I took it upon myself to calculate the official innuendo count. And lads, I believe we have a new record. 44 frickin innuendos!? That's an average of an innuendo every 17 seconds...
"Leaning tower of..." *intense silence from Dan* "Men!" "That doesn't rhyme with Pisa. You had one job." "Well, I wasn't going to say penis." You just... But, you said... Nevermind.
“Today we’re gonna be stripping down to our underwear and climbing on each other while balancing on a goat” I’m already confused and a little disturbed
Got tickets for my birthday and my mum asked “ so what do they do that I have to take you to go see them on MY birthday for?” Me: umm they are educational they say to not get stuck on ridessssss? My mum: mhm let me see a video from them. Me: heheha umm one minute( 40 minuets later) Here mum LOL 😂 i died a Little That day
"Sorry if that disappoints you" I appreciate that even when violently against something Dans still out here thinking about the content he knows we signed up for
Lunar Duchess its bc they used to say dan vs phil but each time theyve said it it gets more and more distorted and less understandable so its basically its a “dan vs phil but everytime...”
You uploaded this right as I was about to leave for Target, so I thought “perfect, I’ll watch it on the bus!” How dare you make me open this monstrosity on public transport.
It's an obamanation your username name it absolutely incredible, you should be proud of yourself and also very lucky to be blessed with such a name and profile pic👌
Anyone who comes into this knowing nothing about the evolution of pronouncing "Dan vs Phil" in more and more inarticulate ways would probably be so confused.
That moment where you have to check the comments to make sure everyone saw the same video you did
Yupp
thats why im here
yes...
"i'm upside-down pole dancing on your crotch right now" is when reality started to crumble for me
"My eyes are just going to one place, and it's quite hard"
The way his eyes moved after that tho
HAHSHAHAH
SJSKSJHSHSHKHS
i'm gonna say it
_h i t s d i f f e r e n t_
me reading the title: oh god
me watching the video: *oh god*
me after the video: *_OH GOD_*
the fact that this has no replies just makes it funnier. everyone agrees and that’s solidarity
E X A C T L Y
first of all your name is actually everything and oh my god haha your profile pic is my lock screen
y e s .
should i be watching this with the screen pointed at the door
Wow, this sure hits
the exact same.
*slow claps*
this comment deserves a medal
True
Oop
Indeed
There were not enough innuendos.
It will never be enough
Jack Is Life is this a 'the greatest showman' reference
Exactly XD
i understood that reference
Yoko Igurashi *DISAPPOINTED*
Not even 10 seconds in and Dan's tried to mount Phil wow do i need to open this in an incognito tab
this is a mood
Anna Woods honestly these boys are horny as fuck 😂
now we know why 😂😂😂
@@Andremeda KSKSKSKSKSK
@@akras_a sorry i just had to HAHAHAHAHA
Wait guys, do you hear that?
I think its the sound of the big D.
Demonitization
im dead
Cookie Lover the big D
Cookie lover 😂😂😂😂😂
Cookie Lover AHA
😂😂😂😂😂
11:03 I wonder what their neighbors were thinking when they heard dan scream that
oh
um
yeah i have no words
fjgjttk their poor neighbors
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't
10/10 comment
Dan: "I'm upside-down pole dancing on your crotch right now"
Me: *coughs loudly and turns down volume*
So glad I saw this first, I'm getting headphones now, thank you!
It’s spelt crotch 💞
That part played the SECOND my mom was standing by my door
That’s why I always take the risk of losing my hearing and wear headphones 😂
@@user-hi8sw2yk3c I always run the risk of losing my hearing because I cant have my parents hearing Dan swearing and Phil's terrible innuendos
I took it upon myself to calculate the official innuendo count.
And lads, I believe we have a new record.
44 frickin innuendos!?
That's an average of an innuendo every 17 seconds...
I just got back from school so thank you for not making me do more math
You are the hero we needed.
God bless
i counted 48 ?
idk i might've just taken more things to be innuendos
but if i'm right that's an innuendo every 15.7 seconds
Good math right there
"Leaning tower of..." *intense silence from Dan*
"Men!"
"That doesn't rhyme with Pisa. You had one job."
"Well, I wasn't going to say penis."
You just... But, you said... Nevermind.
I'm sorry for all the people.. if this is your first Dan and Phil video..
frhh 24 I should show this to my friend somehow.
Amelia Arwen I hope they're ok afterwards
frhh 24 Yuri, is that you?
