If Videogames Had Impossible Mode (Part 2)

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  • @Bonetrousle
    @Bonetrousle 6 років тому +1295

    “You have a-cancer, I quit”
    10/10 Best Doctor

    • @jonbragg5175
      @jonbragg5175 3 роки тому +23

      It's not like cancer isn't treatable though.

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому +68

      @@jonbragg5175 I don't think doctor Mario can throw pills at the problem and solve it tho

    • @DarylxPain
      @DarylxPain 3 роки тому +4

      I'M DYING. OMG

    • @oofedultra
      @oofedultra 3 роки тому

      @@jonbragg5175 pills won't work

    • @AvikMukherjeeAM
      @AvikMukherjeeAM 3 роки тому +2

      @@oofedultra wrong reply for u

  • @youtubefan1313
    @youtubefan1313 7 років тому +1261

    "AHHHH!! Did you go through the wall?!"
    "Uh, duuhh! We're ghosts."
    *Seems logical and frightening at the same time*

    • @AwesomeGamer-om4hm
      @AwesomeGamer-om4hm 3 роки тому +28

      That segment is literally the Pacman.exe fangame in a nutshell since Pinky in that game can go through walls.
      If we're going by official content by Bandai Namco, that summarizes what ghosts can do in Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures.

    • @samlivermore3644
      @samlivermore3644 2 роки тому +3

      Yep I guess

    • @elarbolero1492
      @elarbolero1492 Рік тому

      Nice I'm the "1k" like :D!!!!

  • @kylek8789
    @kylek8789 5 років тому +2302

    0:12 Dorkly predicted the story of Sonic the Hedgehog Movie!

    • @_Kori
      @_Kori 5 років тому +106

      holy shit

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 4 роки тому +52

      Wow

    • @kawee1
      @kawee1 4 роки тому +33

      I Made A Comment Exactly About That!

    • @kobemarion1137
      @kobemarion1137 4 роки тому +19

      @Aidan SIM [10S1] Don't you mean Paramount?

    • @selami32
      @selami32 3 роки тому +6

      Dorklytradamus

  • @gravity8120
    @gravity8120 8 років тому +7499

    It's actually pretty impressive that the police officer managed to tackle a Hedgehog moving at 203.

    • @Jayroastsplaysrblx
      @Jayroastsplaysrblx 7 років тому +235

      Jonathan Backo like its stupid and howd they jump on sonic like that what are they mario

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 років тому +171

      Actually he wasn't NEARLY that fast though. I don't care WHAT appeared on his radar, maybe there was an airplane off in the distance, you can see on the screen how fast he was running, and it was no faster than an ordinary dolt's running speed. Just make an estimate of how many of his own body lengths he runs in a second, it's not that fast, and consider how much shorter he is than Robotnik so sonic has got to be like 3 or 4 feet tall as well so it's really quite an ordinary pace.

    • @jamieroe9655
      @jamieroe9655 5 років тому +40

      If that was real life it would be impossible for a human to catch a hedgehog on foot

    • @TEXAS2459
      @TEXAS2459 5 років тому +7

      COFFEE N DONUT POWER!!!!

    • @taylorh.3484
      @taylorh.3484 5 років тому +25

      Jonathan Backo They have experience chasing Shadow. (He’s Black - It’s a joke).

  • @cosmicT02
    @cosmicT02 8 років тому +4612

    What man can go from 0 to over 203 miles per hour in a fraction of a second.
    Police guy > Sonic

    • @tigolbitties9739
      @tigolbitties9739 8 років тому +274

      Would probably beat Flash in a death battle.

    • @cosmicT02
      @cosmicT02 8 років тому +39

      Geonel Cruz Exactly, faster XD

    • @mrcowman0966
      @mrcowman0966 8 років тому +60

      203 miles per hour is way less then the speed of light, which the flash runs way faster then.

    • @cosmicT02
      @cosmicT02 8 років тому +31

      Cesar Nungaray ok andddd?

    • @tigolbitties9739
      @tigolbitties9739 8 років тому +39

      Cesar Nungaray It's a joke, bro.

  • @imerrorized3123
    @imerrorized3123 5 років тому +2451

    My fav parts
    “Alright let’s a take care of that virus”
    “You have a cancer I quit”
    “HADOUKEN “
    Oh shi-“

  • @rebeccaliar9873
    @rebeccaliar9873 9 років тому +761

    So now we know why Doctor Mario only lasted one game: he was confronted by the harsh realities of medical crisis, and couldn't take the stress.

    • @rebeccaliar9873
      @rebeccaliar9873 9 років тому +7

      Ben Bridges Oh. I did not know that.

    • @joeylafrond2472
      @joeylafrond2472 9 років тому +6

      Nathanael Unger There is a new one coming out on the 3DS, in fact.

    • @rebeccaliar9873
      @rebeccaliar9873 9 років тому +3

      Belmont Ziimon Oh, cool.

    • @ChimpManZ1264
      @ChimpManZ1264 9 років тому +6

      +crazystairs712 He only gives pills as a doctor he doesn't perform surgery.

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 9 років тому +4

      +Nathanael Unger "You have cancer, I quit."

  • @misterlegoman7
    @misterlegoman7 8 років тому +3263

    "You have-a cancer, I quit"

    • @misterlegoman7
      @misterlegoman7 8 років тому +17

      +Goomba1up 0:55

    • @Sykomyke
      @Sykomyke 8 років тому +49

      So...Dr. Mario runs Web MD now?

    • @GokutheBlack
      @GokutheBlack 8 років тому +13

      +Sykomyke
      Ha,good one

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 8 років тому +47

      The funny thing is that he fixes viruses, so cancer is way out of his control!

