel Ortiz, Royce Da 5’9
    1:08:05- Royce Da 5’9 discussing the slaughterhouse situation. Crook and Joel Ortiz’s IG live speaking on the situation as well
    1:12:40- Nick Cannon brings another child into the world
    1:15:13- Kevin Durant staying with Brooklyn
    1:19:25- Kentavious Caldwell Pope of the LA Lakers was in prison for a part of the NBA season, couldn’t play in away games, had to play with an ankle monitor
    1:21:51- Andre 3000 collab with Supreme
    1:23:48- Tour information, New York show added, weekend plans, podcast wrap up

    • @25EZpcs.
      @25EZpcs. 2 роки тому +22

      Dude… you should be getting paid for this. How much time does this take to do?

    • @davidearle7209
      @davidearle7209 2 роки тому +3

      @@25EZpcs. im sure it only takes the length of the show. Watching and then making note of topic changes

    • @wagmidaddy8766
      @wagmidaddy8766 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidearle7209 some of these are technically off by a second or two, you should try harder

    • @nealrice9868
      @nealrice9868 2 роки тому +20

      @@25EZpcs. Appreciate you lookin out fam, but they ain't ask anyone to do this. How ima ask to get paid for something they never asked for in the first place lol. I just read the comments and people talked about wanting time stamps, so i'm just doin it off the strength
      It takes about however long the pod is, maybe add 10-15 mins for when you gotta rewind at certain points, typing it up, etc. I listen to the pod anyway, so its just an additional 10-15 mins if that, nothing crazy

    • @blind87us
      @blind87us 2 роки тому +3

      Thanks for coming through man.

  • @Seamlesshustle
    @Seamlesshustle 2 роки тому +127

    Someone help me stop laughing.. Mal describing the guy biting into a piping hot burger, with no reaction has me in stitches!!

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 2 роки тому +1

      😭

    • @justtwizzey2429
      @justtwizzey2429 2 роки тому +7

      That was HILARIOUS! Probably not a good idea to listen to that at work 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @usneverthem7555
      @usneverthem7555 2 роки тому +4

      I can't breathe!!!

    • @34blank
      @34blank 2 роки тому +3

      Yo I was in my car cryingggg !!

    • @steveo6408
      @steveo6408 2 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

  • @Maz_Mitch
    @Maz_Mitch 2 роки тому +91

    “What does FN stand for”
    “F*ck n*ggers”
    Yea Mal about to drop 60 this episode 😂

  • @Maz_Mitch
    @Maz_Mitch 2 роки тому +110

    It’s always hilarious when Mal is clearly headed towards saying something cancelable and everyone just gets awkwardly silent hoping he stops 😂

  • @RatedKwong1
    @RatedKwong1 2 роки тому +107

    Mal was in his baggg this ep lmaoooo - somebody get this lady a snickers was sooo quick

  • @rachelleb7786
    @rachelleb7786 2 роки тому +89

    Thank you Mal for correcting Demaris with how she said Buju Banton 🥴 lol this Jamaican appreciates it 😂

  • @delberthaman1845
    @delberthaman1845 2 роки тому +28

    He bit the burger. I’m at work crying laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ape-san6037
    @ape-san6037 2 роки тому +11

    “Hey my man you should probably let that cool off…. ohhh”
    - Edin (too prolific) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @taronneal7645
    @taronneal7645 2 роки тому +28

    Mal was fucking on one this episode!!😂😂 He wasn’t giving Demaris an inch today. That burger shit was hilarious.

  • @veterancarriers3653
    @veterancarriers3653 2 роки тому +78

    I just wanna see him explain the guy biting that burger 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Smokietuhbear92
      @Smokietuhbear92 2 роки тому +11

      That’s why I’m here too😭😭😭😭

    • @tcummings2904
      @tcummings2904 2 роки тому +11

      Me 3!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 somebody get moms a snickers!!😂😂😂

    • @brieljones23
      @brieljones23 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfaoo

  • @izzyrodriguez9335
    @izzyrodriguez9335 2 роки тому +23

    “Someone get that lady some OJ” that’s funnier than it should be 😂.
    Blessings pon blessings w mom dukes of course

