@@Kajopark Contrary to popular belief, Christopher Columbus did not discover the Americas, but instead landed in the Bahamas, every time he went there.
Probably the most impressive thing is the fact that he didn't even rage quit even with someone talking to him like that all the time, that requires a lot of perseverance and resistance. Props to him
"Oh so you're the guy at the gym who doesn't rerack his dumbbells at the gym. I guess that makes sense since you can't carry your own weight." That right there is *emotional damage*
"I think the safest place to stand is in front of your gun" Thats a reference to the first troll recorded in history aka Ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes where he would mock the archers for missing their targets and he would go beside the targets and say "This is the safest place to stand" and when a prostitute son's was throwing a rock in the crowd he would tell the little man "Careful, you don't wanna hurt your father."
"Hey, uber, I appreciate you delivery my food straight into my game instead of leave at the door like I said. Against thank you, you can delete the game now."
W youtuber you always make me laugh i started watching ur content 5 years ago, although my mom told me to stop watching u cause ur a bad influence but here i am turning 13 in 4 more days and its almost going to be 6 years, I will continue enjoying your content as it cracks me up all the time :D
that first one sounds like Diogenes. according to myth, he sat in front of a archer's target who was missing his arrows and said "this is where i am at my safest"
“you have the map awareness of Christopher Columbus” 😭
Owned
I dont get it?
@@ToxicXACE Christopher Columbus wanted to find Asia but he discovered America instead without knowing
@@Kajopark Contrary to popular belief, Christopher Columbus did not discover the Americas, but instead landed in the Bahamas, every time he went there.
@@KajoparkIndia more specifically
“I think the safest place to stand is at the front of your gun” 💀
No replys but 440 likes? 🤔
Diogenes reference 💀
Lmfao
I can't believe people saw the same video as me!
valorant first shot accuracy is a joke
Probably the most impressive thing is the fact that he didn't even rage quit even with someone talking to him like that all the time, that requires a lot of perseverance and resistance. Props to him
Fact
He may be the better man but he isn't the better player
Bro it's a script
Edit: if this ends up on r/woosh I'm gonna be mad
He loves getting trash talked on
@@naturalnoob7387 r/woosh
me: *uses one of these lines*
opponent: “ah, so you’re a Nathan Doan fan”
*+1 FRIEND*
lol
Homie spotted
1 second later: Opponent becomes your friend.
critical damge
"This is a good source of nAtuRaL MElatoNin."
Me le laughing on floor. 🤣🤣🤣
Melatonin is the shit
"Le laughing"
same
I didn't get it
Armen
“With that aim You probably have a hard time pressing mute button aswell “😂
relatable
Relatable
Relateable
Relatable
relatable
"you suck so much I might have to come over" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
fr
"I mean, it's understandable you can't even carry your own weight."
Nikocado Avocado: And i took that personally.
dude 💀
"I mean, it't understandable you can't even talk to your own mother"
Đông: ...
are you a real person??
There is no way u r a real person
Bro can barely even stand dude
"You suck so much I just might have to come over."
"What?"
"What?"
Ahahaha, I'm dying
SUS
xdd
@@lordpvt people like u are so annoying
xdd
xdd
*"But with THAT aim, I think your just having problems clicking the mute button."*
💀
rip
Lol yea
@@shibukurian79aaughhg
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The "You suck that much that I think i should come over." Killed me. 😂
"I think the safest place to stand in is infront of your gun!"
Ain't no way bro, got me dead laughing 💀
If you couldn’t pause, the words said:
“Carry me in Val plz :P”
Ty
Thank you.
Ty
My quote: "Everyone is special in their own way. And you are special too. A special waste of my time!"
I made one:
"Bro your feeding so much that buffet owners will cry"
bro pulled out the biology textbooks for that last one 😂😂😂
“Bro you suck so much i might just have to come over”
New line to say to my friends 💀
Actually your insults are gold. I wish I wouldn’t forget them so quickly, so I could use them myself to trash talk
"you have the map awareness of Christopher Columbus" now that is some high IQ roasting right there.
Can’t carry your own weight was pretty savage
“ Ohhhh so your the guy at the gym who doesn’t rerack his dumbells I mean it’s understandable sense you can’t carry your own Weight”💀
Wait you saw the same video?
"you probably have trouble clicking the mute button" bruh I was drinking water and I almost spat all over my screen
Imagine the trash talker actually coming over to his house destroying him in real life like inside the game 😂
"I could say that ur aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people"
- wise old man
Twitter: *cancel**
Imagine getting into a car crash and the last thing you hear is “Damn even Noah’s Ark couldn’t carry you” 💀
“This is a good source of nAtuRaL MElaToNin” 💀💀💀
"Oh so you're the guy at the gym who doesn't rerack his dumbbells at the gym. I guess that makes sense since you can't carry your own weight."