    • @dizzyheads
      @dizzyheads 8 років тому +45

      the fact he reached stage 4 is amazing

  • @nesswithpolygonz83
    @nesswithpolygonz83 5 років тому +306

    0:16 Judge: What do you have to say for yourself hedgehog?!"
    Sonic: "Uh, meow?"

  • @abandonedchannel546
    @abandonedchannel546 8 років тому +771

    "Duh! we're ghosts" LMFAO

  • @NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan64
    @NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan64 8 років тому +2949

    The Dr. Mario one was funny XD

  • @qdoubledc8385
    @qdoubledc8385 5 років тому +292

    0:11 I like his scream

  • @randys2669
    @randys2669 9 років тому +3113

    0:17
    Now if that was SHADOW the Hedgehog, he would've been shot.

    • @hekeder7684
      @hekeder7684 9 років тому +179

      Lol I get it xD

    • @CrashCraftLabs
      @CrashCraftLabs 9 років тому +72

      Nunya Bid'nez lol they should show that in the sequel

    • @thecardusguy5610
      @thecardusguy5610 9 років тому +47

      Thanks for the BIG laugh i had.

    • @XxKungFuTiger
      @XxKungFuTiger 9 років тому +40

      Nunya Bid'nez DAS RACIST! lol jk, Thanks for the laugh man! :)

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 9 років тому +25

      Nunya Bid'nez OHHHH I SEE WHAT U DID THERE XD

  • @Juurrgg
    @Juurrgg 9 років тому +3074

    i'm really glad i subscribed to this channel
    i fucking love these shorts

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  9 років тому +175

      Juurrgg We're glad you subbed too, Juurrgg

    • @wrex1285
      @wrex1285 9 років тому +6

      Dorkly Pokémon Rusty?

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi 9 років тому +5

      Felipe Olivo naw lol I love the series tho

    • @danaphanous
      @danaphanous 9 років тому +4

      Juurrgg Me too, love me some Dorkly! :D

    • @Kosmikist
      @Kosmikist 9 років тому +4

      Same

  • @danmeldrum312
    @danmeldrum312 4 роки тому +115

    0:47
    *Draws a Charizard card in Solitaire*
    "GODDAMN IT! WHO SHUFFLED THESE?!"
    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @blitzer9002
      @blitzer9002 3 роки тому +10

      Thats the ultrarare charizard card she won everything

  • @zoukon1019
    @zoukon1019 7 років тому +975

    *Plays Solitaire and draws a Charizard card*
    "Goddammit. Who shuffled these?"

  • @kirbywillias3865
    @kirbywillias3865 9 років тому +209

    Are you kidding! I'd take that Charizard over any solitaire card

    • @donotwantthisjunk1712
      @donotwantthisjunk1712 9 років тому +3

      William Zhong Was that the voice of Pam Poovey from Archer?!

    • @9Godslayer
      @9Godslayer 9 років тому +2

      I was wondering if I was going insane.

  • @luzvimindaishii7289
    @luzvimindaishii7289 5 років тому +36

    0:55
    Dr. Mario: You have a Cancer and Ebola, I fired myself.
    Player:(cries) I don't what this means???

  • @cieletoile2363
    @cieletoile2363 8 років тому +2196

    Dr. Mario: you have a cancer I quit.

  • @Christoph8
    @Christoph8 9 років тому +1276

    "You have-a cancer, I quit."

    • @Christoph8
      @Christoph8 8 років тому +18

      ***** With an Italian accent? xD

    • @Speculate_Me
      @Speculate_Me 8 років тому +10

      +christoman64 its almost like we watched the same video

    • @sutoraiku9848
      @sutoraiku9848 8 років тому +3

      +D MAS if I were Mario I would put a nuke down there neck and then say your cured

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 8 років тому +9

      Strikedown121 Wouldn't wanna be your patient. Also would have the same response to the "I quit" comment, but far more bitter and saltier

    • @yourworstnightmare6743
      @yourworstnightmare6743 7 років тому

      you again?!

  • @Lesion411
    @Lesion411 5 років тому +131

    As Lou Reeds said “This is the impossible level boys. Impossible doesn’t mean very difficult, very difficult is winning the noble prize impossible is eating the sun.”

  • @SitarKnight
    @SitarKnight 8 років тому +407

    Impossible Mode: Fighting One Punch Man in Punch Out.

    • @mkhythedark5839
      @mkhythedark5839 6 років тому +7

      SitarKnight who is that

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 6 років тому +31

      @@mkhythedark5839 Saitama, duh

    • @samuellee1083
      @samuellee1083 6 років тому +4

      OH SHIT

    • @normalperson2462
      @normalperson2462 5 років тому +22

      But mike Tyson is basically one punch man in it

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 років тому +5

      Mkhy The Dark You fucking made me depressed with that comment

  • @supermantahoo
    @supermantahoo 8 років тому +595

    0:12
    Be glad you're not Shadow.

    • @Græybærd
      @Græybærd 8 років тому +5

      Bender Bending Rodriguez shadow had his game haven't you seen it?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 7 років тому +49

      cause he will be pulled over for being black?

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 7 років тому +36

      Or he would have had a few bullets in his ass.

