Maybe because in real life if somebody is that awkward and antisocial then it’s worrying but if it’s same then you know it’s probably not true. Also all the words sound more pronounced since she’s spacing them out.
Linden NZ Then that’s definitely on my list to check out next. You can tell she has some performance chops in acting or something in the arts. Thank you for the recommendation!
in case you needed more convincing and didn’t watch the end: the side affects include (but are not limited to) vampirism, unlocking 100% of the brain, veganism, stockholm syndrome, greyscale, additional limb growth, and superhuman strength
Her: "Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly (pick one depending on person)" Me: This is a load of barnacles... Her: "Would you like to be taller..." M: "Mhmm ok, keep going, yeah i'm listening."
I love that you probably had to do more than one take because it sounded too natural..... "surely I can make this more awkward?" xD EDIT: The last "side effect" had me chuckling to myself!
I really thought about redoing some parts, especially when the thunderstorm interrupted near the end. But unless something massively goes wrong and I have to start from scratch, I always go with the first and only take because it's more organic!
@@JubileeWhispers That's impressive for a single take, you're very funny & very relaxing at the same time. I love your videos, especially the Skyrim ones, as you can probably tell!
In the reviews she say Steve R. Which is a reference to Steve Rogers aka Captain America and Steve R. Claims he’s now taller and stronger ( Captain America: The First Avenger ) he’s able to rip fire wood In half with his bare hands ( Avengers: Age of Ultron ) and that his butt has never looked better ( Avengers: Endgame ) anyways just thought those references were kinda cool.
I'm giving this a like, not because I enjoyed it - because it caused me pain, but because of how expertly crafted this is and how well it delivered said pain. Well done./?
Me: “do you recommend this?” Her: “yes I highly recommend this....ummmmmm..... I do personally take miracle X three times a day and this has been the happiest day of my life” Me:👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 AND THE TINGLES THO IDK HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT IN UR VIDS GREAT JOB!!
I truly cannot understand how that attitude stresses the hell out of me in real life and relaxes me sooo much when watching ASMR 🙃
Same!!
Maybe because in real life if somebody is that awkward and antisocial then it’s worrying but if it’s same then you know it’s probably not true. Also all the words sound more pronounced since she’s spacing them out.
1:00 I INSTANTLY busted out laughing 😂 Hints of an undiscovered comical genius in the making?
she said "🥴"
Valentine대런 They actually have an emoji for that expression?! 🤣 wow
Have you seen her incompetent doctor role plays? They are super funny too.
Linden NZ Then that’s definitely on my list to check out next. You can tell she has some performance chops in acting or something in the arts. Thank you for the recommendation!
Same :D
How hard she worked on this from the clothing, to the way she speaks, to having a set plan is so underrated
idk if you have seen Parks and Rec, but you nailed the April impression
Aubrey plaza??
@@_miguelithink_5636 I think so. If so I agree
"insomnia resulting in a stranger whispering to you on the internet" quite the side effect, don't think i've heard of that before
"this is the happiest I've ever been in my life" 🥴
"Steve R" - I see Cap is making a cameo, I love it!
Right? That was slick as hell
Is Joe B, Supposed to be Joe Biden?
in case you needed more convincing and didn’t watch the end: the side affects include (but are not limited to) vampirism, unlocking 100% of the brain, veganism, stockholm syndrome, greyscale, additional limb growth, and superhuman strength
i become a vampire and vegan? does that mean i do photosynthesis like those plants? 😶👀👀👀
Worth it to unlock 100% of the brain
@@HugoStiglitz88 And to get Superhuman strength and the chance of growing an extra superhumanly strong arm.
And pentapox, Didn’t your cousin Chang die from it?
GREYSCALE AKDJFWHHQ
Giving me very Aubrey Plaza vibes I love it LOL
Quinn Deveraux I was thinking the same thing!
Agreed.
She is my muse
JubileeWhispers I think you mean moose. A common mistake.
JubileeWhispers she’s my celebrity crush
Please do more of this! Would absolutely love a longer version of essentially the same thing. Thank you for introducing me to this amazing product!
This is so good, I haven't fallen asleep because I was laughing so much but I feel extremely uplifited, which I think I needed. Thanks, Allison!
She look like she’s trying so hard not to laugh 😆
Been watching ASMR for years and never seen anything like this! This is amazing!
Her: "Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly (pick one depending on person)"
Me: This is a load of barnacles...
Her: "Would you like to be taller..."
M: "Mhmm ok, keep going, yeah i'm listening."
You wrote M instead of me
Btw this is SO relateable 😂
“Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly?”
Me: “How did she know?! 😮
This is on my top 3 favorites of all time I'd love to see you do something similar
The way you talk in this reminds me of deb from Napoleon dynamite. You should do more of these this was really funny
LimeCayOyster *eats a sandwich, drinks egg yolk and talks gibberish*
@@nmckoyy "Yeah a few years back I found a few Shoshone arrowheads in the field"
"I see you're drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
Literally thinking the same thing 🤣
I love that you probably had to do more than one take because it sounded too natural..... "surely I can make this more awkward?" xD
EDIT: The last "side effect" had me chuckling to myself!
I really thought about redoing some parts, especially when the thunderstorm interrupted near the end. But unless something massively goes wrong and I have to start from scratch, I always go with the first and only take because it's more organic!
@@JubileeWhispers That's impressive for a single take, you're very funny & very relaxing at the same time. I love your videos, especially the Skyrim ones, as you can probably tell!
This is artistic genius. And also relaxing.
"Do you have a second to talk about an amazing product that will change your life?"
I'm ready to buy it and give it to you, you need it.
I keep comming back to this video. The audio settings are so perfect here!
Need a series of this so badly
god i love your soft spoken voice 😭 hopefully we get a part 2 where the pills turn people into zombies.
