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  • @marcediclip
    @marcediclip  Рік тому +46608

    Hector is an OG 😎

  • @dankcraft7386
    @dankcraft7386 Рік тому +36480

    “Press R to shit” 💀💀💀💀

  • @connormitchell9306
    @connormitchell9306 Рік тому +25992

    *doesn’t snitch, shits himself, leaves* fucking legend

    • @rayyanrizwan6215
      @rayyanrizwan6215 10 місяців тому +138

      True OG

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 9 місяців тому +334

      I be shitting myself at parties and then leaving but no one calls me a legend 😢😢😢

    • @dhishesj
      @dhishesj 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Kero-zc5tcYou're not a legend
      You're a 🐐 GOAT

    • @crylune
      @crylune 9 місяців тому

      @@Kero-zc5tclegend

    • @stevezack6235
      @stevezack6235 9 місяців тому +44

      @@Kero-zc5tcwtfak😢

  • @TheTSense
    @TheTSense 9 місяців тому +11742

    Love how he does respond to make clear he is in sane mind, but then doesn't snitch and shits himself

    • @mikeberg6407
      @mikeberg6407 8 місяців тому +151

      It's crazy how many people miss that fact and that he's just losing it.

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 8 місяців тому +30

      Leaving up to question if he is of sound mind in the eyes of any jury regaining that legal defense for himself

    • @djLagwayEnjoyer
      @djLagwayEnjoyer 8 місяців тому +243

      @@mikeberg6407no he wasn’t. He was getting older so he wasn’t as sharp, this was a clearly an act of defiance towards the feds saying “fuck you im not a snitch”

    • @gadio16
      @gadio16 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@mikeberg6407Literally nobody on this planet missed that.

    • @mrkoala2824
      @mrkoala2824 7 місяців тому

      ​@@mikeberg6407missed what exactly?

  • @mr_cookies352
    @mr_cookies352 Рік тому +12444

    Sigma rule 367: “shit your self to assert dominance”

    • @Im_a_sexafender
      @Im_a_sexafender 7 місяців тому +5

      DUE TO PAGE 29 DEX B WHEN A HIGH RANKING OFFICER ORDERS YOU TO JOIN YOU JOIN WITHOUT QUESTION WELCOME TO THE TEAM OFFICER (〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ

    • @ykvust
      @ykvust 7 місяців тому +9

      LMFAOO

    • @M.W428
      @M.W428 7 місяців тому +24

      Hector always claimed territory when he pissed in Eladio's pool he's surely onto something with this shitting and pissing strategy 😂

    • @Sam-ed7jz
      @Sam-ed7jz 6 місяців тому +3

      Comments like this bring balance to the universe

    • @mast3rchief536
      @mast3rchief536 6 місяців тому +3

      Real G’s soil their trousers

  • @thugravity
    @thugravity Рік тому +99830

    hector literally shitting himself:
    everyone: *sigma*

  • @sencarfencer
    @sencarfencer Рік тому +11878

    Sigma rule 1: shit on your pants on purpose when cops askes you a question

  • @calindrvn1663
    @calindrvn1663 9 місяців тому +1327

    *hector shits himself*
    gomie: this guy is an OG

    • @Tech--No
      @Tech--No 4 місяці тому +18

      To be fair, he's like in his 90s and unable to speak, how else do you say piss off with limited verbal ability and motion

    • @deangelisdata
      @deangelisdata 2 місяці тому

      @@Tech--No 3 rings of bell = go shite yourself

    • @rishabhanand4973
      @rishabhanand4973 2 місяці тому +3

      Tbf, he meant Hector was an og in that he doesn't talk to the dea, even to implicate his enemies.

