Andy Rooney - Bottled Water

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2011
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  • @hollypietrzak5214
    @hollypietrzak5214 7 років тому +92

    I used to enjoy watching these Andy Rooney segments as a kid

    • @taramoriarty4992
      @taramoriarty4992 5 років тому +6

      holly pietrzak me too! That ticking clock and his voice go hand in hand watching 60 minutes with other hosts isn’t the same

    • @milepost4846
      @milepost4846 3 роки тому +1

      Same here!

    • @NeverSaySandwich1
      @NeverSaySandwich1 2 роки тому +2

      The only enjoyable parts to watch as a kid

    • @andywinslow9638
      @andywinslow9638 Рік тому

      I still do.

  • @SundraPetrov
    @SundraPetrov 12 років тому +49

    "When does a rainforest lose it's virginity anyway?" ~laughs~
    I grew up looking forward to Andy Rooney as my parents watched 60 Minutes. As an adult, I still looked forward to his segment most of all. Thank you for the straight talk Andy. Bless your family and may you rest in peace. You are already missed!

    • @jimb3093
      @jimb3093 2 роки тому +1

      Yep, I miss him.

  • @ladyvincenza
    @ladyvincenza 10 років тому +126

    I'd buy Andy Rooney Bottled Water.

    • @thehoosierfortheUK
      @thehoosierfortheUK 6 років тому +3

      Sarah Trachtenberg me to! Shut up Mr. Rooney and take my money!!!

    • @halfling49
      @halfling49 5 років тому +2

      I'll take 12

    • @perspellman
      @perspellman 4 роки тому

      He doesn't want it.

    • @guns4toilets
      @guns4toilets 2 роки тому

      He looks miserable on the bottle photo. Then he calls it Rooney Water to let you know that this is what you'll look and feel like when you drink this water.

    • @fenwayify
      @fenwayify 2 роки тому

      @@guns4toilets Personally, I'd be a bit hesitant on the Rooney Water. You know how we sometimes discover, shall I say, less than flattering "details" on certain long-trusted public figures, only to later discover some rather sordid conduct they'd been engaging in for years. I'd be afraid old Andy had been adding some of his own special "sauce" to his water...ya know, for "flavoring!"

  • @michellepost1016
    @michellepost1016 5 років тому +17

    Andy's segments take me back to my teens and twenties.I never missed an episode of 60 minutes, even during 1971 I watched it, and I was only 10 then.I read all of his books, some were written like his segments.I thought he was funny.I remember when he looked younger.

    • @dchang11
      @dchang11 2 роки тому +1

      I thought you wrote 1917. You been around longer than Andy!

  • @TheRealValus
    @TheRealValus Рік тому +6

    "see if I can sell it to the women on this floor" 😂

  • @travkatz
    @travkatz 3 роки тому +12

    Of all the people in the world of news and entertainment, there's no one I miss more than Andy Rooney.

  • @javiermori1710
    @javiermori1710 2 роки тому +3

    Ahhh.sundays nights after family dinner.walk out from my room and see dad on his sofa watching 60minutes religiously. Memories you dont even think will be memories when you get older.🙂

  • @jkeelsnc
    @jkeelsnc 2 роки тому +13

    This guy was the funniest person on TV at being obvious about ridiculous nonsense. I don’t think there is anyone like him left. 😂

    • @kwebster62
      @kwebster62 Рік тому +1

      Jim Gaffigan is pretty good.

  • @the7thsaber
    @the7thsaber 7 років тому +17

    God I miss him

  • @artonline01
    @artonline01 2 роки тому +4

    I just shared this with my father(67) me (43) and we laughed for 2 min strait starting with the first line "water on the brain.. sort of".. lmfao

  • @JameserBee
    @JameserBee 9 років тому +99

    When does a rain forest lose its virginity, anyway?

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 3 роки тому +3

      When it gets clear cutted

    • @mike48084
      @mike48084 2 роки тому +1

      When some 80 year old starts talking about popping cherries, I just cringe

    • @ja3482
      @ja3482 2 роки тому +1

      Why don't they make the entire rainforest out of the Black Box material?