This is my second dan and phil vid actually. Im disturbed but oddly amused
I'm so glad it wasn't *XD*
Imagine this is the first ever Dan & Phil video you watched
sunshineflicker I am terrified by the mere thought
those poor souls
It's going to be a * high pitched sigh * * cough *
Non-viewers :bwtf
lmao i would be horrified and concerned
connek2552 SORRY NOT SORRY NEW VIEWERS
*"Mounting men, touching each other in a lovely sporty way."*
*eyes phil’s crotch*
Dan and Phil in one sentence
Who said that? I forgot already smh I'm quoting them and sending as many innuendos as I can
Phil's Eyelash Dan
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dan telling Phil that he doesn't have to achieve all male beauty standards made my day
Sarah Azher same💖💖
Personal space: exist
Dan and Phil: y'all hear sumtin.
"I can't listen to you and mount men at the same time" 😂😂😂 I swear they have these lines on a chalk board behind the camera!
I am gonna have a fun time clearing my history
Trash SAME!!
I've already cleared mine
Trash I'm with you all the way
Nicole me too
Trash Same
"Touching each other in a lovely sporty way" *glances down at Phil*
DamselPro Valerie *Phil's crotch
:')
DamselPro Valerie I was gonna comment that
*heterosexuality has left the chat
Did it ever really enter
iCocoDee0 true true
jessafire _ oh shi-
heterosexuality has been afk for a while
heterosexuality has never been in the chat tbh
“Today we’re gonna be stripping down to our underwear and climbing on each other while balancing on a goat”
I’m already confused and a little disturbed
Katelyn Krewson I’m just fully intrigued and interested
Someone has To bring a goat to their tour, read this intro and ask them to REALLY do it this time.
Katelyn Krewson seems legit
same
Katelyn Krewson Welcome to the phandom XDD This is how every episode is XDDDD
They don’t even try the DAN VERSUS PHIL thing anymore. Just some incoherent gestures and fire edits and we all know what it means
Audrey L. I can just imagine the confusion newcomers must be feeling😂
Dan’s squeak
Literally how to get demonetized
FanFan_Laxy 23 surprisingly enough, I got an ad so they seem to know what they're doing lmfao
Phil: "My eyes are only going to one place, it's quite hard."
Phil: (1:52 ) *realizes what he said and regrets everything*
elsie OMFG
this lad has to think before he speaks
You can literally see the regret in his eyes
"my eyes are only going to one place, its quite hard"
*PHIL LESTER?*
hello goodbye holy fucking shit he did that
PHIL LESTA! YOURE A GEENYUS
TIME STAMP?
[1:52]
Phil: "JuSt HoLd ThE fReAkInG gOaT!"
😂😂😂
Elie K. I'm
Ihiijihhiihjijihhhhj unnjhmm0
Elie K. "PuT tHe FrIcKeN mOoSe oN mY aRm."
"you cant mount men and talk at the same time." -Dan Howell 2018
melody pond Does he know from experience????
Franchesca Mia Tortoza
Probably 😂
when youtube recommends this to you after dan’s video...LMAO
I was looking for this comment......
I got an ad that had screaming in it and I thought it was dan
Kira YESSS
I got ‘The Greatest Showman’ XD
Simran R it's my biggest accomplishment
That’s so funny 😂😂😂
I got bts
This video is 1234 long why does that make me so happy
Omg it makes me happy too
Omg thank you for pointing that out for me!!!!
I just realised this ... ahhh yeah that feels sooooo good
now THIS is what 20gayteen is all about
Allie Marie oh...YESSSSS
this is already the best year of my sad life wow
I applaud you for this comment 😂
Allie Marie A MOOD
Sad, 20gayteen is over!
tHiS HiTs DiFfErEnT
wait no it doesn't
Exactly
it just
hits
It hits exactly the same
Kelly Corless HAHAHAHA THE ONE VIDEO THAT DOESNT HIT DIFFERENT
It hits the same but now we all just 😲
*_MUM LET ME EXPLAIN_*
Why is that literally me rn
Right...
is there an explanation tho..? i think not
ME TOO
Got tickets for my birthday and my mum asked “ so what do they do that I have to take you to go see them on MY birthday for?”
Me: umm they are educational they say to not get stuck on ridessssss?
My mum: mhm let me see a video from them.
Me: heheha umm one minute( 40 minuets later)
Here mum
LOL 😂 i died a Little That day
"a hard man is good to climb"
LITERALLY ONLY 16 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO
Aminah Abdussamy my mum walked in on the exact second and looked shook to the god
"Sorry if that disappoints you" I appreciate that even when violently against something Dans still out here thinking about the content he knows we signed up for
phil yelling yee when he won is so cute oh my god
SPOILERS!!!
the chain was higher than dans screams
Jessica hi dad
Smol Bean hi mom
I don’t think that is possible
Jessica my dog barked when i said Jessica
Smol Bean
your dog: i see her everywhere
My favorite part is new subscribers not knowing what the those noises meant
Keiku I actually forgot some people might not know rip anyone new
Mounting men at work, mounting men at work...
