@@ronaldofinkmullen356 those chilli covered slices are what keep me from reporting the illegial immigrant groundskeeper at my apartment complex to ICE.
Nick can just manifest himself through racial stereotypes into that little asian key dude from the matrix reloaded and solve this issue, i dont see why he hasnt figured it out.
Nick has a history of relating past trauma and emotion into real life situations. Getting therapy through jokes and bits. The keys truly was about his past relationships. XD
5:30 The image of Stav throwing his TV down the stairs in a rage is hilarious 😂 In my mind I see an tiny old portable tv with an aerial on it, clattering down a cramped stairwell in an apartment block. Also, I'm gay.
I got fired from an overnight stocking position at Hannafords for stealing the 75 cent ramen bowls for my lunch break. Total I stole came out to $24 and offered to pay for it right there but wanted me to go pay through some third party company that deals in employee theft. When they asked me to clean out my locker I left all the empty plastic bowls and wrappers on my managers desk
I went to Dillon Beach in CA a couple months ago, lost my wallet up in the sand dunes... went back up to look for them, and lost my car keys in the dunes too... (they were hella high up too, and it was a bitch to climb!) on my third trip up I was able to relocate my car keys in the sand... so at least I could get home. But my wallet is still up there somewhere.
One of my soldiers lost a folder that had all the paperwork about our vehicle and he "looked" for four hours and never once checked the only place it went between the time I last saw him with it and the time he told me he lost it about 15 minutes later (another guy's truck) until I called the guy and asked if it was in there. So I guess some people are stupid enough not to retrace their steps and that's why people ask that
The worst thing some one can ask me when i cant find something is " do you remember where you had it last?" IF I NEW WHERE THE FUCK I HAD IT LAST, THEN IT WOULDNT BE FUCKING LOST!!
Literally lost two vape pens with 2 brand new grams. I’ve been in one place since I last saw them and I’ve looked everywhere. Nick’s frustration is therapeutic.
I;ve gotten SO good at breaking into cars, cause I've locked my shit inside so many times. I've also had to break into every house I've ever lived in. Also I guess I'm a criminal
The game playing over the pod is call Just Cause. I had this autistic friends that was obsessed with this game. He quit school to play it. But all he would do is fly around all day.
for those who are wondering he eventually found the service where you can beat someone to death but they sent an asian and nick couldnt do it because he loves asians too much
5min? Are these criminals he is meeting already in jail? I'm a trained locksmith and I have known criminals who had no training who would break into cars faster than me and leave no damage. It would take me about maybe 2min at most to open a car (if it were a Fiat or Sports car where the lock controls are on the dash/center console it takes about 2min - as to not damage the expensive leather interior).
This is TheLockpickingLawyer and today I’m here with Nick Mullen’s car.
lmao hell yea dude
Check the bugs butt. I'm gay
The money I’d pay for that....
I caught you in the top comments of one of those videos and I was really loving how nobody knew what your name was about.
@@Nvananon I get around
“There should be a service, where someone finds your keys or you beat them to death.” Hell yeah. Lolol
He lost his keys in a fugue
Toccata and fugue in d minor
Oddly enough that’s how he found them as well
Just start singing softly and you might just trigger your fugue
he drives a Nissan Fugue
stav excitedly asking questions about how to get free food from vending machines is wholesome.
lol
Stav the kind of kid to be found dead beneath a tipped-over vending machine 💯
In high school my friend googled the machines we had and found out how to get into the maintenance menu and make everything cost 0
I loved that guy.
He was extremely invested when he asked where exactly Nick stole them from you could tell he was halfway out the door already
They're whole food stealing section selections are so emblematic of their personalities
@@Thebrosephone Stav probably has blueprints of ever grocery store within a 50 mile radius.
@@Thebrosephone Forbidden Zone ☣️
Their* + I’m gay
You didnt need to add that last bit we could all tell ( that im gay ) @themostdiabolicalhater5986
Nick going through the 12 steps of grief over his keys
“ I am going for a dried mango slice”
Was one if the gayest things in that tone of voice I’ve heard Adam say
Don’t talk shit on dried mango slices, and don’t even dare hate on the chili covered ones or it’s on sight
@@ronaldofinkmullen356 those chilli covered slices are what keep me from reporting the illegial immigrant groundskeeper at my apartment complex to ICE.
