When Reality’s Weirder Than Fiction….

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  • @singsong7874
    @singsong7874 2 роки тому +7799

    I love this guy. He the reason I can scare my friends with facts.

  • @potentpotassium5776
    @potentpotassium5776 Рік тому +737

    "The only difference between Fiction and Real-Life is that Fiction has to try and make sense"

    • @chippychin
      @chippychin Рік тому +27

      I love this. 😄

    • @potitishogun2961997
      @potitishogun2961997 9 місяців тому +24

      So that's why "realistic" movies feel so unrealistic, cuz the reality they were based on is absolute bullshi-

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 3 місяці тому +1

      So true

    • @user-digitalfarmgirl
      @user-digitalfarmgirl Місяць тому +2

      Wow , that comment gives me pause for thought . I think you've explained the true & entire meaning, of the dynamics of Real Life vs. Fiction...
      1. Real Life : You can't make that **** up!
      2. Fiction: Somebody made that **** up!
      Thank you.

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Рік тому +197

    I knew spiders could "fly" due to the original Charlotte's Webb movie (the one from like, the 70's). In the movie, after Wilbur is heartbroken over Charlotte's death, she had tasked him with caring for her egg pouch. He does, but then to his horror, the spiders he had hoped would become his friends spit their silk and are carried off by the breeze once they hatch. Fearing he's again about to be alone, he nearly falls into depression again but three of Charlotte's daughters decide the barn where Wilbur lives is quite nice and stay there instead, becoming his friend, and he regales them with tales about their mother.
    Goddamnit, why am I tearing up? 😂

    • @stephanniemorin
      @stephanniemorin Рік тому +16

      Joy and Ariania were two of them...the third one I don't know the name of.

    • @spooky_the_vixen
      @spooky_the_vixen 9 місяців тому +13

      @@stephanniemorin I believe her name was Nelly

  • @kaniq6120
    @kaniq6120 2 роки тому +70

    Seals can sound so human it's actually scary like one of my cousins ran to the beach because he thought he heard a baby drowning only to find out that it was an upset baby seal.
    There's been many times in the night when I've been fishing that I thought I heard a woman screaming but it's just seals.

  • @netrodenick4362
    @netrodenick4362 2 роки тому +4070

    "So, if you want a screaming, biting, peeing loudspeaker in a baby-faced package yeah they're the pet for you. Or you know, you could just have kids."
    This man gets it.

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire 2 роки тому +137

      My friend says having a kid is like having a sapient disability.

    • @queenditty2783
      @queenditty2783 2 роки тому +10

      Mhm.

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu 2 роки тому +22

      I can attest that that phase ends relatively quickly in humans, so maybe babies aren't a real alternative if that was the draw for you.

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire 2 роки тому +49

      @@JuMiKu That phase may end relatively quickly but a whole new, but equally troublesome phase starts after that, and after that, and after that until they move out and you have to face an empty nest, until their first go at striking out on their own fails and you actually want them gone except for the fleeting periodical visits they settle in to. There's that whole meaning of life and unconditional love beyond one's self but it's hard for some people to imagine that feeling, especially if they haven't experienced it before. Kids aren't for everyone but there's no shortage of ways to be fulfilled and contribute to one's society and species.

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu 2 роки тому +23

      @@Voltaic_Fire Eh. I personally liken it to owning a pet. It's not for everyone period and kids are the sort of pet that was made for you, if you have a dog and say: "Yeah, I love this, but could it be more needy, expensive and an even bigger responsibility?"
      I honestly loved every second of every phase so far (Yes, there are shitty moments, but life in general is just great), but can very clearly see why this isn't for everyone. Hell, I'm surprised that so many people do it, because if kids really were a pet, I think they would be a really exotic one. Hopefully, not as exotic as actual monkeys though, because those are still even worse pets. Very few kids grow up to literally rip and bite off fingers, scalps and faces.

  • @fioafionawright8604
    @fioafionawright8604 2 роки тому +2123

    Fun fact about “ballooning” it’s actually based on electromagnetic levitation , in some species at least, as they were observed gaining altitude and taking off in windless environments during experimentation, it was later found the strands were negatively charged (I think)

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 2 роки тому +174

      that just makes the flying spiders thing WORSE :(

    • @lucidfangirl1030
      @lucidfangirl1030 2 роки тому +104

      Now I know how they manage to make a web string on the chandelier or a corner of the wall when I KNOW gravity would defy them. But nope, they can jump, fly, climb.

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 2 роки тому +85

      Yay, they have mag lev parachutes..

    • @drxavier1870
      @drxavier1870 2 роки тому +128

      Your telling me Spiders have developed magnetic technology in there ass?

    • @drakenheimlord
      @drakenheimlord 2 роки тому +109

      @@drxavier1870 Electrostatic possibly. If you rub certain materials (party balloon on a wool jumper for example) together you can build up quite the charge. Perhaps the spiders' spinnerets are lined with a material that reacts similarly to the silk passing over it?
      Now we've just got to wait for them the develop a capacitor-transformer (perhaps exploiting the layered structure of chitin) setup and they'll be able to shoot lightning!

  • @MotleyNerd
    @MotleyNerd 2 роки тому +693

    I have a correction for you: The adele penguin work wasn't published until then because nobody could read it. The guy who studied them was so mortified that he wrote all his research notes on them in latin so that, in his words, only a true, educated gentleman could read it.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +247

      Things people have historically hidden with Latin
      - Adele penguin research notes
      - the Bible

    • @mayalansky
      @mayalansky Рік тому +104

      H.P Lovecraft type shit

    • @bamboozledelia8079
      @bamboozledelia8079 Рік тому +24

      When I heard his explanation, I was speechless, perplexed...

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 Рік тому +36

      Seriously though, those penguins are the most degenerate animals I've ever heard of

    • @SL4US
      @SL4US Рік тому +9

      *cultured gentleman

  • @Blues2Dark
    @Blues2Dark Рік тому +93

    His wordplay is so immaculate it's scary.

  • @DarkestElemental616
    @DarkestElemental616 2 роки тому +1968

    As someone who LOVED Charlotte's Web as a kid, I absolutely knew about ballooning. What's super interesting to me is that vocal plasticity is apparently not a common trait among animals!

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 роки тому +14

      Same if you liked "The Far Side" as well.

    • @lordfuckface8015
      @lordfuckface8015 2 роки тому +14

      I haven't seen that movie in years! The nostalgia 😭

    • @DarkestElemental616
      @DarkestElemental616 2 роки тому +7

      @@NEEDbacon Oh yes, I was absolutely that kid as well.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 роки тому +25

      Charlotte's Web made me so emotional. I love spiders. I used to be terrified of them when I was younger, but movies like Charlotte's Web and looking at pictures of Jumping Spiders helped me a lot. I can even hold spiders now, when I never thought the day would come. Anyway, YES! Ballooning is pretty cool, tbh. Spiders do some pretty cool things. I mean, just look at some of the pretty webs they make sometimes. :D

    • @gawkgawk1000
      @gawkgawk1000 2 роки тому +1

      Does it necessary to capitalize the word "loved"?

