Im not gonna lie I have actually shit my pants when I had the flu and I was renting a room in this super nice house and as I was tip toeing across the super plush white carpet holding my ass I had diahrea and it fell down my pant leg and onto the living room floor!
The bus driver would let us listen to this on the bus on the way to school. I had the private parts soundtrack in junior high. This was comedy gold at the time and those cd walkmans were awesome. That little CD player was attached to me at the hip and I'd never leave home without it
RIP to arguably a top 5 all time whack packer. People rip on Howard, especially now, but the positive spin is if not for Howard, this man’s life would have way less meaning and zero relevance. He brought laughs to a large number of people nationally. Love to this man.
Elephant’s phone was the first and best of things to come in this segment,especially with Gary’s graphics of details on everything to his 3 levels on his fanny back ‼️Gary is sooooo unintentionally funny🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️
Last time i crapped my pants I was probably 7-8. Riding my bike with training wheels around my neighborhood with my big brother and older cousin. Still don’t know why I didn’t just go home. Had diarrhea dripping out of my shorts and all over my bike 😂😂😂
I remember I was like 5 and I tried to squeeze out a fart. My dad was not amused, by the fart - he was less amused when I started crying because it was a shart. He slapped me. Told me to not do that shit, basically. Never trust a fart.
@Timothy Blackburn "Robbin has shit issues too, infact she shit herself in public while jogging in San Francisco" Like any other civil person, Robin wouldn't stick around like Elephant Boy did in this situation. Someone who's considerate of others and has a shred of goddamn decency would immediately stop whatever they were doing and go get themselves cleaned up. Elephant Boy deserved a firm scolding. Even worse that he might have used a blue tarp at the scene to clean up. And shaking Gary's hand! Disgusting!
I worked at a concession stand in a movie theater when I was 17, one day I looked up and saw fred standing right there. I was like holy shit! he ordered a hot dog and buncha crunch, which he asked if I could cover. I gladly would've but there were cameras watching us. he was very nice and gave me an autograph, couldn't find anything for him to sign so I used the count sheet for at the end of the night which the supervisor ended up ripping up and throwing out :/
nycjin816 hahahaha jesus christ lol he seriously asked you to cover it? xD can you imagine how many times each day he asks people to give him free stuff haha... who the hell asks a young kid to do that, knowing that they're risking their job if they say yes.... lol and your manager haha what a douchebag
Gary sort of ruins the story by not telling Fred had shorts on till the end. Had that been known from the beginning, Howard's questions would have been accordingly.
But more than that, the goofing misses the mark by focusing too much on the pants shitting...the key is that it did not end his day. Normal people shit their pants and normal people run home. "Special" people treat in like they spilled some crumbs on their pants, brush it off, and go on...
I've listened to this 50 times and still laugh as hard every time
The funniest thing is when they said Ashley shit herself and elephant boy didn’t want to be mean 😂😂😂😂😂
Those are in the produce section haha😂
Definitely one of the best Stern stories ever. Never gets old
I agree I listen to this at least once a week
Yup. I've heard this a million times over the years and I still laugh my ass off.
@@thatdudeuhate6649 Hysterical 😭 especially, with the graphic details by Gary 😂😂😂😂what a SHOW it was back then 😅😂‼️
RIP Elephant Boy.
this has got to be one of the best stories ever. the fact it happened to Gary makes it even funnier.
I completely agree. I have to listen to this every now and again to crack up!
@@NativeBratElaine That's what I'm doing now hahaha
@@hiphopefx yesssss!
When elephant boy said “oh great” that had me rolling 😂
OoOh GWeeat
Yep! That's what got me too! ahhahahahahaha
I'm compelled to listen to this bit at least once a month. It's so good. Can't believe this happened.....the stink must've been ridiculous hahaha
RIP Fred ......he was the absolute best of the whack pack
Me?
15:11 “Because I saw the freakin tarp!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m fucking crying
'I see your point.' Oh god I'm gonna die laughing.
Fred is one of the best wack packers. I died when he said “That was not my objective”
Fred is the best wackpacker.
Get em next time boys
The 2nd whackpacker a real og!
Lol I heard Howard refer to Jimmy Kimmel as a Wack Packer.
I don’t know what’s sadder, Fred shitting his pants or no one showing up for Gary’s meetup 😂😂😂
They're both hilarious 😂
Definitely crapping your pants is the worse
Bababooey
"OH GWEAT"
I died.
I just seen this😂 you killed me @jeffroshow
I had no notice
RIP Fred. What a great, honest caller
Fred!
Ya, and piece of crap Robin couldn’t cool out.
He died??
@@joeberraco5883Yes.
He wasn’t honest at all
Oh my God. I cannot....cannot!! stop laughing. This is one of the best bits of radio ever on tape 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it when people own up to this kind of thing and making awesome classic radio out of it.
I wanted to listen to this so I start typing "Fred the Elephant Boy" and "Craps His Pants" immediately shows up.
