The ehhhhh sounds like something old drunk Irish man would say Ehhh is not lingo it's a human sound more common in some languages and cultures then others
Kraven: OH, I JUST ,um, It’s because I don’t want to be shot in the foot or head Spider-Man: wait, don’t you have a giant spear you could throw through it, you’ve done it before, Haven’t you even used arro- Kraven The Hunter: SHUT THE F#£K UP SPIDER!
"Can't you test Black Widow? She was FAR more specific in her choosing. I'm more of a generalist. And right now, I choose Jumping Spider." *Jumps and swings away* Beating any dorks to the punch first, yes jumping spiders cannot use silk. It's a joke. Cry.
@@ITSupermanTI, to be fair, that's not a consistently missing trait among Spidermen/Spiderwomen and sometimes that *does* change since I remember hearing that 616 Spiderman gained the ability to produce spiderweb naturally after one of the times when he died.
Nah but Hawkeye could actually be difficult to beat. He aint that useless just people dont think of him as useful because he is on a team with superhumans and an actual god like how do u compare him to other people.
Hawkeye in the main Avengers movies is *required* to be on the team for them to win. He doesn't necessarily have to do anything, as long as he's present and trying, they win. 1st Avengers movie: going terribly until Hawkeye was freed from mind control, then it was a cakewalk. Age of Ultron? Hawkeye was there, and they won. Captain America: Civil War? Guess whose team Hawkeye was on. Infinity War: Hawkeye retired with his wife and kids and they lost. Endgame: Hawkeye came back, and they won.
I like the idea of a hunter hew tests animal based hero’s. Helps them bring out their true instincts in a fight or shows them this life is not for them.
Y'know, I heard a rumor that before Spider-Man: no way home was released, I heard that the plot of the movie was that Kraven would be hired to hunt Spider-Man. They didn't say who would play Kraven, but personally I think Jason Momoa would have been an excellent role for Kraven.
I kinda like that angel to him. It usually comes off as ego of a hunters for his motivation so refreshing to see "So you think you represent the spirit of the spider? Prove it."
what about vulture rhino scorpion falcon wolverine black panther sabretooth black cat black widow toad wasp ant-man doctor octopus lizard howard the duck wolfsbane chameleon beast white tiger porcupine leech moleman (and about probably 50 or more so marvel characters)
About 70% of those characters are out of Kraven's league, and the other 30% are too weak for Kraven or got beat by Spider-Man and are therefore lesser prey
Kraven went after Beast and Panther, actually did pretty well against panther in their first encounter. Was able to knock him out in their first fight while he was in his Vibranium suit. Beast not so much. Kraven's such an inconsistent character
I think he doesn't go after Sabretooth and Wolverine because they are in some ways animals and are trying to embody the animals that they represent same thing with the lizard with Doctor Octopus it's more of a play on words with his original name so I think he loves that one slide pretty much you have to be a man embodying the aspects of an animal for it to count I'm not actually be more or less that animal
@@Nim0d-g4u so close my other point that they more or less have to actually embody the animal they take their name from I did not be given to them as a form of a codename
"Why don't you go after some animal themed villains instead? You can have your hunt and do something for society. Doctor Octopus, Rhino, Scorpion, Vulture, Shocker..." "I don't know any animal named 'Shocker'." "I am missing a lot of school because of superheroing."
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"What about Ant-Man? You ever see a bunch of ants eat a moth? It's gross, man."
"Yeah a bunch, but he's just _one_ ant man."
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 Yeah, but he can summon ALL the ants.
@@cheese4g
“He summons all the fellas”
"All my FELLAS" @@TimorousEye
@@cheese4g "well then I'm not really fighting the man using the animals totem, i'm just fighting the animals! You see the problem here?"
The ultimate disrespect: making the well read and trained warrior drop the flowery speech and adopt modern lingo
Sounds marvel movie writing
The ehhhhh sounds like something old drunk Irish man would say
Ehhh is not lingo it's a human sound more common in some languages and cultures then others
"Im not trying to get an arrow to the knee."
Skyrim reference
I thought he was gonna say like "Mid" or something. 😂
@@SuperSaiyanD48Hawkeye in the comics has some of the most wild arrows. The MCU did him no justice!
@thedoglovinggamer5825 Sounds about right.
You want him to marry Hawkeye?
I mean... in the comics if you want someone dead or quickly taken off the field, a properly equipped Hawkeye is usually the best answer
Yeah, Hawkeye is usually taken off the field quickly
@rodrigoandorinha9259 True, but if you sleep on him he usually pull an arrow out of the plot quiver to turn the tide
@@loselot6044 ikr I remember reading a comic where Hawkeye pulled out a teleportation arrow
@The_Albino_Jackal Stark tech I guess 🤷♂️
Surprisingly in “end of the world/apocalypse” alternate universes Hawkeye is usually one of the heroes that ends up surviving
Nah dude, hawkeye is THE MOST important avenger. Last time when he wasn't on the team half of the universe died
And when he got back from vacations that half revived and thanos army died in ONE AFTERNOON
*Kraven:* _~eeeh..._
*Hawkeye:* HEY! What is dat meaning?!?
Kraven: OH, I JUST ,um, It’s because I don’t want to be shot in the foot or head
Spider-Man: wait, don’t you have a giant spear you could throw through it, you’ve done it before, Haven’t you even used arro-
Kraven The Hunter: SHUT THE F#£K UP SPIDER!
Tbf Hawkeye isnt animal theme and just named after how well he can shoot.
And?
And he still misses even had Peter after taking down a bad guy faster then the arrow shot he put it in the guy like Hawkeye shot him
@@dennisbeaman958 hey don't diss my man like that, he's a survivor
Ant-Man, then
He thought he'd have moree fun fighting Spider-man
"Can't you test Black Widow? She was FAR more specific in her choosing. I'm more of a generalist. And right now, I choose Jumping Spider."
