By popular demand, P-2 Sin of the Apprentice is here: ua-cam.com/video/62PAl8MNYv0/v-deo.html Thank you to all my subscribers, old and new. Extra thanks to armedturret for the mod & Hakita for making this all possible.
@@Our_Remedy Not even close, Minos is fodder, his attacks are way more predictable, easier to parry, and easier to dodge. Sisyphus also has 70 more health.
@@Mwright4444 Bro you don't get to decide how easy Sisyphus was to me lmao. First time I fought both of them, minos gave me more trouble. I guess my skill between bosses just grew faster than the gap in difficulty.
@@Our_Remedy I mean you said genuinely easier, all I was saying is Sisyphus is designed to, for all intents and purposes, to be a harder, less forgiving Minos.
"It's Joever. Oh hey a cool robot. Ah, American made, just the way I like to see it. American machines like you, are what really drives this great nation. Keep up the good work, you're doing America proud." Such emotional lines made me shed a tear😢
Minos prime :THY last words Biden prime:S̸̬̖̒̈́̇̀O̵̢̢̨̠̮̭̤̬̝̩̅̈̊́͋̈̍͑̂̒̎̐̄̂̾̐̈́̉̍̋͌̆̒̋̋̔̏̒̅̐͘͝D̷̢̞̫̹͖̩̮̻̘͚̘̗̗͚̞͔̣̟̆́̇̔͗̈͂̃̄͌̒͊́̍̔͘͘͠Ȁ̵̧̡̨̲̩̞̥͔͚̪̭̱̤̳̲͍͙̟͈̠͖̱͓͙̫̣̼̪̳̞͍̟̜̟̺̬̳̻̲͈̬̪͖̫̪̮́̀͌͂̈́̐̄̓́̐̃͛̃̈́͆̈́́̍́̔͌̿̌͗͐͌̂͆̎̋͂̇̈̅̑̇̃͆̉̓̀̈̓̑̿͛̾̈́͗́̌͊̇̓̈́̍̈́̀͂̋́̒͌̓́͗̕̚̕̕̕͘̕̕͝͝ͅͅ
At first i thought i was reccomended this due to watching many joe biden videos and 1 ultrakill playthrough, but in reality it was the hlvrai all along...
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By popular demand, P-2 Sin of the Apprentice is here:
ua-cam.com/video/62PAl8MNYv0/v-deo.html
Thank you to all my subscribers, old and new.
Extra thanks to armedturret for the mod & Hakita for making this all possible.
You didn't show off his "Crush" voiceline
@@A.Z.296that ones "Biden Slam" if you still don’t somehow knoe
"I forgot to breath , soo gotta go"
🔥🔥🔥 fire writing
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🖋🖋🖋
lasagna has many layers to his game
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️
SODA
SODA
"soda" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
That was an insanely close flesh prison fight, good god
this is me when i finish the fight with exactly 1 hp:
Well, he touched the black hole.
2:13 oh the line, “his” line. Love it so much.
*Soda.*
Look gordon! Ropes!
@@engineergaming9939 We can use-- *HELP ME, GORDON!*
*immeasurable slurping noises*
@@kaden-sd6vb Gordon, I'm getting full.
Now make Sisyphus Trump
I'll do it soon
Make sisyphus great again
@@TheSirJimbles subbed. waiting. this one was funny af
orange
Trump Prime
The "Biden Blast" got me rofling
Truly one of the moments of all time - a unclever line but fits in this context
JUDGEMENT
BIDEN BLAST
“Listen fa-, listen machine”
What was he gonna say 🤨
Fat man, he was going to say fat man
Listen fam
Either fam or the f slur.
“Listen fat”. It’s a reference to when he challenged an overweight guy to pushups during some town hall meeting in Iowa.
He might have tried to say fax machine. He is definitely old enough to.
"sir, the head of state has just been perfected"
"I forgot how to breathe so i gotta go. SOODAAAAA!!!" truly one of the moments of all time
"Look, Gordon! Soda!"
@@yancamb2202 "Drink the soda it will help you see faster!"
@@leeum20real"They took my life in the divorce..."
*dies*
“Oh hey a cool robot”
Alzheimer is hitting the griddy at the corner
Funny as this video is, the "Gotta give it to our penitentiaries, they do a good job of keeping a man locked up" line does go hard
come back shane-
My name's not Shane, kid@@coldbluebrownie
After having experienced Sysiphus Minos feels like childs play
Fight them both at once
Sisyphus was genuinely easier. His security kicked my ass though.
@@Our_Remedy Not even close, Minos is fodder, his attacks are way more predictable, easier to parry, and easier to dodge. Sisyphus also has 70 more health.
@@Mwright4444 Bro you don't get to decide how easy Sisyphus was to me lmao. First time I fought both of them, minos gave me more trouble. I guess my skill between bosses just grew faster than the gap in difficulty.
@@Our_Remedy I mean you said genuinely easier, all I was saying is Sisyphus is designed to, for all intents and purposes, to be a harder, less forgiving Minos.
eat some chocolate chocolate chip
Oh hey a cool robot
The “KILL” from the original vid being absent is outrageousx
"look gordon soda"
Hello go-
Dr Coomer jumpscare
feed my my coiiiiins Mr freemaaaaaaaaaaaaan
There's nothing out there.
That line made me actually smile
i really love the hlvrai community, truly.
