Ruining both simple and complex tracks in Mario Kart Wii (30x bigger)

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @maz_tv
    @maz_tv 5 років тому +510

    “I think you’ll get the gist of it from the thumbnail”
    I don’t understand anything happening in the thumbnail, Mayro.

  • @elijahdage5523
    @elijahdage5523 5 років тому +230

    Child: * is 46 meters tall *
    Dr. Mayro: "yes that's very healthy"

  • @felpato638
    @felpato638 5 років тому +200

    Today's tracks:
    Daisy Rollercoaster
    Koopa Cave
    Maple Trials
    Grumble Mountain
    DS Desert Hills (it's already good)
    GBA Bowser Tower 3
    N64 DK's Jungle Climb
    GCN Mario Celeste

  • @wkey4dub
    @wkey4dub 5 років тому +151

    “This is a very cave. One of the most cave I’ve seen in my life”

  • @TASSnoop
    @TASSnoop 5 років тому +16

    Koopa Cape is one of the very few tracks that does not start on a flat surface, which is most likely what led to you falling before the race started

  • @joey504
    @joey504 5 років тому +12

    “Bet you didn’t even notice there was a slope there” should be the name of this trilogy

  • @VictorSilva-lj4wy
    @VictorSilva-lj4wy 5 років тому +211

    When one of the only 2 flat tracks in the game just won't load

    • @BunnyBoing
      @BunnyBoing 5 років тому +9

      Víctor Silva It has that ramp and the bumps.

    • @LuigiStory4740
      @LuigiStory4740 5 років тому +6

      @@BunnyBoing In comparison to for example DK Summit, Koopa Cape or Maple Treeway, that track is really flat

    • @ethanmand879
      @ethanmand879 5 років тому +7

      It must’ve been the thwomps, I can imagine it was anything else

    • @t-serieshater187
      @t-serieshater187 4 роки тому +3

      You mean 3 tracks? GCN sherbet land (i think it’s called) Bowsers castle 3 And the mario curciut that is shaped like a K. (Sorry for not knowing the names i haven’t played this game in a long time.

    • @VictorSilva-lj4wy
      @VictorSilva-lj4wy 4 роки тому +3

      @@t-serieshater187 Actually, the cave in N64 Sherbet Land (I suppose you refer to that one) is not flat, but rather slightly concave, if you could call it like that

  • @topazpikmin9810
    @topazpikmin9810 5 років тому +12

    This series has been the perfect mix of horrific beauty, and I love it.
    Here's hoping Rainbow Road will be as awful as anticipated!

  • @dotmp3883
    @dotmp3883 5 років тому +69

    I never noticed how disgustingly long toads arms are in mario kart wii

    • @patmillman7255
      @patmillman7255 4 роки тому +3

      Screw you, so bloody much.

    • @dotmp3883
      @dotmp3883 4 роки тому +4

      Pat Millman welcome to the post-awareness-of-toads-arms world

    • @patmillman7255
      @patmillman7255 4 роки тому +3

      @@dotmp3883 I don't want to live in this world, not anymore!

    • @magukkun_lol
      @magukkun_lol 4 роки тому +1

      oh shit... i don't feel like living in this world anymore, too.
      it also cost you 0$ not to say that

  • @G-Force7
    @G-Force7 5 років тому +26

    iirc from the custom track wiki, thwomps need solid ground underneath them in order for the track to load, so that might be what's causing issues with bc3

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  5 років тому +13

      Ooooh that's interesting. Thank you

  • @fionaoconnell565
    @fionaoconnell565 5 років тому +16

    Mayro after making everything 30x bigger 2019 ''Why are the bumps so big?''

  • @SvenniTayivek
    @SvenniTayivek 5 років тому +8

    Me: Mom, can I have Mario Kart 8?
    Mom: We have Mario Kart 8 at home.
    Mario Kart 8 at home:

  • @charKT-7461
    @charKT-7461 5 років тому +29

    “Twirlface-Toad isn’t real. He can’t hurt you!”
    Twirlface-Toad:

  • @icicle3691
    @icicle3691 5 років тому +74

    0:21 My school computer when trying to open Chrome
    2:45 Trying to open Minecraft
    6:36 Downloading fake Optifine zoom
    7:51 Opening 36 Trojan viruses that came with fake Optifine

  • @PR0WN3D
    @PR0WN3D 5 років тому +105

    Mayro, I have an idea. How about you do Mario kart Wii but the tracks are extended x0 so they are all flat

    • @MiMimUta
      @MiMimUta 5 років тому +8

      My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't he think that?

    • @PR0WN3D
      @PR0WN3D 5 років тому +3

      Der Stock so the width and length x30? That would probably take a long time just to beat one track.

