The Jerk's Guide To Five Nights At Freddy's

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  • Everyone's so ready to spend Five Nights At Freddy's but no one is willing to spend one day in someone else's shoes :/
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  • @mr_mexico1014
    @mr_mexico1014 4 місяці тому +249

    A whole hour of content!? We fine dining today boys

    • @V_Vinet
      @V_Vinet 4 місяці тому +1

      Fr

    • @badumtiss5288
      @badumtiss5288 2 місяці тому

      An Hour Is 60 Minutes , Beloved .

  • @Mthwe8
    @Mthwe8 4 місяці тому +65

    “Let’s try something new.” I couldn’t agree more. Coincidentally, this video released the same day I decided I want to try my hand at writing. Really writing. Not a page long D&D backstory. But a real novel. And I’ve been having so much fun doing it over these last three days.

    • @AdraTheGhost
      @AdraTheGhost 4 місяці тому +2

      I hope the novel goes well!

  • @Therealalphamonster
    @Therealalphamonster 4 місяці тому +151

    I have been waiting for this unironically for a long time, I'm so excited.

    • @RowbyVids
      @RowbyVids  4 місяці тому +64

      I need a drink

    • @Therealalphamonster
      @Therealalphamonster 4 місяці тому +32

      I've been a fan of the series since the beginning and I don't think anyone should be talking about this franchise without a bottle in their hands so God bless you for this. Also, I don't think I'm ever going to get another chance but I love your UA-cam channel and I love the work you put into it. Thank you so much as they helped me get through a very bad time of my life.

    • @RowbyVids
      @RowbyVids  4 місяці тому +35

      Thank you!@@Therealalphamonster

    • @Daniel12097
      @Daniel12097 4 місяці тому

      ​@RowbyVids, if you hate yourself, play rainworld by videocult it is a fun game if you are willing to deal with its difficulty so play it now

    • @grayski3324
      @grayski3324 4 місяці тому +3

      Holy shit, I'm in the video. Thanks bro.@@RowbyVids

  • @xdrkushx5421
    @xdrkushx5421 4 місяці тому +30

    "roll a d6 for damage"
    *rolls a d20*

    • @imaginationave3687
      @imaginationave3687 2 місяці тому +1

      *As the monster feels your wrath, you can feel your mind unraveling. It is not due to a psychic attack or a release of toxin from the monster. It's the knowledge that it has another stage, and that there's ANOTHER 2 hours of your life gone.*

  • @flpy4371
    @flpy4371 4 місяці тому +56

    I love fnaf as down to it's core it's about a man making stuff up as he goe's while having an IMMENSE amount of luck on his side, and having the time of their life, lying and diverting your questions to you face saying "hmm yes it's all apart of My GrAnD pLaN" and that they knew from the start. the only reason you wouldn't believe that their lying is because of the fog of mystery on them.
    So which one does this is in line with the most. the creator, or the moldy cheese rabbit.

    • @FilthyTea
      @FilthyTea 4 місяці тому +3

      Scott is so based for making this shit up as he goes

  • @absolutecreature7217
    @absolutecreature7217 4 місяці тому +28

    this video is really well made, as a long time fnaf fan this series is batshit insane

  • @F3ral_Knight
    @F3ral_Knight 4 місяці тому +33

    Don’t worry dude I’ll pay for your therapy and your 5 cases of drinks

  • @RowbyVids
    @RowbyVids  4 місяці тому +32

    Hey, shout out to @F3ral_E0its for giving me the idea. A lot of people suggested it but I believe he was the first.

    • @KingBaryonyx
      @KingBaryonyx 4 місяці тому +1

      I asked my mom if you should play puppet combo games, she said yes, dont ask for proof cuz I'm not lying

  • @freziaplanet4198
    @freziaplanet4198 4 місяці тому +9

    The first game litteraly created an entire genre of game. Truely a legaccy

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 місяці тому +7

    "Games like Outlast 2 and the Evil Within may have well as been porn for how ltitle they made me feel"
    Never has a video made me almost choke on my drink so quickly. Thanks.

  • @poppythemerpasaur
    @poppythemerpasaur 4 місяці тому +6

    We lost a real one today 😔
    RIP Rowby
    Died investigating FNAF lore

  • @PebsieTTV
    @PebsieTTV 4 місяці тому +8

    I love your writing so much

    • @RowbyVids
      @RowbyVids  4 місяці тому +1

      Thank you Pebsie!