María Rodriguez
MOUNTING MEN AT WORK MOUNTING MEN AT WORK MOUNTING MEN
María Rodriguez dead😂
AT WORK MOUNTING MEN, AT WORK MOUNTING MEN
ING MEN AT WORK MOUNT, ING MEN AT WORK MOUNT
AT WORK MOUNTING MEN AT WORK MOUNTING MEN AT WORK MOUNT
"Amen. And with that single utterance, Dan is going to hell"
How is that me?
self love isn't selfish I read that comment EXACTLY as Dan said it spooky
That thumbnail preview...
Sunshine Rose ikr
Remember when danandphilgames was a family channel? Me neither
yeah me neither
mdavis 18 neither do I
😂😂😂😂
Why did this get so many likes?? 😂😂
*sprinkles holy water everywhere*
My Chemical Alexa better add a salt circle with that
My Chemical Alexa SALT AND BURN SALT AND BURN
Better call the Winchesters
Dan: Did you pay for this or was it free?
Phil: I think I payed for this
Dan: of course you did
Me: 😂
They don't even say "Dan vs Phil" anymore im wheezing
phanlly "its going to be a~~~ *silence* *cough* ANYWAY"
I'm laughing. The new phans are probably beyond confused.
"it's going to be a-"
[cough]
phandom: mhm go on
normal people: the fu-
Sooo... I'm pretty new to the phandom so can someone explain this lol? Is it just an inside joke?
Lunar Duchess its bc they used to say dan vs phil but each time theyve said it it gets more and more distorted and less understandable so its basically its a “dan vs phil but everytime...”
jesselle lopez Ahhh okay. I figured it was something simple that I was just missing out on lol thanks
*Phil, to Dan:* Don't get too cocky yet
*Me:* [cough] I'm going to hell
Flower Child ayyyyyy same
the innuendos just keep getting more and more explicit
Sometimes I just randomly remember that the board is literally just part of a table from their old place
Saaaaame! XD
you know this is an old comment, but i just wanted to say DECIET-
Hello fellow fander
Same (also hi Janus!)
“I can’t listen to you and mount these men at the same time”
me reading the title: guys wtf
me after watching the video: ...guys wtf
Julia me during the video: guys wtf
Mounting Men: A 2020 Dan and Phil tour
Coming soon to a theatre near you
Rose MorningMist Already pre-ordered my tickets
2018 has been an interesting year so far on all the D&P channels. Whew.
Indeed it was. Rip pinof.
i dunno i think 2019 takes the cake
Ya I think that 2019 has been the most interesting year by far
2019 phil has used the line "luckily im ovulating" so i think this year is already more interesting
'I'm upside down pole dancing on your crotch' sums up this video pretty well
"Sorry if that disappoints you" lmao i found that funnier than i should've
When I was watching this , my grandma was looking at me very strangely ... thanks guys
Sarahneedstostop at my gransmas hous now too. Thank the headphone lords.
sequoiadestroyseverything I know right😂
Sarahneedstostop same here
literally same
Sarahneedstostop I feel so bad for you
I need them to play this again in 2024 honestly
"was that a different bulge than what you were expecting?"
L O R D
YALL NEED JESUS
“Swing in the breeze” - Daniel Howell 2018 + noises
Annie Howell *grunt*
Those were some wild twelve and a half minutes
this impacts in a contrasting way
Albeit it does not.
So Phil enjoys mounting men...
Good to know.
Not surprising
He is also better at it that Dan >.>
Description: "See us mount a stage together on tour!"
Me: *burns tour ticket and bathes in holy water*
Man, you should have given it to me!
Give it to my friend! She really wants to go!!
Oh give them to me. I'm desperate.
damn, you should gave it to me.
excuse me dont tell me you wouldnt watch that shit
You uploaded this right as I was about to leave for Target, so I thought “perfect, I’ll watch it on the bus!”
How dare you make me open this monstrosity on public transport.
I didn't watch this for 2 days cause I was scared
Lol saaaaame
Adrian Child same
I started watching it on the bus back from school and I had to stop just in fear someone would see it
nothing bye mood
I laughed so hard at this💀
The innuendos in this video are too much
•ThatNerdyDoge • yup
me h tbh each video is just either about furries or penis
me h tbh
not complaining tho
Every time I think they can’t possibly fit any more innuendos in there, they upload.
