I will never ever get bored of watching this. Can't decide on one favourite but 'like a crate full of rotten memories' comes close, along with 'well old hifi', 'outlandish pair of trousers' and 'a not tonight Henry'. BBC, Y U NO MAKE MORE SERIES?!!?
Love the descriptions-"bankrupt pug, abandoned greenhouse, knackered puffin, worn out willy, half-buttered bollock, Italian fart-rinser, etc". "Hobo's minge" was just the best! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
It's a call back to the original Shooting Stars series of the nineties. Jack's chair on Team A used to be occupied by Mark Lamarr. Both men have a reputation for being miserable and were teased by Vic and Bob because of it. Whenever Vic questioned Mark, Bob would chime in with "He's a nineteen fifties throwback", "He's a cheeky cockney grease ball" or a variant in that same singsong voice.
Thank god I'm from the UK. As much as I love US comedy, (Simpsons, Friends, Family guy/american Dad,) I don't think "foreign"humour will EVER Make me laugh as much as this. I literally cried with laughter for 7 mins !!
The incredible thing about these put downs is that this is the 1st time anyone has heard these insults including Vic Reeves!! You can see his brian turning. 😂
I saw some TV quiz on TV once and Vic not only made spontaneous jokes but had a cartoon of the joke already done in his pocket like a magician, he did it at least three times and each time it got funnier. I can't remember what it was, some BBC bourgeoise pish but I never really liked him before that. He also brought out a book of dog turds.
Like a quadriplegic tree surgeon Like a fuseless socket Like a singed moustache Like a soured fruit corner Like a misspelled surname Like an adhesiveless envelope Like a bounced cheque Like an incorrect translation Like a bodged patio
Does Vic do this to Jack to see if he can make him laugh?? I've never actually watched the show, I will someday.. I'm working my way through a bunch of shows at the moment.
why are you slagging Bob off? It is Vic and Bob, they go together, these idiots saying he is the less half of the duo, there is no duo, it just is Vic and Bob - if you don't understand that then...
doomed horse doesn't get the laugh it deserves
my favourite is "a grieving cod"
His delivery of 'Bankrupt Pug' is absolutely stellar.
Knackered Puffin my favourite
This really was the greatest show ever wasn’t it
it was superb
my fave is "a methane investigation"
a difficult flannel
Yeah, Jack is known for the king of droll. So rarely epresses emotion. So when Vic makes him smile he knows he really is getting to him.
"With your face like a hobo's minge" - one of the greatest lines ever.
Love that Dee is trying not to laugh at 'neglected raddish'. Half the difficulty of being a succesful comedian is not laughing.
I will never ever get bored of watching this. Can't decide on one favourite but 'like a crate full of rotten memories' comes close, along with 'well old hifi', 'outlandish pair of trousers' and 'a not tonight Henry'. BBC, Y U NO MAKE MORE SERIES?!!?
Face like a Bankrupt pug. 👍
Knackered Puffin and Galvanised Pan, absolutely superb
Just reading the comments there of folks favourite lines... all of these clips on the video are comedy gold legend for compiling this. 👌🏼
I've never seen Jack Dee struggle to hold back so many laughs.
"like a methane investigation" is pretty inventive but my favourite is "like a world-weary onion" HAHAHAAAAAA
" hes a grumpy evening turtle, oh yes...like an undiluted tizer " 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“A swindled partridge” has to be up there 😂😂😂
I love how nobody's talking about the WELL OLD HI-FI and how much Bob WHEEZES when he says it
Is it really old?
@@andrewfinnegan7539 s'WELL old.
Jack's reactions is what makes it.
Absolutely 👌
I've never seen him laugh more than "With your face like an explosion on a shit farm". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
"Wolverine, cutlery for fingers!" gets me every time. Absolutely brilliant.
Suit yourself.
Superb m8, cracked up, again hahahaha
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“A jar, of tinned trout” 😂 Took a moment on that one.
'Difficult flannel' and 'bankrupt pug' are my favourites.
Man for fighting for dear life keeping a straight face.
Jack is actually quite adorable when he does smile
These never get old.
I've never been so excited to click a related video before. Thank you for your hard work
'With your face like an Italian fart rinser' gets me every time, lol
'A Not Tonight Henry' gets me everytime lol
Yep, definitely the winner. I try and use it in every day conversation where possible lol
It got Jack Dee.
Bob Mortimer once brewed three award winning beers, one of which was called "Not Now Madam"
DJ Grice Is he talking about Dawn French ?
@@animatiz what I was thinking 😂 we need answers!
A gloomy Welsh monument 😂😂
Well done for putting this together, I was considering doing something like this myself but I'm relieved to see somebody put the effort in!
Love the descriptions-"bankrupt pug, abandoned greenhouse, knackered puffin, worn out willy, half-buttered bollock, Italian fart-rinser, etc". "Hobo's minge" was just the best! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Got to love Jacks Face
Thanks so much for this upload, I watch it at least once a day, funniest thing I've seen in ages!