    • @deosblk
      @deosblk 7 років тому +6

      This is racist stop making black jokes

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 7 років тому +18

      to be fair,shadow would just shoot the police to the moon

  • @jcrowley1985
    @jcrowley1985 4 роки тому +468

    Watching in 2020:
    Alright let's take care of that virus

  • @TheOmegaDragon
    @TheOmegaDragon 9 років тому +404

    How the hell does a cop pounce on Sonic the Hedgehog at 200mph and the fact that the cop didn't get hurt from the spikes on Sonic's back?
    Also who'd ride a roller coaster that still under construction?
    Still funny though

    • @SonicLamb
      @SonicLamb 9 років тому +1

      TheOmegaDragon Sonic doesn't have spikes on his back.

    • @InazumaDash
      @InazumaDash 9 років тому +49

      SonicLamb Umm, yes he does.

    • @ByeOrDie
      @ByeOrDie 9 років тому +36

      TheOmegaDragon I think the real question was how does he even pounce on someone going over 200mph?

    • @nanaki5308
      @nanaki5308 9 років тому +7

      The roller coaster is designed to go up to the edge of the platform and go back. Apperetly they didnt set it to that mode so bye riders. o/

    • @SonicLamb
      @SonicLamb 9 років тому +2

      TalesOfGamerz That is his hair.

  • @TheBrawlUnit
    @TheBrawlUnit 9 років тому +593

    Roller Coaster Tycoon without killing people ?
    OH GOD NO !

    • @RKellyMask
      @RKellyMask 9 років тому +3

      ***** That the whole entire point of that game is to game up with your own roller coaster saw theme. And not to do that that MADNESS!!!!

    • @crashb133
      @crashb133 9 років тому +2

      ***** Well RC3....

    • @thecommenter6773
      @thecommenter6773 9 років тому

      crash b or rc4.. why did they make that like any other mobile sandbox...

    • @TheBrawlUnit
      @TheBrawlUnit 9 років тому

      crash b I was talking about the original

    • @isaacdavis4884
      @isaacdavis4884 9 років тому

      ***** Lol that's easy just don't build any death traps ( AKA CUSTOM COASTERS, COASTERS WITH TWO TRAINS, AND MAZES WITH EXITS ABOVE WATER) and you'll be 100% peachy kean

  • @meman_owww
    @meman_owww 5 років тому +65

    King Dedede: Yeah I Replaced All My Trrops With Scarfies.
    Kirby: how am i supossed to use a hammer and defeat you in 20 seconds now?
    King Dedede: You Can't.

    • @naoeveel
      @naoeveel 3 роки тому +1

      "That's the neat part! You can't."

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 6 місяців тому

      He’d be just able to run past them all and then it’s a normal dedede fight at the end

    • @JebronLames9612
      @JebronLames9612 5 місяців тому

      Kirby’s reaction: 0:11

  • @MegaAnimazing
    @MegaAnimazing 9 років тому +134

    Dr.Mario: You have-a cancer, I quit.

    • @AnimatedGalaxy
      @AnimatedGalaxy 9 років тому

      Surprised to see u at dorkly

    • @mikeanthony3300
      @mikeanthony3300 9 років тому +3

      ***** They should add that in the next Dr.Mario game as DLC! XD

    • @Claro1993
      @Claro1993 9 років тому +2

      …Aaaaaaand it became Satoru Iwata's cause of death.

    • @kenny3001
      @kenny3001 7 років тому +1

      Claro1993 to soon

  • @SuikaNine
    @SuikaNine 9 років тому +462

    0:42 did you guys know that a nuke can be destroyed by literally anything(even another nuke) and it still won't go off?
    Edit: The Mechanism that triggers the nuclear explosion will not go off;however, the fuel will still explode like normal.

    • @benjoleo
      @benjoleo 9 років тому +2

      I did not! Thanks for telling

    • @thesuperpierre59
      @thesuperpierre59 9 років тому +22

      Suika Nine yes but …….. the fuel … that explodes

    • @SuikaNine
      @SuikaNine 9 років тому +23

      N. Pike true, but I never said it wouldn't explode, I just said that it wouldn't go off(meaning the mechanism that creates the nuclear explosion).

    • @SuikaNine
      @SuikaNine 9 років тому +13

      Aldo Siffredi a regular explosion, yes, but the nuclear reaction that occurs when the nuke goes off does not.

    • @thesuperpierre59
      @thesuperpierre59 9 років тому +2

      Suika Nine yes but he still has his reason to say "oh shit"

  • @Xurreal
    @Xurreal 3 роки тому +27

    Dude the Dr. Mario one is nearly true to life. Nearly.

  • @ShadowSaberBaroxio
    @ShadowSaberBaroxio 8 років тому +1302

    Wait...Solitaire isn't NORMALLY Impossible?

    • @Galejro
      @Galejro 8 років тому +87

      Depending on the level of difficulty & selectable cards I got myself into situations where you're fucked from the very start. Even the cheat suggestion button can lead you astray since it doesn't know where every card is and can't calculate a fool-proof solution to the particular game... Or is it just my observation alone.

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 8 років тому +31

      Well, what do you expect from a game invented for the lonely?

    • @thegamerator10
      @thegamerator10 7 років тому +3

      No, that's Freecell.

    • @captainmega6310
      @captainmega6310 7 років тому +4

      Deathrock9 you have a sense of humor of a brick wall

    • @Gou-Kiii
      @Gou-Kiii 7 років тому +3

      i dont even uderstand it

  • @DiamondProAlpine
    @DiamondProAlpine 8 років тому +66

    "You have cancer, I quit" -Dr. Mario 2015

  • @Rubywing4
    @Rubywing4 4 роки тому +22

    0:47 OMG THAT STARTLED ME

    • @Bosssnurp
      @Bosssnurp 7 місяців тому +1

      God damm it! Who shuffled these?

