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I did in fact beat endurance mode solo. It was one of the hardest, frustrating, yet gratifying things I've ever done in a video game. As much as you're bashing it, I respect it for what it is. The thing cost $5 when it was new, and you can get it now for $0.99. It's not like your actually buying minecraft quality, and for what it is, you get more than your money's worth IMO.
Rudy Stiltner but it’s not “$0.99” on PC though (which is what he clearly said in the video if you would actually listen), it’s $9.99 on Steam, which is way more than what it should be, especially with how unoptimized it is.
No need for the tone. I said it was $0.99 because that's what I bought it for two weeks ago. Plus this video is ancient. I wasnt calling him out on the price he paid years ago, I was speaking to the value of the game for the money I paid.
For all its faults, CMZ was one of my all time favorite games as a kid. (My favorite past time was getting on creative mode, make one thing of C4, build a massive solid block with said c4, and blow it all up, resulting my game crashing)
@@EightThreeEight I'd say 7 days to die is it's own game, not a Minecraft clone, but castle miner z is sort of like a middle ground between the two games.
It is terrible that Biscuit lost his battle with cancer. Try to remember some people are just discovering this channel, and don't know about it. And as people have said, just because he's gone, doesn't mean he's immune to criticism. In the end it's his opinion, which a lot of people who played classic 360 disagree with Just because they disagree with a review doesn't mean they disrespect Biscuit.
Me and 3 friends played this online together. The thing was as soon as the host left the map would be gone, ud have to start all over. So I left my 360 on for months as host so my friends could come and go as needed. I would just wall my self in when I went to work or bed. What wed do is dig down just above the lave part at the bottom and tunnel towards the "rich lands". Pretty much as u get further from spawn the surface height gets lower(except in the mountain biome) until it's down to the lava level. Well right before that the surface is covered with all the ores us find deep down. So hence the name "rich lands". Once u pass into the surface lava part the big dragon comes. Also if u keep going the world goes in reverse and the surface starts going back up. This game was like the dark souls of minecraft for us. We were always on our toes trying to fight everything off and have the best guns out that far and it was that crazy difficulty we liked. I just wish the dev's would work on making a more up to date version for today.
Oh yes!! Its 2019 and i really wish i still have this game! I miss this game, i wish they would make it backward compatible for xbox one (btw this is just my opinion i just think this was a real good game)
I always thought that this game was complete and utter garbage, and that title didn't even begin to describe just how terrible it is, it's the perfect example of a cashgrab flip asset that was made just for a quick buck, and it certainly worked because you know, kids are dumb. It's just everything about it, not just a few things, it's literally everything, there's no redeeming quality about it, there are 100% free to play games that look and play better than this shit ever did... it's the terrible graphics, the ripped off wannabe minecraft aesthetic, the way the weapons and items are terribly animated and clip through, the sounds being ripped from other games and badly ported, the complete garbage 10 minute gameplay, literally EVERYTHING, I would much rather pull my own eyeballs out rather than play this shit, and I'm glad I never did, but god is it depressing to know people actually played it.
your tripping and you’re a hater. kids played this and enjoyed the shit out of this game the fact you wrote a whole paragraph hating is beyond me 😂 nobody here cares about what you don’t like cope
Jesus, he didn't pay attention to his surroundings, and I know, it's been about 7 years since this was uploaded, and he left youtube 2 years ago, but here's what he missed -Music plays when you enter a new biome (determined by distance traveled) -Shotguns have zero range, the pistol 2 slots left of it will do visible dragon damage -You can craft a teleporter and set it when you're about to die as a way to counter death itself -The music was developed by DigitalDNA, the creators of the game themselves -Biomes generate in a ring pattern, spawning a new dragon and harder enemies when entered -The altitude of the world gets lower as you traverse it, until the underworld is overground -There are more types of guns and tools, including gold, diamond, bloodstone, and alien -Alien craters generate randomly, and have their own alien enemies and space materials -The World is Unlimited, and even generates AT LEAST all the biomes 3 times -There are demons that spawn in hell or, in harder difficulties, in the overworld -Since the recording, the game improved PC accessibility and multiplayer -The big tower at spawn only appears at 0 distance, even if you travel to the 2nd grass biome -There are tons of Explosives you can make with Dragon Powder, dropped by Dragons -The game can be speedrunned, as there's a final dragon boss and "endurance" mode That took me half an hour to type, so hopefully it's valid enough to make you like this underrated game Have a great day, reader! Oh, and thanks for reading the entire thing, that's true commitment! Maybe I can gift this game to you on steam!