    • @bradenr867
      @bradenr867 3 дні тому

      @@Tech--Nohe’s was in his 70’s

    • @Tech--No
      @Tech--No 3 дні тому

      @@bradenr867 Litterally means nothing, still the same age bracket for old as dirt

  • @Noobiis
    @Noobiis 10 місяців тому +465

    the way he looks at him dead in the eyes and just shits himself

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 7 місяців тому +7

      No shit (pun intended), as a CNA I’ve had several patients literally do this to me, and a few have cracked a big ass fuckin smile when they did it…..basically like “yep guess who’s cleanin this, and me, up……you poor fuck”. 😂

  • @psycho_dictator
    @psycho_dictator Рік тому +38546

    Hector answer to the DEA is always savage. Besides this there's another one where he says fock you

    • @rajas_
      @rajas_ Рік тому +1

      The boss can sock me

    • @nickelcrackmemes
      @nickelcrackmemes Рік тому +1

      And when he said suck my, and they stopped him in the middle

    • @therogueadmiral
      @therogueadmiral Рік тому +2

      Nah, he says suck my.... before they stop translating

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 Рік тому +167

      He doesn't like them because he has to give them their cut of the money

    • @user-fy9ib5en7b
      @user-fy9ib5en7b Рік тому

      ​@scottvelez3154 oooorrr it's because he's a criminal who doesn't respects the feds

  • @Lt.Dan_23
    @Lt.Dan_23 Рік тому +16936

    To put it into perspective. Hector hates Jesse at this point. He knows that he had part in Tuco, his nephew’s, death. He probably wants to rip Jesse’s guts out. Even still, he won’t rat on him to the DEA. A true OG to the core

    • @tomd96
      @tomd96 Рік тому

      It's not that. If the DEA got him, he'd be out of reach to kill later. Most likely.

    • @Th1sIsMyLegacy
      @Th1sIsMyLegacy Рік тому

      Also, they could definitely get him in prison, but it's a lot easier to kill a guy in the suburbs. We haven't seen any evidence that the Salamancas have an operation on the inside, they probably do but it's easier to grab him on the street.

    • @MeatSlap30
      @MeatSlap30 Рік тому +944

      Man wants to see Jesse beheaded cartel style himself

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy Рік тому +636

      If Jesse goes to prison, Hector can't sic the twins on him for some proper cartel revenge. That's why Hector doesn't want to send him to jail.

    • @psypsynos
      @psypsynos Рік тому +76

      he ripped a good one though

  • @Thomas-rz5nt
    @Thomas-rz5nt 10 місяців тому +137

    The DEA really tried to get a Salamanca to snitch 😂😂

  • @mook8799
    @mook8799 6 місяців тому +50

    Hector: *Shits himself.
    Cop: "This guy's good."

  • @FrigidARC
    @FrigidARC Рік тому +6664

    Guy: * Shits himself *
    People on the internet: *” Let’s make this into a gigachad edit!”*

    • @erpega
      @erpega Рік тому +44

      It's not just A GUY, it's not only Hector Salamanca, it's Mark Margoldin!!!

    • @chokkymiilk
      @chokkymiilk Рік тому +9

      ​@@erpegamay he R.I.P. 😔

    • @thadsexton9813
      @thadsexton9813 Рік тому +21

      Bro in the show he was a bad ass in the cartel and still wouldn’t ever snitch. Even on the guys who he hated.

    • @DuckDuckEdits
      @DuckDuckEdits 11 місяців тому +11

      U obviously never seen breaking bad

    • @fuggnuggs1471
      @fuggnuggs1471 11 місяців тому

      Because he is shitting your pants is sigma

  • @elliottcrain3097
    @elliottcrain3097 Рік тому +12025

    “Are you scared of this man?”
    “No, he’s not.”
    *Shits himself*
    “Well, maybe he is.”

    • @tzrner7252
      @tzrner7252 Рік тому

      Bro is shit scared

    • @aureliohernandez4948
      @aureliohernandez4948 11 місяців тому +31

      😭😭😭

    • @sesmoon6777
      @sesmoon6777 11 місяців тому +22

      Nah he was a part of the cartel nd doesn't like the dea

    • @kballs94
      @kballs94 10 місяців тому +56

      ​@@sesmoon6777WHAT??? REALLY??? ARE YOU FOR REAL??? NO WAY....

