Single Male in the Wild
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2024
- A not so rare species 👀
(ft. @Shorelunchbrand and @billydeuce86)
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Forgot throwing the directions in the trash, then immediately going back to the trash to read the directions....Twice.
O! the pain. 2x makes you feel like an idiot.
3 times ...
I do that all the time....
At LEAST twice.
😂😂😂😂😂
Singulus Dudelus is such a common, but yet so fascinating species to look at. Props to the cameraman for not scaring it away while filming it.
the only thing that could scare the Singulus Dudulus is the threat of long term commitment with a female counterpart.
@@CharlieBerens it all depends on how well the female counterpart can fix grits
Tis the Third commandment of MidWest Wifery Biblicals - said some person sometime
@@CharlieBerens and as evidenced by the single male's talent level in the kitchen, he won't have to worry about that
@@JuanAppleseed-ge6tbare grits not reserved as a gastronomic wonder of singulus dudulus sur?
@@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
I had no idea grits were a thing in the Midwest. I guess I’d fail at being a housewife there since I’ve never made grits in my life.
I can cook a bunch of other things though 🤷♀️
I worked with a man that had just one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, & knife in his cabinets.
"Home to one, host to none." Perfect!
Well I was such a man. Also slept on the floor, folded my clothes and lined them up against the wall, and put my weight bench in the dinning room.
Now I have 6 kids an insane amount of dishes, a washing machine that runs more than Kipchoge, and had to move the clothes into drawers. A life of ruthless efficiency lost, but the gains are immeasurable.
@@NONO-hz4vo congrats man!
When I met my boyfriend, he owned one beat up nonstick pan, a camping pot, a large Tupperware, a fork, spoon, and a folding hunting knife. He used the Tupperware lid as a cutting board. I assure you he has other redeeming qualities lol
Video games and self abuse. Priceless
"the required calories" pure gold
And by self abuse I'm assuming he means FAP FAP FAP
He must be a fan of Norm if he calls it self-abuse
at the same time. he calls it multi-tasking
As a divorced single man, self abuse is my very personal revenge on my ex wife.
A single male!! Finally a nature documentary i can relate to
Charlie nails it again!
"He realizes he forgot to wash his hands...and he does not anyway."
For some reason this made me laugh way more than it should have. 😅
This is one of my favorite formats you’ve ever done for a video. Please do a nature style documentary featuring a midwestern dad
forgot "He has spent his week's food budget on beer once again."
I've once opened a Cambells condensed soup can with a phillips screwdriver and hammer , didn't go well.
😂😂😂y'all are funny. I would have just borrowed my neighbor's can opener.
We've all been there. How many bandaids did you require?
I once had to open a can of buckwheat with meat using my hands and my knee, took some time but the can was thin enough to be teared in half
0:23 the one coffee cup and one whiskey glass 😂
Nightstand beers are for sure a single guy thing
As a married man, no they’re not lol.
@@drunkprobly5906 true, but at least someone gets mad at me if I leave a beer on my nightstand now lol
And nightstand wine is a single girl’s thing.
I reuse an empty vodka bottle has a water bottle beside my bed beside the can of beer that I didn't finish last night.
....and for myself. Can't do wine - instant migraine. 1 beer till sleep
Billy narrating this is 10/10!! 😂😂😂
Remember those old Disney cartoons with Goofy as a regular guy just doing stuff? That's what Charlie reminds me of in this. I love it.
David Attenborough is really slumming it these days
hehe
Now we can't have you dissing my fav animal narrator!! Good job David? 😂
That's SIR David Attenborough to you
@@cleverusername9369 indeed
he is trash after all.
I didn’t know they came to my apartment and filmed this? Must have been when I went on my 7-11 run
The chicken wing on the nightstand felt personal.