It seems he forgot to GO out of spawn biome. See the other dragons and giant mountains, or other biomes in general. You haven't actually played the game. Why not play on it's intended console inted of being butthurt that the dev might have other things to do with his life. Maybe I'm only defending the game I played with my friends.
You cant hate on it that much the game was for xbox original infact it came along side minecraft the pc port wasnet as good as on 360 as the 360 version had more also it had guns on minecraft xbox thats why there was a good selling on 360 becuse it was minecraft with mods it made it gain a audience also it wasent even made with a pc in mind hell there wasent ment to be a pc port it happened and they had about 4 weeks for it also it has lower system requriments as i found when i ran it on windows 98
Why I disagree... You aimed at the texture and little bit of the gameplay. To me and many other people, the texture if fine/good not the best but it's workable. They added guns and more types of guns because they of course didn't just add four types of enemies like you said. In fact, there are different types of dragons from different biomes but as side from dragons, they have aliens that are only found in crashed astroids and demons that are found... I forgot how far you had to travel and what specific direction in order to get there but it was some sort of END area of the game that was fuken lit and it had all the resources you needed for the items you wanted. Btw, the enemies besides the zomeb... Oh yeah, there are different types of zombies as well but back to what I was saying, besides the zombies and skeletons, the enemies are insanely hard to kill especially the demons so that is why they added lots of lit weapons like even lasers. God I loved the lasers, who didn't. Edit: The sound of the guns are fine as well, your volume is what makes the shot gun sound faint and how I know is because when you suddenly heard the heroic music in the background (lit music) you suddenly turned up the volume way different from what it was before so yeah the sound effects is fine. Plus, us not knowing where the enemy is specifically at to me is pretty challenging and of course this game came out definitely before this video came out like maybe 2 years earlier so you can't expect everything to be perfect and some what similar to Minecraft because this game took the idea and made it a little bit more challenging.
@@jbfarley Now it is. And it is better than this game in every possible way. Which means at this point, it serves no purpose anymore. It especially serves no purpose on PC, where we have had Minecraft for years prior.
the game was made for xbox, so communications arent available on pc. you say its unsatisfying but it was on xbox since its harder to survive. also the point of this game was to travel further and further southwards until you reach hell which slowly comes to the surface. the enemies become almost invincible also they are demons and aliens which are insanely op
RIP Legend. Its 2022 and your still missed. (I wish UA-cam would stop making me change my memorial comment every 20-ish videos. When did they implement this new annoyance?!)
Hey total. Total miner released on PC. Give it at the tri because it was also part of the Xbox indie Cesspool that you were talking about and it was one of the best sellers.
Just because it was one of the first games you played when you were younger, doesn't mean it's good. I love the Minority Report game, it's shit though, it's a bad game.
Or the developers could've put some actual effort into a pc port. The icons never change, even if you're not using an Xbox controller, it shows xbox buttons. The developer just wanted to make a quick buck, and it shows in the game
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Can not believe you have gone but you have left a great legacy behind
rest in peace
This game used to scare the absolute living sh*t out of me when I was a kid.
That’s why this game is good
@@obamaxbox264 im still scared as hell when I play alone
Still have this game on the Xbox 360
CoresBREAD Hey it was a fun game
Electro 3DM yeah I had memories with it
CoresBREAD Great co-op game
add me lets play I'm ZephyrTheFox
Yea same but my 360 is not hooked up
Actually The're 5 kinds of enemies, zombies, dragon, skeletons, Aliens, and demons.
Angello Productions what about the devil
Different dragons also
Yea true, this is an og guy good job
And secret lantern gardians at 100 million blocks
@@kadet2027 that's the demon
I did in fact beat endurance mode solo. It was one of the hardest, frustrating, yet gratifying things I've ever done in a video game. As much as you're bashing it, I respect it for what it is. The thing cost $5 when it was new, and you can get it now for $0.99. It's not like your actually buying minecraft quality, and for what it is, you get more than your money's worth IMO.
My favorite part of the reintroduction of the comments is the people that comment without knowing TB died on May 24th
Rudy Stiltner but it’s not “$0.99” on PC though (which is what he clearly said in the video if you would actually listen), it’s $9.99 on Steam, which is way more than what it should be, especially with how unoptimized it is.