  • @Karmy.
    @Karmy. 8 років тому +92

    GOD DAMMIT WHO SHUFFLED THESE?!

  • @andrewaguilar3291
    @andrewaguilar3291 8 років тому +101

    ...
    There was a POWER PELLET RIGHT NEXT TO YOU PACMAN! You could've just grabbed it, sheesh.

    • @gersonlopez9134
      @gersonlopez9134 7 років тому +7

      Andrew Aguilar I know this is a year old,but i couldn't resist. you do realize the ghosts regenerate,right?

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 7 років тому +15

      He could still protect his ass for a short moment.

  • @teontaylor4215
    @teontaylor4215 3 роки тому +4

    0:14
    Sonic: Ah!
    Cop 1: Got this perp doing 200 in a 25.
    Cop 2: Stay down, hedgehog!

  • @erttheking
    @erttheking 8 років тому +170

    I suppose we could still win by having our Roller Coasters meet safety standards....
    .......
    NAH!

    • @TT-mx1mp
      @TT-mx1mp 8 років тому +6

      erttheking you... you can do that?

    • @manyachievables
      @manyachievables 8 років тому +12

      Also, that ruins the fun of the game...
      Killing innocent people and getting away with it!

    • @mudz7838
      @mudz7838 8 років тому +2

      erttheking NAH XD

    • @KingMat99
      @KingMat99 5 років тому +1

      And it drowning guest who enters the park just to instantly want to go home because for some reason he hates everything about the park, and the only way you as a park owner can deal with this problem is to drown him

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 5 років тому +1

      erttheking the reason it is impossible mode is because it is impossible to not kill all the guests who decide to get on the coaster that will clearly only kill them, serves them right for being stupid.

  • @thegoombrat8198
    @thegoombrat8198 9 років тому +235

    Shame we didn't get a "huh neat" from someone.

    • @Chaoticus9
      @Chaoticus9 9 років тому +29

      The Goombrat the twist there is that WE'RE the ones who say 'huh neat'

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 9 років тому +2

      Royally Major Huh. Neat.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 9 років тому

      The Goombrat Only power up mixups

    • @thegoombrat8198
      @thegoombrat8198 9 років тому +2

      Now everyone spam huh,neat on all the dorkly videos.

  • @KeithX2024
    @KeithX2024 4 роки тому +58

    Dr Mario: Alright let’s take care of that virus
    Dr Mario: you have corona I quit

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 4 роки тому +1

      *Later* DR.EGAD: a bit of hydroxychloroquine will clear that ,up easy.

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 роки тому +1

      It's called COVID-19, you utter gombeen.

    • @bgbori3438
      @bgbori3438 3 роки тому

      I mean covid can be cured right?

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 9 років тому +1494

    The Pac-Man one is funny because it's true. ^_^

  • @cravis123
    @cravis123 9 років тому +18

    The "impossible mode" series is very very funny, creative and with a lot of nostalgia.

  • @graphitebendy
    @graphitebendy 3 роки тому +8

    "You have a cancer. I quit"
    FINALLY HE ACTS LIKE A DOCTOR!!!
    (note the sarcasm?

  • @jonathansotelo4877
    @jonathansotelo4877 8 років тому +174

    That... That officer just tackled a hedgehog from behind who was going 203 MPH.

    • @Wistbacka
      @Wistbacka 8 років тому +7

      It was probably John McClaine before he ended up as a detective

    • @caspianhorlick4529
      @caspianhorlick4529 8 років тому +3

      Possibly another John....... JOOOOHHHNNNN CEEENAAAAAA!

    • @okami6948
      @okami6948 6 років тому

      He is a god.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 років тому

      Actually he wasn't NEARLY that fast though. I don't care WHAT appeared on his radar, maybe there was an airplane off in the distance, you can see on the screen how fast he was running, and it was no faster than an ordinary dolt's running speed. Just make an estimate of how many of his own body lengths he runs in a second, it's not that fast, and consider how much shorter he is than Robotnik so sonic has got to be like 3 or 4 feet tall as well so it's really quite an ordinary pace.

    • @miltongutierrezsaban1289
      @miltongutierrezsaban1289 5 років тому

      prey to god or sell your soul count as a solution?

  • @Hero_of_Storms
    @Hero_of_Storms 8 років тому +1005

    0:00 Eat the Power Pellets
    0:12 Slow down near the cops, speed up on loops when they're not around
    0:18 Go to school
    0:27 Hire Lawyer, or don't cause trouble.
    0:37 Deactivate it
    0:42 Go, Jack of Spades! Jack, use poke....r
    0:50 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Find a cure for cancer? Nah, it is impossible.

    • @jordy4263
      @jordy4263 8 років тому +65

      That nuke is not going to deactivate in time...

    • @highwayhunter7277
      @highwayhunter7277 8 років тому +64

      +ryhansen1 0:27 call Phoenix Wright ASAP

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 8 років тому +46

      That's not even how nukes work! They need a certain type of explosive trigger. Let's assume this nuke is a nuclear fission bomb. Fission bombs "go nuclear" only when it's particles are slammed in the right way. So a bomb or hadouken won't activate it, just damage it.

    • @bowsmed
      @bowsmed 8 років тому +57

      1. Still hard as shit.
      2. Yeah, pretty much.
      3. School sucks, and considering you can drink in Harvest Moon (at least, in the N64 one), you probably don't need it.
      4. Put the people suing you on the coaster.
      5. Watch what you're doing before you do it.
      6. Yeh.
      7. Fuck it, I quite.