That kitchen is way too clean! Lol, I worked with a guy in the oil patch, and let's just say you couldn't tell where the sink was from the amount of dishes and take out containers 😂
I once dated a guy whose roommates were on the same plan as he--leave the dishes in the sink until the fruit flies gather 🤢
@@LindaC616 they wash it for you! less money spent in water
@@nicktvname3115 🤢
Hahahha Really funny Charlie Well done man “He breaks out into a celebratory dance, most cringe” Hahaha
I had a great comment involving a smart phone and Door Dash ready until he mentioned that the male was broke. Dang it.
Looks like this specimen has clean sheets which is the most surprising part to me! (Can't wait to see Charlie in Phoenix in March!)
Best part is two different socks. I'm surprised he had more than one sick on.
Yeah, who sleeps in socks?!
He didn't sleep in socks, he past off in them!@@smellincoffee
I think it's sweet he Facetimes his mom that much
I can see this being a good series lol
Okay, 100% are you using Alexa to spy on me for skits? The coffee creamer that I borrow from the gas station, the nightstand beers, the bags under the eyes
I need to re-evaluate my life, but I'm just going to distract myself with yardwork 💯
that seems like a worthy distraction in my book
@@CharlieBerens tell your folks I says hi
@@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb Is the yardwork before or after the videogames and self-abuse?
@@paulcalixte2223 life is a constant never-ending cycle of work, school, yardwork, videogames, gas station food, alcohol abuse and polite manners
Tell your folks I says hi now
Those bushes looked at me funny, they deserve to get pruned to perfection.
He forgot to look behind all the empty beer cans.
I feel confident that Billy was the voiceover and he did a hell of a job. Don’t do too much self abuse. Otherwise you’ll end up needing to admit it in confession.
The can opening using anything other than an actual can opener...spot on! 💯🎯😅
I disagree. That's a legit can opener found in Swiss army knives or by themselves.
I'd agree, but that WAS a can opener
I lived off that exact multi tool can opener for 3 months before my roommate bought one it’s legit
@@BarlowJacob I don't understand. That WAS a can opener? That gadget on the multi tool is a can opener. That is its designed purpose. Charlie didn't use it very well but that's another discussion.
Yes that was a can opener. I've also opened cans with those bottle opener things where you can punch a triangle shaped hole in a can lid, like to pour from? Just go around the whole can
Aksi if it's not a can of something liquid like soup, you can rub it on the sidewalk and grind off the lid. Probably better for chili or refried beans. Something thicker
Whisking with the pizza cutter was a tip I hope I remember.
Good thing for you I was out when you barged in like Goldilocks to film this.
amazing documentary
"video games and self-abuse" ---classic
I'm pretty sure I've lived in this apartment before and now I'm worried that this is just reconstructed footage from a landlord who had a secret camera installed :\
Charlie owes you a can of tomatoes.
Oh so that was your tin.
@@ninasm Guys it was there when I moved in I swear. I never opened it, that was all a dramatization.
Alright, inquiring minds need to know: what’s BUP on the whiteboard calendar? 🤣
Backup plan. 😆😆
@@michaelshea1683 ayyyy! Thanks! Totally forgot i commented this (thank you, PBR) but hey: now i know 😻🍻🙌
... A smart man: washes his hands after he pees... A wise man: doesn't pee on his hands...
having the Gerber "multi-tool" instead of the obligatory Leatherman was a nice touch indeed...
Singulus Dudulus
I’m suspicious of this Single Male. His house is way too clean and organized.
He'll yes! Plz more narrations !!! 😂😂😂
The Midwestern male's Roman Empire is the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Narration is on point ✅
King Triton meme: It's even funnier the second time! XD
Thanks for the extended cut!
Doesn't wash hands. Proceeds to touch his face while reading directions.
Me: In physical pain
discount Attenborough is a nice touch
You forgot the great back up meal Ramon noodles
opening that can with a multi-tool was PRICELESS!
ROME, ROME, ANCIENT ROME!
I feel attacked
Hey Charlie!! I just found out you're bringing yourself to Sheboygan. Guess what? Right there, double parked outside the venue, I trying buying a ticket to see you and I was pretty upset to find out you were sold out already..so I look down in Milwaukee- 4 night gig! I should find something right? Denied!! I have been in your corner since almost day one, worked at Menards, and let my snow brush select me.. Maybe you could post it somewhere when you're going to tour again.. Your the best!