No need for the tone. I said it was $0.99 because that's what I bought it for two weeks ago. Plus this video is ancient. I wasnt calling him out on the price he paid years ago, I was speaking to the value of the game for the money I paid.
And I didn't realize that this man had passed. I'm sorry to hear that
He died at home May 24th after slipping into a hepatic coma. The legend can now rest.
Damn sad that I’m barely seeing your channel. Rip but man castleminer was an amazing game
It was not.
@@tralphstreet it was the best game of our generation you heathen
@@tralphstreet Go play the game before you hate on it
For all its faults, CMZ was one of my all time favorite games as a kid. (My favorite past time was getting on creative mode, make one thing of C4, build a massive solid block with said c4, and blow it all up, resulting my game crashing)
Ahhh back in the 360 days... This game was good castleminer and castleminer z were entertaining and fun
I luv this game. I remember building an fort and then defending it from zombies and dragons w/ others players. It was awsome! 😀😀😀😀
You'd love 7 Days to Die. It's way more fleshed out and challenging.
@@thisismyname5657 this game is way better then 7 days to die
@@flixs1353 lol
Glad to know you enjoyed yourself. But please understand that there are titles that do this so much better.
Like, I dunno, Minecraft?
@@flixs1353 no, castle miner z is the best game there is
This dude never fought demons devils or aliens
Just get 7 Days to Die. Same similar premise as this game, only way more fleshed out and it's still being supported by the devs.
Castle Miner is based off nostalgia at this point. 7 days to die is a great pick as well though. But as a player of both you cant really compare them.
Or just go play Minecraft.
@@EightThreeEight I'd say 7 days to die is it's own game, not a Minecraft clone, but castle miner z is sort of like a middle ground between the two games.
i miss him so much
It is terrible that Biscuit lost his battle with cancer. Try to remember some people are just discovering this channel, and don't know about it.
And as people have said, just because he's gone, doesn't mean he's immune to criticism. In the end it's his opinion, which a lot of people who played classic 360 disagree with
Just because they disagree with a review doesn't mean they disrespect Biscuit.
Me and 3 friends played this online together. The thing was as soon as the host left the map would be gone, ud have to start all over. So I left my 360 on for months as host so my friends could come and go as needed. I would just wall my self in when I went to work or bed.
What wed do is dig down just above the lave part at the bottom and tunnel towards the "rich lands". Pretty much as u get further from spawn the surface height gets lower(except in the mountain biome) until it's down to the lava level. Well right before that the surface is covered with all the ores us find deep down. So hence the name "rich lands". Once u pass into the surface lava part the big dragon comes.
Also if u keep going the world goes in reverse and the surface starts going back up.
This game was like the dark souls of minecraft for us. We were always on our toes trying to fight everything off and have the best guns out that far and it was that crazy difficulty we liked. I just wish the dev's would work on making a more up to date version for today.
You forgot the aliens... and the hell lord
the guy who made this video is dead now, bro. cancer got him
@@Dimbark i dont think i want to believe that
HaloCartNinja Gamer sadly it’s true
Oh yes!! Its 2019 and i really wish i still have this game! I miss this game, i wish they would make it backward compatible for xbox one (btw this is just my opinion i just think this was a real good game)
Check out 7 Days to Die. Sadly it's no longer being updated on console but it should scratch that itch. Way more developed and fleshed out too.
RIP my man. With the new season playlists, it seems a good time for a Feb 2019 marathon.
Don't miss the Co-Optional lounge videos in the off-chance you did!
Holy shit I forgot about this game, I had the demo on 360
Total Biscuit didn’t die, Heaven just decided they had need of a game critic of his caliber
So that's how Heaven is supposedly the most ideal utopia: they keep stealing all that is good from our world. Hmm...
Technically there are more enemies
I always thought that this game was complete and utter garbage, and that title didn't even begin to describe just how terrible it is, it's the perfect example of a cashgrab flip asset that was made just for a quick buck, and it certainly worked because you know, kids are dumb.