    • @dexthegamer3234
      @dexthegamer3234 8 років тому +22

      or you know, the fastest thing alive can outrun them

  • @bricegraham8256
    @bricegraham8256 3 роки тому +9

    "You have a cancer I quit." I died laughing at that

  • @EternumTagerMain
    @EternumTagerMain 8 років тому +85

    Ideas for impossible modes for future episodes:
    Metroid: Ridley also kill Samus when he kills her parents and the rest of the planet.
    Mario Kart: Crash into someone and destroy both carts, thus making you unable to race.
    Plants vs Zombies: Plants take forever to grow or they die because of lack of water.
    Yoshi Island: Takes 9 Months to get an egg after eating an enemy.
    Mortal Kombat: Opponents does fatality moves as round starts.
    2nd Mario: Fall Damage.
    Original Donkey Kong: DK jumps down and kills you.
    Tetris: Levels have the weirdest shapes which doesn't allow convenient placement.
    2nd Pokémon: Have to feed your Pokémons.
    Donkey Kong Country: Kriters act like real crocodiles like crunching your leg.
    2nd Street Fighter or 2nd Mortal Kombat: Injuries during the fight.
    Punch-Out: Mike Tyson Tears off your ear.
    What do you think about these? @Dorkly

    • @tigolbitties9739
      @tigolbitties9739 8 років тому +9

      For the MK one I'd say any projectile or x ray or super move would actually kill you.

    • @varcon6787
      @varcon6787 7 років тому +9

      Falling damage in a platformer game already exists
      Its called Bubsy

    • @1stprizetherobotichugger579
      @1stprizetherobotichugger579 6 років тому +5

      feeding pokemons are good, not impossible, try another one like "fighting a mewtwo".

    • @1stprizetherobotichugger579
      @1stprizetherobotichugger579 6 років тому +1

      @@varcon6787 BUBSY STINKS D:

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 6 років тому +4

      Star Command: You have to wait how long it would actually take to get to that planet at the speed of light:
      "Tarsus Sector: 36,000 years to go!"

  • @DionsWorld24
    @DionsWorld24 9 років тому +331

    SOLUTIONS:
    Pac-Man: Come on its still not that hard, you still have the power pellets.
    Sonic: Why the hell is there a cop in Green Hill Zone to begin with?
    Harvest Moon: Well be a better crop grower next time!
    Rollarcoaster Tycoon: Don't kill people
    Street Fighter: Actually look before you attack
    Card game: Forget about who shuffled them, who the hell put a Charizard card in there?
    Dr. Mario: ..... Yeah this kinda is impossible

    • @billyyoung9866
      @billyyoung9866 8 років тому +4

      +Awesomen64 card game is solitaire

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 8 років тому +1

      +Awesomen64 Forgive me for my stupidity, but how is it impossible? Given I'm not sure exactly how Dr. Mario works and that'd probably help. Know how Tetris works though.

    • @richardliu5339
      @richardliu5339 8 років тому +8

      D MAS Dr Mario has coloured viruses, and coloured pills to eradicate the viruses.But cancer? That thing is 'fuck the rules of the game'. Unless Dr Mario can find something that doesn't require matching to eradicate the cancer cells. For example, maybe a laser to kill them, and then we'll see who gets the last laugh.

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 8 років тому +1

      Richard Liu So just cheat back then?

    • @stormbringer2189
      @stormbringer2189 8 років тому +1

      +D MAS Play New Blood

  • @Ever_2008_ARG
    @Ever_2008_ARG 3 роки тому +3

    My mom explaining the first problem on the homework: 0:20
    6 year old me: 0:24

  • @vnpopular
    @vnpopular 8 років тому +36

    0:42 Yooo the Solitaire one 😂😂😂👏

  • @Ansension
    @Ansension 8 років тому +64

    0:48 God dammit! Who shuffled these? XD
    I cant stop laughing

    • @TYW0RZ10
      @TYW0RZ10 8 років тому +1

      "Error" god dammit! who shuffled these?😁😃😁😃😁😃

    • @concon6012
      @concon6012 6 років тому

      Rickjr same

  • @zack5757hamzah
    @zack5757hamzah 4 роки тому +120

    2015 dr mario: you have a cancer i quite
    2020 dr mario: you have coronavirus im outta here

  • @jcurses
    @jcurses 6 років тому +63

    The ‘Harvest Moon’ one made me crack up. I love that classic and so the fact that a young man (at best) trying to run a farm without pesticides or crop rotation is gold. The fact that his parents just give him a derelict farm to take over for two and a half years shows that he MIGHT not have had college training or management before beginning.

    • @drawingandartwithgalaxysta6403
      @drawingandartwithgalaxysta6403 5 років тому +1

      Yep.

    • @lauraw2526
      @lauraw2526 2 роки тому +5

      And they only give him enough money to buy I think, 4 packs of turnip seeds at best! He has to clear all the weeds and chop all the stumps by hand, by himself! At least the horse and dog somehow don't need food...

    • @snoopytheace4487
      @snoopytheace4487 Рік тому +1

      So I know that I am 5 years late. But crop rotations do nothing for helping the crop grow. It's solely for the price of the crop and the insurance on that crop. As an example my family's farm had a bad year and it looked kind of the same this year. So they planted all corn due to insurance value. For helping the soil and nutrients that's what manure and Fertilizer is for.

  • @calibribody6776
    @calibribody6776 9 років тому +143

    Last one: You have cancer, i quit

    • @BagelBrain
      @BagelBrain 8 років тому +9

      We have eyes and ears...

    • @KyeGuard
      @KyeGuard 8 років тому +8

      You have-a eyes and ears. I quit.