    • @PR0WN3D
      @PR0WN3D 5 років тому +1

      Der Stock yeah x is width, y is height, and z is length so the track would be x30 larger

    • @ShitpostJay
      @ShitpostJay 5 років тому +2

      @@PR0WN3D how bout x 100 y 100 z 100.

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 5 років тому +2

      Cautionus Xtras nope that is too large

  • @theivoryguy2476
    @theivoryguy2476 5 років тому +57

    No one:
    Mayro making thumbnails:

  • @francescobotta9966
    @francescobotta9966 5 років тому +11

    when it's 01:01 and you're about to sleep but then mayro posts a new video and you know you'll sleep at 01:26

  • @jonandrews9823
    @jonandrews9823 5 років тому +39

    Mayro: look at the thumbnail
    Toad in the thumbnail: 🗿

    • @maplechandelure
      @maplechandelure 5 років тому +1

      🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @spookable3873
    @spookable3873 5 років тому +6

    How can this man sound so amazed yet so dead inside

  • @viewera
    @viewera 5 років тому +6

    More, more, more
    I need more of these videos, this is too awesome

  • @leebydeeby
    @leebydeeby 5 років тому +12

    Glad to see everything is looking H E A L T H Y

  • @giovanni_m
    @giovanni_m 5 років тому +25

    Mario kart wii but everyone *has seen better days*

  • @Matt_From_2006_Game_Wii_Sports
    @Matt_From_2006_Game_Wii_Sports 5 років тому +7

    Mayro: watches baby fall off bridge
    also Mayro: idk what happened to baby peach but ok

  • @gugfitufi4862
    @gugfitufi4862 5 років тому +8

    The background music makes me feel like I'm watching a bad tutorial

  • @MintyCodes
    @MintyCodes 5 років тому +3

    the music made it feel like a 2012 club penguin video and i feel like that fits perfectly with this theme

  • @eratinuwu1952
    @eratinuwu1952 5 років тому +18

    "I recognize this part."

  • @potato44_
    @potato44_ 5 років тому +6

    Next episode should be called 'literally impossible road and many more adventures

  • @gamerdogthedog
    @gamerdogthedog 5 років тому +8

    Yesss! Love this series! I know when I see this in my subscription box that I am in for a goooooood time!

  • @1256936
    @1256936 5 років тому +12

    Mayro, would it be possible to multiply the height by -1? So all elevation is inverted? It would make a lot of courses impossible, but probably not all of them.

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  5 років тому +8

      I think it could work! It worked on a few SM3DW models a while back so it might work here too.

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 5 років тому +4

      Try 0, Mayro. It will make everything flat.

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 5 років тому

      Andy Chen or nonexistent

  • @pessimisticpianist582
    @pessimisticpianist582 5 років тому +14

    I fear no man, but that Thumbnail....
    *It scares me*

  • @louiepikmin3184
    @louiepikmin3184 5 років тому +5

    This is pure chaos and I love it

  • @azurethecobalt
    @azurethecobalt 5 років тому +6

    Y’all think that Mario Kart Tour will take this as an idea for a mini mode

  • @colebridges4839
    @colebridges4839 4 роки тому +2

    When Toad is twerking like crazy during Grumble

  • @RockyMarsh09
    @RockyMarsh09 5 років тому +8

    mario kart wii: fever dream edition

  • @mago474
    @mago474 5 років тому +14

    Daisy circuit: "I-I'm not flat, baka!"

  • @kamielvogel6941
    @kamielvogel6941 5 років тому +3

    "Okay we landed. And now we unlanded"
    -Mayro 2019

  • @BandannaWonder
    @BandannaWonder 5 років тому +8

    Mario Kart Wii: Normal
    Mayro: YEah nO HoW AboUt S T R E T C H

  • @TurbopropPuppy
    @TurbopropPuppy 5 років тому +10

    These videos all feel Photoshopped
    Every frame a painting, more like every frame a shitpost

  • @KozakuraRabbit
    @KozakuraRabbit 5 років тому +18

    Daisy Hills
    Koopa Mountain
    Maple Tower
    Volcano Manege 2k19
    DS Desert Hills (Emphasis on Hills)
    N64 DK Mountain (Wait, isn’t that a GCN Track?)
    GCN Mario Motocross
    Wario’s WAAAAAAAAAAAA Mine v2

  • @ferrysolomon19
    @ferrysolomon19 4 роки тому +2

    0:22 : trim town
    2:49 : cursed rainforest
    7:07 : tree raceway
    12:52 : lavafall circuit
    16:27 : degree desert
    18:49 : edgy spinner
    20:55 : digging tunnel
    22:14 : train mine
    For mario kart 9

  • @diegogomez8218
    @diegogomez8218 5 років тому +5

    Anyone else getting incredibly anxious looking at the Koopa Cape slopes?