*Jumps and swings away*
Beating any dorks to the punch first, yes jumping spiders cannot use silk. It's a joke. Cry.
"Gonna cry?"
Though to be fair, Spider-man can’t either, naturally at least…
Joke's on you, I'll cry regardless
@@ITSupermanTI, to be fair, that's not a consistently missing trait among Spidermen/Spiderwomen and sometimes that *does* change since I remember hearing that 616 Spiderman gained the ability to produce spiderweb naturally after one of the times when he died.
He did have them before along with sticky, strength, and sder-sense upgrade and stringers with paralysis poison coating it
Nah but Hawkeye could actually be difficult to beat. He aint that useless just people dont think of him as useful because he is on a team with superhumans and an actual god like how do u compare him to other people.
Hawkeye in the main Avengers movies is *required* to be on the team for them to win. He doesn't necessarily have to do anything, as long as he's present and trying, they win.
1st Avengers movie: going terribly until Hawkeye was freed from mind control, then it was a cakewalk.
Age of Ultron? Hawkeye was there, and they won.
Captain America: Civil War? Guess whose team Hawkeye was on.
Infinity War: Hawkeye retired with his wife and kids and they lost.
Endgame: Hawkeye came back, and they won.
@@Tellysayhiexactly the one time they lost Hawkeye wasn’t on the team I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed.
consider this: how much of a badass do you have to be to be put on the same team as a literal god
People always underestimate Hawkeye, dude has mad skills
Kraven is just too scared to face him
-Ok then what about Black Panther?
-Im not getting through his skin…..yet
“Hawkeye? I *know* he hasn’t earned shit, no need to test him.”
"erhhh---"
*Get's shot in the same eye with 17 arrows in less than a minute*
“I mean do I really want to get hit with a bunch of whacky arrows.”
I like the idea of a hunter hew tests animal based hero’s. Helps them bring out their true instincts in a fight or shows them this life is not for them.
Y'know, I heard a rumor that before Spider-Man: no way home was released, I heard that the plot of the movie was that Kraven would be hired to hunt Spider-Man. They didn't say who would play Kraven, but personally I think Jason Momoa would have been an excellent role for Kraven.
You are correct. Jason Mamoa would be a perfect Kraven. Better than the twink Sony casted
That ending was not what I was expecting but an even better one
I kinda like that angel to him. It usually comes off as ego of a hunters for his motivation so refreshing to see "So you think you represent the spirit of the spider? Prove it."
"Spider bearer, i do not seek to become his prey"
Kraven doesn't want to die, so he stays away from Hawkeye.
what about vulture rhino scorpion falcon wolverine black panther sabretooth black cat black widow toad wasp ant-man doctor octopus lizard howard the duck wolfsbane chameleon beast white tiger porcupine leech moleman (and about probably 50 or more so marvel characters)
About 70% of those characters are out of Kraven's league, and the other 30% are too weak for Kraven or got beat by Spider-Man and are therefore lesser prey
Kraven went after Beast and Panther, actually did pretty well against panther in their first encounter. Was able to knock him out in their first fight while he was in his Vibranium suit. Beast not so much. Kraven's such an inconsistent character
I think he doesn't go after Sabretooth and Wolverine because they are in some ways animals and are trying to embody the animals that they represent same thing with the lizard with Doctor Octopus it's more of a play on words with his original name so I think he loves that one slide pretty much you have to be a man embodying the aspects of an animal for it to count I'm not actually be more or less that animal
@@devonoliver8896 Kraven already went for wolverine, it was in x force as I remember
@@Nim0d-g4u so close my other point that they more or less have to actually embody the animal they take their name from I did not be given to them as a form of a codename
I mean, hawkeye has actually hunted and killed people, including the hulk, i think hes earned his keep, especially to someone like kraven
they did him dirty😭
"Why don't you go after some animal themed villains instead? You can have your hunt and do something for society. Doctor Octopus, Rhino, Scorpion, Vulture, Shocker..."
"I don't know any animal named 'Shocker'."
"I am missing a lot of school because of superheroing."
Wolverine?
Kraven: okay now I know you're being sarcastic I mean carbonadium exists but still it's wolverine.
Spider-Man: True
The Predator?
Kraven: Tied in the fight it was fun honestly still pissed I lost
BRAKKEN ART SPIDER-MAN LETS GOOOÒO. I LOVE Makeover-verse!!
What about squirrel girl or ant man or wasp? Or beetle?
Spider-man: Black widow,Black panther,wolverine,ant-man,the wasp,yellow jacket, the lizard,squirrel girl,sabertooth,the rhino, scorpion,black cat,doctor octopus...
Hey it’s the same park they fought in in Spectacular Spiderman
Kraven the Hunter Movie with Tom Holland
Wouldn't be as fun cus Clint can't deadlift a building
Falcon? Black Widow? Black Panther? Wolverine? There are a lot of heroes that are named after predators. Why not try his hand at one of them?
I dont see Kraven going after black panther.
What about Falcón?
Wait is there also some weird quasi mystic Hawk Totem thing?
Nah, Hawkeye's legit, give him a target and that target's dead, no matter who it is
Hawks don't use bow and arrows.
What about Falcon? What about Black Widow?
Dang, don't let Hawkeye see this.
Would the Hulk count?
Hulk doesn't take after an animals namesake, he *is* an animal. Or rather a monster, I doubt Kraven has a death wish that bad.
Is this in the Ultimate comics?
It's fan made
It's actually a fan-made comic AU, though I don't remember the artist's name
@@jacobjohnson4072 Wow!