I love how this series started with Matty not cursing and very PG dialogue. Then it slowly progressed to, “I wanna hate fxck you!”. He has returned to his true form. God bless this man and everybody, please go help fund Just A Dash. We owe it to ourselves.
MATTY bolo has always been like a butt plug ride on acid you young soul you. Bob Vila of food. Tony Hawk of floor noodle drop pick ups. Its fucking matty matheson.
Matty taking a bite of scorching hot food and blowing out steam through his mouth like a dragon is something I never knew I needed from a cooking show. It's fucking hilarious and I'm making this for my family next week for sure.
You know. Finally getting clean from dope and been going through hell but I’m on the other side of the worst of it and these videos have helped so much just to take my mind off of how I feel even if it’s just for fifteen minutes. Love you Matty more than you’d ever know!
This is Aaron Nava, Frances Sosa son. I'm a week clean after smoking crack for 11 months straight, every day. I found a new passion and that is COOKING. I went from cooking crack to making the best Carbonara ever. Stay the course and KEEP COOKING!! You reach out anytime you need to talk bud. We're all here for each other.
like Todd in the Shadows videos were for me detoxing from booze... sometimes these content creators making seemingly innocuous videos are way more important than they could ever realize
The moment he plucked the pasta off the floor, licked it and threw it back into the dish, was the moment I truly realized why I love Matty's videos. I have 3 kids under 4 yrs old and a pregnant wife and this is how a real home cook has to do things!
I’m impressed Matty pretty much single handedly keeps his show going, a clean work space and even comes up with everything by himself truly amazing BEST CHEF EVER possibly best human to walk the earth
This episode includes: -a reference to Pan's Labyrinth -a shell that ends up in the final dish that fell on the floor and was subsequently licked -a comparison of the finished product to "hate f*cking" This is what cooking is all about. Thanks Matty!
I absolutely love the inclusion of worchestershire and soy in the bolognese.. with that much sauce 3 dashes of each won't alter the flavor profile of the other ingredients in any drastic way but the addition of that umami is going to punch the sauce up a whole lot!
I love this show. Obviously there is a heavy dose of sarcasm and over the top admiration but I am being serious here: The last season had this really post modern feel to it and the humor had me absolutely dying of laughter. I really appreciate all the hard work that goes into the production. With all that said I do have some feedback. I had no idea the show was back, and I had no idea about the new production called 'God Save the Food' over on E4 (no clue what E4 is.) There seems to be room for improvement in the marketing department (which I'm sure people are working hard on) and getting out the word on new developments for fans of Matty and the team. I don't know if it's worth paying for some ad space or tweaking the algorithm or whatever, but that's constructive feedback for you folks! Good luck! Going back to watch everything I missed.
What the Internet needs is a supercut of Matty eating things that haven’t cooled sufficiently and a supercut of that inimitable Matty self-satisfaction when he tastes the food he makes and realizes how awesome it is every time
The best bolognaise sauce that i ever tasted! So delicious❤ Thank you for this perfect recipe. Made it yesterday and i should have made in baked in our Matheson iron pan 🎉
I am so proud that this man got sober. He left behind his addictions, but NON of his great attitude and fun! Let’s be honest, He makes all of our days better.
Puts a cube of chese in every shell "i just want a little hidden cheese in every shell", continious to pour bolognese with cheese in it over it, and bake it with mozarella on top
I made this recipe, and I gotta say, the Bolognese is GREAT, but not what I'd have expected. It wasn't so far off from the sauce in Matty's OG "Get You Laid Lasagna" video. It is DEFINITELY sludge AF. There is not much tomato presence, it's more of a sloppy joe situation in my opinion. It is definitely bomb, but I would suggest considering modification if you want a slightly more traditional flavor by using more tomato sauce, and/or decreasing the relative beef stock amount to balance.