  • @ninjaneb1
    @ninjaneb1 5 років тому +4

    This should just be called "Mario Kart: The Thousand Year Slope"

  • @bakoj2314
    @bakoj2314 5 років тому +21

    The tracks look like they have black holes slowly eating them

    • @3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7
      @3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7 5 років тому +3

      That's the drawing distance limiting the view of the map because it's stretched so far it exceeds the rendering limit

  • @chamtheman551
    @chamtheman551 5 років тому +9

    1:37
    When you get rid of a bullet blaster by triggering the P-Switch to turn deadly coin in brick block

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 5 років тому +1

      Cham the Man what?

    • @chamtheman551
      @chamtheman551 5 років тому +1

      @@Jzombi301 if you are familiar with Super Mario Maker you'd probably know that if there's a coin behind a bullet bill blaster, and a P-switch is triggered, then the bullet bill blaster will mimic the movement of those cones from 1:37

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 5 років тому +1

      Cham the Man ok i never played that game

  • @DonutDelivery
    @DonutDelivery 5 років тому +8

    Hey look, it’s Grumble Fallcano

  • @dragicmagic9870
    @dragicmagic9870 5 років тому +2

    1:53 iv never seem some so beautiful in the life

  • @everythingthrice
    @everythingthrice 5 років тому +1

    Mayro: *I'm glad there are no pokeys in Mario maker 2*
    Nintendo: *Adds pokeys with the speedrun feature today*

  • @blueclouds315
    @blueclouds315 4 роки тому +1

    You're like the Phoenix SC of Mario Kart Wii and I love it.

  • @danielc.v.
    @danielc.v. 5 років тому +1

    _Realising the monstrosities they've created:_ "Oh dear.. Oh deary me.."
    _Regretting going against the gods:_ *"Oh noo...."*

  • @autopsy4891
    @autopsy4891 5 років тому +25

    more mario kart Wii
    *i have a Wii hole*

    • @chamtheman551
      @chamtheman551 5 років тому +5

      HA!
      I have a Wii hole U

    • @Rysussybaka
      @Rysussybaka 5 років тому +5

      HA!
      I have a Wii hole Mini

    • @chamtheman551
      @chamtheman551 5 років тому +2

      @@Rysussybaka HA!
      I _also_ have a hole Switch
      ;)

  • @ryanramjattan8714
    @ryanramjattan8714 5 років тому +1

    0:29 Mayro has never looked in the mirror

  • @lucaskotsifas6314
    @lucaskotsifas6314 5 років тому +2

    "This one's probably gonna be Hell." Desert Hells

  • @LimeCultivist
    @LimeCultivist 5 років тому +1

    These remind me of the kind of nightmares where you’re in a familiar place but everything seems distorted and stretched, and the rules of physics and perspective don’t seem to apply.

  • @brandonnguyen5605
    @brandonnguyen5605 5 років тому +6

    If the ground is steep imagine how steep the walls are gonna be

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 5 років тому +1

    These levels would make for badass snowboarding courses though.

  • @Grayham4
    @Grayham4 5 років тому

    Fascinating that the way the fire snakes are, it just scales them in three dimensions

  • @thegreendragon9628
    @thegreendragon9628 5 років тому +1

    I love how much you use the word healthy

  • @tespheract
    @tespheract 4 роки тому

    Therapist : "Stretched Mario Kart Wii doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"
    Stretched Mario Kart Wii :

  • @thisisasupersayin376
    @thisisasupersayin376 5 років тому

    "Koopa Cape but it takes 5 minutes to do one lap"
    Also, Mayro at 17:18 "Pogey"
    Current mood: the rope bridge in x30size DK Jungle Parkway

  • @teresanessa8807
    @teresanessa8807 5 років тому +2

    This video legitimately made me feel really dizzy

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss 5 років тому +2

    Now we need 30x scale in all directions

  • @HobbesandCalvinFan
    @HobbesandCalvinFan 5 років тому

    These tracks are the stuff of nightmares, especially Koopa Cape. Most of them looked kinda neat, though, especially Maple Treeway and Grumble Volcano.

  • @backup_hdd
    @backup_hdd 5 років тому

    okay but koopa cape is like the coolest thing i've ever seen

  • @Elektroduck1
    @Elektroduck1 5 років тому +1

    This is hilarious keep doing it please

  • @smolbrendan5978
    @smolbrendan5978 5 років тому

    Oh. Oh no.
    I've literally (yes, literally. Not metaphorically) had nightmares trying to go up a nearly 90 degree hill multiple times.
    Now they've been realized in the form of a Mario Kart Wii mod.