  • @xandermartin2118
    @xandermartin2118 2 роки тому +117

    Demaris is so confidently wrong sometimes and Mals not letting it slide anymore lol

    • @shenellrichardson4936
      @shenellrichardson4936 2 роки тому +13

      Lol “she was never managed by QC” even I knew that smh

    • @igobyneq
      @igobyneq 2 роки тому +11

      I wish she’d stop talking on the show

    • @giniaboysmith5459
      @giniaboysmith5459 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah was so sure of her answer too and boom no your wrong

    • @leejohn_bns
      @leejohn_bns 2 роки тому

      Lmfaoooooo

    • @vees.5050
      @vees.5050 2 роки тому +24

      That need-to-be-right, confidently wrong ish is so annoying. Luckily it doesn't happen often enough for me to stop watching.

  • @gallardocarlos4
    @gallardocarlos4 2 роки тому +68

    🤣🤣 Mal has been letting baby D have it the last two episodes

    • @Imran0said
      @Imran0said 2 роки тому +5

      He was goin in on her lol

    • @hennyjames5855
      @hennyjames5855 2 роки тому +2

      Facts 😂

    • @sagevoid
      @sagevoid 2 роки тому +2

      Mal doesn’t know how to be a boss just yet. Will probably get sued eventually. He is a perpetual line crosser. Mal gotta chill.

    • @ogbobbyt2159
      @ogbobbyt2159 2 роки тому +1

      as he should

    • @ogbobbyt2159
      @ogbobbyt2159 2 роки тому +13

      Here we go with the sue culture goofy shit. it's all "entertainment" let's just call it acting

  • @kerendiaz4695
    @kerendiaz4695 2 роки тому +49

    Getting an ad for Discover Ireland while watching this was nasty 😂

    • @NathanHuston757
      @NathanHuston757 2 роки тому +11

      Rory definitely plugged that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @along58
      @along58 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trisbreezydc2
      @trisbreezydc2 2 роки тому

      Nah deadass lmaoo

  • @WarMastaP
    @WarMastaP 2 роки тому +38

    This is one of the best episodes in a little while. This was on point with the lack of ethics in this capitalistic system.

  • @jasminedorsainville1112
    @jasminedorsainville1112 2 роки тому +20

    Mal you won this episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ToneDesh
    @ToneDesh 2 роки тому +15

    “Can somebody tell Cam to cut that fro off? He looks like Norbit”. 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

  • @johnhangala3748
    @johnhangala3748 2 роки тому +12

    😂 Mal in his element is LEGENDARY haven't enjoyed the pod this much in a very long time.

  • @Tf8764
    @Tf8764 2 роки тому +18

    The Buju Banton part took me out 😂😂😂

  • @HollywoodDeliPodcast
    @HollywoodDeliPodcast 2 роки тому +23

    Rory house shoes are hilarious 😂

  • @ssourii761
    @ssourii761 2 роки тому +24

    between mal breakin down that flamin hot burger to talkin about wishing to bring back the word f************ truly the best episode lmfao

    • @lanicetye
      @lanicetye 2 роки тому +3

      wait!! what word is that? Lol i tried googling it but couldnt find anything

    • @tristanholmes1965
      @tristanholmes1965 2 роки тому +2

      What he say?

    • @ofcourseuwont
      @ofcourseuwont 2 роки тому +1

      here to try and figure out what he said LOL it cant be f*g right ?

    • @ssourii761
      @ssourii761 2 роки тому

      @@ofcourseuwont why couldn't it?

  • @SHADOWTALKS92
    @SHADOWTALKS92 2 роки тому +26

    Rory: “Don’t ever say we got company coming over would it kill you to put some pants on” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @giniaboysmith5459
    @giniaboysmith5459 2 роки тому +33

    The opposite of a witch is a warlock
    Leave wizards out of this 😂😂

  • @Had2react
    @Had2react 2 роки тому +63

    Okay so autism isn’t funny but…..the way Mal explained the burger situation got my back hurting 😂 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @along58
      @along58 2 роки тому +9

      Lmao right! I literally fell over 😂

    • @shenellrichardson4936
      @shenellrichardson4936 2 роки тому +8

      Lol no fr. Ive had that happen before and it made me realize that people deep on the spectrum dont make eye contact.