    • @rachitgupta8345
      @rachitgupta8345 10 місяців тому

      ​​@@sesmoon6777r/whooosh

  • @foxypirateboi3022
    @foxypirateboi3022 Рік тому +476

    RIP hector shittingmanca, honestly had a great acting career. To be remembered forever. Salud

  • @ShapourEbadi
    @ShapourEbadi 4 місяці тому +4

    Senior hector doesn't even rats on his enemies

  • @CheetoStains77
    @CheetoStains77 Рік тому +23042

    He would love to kill Jesse but he ain’t no snitch

    • @denasellsKC
      @denasellsKC Рік тому +279

      Facts

    • @hewasaskaterboyshesaidseey5927
      @hewasaskaterboyshesaidseey5927 Рік тому +2

      Jesse should've learnt a thing or two from him. Jesse a B**ch

    • @Ingysta
      @Ingysta Рік тому +860

      It's not about snitching, it's about him not willing to help DEA

    • @SuperRiazor
      @SuperRiazor Рік тому +1522

      ​@@Ingystathat's called not being a snitch.

    • @Ingysta
      @Ingysta Рік тому +226

      @@SuperRiazor well, what I mean is, him not willing to work with DEA goes beyond snithing. And I think he'd snitch on Jesse if it wasn't the DEA who questioned him

  • @nusa820
    @nusa820 Рік тому +7139

    Tried hector’s tactic, and I can say that it works like a charm.

    • @marcediclip
      @marcediclip  Рік тому +408

      Bro..

    • @DOKZAONE
      @DOKZAONE Рік тому +286

      I agree. Easiest case I've ever beaten.
      Insanity plea 💪

    • @nova3752
      @nova3752 Рік тому

      Rednecks gonna redneck, am I right?

    • @codylocantro4000
      @codylocantro4000 Рік тому +54

      Haha....trippin...💩 on em

    • @toudi_p
      @toudi_p Рік тому +63

      I once farted so hard , my wife cried. It was a series of farts

  • @fujiwara_chika124
    @fujiwara_chika124 2 місяці тому +4

    They seriously thought that hector Salamanca would be scared💀💀

  • @Tahaiscoolq
    @Tahaiscoolq 8 місяців тому +69

    Bro was holding that in since 3000 BC

  • @martintunic5136
    @martintunic5136 Рік тому +3049

    -Agrees to be a witness for the DEA
    -Proves to be all there after being accused he doesn't even know what planet he's living on
    -Shits his pants after being asked to snitch on an enemy
    -Refuses to elaborate further
    Hector Salamanca is the true OG 😎

  • @user-tt3eq8vt6e
    @user-tt3eq8vt6e Рік тому +126

    Rest In peace Mark Margolis 🕊

  • @Vauxhl.v12
    @Vauxhl.v12 4 місяці тому +14

    Hector in breaking bad : 🥸
    Hector in better call saul : 💀

  • @phillipsampson1351
    @phillipsampson1351 Рік тому +6137

    Classic shitted on themmm😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JunaidAnsari-my2cx
      @JunaidAnsari-my2cx Рік тому +4

      Literally

    • @TonyG33
      @TonyG33 Рік тому +3

      Put your number 2s in the air!

    • @sebastianoseas842
      @sebastianoseas842 Рік тому +2

      Your comment made me laugh. Thank you very much 😂😂

    • @billcosta
      @billcosta Рік тому +1

      what is the actual purpose and benefit we absorb after reading your comment

    • @Ihaveno_ideangl
      @Ihaveno_ideangl Рік тому

      ​@@billcostaWhat?