  • @Zetta_Hakai
    @Zetta_Hakai 4 місяці тому +5

    7:00 so fun little known fact about foxy: it’s not that you have to look at HIS CAMERA: just cameras in general. Someone did a deep dive into the AI of the game on UA-cam

  • @Crossbarre
    @Crossbarre 3 місяці тому +2

    New york style pizza is so fucking good. I wish there were more joints nearby that do the same style 😭

  • @connormcconnell7805
    @connormcconnell7805 4 місяці тому +5

    Rowby: "i have never tried to decode the lore"
    Me: *gremlin laughing*

  • @DoctorTheo
    @DoctorTheo 4 місяці тому +5

    Since you didnt bring them up, I feel I should. The VR games, Help Wanted 1 and 2, are genuinely great. They're my favorite of the series, and I can confidently say that HW2 is the first game in the series that is more fun to play than it is to watch. Do you realize how rare that is for this kind of game? Kind of a shame that it only can be played by a huge minority of people.
    I know HW1 has a non VR mode, but dont play it because it's terrible. Who would have thought that turning a VR game into non VR isnt nearly as good. I've seen it work by making non VR games into VR, but never the other way around

    • @RowbyVids
      @RowbyVids  4 місяці тому +5

      I've heard very positive things on the Help Wanted games. But I think buying a VR headset for an FNAF video would have been even more degrading.

    • @an-animal-lover
      @an-animal-lover 4 місяці тому

      ​@@RowbyVidswhen you say degrading, what exactly do you mean? I think I know, but I'm not quite sure

    • @lukebell4738
      @lukebell4738 23 дні тому

      @@an-animal-lover He's using hyperbole to describe the fact that he thinks it's kinda unwise to purchase an entire device for two games that he'll likely only play once or twice

  • @Ornghawk
    @Ornghawk 4 місяці тому +2

    25:44 Gatekeeping is stupid, but this and pronouncing chutzpah without the silent C in another video seriously impacted his NY cred. It'll recover, but it's a lot of getting heated about which subway route is worth taking during rush hour

  • @LordTempest
    @LordTempest 2 місяці тому +1

    I just need you to know this, you have been my sleeping aid for the last like, 3 months of College and have made me, a man with horrible sleep issues, actually get sleep. I also genuinely enjoy your content. Keep up the great work and thank you

    • @RowbyVids
      @RowbyVids  2 місяці тому +1

      I'm programming you while you sleep. You are integral to the mission.

    • @LordTempest
      @LordTempest 2 місяці тому

      @@RowbyVids Yes sir. Failure is not acceptable, I will succeed by any means necessary.

  • @agorriazfan3238
    @agorriazfan3238 4 місяці тому +1

    You know what's funny, you suffered having to get to the Afton "fight" and unless you subscribe to the two endings theory, it was all for nothing. Since Ruin made the Princess arcade ending canon.

  • @MrFranzeluta
    @MrFranzeluta 4 місяці тому +6

    Just finished going through the killer guides again and couldn't help but legit think it was just a joke when you said that you were working on a FNAF video in the Chucky guide. Glad to be wrong sometimes.

  • @ronaldms5971
    @ronaldms5971 4 місяці тому +1

    I don't know whether to be excited for this video or sorry for what you had to go through

  • @D3ATH2GL0RY
    @D3ATH2GL0RY 4 місяці тому +2

    44:26 As a FNaF Fan over the age of 10……. I felt on a personal level. I can feel you squish and pop an anger management toy on the other side of that screen.

  • @DoctorTheo
    @DoctorTheo 4 місяці тому +8

    I think what happened with Security Breach isn't the fact that the devs needed more time to develop, I think they went *way* over their head when making the levels, and then realized "Oh shit, we forgot to actually make the game" so now we have a very good environment with not good gameplay. To sum it up, they needed less work, not more time.

  • @user-ko7gk7wp5x
    @user-ko7gk7wp5x 4 місяці тому +1

    23:03 if there was 1 think I couldn't expect, it'd be leon killing a horde of robots with a shotgun

  • @Tundraviper41
    @Tundraviper41 4 місяці тому +2

    The thing is fnaf 1 is that foxy will be slowed down in his movement opportunities while the camera is on/viewed in general, not just viewing pirates cove.