@@telophasemusic damn dude hahha
@@ronaldofinkmullen356 dried mango fucking sucks
dried mango is fire tho, the only gay thing is getting just one slice. Could easily demolish a couple pounds in a sitting
Adam is a typical man always trying to solve your problems instead of just LISTENING
You'd think Nick would have at least one degenerate friend with a slim jim.
These two and Ian are the only ones that put up with him
Piece of spring steel ought to do it 👍
Ian Fidance
Nick can just manifest himself through racial stereotypes into that little asian key dude from the matrix reloaded and solve this issue, i dont see why he hasnt figured it out.
the keymaker
This is one of the best comments I've ever read on a CT vid thank you
Hell yeah, the Peter Pan simulator is back
Hell yeah dude
HaHaHa! so Funny ! I love when my best friend Nick Tells me stories. Adam is a homosexual.
he's a bug! stav is fat!
hell yeah dude that's gay
2:43 Stav is so stoked to hear about the vending machines 😭😭
I love how nick does every scandalous thing possible in every job he worked at lol
Unfortunately I used to steal a lot of pizza instead of applying myself to earn a better position
@@Adam-yo3btnow look at you
1:20 “You cheated on the keys” 😂😂😂 Adam is gold 🙌🏻🔥
Cool Adam
What’s up with all these bots trying to convince us that Adam is funny?
Did anyone tell him he can just get a Pokémon that is literally a set of keys?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:40 stavs pure joy at the thought of free snacks
Nick has a history of relating past trauma and emotion into real life situations. Getting therapy through jokes and bits. The keys truly was about his past relationships. XD
The keys are a metaphor for an erection. His car is a metaphor for his wife.
Here we witness the genesis of Nick's idea to steal vending machines
Did you know that there’s a Pokémon that it’s basically just a set of keys?
5:30 The image of Stav throwing his TV down the stairs in a rage is hilarious 😂
In my mind I see an tiny old portable tv with an aerial on it, clattering down a cramped stairwell in an apartment block.
Also, I'm gay.
Goes without saying really
Lmao. I had the exact picture too.
I saw you looking in your mind’s brown eye, where gay actor Micheal Douglas’ tiny projector is playing a film of Stav on your asss.
1:31 Nick evolving into Alex Jones
Just have Adam stand next to the car and start talking, and then the car will just drive itself off a cliff.
Sounds like the key to his boyfriend's apartment was on that keyring.
Adam was really flirting with danger in this one
4:24 why did adam say "dried mango slice" with such manic energy
"maybe... everytime"
I like to believe he’s still looking for those keys
When I lose stuff, I make a mental list of all the places it could possibly be, and then I check them until I find it.
I got fired from an overnight stocking position at Hannafords for stealing the 75 cent ramen bowls for my lunch break. Total I stole came out to $24 and offered to pay for it right there but wanted me to go pay through some third party company that deals in employee theft. When they asked me to clean out my locker I left all the empty plastic bowls and wrappers on my managers desk
I went to Dillon Beach in CA a couple months ago, lost my wallet up in the sand dunes... went back up to look for them, and lost my car keys in the dunes too... (they were hella high up too, and it was a bitch to climb!) on my third trip up I was able to relocate my car keys in the sand... so at least I could get home. But my wallet is still up there somewhere.
I think I got it. Please turn your debit card back on.
This is literally my dad when he loses shit
But the instant relief you get when you find them some place like in your shoe or something stupid like that It's a mixture of relief and annoyance
Hell yeah dude.
I should play just cause 3
hey there's actually a pokemon that's just a set of keys lol
best response to people telling you about lost things is, damn I'll keep an eye out
Great input Adam
Haha nice dude
Hell yeah dude
Steven Seagull back at it again with another banger
2:40 was the best Adam joke in the whole show
Harrison Ford in Key Force One: "I want my car keys back!!"
One of my soldiers lost a folder that had all the paperwork about our vehicle and he "looked" for four hours and never once checked the only place it went between the time I last saw him with it and the time he told me he lost it about 15 minutes later (another guy's truck) until I called the guy and asked if it was in there. So I guess some people are stupid enough not to retrace their steps and that's why people ask that
No joke I lost my train of thought while listening to this and I’m as mad as Nick trying to remember it F*CK!
