I love his wit and the love with which he gave to our favorite star Diane Keaton and he being my favourite director what a beautiful delivery and I enjoyed it so much
Kind of like him messing with little girls... the timing was perfect? People that really think he Is A Genius are delusional and are as just as sick is him.
That was some of the most creative and clever joke writing ever. Such use of words. He covered so many different things and the way he Connects one joke to the next while throwing in so many anecdotes is remarkable.
How does someone come off the couch after 40+ years and drop a killer 6 mins of standup? We forget he can rock the mike when he wants to. Complicated, privileged but brilliant filmmaker.
Page-Hendryx hes a massively privileged, East side filmmaker and only black people in his films are serving him thanksgiving dinner or moving furniture and believed that moving to the West Side of manhattan was poverty. Hes also had inappropriate relationships with underage women. He’s also my favorite filmmaker.
@@writemeyers Sometimes its interesting to watch films about worlds foreign to what we know. Have you seen the new UA-cam documentary on the Woody Allen allegations. “By the Way, Woody Allen Is Innocent”: ua-cam.com/video/muyaCg2dGAk/v-deo.html You might like it.
Woody & Keaton: the best on-screen couple ever! Play It Again, Sam, Sleeper, Love & Death, Annie Hall, Interiors, Manhattan, Radio Days, and Manhattan Murder Mystery. Please, we want a new film with both of you! / Happy birthday, Diane Keaton! #WoodyAllen #DianeKeaton
I have watched this clip countless times and every time it makes me laugh. Woody is a comic genius. “Actress, Writer, Photographer, Fellatrix, Director” 😂
They are more like siblings or best friends rather than a couple. I actually think that sort of relationship is even more special because often romance doesn't last but friendships last the decades.
I just LOVE Woody Allen and the despicable accusations he has had to go through but then again, look at the source and how THEY TURNED OUT! Nothing like a woman scorned! Well done Woody - may you go from strength to strength! We (my friends, family, and I), are ALL with YOU!
What are you talking about? How is he vindicated exactly? Maybe I'm out of the loop but didn't he marry his adopted daughter? Or his wife's daughter? How could you possibly condone this 30+year difference, almost incestuous relationship?
The worst that he did was as a pedifile with Mia's biological daughter. Face it, the guy's a friggin' jer.k. He would never have never have been greeted like this since.@@sarac.3568
@@sarac.3568Whatever you think of that situation with Soon-Yi, that has nothing at all to do with the allegations against him by Dylan, that is what the original poster was referring too.
@@davidsheriff9274 Has nothing to do with the allegations? Uhm, I think that if he had sexual interest in his adopted daughter, it is very much important to establish a pattern.
Ever since I saw Annie Hall, still one of my favorites, I've been in love with Diane. I still am today. She's beautiful, funny, smart, talented and though I've never met her, I suspect she's kind. What else could anyone want in a woman?
1:57 the dour look at that woman's face. As though she believe everything negative about Woody without giving him a chance. Great speech Woody! Diane, love u 2!
Woody is a talented clarinet -player as well. He should work together in old-time-jazz with Martin Schmidt-Hahn, a clarinet player from Hamburg with a nice clarinet-sound
What a shame that the actors and actresses who said they would not work with Mr. Allen because of Mia farrow's allegations, never came back publicly to apologize.
That ties in with an award show speech by Steve Martin where he explained that Diane was watching the OJ trial while he and Marty were goofing around and she got mad and and said "If you don't shut up, I'm going to suck your .... " To which Marty replied "Diane, you really need to work on your threats".
I think a lot in the audience weren’t sure plus it comes in the middle of a list of accomplishments: Medical Definition of fellatrix. : a woman who performs fellatio.
hopefully when you're in your 70s you won't still look on ancient breakups as something to mourn. some people can have a sense of humor about their lives and joke about it with friends.
Yes, he did. He acted as a father to her while “dating” and living with Mia and her children. To many this behavior was considered to be called grooming. Which is a term used for a subtle seducing or wooing of a prey and in this instance a child by an adult father figure.
Wrong. He did NOT. He was NOT a father figure, never lived in the same ho m e or raised her. You have NO idea what you are talking about. @@imaamericangirl1406
"This is a woman who is GREAT at everything she does: actress, writer, photographer, fellatrix, director: Diane Keaton!" The great thing about this joke is that it seems to have escaped almost all people's minds. Maybe yours too.