Zhr Sin *Puts some more in*
i’m pretty sure i hallucinated this entire video
8:15
"amen? amen. and with that single utterance, dan is going to hell"
Me: [Sees Title]
Oh jeez they’ve finally found Mount Your Friends...
I'd be so here for the mount your friends challenge
irl mount your friends challenge yes
They're not even trying to give their videos heterosexual titles anymore
In fact they're actively trying to do the exact opposite
haha noPe
I think they're getting ready for something..
DirtyBrownieMix Oof, the prediction
Also it's getting HARDER
Little Miss Anti-social why do I try
I love you icon lol
Little Miss Anti-social Why
Omg this is the highest amount of likes I've ever gotten
I've never been happier for the fact that no one in my family is that good at english
This video is going to be a:
Dan: *high pitched sigh*
Phil: *coughs*
Non viewers: TF?
Viewers(Me): ohhhh a dan vs. Phil
One Click yes mate!
One Click exactly.
Pretty much.
I’ve shown my cousin some dan vs phils and I had to explain it
Only 90's kids remember when it's as actually words
There are going to be interesting edits of this video...
Puff Poff
Oh no
That's pretty much all I was thinking of throughout this all thing 😂😂
It legit doesnt need edits, the whole thing is already meme worthy
'when my g-strings in your'
'MOUTH'
thanks
"im better at climbing muscular men than you"-Phil Lester 2018
“We’re playing for this!”
*holds paper so close to the camera that it cant focus*
what a mood
Phil: My eyes are only going to one place, it's quite *hard.*
lmao I love how wide his eyes get when he realizes the accidental innuendo he made
I was searching the comments to see who else noticed 😂
aira belle what time?
I just don’t even have any words anymore
this strikes interestingly
"I'm upside down pole dancing on your crotch right now."
-Dan 2018
What an icon 😂
That sounds so weird out of context
@Emily Veb I don’t think it sounds any better in context 😂
Trueeeee
Wonder how many times he's said that in his life....
THERE ARE SO MANY INNUENDOS I NEED TO QUOTE BUT IT'S LITERALLY THE ENTIRE VIDEO CAN SOMEONE PLAY THIS AT MY FUNERAL
i love your username and comment😭👌🏻💕
It's an obamanation your username name it absolutely incredible, you should be proud of yourself and also very lucky to be blessed with such a name and profile pic👌
WHY IS THIS ME
THANKS OBAMA
It's an obamanation there’s a total of 44 innuendos
*ah men*
~dan 2k18
my poor heart
how were people shocked when they came out
"A hard man is good to climb"
Think about it out of context.😂😂😂
Anita V.
😂😂
Keeley Walliss I thought something really wrong when he said it and still do
It’s just as bad WITH context
*Nope nope nope nope nope nop nope nope nope nope*
Keeley Walliss how the hell could we not take it out of context tbqfh
Anyone who comes into this knowing nothing about the evolution of pronouncing "Dan vs Phil" in more and more inarticulate ways would probably be so confused.
I'm kind of curious how much more incoherent they can make it after that lil puff of... whatever that was lol
Right? They might have peaked with that one.
I guess next stage is blowing raspberries and waterboarding.
Next is just screaming and/or sitting completely still while explosions appear in increasingly random places
*makes toast and doesn't listen*
"... Stripping down to our underwear"
* drops toast and sits down*
lmao great comment
love your username
Kristofer Hanson lol thanks
I love how Dan vs. Phil now has just become a high pitched sigh and a cough😂😂
*”A hard man is good to climb”* -Daniel Howell, 2018
A classic quote
I....I just....I don’t...
*what the hell.*
Anna Noel What the Hell is accurate
Some people are wearing cat whiskers to the tour.
I'm cosplaying one of these men.
I'm in
Just Peachy I’ll do it
Honestly same
Same
You are getting kicked out or be praised for creativity. Take your own risk
If someone makes a vid of all the innuendos in the video it will just be the whole video
20gayteen lads
I um-
I gotta-
I should-
*help*
same
This is the type of content that I signed up for
"I can't mount men and talk at the same time"
*Thanks for sharing Phil*
I've got so many questions but at this point I think they're better left unanswered
If you're feeling extra spicy, listen to this with eyes closed ;)
Cookie Lover *insert lenny face*
I have many regrets
Cookie Lover oh god 😂😂😂
I have concerns
Twenty øne phandoms! At the disco DirectiYEEner I LOVE YOU AND YOURE USERNAME
You guys should make a video where you make a bigger and better dan vs phil board Bc y’all laddies are running outta space
Lays Chips I hope they upload it to dan and phil crafts lol
Fuck yas mate
They better upload it to Dan and Phil crafts 😂😂😂😂
This hits exactly the goddamn same