Did he ever find his keys?
thinking Nick got molursted by a locksmith
The worst thing some one can ask me when i cant find something is " do you remember where you had it last?" IF I NEW WHERE THE FUCK I HAD IT LAST, THEN IT WOULDNT BE FUCKING LOST!!
Just Poz 4
Literally lost two vape pens with 2 brand new grams. I’ve been in one place since I last saw them and I’ve looked everywhere. Nick’s frustration is therapeutic.
Brutal. I hope you find them
So, did you find them?
I;ve gotten SO good at breaking into cars, cause I've locked my shit inside so many times. I've also had to break into every house I've ever lived in. Also I guess I'm a criminal
So this is your coy way of admitting you stole Nick's keys
@@Timepickles and also that im gay, yes
It took me an hour to get into my car that was running with a coat-hangar
I stole nick’s keys and hid them in my blender
I don’t get people who don’t lock their doors, even in “safe” areas
im gay and i know nick personally
Give him his keys back dude
The game playing over the pod is call Just Cause.
I had this autistic friends that was obsessed with this game. He quit school to play it. But all he would do is fly around all day.
Nick had enough money for a locksmith and to get new keys made, but he'd rather sit and cry about it on his gay podcast
for those who are wondering he eventually found the service where you can beat someone to death but they sent an asian and nick couldnt do it because he loves asians too much
feel like pure shit just want car keys back
This was me in July, absolute worst feeling.
did you find them
Nick saying “salty” unironically is as bad as adams “deadass” phase
I saw that wiener driving past me in my friends car that was overheating while we're panic stopping to get the car home lmao
I found some pretty cool keys yesterday
nice outro tune
Amen brother
This is why I always make a spare when I get a new car
I lost my smart watch
Hes right lossing car keys is worse then a breakup
Particularly if you leave your keys inside your wife who is gay
I'll believe it when it happens
I lost a joint once about 2 minutes after rolling it. Almost fucking sure it was ghosts....
Update on the situation nick just bought a different car and left that one ... it was all he could think to do
I wonder if he ever considered retracing his steps...
Dying to know if he ever found them...
Boys need to up their coat hanger game, once you get it the first time it's easy.
Bro it's free at Planned Parenthood if you're a minority.
@@Double_Vision As it should be.
I'm smashing a window if said thing is locked and has one. I give up immediately if I know I locked the keys inside
did he ever find them
I bet he locked his keys in the car
Used to just google the test sequence on the coke machines and pick whatever drink
Nick's Gurs
I got shithoused and lost a phone. I went two places the bar and a mcdonalds. Thats it. Its infuriating
just cause fucking rules dude
I locked my keys in the trunk of a rental car 2 hours away from any auto service place. That's when I realized I was gay.
Every criminal listening be like give me five mins we’ll be in your car
5min? Are these criminals he is meeting already in jail? I'm a trained locksmith and I have known criminals who had no training who would break into cars faster than me and leave no damage. It would take me about maybe 2min at most to open a car (if it were a Fiat or Sports car where the lock controls are on the dash/center console it takes about 2min - as to not damage the expensive leather interior).
Did you know there's a Pokemon thats just a set of keys?
Were they in your car?
didnt america invent the slim jim ??
Lol the game subtly matching the vod
Did he ever find the keys???
Yeah
My mom lost her dentures a year ago. How tf do you lose teeth?
I found nicks keys
I feel him. I lost my house keys on an aircraft carrier and that really sucked.
Oof
Ima gheyboi
Yooooo
I get a fix when I lose
Just go to the dealership bub no biggie
Keys are gay like this.
did he ever find the keys?
y'know i thought i lost my wax cartridge in a storm drain once and i was losin it because surprise surprise i like men
Shitting to this rn
1:31 Palpable
I just found this channel, where can I listen to the full podcasts?
Apples app and UA-cam has pretty much every one
I think podbean also has them if you’re not on IOS
Scrtsqrl and bayaga have full episodes
Stitcher my (gay) man
They're on spotify now also
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Is this what Nick sounds like not on coke?