Bankrupt pug absolutely done me
Like a 'not tonight Henry' loooool
It's a call back to the original Shooting Stars series of the nineties. Jack's chair on Team A used to be occupied by Mark Lamarr. Both men have a reputation for being miserable and were teased by Vic and Bob because of it. Whenever Vic questioned Mark, Bob would chime in with "He's a nineteen fifties throwback", "He's a cheeky cockney grease ball" or a variant in that same singsong voice.
With your face like a hard boiled bollock!
Best line ever!
I can't believe Britain's pre-eminent broadcaster spend public money on this show. Bravo.
Difficult flannel and fudge magnet are my favourites
"... like a bankrupt pug"
Thank god I'm from the UK. As much as I love US comedy, (Simpsons, Friends, Family guy/american Dad,) I don't think "foreign"humour will EVER Make me laugh as much as this. I literally cried with laughter for 7 mins !!
The Simpsons is British-level satire. Wow, 8 year old comment warranting replies
Probably one of the funniest thing ive watched!!
"Doomed Horse".
Hahaha!
I love being British.
Like a jar of tinned trout is defo my fave that and the grieving cod 😂
That’s a little fishy!!!
Rogered Whittaker and Turkish Fiddling Cup are top ones for me!!
Jack Dee: The human Grumpy Cat.
I really miss this show
A bankrupt pug 😂😂😂
‘Disused slot’ gets my vote.
with your face like 'Racing Bacon'...where does he pluck this from?
I don't know, but, "racing bacon" sounds very streaky.
The woman's laugh @2:53 One of those laughs that make you fall about laughing because it's fun
Notice how no one laughs at "Rogered Whittaker"! That was the funniest of the lot!!
With your face, like troubled magnets 🤣
Crying my eyes out from Knackered Puffin onwards! 😂
I love Jack's dress sense.
A methane investigation is hilarious
"Jack; with your face like a grieving cod" "Like a hobbit with a cottage pie" And Jack's reaction is just like -__- ... :') Hilarious!
Like a difficult flannel... that just tickled me for some reason hehehe
My favorites are "difficult flannel" and "methene investigation".
Love Shooting Stars. Some for sale to them; Face like a failed MOT. Like a mouldy dish cloth. Like a spent force.
Jar of tinned trout can never be beaten
This is the only time I've ever seen Jack Dee smile.
Half buttered bollock. Wins.
I agree! Plus, the way vic licks his lips before delivering the ‘half buttered bollock’ absolutely makes it!!
“WOLVERINE!!!” 😂😂😂💀
0:46 - 0:52 “Like Scooby-Doo’s Xmas dump”
Like a bankrupt pug, I enjoyed that.
With your face.... Like a forgotton tunnel
My favourite 🤣
With your face like a "...not tonight, Henry"
The incredible thing about these put downs is that this is the 1st time anyone has heard these insults including Vic Reeves!! You can see his brian turning. 😂
I just spent 7 minutes solid CACKING my pants.
I saw some TV quiz on TV once and Vic not only made spontaneous jokes but had a cartoon of the joke already done in his pocket like a magician, he did it at least three times and each time it got funnier. I can't remember what it was, some BBC bourgeoise pish but I never really liked him before that.
He also brought out a book of dog turds.
yeah, also he loves to annoy jack, as jack is easily pissed off lol
Scooby-Doo's Xmas dump 🤣🤣
Like a sundried fart haha!
Like a quadriplegic tree surgeon
Like a fuseless socket
Like a singed moustache
Like a soured fruit corner
Like a misspelled surname
Like an adhesiveless envelope
Like a bounced cheque
Like an incorrect translation
Like a bodged patio
I saw him doing I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue at the Fringe and it's funny when he cracks up and breaks his deadpan personality.
jack with your face like a grieving cod
Like racing bacon
his reaction's are epic
Like a swindled partridge
Jack with your face like a recurring cough
Face like a well old hifi 😂😂😂😂
They used to do it to Mark Lamarr all the time when he was Team A captain - tis tradition
UNDILUTED TIZER
Like a leaking tin can of expired dreams.
Knackered puffin. 🤣
....... like a gloomy Welsh monument.
He's a grumpy evening turtle!!! 😂😂😂
Does Vic do this to Jack to see if he can make him laugh?? I've never actually watched the show, I will someday.. I'm working my way through a bunch of shows at the moment.
Have you seen the show yet ??
why are you slagging Bob off? It is Vic and Bob, they go together, these idiots saying he is the less half of the duo, there is no duo, it just is Vic and Bob - if you don't understand that then...
Like a crate of wrotten memories 😅😅😅
my favorite is "a half buttered bollock"
Like a Balding Cactus.
I think Jack Dee is quite attractive.
Like a turkish fiddling cup
It was for Mark Lamarr in the early days when he was a captain, Cause he's a 1950's Binman.
"He's a greasy lover!"
A " not tonight Henry "
I'm a simple man, it's Hobo's Minge for me.
"that stupid guitar thing" is actually a parody of george formby, and has been part of the show for years. Long before this bit was a thing.