    • @truthoverfacts9254
      @truthoverfacts9254 Рік тому

      Bruh.

    • @kwebster62
      @kwebster62 Рік тому +1

      Virgin or first-growth forests are old-growth forests that have never been logged. Like other types of virginity. :)

  • @seanturner167
    @seanturner167 8 років тому +63

    when dose a rain forest lose its virginity. fucking spectacular.

  • @monrovia1000
    @monrovia1000 8 років тому +26

    I miss him. lol

  • @tmh44
    @tmh44 Місяць тому

    An absolute legend, I love Andy Rooney...tells it like it is and calls our attention to the ridiculous stuff we all accept as part of modern life. RIP!

  • @WVFyc
    @WVFyc 2 роки тому +14

    Adam Friedland brought me here

  • @roccoatleby
    @roccoatleby 7 років тому +7

    good ole old man rants

  • @TheSuperRocketman
    @TheSuperRocketman 12 років тому +6

    he's like a cranky genius!

  • @Hot80s
    @Hot80s Рік тому +1

    I love Mr. Rooney and the timeframe that he came from when he was a young boy. He said that the motor cars on the road we’re mostly Oldsmobiles and Durrants.

  • @steveskouson9620
    @steveskouson9620 4 роки тому +6

    Having lived on Oahu, and was a homebrewer,
    as well as a commercial beer brewer, I can
    attest to the fact that the water on Oahu is
    some of the best in the world! At the brewery,
    our water came right out of the municipal supply.
    As did my home water.
    Currently, I live in the Phoenix Arizona area. (Mesa.)
    Our water, you can smell a glass of it across the room!
    I buy RO filtered water, at fifteen whole cents a gallon!
    If I'd ever hook up the home RO system, water would
    be MUCH less!
    steve

    • @mikeodonnell6799
      @mikeodonnell6799 Рік тому +1

      water in Scottsdale reminded me of New Orleans water. boil it and it creates a white film in the pot, not good

  • @TheEmmaVee
    @TheEmmaVee 8 років тому +52

    "I hate to get all Andy Rooney about this, but...."

  • @garethbaus5471
    @garethbaus5471 4 роки тому +1

    I remember watching Andy Rooney after 60 minutes, I was just barely getting old enough to appreciate his segment when he died.

  • @hisexcellencypresidentofre4118
    @hisexcellencypresidentofre4118 4 роки тому +6

    "When does a rainforest lose its virginity anyway?" ouch! Lol

  • @michaelfaber9198
    @michaelfaber9198 3 роки тому +4

    "Volvic comes from France... A long way to bring a bottle of water." lol

  • @jamescaschera2352
    @jamescaschera2352 9 років тому +4

    I live in upstate NY and our free water is the best. Hard water with minerals and all that stuff. I see people at the big box store with cases of water, it's a waste of money not to mention the plastic we don't need to generate.

  • @annainspain5176
    @annainspain5176 7 років тому +3

    A "virgin" rain forest means untouched--which excludes some company going in and setting up a bottling plant there.

  • @Haddley333
    @Haddley333 7 років тому +63

    Rooney's face on that water bottle is creepy as hell. I'd buy some!

  • @theamazingDrBob
    @theamazingDrBob 2 роки тому +3

    I still wonder to this day if his little scheme worked. He's the best.

  • @benmanperelsztein
    @benmanperelsztein 12 років тому +13

    Andy Rooney is a economic genius

  • @alyssaleatham8544
    @alyssaleatham8544 Рік тому +3

    I know it's awful, but sometimes I miss being eight and going on my fourth hour running around outside, stopping only to drink out of the hose. I haven't found a bubbler or bottled water that hits that good.

  • @tonystark3462
    @tonystark3462 4 місяці тому

    BEAUTIFUL!!

  • @jeffw1267
    @jeffw1267 Рік тому +2

    Imagine if Andy knew that, in the future, people would pay double or triple the value to have bottled water delivered to their front door.

  • @doct0rnic
    @doct0rnic 3 роки тому +3

    "I find soup to be the wateriest of foods. I don't really trust soups, no more than I trust stews."