  • @boomerhunter5705
    @boomerhunter5705 Рік тому +2691

    Rest in peace Mark Margolis, you will be missed. He passed away at age 83.😢😢😢

  • @daisypansy5850
    @daisypansy5850 4 місяці тому +1

    The fart was personal 😂

  • @meliodaszoro2235
    @meliodaszoro2235 2 місяці тому +1

    Hector ain't snitch, he is real OG

  • @ingme4986
    @ingme4986 Рік тому +365

    "Shit yourself to confuse your enemies."

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 8 місяців тому +8

      That's from The Art Of War, by Sun Tzu.

    • @FormerBunsenBurner
      @FormerBunsenBurner 7 місяців тому

      Sounds like a Rule of Acquisition

    • @122ti6
      @122ti6 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lennynull-funf-zehn5416
    @lennynull-funf-zehn5416 Рік тому +1250

    Hector would have done that even before the stroke

  • @gabrisgamer450
    @gabrisgamer450 4 місяці тому +1

    Him shitting himself to this music is just something else man 😂

  • @ImFakeHuman
    @ImFakeHuman 9 місяців тому +5

    "We are the SALAMANCAS" Line hits different here.

  • @lebbo88
    @lebbo88 Рік тому +681

    Hank: "Are you scared of this man?"
    Hector: {shits pants}

    • @ElephantGaming_0
      @ElephantGaming_0 9 місяців тому +1

      Gomez asked are you scared not Hank

    • @Scr32n
      @Scr32n 9 місяців тому

      Underated comment 😂😂

  • @amr.c1650
    @amr.c1650 Рік тому +193

    Hector regained motor function out of sheer spite for law enforcement.

  • @cameronsHistoryChannel
    @cameronsHistoryChannel 10 місяців тому +14

    Hector ain’t no snitch

  • @cloakeddisguise2105
    @cloakeddisguise2105 Рік тому +11

    RIP TIO

  • @toby2k75
    @toby2k75 Рік тому +638

    "JESSE PINKMAN CAN SOOK ME"
    -Hector Salamanca
    I'm sure he hated Nacho Varga at that moment more than the DEA😂😂😂

  • @111uhhhh1
    @111uhhhh1 Рік тому +473

    Hector literally shitted on them💀

  • @mathieuhage4747
    @mathieuhage4747 5 днів тому +2

    Hector ain’t no snitch 😂😂

  • @michaelterkildsen7964
    @michaelterkildsen7964 6 місяців тому +3

    He goes from saying "are you scared of this man?" To "I told you numb nuts this guy's OG" lol

  • @foreverlikethestarss
    @foreverlikethestarss Рік тому +1746

    I’m surprised he didn’t snitch judging that he literally killed his nephew 😭

    • @15waystosayspaghetti50
      @15waystosayspaghetti50 Рік тому +214

      Hank killed tuco

    • @UmbralPlain
      @UmbralPlain Рік тому

      Ogs handle it themselves fuck the feda

    • @bigdawg77
      @bigdawg77 Рік тому +47

      Like the detective said. He's OG.

    • @alchemist0019
      @alchemist0019 Рік тому +102

      Because in the world of criminals snitching is worse than someone murdering your family.

    • @foreverlikethestarss
      @foreverlikethestarss Рік тому +15

      @@alchemist0019 yeah but salamancas hold their family onto a high pedestal, hector has snitched or attempted to snitch on gus multiple times (but not to authorities but to Don Eladio and Don Juan).

  • @Therockscat
    @Therockscat Рік тому +88

    I like how Hector is the only character that's a baddass for shitting himself infront of the DEA

    • @GetShlonked
      @GetShlonked Рік тому

      Lmao imagine walter crapping himself
      "Jesse we need to poop jesse"

  • @sergiv5613
    @sergiv5613 2 місяці тому +1

    Hector: Shits himself.
    "I told you this guy is OG".