    • @justtwizzey2429
      @justtwizzey2429 2 роки тому +7

      💯% Not funny but I screamed on the audio and it's the reason I'm here now

    • @BikeLife609
      @BikeLife609 2 роки тому +3

      Got your back hurting? Ayooo

    • @trisbreezydc2
      @trisbreezydc2 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Zerrific
    @Zerrific 2 роки тому +31

    This is one of y’all best episodes 🔥🔥🔥 Laughs from beginning to end

  • @yazeedaldukhayyil1918
    @yazeedaldukhayyil1918 2 роки тому +27

    I love the talk Rory had talking about renting and buying 💯

    • @MatthewKinani
      @MatthewKinani 2 роки тому +1

      He nailed it - Same thing happening in London

    • @damienmimikos5813
      @damienmimikos5813 2 роки тому +1

      Grew up in North Bergen, NJ in a shitty apartment building. Moved to TN and bought a house for less than 200k that would cost 750k easy in NJ. Barely any snow and no parking struggles.

    • @FlipStar26
      @FlipStar26 Рік тому

      @@damienmimikos5813 Congrats brother!

  • @kelwilliams2990
    @kelwilliams2990 2 роки тому +15

    Ever since Mal got his own IP he been going off 😂😂 these pods have only been getting better and better! Let’s go mixy boys! 🍊💰

  • @stevenglass86
    @stevenglass86 2 роки тому +8

    Out of everything that moved me (pause) about this episode …. dermis calling Buju “Ban-ton” is dumb hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 2 роки тому +10

    Asking if “Watch the Stove” is Stove God’s new project has me dead.

  • @peaceiladel83
    @peaceiladel83 2 роки тому +11

    Mal had me in tears this whole episode! 🤣🤣 what weed strain was he on this time?

  • @michelleclairmont6273
    @michelleclairmont6273 2 роки тому +21

    Mal is out of control 😂😂

  • @ofcourseuwont
    @ofcourseuwont 2 роки тому +6

    WATCH THE STOVE AND FEED THE STREETS BEING MIXTAPE NAMES FOR FOOD COMPANIES HAS ME CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOO MAL WAS IN DISBELIEF😭😭😭😭

  • @SShev
    @SShev 2 роки тому +17

    Mal: Did Meg Respond?
    Everyone: yea she did
    Eddin: She said “Aah! 👅 “
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @thekingcrawleynetwork6665
    @thekingcrawleynetwork6665 2 роки тому +9

    Mal got loose again on this one lol…hes knocking down buckets from all over the court😂

  • @NotebookLives
    @NotebookLives 2 роки тому +8

    That whole segment about Twitter’s 140-character limit is straight FACTS. 😂😂😂

  • @len2787
    @len2787 2 роки тому +8

    Great chemistry on this one

  • @OCmenacemafia
    @OCmenacemafia 2 роки тому +3

    "I was whippin, whippin whippin should be done by 10 minutes" 🔥🔥😭

  • @TallgeeseTV
    @TallgeeseTV 2 роки тому +18

    This FN Meka Segment was much needed! Keep these fucking vultures away from Hip Hop!

  • @Violetsurfer
    @Violetsurfer 2 роки тому +8

    Mal around 50mins is fukkin killin it 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @alval2465
    @alval2465 2 роки тому +5

    Mal was in his Bag this episode!!!💯🤣

  • @godwynndexter
    @godwynndexter 2 роки тому +2

    Mal: "Who da f**k is Buju Banten?" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @RysinGgee
    @RysinGgee 2 роки тому +5

    Thats why Mal aint want her to read🤣 “Bantan” bless her lil heart

  • @StormInDiDormEntertainment
    @StormInDiDormEntertainment 2 роки тому +12

    Thank u Mal. I hate when Americans say Dancehall & Conscious Reggae artist name wrong lol

  • @OhItsMulligan
    @OhItsMulligan 2 роки тому +2

    51:50 Mal deadass got that "you're not you when you're hungry" Snickers commercial off 💀

  • @steveo6408
    @steveo6408 2 роки тому +7

    It’s crazy I used to think that they needed Joe. Not so much needed him but he was obviously the main guy and they were kind of the sidekicks. But since the separation these 2 dudes have BLOSSOMED.