    • @christianedmiston426
      @christianedmiston426 Рік тому

      "Soup is funny. It's not really a meal. Nor is it really a first course, because it's mostly made of water..."

    • @beatrute2677
      @beatrute2677 Рік тому

      That was gold man

  • @perspellman
    @perspellman 4 роки тому +2

    Andy Rooney, one of my old favorites, and one of not too many true journalists. Have a good journey, Andy, where ever you are.

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 7 років тому +2

    I miss Andy Rooney.

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 2 місяці тому

    How I miss Mr Rooney! ❤❤

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 5 років тому +3

    I've made it a point of pride to NEVER pay for bottled water.
    Whoever thought of that is the biggest genius scam artist in history.

  • @mostlyhonest
    @mostlyhonest 8 років тому +8

    Bottled water has far LESS regulations than tap, always be careful what you put in your body.

    • @OObayan
      @OObayan 5 років тому

      Flint on my mind

    • @alasdaircameron1300
      @alasdaircameron1300 3 роки тому

      So don’t snort asbestos? “Be careful what you put in your body” people like you are why we still have do not drink labels on bleach

  • @turkishmuslimah216
    @turkishmuslimah216 10 років тому +8

    Lmao he's funny 😄

  • @DerpyPenguin4747
    @DerpyPenguin4747 9 років тому +58

    Andy Rooney had one thing and he exercised it well. Common sense. We can all have it but we just choose to ignore it.

    • @ccth22
      @ccth22 4 роки тому +3

      So true

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 2 місяці тому

    I KNEW IT!!! I’ve said from the first time someone was drinking bottled water that it tastes like you’re drinking…..nothing! Apparently no one figured out that there is absolutely NOTHING in those bottles. Nothing from nothing leaves, well, NOTHING! ❤️🐈

  • @naturalstrongman81
    @naturalstrongman81 10 років тому +33

    I had never heard of andy rooney until I saw him interviewed by ali g

    • @whitiscool1
      @whitiscool1 9 років тому +11

      glenxxvii yea he was a real racialist in that video

  • @lancesay
    @lancesay 10 місяців тому

    love this DUDE!

  • @scottstrang1583
    @scottstrang1583 5 років тому +2

    Gotta love it. Everybody seems to think that municipal tap water is clean and good. I'm sure people in Flint, Michigan thought that one time, too.

  • @greengrassofhome
    @greengrassofhome 6 років тому +1

    There was a joke referencing Andy Rooney and the way he critiqued things on the Sick and Wrong Podcast, Episode 592. I had never heard of him before but I like him. He seemed like a smart guy. I will check out more 60 Minutes episodes.

  • @SooziinCa
    @SooziinCa Рік тому

    Annie Leonard: THE STORY OF BOTTLE WATER. 🥰 Andy Rooney !!

  • @MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531
    @MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531 12 років тому +3

    A lot of people don't seem to understand that fluoride is a naturally occurring component of ground water in all over the world and the term 'fluoridation' does not only mean adding fluoride to the water but subtracting it to healthful levels which most scientists agree is one parts per million. Fluoride can be good for the body just as iron or calcium can. And just like iron and calcium concentrated doses can be poisonous.

    • @jamesrussell2936
      @jamesrussell2936 7 років тому +2

      People think they know what they don't really know.

  • @thyde9535
    @thyde9535 6 років тому +1

    It's like that Fiji commercial, saying they're "not Cleveland". But then Cleveland gave em the old steamer, so to speak, tested their municipal water & it was cleaner than Fiji bottled water.

  • @sidefx996
    @sidefx996 10 місяців тому +2

    We need a lot more Andy Rooney today

  • @dgb751
    @dgb751 12 років тому +3

    i clued in to the crazyness of bottled water a couple of yrs ago, i just use a britta filter, its great.

  • @GWorksGrow
    @GWorksGrow Рік тому +1

    A comedian said if you don’t know Andy Ronney, then your a child lol so I had had to see who this guy was.