  • @Rarest26
    @Rarest26 2 роки тому +522

    Suddenly Kowalski wanting to smash a dolphin makes a lot of sense. And he’s the smart one, I don’t want to imagine the sins Rico has committed.

    • @ijustlikebees
      @ijustlikebees 2 роки тому +55

      Why would you do this...oh god

    • @onettaviator5396
      @onettaviator5396 2 роки тому +49

      This may be one of the worst things I ever read.

    • @rtothemutha
      @rtothemutha 2 роки тому +9

      I have 0 idea about what y'all are talkin' about ...

    • @tshred666
      @tshred666 2 роки тому +26

      @@rtothemutha the penguins in the movie “Madagascar”

    • @rtothemutha
      @rtothemutha 2 роки тому +24

      @@tshred666 lol.... Guess I should catch up with the rest of society & check out that movie...... Rico must be VERY sadistic & perverse...

  • @CrackBabyZaches
    @CrackBabyZaches Рік тому +474

    As long as we don't find out there are spiders that can survive in fire for 24 hrs, I can sleep just fine.

    • @red0421
      @red0421 Рік тому +136

      You just had to f@#$ing jinx it, didn't you?
      It's just a matter of time til we discover a fire proof spider now.
      We got the spiders that live underground, the ones that can survive underwater, flying ones, next fire ones!
      Are we gonna have the bloody Avatar Spider next? He who can fly, breathe underwater, dig burrows, and is fireproof?
      Just kill me now.

    • @Cokknine333
      @Cokknine333 Рік тому +6

      @@red0421 come here.

    • @mr.textwall5327
      @mr.textwall5327 Рік тому +1

      @@red0421 I'd throw in a social structure, no requirements for mating other than age and food storage, ungodly shriek, color change (yes, spiders can do that too), a symbiosis with, let's say, poisonous fungi. Oh, and let it be a migratory species!

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex Рік тому

      @@Cokknine333 😂🤣

    • @JustNeutral
      @JustNeutral Рік тому +11

      @@Cokknine333 ah...I shall be here to witness it.

  • @foxdenanimations4414
    @foxdenanimations4414 Рік тому +45

    5:32 i remember in primary school(im in aus btw) the spiders would balloon themselves and then come down on the screaming students and we would all be screaming "ITS THE APOCALYPSE" one point the Princible had to call the kids inside until he found out they werent venemous those where the good days

    • @Tazer430641
      @Tazer430641 Рік тому +4

      How long did it take to find out the students weren't venomous?😆

  • @_Gingi_Berri
    @_Gingi_Berri 2 роки тому +2919

    Was talking with my parents about the phantom jellyfish and we got on the topic of octopus- turns out we know the woman in the photo holding the blue-ring octopus. My dad was her youth pastor back when she was a teen. Now she’s all grown- and believe me- we’re all just as confused as the rest of the world on how she lived to tell the tale.
    Edit: people for the love of god leave her alone now- I didn’t wanna start a whole argument in the comments about how stupid she is. She didn’t know because she’d never been to that part of the world before- either be nice or just don’t comment at all maybe?

    • @komorebi3555
      @komorebi3555 2 роки тому +83

      Did she get hurt or anything?

    • @_Gingi_Berri
      @_Gingi_Berri 2 роки тому +214

      @@komorebi3555 No, actually. She made it out unscathed ^^ the worst she probably had was sunburn lol

    • @aut0mat1c11
      @aut0mat1c11 2 роки тому +25

      What a coincidence, eh?

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 роки тому +62

      @@_Gingi_Berri how the fu

    • @_Gingi_Berri
      @_Gingi_Berri 2 роки тому +18

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 lmaoooo

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 роки тому +238

    “What this moth is doing is actually perfectly harmless”
    *physically sure but what about psychologically*

    • @js66613
      @js66613 2 роки тому +20

      I mean, let's be honest, you see weirder things on Wattpad...

    • @JohnSmith-kb4re
      @JohnSmith-kb4re 2 роки тому +33

      As I always say with insects and the like:
      It's not about whether it's harmful, but whether it looks like something Lovecraft would have a wet dream over.

    • @Redstriker0129
      @Redstriker0129 2 роки тому +7

      Istg I literally censored that part out with my hand that moth one literally traumatized me

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 роки тому +1

      You see weirder things in facebook

    • @AHH_IM_DYING
      @AHH_IM_DYING 26 днів тому

      I can confirm, I need therapy

  • @georges2842
    @georges2842 2 роки тому +101

    Even if it's just an April Fools thing, I'd love to see this dude spend ten minutes talking about Pokemon the way he does animals.

    • @SprinkledFox
      @SprinkledFox 10 місяців тому +3

      That would be AMAZING

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 8 місяців тому +2

      I would literally pay money to see that.

    • @mahapatrasohamm
      @mahapatrasohamm 9 днів тому

      @@RabblesTheBinx shut up and take my money

  • @jimmilton8333
    @jimmilton8333 2 роки тому +30

    The phantom jelly fish is actually really pretty imo, looks almost like its made of cloth

  • @ChopBassMan
    @ChopBassMan 2 роки тому +3635

    I have a great respect for the fact that you correct (with text) any mistakes that may come up. Thank you for helping me learn more about nature in such an irreverent, humoristic manner. I've learned more here than from high school/college biology , and countless hours of nature video viewing.

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 роки тому +43

      after i graduated high school, i used google to learn. after using google for two years i concluded i had learned more from google in 2 years than i did in high school in 4 years. sad truth. in fact, almost everything i know in life came from google and youtube.

    • @hunter5822
      @hunter5822 2 роки тому +27

      The truly entertaining education is always the best and most memorable!

    • @ChopBassMan
      @ChopBassMan 2 роки тому +23

      @@DavidLinn me too. I had all of my "higher" education in the 70s and 80s, well before I knew anything about computers. (or before much was available). Since 1998,when I got my first computer, I have learned exponentially more than I had ever learned in school.

    • @archwaldo
      @archwaldo 2 роки тому +20

      The point of school is not to teach you everything, but rather to teach you enough so you can learn on your own.
      The whole world is essentially a school. The education system just gives you the tools to help you understand the world.
      And if you realize the tools you've been given are no longer enough, then use the opportunity to make your own.

    • @ChopBassMan
      @ChopBassMan 2 роки тому +9

      @@archwaldo absolutely true. I didn't really learn that until I was a senior in high school and became friends (my best friend for decades) with the smartest guy I've ever met, he spent his career teaching philosophy at various universities near where we lived. I had always been a curious person but he helped show me how to be voraciously curious

  • @kyliviie2903
    @kyliviie2903 2 роки тому +156

    "But it's also known as the hen-TENTACLE MOTH. Tentacle moth."
    DYING

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 2 роки тому +5

      “And it’s found in…you know. You know *exactly* where.”