  • @XXXSemperSolusXXX
    @XXXSemperSolusXXX 7 місяців тому +2

    At least he was able to gather the strength to lift himself up to shit himself after being paralyzed for years

  • @StudMacher96
    @StudMacher96 Рік тому +268

    “Guess that’s a no.” Dude straight shat himself😂

  • @5starmir69
    @5starmir69 Рік тому +152

    Bro had the best shit in his life like his eyes rolled in the back of his head

  • @l0sernat390
    @l0sernat390 8 місяців тому +3

    “look at this dude he doesn’t even know wat planet he’s living on” 💀

  • @LandonS-os8uz
    @LandonS-os8uz 8 місяців тому +3

    Bro said fuck you in a different language💀💀💀

  • @lampshade6579
    @lampshade6579 Рік тому +73

    "If he knows the date and what planet he's on, he's clearly sane."

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Рік тому +5

      No he is clearly not sane

    • @poppysmith8757
      @poppysmith8757 Рік тому +1

      Actually are questions used to make sure people are thinking straight and can answer basic questions- DSP

  • @brenthan800
    @brenthan800 Рік тому +64

    Old man: shits pants
    Other guy: u see that? He's OG.

    • @Yomcas
      @Yomcas Рік тому +3

      His name is Hector bruh

  • @uhduhnduhndnoway
    @uhduhnduhndnoway 7 місяців тому +1

    "Press O to fart" "Press G to shit yourself"

  • @mikemarks6136
    @mikemarks6136 4 місяці тому +1

    This scene has lived rent free in my head since the episode first aired over a decade ago 😂

  • @rockodoggo
    @rockodoggo Рік тому +80

    He aint going out a rat

  • @CowardlyQrow
    @CowardlyQrow Рік тому +39

    My man stopped being paralysed from a stroke just to look at hank and shit himself

  • @butterflyvision3084
    @butterflyvision3084 9 місяців тому +1

    *Hector shits himself*
    Cop: Why do I smell boss perfume?

  • @snowflake9171
    @snowflake9171 5 місяців тому +1

    Seeing Jesse about to shit himself was enough for Hector to actually take a shit

  • @prophet1546
    @prophet1546 Рік тому +22

    Hectors actor always seems so damn good to me. Like man deserves awards for that shit. The shaking is perfect.

  • @nikobellic09
    @nikobellic09 Рік тому +8

    Tuco's taco effect 😂

  • @Assault_Angel
    @Assault_Angel 5 місяців тому +1

    "VENTURA!"
    "Yes, Satan?"
    😂

  • @Snake2001
    @Snake2001 10 місяців тому +13

    Sigma Rule No. 935: When someone asks you a question, always shit yourself while sighing in relief

  • @Miliradian
    @Miliradian Рік тому +259

    >On a interrogation with DEA
    >Refuses to tell the truth
    >Shits himself
    >"ohhh"
    >Refuses to elaborate further

  • @remkotilburgs3623
    @remkotilburgs3623 Рік тому +8

    “DONT you wanna help us out?” Decides to shit himself.

  • @mccallumbaker4773
    @mccallumbaker4773 Рік тому +8

    Rip Don Hector

  • @dolphin082
    @dolphin082 Рік тому +79

    Well he just crapped himself for theblast time. Rip Mr Margolis

  • @Unpluggedx89
    @Unpluggedx89 Рік тому +59

    Hector hates Jesse but he hates the DEA like 1000x more.

  • @jadzakaria5013
    @jadzakaria5013 Рік тому +14

    hector: leans over as if he's gonna say something
    also hector: shits

  • @Leah.A.W
    @Leah.A.W 9 місяців тому +1

    Bro took a spooky dookie

  • @danish_69
    @danish_69 Рік тому +5

    R.I.P Mark Margolis

  • @brianmitchell719
    @brianmitchell719 Рік тому +7

    He wanted to kill Jesse but in the end where Walter took out the chicken man with his help honestly was the most bad ass.