    • @saladavethesnivy6004
      @saladavethesnivy6004 8 років тому

      You have-a You have-a eyes and ears. I quit.

    • @lbchurro
      @lbchurro 8 років тому +5

      +Kyle Freese you have a quit. I cancer.

    • @Acm240
      @Acm240 8 років тому +1

      You have a quit of a cancer. I quit.

  • @sdg1
    @sdg1 5 років тому +16

    "You have a cancer ia quit."
    _Dr.Mario saving peoples lives since 1977_

  • @theravingtimes9582
    @theravingtimes9582 9 років тому +68

    Dr Luigi can cure cancer, he told me that he was the number one doctor.

    • @redmichaelgozo1997
      @redmichaelgozo1997 7 років тому +5

      Dean Wynn And he can cure you by doing nothing! :D wink wink

  • @seansantos8054
    @seansantos8054 4 роки тому +14

    0:06 6 year old me when I see kids cheating in line tag

  • @snipperjoey1151
    @snipperjoey1151 9 років тому +105

    Most of these weren't impossible.
    1. You could still run away from the ghosts.
    2. You could run a bit slower.
    3. I don't understand that one...
    4. You could not kill people.
    5. You could have not fired the hadouken.
    6. Yeah, that's impossible.
    7. Yup, that too.

    • @thegoombrat8198
      @thegoombrat8198 9 років тому +37

      3. Farming is much more complicated irl then in harvest moon and if you tried to farm like in harvest moon irl then well...0:20

    • @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman
      @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman 9 років тому +20

      Snipper Joey
      1. you cant, you know how the ghosts operate they locked you within a few sec
      2. then you cant outrun gravity fall on your head and die
      3. that one is actually possibel
      4. so basicly you are saying if i dont play i cant lose? But if i "play" i still cant win
      5. yes right i should totally use melee attacks on a nuclear...

    • @EyeOfArgus
      @EyeOfArgus 9 років тому +2

      Snipper Joey 1. they trap you
      2. but it's sonic
      3. farming complications
      4. what's the fun in that
      5. see 4

    • @snipperjoey1151
      @snipperjoey1151 9 років тому

      Leafy MC Green 1. Yeah, but you coul run away more and don't let them. 2. Lol but no. 3. True. 4. So is not dying!

    • @cgecko3
      @cgecko3 9 років тому

      Snipper Joey im suprised no one mentioned the power up that turns pacman op and the ghosts blue....

  • @TheHappyDino7
    @TheHappyDino7 8 років тому +259

    0:48 I literally got scared a bit :3

  • @antonioalmeida1155
    @antonioalmeida1155 5 років тому +82

    0:13 dorkly predicted the sonic movie lmao

  • @ParkJimbles
    @ParkJimbles 9 років тому +127

    i flipped my phone when charizard popped i just

    • @holttrica8013
      @holttrica8013 9 років тому +8

      +tiny nami Scared the crap out of me too.

    • @wtf8472
      @wtf8472 9 років тому +1

      +tiny nami Same, I wasn't expecting it at all.

    • @Halicos93
      @Halicos93 8 років тому +2

      +tiny nami yea it scared the living crap out of me.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 8 років тому +1

      ?
      also the seccond and third were possible to win...

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 8 років тому +1

      +James Harvey actuly it's 3,4 and 5

  • @sosams
    @sosams 8 років тому +63

    Pac-Man: Impossible: the labyrinth is too big and there are only a few of cherries for the ghosts. Also, they can regenerate.
    Sonic: Go slow in policemen's zones. Calm down, you have 10 minutes for complete each level
    That harvest game: Pick another work
    The rollercoaster game: Let the workers end the rollercoaster before open it, c'mon...
    Street Fighter: The draw is sure unless you resist the rocket's explosion...
    Solitaire: You closed the game! It's super effective! Charizard fainted!... Or just catch it.
    Dr. Mario: Impossible. Even a doctor can't cure cancer without operations.

    • @austin5623isawesome
      @austin5623isawesome 8 років тому +11

      Not trying to be rude, but the harvest game is called Harvest Moon and the rollercoaster game is Rollercoaster Tycoon.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 8 років тому +9

      ...That didn't even sound close to rude. It sounded informative and helpful.

    • @caspianhorlick4529
      @caspianhorlick4529 8 років тому +3

      Also, you are not allowed to go slow in a Sonic game. That's not playing a Sonic game, that's taking a big shit on it.

    • @CWG500SUBSWBC
      @CWG500SUBSWBC 8 років тому

      Dr . Mario stop vaping

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 8 років тому +2

      Lord of Keks
      Lol I've tried to go slow in some Sonic games, and it literally felt jittery and unstable. Sonic is made for doing things fast XD

  • @KenMasters.
    @KenMasters. 5 років тому +18

    And in Donkey Kong's impossible mode:
    DK chases after Mario, like how Bluto chases after Popeye.

    • @AwesomeGamer-om4hm
      @AwesomeGamer-om4hm 3 роки тому +1

      Fitting thing is that Donkey Kong was made when the rights to Popeye were denied to Nintendo.

    • @gavindavis3683
      @gavindavis3683 3 роки тому +1

      ehh no spinach to save you now

  • @hpufo
    @hpufo 9 років тому +41

    You expect me to believe that a cop caught sonic doing 200+ mph?

  • @thedinopug
    @thedinopug 8 років тому +19

    For the longest time I didn't get the dr Mario one cause I thought it said "you have a cat sir. I quit.

    • @MinoriGaming
      @MinoriGaming 8 років тому

      Her said cancer

    • @MinoriGaming
      @MinoriGaming 8 років тому +1

      +Megami Tem
      And the patient obviously got it from watching Dorkly videos.