  • @mrpizzadoodle1307
    @mrpizzadoodle1307 3 роки тому

    I had to watch this in class

  • @belle9361
    @belle9361 3 роки тому

    im watching this for my rhetoric class and andy rooney is so swag

  • @NUFIGHTER
    @NUFIGHTER 2 роки тому

    Poland Spring, Maine is also the home of Élan - a boarding school from the stuff of nightmares. Nexpo had a great episode about its history and eventual closure.

  • @ownSystem
    @ownSystem 4 роки тому +10

    When does the forest lose its virginity. Geez old man. He never held back. Even at 95. Lol.

  • @kennethterrell7409
    @kennethterrell7409 2 роки тому +1

    I still remember that Beaver got in big trouble for trying to sell "bottled water" to his classmates. Ward said to Beav, "But Beave, water is free."

    • @k.g.1259
      @k.g.1259 7 місяців тому

      Season 1 Episode 7 "Water, Anyone?" 😀😀👍👍

  • @IVthHorseman
    @IVthHorseman 11 років тому +3

    Don't let them steal your Purity of Essence!

  • @marcdewey1242
    @marcdewey1242 3 роки тому

    Andy will never be replaced,cbs have other people who try to do what he did but he was one of of a kind that would be like the Stones replacing Mick Jagger wouldn't work.

  • @leotrollstoy2351
    @leotrollstoy2351 6 років тому

    I miss this man

  • @donegood8712
    @donegood8712 3 роки тому

    Andy you're still the best. Regular tap water is safe

  • @maxforstag
    @maxforstag 8 років тому +3

    Did computers really still look like that in 2005?

  • @TheDarthXeno
    @TheDarthXeno 4 роки тому +2

    Such a beautiful human being.
    one of the only men in this world with common sense

  • @eagleye161
    @eagleye161 7 років тому +20

    When does a rain forest lose it's virginity anyway?

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 4 роки тому +2

      when it gets f***ed by the lumber companies?

    • @woodworkerroyer8497
      @woodworkerroyer8497 4 роки тому

      @@NatandGeorge which Pope George are you?
      And most rainforests dont get raped by professional loggers, they get clear cut by starving villagers who need more land to feed their families or to get enough money to send their kids to school and give them a chance at a better life.

  • @user-ke8vk8bo4j
    @user-ke8vk8bo4j Рік тому

    Rumor has it Rooney water started turning yellow for some reason.

  • @kcwhalley
    @kcwhalley 3 роки тому

    Those damn bottled-water-drinking women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

  • @davidm4160
    @davidm4160 4 роки тому +1

    When they came out with bottled water I said "who in their right mind would pay for water"?

  • @3dartistguy
    @3dartistguy 4 місяці тому

    i can remember drinking water in our new house in a new subdivision in Texas as a kid and the water tasted awful.

  • @lokhtar
    @lokhtar 11 років тому +1

    A dentist can tell if you grew up in an area without fluoridated water. Why do you believe it is bad for you? Fluoridation of water is mostly decided at the local governmental level, not by some shady federal bureaucracy.

  • @silvermountain467
    @silvermountain467 2 роки тому

    Dead water is an apt name for bottled water.

  • @shanesmith6941
    @shanesmith6941 Рік тому +3

    I wonder what Andy would have to say about what's going on in the world today.

  • @johannpopper1493
    @johannpopper1493 Рік тому +2

    We need a voice deepfake of Andy Rooney reading every book ever written.

  • @thomasponzio8345
    @thomasponzio8345 8 років тому

    my mom rip loved Andy moment

  • @MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531
    @MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531 12 років тому

    Been saying this for years and people think I'm crazy for -not- paying for something that falls from the sky.

  • @andrespereydaresearch
    @andrespereydaresearch 3 роки тому

    Hearing that watch makes me taste steak and mushrooms, because that's what I ate when I was a little boy as my parents watched 60 Minutes.

  • @oranebrown2169
    @oranebrown2169 8 років тому +16

    thank you rick and morty.

  • @privateer0561
    @privateer0561 Рік тому

    And 8 trillion plastic bottles later, we have an ocean of them in the ocean.