  • @transkaiyuen4860
    @transkaiyuen4860 Рік тому +32

    Hector shitting himself
    That one 100000/10 respect guy: 😎😎😎😎😎😎sigma moment

  • @Grandslam245
    @Grandslam245 5 місяців тому +1

    "Guess that's a no."
    *dingggg*
    Would've been fuckn gold

  • @comquats101
    @comquats101 Рік тому +6

    RIP Mark Margolis.

  • @photonikgod8985
    @photonikgod8985 Рік тому +8

    "taking a crap on the establisment, I salute you" - Hobie Brown, aka Spider-Punk

  • @GeorgieW1789
    @GeorgieW1789 Рік тому +3

    "Was this man at your house today dealing drugs with your nephew Tuco?"
    "🥴🥴💨💨💩💩😩"

  • @TheGalekGames
    @TheGalekGames 5 місяців тому

    This is the moment Hector mastered the art of shitting himself

  • @mxsmitzz2235
    @mxsmitzz2235 Рік тому +8

    Hector is no rat, monster that he is.

  • @riccvoldigoad6162
    @riccvoldigoad6162 Рік тому +4

    Hector is such a cool guy, he didn't snitch even it's his enemy

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 11 місяців тому +2

    "I can answer. I'm not going to."

  • @nivelhard4904
    @nivelhard4904 Рік тому +1

    bro really said no snitching today

  • @Gonerogue2times3
    @Gonerogue2times3 Рік тому +13

    Hector might have hated Jessie, but he was no snitch.

  • @ryansevernpiano
    @ryansevernpiano Рік тому +4

    R.I.P. Hector Salamanca 😢 ☠️⚰️

  • @Paradoxqc
    @Paradoxqc 7 місяців тому +3

    bro's been holding that in since world war 1

  • @xannyfeel
    @xannyfeel 23 години тому

    Hector: *just shit himself*
    Everyone: he is a true OG.

  • @AkashVerma-xp6ds
    @AkashVerma-xp6ds Рік тому +10

    RIP Hector

  • @alfred2791
    @alfred2791 Місяць тому +1

    Hector *shitting himslef
    Agent Gomez "I told u this guy is OG"

  • @titmit6251
    @titmit6251 2 дні тому

    I love how even as much hatred as he had for Jesse, he still had the dignity to not rat on him

  • @mustafasyed4841
    @mustafasyed4841 Рік тому +11

    Rip hector

  • @crago9782
    @crago9782 Рік тому +3

    R.I.P to the legend Mark Margolis right here

  • @heaven3953
    @heaven3953 Місяць тому

    "I told you numbnuts, this guy is an OG"😂😂

  • @asahibiswas1411
    @asahibiswas1411 6 місяців тому +2

    Hector: never help any cop... even if ur dying

  • @RedCashierRoblox
    @RedCashierRoblox Рік тому +4

    Bro just wanted to go to the toilet 💀

  • @Tackurr
    @Tackurr 8 днів тому +1

    Tuco: "💩💩💩💩💩💩 eughh..."
    People: "tuco is so fucking cool"

  • @JSmithIX
    @JSmithIX 4 місяці тому

    The moment hector looked into agent shrader’s eye and shit him self 😂😂😂

  • @piyush5617
    @piyush5617 Рік тому +4

    Rip senor

  • @tanriverdimert
    @tanriverdimert Рік тому +3

    RIP to Mister Salamanca

  • @tenchellahenrique3516
    @tenchellahenrique3516 4 місяці тому

    bro just learned how to shit himself strategically

  • @ReeceHeaton-ou8rr
    @ReeceHeaton-ou8rr 2 місяці тому +1

    +shits ones self+
    +Fails to elaborate+
    +Leaves+

  • @dylzz1742
    @dylzz1742 Рік тому +4

    RIP to mark margolis legendary actor 🙏🏼🕊️

  • @vaibhavpatel5691
    @vaibhavpatel5691 Рік тому +7

    R.I.P. hector

  • @hayes4762
    @hayes4762 11 місяців тому +2

    What a fucking power move