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 Рік тому +1

      I thought that is what I heard lol

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct Рік тому +160

    Omfg the seal singing happy bday fkn killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @youtubesicka4636
      @youtubesicka4636 Рік тому +29

      I thought it was twinkle twinkle little star

    • @olioliravioli6619
      @olioliravioli6619 Рік тому +2

      I thought it was Apple Bottom Jeans

    • @rodomolina7995
      @rodomolina7995 Рік тому

      Have you even heard happy bday before?

    • @PerfectlyImperfct
      @PerfectlyImperfct Рік тому +1

      @@rodomolina7995 no never. Who's that by? 🙄

    • @PerfectlyImperfct
      @PerfectlyImperfct Рік тому

      Lol everybody heard something different but im the only one getting cunty comments. Gotta love the internet right

  • @stizelswik3694
    @stizelswik3694 Рік тому +43

    I was bragging about you to my neighbor. told him to check you out! lol Thanks for the laughs! at our age we need all of them! :D

  • @BillWD
    @BillWD 2 роки тому +2194

    I'm an ecologist so I already know a fair bit about these creatures but I love watching these videos because your turn of phrase is hilarious and it's great seeing someone portray the funny and weird side of nature so well. Keep up the great work mate!

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 2 роки тому +45

      I hope you get to use those phrases at work

    • @yesidrewthischaracter6675
      @yesidrewthischaracter6675 2 роки тому +10

      @@mugenokami2201 agreed

    • @CamRebires
      @CamRebires 2 роки тому +9

      My man, what do ecologists do for a living? Checking in on populations and such?

    • @BillWD
      @BillWD 2 роки тому +19

      @@CamRebires hey dude, it really depends what organisation you work for but usually it involves specialising knowledge in an animal, group of species, a habitat etc. Then using that knowledge you can work in research into environmental damages or changes to eco-systems, work for environmental consultancies to make sure building developments don't harm the nature around them, teach people about being more eco friendly etc

    • @BillWD
      @BillWD 2 роки тому +16

      Actually on that note haha, a lot of the time ecologists do any bloody thing they can for a living because funding for jobs is shit and most of the jobs are low salaried and full of PhD graduates! Do it for the love. I spent years volunteering whilst paying my way through restaurant and retail jobs before finally cracking into the field with my own mini business alongside my community work job.

  • @misselizabethplays8070
    @misselizabethplays8070 2 роки тому +578

    OBJECTION!
    The "spiderweb snowdrifts" tend to happen relatively rarely, either in cases of floods/heavy rains or in the extremely unlucky event (for the spiders as well as us) that a clutch of ballooning baby spiders end up caught in a freak windstorm and all land in the same place. In any event, competition for food will cause them to gradually disperse on their own. Usually.
    Like I said, spider snowdrifts like you see in Australia are the results of accidents or emergencies, but biologists have recently discovered colonies of SOCIAL SPIDERS. Not quite eusocial- yet- as there is no established hierarchy, but some spiders will share web networks and/or nests, and help each other care for their young and/or hunt for food. By working together, they increase reproductive success as well as biomass of potential prey; as in, spiders that normally only catch *insects* working alone can capture *birds and bats* with help. This mostly occurs in the tropics but can also be observed in the Eastern United States.
    But don't worry, Western United States, you get your own nightmares. Spiders there are not social, but during mating season, tarantulas can form swarms comprised of *hundreds* of individuals. Some areas even call it the "annual tarantula march".
    Worst. Rave. Ever.

    • @jamie1602
      @jamie1602 2 роки тому +21

      You know, I think tarantulas are adorable? But I think I'm keeping my social spiders now. I think I'm good. I think I am just FINE AND GOOD since I rarely see them until those little drifts are long abandoned and I wonder what went wrong.
      Nah no March of the Tarantula for me.

    • @simeonsimon6440
      @simeonsimon6440 2 роки тому +18

      There are actually plenty of communal arachnids. Deathstalker scorps will live together, so will many bark scorpions like Tityus Stigmurus.
      Monocentropus balfouri are incredible ground level dwelling communal tarantulas. They're interesting because the mature females will almost always chase away or kill their own clutch brothers but they won't chase and kill unrelated mature tarantulas.
      Then there are Huntsman spider trees in Australia that literally look like forbidden cotton candy trees. The huntsmans seem to live in a matriarchal society and don't really kill each other if there is enough food.

    • @ytyoungrichnhigh
      @ytyoungrichnhigh 2 роки тому

      thank you for clarifying.

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 2 роки тому +7

      Thanks I hate it!

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 роки тому +4

      @@jamie1602 Yes, tarantulas are very cute! I love the fact that they have paw like feet and that they're fuzzy. I know the hairs are more of a defence mechanism, especially for new world tarantulas, but I don't care, they're fuzzy babies and I love them!

  • @flowerfaerie8931
    @flowerfaerie8931 8 місяців тому +3

    I’m absolutely fucking *crying* at Eine Kleine Nachtmusik kicking in at the flying spiders part.

  • @dmr14wizkid14
    @dmr14wizkid14 Рік тому +4

    I completely relate to the vocal plasticity. After all, I, too, work in retail and top it off, I'm not a people person. In fact, I really don't like people, but my coworkers don't believe that that's how good I am at faking it. They totally believe i'm an extra vert when I when i'm an introvert because I don't shut up, and I seem so sociable

  • @vanhasydan4754
    @vanhasydan4754 2 роки тому +307

    It's like the author that when asked by the interviewer why he refused to write fiction, he answered, "Why when truth is often stranger?"
    As to porcupines, they explains why I've never seen people or pets get infections from the puntures unless they did something stupid.

    • @lucidfangirl1030
      @lucidfangirl1030 2 роки тому +11

      I'm never going into a forest i guess, unless I've ensured porcupines don't exist in my region

    • @vanhasydan4754
      @vanhasydan4754 2 роки тому +11

      @Lucid Fangirl lol just listen, pay close attention to sounds. I love the forest and haven't had one fall on me thanks to learning to watch and listen for it.

    • @rayebeard
      @rayebeard 2 роки тому +1

      @@vanhasydan4754 good point, but this implies you have witnessed - and evaded - a falling porcupine?

    • @duckduck5728
      @duckduck5728 2 роки тому +15

      Simple fix, wear hard hats everywhere. Or any hat that they won't pierce your soft head with

    • @vanhasydan4754
      @vanhasydan4754 2 роки тому +4

      @Raye Beard twice over the years. I grew up next to a wooded area and for years worked where i had to randomly pass through them

  • @spidey2dope800
    @spidey2dope800 2 роки тому +226

    Went to a cemetery and there was a giant tree in the middle of it. Under the tree was a tombstone with a dead porcupine on top of it with blood running down. Always wondered if someone shot it and left it there or if it fell from the tree. After this video my guess is it fell to its untimely demise.

    • @MTBOSS09
      @MTBOSS09 2 роки тому +40

      That is some horror movie crap.