Two different police departments investigated, and both absolved Allen. The psychiatrist from one of them flat out said that Dylan was coached. Remember that Farrow came out with the accusation when Allen left her for Soon Yi. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
WOODY ALLEN was, is, & will remain always a creative genius with an unequalled humor
WOODY ALLEN TRUE GENIUS. LOVE HIM SO MUCH
he is Funny & nice tribute to Diane Keaton
His timing and delivery always, always quintessentially divine.
I love his wit and the love with which he gave to our favorite star Diane Keaton and he being my favourite director what a beautiful delivery and I enjoyed it so much
@Felix Bruyns i could look up predation but wanted to ask the one who would point out his perversity
Thanks Simon cowall
oh yeah
Kind of like him messing with little girls... the timing was perfect? People that really think he Is A Genius are delusional and are as just as sick is him.
That was some of the most creative and clever joke writing ever. Such use of words. He covered so many different things and the way he Connects one joke to the next while throwing in so many anecdotes is remarkable.
@@robinrahmani4705 He really is a comedic genius.
Brought a tear to my eye..The beautiful Diane Keaton and Woody from “Annie Hall” will forever be the quintessential, most adorable movie couple. ❤️
She is disgusting. Are you kidding me? She is celebrating a pedo... do you not understand that?
This might be my favorite monologue of his. He’s the best.
@@filmmekker Definitely mine! 😂😂😂😂
a true representation of love since we all know his proclivity towards privacy
The world's greatest colonoscopy joke.
Happy 73rd birthday to the gorgeous, brilliant and super talented Diane Keaton! ❤️ #WoodyAllen #DianeKeaton
Outstanding. Two wonderful magical people. What a beautiful tribute. 🌟
How does someone come off the couch after 40+ years and drop a killer 6 mins of standup? We forget he can rock the mike when he wants to. Complicated, privileged but brilliant filmmaker.
Privileged?
Page-Hendryx hes a massively privileged, East side filmmaker and only black people in his films are serving him thanksgiving dinner or moving furniture and believed that moving to the West Side of manhattan was poverty. Hes also had inappropriate relationships with underage women. He’s also my favorite filmmaker.
@@writemeyers Sometimes its interesting to watch films about worlds foreign to what we know. Have you seen the new UA-cam documentary on the Woody Allen allegations. “By the Way, Woody Allen Is Innocent”: ua-cam.com/video/muyaCg2dGAk/v-deo.html
You might like it.
@@writemeyers To an extend I agree with this and of course he's privileged, but still: not every film has to display all aspects of life.
That night, a whole bunch of legends came to pay her tribute. Quite impressive. Diane Keaton is Hollywood royalty.
She's disgusting. She's celebrating a pedo ...do you not get that?
The chemistry between Woody Allen and Diane Keaton reminds me of that between Groucho Marx and Margret Dumont.
Kinda like your chemistry with Miss Piggy ?
Diane Keaton and Woody Allen in Sleeper and Love and Death are riots of comedy.
Woody & Keaton: the best on-screen couple ever! Play It Again, Sam, Sleeper, Love & Death, Annie Hall, Interiors, Manhattan, Radio Days, and Manhattan Murder Mystery. Please, we want a new film with both of you! / Happy birthday, Diane Keaton! #WoodyAllen #DianeKeaton
Another Woody and Diane film, would be great. I grew up with them and love all of those films. 😃👏👏
Manhattan Murder Mysery was supposed to be with Mia Farrow but then everything hit the fan. His reunion with Keaton was sweet and touching.
He directed so many Oscar-winning performances from women, Woody a genius we just don't give enough credit to.
Just watch the movies he made with Judy Davis, for instance.
@@DanielLiebert-i1pYes "Husbands and Wives", she was fantastic in that movie.
I have watched this clip countless times and every time it makes me laugh. Woody is a comic genius. “Actress, Writer, Photographer, Fellatrix, Director” 😂
I'd never heard the 4th word and was visualizing it as beginning with "phi". Thanks for clearing that up!
I noticed that too --- genius "Woody" 🤣
Not genius, disgusting.
Fellatrix 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@hortensia3384 🤣😂😂😂
Woody's the best! We love you, Woody! #WoodyAllen
Diane is the love of his life.♥️
Wrong. His first wife Louise Lasser from "Mart Hartman" was/is. She is a genius in her own right.