It's just everything about it, not just a few things, it's literally everything, there's no redeeming quality about it, there are 100% free to play games that look and play better than this shit ever did... it's the terrible graphics, the ripped off wannabe minecraft aesthetic, the way the weapons and items are terribly animated and clip through, the sounds being ripped from other games and badly ported, the complete garbage 10 minute gameplay, literally EVERYTHING, I would much rather pull my own eyeballs out rather than play this shit, and I'm glad I never did, but god is it depressing to know people actually played it.
your tripping and you’re a hater. kids played this and enjoyed the shit out of this game the fact you wrote a whole paragraph hating is beyond me 😂 nobody here cares about what you don’t like cope
@@tettzii Kids know dick...and they have low tastes.
Jesus, he didn't pay attention to his surroundings, and I know, it's been about 7 years since this was uploaded, and he left youtube 2 years ago, but here's what he missed
-Music plays when you enter a new biome (determined by distance traveled)
-Shotguns have zero range, the pistol 2 slots left of it will do visible dragon damage
-You can craft a teleporter and set it when you're about to die as a way to counter death itself
-The music was developed by DigitalDNA, the creators of the game themselves
-Biomes generate in a ring pattern, spawning a new dragon and harder enemies when entered
-The altitude of the world gets lower as you traverse it, until the underworld is overground
-There are more types of guns and tools, including gold, diamond, bloodstone, and alien
-Alien craters generate randomly, and have their own alien enemies and space materials
-The World is Unlimited, and even generates AT LEAST all the biomes 3 times
-There are demons that spawn in hell or, in harder difficulties, in the overworld
-Since the recording, the game improved PC accessibility and multiplayer
-The big tower at spawn only appears at 0 distance, even if you travel to the 2nd grass biome
-There are tons of Explosives you can make with Dragon Powder, dropped by Dragons
-The game can be speedrunned, as there's a final dragon boss and "endurance" mode
That took me half an hour to type, so hopefully it's valid enough to make you like this underrated game
Have a great day, reader!
Oh, and thanks for reading the entire thing, that's true commitment!
Maybe I can gift this game to you on steam!
Saying he left UA-cam is odd.
A game that needs to come back to xbox
can u build in this game(houses) and does it have bug variety(at the buikding blocks)
Yeah. Of course you can build. It just seems pointless in endurance mode, though.
Bad indie games that let progress through it and dont crash they could be fun like castle miner z
Well youtube, why did you put this in my raccomended? RIP
rest in peace fellow gamer
this game was the shit
You added one too many words.
@@EightThreeEight you're right.
game was the shit.
@@rossp8351 Wrong one.
It seems he forgot to GO out of spawn biome. See the other dragons and giant mountains, or other biomes in general. You haven't actually played the game. Why not play on it's intended console inted of being butthurt that the dev might have other things to do with his life. Maybe I'm only defending the game I played with my friends.
You do know he's dead right?
@@tundragaming5 Just found this channel, only video I've seen of him. How did he die? He doesn't sound very old, its really sad.
@@Rocco-tb9ih unfortunately he lost his battle with cancer
I feel the same say Jonny but I deleted my comment after I found out he died
What is this retarded logic? Don't port a game to PC and charge full price if you're not going to put any effort into it.
This is not a minecraft clone. It’s better.
It also costs less
Its legendary
Not wrong
True
How can you justify such a statement?
interesting that most these issues were fixed! its a well polished games now! nice video.
You cant hate on it that much the game was for xbox original infact it came along side minecraft the pc port wasnet as good as on 360 as the 360 version had more also it had guns on minecraft xbox thats why there was a good selling on 360 becuse it was minecraft with mods it made it gain a audience also it wasent even made with a pc in mind hell there wasent ment to be a pc port it happened and they had about 4 weeks for it also it has lower system requriments as i found when i ran it on windows 98
Bruh. What are you smoking? You're saying all this false bullshit to a man who is dead.
@@DavidBunnyan yes despite It being a good game, he is spitting the biggest bullshit to a Dead youtuber
This game is goated
Why I disagree...
You aimed at the texture and little bit of the gameplay. To me and many other people, the texture if fine/good not the best but it's workable. They added guns and more types of guns because they of course didn't just add four types of enemies like you said. In fact, there are different types of dragons from different biomes but as side from dragons, they have aliens that are only found in crashed astroids and demons that are found... I forgot how far you had to travel and what specific direction in order to get there but it was some sort of END area of the game that was fuken lit and it had all the resources you needed for the items you wanted. Btw, the enemies besides the zomeb... Oh yeah, there are different types of zombies as well but back to what I was saying, besides the zombies and skeletons, the enemies are insanely hard to kill especially the demons so that is why they added lots of lit weapons like even lasers. God I loved the lasers, who didn't.