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 2 роки тому +34

      Porci had a happytreefriends moment

    • @rafigross
      @rafigross 2 роки тому +8

      @@samwallaceart288 Flippy has entered the chat

  • @dfquartzidn6151
    @dfquartzidn6151 2 роки тому +66

    3:08 Thank you so much for covering this jellyfish! I’ve always liked this kind because of how it looks, moves, where it lives, and how one of them just kinda chilled on an undersea station in a recording of it. These jellyfish are incredibly rare and I’ve always hoped that maybe one day, the Nautilus team will find one while exploring with their drone.
    6:33 I feel so bad for this man. He lived outside for quite a while for research, got traumatized, and didn’t live long enough to see his work be published. And the fact that they’re called Deli penguins, the name either seems to be too normal or it makes the word ‘Deli’ contextually extra messed. Bless his soul and I hope he’s okay up there.
    Also, for the ones near the end of video:
    - I guess you’d have to be really careful with opossums
    - I just love how either way, Pikachu was always supposed to be a cute Pokémon. I thought you would’ve said something else, lol.
    - And finally for the seals, even though they’ve been prey to a lot of animals and people, I’m glad they’re still amazing creatures, a lot of research have gone into them, and we can relate to them even more.

    • @keithleracc
      @keithleracc Рік тому +5

      Hate to be that guy, but they're called Adelie penguins

  • @elleofmann6406
    @elleofmann6406 Рік тому +9

    "to completion" despite every other sentence of that penguin segment being downright disturbing, hearing the penguin seriously got down with the ground killed me 😂

  • @JohnBender1313
    @JohnBender1313 2 роки тому +277

    I straight up watched a spiny orb weaver spider fly from spot to spot all over my yard one day. And she nailed a landing on a tiny twig. And those spiders aren't even known for parachuting. I would venture to guess MOST spiders can fly and we just haven't noticed much. It was amazing to witness tbh.

    • @itsyagirlmay
      @itsyagirlmay 2 роки тому +23

      Hey now don't give their offspring ideas pls😭😭😭

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 2 роки тому

      probably true, it would explain how the little fucks can get literally anywhere in no time regardless of the distance and lack of reason for them to naturally walk there..

    • @icetheirken
      @icetheirken Рік тому +9

      She was the beginning step in a new branch of evolution. Soon they all will fly.

  • @chiokeholder4530
    @chiokeholder4530 2 роки тому +249

    Does anyone else just re-watch his old videos until a new one drops? It can't only be me lol
    He's just so good!

    • @MersuneLiku
      @MersuneLiku 2 роки тому +4

      yup! made a playlist with every single one of his uploads to listen on loop

    • @donttouchb00uwo82
      @donttouchb00uwo82 2 роки тому +1

      I was in the middle of rewatching a video when this one dropped lol

    • @greenpigeongaming4867
      @greenpigeongaming4867 2 роки тому

      @@MersuneLiku fatherless

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 роки тому +1

      I do that too! His videos are not only educational, but funny and entertaining too. His way of speaking is witty, to the point, but still very funny.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 роки тому +1

      @@greenpigeongaming4867 Some people are motherless too. Not you using "fatherless" as some kind of roast or you just trying to be clever when you're not. Also, I don't care if this is some new trend of "savage" replies, it's stupid and you should feel bad.

  • @garybobst9107
    @garybobst9107 Рік тому +6

    When I was in New Orleans, a black widow 'ballooned' itself out of the sky onto my arm. Didn't know what to do, so I gave a hard blow and the spider went flying away.

  • @mattesyl33
    @mattesyl33 Рік тому +13

    Honestly my favorite person on UA-cam. Doesn't mater how bad a day you're having Casual Geographic WILL brighten your mood. I LOVE NatGeo, but THIS channel makes learning hilariously fun.

  • @2thre3
    @2thre3 2 роки тому +296

    The Pikachu "Jean-Luc" fact is nearly true... Only it was after a certain starship captain and not a random French man as pictured. And further he was 100% actually named Jean-Luc in the original Japanese Manga run at least. And it was never ret-conned as far as I know, just never mentioned again.
    TFW Pokemon stuff you learned as a teen comes into play...

    • @glorygloryholeallelujah
      @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 роки тому +13

      Awww man.
      Now I’m kinda sad that pikachu wasn’t named after Picard. 🤣

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 2 роки тому +9

      Captain Jean-Luc Picachu of the U.S.S. Enterprise
      *Repeat to a tune ad-nauseum*

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 2 роки тому +1

      *............. I'm naming my next Pikachu "Picard" once I buy a new Pokemon game.*

    • @Ilikecatsismychannelname
      @Ilikecatsismychannelname 2 роки тому +1

      Well, one of the original Japanese manga runs. The one penned by Toshihiro Ono specifically who is also the creator of numerous hentai manga series. There are NUMEROUS unrelated series of Pokemon manga. Thank you, Linkara...

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 2 роки тому +1

      Can confirm, have that vey manga still in my bookcase. It was very punny in a good way.
      Edit: you can even see a little Star Trek badge on Pikachu in that frame.

  • @Vixterlk
    @Vixterlk 2 роки тому +668

    I would once again like to thank you for the spider warnings. As someone who wants to learn more about them but is also incredibly arachnophobic, I greatly appreciate that I can simply close my eyes and listen to the facts about them without being traumatised by the actual clips or images of them.

    • @kilssj2250
      @kilssj2250 2 роки тому +16

      yeah cause those facts will do you a ton of good when you can't even look at one long enough to figure out what kind it is or what you'd need to do next... xD

    • @Vixterlk
      @Vixterlk 2 роки тому +51

      @@kilssj2250 I'm not learning the facts with the intent of using them in any kind of practical situation, I simply want to know them to satisfy my own curiosity.

    • @TopAnimeLoverEver
      @TopAnimeLoverEver 2 роки тому +18

      I'm a dumbass I didn't catch the warning. And my mom and I are both dumbasses because everytime we find a spider in the house we're unsure of we research for like an hour, and traumatize ourselves with all the damn pictures. Like we gotta cover the screen to try and peek at the words and then glance the image then NOPE away so fast. Which leaves us with thay heebie jeebie skin feeling for HOURS. Like even rn typing this I keep swiping at my skin since I accidentally looked at the screen while he talked.

    • @snek7030
      @snek7030 2 роки тому +2

      could someone give me the timestamp for the end of the spider bit? i dont wanna risk skimming through

    • @AintThatJustTheWay
      @AintThatJustTheWay 2 роки тому +7

      @@snek7030 End of spider clips: 6:34
      I would probably skip the penguin one too. End of penguin clip: 8:11

  • @Someguywithnoneoftheanswers
    @Someguywithnoneoftheanswers Рік тому +1

    I really enjoy how informative he is as well as uses a sense of humor with a straight face.