What a great speech.
They are more like siblings or best friends rather than a couple. I actually think that sort of relationship is even more special because often romance doesn't last but friendships last the decades.
What a gift. Thank you. I love them both.
I just LOVE Woody Allen and the despicable accusations he has had to go through but then again, look at the source and how THEY TURNED OUT! Nothing like a woman scorned! Well done Woody - may you go from strength to strength! We (my friends, family, and I), are ALL with YOU!
What are you talking about? How is he vindicated exactly? Maybe I'm out of the loop but didn't he marry his adopted daughter? Or his wife's daughter? How could you possibly condone this 30+year difference, almost incestuous relationship?
@@sarac.3568His wife is not his adopted daughter. His wife isn't his stepdaughter. He was never married to Mia and never lived with her.
The worst that he did was as a pedifile with Mia's biological daughter. Face it, the guy's a friggin' jer.k. He would never have never have been greeted like this since.@@sarac.3568
@@sarac.3568Whatever you think of that situation with Soon-Yi, that has nothing at all to do with the allegations against him by Dylan, that is what the original poster was referring too.
@@davidsheriff9274 Has nothing to do with the allegations? Uhm, I think that if he had sexual interest in his adopted daughter, it is very much important to establish a pattern.
Ever since I saw Annie Hall, still one of my favorites, I've been in love with Diane. I still am today. She's beautiful, funny, smart, talented and though I've never met her, I suspect she's kind. What else could anyone want in a woman?
1:57 the dour look at that woman's face. As though she believe everything negative about Woody without giving him a chance. Great speech Woody! Diane, love u 2!
She also pointedly fails to laugh at the bulimia joke. Who is she?
She went to my high school. Her sister was best friends with one of my best friends, OC in the old days.
Love Woody, so brilliant and classic
Funniest man in the world.
God bless him !
Very funny jokes. Well crafted remarks.
Diane is a lovely Actress. She is a fashion fashion ICon. And She developped her own style as an actress and an Icon!!!
the problem is life is the prep day i nearly died
@@michaelireland7239 Me too! Just hilarious
U are the best woody !!!
Yes he is the best.
I suppose his audience didn't know what 'fellatrix' meant.
They know very well what it means in action, though not in so many words!
@Julie Frazier Google is your friend.
@@princeandrey They just let it go. Picturing the 2 of them is too yuck
@@farmbrough Fellatrix is a bit of a mouthful.
@@farmbrough I had to Google it! 🤣
These 2 on Film together were Hilarious. Top notch creative comedy, back in the day.
FELLATRIX! Apparently, no one got the joke; it’s much different than philately.
a true bond between the two.
Still as sharp as ever...
Not as sharp as ever but still sharp
Such intelligence!
Woody is a talented clarinet -player as well. He should work together in old-time-jazz with Martin Schmidt-Hahn, a clarinet player from Hamburg with a nice clarinet-sound
Wow is woody a wit. He absolutely destroyed the audience.
He's an amazing film---writer........... And, that is it......,..
What a shame that the actors and actresses who said they would not work with Mr. Allen because of Mia farrow's allegations, never came back publicly to apologize.
That was terrific. Very funny stuff. No one knew what a "fellatrix" is though.
What a wasted joke
@@hjalmar.poelzig I think it’s funnier because the audience did’t know what it meant. It was like he got away with it! 🤣😂😂😂
Maybe they just did not know how to react
HOLY F%I%K YOU JUST , CAN NOT TOP WOODY ALLEN , HE IS TOO INTELLIGENT FOR MOST OF US
Never die, Woody.
Didn’t Woody Allen used to be younger?
We all used to be younger.
😂
@@muddeer5383 They should have said so in the clip
It is Classy: co-worker to Lover to Staying Friends.
"Actress, Writer, Photographer, Fellatrix... " and the audience didn´t get it!
That ties in with an award show speech by Steve Martin where he explained that Diane was watching the OJ trial while he and Marty were goofing around and she got mad and and said "If you don't shut up, I'm going to suck your .... " To which Marty replied "Diane, you really need to work on your threats".
The woman dressed in green at 1:56 and 5:11 does not laugh.
There were a few that aren’t amused. I think he’s a crack up! Funny funny man!
@@max17ren he fucking negs this woman for the entire speech are you joking Woody Allen is a piece of shit
@@katherinedanaher3189 He negs her for the entire speech in the way that only true friends can. Diane and Woody have been friends for over 50 years.