That right there is *emotional damage*
Steven would be proud
That mute 1 was a violation 💀
I like how he progressively gets more and more upset 😂
“Oh no, I might be on my Derank game if I’m in a lobby with you” hit different
My personal favorite is “am I at a daycare? Cause these kids are getting dropped off”
This is comedy gold, please make another one of these
he closed his computer, yet he could still hear him
right after he said he should come over
I feel like “this game is so free I’m expecting an ad after I die” would be a good one
You should definitely do part 3 😂
There's no way I could take any of this disrespect
THE FIRST ONE WAS GOOD 🥹😭😂
Sometimes the trash talks are so long, they take an hour for you to say it and it won’t be great
"Bro I could melt my dog and you would still be more dogwater than him."
“you have the map awareness of Christopher Columbus”
At least he was aware of something-
"This games Is so free, I feel like I'm in a Mr Beast video." 😭
Another good one is "Not even Noah and his ark can carry these animals"
Best comeback line
"Reported for toxicity"
That rerack joke was 🔥 🔥🔥. Also definitely using the “you suck so much I might have to come over”
You’re freer than the clearance section in goodwill
These are amazing. This is top tier trashtalk
“Understandable when you can’t even carry your own weight” had me DYING 💀
"I think the safest place to stand is in front of your gun"
Thats a reference to the first troll recorded in history aka Ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes where he would mock the archers for missing their targets and he would go beside the targets and say "This is the safest place to stand" and when a prostitute son's was throwing a rock in the crowd he would tell the little man "Careful, you don't wanna hurt your father."
The best comeback is saying ip address, social security, and house location. It will instantly remove all of his dopamine.
I love you shorts and videos
The safest place is in front of your gun💀 making roll on the floor with laughter 😂😂😂😂
I'm surprised that guy didn't say "your aim is worse than a Stormtrooper"
"You miss so much you wouldn't be able to land a paper ball in a garbage can even if you're in front of it" -quote from a guy
"Hey, uber, I appreciate you delivery my food straight into my game instead of leave at the door like I said. Against thank you, you can delete the game now."
That last one was absolute gold
He gives of Heimdall from god of war ragnarok vibes from a few lines ngl😂🗿
“A B C D E F G H I J K L FOR YOU!”
"abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxy' oops sorry, i forgot ez"
@@caustic8455 that was from the first “best trash talk lines”
@drxgonisubtoeveryonewhosub4047basically L FOR YOU
@@crop7022 i know that's why i said it
Bro just can't bring a comeback for any of them they're that hard 🤣
Really hoping this series continues, it’s hilarious 😂
Please continue posting videos like this
"Its understandable when you xant carry your own weight "
That shit hits hard
The iconic font when he said "Mr. Beast giveaway" was absolute perfection.
These are not roasts.
These are straight up headshots irl.
One of my favorite trash talk lines is "I would say your aim is Cancer, but Cancer actually kills people."
The "Mute" one was really good xD
Bro is supposed to be roasting him, not rizzing him up💀💀🤣🤣
Those line are so violent i would cry of laughin if someone say that to me
That Christopher Columbus line is top tier 😂
I like using
“I bet you have a garden of four leaf clovers” referencing me rage at how I think there lucky
I’m definitely calling my friends Christopher Columbus the way they’ve been aiming
“ThIs Is A gOoD sOuRcE oF nAtUrAl MeLoToNiN”
😂
Christopher Columbus been real quiet since this video dropped
finally ur uploading more
These are actually good 😭😭
You’re not slick bro, I caught that joke 😂
The mute button one, was the best one!
"Carry me in val plz :P" I finally paused at the right moment
@GamePlayer cheater😭😭😭
I love to think they keep randomly getting into each others lobbies and this guy is just like: there’s no way he’s gonna be in the next one
W youtuber you always make me laugh i started watching ur content 5 years ago, although my mom told me to stop watching u cause ur a bad influence but here i am turning 13 in 4 more days and its almost going to be 6 years, I will continue enjoying your content as it cracks me up all the time :D
"You suck so much I just might have to come over."
"Bro what?"
"What?"
idk why but this just got me rolling
that first one sounds like Diogenes. according to myth, he sat in front of a archer's target who was missing his arrows and said "this is where i am at my safest"
"I think the safest place to stand is in front of your gun"
"Are you sure about that? "
This guy is the reason why every lobby i go into say these exact lines when I died to someone after getting them to 2hp. XD
It's cool how the subtitle font changes to the font mrbeast uses when the guy made the Mr beast trash talk
Lol i used the one of “i think the safest place is in front of your gun” in fortnite and my opponent kicked his pc and logged off
"Can't carry your own wait" 🤣🤣
Bro got roasted in history 🤣🤣🤣
I love that he switched to the mrbeast font when mentioning him.
That Christopher Columbus one is a good one
the vandal and awp sounds go brtr
alright, I kind of wants to see the revenge arc, the trash talker receive the trash talk & humiliation back
Birthday kid: I am ten steps ahead of you.
Bro wasn't just cooking he was baking in the oven at 269 degrees
This mad has serious dedication. He changes the font when he talked about me beast
"you suck so much, I might just have to come over"
Same
the mr beast one really got me therr 😂😂😂😂😂
"Hellen Keller has more environmental awareness than you" 😭
My favorite insult is: “your literally worse than papa johns crust”
"BRO! You are so trash that the garbage collector will kidnap you by accident!"
*breathes*
"Yo i think the safest place to stand is the front of your gun"