I like how he genuinely respects v1 at the end and dies the hardest anyone can possibly die
"Look Gordon, soda! We can use this to raise our energy and caffeine levels!"
oh my god now we just need the low tier prime speech
Unrelated but that was such a clutch flesh prison kill
1 hp moment
"It's Joever. Oh hey a cool robot. Ah, American made, just the way I like to see it. American machines like you, are what really drives this great nation. Keep up the good work, you're doing America proud." Such emotional lines made me shed a tear😢
"Jowarida"
Enty had to reset after hearing that.
Quick question, what does he say when you enter the battle again?
"Nice try, kid"
Truly One Of The Most Prime Presidential Sanctums In History Of All Time Can't Wait For P-3
P3 = Obama or Bernie
Actually, nah. George washington
its truly joever
"Look machine, whiplashes! We can use them to cross large pits! AA HELP ME MACHINE!"
THE HLVRAI REFERENCE AT THE END LMAO
Can't wait for P-2 Trumphus Prime and P-3 Obama Prime fights
Missed a chance to have him yell “SODA” in place of “judgement” or “weak”
I'm disappointed that he didn't say "I'm going Biden Ballistic!" on Phase 2
crush should him screaming "Soda!"
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, soda
i deadass thought that was like a real bossfight and not modded i havent reached that part yet
"Biden blast" has to be the best line I've ever heard from a boss
"Biden blast"
missed opportunity for the obama prism
The final scream was perfect xD
you dont beat biden prime, he just falls asleep.
"i forgot how to breathe so i gotta go
soda!"
this quality is stupidly nice
This is what Dark Brandon looks like.
my man you gave me anxiety watching that flesh prison fight - that was WAAY too close
i expected everything but an hlvr reference in here
Now we need sisyphus prime as Trump
"It's, uh, it's death" did not need to hit that hard
I love how he follows up his intro speech with a BIDEN BLAST.
the flesh prison should've been turned into a massive bed lmao
incredible. cant wait for sisytrump prime
"And your punishment according to the constitution is uh... I- its *death*
i love the part that he forgot to breath.
Amazing video. Just beat him myself on normal. Took me 18 restarts, so it's crazy how you can just like first try him.
"anyway i uh... i forgot how to breathe so i gotta go
SODA!!!"
"Every copy of ultrakill is personalized"
bro was cutting it CLOSE on the fp, jeez
What have I done.
"Listen fa- listen machine" The quote of all time
"Look Gordon, *soda* ."
So many layers of memes and references, good lord!
“Eat some chocolate chocolate chip”
"Now listen here fa- uh, machine.."
fucking amazing
biden blast
Minos prime :THY last words
Biden prime:S̸̬̖̒̈́̇̀O̵̢̢̨̠̮̭̤̬̝̩̅̈̊́͋̈̍͑̂̒̎̐̄̂̾̐̈́̉̍̋͌̆̒̋̋̔̏̒̅̐͘͝D̷̢̞̫̹͖̩̮̻̘͚̘̗̗͚̞͔̣̟̆́̇̔͗̈͂̃̄͌̒͊́̍̔͘͘͠Ȁ̵̧̡̨̲̩̞̥͔͚̪̭̱̤̳̲͍͙̟͈̠͖̱͓͙̫̣̼̪̳̞͍̟̜̟̺̬̳̻̲͈̬̪͖̫̪̮́̀͌͂̈́̐̄̓́̐̃͛̃̈́͆̈́́̍́̔͌̿̌͗͐͌̂͆̎̋͂̇̈̅̑̇̃͆̉̓̀̈̓̑̿͛̾̈́͗́̌͊̇̓̈́̍̈́̀͂̋́̒͌̓́͗̕̚̕̕̕͘̕̕͝͝ͅͅ
His monologue was badass
SODAAAAAA
lmao “JOWARI DA!”
Ah, hello Gordon!
Another day, another dollar!
Am I right?
Ha, ha, ha!
Soda is fuel for my sight
goated scratch cat pfp
"but gordon, soda"
I love this mod so much
This fight feels tame in comparison to Trump Prime, due...
disappointed he didn't use the word malarkey somewhere but otherwise I loved that
theres no way hes this coherent
You see faster now
Look Gordon! Ropes!
Dr Coomer jumpscare
Imagine another stage to this where you fight dark Brandon
they way he says biden blast is terrifying
It's joever for you!
this is perfection just the way hakita intended
LOOK GORDON, SODA!
this is true art
I CALLED IT
I KNEW SOMEONE COULD DO IT
I loved the part where he said "It's money laundering time" and then laundered all that money through China and Ukraine
Lets rename Flesh prison into IRS prison.
P-1: State of Panic
it's joever
“It’s uh…. It’s death”
And your punishment is uh... is uh... DEATH
THATS IT BUD
I have now fallen down the rabbit hole of somehow non political memes of political figures. It's batshit insane and I'm all for it 🤣
At first i thought i was reccomended this due to watching many joe biden videos and 1 ultrakill playthrough, but in reality it was the hlvrai all along...
All that we need now is his low poly model and it's ready to go
"Biden blast" 🤣🤣🤣
I like how biden prime thought v1 was trump
Nobody talkin about the end of flesh prison?
WE BUILDING BACK BETTER WITH THIS ONE!
SODAJRHHHHHHH
nobody is mentioning the HLVRAI reference, lol
I just wish he went SODA!! For judgment
listen fat- listen machine