  • @ninademci1500
    @ninademci1500 3 роки тому

    To answer Mr. Rooney's rhetorical question: A virgin rain forest loses its virginity the minute humans enter it.

  • @Dra741
    @Dra741 10 років тому +1

    Andy Rooney's,wife caught me,imitating him,said that was good

  • @rc136561
    @rc136561 9 років тому +8

    I am 63 no medical problems and drink more beer juice and soda than any amount of water. I don't believe bottled water is the answer us baby boomers don't drink that stuff. I am with my good ole buddy Andy Rooney from 60 minutes. Cheers have another Yeunling you just might live longer than those drinking bottled water. Oh and by the way Andy was 92 years young when he died and he never touched bottled water.

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 11 років тому

    I miss andy

  • @cordelmar
    @cordelmar 5 років тому +1

    Wen does a virgin rain forest loses it virginity? Aaa shit i m still laughing.

  • @kentweirdo
    @kentweirdo 12 років тому

    My favorite TV theme song. TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK- This.... is 60 Minutes.... TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK

  • @x-hunter1965
    @x-hunter1965 5 років тому

    Yo this shit is so god damn funny. It belongs on comedy Central

  • @JarlBalin
    @JarlBalin 10 років тому +7

    I remember when coke tried tried to start selling dasani in the uk. Someone should have told them that the British don't drink bottled water like Americans do. I wonder why?

    • @scottstrang1583
      @scottstrang1583 5 років тому +1

      Not to mention, Dasani tastes hideous.

    • @johnsherman6718
      @johnsherman6718 3 роки тому

      @@scottstrang1583 Dasani....sounds like a jungle foot fungus to me.

  • @DJ_Zing
    @DJ_Zing 3 місяці тому

    Mst3k brought me here
    Soup is funny!

  • @lucklyclover58
    @lucklyclover58 12 років тому +2

    shit this guy is smart ass hell.

  • @alexx781
    @alexx781 4 роки тому

    We had to watch this is school lol

  • @chewy2804
    @chewy2804 5 років тому +1

    Ahh Sunday evenings after the games

  • @MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531
    @MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531 12 років тому

    @grawey0 Your body does actually need fluoride which incidentally can be found naturally in bodies of water around the world.

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 2 роки тому +2

    I've been watching Andy Rooney's piece about bottled water. Rooney thinks bottled water is a scam, and I have to say I agree. I like Andy Rooney and usually laugh at his pieces, but I didn't laugh as much at this piece. I suppose that makes me bad.

  • @VreeFisions
    @VreeFisions 7 років тому +1

    Does you think the media has changed?

  • @servant141
    @servant141 4 роки тому +1

    1:16 Once the canopy breaks?

  • @milepost4846
    @milepost4846 3 роки тому

    I use my bottled water.......ONCE.........then fill it up many many times with tap water. Same with soft drink bottles. Had someone look at my Dr Pepper bottle and ask me if Dr Pepper was making a clear version once, lol!

  • @marioriospinot
    @marioriospinot 11 років тому

    Nice.

  • @blackie1012
    @blackie1012 8 років тому +10

    Hey Andy, you cool dawg?

  • @ColAngus
    @ColAngus 7 років тому

    My daughter developed kidney stones after I told her to drink more water to clear her skin as a teen.Now she only drinks filtered water and no stones.

  • @michaelhughes3302
    @michaelhughes3302 2 роки тому +1

    Christ on a cracker. I miss Andy.

  • @TechnicolorMammoth
    @TechnicolorMammoth 10 років тому +8

    Holy crap. I just found this guy and he's fucking amazing. You can't find anyone on T.V. this astute and intelligent.

    • @jerseytomato100
      @jerseytomato100 8 років тому +2

      You should read his books, too. They're all excellent. I'm a big Andy Rooney fan. 👍

  • @Mimoosworld
    @Mimoosworld 19 днів тому

    Help I can't find the one where he complains about there being too many flavor of juice I've been searching for months

  • @MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531
    @MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531 12 років тому

    You're a funny guy.

  • @christiantomko4605
    @christiantomko4605 5 років тому

    Is there really a brand called Rooney? If so I’ll take it!