Edit: The sound of the guns are fine as well, your volume is what makes the shot gun sound faint and how I know is because when you suddenly heard the heroic music in the background (lit music) you suddenly turned up the volume way different from what it was before so yeah the sound effects is fine. Plus, us not knowing where the enemy is specifically at to me is pretty challenging and of course this game came out definitely before this video came out like maybe 2 years earlier so you can't expect everything to be perfect and some what similar to Minecraft because this game took the idea and made it a little bit more challenging.
Dude I don't know if you know this, but TotalBiscuit is dead...
@@jimbojigs368 daaaaaang o well
F
he says to a dead man. you're an idiot
Totalbiscuit's shit hottake at the start. People loved the indiegames on the 360. So many good games I have a sad tear for in these dark days.
hahahahahaha dumbass, no
@@jbfarley There were some decent games. Wish I knew where that Xbox was... I wanna play some of them again... But yeah, 98% of it was indeed shit.
0:42
Make this backwards compatible
I have it on pc
why shall u play this game if u can play mincraft on xbox
it wasn't on xbox at the time, genius
This came out around half a year before Xbox360 Edition.
@@jbfarley Now it is. And it is better than this game in every possible way. Which means at this point, it serves no purpose anymore. It especially serves no purpose on PC, where we have had Minecraft for years prior.
@@EightThreeEight oh shut up there is it not one thing that made minecraft deserve it's population. Its only the mods that made the game good
RIP :(
Where are all the comments
I.. dont know
Up until his passing, he had comments disabled. His wife turned them on again a little after he died.
R.i.p
What it doesnt tell u is that dragons wreck your fortresses
Normal says dragons do damage to structures. READ BOI!
dumbass
That information means nothing... Because he died in 2018 to terminal cancer.
@@jbfarley stop calling everyone dumbasses, Dumbass
lmao castleminer z is nothing like mincecraft so stop comparing it. You spawn in. Shoot zombies. Travel as far as you can. Thats it.
he's dead lol
@ChudOfG-RAPEoof
Totalbiscuit never had his comment section open, what is happening here?
His wife has access to his accounts. She reopened them.
Complains when the game delivers on what it promised
the game was made for xbox, so communications arent available on pc. you say its unsatisfying but it was on xbox since its harder to survive. also the point of this game was to travel further and further southwards until you reach hell which slowly comes to the surface. the enemies become almost invincible also they are demons and aliens which are insanely op
complains it is easy to craft guns, complains it has durability. :P
Simple Awnser: the best game ever
How on earth can you justify such a statement?
@@EightThreeEight 5 year old who never played this game before?
RIP Legend. Its 2022 and your still missed. (I wish UA-cam would stop making
me change my memorial comment every 20-ish videos. When did they
implement this new annoyance?!)
Hey total. Total miner released on PC. Give it at the tri because it was also part of the Xbox indie Cesspool that you were talking about and it was one of the best sellers.
he's dead
Ezry big rip
Jan Toth bruh
He is dead
hey, dumbass, he's dead
Stop hating on this amazing game
Just because it was one of the first games you played when you were younger, doesn't mean it's good. I love the Minority Report game, it's shit though, it's a bad game.
He won't. He's dead.
EW LOL
Don't put that disgusting comment in this video, these are sad times to this day
This youtuber passed away
This review was terrible
This game was terrible, and this video is why.
Spookster McBone the game was actually really good and still is good.
u know he dead right
Jason Huffman yes.
@@NoiFox show sum respect bruh whats wrong with u
It is gone...
It’s a good game
no, it's shit
@@jbfarley The most charming kind of shit.
@@jbfarley every person who says that CMZ is bad can get out of my sight
Talkin shit on castle miner z pull up on FOE nIem
Pump Shotgun I Dont Think so
...
3:03
then plug a controller in lol
Or the developers could've put some actual effort into a pc port. The icons never change, even if you're not using an Xbox controller, it shows xbox buttons. The developer just wanted to make a quick buck, and it shows in the game
dumbass
Hater
Dennis Dailey he’s dead
I thought you had to be at least 13 to have a UA-cam account, not 7. Kids these days man, reported so it's all good tho