  • @HendrixxLoKo
    @HendrixxLoKo 2 роки тому +3

    Mal a real one for correcting her on Buju Banton pronunciation

  • @thankyou6610
    @thankyou6610 2 роки тому +8

    Mal you are the funniest podder ever. I love you

  • @ayeecal90
    @ayeecal90 2 роки тому +5

    This episode was pure comedy 😂

  • @brianpbillingsley3687
    @brianpbillingsley3687 2 роки тому +1

    Why have I rewound the first few seconds like 10 times already?!🤣🤣🤣

  • @zachbtv_6628
    @zachbtv_6628 2 роки тому +3

    Mal the burger has me crying 😂😂😂😂

  • @deckstarrtv
    @deckstarrtv 2 роки тому +8

    Did anyone notice that ever since Tyler won the award that Khaled has never said "we the best" again?
    - Mal ☠️☠️☠️

  • @Justsaywords
    @Justsaywords 2 роки тому +7

    Mal & Rory be like “put the picture right here” and the folks behind the scenes be like fuck it 😂

  • @MarcusJII
    @MarcusJII 2 роки тому +4

    Party all the time is the best song of the Khaled joint ironically

  • @BigMufis
    @BigMufis 2 роки тому +4

    Mal you been doin aight lately good last few episodes 👍🏿💪🏿✊🏿

  • @Mrtre32199
    @Mrtre32199 2 роки тому +2

    😭😭😭😭😭 Mal treating Demaris like a "Meg" this episode jesus christ

  • @officialhdband7289
    @officialhdband7289 2 роки тому +5

    Yo Mal was on Baby D head the whole time! Sheesh! 🤣

  • @first_class_fly
    @first_class_fly 2 роки тому +1

    "He Went On To Say A Lot Of J. Prince Things..."😆😆😆

  • @TheShamanTank
    @TheShamanTank 2 роки тому +4

    I know wen I watch the pod it’s GUARANTEED laughs😆😆

  • @notmiketate
    @notmiketate 2 роки тому

    Yo I am dying at the flaming hot bbq breath segment. Fam didn’t even notice after biting into the burger! Lmao

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 2 роки тому

    Not the burger straight off the grill Lmfaoo I’m dead

  • @SuperMuu
    @SuperMuu 2 роки тому +2

    Mal fed up with everybody 😂 he turning old and grumpy and it’s making him a great podder

  • @Kash7_
    @Kash7_ 2 роки тому +6

    Man Mal was fucking podding today 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @IHOOP415
    @IHOOP415 2 роки тому +1

    “Funky ass umbrella” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarcusJII
    @MarcusJII 2 роки тому +9

    Mal in that thumbnail is craaazzzyyy

  • @IBonePokemon4Fun
    @IBonePokemon4Fun 2 роки тому +3

    this was one of those S tier episodes

  • @trisbreezydc2
    @trisbreezydc2 2 роки тому +3

    Nah that burger story was crazy lmfaooooooooooooo

  • @truthandreconciliation73
    @truthandreconciliation73 2 роки тому +5

    They sleeping on that Wendy’s mixtape. “Red hair in them pigtails uhhh”

  • @meroner6028
    @meroner6028 2 роки тому +2

    MaL def had Diner wit KD & was like i too wanna be in the 50/40/90 club 😂😂

  • @shayla6147
    @shayla6147 2 роки тому

    “You may get a little fever but we ain’t taking you to the Cemetary” is crazy but so true 😂

  • @ChannelODH
    @ChannelODH 2 роки тому +2

    49:17 might be the funniest story in this pods history

  • @quanbuffalo1343
    @quanbuffalo1343 2 роки тому

    Lmfaoooo ayooo wait describing they chemistry was wild 😂😂😂

  • @xchxmpagnepxpix
    @xchxmpagnepxpix Рік тому

    Julian idk if you'll ever read this but I was mid chew when you said "Practice on the yard" and I spit chipotle every where. I hate you but that was fucking hilarious dawg 🤣

  • @jfly15able
    @jfly15able 2 роки тому +4

    Lmao mal going in on damaris today

  • @Swayze_S.L
    @Swayze_S.L 2 роки тому

    Yo Mal roasting Baby D about Buju had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @arterdaniel7878
    @arterdaniel7878 2 роки тому +2