  • @GR4VESTV
    @GR4VESTV Рік тому +1

    The way you describe these animals is great dude haha

  • @jakelnordstrom
    @jakelnordstrom 2 роки тому +81

    The marmoset clip you used is of a rescued marmoset that was neglected/abused. It resulted in hair loss and the rear toes are twisted and damaged from likely being kept in an undersized wire cage.

  • @reaperking7748
    @reaperking7748 2 роки тому +2467

    Arachnophobes after learning wolf spiders can survive underwater: At least spiders can't fly.
    Casual Geographic: Did you know some spiders can fly?
    The arachnophobes: Oh dear God they can fly.

    • @kikitaguerita
      @kikitaguerita 2 роки тому +234

      AND don’t forget the jump. Traumatized after one wanted to jump on my face.

    • @lordchickenhawk
      @lordchickenhawk 2 роки тому +154

      Casual mentioned the Aussie spiders that go ballooning in such numbers that their silk looks like snow on the ground when they land. I've seen that happen a few times, it results in millions of the buggers in a relatively concentrated area.
      .
      Bloody drop spiders are actually executing de-orbital insertion maneuver invasion tactics.

    • @markoklisuric1752
      @markoklisuric1752 2 роки тому +69

      I mean I already hated those spawns of Satan, what's next? Spitting venom?

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 2 роки тому +107

      @@markoklisuric1752 The spitting spider can.

    • @wwtgttfsowmm
      @wwtgttfsowmm 2 роки тому +64

      @@kikitaguerita I'm so sorry for your loss, are you commenting in heaven?

  • @tiggercampbell6198
    @tiggercampbell6198 Рік тому +1

    I watched 2 14 second commercials for this guy..his videos are worth it..remember that he doesn't get paid unless you watch the full commercials

  • @sharonsavage6679
    @sharonsavage6679 2 роки тому +2

    I think your WONDERFUL! I'm SO tickled when I see that you have posted a New Video, I start clapping and getting right into it. Thank you and PLEASE continue to do your thing on reporting on those weird but Factual Stories. I LOVE them SO Much!

  • @wordguystudios4.070
    @wordguystudios4.070 2 роки тому +502

    Every time I walked to school back in Japan, there was this path that had hundreds of banana spiders, (dunno if that's the name of them, but that's what I called them) , spinning their webs and making it hard, (and creepy), to go through.

    • @chadzard4
      @chadzard4 2 роки тому +16

      Bro wtf?

    • @wordguystudios4.070
      @wordguystudios4.070 2 роки тому +47

      @@chadzard4 it's japan

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 2 роки тому +27

      @@wordguystudios4.070 I couldn't imagine having to deal with that if you suffered from arachnophobia! 🥺🕸🕷

    • @wordguystudios4.070
      @wordguystudios4.070 2 роки тому +60

      @@Fluoride_Jones it's what gave me arachnophobia

    • @jewel1200
      @jewel1200 2 роки тому +3

      That is insane!

  • @anamazing2297
    @anamazing2297 2 роки тому +111

    Thank you for ending on a cute note. It _almost_ got me to forget about all the disturbing facts before it.

  • @Topdoggie7
    @Topdoggie7 Рік тому

    Happy to see somebody else address the squirrel design for Pikachu, a lot of people are ignorant about it.

  • @mr.perfect1er933
    @mr.perfect1er933 Рік тому +1

    I truly enjoy your amazing work!
    Godspeed and Blessings

  • @corvuscorax7451
    @corvuscorax7451 2 роки тому +32

    Shout-out to the person who spent 87 days commenting about tentacle moths. Your hard work paid off! Now we all get to enjoy the benefits of some cool animal facts/nightmare fuel.

  • @jag-pi5iv
    @jag-pi5iv 2 роки тому +104

    It hits especially hard when he talks about those ballooning spiders. Mainly because here in Australia, I've seen those bastards myself flying around, and they've just smacked right into my face multiple times.

    • @Spikebhaal
      @Spikebhaal 2 роки тому +27

      Oh god that would be my worst nighmare...

    • @CedricBassman
      @CedricBassman Рік тому

      At this point, and with all due respect, we should just Nuke Australia and be done with it.

    • @missveronica8393
      @missveronica8393 Рік тому +8

      I've walked into enough spider webs, but I haven't had that happen. I would absolutely start screaming, not even kidding, I would be hysterical. I used to live in a very old farm house northern NSW, I had picked up the mop and was wringing it into the bucket, when I felt something tickle my fingers, and because I was leaning in to wring the mop, I thought it was my hair brushing my fingers. Pull back and see that there is a hoary great bloody funnel web sitting on top of the mop, almost on my hand. Hysteria followed.
      It turned up again a few days later, my brother caught it in a jar and let it out in the lounge room, where my mum and little sister proceeded to freak out, so my dad stepped in, literally, and cancelled its subscription to life. Thank goodness.

    • @cinder1667
      @cinder1667 Рік тому +1

      @@missveronica8393 Lmao they don’t wanna hurt you 😢

  • @approachingetterath9959
    @approachingetterath9959 2 роки тому +28

    i think the way the adelie penguins were handled shows one important thing: humans talk about rape and murder and depravity of other humans, but we're so obsessed with this perfect, peaceful image of a nature full of regular survival and beauty free of depravity that we don't want to hear about the fucked up parts. which is dumb. nature if beautiful and amazing, but we can't just go around picking and choosing to only learn about and believe in the nice things.

  • @beeshark222
    @beeshark222 Рік тому +1

    I appreciate that he said 'the wrong side of wattpad' instead of 'wattpad' because a bunch of people don’t actually do that on wattpad, it’s just a few

  • @dreavesthemalkavianphsycia8933
    @dreavesthemalkavianphsycia8933 2 роки тому +884

    "Or you know you could just have kids" = Congrats on one of the truest statements ever. Love the videos. Keep up the good work and colorful turn of phrase. You have an entertaining way of rending nurture right out of everyones view of nature and I'm for it.

    • @erismana2105
      @erismana2105 2 роки тому +9

      Kids are not as cute

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 2 роки тому +9

      @@erismana2105 But they can offset your tax return...

    • @Svensk7119
      @Svensk7119 2 роки тому

      @@erismana2105 They are when they're yours... most of the time.

    • @adamwest8711
      @adamwest8711 2 роки тому

      Killed monkeys. Let’s see if UA-cam deletes the comment.

    • @stefaniekasal8620
      @stefaniekasal8620 Рік тому +5

      The one pro of maybe getting more tax money back in nothing in comparison with all of the time, money, patience, and sanity it takes to raise a kid

  • @jointhearumanati8574
    @jointhearumanati8574 2 роки тому +43

    I find the Phantom Jellyfish incredibly beautiful like ribbons it's basically a goth jellyfish and I'm here for it

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 2 роки тому +6

      Every time I look at it I think “king of shadows” or something to that effect. It looks both ominous and regal.

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 2 роки тому +5

      It looks like an optional boss in a water themed RPG, that pulls up with no cutscene, no music and a plethora of one shot attacks and floats away after you beat it.