When I was a young single dude, what generally dragged me out of bed on my off days was the need to urinate. Charlie seems to have missed that.
Dude, I am 61 and the need to piss is my alarm clock..
Too real mate.
“Self abuse” indeed jeez Louise I’m not sure I’d like to be the priest at that confession I tells ya
Until rescued by my future wife, I lived exactly that life for many years, only with the wind whistling through the holes in the walls, and lots of bugs scurrying around underfoot. -C
Lol, you always went back to her place until it was too late? 😅
@@LindaC616 Like a stray dog that got fed once.
“Emerges with his legs asleep…” 😂
OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!!!
Torn the directions in two. Amazing and accurate
As a lifelong single guy......I actually feel a little better about my life after watching this.
Perhaps one of the Nature Channels best lost episodes. Accurate in every way.
Just missed using a frying pan to toast bread, other than that, this is my life lolol
I love Shore Lunch soups! I recommend them to people all the time! So easy to make. The Broccoli cheddar is great. 😋
“Borrowed” from the gas station?
This is hysterical!! 😂😅
Great narration!
I cried laughing through this entire thing😂😂😂. I can confirm all of this
Excellent documentary.
The accuracy of this is scary lol
The empty fridge. Got flashbacks to when I got my first apartment. I was ballin on a budget lol
Kinda want to know what the voice over guy is like in the wild mow
We need this to be a series!
You put out a lot of great content, but this one is definitely amongst the top in my opinion.
I’m a single woman - I don’t wake up hungover often, but I feel this in my soul 😅
A watched pot never boils.
the "direct deposit not hitting until tomorrow" hits real close to home... great work as usual, super funny 😂😭
"The singulus dudelus". Bwahahahaa
a rare and odorous species to be sure
Has Charlie been working out? His shoulders and chest look beefier.
Another amazing video!
Hungry ,hung over, rent late. No food, empty beer cans scattered all over the place and barley enough gas to get to work,but thankfully it's friday. 22 was a rough age.
Happy valentines Charlie
Always keep a stash of Ramans noodles for emergencies. You're still hungry in a half hour, but you won't starve.
Singulus dudelus can sometimes be seen amongst it's kind, sharing food preparation techniques for popcorn and pancakes. This is a precursor to his next biological stage which is characterized by semicircles, barbeques
and impassioned discussions about grill marks and steak spice.
I am automatically reading this in Attenboroughs voice in my head.
They missed filming the oft spoken of "wake and bake" ceremony that many single males participate in each morning
ah yes, a truly remarkable regular ritual by the single male species
Bubbler in Wisconsin versus bubbler in Michigan
Charlie is the Quintessential American male..... he has it all 😅
You guys are friggin funny. So relatable
That was me spot on me from age 19-24. My ptsd just kicked in but thank god its all behind me lol.
Shore lunch soup is the best. It always tastes better when you buy it by it at the menards with at least one 2x4. Prime grade if you're feeling flush.
What a remarkable journey! ❤❤
I just remembered my potato smasher is broken, Ive been using a spatula
Home to one and host to none....😂😂...with a stash of beef jerky
I love the voice!🤣🤣
This hit home pretty hard 😂
Lol! This is the funniest video I've seen for a long time! 😃
Brilliant!
Eating it straight from the pot while standing in the middle of the kitchen is too accurate.
Shore lunch is really popular in Minnesota....fish
Pretty much similar to the middle aged menopausal woman after separation or divorce!
I can operate a stove and oven though, even if I refuse to cook for anyone but the dog😊
I’ve never seen a video describe my typical Sunday so accurately.
Perfect! Hilarious!
How does this ONLY have 271k views?!? People don’t know what they’re missing!!!!!
This touched me on a spiritual level. I've been married for 12 years and still i do this crap
I feel like the male is also the female, but with a multitool
I was gonna get mint green tiles for my kitchen until I saw them in this vid… 😔