  • @Poopfarteryyyy
    @Poopfarteryyyy 4 місяці тому +4

    Rowby never misses, you know it’s a good day when he posts 🤘

  • @LazarusTRP
    @LazarusTRP 4 місяці тому +3

    About time this came out, gotta say it was a lot of fun watching you try the rest of the games on stream.

  • @fragle1220
    @fragle1220 4 місяці тому +2

    Wow who was that cool guy during some of the gameplay that resubbed 7 times? Also great video Rowby, can't have been easy or fun to play several of the games AND eat Chuck E Cheese pizza.

  • @j_k7769
    @j_k7769 2 місяці тому +2

    I still can’t believe people acted like Scott committed murder because he donated to some politicians. You could be the best person in the world, donate to a political party, and people will literally send you death threats. A lot of the FNAF community are unforgiving heartless people that will even demonize the creator

  • @StoutNDank
    @StoutNDank 4 місяці тому

    I absolutely love your style of editing and commentary, it’s so fun. Please do more stuff like this, it genuinely makes my day

  • @Carniveris
    @Carniveris 4 місяці тому +3

    Rowby ASMR 1 hour just dropped

  • @polocatfan
    @polocatfan 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm not super into the fnaf gameplay (though I definitely understand that fnaf 1 is really well designed), but I have massive respect for the series.
    also Scott's response on reddit was fair, don't act like it wasn't.

  • @scribbledoll4382
    @scribbledoll4382 4 місяці тому +1

    Great vid as always Rowby! :D i remember first hearing about it from the React channel where they played the game. then getting into ~the lore~ through MatPat. never played them myself, but it was fun watching others find little clues and put things together! ...and not being sure if they were Scott's intentions, or just little inconsistencies in the writing, red herrings, or just little happy accidents. And watching the FNAF fandom on tumblr. Watching from afar because that dumpster fire was toxic lol

  • @Xenomorphmaindbd999
    @Xenomorphmaindbd999 4 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for making such a long video nice to see you just talk for awhile just kind of relaxing and funny also I hope your doing well today

  • @sleep_something_something
    @sleep_something_something 4 місяці тому +2

    oh you poor soul
    one hour of content so not complaining

  • @hatking9767
    @hatking9767 4 місяці тому +2

    As someone who played security breach on launch, this is so accurate its giving me ptsd

  • @CreepersPlayGames
    @CreepersPlayGames 4 місяці тому +2

    mr rowby i love ur variety content please keep doing it so i can stave off my existentialism

  • @maxperry1315
    @maxperry1315 4 місяці тому +9

    The madlad actually did it

  • @littlemisshivemind9721
    @littlemisshivemind9721 4 місяці тому

    Thank you for the video, Rowby! I can't wait to sit down and watch all of this.

  • @rapidoso2120
    @rapidoso2120 4 місяці тому +1

    I got to the Bullet Train reference and instantly subbed. I hope you go far in your career!

  • @vxnc3y
    @vxnc3y 4 місяці тому

    rowby you are so good at ur little edits its made me look at other commentators in a completely different way, I love your style man keep going ❤

  • @pug8714
    @pug8714 4 місяці тому +1

    Remember you can beat the game in 5 minutes, used to beat it early accidentally, and fucking save points at 6 which people glitches the game to save

  • @comatosse
    @comatosse 4 місяці тому +4

    I love the ULTRAKILL gameplay in the background of some of the sections. Was a nice surprise to see!

  • @FilthyTea
    @FilthyTea 4 місяці тому

    That first joke got me good. You funny as hell man

  • @TheOrionApex
    @TheOrionApex 4 місяці тому +1

    "How many versions of me do you want on the screen at a time?" Yes.

  • @misuki_moyuki
    @misuki_moyuki 4 місяці тому

    I love this game’s lore so much my first exposure to the game was playing the first game then watching the first game theory on fnaf. That is what triggered my love for weird lore for games

  • @mr.bluesky4130
    @mr.bluesky4130 3 місяці тому +3

    This was a really good one :)

  • @denizmergen418
    @denizmergen418 4 місяці тому +2

    27:52 the ultrakill in the background is funny lmao

  • @reisugoi9160
    @reisugoi9160 4 місяці тому +3

    Finally, a video I can eat my dinner to.