I’ve got the bolognese simmering on the stove for this right now, but I definitely don’t have to balls to try and pull it off in an hour, 4+ for me. Love you Matty M
I love how this series started with Matty not cursing and very PG dialogue. Then it slowly progressed to, “I wanna hate fxck you!”. He has returned to his true form. God bless this man and everybody, please go help fund Just A Dash. We owe it to ourselves.
Haha
Like riding a roller coaster on acid with a but plug
MATTY bolo has always been like a butt plug ride on acid you young soul you. Bob Vila of food. Tony Hawk of floor noodle drop pick ups. Its fucking matty matheson.
Depends on who is sponsoring him.
@@gravellane150 are a
Was literally just thinking this, lmao
“If you’re learning you peel garlic from me? You’re fucked… I feel” gold
Matty: Spends several hours making a dish
Also Matty: This is like hamburger helper
😆 so funny I started crying when he said that and then called them cheesy little fucking beef dumplings
Make a kickstarter/gofundme for just a dash season 3! I'll gladly put down $500 to hear you yell MICHELLELEEEELELELE!!!!!
I came here to say this. Upvote this to heaven. I need more Just a Dash.
!!!!
Fucken oath just do it matty I'd donate for that shit
I second this…
Sign me the fuck up. Lots of love Rod Stewart.
Matty taking a bite of scorching hot food and blowing out steam through his mouth like a dragon is something I never knew I needed from a cooking show. It's fucking hilarious and I'm making this for my family next week for sure.
He does it everytime time. Lol.
Pretty sure if you crowdsourced funding for Just-A-Dash Season 3 you’d have more than enough in a matter of hours.
Agreed
Michelle's contract negotiations didn't go well and she's looking for a big, big raise
@@will53e Where did you hear that?
@@will53e if only every episode didnt have to end with a big cleanup
Here. Take my money.
love the authenticity of matty literally being like "listen. i want JAD3 too, but i don't have the fundzzz"
Bring back just a DASH!!!!
AGREE ! ! !
You know. Finally getting clean from dope and been going through hell but I’m on the other side of the worst of it and these videos have helped so much just to take my mind off of how I feel even if it’s just for fifteen minutes. Love you Matty more than you’d ever know!
This is Aaron Nava, Frances Sosa son. I'm a week clean after smoking crack for 11 months straight, every day. I found a new passion and that is COOKING. I went from cooking crack to making the best Carbonara ever. Stay the course and KEEP COOKING!! You reach out anytime you need to talk bud. We're all here for each other.
Watch action bronson cooking show it’s good to 💯
like Todd in the Shadows videos were for me detoxing from booze... sometimes these content creators making seemingly innocuous videos are way more important than they could ever realize
Stay strong!
Same, I’m on month 9 of no drugs. I put on so much weight but it’s so much better than being cracked out and skinny. Congratulations and stay strong.
He was so close.
"There are 9 numbers, and there’s a 0. You can make all calculations with 9 numbers."
Soooo close Matty, we believe in you ❤️
He’s right thought because zero isn’t a number 🤔💭
"Floor is cleaner than I thought" lmfao..... Matty you're A GOD!!!!!!!
Just a Dash is really bleeding through on these last couple episodes and I love it.
Felt the same! Dash was sooo good and this gave me hope
The Pan’s Labyrinth reference was unexpected and made me love Matty more and I didn’t think that was possible at this point.
The moment he plucked the pasta off the floor, licked it and threw it back into the dish, was the moment I truly realized why I love Matty's videos. I have 3 kids under 4 yrs old and a pregnant wife and this is how a real home cook has to do things!
I don't think anyone would blame you for letting a single noodle go to waste!
Yeah, if it comes down to having to eat floor noodles maybe it's time to put a cap on the kid production line.
Jesus Christ, just get a vasectomy, man.
Rinse it bruh
There were numerous times in this episode where matty made me wonder “does he know how numbers work?”
Love him
Marty’s editing on his videos is consistently the best.