+theKMFDM machine yeah I'm crying here it's so hilarious
Tell you what, if I shit myself in public, that's it, game over. I'm going home to cry.
This is the greatest accomplishment of his life. This is his epitaph.
Im not gonna lie I have actually shit my pants when I had the flu and I was renting a room in this super nice house and as I was tip toeing across the super plush white carpet holding my ass I had diahrea and it fell down my pant leg and onto the living room floor!
u-said-what? It was his crowning achievement
"Hes going from borough to borough, like a traveling turd" hahaha
I have to respect him for actually coming out and admitting he did it instead of lying about it
+The Headless Horseman Beetlejuice would have denied it.
he would of blamed high pitch or dominic for it
+zambimaru beetlejuice doesn't shit his pants... Dominic shits in his pants.
lmao Beet does have accidents lol; he calls them "mistakes", remember
He was caught brown handed, he had no choice. 😅
Props to Fred for making radio gold and being a g about crapping his pants.
This is, hands down, the best "shipped my pants" moment on the stern show
There are so many shit my pants stories on the Stern show! Haha.
@@MrBeefyCakes Robin's story gets 2nd place!
I was like 13 when robin had her accident. Lol
@@mattmammone2338 the Mexican and the hose 😭😭
I remember listening to this on my walkman in high school, it's what really got me listening to Howard religiously
This was a walkman that played CDs, so not the original version. I was in high school from 02-06, this was probably 05 if I were to guess?
The bus driver would let us listen to this on the bus on the way to school. I had the private parts soundtrack in junior high. This was comedy gold at the time and those cd walkmans were awesome. That little CD player was attached to me at the hip and I'd never leave home without it
@Timothy Blackburn I had a Walkman in the early 90's, they were still very popular.
Walk mans were around in 95 with the am and FM.
You were a liar then and u still are. Nobody had a fucking walk man in 2006. SOB.
Had to come back to this! RIP Fred! One of the greatest stories of the show history
Elephant Boy was paintin' the town brown 😆
Way back, this was the very first stern clip i heard. Now I know EVERYTHING
I can’t sleep unless I’m listening to this on loop 🤷🏼♂️
"You know Gary, I'm gonna vomit cause I think Ashley soiled herself." LOL!!!!!!!!!
This is the greatest soap opera in human history, the greatest analysis of human behavior ever assembled.
THSS? I think I agree. Best soap opera "for men".
Omg I have listened to this over the yrs and every time I laugh so hard I cry. “It was too much for me”
Yeah when I first heard this I was crying so hard. Lol.
And he shook Gary's hand lol
Probably one of the funniest bits of all time
RIP Elephant Boy. He was so mysterious.
RIP to arguably a top 5 all time whack packer. People rip on Howard, especially now, but the positive spin is if not for Howard, this man’s life would have way less meaning and zero relevance. He brought laughs to a large number of people nationally. Love to this man.
Didnt know until now. Just randomly clicked on this and saw the comments. Been listening to howard clips all day.
True. Look at ETM.
So exploiting him and putting a few dollars in his pocket, makes it OK? I’m glad I don’t know you.
Elephant’s phone was the first and best of things to come in this segment,especially with Gary’s graphics of details on everything to his 3 levels on his fanny back ‼️Gary is sooooo unintentionally funny🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️
This is proof that Elephant Boy is truly a dedicated Wack Packer! Craps his pants on the subway but continues his journey.
Doesn’t get anymore wackpacker than that
@@dylanmckinley3281 Howard is a genius. "The Wack Pack!" Watch some Sour Shoes clips if you haven't yet. Classic!
@@dylanmckinley3281 he slow
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard on Stern.
This is one of the funniest things from the show ever
Even how the radio comes through Fred’s phone is funny.
I can’t stop listening to this!
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard...hysterical! I die laughing every time I hear this!
When they find out he's wearing shorts was hilarious
Hands down one of the most underrated stories by a real MVWP "Most Valuable Whack Packer"
Hey it's happened to the best of us. RIP Elephant Boy.
Howard is very patient around stuttering people .
No one realizes that Fred shitting his pants, was the making of radio gold!! It’s simplistically perfect!
Was just perusing episodes of masterpiece theater and thought I'd pop over to elephant boy shit his pants
Last time i crapped my pants I was probably 7-8. Riding my bike with training wheels around my neighborhood with my big brother and older cousin. Still don’t know why I didn’t just go home. Had diarrhea dripping out of my shorts and all over my bike 😂😂😂
I remember I was like 5 and I tried to squeeze out a fart.
My dad was not amused, by the fart - he was less amused when I started crying because it was a shart. He slapped me. Told me to not do that shit, basically.
Never trust a fart.
This is really an amazing segment. I love Robin scolding him. She was completely right about his disgusting behavior.
ya she's been in that situation before so she knows exactly what to do
@Timothy Blackburn
"Robbin has shit issues too, infact she shit herself in public while jogging in San Francisco"
Like any other civil person, Robin wouldn't stick around like Elephant Boy did in this situation. Someone who's considerate of others and has a shred of goddamn decency would immediately stop whatever they were doing and go get themselves cleaned up. Elephant Boy deserved a firm scolding. Even worse that he might have used a blue tarp at the scene to clean up. And shaking Gary's hand!