    • @despairwolf
      @despairwolf 2 роки тому +2

      @@chilomine839 I'm just thinking of Uumuu in Hollow Knight lol

  • @Bluesman1-6560
    @Bluesman1-6560 Рік тому

    Simply love your research and the tone you tell it in.

  • @brendaschouten-beckett6448
    @brendaschouten-beckett6448 Рік тому +3

    Laughing so hard I can barely type this. This man is absolutely hilarious while delivering some real science. What a great teacher. I'm a new subscriber watching from The Netherlands.

  • @malkavianfreak
    @malkavianfreak 2 роки тому +100

    "Spiders can fly."
    Yes. I am Australian. I once went to a haunted house to stay the night. There were flying Orb spiders, EVERYWHERE. Outside, raining spiders. Inside, possibly haunted.

    • @hyenaedits3460
      @hyenaedits3460 2 роки тому +31

      I'd rather deal with the ghosts tbh

    • @drunkenthoughts6072
      @drunkenthoughts6072 2 роки тому +23

      Raining spiders. Fuck me can Australia not be normal and just have it rain water or something? Next youre gonna tell me your autumn involve the trees shedding venomous homing lizards or something.

    • @slaughterinthespotlight1669
      @slaughterinthespotlight1669 2 роки тому +9

      @@drunkenthoughts6072 god: ferb i know what we're gonna do today

    • @antgarc7321
      @antgarc7321 Рік тому

      What color is you bugatti

    • @cinder1667
      @cinder1667 Рік тому

      @@antgarc7321 Buga-eee

  • @Brokenrain223
    @Brokenrain223 2 роки тому +326

    "But luckily they're only found in remote parts of the world like the East Coast of the United States."
    Me: cocks shotgun

    • @cooltravis6945
      @cooltravis6945 2 роки тому +9

      Literally

    • @iamatoaster2693
      @iamatoaster2693 2 роки тому +12

      Nope, nope nope. Time to move to Alaska.

    • @CreatureOutOfTime
      @CreatureOutOfTime 2 роки тому +9

      As person who lives in Western New York with only slightly better roads than in Ukraine, yes, East Coast is very fucking remote

    • @Brokenrain223
      @Brokenrain223 2 роки тому +10

      @@CreatureOutOfTime oh I know, I'm out here too 🤣 it was more referring to my horror at learning this monstrosity is native to my surrounding area.

    • @xanderunderwoods3363
      @xanderunderwoods3363 2 роки тому +6

      @@iamatoaster2693 As an Alaskan I can assure you we have a lot of wildlife that can end your life subscription lol.

  • @Hava_Hadi
    @Hava_Hadi Рік тому

    I am absolutely hooked!! Watching it on binge!🎉

  • @michaelmcandrew9350
    @michaelmcandrew9350 Рік тому +1

    These videos are so interesting, ive been watching them all over the last few days.

  • @thenamesniva5193
    @thenamesniva5193 2 роки тому +301

    Every time I see CG upload I think “it can’t be that bad right?” Then the first image/video gets shown and I get proved wrong every time, thanks for providing all of us with nightmares!

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 роки тому

      That moth's tentacles look like demon horns

    • @VigilTheProtogen
      @VigilTheProtogen 2 роки тому +1

      There's no way you're that same account from ivycomb

    • @thegamingraven1691
      @thegamingraven1691 2 роки тому +1

      Isn't the planet we live on just wonderful?

    • @thenamesniva5193
      @thenamesniva5193 2 роки тому

      @@VigilTheProtogen Well, I got news… I’m the same account from Ivycomb, if you are referring to The name’s Connor

  • @kayleighbrown459
    @kayleighbrown459 2 роки тому +470

    "Florida has a severe monkeys with harpies problem"
    Have any combination of words ever fit together this beautifully before?

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 2 роки тому +49

      Herpes, Harpies would be crazy.

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 2 роки тому +38

      @@ANTSEMUT1
      And yet...wouldn't be surprised.

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 2 роки тому +36

      @@kayleighbrown459 you know what I wouldn't be surprised if Florida had a portal to some Crazy alternate universe.

    • @breadeats
      @breadeats 2 роки тому +13

      and i though he was talking about ppl in florida, not actual animals.

    • @dashar.6070
      @dashar.6070 2 роки тому +7

      @@ANTSEMUT1 it does trust me

  • @tjthegreat5727
    @tjthegreat5727 Рік тому

    Hey bro….keep the content coming! I read the comments and I literally seen every compliment I could think to give you…. All there left to say is “Thank you”

  • @castironpan7967
    @castironpan7967 2 роки тому +200

    "Did you know some spiders could fly?"
    Me, who saw Charlotte's web: Yes in fact I did, thank you for reminding me of that NOT AT ALL DISTURBING fact :)

    • @emilatik8581
      @emilatik8581 2 роки тому +3

      And,like Spideman as well,well extremely close to be so,though..lol..🙄😅😬🙃😉👍✌

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 2 роки тому +13

      Unpopular opinion: I always thought spider ballooning was kind of cute rather than creepy.
      They float around on their own little parachutes!

    • @notbuccaneers8727
      @notbuccaneers8727 2 роки тому

      jgf

    • @vunknownvictory
      @vunknownvictory 2 роки тому

      Relatable

  • @andrewconnacher3606
    @andrewconnacher3606 2 роки тому +257

    Your videos have actually given me the push to major in Zoology and veterinary science so I can work with animals for a living. This is probably the opposite of what was intended from your “Facts zookeepers don’t tell you” video lol. Also love that you used the Dont Starve soundtrack.

    • @skurdibbles7913
      @skurdibbles7913 2 роки тому +14

      Livestock vets make freaking bank

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 2 роки тому +15

      Ironically, I'm watching these videos to compensate for how little we learn in my vet school. To be fair though, I do live in a third world country where a veterinary medicine professor will unrionically tell you to feed dogs chocolate as a treat, so... yeah...

  • @lilhedgehog8576
    @lilhedgehog8576 Рік тому

    I’ve been binge watching the videos on this channel for the past three days.

  • @liteversion
    @liteversion 2 роки тому

    your choice of words is the main reason i enjoy these videos. especially the way you describe death

  • @SP-qs4yh
    @SP-qs4yh 2 роки тому +484

    I’ve watched every single video of this guy and I’ll watch them again. Not only are they true and interesting facts but his personality is what makes the videos even better. Keep doing what you’re doing man, and I hope to see even more in the future. 👍

    • @Grintock
      @Grintock 2 роки тому

      Not everything he says is true tho. Like many entertainers, he sometimes has a bias towards saying things that might be entertaining but aren't factually accurate.

    • @SP-qs4yh
      @SP-qs4yh 2 роки тому +2

      @@Grintock But most of it is, even if it it’s true entirely factually true then it is never far from the actual truth.

    • @Grintock
      @Grintock 2 роки тому

      @@SP-qs4yh His entire video on pandas is a misinformed Internet circlejerk.

