you've blown a seal... so what? you've buggered sheep.. and he's trying not to laugh ..his delivery is spot-on. great comic timing..even when the jokes are at his expense...absolute genius
Texts are the best part of the show! It's nearly always Jack, but sometimes it has been Lee Mack and Jo Brand... but Jack does it best. I think it's the way he reads it!
"you want me to sing happy birthday...you must be kidding you dont have to clap just wave you asbo i can see you... are you alright, not to much you're sweating badly what did you want to say.... you're name is charlie, oh you're smoking charlie" that entire scene had me doubled over, with tears in my eyes, i actually feel worn out from laughing so hard, legend
Jack Dee is one of the best comedians ever!!!
The best comedians have the best banter with the audience. This is great.
you've blown a seal... so what? you've buggered sheep.. and he's trying not to laugh ..his delivery is spot-on. great comic timing..even when the jokes are at his expense...absolute genius
for such a grumpy man he is such a lovely man. the nicest grumpy man. 💜💚💙❤️💛
Texts are the best part of the show! It's nearly always Jack, but sometimes it has been Lee Mack and Jo Brand... but Jack does it best. I think it's the way he reads it!
"Not too much you're sweating badly" hahahaha!!
gotta love dry British comedy
nothing beats british comedy
Brexit is the best comedy
*Liz Truss has entered the chat*
@@peterclarke7240 lol
"Where are you Rachel? You want me to sing happy birthday? You must be kidding."
The fastest and wittiest person I've ever seen
"your goin home in an ambulance"
"i saw ure name on a loaf of bread this morning but when i looked again it said thick cut"
XD
After every joke he reads he gives the look of a disappointed teacher.
Jack Dee and Sean Lock, most brilliant stand ups the UK have ever got, and I am not even from there. LOL
"you want me to sing happy birthday...you must be kidding
you dont have to clap just wave you asbo i can see you... are you alright, not to much you're sweating badly
what did you want to say.... you're name is charlie, oh you're smoking charlie"
that entire scene had me doubled over, with tears in my eyes, i actually feel worn out from laughing so hard, legend
funny as he'll love this guy take criticisms very well lol funny
"whats the difference between a essex girl and a washing machine, the washing mashine doesnt spit your load out"
nor does the Essex girl though
Great guy! Very funny!
this is an incredible bit
Ah well for them its a night out, and for their carers its a night off haha
"You've blown a seal."
"So what? You bugger sheep!"
Love that joke! XD
''Oh it's back-to-front...''
''You're going home in a fucking ambulance''
PFFFFFFFFF
i live a quater of a mile from this guy
so many people take the piss out of him lol, i love it ^^
The Best bit of the show
"My 4 year old son requires a suit for a wedding and i've been struggling where did you get yours?" LMAO
Jack Dee and Stewart Lee are comedy gods
The last one was by far the best.
How much does a cockney spend on shampoo?......PAN TEN lmao
your names charlie?... you're smoking charlie!
He should do these messages more often 😂 their more funnier than some stand ups
*they're. The contraction of they are. It's really not difficult. How stupid are you?
Do we know if these REALLY are texts, or actually jokes he wrote?
good shit wiggy, thanks for the video.
@Smitamas101 yeah that whole bit has gotta be the best text one ever
14 years ago 😂
Top man.
You called?
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."
That was the only thing to make me laugh.
Are you playing a Oampa Lompa in the new Willy Wonka film? Shut up! lol. Gotta love Jack Dee.
Bless him he gets such abuse :P but he can give it out too!
5:09 a better response to both of those texts would've been "why am I getting Peter Kay's texts?"
@madamtorsion isnt that the difference between an essex girl and a hoover washing machine?
What's green and red and turns very fast ? A frog in a mixer.
Well done Sherlock Holmes. Your next case is: Why did the chicken cross the road. Then after that, nap time.
@scary00001
A man with no shins. Tony. Toe Knee.
@Xfrond Ever talked to him?
when was this recorded?
Wiggy is from St.Helens???
Me to.
@stigno89 i dont get that what does it mean?
yea
he almost laughed at 1.17!
That woman shouting was really starting to piss me off.
stop watching then
Yes they did lmao
you appear to have given jack a lisp :)
@cheekysquiggle I still don't get it :(
I dont think so because they were on about bread
Comic relief
Cut to Mel C. when talking about shit. HAHAHA.
I love how he hates everyone
The one at 4:03 lmfao
Text messages the way for good comedians to out their cringey dad jokes!
I don't get the thick cut joke...
CloiuFace That's what he alluded his name was
Love Dee, hate the excuse for lazy comedienne replacement of this "text" routine that they all do.
Back when things were funny
LOL XD
M
Hey jack I had a wet dream last night, I dreamt you got hit by a bus and I pissed my self lmfao
some coal*
His face at 0:28. Not impressed at all is he!
Jack dee, always gutted by what is written...lol
Really?
Fucking hell.
fail
it literly took me 5 minuets to work out the 'thick cut' joke!! not kidding!! (:
Good luck in life... You're going to need it