    Great pod my guys 💪🏾💪🏾

  • @luotero8473
    @luotero8473 2 роки тому +3

    Who the fuck is the guy that sounds like Pete Davidson in the background?? 😂😂😂

  • @first_class_fly
    @first_class_fly 2 роки тому +1

    Mal Was In Rare Form 😆😆😆 Who Sprinkled Molly In This Nigga Alkaline Water 😭😭😭

  • @Andre-mh2ez
    @Andre-mh2ez 2 роки тому +2

    This should’ve never been this funny LMAOOOOOOOOO.
    Mal wildin.
    But who is this random ass voice talking in the background?!

  • @kdubsosolid
    @kdubsosolid 2 роки тому

    I haven’t listen to these guys in a while but DAWG…This was a great episode 😂😂😂

  • @torimunoz3003
    @torimunoz3003 2 роки тому +1

    Need to know what word Mal wants to bring back! Take out the bleep real quick please 😂

    • @FlipStar26
      @FlipStar26 Рік тому

      Was it the F word? You know, the one who for same-sex male lovers?

  • @jiamasjohnson1293
    @jiamasjohnson1293 2 роки тому

    Yoo Mal was on it this episode...Top Notch Ent .."Get her a Snickers" 😂😂😂

  • @tsaye5237
    @tsaye5237 2 роки тому

    The scare in the room whenever MAL speaks lol

  • @Violetsurfer
    @Violetsurfer 2 роки тому +5

    Hamburger helper feed the streets is wild 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 it’s really real

  • @steveo6408
    @steveo6408 2 роки тому +2

    I love these guys man

  • @methodmaned
    @methodmaned 2 роки тому +9

    Mal be trying to get the fuck outta there every episode 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @YoungTooks
    @YoungTooks 2 роки тому

    what did mal say at 52:57

  • @AndresBaraya
    @AndresBaraya 2 роки тому

    Rory was snapping when he was talking about the new apartments and cornering us to not being able to buy real estate at any point

  • @user-mb6nf9wt3k
    @user-mb6nf9wt3k 2 роки тому +1

    Kanye will do his listening session on the first train car lmaooooooo

  • @jayjohn5856
    @jayjohn5856 2 роки тому

    Rory slippers look like they been through the ringer lol

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 2 роки тому

    51:53 Mal said get her a snickers lmfao

  • @artificialintelligence0101
    @artificialintelligence0101 2 роки тому +5

    Okay, are we going to ignore this ongoing thing with Damaris?
    I noticed a few episodes back. She was talking much less, and now that she's talking again they're cutting her off a lot and not allowing her to finish her sentences and she seems frustrated. let me know if I'm reaching.

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 2 роки тому

      She got comfortable, like most annoying females do.

    • @shadthagod8033
      @shadthagod8033 2 роки тому +1

      U reaching

    • @Blackguysensai
      @Blackguysensai 2 роки тому

      Shes usually loud and wrong. She's the only woman on the pod so they go to her for her POV but outside of that she is young and it shows with her takes lol

  • @SOLIDINDIVIDUAL
    @SOLIDINDIVIDUAL 2 роки тому +1

    Slippers rory! Really 🤣 best job ever home sweet home

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 2 роки тому

    He’s in album mode Norbit 🤣🤣

  • @leahdereka
    @leahdereka 2 роки тому +1

    The paper clip 😭

  • @stacksondeck515
    @stacksondeck515 2 роки тому +2

    Mal went off this pod

  • @MsGG623
    @MsGG623 2 роки тому +6

    damaris sometimes says the most absurd things.

  • @GiLLMATIC21
    @GiLLMATIC21 2 роки тому

    Lmaoo at mal correcting demaris with buju

  • @WhogeteR
    @WhogeteR 2 роки тому +4

    Metaverse RICO trial whaaaaaatt

    • @ifrr8337
      @ifrr8337 2 роки тому +1

      That was too funny!

  • @SShev
    @SShev 2 роки тому

    The chicken wings iight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ricardoromero1846
    @ricardoromero1846 2 роки тому

    i’m praying for y’all, love y’all.