    • @lauriepoune
      @lauriepoune 2 роки тому

      @@Grintock Everyone makes mistakes , even when you teach people / an audience , it's bad for sure after all , no one want to learn lies but if he corrected his mistakes it's fine .

  • @js66613
    @js66613 2 роки тому +286

    "... basically the same but only one of them gives you tax breaks." That's accurate.
    Without the tentacles the moths actually look kinda' cute... but then the tentacles come out and it looks like a furry had a kinky fantasy involving moths.
    "... the wrong side of Wattpad." And that's how you know this man's cultured. But, anyone whose been on Wattpad for long enough will tell you that actually, it gets weirder than that.
    Dang, where do you even come up with these comparisons? XD
    Anyway, I'm here for my regular dose of serotonin and as always, you do not disappoint.
    Just when I thought spiders couldn't get creepier, science proves me wrong.
    Fuck... I just realised why that wolf spider bit ended so abruptly.... wolf spiders... live practically everywhere! (Except antarctica and "polar regions", but being arthropods that's not exactly surprising...)
    Oh, do you know about the pelican spiders? You might have made a video on them before, but I can't remember. Anyway, they are heckin' weird.
    Really? Was that confirmed? Because they don't actually look much like Adeli penguins - they don't look like any penguin species and that's a GOOD thing, because I don't want to associate my favourite four penguins with Adeli penguins, any more than I want to acknowledge that Scrooge McDuck is still a duck...
    Pfffft. Healing buff.
    Imagine if that reset sound did play every time an opossum when unconscious though...
    Shhh... Seals are the lyrebirds of marine and amphibious mammals.

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 2 роки тому +14

      Unfortunately kids are still too expensive for many to afford taxes breaks or not.

    • @js66613
      @js66613 2 роки тому +5

      @@dylanhaugen3739 I'm inclined to agree.

    • @technovelo
      @technovelo 2 роки тому +16

      I knew he was a man of culture when he started to say hentai instead of tentacle - nice high-speed recovery on that one. XD

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 2 роки тому +5

      @@dylanhaugen3739 Depends on how well you can budget. Mom raised four while bobbing around the poverty line. We never wanted for necessities and we had all the attention we needed. No fancy toys or vacations, just a caring family.

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 2 роки тому +1

      Wait there's a wolf spider bit
      Oh no

  • @nickyphenix4146
    @nickyphenix4146 2 роки тому

    This is hands down the best UA-cam channel of all time ❤️❤️

  • @janetdibernardo9471
    @janetdibernardo9471 Рік тому

    I literally cant stop watchin your vids,man.

  • @khoderergin9816
    @khoderergin9816 2 роки тому +40

    „An empty seat at your families reunion“
    This guys Quotes are legendary 😂

  • @randorookie8587
    @randorookie8587 2 роки тому +36

    I swear this channel is just the embodiment of “SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK”

    • @kaze0fox
      @kaze0fox 2 роки тому

      Sanity in this channel? Nah we don't do that here.

  • @demirosaastrix7784
    @demirosaastrix7784 Рік тому

    Awe the seal singing is absolutely wonderful. 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

  • @mrsteiner5290
    @mrsteiner5290 Рік тому

    Really enjoy this guy's channel ,he does a wonderful job .

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 2 роки тому +60

    The Legend has returneth and blessed our day with a great nature upload!

  • @danielbickford3458
    @danielbickford3458 2 роки тому +25

    Another fun spider fact is that in times of Plenty some spiders will effectively become communal creatures and instead of having a bunch of individual webs, they will make one super web. The trees in the region end up looking like cotton candy.

  • @J43RH
    @J43RH 2 роки тому

    This guy always makes my day

  • @mandaworth
    @mandaworth Рік тому +1

    i appreciate that you give warnings for certain phobias. so respectful ! i love these videos they are blowing my mind!

  • @chrisaustin1253
    @chrisaustin1253 2 роки тому +7

    I bet that Phantom Jellyfish is the inspiration for Jellicent.

  • @mamapetillo8675
    @mamapetillo8675 2 роки тому +125

    Always good. Always informative. Always, also, irreverent.
    He slowed down his delivery a while ago. I kinda miss the rapid-fire past posts, but this is obviously easier for everyone to follow, and I think everyone ought to be able to hear his words…they’re well worthwhile.

  • @juliaelrod2154
    @juliaelrod2154 2 роки тому

    I just love your channel. Always funny. 😄 Thank you.

  • @Notacat420
    @Notacat420 7 місяців тому

    That's incredible! I never heard of an organism switching metabolism from anaerobic to aerobic ! Made my day

  • @RushGarcia
    @RushGarcia 2 роки тому +224

    Waiting for the day you and Zefrank do a special on the hippo.

    • @lightningcasino9761
      @lightningcasino9761 2 роки тому +11

      The backwards hippo facts

    • @notbuccaneers8727
      @notbuccaneers8727 2 роки тому

      Do a special on Free masons and the cult that worships Lucifer that is in it. Do a special that shows how world leaders, CEOs, politicians, celebrities, high ranking military, directors of 3 letter agencies, might all be in this cult, secretly together, and everything they do n see, its a staged plan, and has been for the last 2000+ years.
      They stay in power because of the blood rituals and sacrafices they make to Lucifer... Thats how they have stayed in power this long.
      Its because its a none human entity, putting them in power, all this time...
      Using other worldly means, to do it
      Thats why Jesus did, what he did for our sins. He was mounted on that cross n died for em. What Jesus did, on a spiritual level, is a "Uno reverse card" to all the Blood rituals Mankind has done for Satan, essentially.

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 2 роки тому +5

      +Rush Garcia
      Thank you! I had never heard of him, but I just subscribed to his channel and will be watching some of his videos on this rainy Minnesota day! 😊

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Рік тому

      A collab with Zefrank would be awesome 😊!

  • @empressofkingfishers8656
    @empressofkingfishers8656 2 роки тому +131

    1:14 a while back I was asking why moths in video games had such a rough life. Someone responds with a rant against mothkind, so I inquire what moths had done to them.
    They respond with "look up the tentacle moth."
    I scoffed, thinking "oh please. It can't be that horrific."
    It... it was.

    • @Kai_The_Kai
      @Kai_The_Kai Рік тому +1

      Ooof

    • @paulmann8570
      @paulmann8570 Рік тому +5

      Radiance is displeased.

    • @AJStewart27
      @AJStewart27 Рік тому +4

      ​@@paulmann8570 We're lucky the moths we know don't fire spikes and heat rays at us when they're pissed off. Imagine trying to give facts about that. 😱

    • @justanaveragebuzzsaw
      @justanaveragebuzzsaw Рік тому

      Tentacle moth reminds me of Mothron

  • @shayj411
    @shayj411 Рік тому

    Educational and funny as fyck. My favorite content creator.