  • @5waystodie377
    @5waystodie377 4 місяці тому

    One of the beat vids since your resident evil mate keep it up

  • @bigstupidgrin
    @bigstupidgrin 4 місяці тому

    Yeah , I've been waiting for this

  • @pipwick5627
    @pipwick5627 4 місяці тому +1

    AN HOUR OF CONTENT?!?! What can we say other than he was cooking with this.

  • @LazyVanny
    @LazyVanny 4 місяці тому +1

    Mark / THE PAT got me into the LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE!!!
    Then found Dawko and have loved their content past FNAF, so yeah I love your videos and this was a work time treat.

  • @snomandonly
    @snomandonly 4 місяці тому

    Ahh cant wait to finish watching this when i have free time

  • @MrJakeSlay
    @MrJakeSlay 4 місяці тому

    14 seconds after upload damn right I'm ready for this!!

  • @smollmoth6376
    @smollmoth6376 3 місяці тому +1

    It is such a shame fnaf 4 didn't get spotlighted in this video, as, of course, it is my favorite out of the whole series. I feel like it has the perfect blend of atmospheric tension and fun gameplay. I think the breathing sounds isn't that hard to hear, I personally have way more trouble hearing thr vent sounds in pizza sim.

  • @JayplayZ-co9vw
    @JayplayZ-co9vw 19 днів тому

    9:22 you can hear the fear in “I’m taking the headset off”

  • @itsprince8100
    @itsprince8100 4 місяці тому

    Rowby you’re gonna hit 100k soon

  • @div_divington
    @div_divington 3 місяці тому +1

    Freddy Faz N'Aair made it all worth it

  • @rabbidguarddog
    @rabbidguarddog 4 місяці тому +2

    The Jerk returns!!!!

    • @rabbidguarddog
      @rabbidguarddog 4 місяці тому +1

      Dude that was steller.
      Confession, I was playing security breach but I couldn't make it past the the play pen generator section cause of that freaky sun dude. So I never got to experience how truly terrible the game was. 😂😅

  • @masterjack-o-ween7872
    @masterjack-o-ween7872 4 місяці тому

    Dropping a movie like this i gotta watch

  • @Axyierl
    @Axyierl 4 місяці тому

    AYYO 1 hour video hell yeah

  • @beanosthepengus
    @beanosthepengus 4 місяці тому

    I fell the need for this to be an hour long is like giving us prechewed gum and telling us to stick it behind our ear saving it for later

  • @Literally_Claudia
    @Literally_Claudia 4 місяці тому

    ty, couldnt get their adept achievement before this

  • @absolutecreature7217
    @absolutecreature7217 4 місяці тому

    me reloading my youtube homepage and seeing this - pog :D

  • @krampus6402
    @krampus6402 4 місяці тому

    Wake up babe, new rowby video just dropped

  • @maniacastle
    @maniacastle 4 місяці тому

    Oh we FEASTING today, I can't wait- "To quote God, there's a scale of pizza...". Had to pause it here to double-check the Bible rq 😂👌

  • @mrbeneviento3048
    @mrbeneviento3048 4 місяці тому

    YEAH MORE ROWBY CONTENT!

  • @ingussgrantins9720
    @ingussgrantins9720 4 місяці тому

    A whole hour hell yea

  • @thewrightone13jack
    @thewrightone13jack 4 місяці тому

    Cool vid!

  • @GODPRODI6Y
    @GODPRODI6Y 4 місяці тому

    Perfect video

  • @F3ral_Knight
    @F3ral_Knight 4 місяці тому

    Fantastic dude so when’s the next one lol

  • @dmonicplays8374
    @dmonicplays8374 4 місяці тому +1

    14:56 actually, u r right, there's 11 of the. There is no toy foxy. There's just Mangle

  • @lesexypiglet___8599
    @lesexypiglet___8599 4 місяці тому

    A FULL HOUR!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @Cephalon-ghost
    @Cephalon-ghost 4 місяці тому