    • @lbchurro
      @lbchurro 8 років тому +3

      +Megami Tem or looking at you. Get riggity riggity wrecked.

  • @kiwi9065
    @kiwi9065 3 роки тому +1

    "Alright, Let's take care of that virus!"
    "..."
    "you have cancer. I quit."

  • @ShiverThermal
    @ShiverThermal 8 років тому +17

    If The Sims had impossible mode:
    Your whole family will die after moving in.

    • @Gamer305Wendell
      @Gamer305Wendell 8 років тому +1

      or a war would start and people will try and break in. I actually never played sims but I have seen someone played it

    • @EternumTagerMain
      @EternumTagerMain 8 років тому

      World War 3 Starts or Start in Africa or something.

    • @truepixelgamer8779
      @truepixelgamer8779 8 років тому

      Or you become the random victim in GTA that gets shot for no reason.

    • @aneeshsrinivas892
      @aneeshsrinivas892 8 років тому

      or if isis breaks in to the house

    • @dizzyheads
      @dizzyheads 8 років тому

      actually theres a game of that
      its called this war of mine
      u control survivors of a war and each tiem u o through it its different

  • @JJ-Trick
    @JJ-Trick 9 років тому +516

    0/10
    Sonic doesnt say huh neat

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior 9 років тому +2

      Radical Lad Wrong theme.

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 9 років тому +4

      Radical Lad Why would he? He got tackled by police.

    • @splunky5206
      @splunky5206 9 років тому +20

      Sly88Frye goes to jail "huh, neat"

    • @xx_p1nkf0xy_xx9
      @xx_p1nkf0xy_xx9 9 років тому +1

      Splunky5 lel

    • @luigiztheboss9593
      @luigiztheboss9593 9 років тому +1

      No sonic go the fuck a sleep. I will read you one more story then go the fuck to sleep. No your not thersty thats bullshit stop lieing and come the fuck dnown. Hell no you cant go to the bathroom now go the fuck asleep now promes me your fucking asleep

  • @deadchannel2210
    @deadchannel2210 5 років тому +32

    *"you have cancer. I quit."*
    - Dr. Mario

  • @NekroYowane
    @NekroYowane 7 років тому +79

    who got jumpscared when the charizard card popped up so suddenly?

  • @zigzagnova9243
    @zigzagnova9243 7 років тому +8

    The noise when he played solitaire and charizard popped up it scared the crap out of me XD

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 7 років тому

      Nova Everett That's a female voice genius.

    • @GamingBlackShadow
      @GamingBlackShadow 7 років тому

      Ootfan788 ...what does that have to do with anything?

  • @endlessgamingyt5959
    @endlessgamingyt5959 5 років тому +13

    When Sonic went over 203 miles.
    He should've said...
    *Huh neat*

  • @animauk5
    @animauk5 8 років тому +16

    00:30 RCT
    Sweet memories of drowning guests.

  • @oscaer9618
    @oscaer9618 6 років тому +4

    "You have cancer I quit" 🤣🤣

  • @SolarialOSC
    @SolarialOSC 3 роки тому +3

    Solutions:
    Pac Man: The big pellets are still there, just use them and hope that the ghosts will not block an escape route. Also, Pac Man doesn't even have an ending anyway.
    Sonic: Go slow when the cops are there.
    Harvest Moon: If those items are not available, then it is impossible.
    Roller Coaster Tycoon: Pause the game and finish the ride before the people can die.
    Street Fighter: Impossible. If you do nothing, the timer will run out and you will lose.
    Solitare: Just get out of the Pokemon cards menu and continue.
    Doctor Mario: If Mario quits, it is impossible. If not, use as many of the red pills.

  • @KosmoZer0
    @KosmoZer0 8 років тому +9

    That last got me to tears of laughter! xD

  • @SlackerArtist
    @SlackerArtist 9 років тому +125

    I Loved The PAC-MAN Part! XD

    • @Azure70
      @Azure70 9 років тому +12

      ***** He still had time to get a big pellet, but he just stood there.... dumbfounded.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 9 років тому

      ***** The Dr Mario is really funny

    • @Jpicc89
      @Jpicc89 9 років тому

      TheJayster57 Not really, when you consider the fact that they're not actually ghosts.

    • @jmoomoo11
      @jmoomoo11 9 років тому

      Jpicc89 Then what are they?

    • @Jpicc89
      @Jpicc89 9 років тому

      TheJayster57
      Creatures (men, perhaps, hard to tell) wearing sheets.

  • @shaneharding7399
    @shaneharding7399 4 роки тому +2

    0:51 "Alright let's take care of that virus! You have a-cancer. I quit."

  • @sorceressoftheoceanandstar2526
    @sorceressoftheoceanandstar2526 7 років тому +42

    Alright, let's take-a care of that virus....
    You have cancer I quit.
    Me: *Falls out of chair*

  • @The1pokemaster1
    @The1pokemaster1 9 років тому +8

    0:48 I was wondering where my card went

  • @gamerling2547
    @gamerling2547 3 роки тому +1

    Dr. Mario: okay, let's take care of this virus
    Also Dr. Mario: You have cancer, I quit

  • @randoman8654
    @randoman8654 8 років тому +22

    pac man- get the power pellets!
    sonic- dont go fast.
    roller coaster tycoon 1/2- make sure people dont die.

    • @Ronitrocket
      @Ronitrocket 8 років тому

      the roller coaster game is rollercoaster tycoon 1 or 2 cant remember, PBG has a vid on it.