  • @astraeanova4280
    @astraeanova4280 2 роки тому

    Your channel is brill, I've liked it so much I ordered your book and subbed

  • @silver-streamblaze7009
    @silver-streamblaze7009 2 роки тому +175

    Well, let's see how many phobias I have gained from this man. The fear of the ocean and the fear of spiders... ever growing 😑

  • @Cri_Jackal
    @Cri_Jackal 2 роки тому +129

    Seals seem like they're pretty likely to become the next sapient species on Earth after humans, besides other primates, the ability to recognize vocal patterns and modify your own vocals in response is an abvious first step towards the ability to speak, and their flippers, unlike the fins of dolphins, could easily be modifed into something that coud grasp objects.

    • @trollverse171
      @trollverse171 2 роки тому +15

      I fucking love seals

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 2 роки тому +44

      Crows and other corvids are already able to use their claws and beaks to make and use tools. And they have the intelligence to make and use them, plus (I think?) the ability to teach others. Literally all they need is a little more dexterity and maybe better communication skills, and they're set

    • @curiousKuro16
      @curiousKuro16 2 роки тому +1

      Parrots and dolphins are also at a similar level. If we absolutely ruin our chances there could be multiple sapient races on this planet in the future.

    • @ello_verity7667
      @ello_verity7667 2 роки тому +5

      The mermaids are coming 😂

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 2 роки тому +4

      @@raerohan4241 My dad would love that! Crows are his favorite animals, and he even had one as a PET when he was a kid!

  • @undergravitydownforce714
    @undergravitydownforce714 2 роки тому +1

    that dst soundtrack 👌
    also the lil wooo from the seall
    😄 my heart

  • @normanwierdle6749
    @normanwierdle6749 Рік тому

    So glad I keep finding new vidz 🤩

  • @monad5140
    @monad5140 2 роки тому +45

    No idea if you'll see this, but you are one of my favorite people on UA-cam. No clickbait, crazy facts, great footage, and some of the funniest sentences uttered on the platform. Respect to you.

  • @morielrorschach8090
    @morielrorschach8090 2 роки тому +79

    Thanks for the 'possum bit. Amazing creatures. But yeah, they've been around, essentially unchanged since the T-Rex and their sole survival tactic is "having a panic attack, passing out, and hoping things will find them too pathetic to eat."
    Their anxiety also makes them great cuddlers. When they feel safe, they'll do something called "slubbing." Where they just absolutely cuddle the crap out of something... Yes, they're marking "this is mine" with scent glands behind their ears," but at least they don't hump stuff like dogs. They're also hypoallergenic. I'm not the only person who's allergic of "essentially everything else with fur/hair" that can cuddle a 'possum all day with no allergies.
    And they got li'l star feets. And look up videos of them yawning... it's the stuff of adorable nightmares.

    • @AryFemMtF
      @AryFemMtF Рік тому +1

      'possums are just adorable, would love to pet one

    • @morielrorschach8090
      @morielrorschach8090 Рік тому +9

      ​@@AryFemMtF They're pretty fluffy. But the most endearing part is when one trusts you, and they cuddle you back because the entire world is terrifying, but "you're my safe thing!" ... just absolutely melts your heart.
      Unlike cats that will tolerate being pet for a while, then snap at you "BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED I WAS DONE A MOMENT AGO! BE GONE, PEASANT!"

  • @anomaly7923
    @anomaly7923 Рік тому +1

    Ohhh boy. A nightmare of mine now confirmed. I had a nightmare when I was younger that was exactly that. Raining down spiders from the sky. Not enough drugs to keep me calm about this.

  • @elaineriley7740
    @elaineriley7740 Рік тому

    I love this guy - ❤ He is so good for my depression

  • @stingerjohnny9951
    @stingerjohnny9951 2 роки тому +140

    I loved these weird ass animal videos, and your delivery just gets better.
    Also, I never knew that there was a species of monkey with claws.

    • @wr8ththaking
      @wr8ththaking 2 роки тому

      All monkeys have claws i think

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 роки тому +1

      @@wr8ththaking Claws are just specialized nails with higher slash damage. So assuming a primate has this awareness and invents tools to sharpen their natural keratin knives, yeah basically. Beware monkeys with nail clippers/filers.

    • @greenpigeongaming4867
      @greenpigeongaming4867 2 роки тому

      wow the 2 bots

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 2 роки тому

      @@greenpigeongaming4867 do I win a prize?

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 2 роки тому

      @@wr8ththaking nope, most have nails like apes.

  • @equarg
    @equarg 2 роки тому +132

    Because of this guy, I now use the term,
    “They will gladly co-sign your obituary” and “Turn you into the past tense” when describing an animal that can be lethal to humans.
    Or sometimes dangerous objects.
    Like how the Russians freaking dug trenches in the Red Forest of Chernobyl. Those guys are gonna become “Past Tense” really slowly and painfully😳😓.

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 2 роки тому +10

      +equarg
      How about, "remove you from the census?" 😁

  • @minnesotarascal7453
    @minnesotarascal7453 Рік тому

    The "woo" at the end was the cutest f***in' thing... I love this channel. :)

  • @decalla10
    @decalla10 Рік тому

    Thank you so much for the spider warning!!!!

  • @orphanobliterator9373
    @orphanobliterator9373 2 роки тому +25

    Ugh, these facts are quickly becoming my go-to conversation starter and I'm sure all of you can see why that might be a bad thing.

  • @thatoneperson7644
    @thatoneperson7644 2 роки тому +41

    I'm so happy you covered the giant phantom jellyfish! The ocean is terrifying yet beautiful and this is a prime example of it!

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 2 роки тому +1

      Those jellyfish were the inspiration for the Pokemon called Frillish and Jellicent, from Generation 5. The region they're originally from is based on the U.S. (specifically New York), but the best part is their assigned typing: Water and Ghost, a direct reference to phantom jellyfish.

  • @rebekadoczi2136
    @rebekadoczi2136 2 роки тому +1

    2:00 "from the wrong side of Wattypad."
    *Man, you've responded to so many nightmares so well.* 👏 👍👏👍

  • @toadkiller4475
    @toadkiller4475 Рік тому

    Awesome channel I just found and subbed. Love your passion.

  • @kinjorex101
    @kinjorex101 2 роки тому +40

    Never thought I'd be more disturbed learning about penguins than learning about spiders, but like the title says...

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas 2 роки тому +11

      Geez those penguins are a whole level beyond barbarians

    • @ivanelias3916
      @ivanelias3916 2 роки тому +4

      Dolphins are just like the penguins 😐
      I don't really understand what Mother Nature was thinking when she created those two animals😓

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 2 роки тому +3

      "Morality is relative."
      - Mother Nature, shortly before creating those penguins.

    • @isamuddin1
      @isamuddin1 2 роки тому

      Pedophilia, necrophilia, paraphilia, Agalmatophilia.....they need eat alot of mint to reduce that hormone...

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 2 роки тому

      @@ivanelias3916 Any trait that leads to better reproductive success has a good chance of spreading throughout the population. In some species, like these penguins or in ducks, the trait that leads to better reproductive success is extremely r@pey behaviour. Unfortunately.