    1 hour of rowby letss ggoooooo

  • @cuddlybear781
    @cuddlybear781 4 місяці тому +1

    Security Breach is one of my favorite games I've ever played

  • @gibaayden3803
    @gibaayden3803 4 місяці тому

    Oh shit rowby uploaded, clear the schedule

  • @haydenbright111
    @haydenbright111 4 місяці тому

    An entire hour of fnaf content? You’re lucky we trust you Rowby

  • @-Alter-
    @-Alter- 4 місяці тому

    I could be wrong, but im pretty sure the flashlight in Fnaf 2 only does anything on Foxy. Scott made it that way so you couldn't just keep the mask on. And the Music box was so you actually had to open up the cameras

  • @pvzfanboy2002
    @pvzfanboy2002 3 місяці тому

    I see that Ultrakill B-roll…. Mayhaps people want a guide to the funny robot shoot shoot game

  • @djkalla2973
    @djkalla2973 4 місяці тому

    I just wanted to inform you that all evidence points to the glam rock animatronics not being possessed but rather just super advanced somewhat sentient AI.

  • @ShadowBonnieVincent
    @ShadowBonnieVincent 2 місяці тому

    43:10 remember autosave is NOT your friend

  • @cardsofman6851
    @cardsofman6851 4 місяці тому

    Audibly said “YAAYY YAYYY” when I saw the notification 😄

  • @Scorchcore
    @Scorchcore 4 місяці тому

    Fnaf is scary to me only in the anticipation just waiting for someone to do something and when they do it usually hurts me

  • @BasicGreyCat
    @BasicGreyCat 4 місяці тому

    thank you

  • @scribbledoll4382
    @scribbledoll4382 4 місяці тому

    32:23 ooof the nostalgia! XD

  • @mushymcmushington7176
    @mushymcmushington7176 4 місяці тому

    My friend: "Hey have you heard of that Metroidvanian Souls-Like Rogue-Lite Immersive Sim Survival Horror Looter Shooter?"
    Me: *dying on the floor*

  • @cizineczvesmiru953
    @cizineczvesmiru953 4 місяці тому

    ,,It's not a Broken loop. It's a Broken spiral! "
    *Points at the phone* HE SAID THE THING

  • @user-nj4pd8ye1i
    @user-nj4pd8ye1i 4 місяці тому

    38:02 OKAY OKAY jeez i WILL finish Alan Wake 2 ffs stop reminding me about it every video Rowby

  • @HabitsRabbits
    @HabitsRabbits 4 місяці тому

    Aw hell yeah

  • @ReginoGuendolinoXIII
    @ReginoGuendolinoXIII 4 місяці тому

    With the pizza segment you summoned me. The internet Italian. And by law I'm required to say... REEEEEEEEEEEEE AMERICAN PIZZA BAD REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
    Aight' did the thing, good video.

  • @astrilianth
    @astrilianth 4 місяці тому

    Watched the whole thing w video

  • @goldenboxen6430
    @goldenboxen6430 4 місяці тому

    fnaf 1 to me is still one of the scariest too me I think it's the dark and depressing looking location of the office it's not that scary to me anymore but sometimes it happens and I cry in my bed scared to sleep like the amnesia games but fanf is temporary trauma I can't even get past the first like 20 minutes of any amnesia game without feeling like im one muscle twitch away from having a brown bed mattress

  • @thatmood4236
    @thatmood4236 2 місяці тому

    30:06, amazing pun

  • @BranUevaSeen1905
    @BranUevaSeen1905 4 місяці тому

    BULLET TRAIN MENTIONED!!!! RAHHHHHH WTF IS A BAD SCENE?!?!

  • @Leoneluvsu
    @Leoneluvsu 4 місяці тому

    YUHHH FINALLY

  • @smollmoth6376
    @smollmoth6376 4 місяці тому

    Nooo rowby don't go into the lore! Don't do it rowby!
    (Idk how exactly the Walter white meme went)

  • @jiseishin
    @jiseishin 4 місяці тому

    Gotta admit, didn’t see this one coming

  • @BasementDweller_
    @BasementDweller_ 4 місяці тому +1

    I want Springtrap for DBD.

  • @planetjinko
    @planetjinko 4 місяці тому

    ONE HOUR ROWBY VID⁉️ ON FNAF⁉️⁉️