  • @imperatorsael9086
    @imperatorsael9086 5 років тому +1

    I like to think the map is just getting sucked into a black hole

  • @_catzee
    @_catzee 5 років тому

    23:08 *Nearly falling off roller coaster PTSD gets triggered*

  • @Skypatroller_BenCD
    @Skypatroller_BenCD 5 років тому +1

    This is not over

  • @petery6432
    @petery6432 5 років тому +1

    12:34 It's Volcanic Manege 2.0!

  • @Dxrk2019
    @Dxrk2019 5 років тому +1

    Love these transformations there funny.

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 5 років тому

    It's just like grandpa squarepants said. Never try to chase a kart.
    Especially when it's going up at a 90 degree angle.

  • @SedatMusic21
    @SedatMusic21 5 років тому +1

    Amazing! How can I put the files into the console to play?

  • @scrubbingbubbies
    @scrubbingbubbies 5 років тому

    Toad on the quacker is iconic

  • @corythecorgi1695
    @corythecorgi1695 5 років тому +1

    Again, just like last time, I don’t see anything wrong with this. Just normal, everyday gameplay of Mariokart.

  • @kikimuscles3915
    @kikimuscles3915 5 років тому

    Finally, some good fucking custom tracks

  • @mothhunter2337
    @mothhunter2337 4 роки тому

    0:56 mad mike hughes final moments

  • @hedgie9823
    @hedgie9823 5 років тому

    If you do this again could you have a video of playing the course normally or something similar to see the comparison

  • @lio_hoshizora
    @lio_hoshizora 5 років тому +6

    mayro i love u but this video gave me motion sickness

  • @sonicmegaplus6913
    @sonicmegaplus6913 4 роки тому +1

    I can't believe I just watched 25 minutes of pain

  • @richardpaull6526
    @richardpaull6526 5 років тому +1

    Is this what hell looks like?

  • @elioh8254
    @elioh8254 4 роки тому

    that giant black hole above the map is a bit spooky

  • @lemonadesnake
    @lemonadesnake 5 років тому

    Now Luigi, this is why we don't do drugs.

  • @LazyRare
    @LazyRare 4 роки тому

    Great video and thumbnail and title

  • @isaiahmarkthesecond7787
    @isaiahmarkthesecond7787 5 років тому

    Now that we technically have new Mario Kart tracks Nathaniel Bandy has do them backwards!

  • @adminwiggemans2842
    @adminwiggemans2842 4 роки тому

    1:22 its over donkey kong, i have the highground

  • @dietofsteamedhams670
    @dietofsteamedhams670 5 років тому

    Can you do the courses with the other values changed after you finish these

  • @redman7775
    @redman7775 4 роки тому +1

    Every track is 30x taller.
    Nice

  • @Anthcny2
    @Anthcny2 5 років тому

    4:43 I don't know if it's a phobia, but I felt bad at this moment

  • @casuallyacrisis5321
    @casuallyacrisis5321 5 років тому +1

    Koopa Cave better get online play or I'll jump on Spike

  • @antarctican_immagrants6849
    @antarctican_immagrants6849 4 роки тому

    I remember when this video came out, god that felt so long ago

  • @MiMimUta
    @MiMimUta 5 років тому

    These videos are an acrophobiac's nightmare

  • @hundredbug7193
    @hundredbug7193 5 років тому

    these courses are so dangerous, like real nature.

  • @uraccountcrashed8845
    @uraccountcrashed8845 5 років тому +1

    Honestly, I'd prefer if this became the norm for MarioKart

  • @Prudester
    @Prudester 5 років тому +1

    You should try modding in a bullet bill each time you're stuck and lost so you find out the games weird intended paths.

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  5 років тому +2

      Yo that's a great idea, I'll look into that!

  • @rainbobow_8125
    @rainbobow_8125 4 роки тому +1

    Pls where are the rainbow road and the bouncy trampoline on maple treeway

  • @FlamegamerEXT
    @FlamegamerEXT 5 років тому

    How can you hold a shell behind you while drifting?

  • @haydenzhong4341
    @haydenzhong4341 4 роки тому

    Is this what they use to train Mount Everest climbers? This is terrifying!

  • @Trey.04
    @Trey.04 5 років тому +1

    Anyone know how to download these courses? The link in the description brings me to an error message. Someone please help I need something to do for the night.

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  5 років тому

      It shouldn't do. I checked the link and it's fine.

    • @Trey.04
      @Trey.04 5 років тому

      I just think DropBox is not working for anything on my computer for some reason. Do you have any other links?

  • @Iamverykarpy
    @Iamverykarpy 5 років тому +1

    Was just watching the first part

  • @PinkSlimeEntertainment
    @PinkSlimeEntertainment 4 роки тому

    Mario kart 9 is looking great!!