Disgusting!
@Timothy Blackburn exactly screw Robin
Wobyn is an expeert on cwapping youswelf
She kept trying to see something that wasn’t there. She couldn’t just accept that he has no shame and went to the appearance all gross.
24:40 "How do you like them apples." LOL.
Elephant Boy doing an impression of Cousin Itt was the most solid nugget in this field of radio gold.
He's a dedicated fan! It happens to everyone unless you're a liar. Poor elephant boy.
This is a tremendous bit of radio 🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Did you know you smelled?” … “Oh yeah … “ 😂
Wow, Fred was a true fan. That’s dedication.
There are no accidents in heaven
"dose awe in da pwoduce section" lol 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
RIP Fred. He was the greatest. Heart of gold!
Legend wack packer for admitting everything and making great radio
Hell yeah. Ive been looking for this for awhile. Classic.
He should have bought a diaper when he stopped at the super market 😂
This is the best story.
Amazing ain't it? One of the best WackPack stories ever lol
Gary H I love this story
Daaamn. As I'm listening to this I just saw elephant boy passed away this morning. RIP 🙏.
Sooooooo funny for the 20th time...If Martian Fred did more elephant yell drops, i'd have died of a laugh heart attack.
If elephant boy walked into a chinese restaurant to order food he would be totally understood! Boom, speech impediment gone!
Rest in peace, Fred.
I worked at a concession stand in a movie theater when I was 17, one day I looked up and saw fred standing right there. I was like holy shit! he ordered a hot dog and buncha crunch, which he asked if I could cover. I gladly would've but there were cameras watching us. he was very nice and gave me an autograph, couldn't find anything for him to sign so I used the count sheet for at the end of the night which the supervisor ended up ripping up and throwing out :/
nycjin816 hahahaha jesus christ lol he seriously asked you to cover it? xD can you imagine how many times each day he asks people to give him free stuff haha... who the hell asks a young kid to do that, knowing that they're risking their job if they say yes.... lol
and your manager haha what a douchebag
That's a total bullshit story.
nycjin816 you could have fucking covered it. U could have said that’s my retarded uncle. He doesn’t know any better.
He really wanted you to cover it in shit? Sicko
@Opeth Jay Thanks for the laugh
Greatest story ever told 😂.
RIP Elephant Boy
"It came with no warning" He must have had Taco Bell then
LOL this is a classic bit that I forgot about - thnx for making my night by sharing:)
I lost it when he said I saw the freaking tarp
Respect for his honesty.
11:14 I like when Robin says "he completely undressed the lower part of his body" and Fred laughs!
This is funny but I feel so bad for elephant boy I hate laughing 😂😂😂
14 years later Gary still has dirty hands!
imagine someone shitting their pants is the single highlight of your appearance
Rest easy Elephant Boy ❤️
“Dohs ah in da pwoduce section” may be the greatest line Artie ever said.
hardest i ever laughed at stern show since i heard the riley martin
Wooow , I learned something that I didn’t know Howard is an adult(unfortunately, some reason I can’t times stamp ) its in the beginning‼️
RIP Fred the Elephant Boy
Hysterical! I nearly pissed myself laughing..
Love ya Fred. RIP brotha
It’s called a shart, happened to me at a bar once… went into the bathroom threw my underwear in the trash and went back to drink a few more beers.
I come back to this every couple weeks... Anyone have links to the street team photos?
Omg me too hahahaha
Elephant Boy powered through a major load in his pants because he didn't wanna let his friend down. Absolute legend.
His new name should be Doodie Boy 😂
Gary sort of ruins the story by not telling Fred had shorts on till the end. Had that been known from the beginning, Howard's questions would have been accordingly.
But more than that, the goofing misses the mark by focusing too much on the pants shitting...the key is that it did not end his day. Normal people shit their pants and normal people run home. "Special" people treat in like they spilled some crumbs on their pants, brush it off, and go on...
link exactly!! No doubt Fred is slow.
The very pants he was returning
I was so hungry until I listened to this. My dinner has been ruined.
So would a mirror
Wuss
sounds like a case of trusting a fart
"Oh Great!" 😂😂😂
I love elephant boy
RIP FRED
Oh my god, I'm crying.
This was so cruel. Poor Fred! Such a nice guy.
ew!Never heard this one. Thanks for the upload!!
I listen to this daily
After listening to this, it makes me want to pay the $25 and get a Cameo from him!
Did he died?
@@Sam-m1y6d yes 😢
@@Sam-m1y6dYes 😪
Fred (EB) knew damn well he had Shi on ‘em and still shook Gary’s hand. 😅Boo Boo
“This is a press conference” 😂😂
He got on the train that morning with a one way ticket to brown town
Awww I ❤️ Elephant boy
This is why Fred changed his name to Eric. You can’t share a name with this guy.
Good point! Never though of that before!
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