Love Marty Martheson
@@johnr797 lol
I’m impressed Matty pretty much single handedly keeps his show going, a clean work space and even comes up with everything by himself truly amazing BEST CHEF EVER possibly best human to walk the earth
I am NOT kidding, I burst out laughing when steam rolled from Matty's mouth at taste test. What a great recipe. Love you always, Matty.
This episode includes:
-a reference to Pan's Labyrinth
-a shell that ends up in the final dish that fell on the floor and was subsequently licked
-a comparison of the finished product to "hate f*cking"
This is what cooking is all about. Thanks Matty!
✋👁👄👁🤚….
“Imma a baby root, under the bed…!” 💀!
And yessssss weekend hate- f*cking” , prepped in a dish. Nailed it. ❤️🔥 Looks AMAZING.❤️🔥
The way Matty says bolognese is so soothing to the ear holes.
Cause he says it properly? 🧐
"Riding a rollercoaster............... on acid......................with a butt plug in."
This is why I watch you, Matty. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
Cheryl's Shells are fucking FIRE tho I always got red gravy in the freezer now thanks to Matty. Buy the book
Good tip, I've got the book and will make sure to tackle that one soon
which book?
Best content on UA-cam love your work chef 💪
Always a good decision to smoke a little too much before a Matty video
Matty I love you, Your such a special human in so many ways!! Thank you for all the content you and your crew produce.
"When we come back I'm gonna burn my fuckin mouth"
Never have I related to anything more as an amateur cook
Ho-Lee-Shit! I lost it on the Pans Labyrinth joke and started laughing uncontrollably like a complete maniac.
Every recipe that I cook of Matty’s turns out so awesome,,, thank you Matty
I absolutely love the inclusion of worchestershire and soy in the bolognese.. with that much sauce 3 dashes of each won't alter the flavor profile of the other ingredients in any drastic way but the addition of that umami is going to punch the sauce up a whole lot!
Made this for Christmas dinner. All I can say is WOW! Thanks Matty!!
I love this show. Obviously there is a heavy dose of sarcasm and over the top admiration but I am being serious here: The last season had this really post modern feel to it and the humor had me absolutely dying of laughter. I really appreciate all the hard work that goes into the production.
With all that said I do have some feedback. I had no idea the show was back, and I had no idea about the new production called 'God Save the Food' over on E4 (no clue what E4 is.) There seems to be room for improvement in the marketing department (which I'm sure people are working hard on) and getting out the word on new developments for fans of Matty and the team.
I don't know if it's worth paying for some ad space or tweaking the algorithm or whatever, but that's constructive feedback for you folks! Good luck! Going back to watch everything I missed.
Im glad Matty and I have the same math skills
Definitely making this. Love your recipes. Thanks!
What the Internet needs is a supercut of Matty eating things that haven’t cooled sufficiently and a supercut of that inimitable Matty self-satisfaction when he tastes the food he makes and realizes how awesome it is every time
I made a half batch of this for dinner and it was super good. Anyone who questions the soy sauce is wrong.
I need a Matty M. alarm so I can always wake up in a good mood. He always makes me smile.
This is now my favorite anything you’ve done Matty. I just watched an artist create a masterpiece
I've made the one hour Bolognese and I can vouch for its amazingness. I ate at high end restaurants and the sauce was equal to that.
THIS RECIPE WAS LIT! A def a family favorite and making it right now!!! Granny says thanks for the delicious sludge and we need to bottle it! 🥰🔥
The best bolognaise sauce that i ever tasted! So delicious❤ Thank you for this perfect recipe. Made it yesterday and i should have made in baked in our Matheson iron pan 🎉
OMG 😱 THAT LOOKED SOOO GOOD !!!!! I want some ...
Used some leftover one hour bolognese sauce to make shakshuka. Delicious! Thank you!
Matty makes me want to cook every time I watch any of his videos
Matheson content is life 👍
Whoever added the steam animation coming out of Matty’s mouth… golden cinematography.