    • @randoman8654
      @randoman8654 8 років тому

      Ronitrocket thanks, i'll edit my comment to represent that.

    • @Ronitrocket
      @Ronitrocket 8 років тому

      No problem. :D

    • @newstart229
      @newstart229 8 років тому +1

      pac man- he still can't eat them
      sonic- if he didn't go fast, he'd be dead by now
      roller coaster tycoon- in impossible mode, you can't make sure of that.

    • @newstart229
      @newstart229 8 років тому

      Red Gem God
      doesn't make any sense.

  • @DingoWalley01
    @DingoWalley01 9 років тому +16

    "You have Cancer. I Quit."

  • @ayrshireman94
    @ayrshireman94 4 роки тому +2

    0:56
    Mario: you have cancer, I quit!
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @romidawn722
      @romidawn722 4 роки тому

      SAME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ImThePerson0
    @ImThePerson0 5 років тому +14

    0:32 actually this is on them. How did they not see that the rollercoaster wasn’t completed before they got on it

    • @basictime8621
      @basictime8621 3 роки тому

      Game name ? Please

    • @canuck2444
      @canuck2444 3 роки тому

      Roller coaster tycoon. Normally that coaster is hits the loop and goes halfway up the other side..but you can increase the speed of it 😈

    • @basictime8621
      @basictime8621 3 роки тому

      @@canuck2444 thanks

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 3 роки тому

      At least it's a lot safer than Class Action Lawsuit Park's infamous cannonball loop :)

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX 5 років тому +16

    Dr.Mario: "Let's take a look at the virus! You have cancer; I quit!"
    🤣

  • @realprime1452
    @realprime1452 2 роки тому +1

    "You have cancer, i quit."
    Best written line.

  • @dontbeaclown96
    @dontbeaclown96 8 років тому +39

    Imagine Angry Birds impossible mode? Literally you only get the red bird and that is it.

    • @squiddler7731
      @squiddler7731 8 років тому +15

      I think it'd be funnier if the pigs were in an indestructible bunker or something.

    • @solarerection5149
      @solarerection5149 8 років тому +1

      No clones

    • @squiddler7731
      @squiddler7731 8 років тому +3

      so... Angry Birds 2?

    • @solarerection5149
      @solarerection5149 8 років тому

      Dequan Milete what if you use the only last living birds on earth

    • @shaunmcdermott7144
      @shaunmcdermott7144 8 років тому +6

      what if there are 1000000000000000000000 pigs and you only get 1 bird?

  • @noregrets92
    @noregrets92 9 років тому +48

    That really didn't look like 200mph to me. It's because sonic's blue, isn't it?

    • @TheBrawlUnit
      @TheBrawlUnit 9 років тому +18

      Racist

    • @grandmasterblueberryice4882
      @grandmasterblueberryice4882 9 років тому

      he's white.

    • @AutoArtemAuto
      @AutoArtemAuto 9 років тому

      noregrets92 I guess Game Theory was right after all....

    • @NeatCrown
      @NeatCrown 9 років тому

      Ahaw, ahaw! You never specified the vector though...

    • @SpongicX
      @SpongicX 9 років тому +2

      noregrets92 In that case, they'd probably arrest Shadow, just for walking, lol.

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 6 років тому +7

    "... You have-a Cancer, I quit..."
    BL-LU-UNT

  • @centurionquincy3899
    @centurionquincy3899 4 роки тому +10

    “Let’s take care of that virus......You have Covid”

  • @Gamer305Wendell
    @Gamer305Wendell 8 років тому +6

    Imagine this:Sonic: How'd you get me?Cop: Because you were too slow"You're too slow!"

  • @Driftpaw
    @Driftpaw 2 роки тому +1

    “You have-a cancer. I-a quit.” - Dr. Mario

  • @einekartoffel2490
    @einekartoffel2490 9 років тому +43

    Those aren't impossible.
    1. Game genie
    2. Game genie
    3. Game genie
    4. Game genie
    5. Game genie
    6. Hack
    7. Game genie

  • @MrGamernova
    @MrGamernova 9 років тому +36

    That's why you Spin Dash everywhere.

  • @Chazzyfield
    @Chazzyfield 4 роки тому +2

    The _Pac-Man_ and _Street Fighter_ ones killed me! 😂

  • @SCometeer
    @SCometeer 8 років тому +52

    But Pac-Man is already impossible to win...

    • @CoolGuy-ei6my
      @CoolGuy-ei6my 7 років тому

      Billy Mitchell beat it.

    • @JoshuaTheTransitProdigy
      @JoshuaTheTransitProdigy 7 років тому

      I beat it when I was 3.

    • @holomatic1549
      @holomatic1549 7 років тому +10

      No.
      Pac-man is literally impossible to beat.
      The game ends whenever you run out of lives & the 'game-over' screen rolls over.
      If you continue to pass levels, the game glitches to the point you can't see half the screen, thus you have no chance to keep playing.

    • @basilofgoodwishes4138
      @basilofgoodwishes4138 6 років тому +2

      Billy michtell cheated, he doesn't count.

    • @GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT
      @GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT 5 років тому +1

      only few people was able to get to level 256 (or level 0)

  • @Titan0l
    @Titan0l 9 років тому +11

    The Charizard card popped up like a jump scare.
    ._.

  • @Mewmoo345
    @Mewmoo345 4 роки тому +6

    It always bothers me how Pac-Man could always just go to the right and get the power pellet

  • @Grantypoo
    @Grantypoo 2 роки тому +4

    How to make Solitaire impossible: Remove a card.

  • @boringperson2989
    @boringperson2989 5 років тому +28

    0:56 when I’m at school