They missed it at the end when he called her great fellatrix.
Brilliant!!!
3:05-3:17 Such a clever joke.
Effortless, funny, intelligent
Hilarious.
200$ dinner. Exactly what do you get for that. All of Hollywood and Broadway put together isn't worth a cent.
He looks a bit Dennis Nordern there.
"...fellatrix..."
despite all of the legitimate controversy regarding wooly allen, he is a comedic genius.
Great!! B
I see Mia Farrow turned up in the audience, somehow near Diane and therefore on camera, in a green dress and a facemask.
😂
Who knew Woody could still be funny? One can easily forget watching is last 8 films.
Allen is missing: He is innocent man:
Mia and Dylan should be sued and put in jail.
Woody is delightful , genius and innocent ..
anyone know who that bummed out female in green, @6:03 , to the left of Diane is ? She appears constipated...
Philaxtrx (lickin' ) award..
I think a lot in the audience weren’t sure plus it comes in the middle of a list of accomplishments: Medical Definition of fellatrix. : a woman who performs fellatio.
only joke that fell flat was fellatrix....even the best comics don't hit the ball every time.
Is this a roast?!
No, just one friend speaking with love to another in a way that only close friends of many years can.
@@pappy374 those ppl aren't friends
@@MeMe-td1ye Diane and Woody have been close friends for over 50 years.
@@pappy374 so, toxic friendships don't exist?!
@@MeMe-td1ye Of course, but Diane has said many, many times that she loves Woody and considers him one of her closest friends.
The dumping joke was a bit harsh..
Fellatrix, ickier
Every minute of it is gross
It always made me uncomfortable. But thats what his humor was shooting for then..uncomfortsble.
hopefully when you're in your 70s you won't still look on ancient breakups as something to mourn. some people can have a sense of humor about their lives and joke about it with friends.
plus, he is dressed up as scorcese, right? the eyebrows and hair?
Didn’t he marry is daughter ?
No, he married Soon Yi Previn, the daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn.
Yes, he did. He acted as a father to her while “dating” and living with Mia and her children. To many this behavior was considered to be called grooming. Which is a term used for a subtle seducing or wooing of a prey and in this instance a child by an adult father figure.
Wrong. He did NOT. He was NOT a father figure, never lived in the same ho m e or raised her. You have NO idea what you are talking about. @@imaamericangirl1406
@@imaamericangirl1406Wrong. He did NOT marry his daughter.
"This is a woman who is GREAT at everything she does: actress, writer, photographer, fellatrix, director: Diane Keaton!"
The great thing about this joke is that it seems to have escaped almost all people's minds. Maybe yours too.
Totally missed that....what a thing to say!
she dresses like the woman who takes Blanche away at the end of Streetcar... ha!
Almost cute speech. Def should have left out the bulimic joke
No. Joking about it makes it easier to talk about.
Woody Allen is a popular, and also a cheap artist.
Yes to all except the bulimia jokes!
No. Joking about it makes it easier to talk about.
He married his Daughter, any Questions?
Wrong. Try again.
Yes, one question: Why do you hate facts?
@@terri6854 He did NOT marry his daughter. That is a lie.
Fellatrix? Honestly a little gross, plus the hee hee hee Bulimia joke
No. Joking about it makes it easier to talk about.
nobody believes Dylan?
nope. not even her brother. read his own words. mosesfarrow.blogspot.com/2018/05/a-son-speaks-out-by-moses-farrow.html
Some from the Me Too movement HAVE said they believe Dylan.....
Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two different police departments investigated, and both absolved Allen. The psychiatrist from one of them flat out said that Dylan was coached. Remember that Farrow came out with the accusation when Allen left her for Soon Yi. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
That’s right, no one believes Dylan because most people actually have a brain. Do the research.
Both are f'ing weird as all get out.
He’s such a wanker but Keaton is brilliant.
Wanker?
Do you know what?
Fuck you. That's what.
Wank this.
What a creepy misogynist.
Interesting how he's a misogynist when he's usually lauded for writing some of the most complicated and revered roles for women in American cinema.
A misogynist who loves women? Seriously?
😂
Or, perhaps, you are a misandric?
@@stevezenn A reply one would expect from a misogynist.
WOODY ALLEN was, is, & will remain always a creative genius with an unequalled humor