Even the ad is entertaining, i love you matty
Matty is a ray of sunshine!
This show's lit. The Parm Rind is next levelllll
Yo Matty, drop that patreon and make the season 3 frogs pay for the most fantastic season ever imagined!!😽
I am so proud that this man got sober. He left behind his addictions, but NON of his great attitude and fun! Let’s be honest, He makes all of our days better.
Thank you for posting the recipe in the description
Made it once and is now my husbands FAVORITE recipe! Thank you Matty! :)
Matty is a gift to humanity
“This isn’t get you laid lasagna, this is get married have kids get divorced come scratching back at the window for some make up sex“ only Matty!
Shit had me dying 😂😂😂
The depth and complexity to Matty Matheson: my mind was blown today learning that he watched Pan's Labyrinth.
Yes actually! First snow of the season in New Haven, CT.
Marty you’re my hero never change!!
Puts a cube of chese in every shell "i just want a little hidden cheese in every shell", continious to pour bolognese with cheese in it over it, and bake it with mozarella on top
you are now official my favorite chef
0:14 0:19 🙅🏻♂️ NOPE! I live in texas where its usually 95°-110° 9-10 months out of the year😅 if it hits 70° it's sweater weather😂
Matty, thanks for all the years of awesome, funny, and delicious videos! Keep up the great work. Ill support whatever you do. Hey from Minnesooootah!
Snowing today in Toronto, how prophetic Matty
Matty thank you for always making me laugh.
Love this. Matty is the best!!!
The last description convinced me to try it out
I made this recipe, and I gotta say, the Bolognese is GREAT, but not what I'd have expected. It wasn't so far off from the sauce in Matty's OG "Get You Laid Lasagna" video. It is DEFINITELY sludge AF. There is not much tomato presence, it's more of a sloppy joe situation in my opinion. It is definitely bomb, but I would suggest considering modification if you want a slightly more traditional flavor by using more tomato sauce, and/or decreasing the relative beef stock amount to balance.
The floor shell 🐚👄🐚
2:20 Matty looking for a way to cut the carrot, then scene skips. We all know he took a bite out of it to remove the stem.
Take my money, you absolute legend
"This was cooking something. Thanks to the sponsors. Make sure you wash your ass! Have a good day!" Pure Gold.
Dr. Squatch really is some good ass soap I highly recommend
Thank you Matty
Thanks Marty! Another banger.
I have to make this!! Making me so hungry. Luv u Matty!!
How can you not love this guy… And the food aaawwwweeee ffffuuuuuucckkk
This makes me happy
The best part about any Matty video is him eating the food while it's still too hot
Love that all of Matty's cooking starts with a cup of oil or a stick of butter
Here for good time not a long time
Best cold open I've heard
A true legend and statesman
I’ve got the bolognese simmering on the stove for this right now, but I definitely don’t have to balls to try and pull it off in an hour, 4+ for me. Love you Matty M
That pans labyrinth reference got me lol
Matty looking great!!! Those weights are doing you good!!!
Everyone here will donate for season 3/4/5 and so on.... It's the best fucking show on UA-cam!!! 🤟
Can we do a gofundme for Just a Dash season 3?
We all need it in our lives.
The sound that Matty made at 1:10 made me almost pass out from laughing so hard
Love this show ,🎉 a lot of fun👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
"Floor is cleaner than I thought" FUKN LOL I LOVE MATTY MATHESON.
Super made looks really delicious from great 👍👍
I love this guy!
Man spits wisdom like nobody's business 😂😂
Thank You!
Wow that looks fantastic!
im soooo happy matty's beans are getting cleaned properly...
Its actually morning here matty so thank you good morning to you too and your crew buddy
Looking good big boo. You’re still my favorite celebrity of all time.
You know what would make me really want to buy Dr. Squatch?... Is if it were a sponsor for Just A Dash.
Love this man
Back on his funny stuff love when he acts like this!!!!!!!
This man is a global treasure