This is the greatest ASMR roleplay of all time
Brilliant! The video I needed right now without even knowing that I needed it.
When i heard cinco i said hell no wheres tim and eric
Cinco helps you watch your friends sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
I think I have watched this video a thousand times since you uploaded it! Please, ineptly sell me as many dangerous products as you can!!
LMAO I literally said "Cinco Phone" before you did :p the Cinco product commercials are my favorite part of T&E
You're so multitalented. This was brilliant!
She has a lisp that is so satisfying
I am conflicted. Relaxed and anxious at the same time
You’re reminding me of April from parks and Rec and it scares me 😂💕
I have too big a list to comment on all of the things I loved about this video. You're a regular Tim Heidecker. But more relaxing ! Thanks so much !
I never comment but this video is so cute 🥺 also, YOU’RE really really pretty!
This was great! 👍
The side effects 🤣🤣🤣
no one gonna talk about the women and her demon having a tea party 🤔
The ol sleep paralysis demon
Excellent delivery. Came across as well-informed and really believed in her product. 10/10 salesperson 👍
This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for 🥱
In the reviews she say Steve R. Which is a reference to Steve Rogers aka Captain America and Steve R. Claims he’s now taller and stronger ( Captain America: The First Avenger ) he’s able to rip fire wood In half with his bare hands ( Avengers: Age of Ultron ) and that his butt has never looked better ( Avengers: Endgame ) anyways just thought those references were kinda cool.
You posted right as I was about to take a nap!!! Thank you!!😭❤️
I'm giving this a like, not because I enjoyed it - because it caused me pain, but because of how expertly crafted this is and how well it delivered said pain. Well done./?
This is the funniest asmr video ever. I love it. The ending killed me. Never change.
The tie is the best part.
this was so hilarious but also so relaxing omg i love it!!
I want to sleep but every time I'm about to close my eyes I start laughing 😭 "Now I have a 7.0 gpa"
This was perfectly executed and still relaxing
I truly love these type of asmr vids where it's just talking
30 seconds in and I loved it. "and correct lefthandedness" hahahaha
Yo this was actually 🔥 great work, super relaxing 😎
The acting in this is superior! Love it.
I like you switching between whisper and soft spoken
this reminds me of my favorite old school asmr when sales people would call your home phone and pitch to you, one of my first asmr.
I love the Tim and Eric reference and the Captain America one too 😆
So far you're the first person to catch the Captain America one (or at least first to mention it!) 😄
Great video! Actually gave me asmr, which is becoming more and more rare!
Me: “do you recommend this?”
Her: “yes I highly recommend this....ummmmmm..... I do personally take miracle X three times a day and this has been the happiest day of my life”
Me:👁👄👁
➖👄➖
👁👄👁
AND THE TINGLES THO IDK HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT IN UR VIDS GREAT JOB!!
Lmfaoooo I love that Captain America reference is so subtle most people won’t notice it. We need a role play now maybe an agent carter rp??
I think I have probably watched this at least twelve times in the last month and I still giggle every time. I loooove this one 😆
It’s a crime that you haven’t made videos like this at all again
This is sooooo funny and relaxing 😂💖💖💖 love it!
This rules, this was so good. I really hope you do more!
This roleplay is PERFECT 🤯
I can’t tell if this is adorable, hilarious or horrifying. Perhaps a mix of the lot.
Me when I did door to door charity sales...
Please so more like this/with this character!
Love this!! 😂😂
This video made me subscribe. Such a great character!
Really channelling April Ludgate
Definitely a Taylor ASMR vibe here. Very fun, love the piece
Fixes left handedness? But what am I supposed to do about all the left hand specific stuff I have ;-;
sell it to buy more miracleX
Don’t worry about it
Left handedness is nothing to fix. Studies prove we're superior. Wrong handed people are just jealous
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS VIDEO
I get some April Ludgate vibes, love it!
this is so good i love it
3:40 captain americas real origin story
I loved this asmr, I know, I’m a little late to this- but hey! Better late then never lol. Hope she still doing asmr cause she great at it
Still one of my favorites to this day
I keep re watching this because I honestly enjoyed it
7.0 gpa holy crap, where do you buy miracle x
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS TINGLY! IT'S AMAZING.
I love everything about this
Finally!! I’ve been looking for something to correct my left-handedness for years! So tired of the ink smudging from my hand :(
This gives me strong Deb, from Napoleon Dynamite vibes.
I dont get asmr and yet i still need more Cynco lore
Lol dude I love this video it is so hilarious! I'm re-watching parks and recreation and this reminds me of April xD!
You can never re-watch Parks and Rec too many times!
Where can someone get this Miracle X? I want to fit in my navy suit for war.
This was so funny, keep it coming
JUBILEE: any constructive criticism
ME: well you sent me off to sleep
JUBILEE: That's kinda rUdE
ME: .......
Strong Aubrey plaza vibes.
why was this video so entertaining
I've been sneaking it into my gf's food for weeks. The jury is still out on it curing her left handedness.
This feels like me doing a presentation in class 😭
The advertisement of those water cooling ac's work pretty well. I have 2 of them. Get them, now !!!
Love this video. Really good asmr
A Cinco product lol...nice...Thank you for making these videos,your voice is soo relaxing.
Awesome video, so creative. I love your videos!
This is so silly and cute haha. Love it!
I feel like these sales people aren't getting enough training!
I wanted so long for a new “survey” video. I liked this one! But I prefer a more professional one!❤️
Pretty great comedy writing 😂😂
Amazing roleplay 😁👍🏾
Thanks, sinko 👍
“Steve R” LMAOOOOO IM ROLLING
Yes I read all the side effects and now i feel better thanks miracle x