"PREPARE THYSELF!" "DIE!" "JUDGEMENT!" "Is that...Minos??????" "In the name of all that is holy what the fuck is that Walking Gopro doing In this HOly Sanctuary's Walls..."
Gabriel: the heck where is that machine and WHERE IS THIS NOISE THAT IM HEARING RIGHT NOW CAME FROM!!!!!! V1: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!. I KILLED EVERYONE FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU A TON OF BLOOD SO PLEASE LET ME GET TO P-2. Hakita: "you're not supposed to be here"
Blue GoPro: I HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL AND REGENERATE WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I HAVE TRAVELLED TO HELL TO COLLECT MORE. Hakita: yoo dude this kool aid tastes funky
Guy with Owl: Full auto. V1: Hides Guy with Owl: Full auto. V1: BREATHING INTENSIFIES WHILE HIDING Guy with Owl: Fuller auto. V1: Today is not a great day pal.
If i didnt watch this, ultrakill videos wouldnt be in my recommendeds and i wouldnt be suffering trying to do p ranks Thank you for introducing me pain and suffering to keep me distracted from the real pain the world has (in a good way)
hakita casually watches moving gopro kill the population of hell while also bathing in the blood they "had"
I’m not a god damn GoPro.
@@V1WillFindYou of course you arent, you're a moving gopro
@AE86RO if I put you in a meat grinder, how long would you live?
No it a Nikon not a GoPro
Nah v2 is the gopro
"We have come for your Sanctum"
"Get the FUCK out of my exit"
Hakita true final boss confirmed?
@@professionalliar1524 Hakita Prime
@@Uncommom 💀💀😭😭
"I have come for your blood"
"Get the FUCK out of my palace!!!"
gargini mataygano
@@luigi309 you're too late
imagine gabriel in the arena just wondering what the fuck is going on next door
“In the name of the father, what in the fuck is that GoPro doing.”
"YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!"
"Is that... Me?"
@@sunnyyy1437 then he goes there to check what's going on, only to find out that his actual God was hiding there.
"PREPARE THYSELF!"
"DIE!"
"JUDGEMENT!"
"Is that...Minos??????"
"In the name of all that is holy what the fuck is that Walking Gopro doing In this HOly Sanctuary's Walls..."
"Machine, please explain, in front of the eyes of the Father, what is happening.. No, seriously, I'm just confused at this point"
Hakita actually killed em all at light speed seconds before you killed them, he has ASCENDED way beyond the mortal realm
No that's Jakito
@@tadeogomez7303 Nah bro, as long as Hampter is alive Jakito cant do anything
@@minusone7529 in this timeline jakito hasnt been released yet he cant hurt us... for now
The enemy ascended beyond your control.
Or was that all *your intention*
@@kingkaydengaming2786 They have managed to demolish whatever we made
But you're failing to comprehend
Sacrificing every enemy until Hakita let's me enter P-2
sacrifice their blood and maybe he will permit you entry
Are you regretting it now?
@@Orlando_Furioso nah
@@vanetta8644 Maurice Roller Pilled
Violence
hakita saw everything, hakita won't forget
Hakita is amused for now
What do you mean? This was a blood offering for the blood god.
i wish you could kill hakita
Kitto: Check this shit out
Hakita: PLEASE GO DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
i love how once you get ultrakill you magically can understand what's going on in ultrakill videos, its like unlocking a new language
It's heavenly too. Everything suddenly becomes unfathomably funny
I only have the demo, and I undertsand almost everything here
@@tropester yea once you get ultrakill you can understand whats going on, which is why you can understand it because yopu have the demo
I feel like having the demo is limited knowledge, while getting the full game is like knowing what has happened, and what will happen.@@elia5841
I don't have ultrakill but watch videos of it and I can perfectly understand this
4:59 The sheer panic when you realized you put down the cancer rat truly shows how much of a threat he is. The scariest character in Ultrakill.
I guess he almost got a sheer heart attack
@@user-it7xi3nk8y He almost died from 20,000 volts
@@kevynhobueno7555he almost, uh, ultrakill
@@agrestige7390 He almost slipped and fell into the bridgeburner
@@kevynhobueno7555gotta send him to the meetgrinder
I love the fear you had fighting against the hardest boss, cancerous rodent
I cant believe he killed it first time, insane gameplay.
@@tucuxi132 Ikr usally people would lose over and over again but he somehow won first try he must be hacking
@@pyschobandit4478 just because someone is better than you dont blame them for hacking. Maybe he practised man
@@pyschobandit4478 oh shit nevermind he has cheat mode on
@@pay-gorn bro it's a joke 😭
I like that this guy is just killing everything and Hakita’s like “uh sir, sir, this is an employee only area”
Sir this is an arbys
5:07 every 5 year old kid in his bed
Fr
That shit's fun though
“You’re not supposed to be in here” hakita said calmly
1:59 you gave him a nose! congrats!
the stolen nose has been returned
hidden footage off what happens to people who ask hakita for the S word update
Bruh we literally have swordsmachine in this game, why CAN'T V1 wield a sword? Checkmate, atheists.
@@whomstthehecc3028 yeah that S word
@@whomstthehecc3028 I would genuinely love it. Imagine if the second Gabriel fight had him drop one of his swords, and you could pick and use it
@@lred1383 That would’ve so good
you mean sex update?
Once again, Kitto provides a challenge I didn't know I wanted to watch
Minos Prime: 😴
Cancerous Rodent: 😨
VERY Cancerous Rodent:😱
CANCEROUS PRIME?????
Sisyphus prime:🤨
@@KuromiScarlet5030more like 🧔♂️
+ why are you even spawning enemies here
imagine you come into the room,
you just see hakita covered in blood saying 'your not supposed to be here'
damn experience.
he just got done eating
@@spacemarine6212 ketchup
@@spacemarine6212 He ate spaghet
@@Abyssal_EntityHE WAS THE ONE WHO TOUCHED MY SPAGHETTI?
can you fight the leviathan while flesh prison ''spectates'' from behind the arena
*muffled judgement noises*
@@paulroberto2286
*muffled "THY END IS NOW"*
*muffled die*
"THY CAN BEAT THE SHITEFH OUT THE LEVIATHAN!"
I love how he basically killed everyone with style but he's afraid of a cancerous rat (also love the sex scene with very cancerous rat)
its rodent
It's interesting how some of the bosses control their own arena lighting
*YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE*
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
I fucking love smiling and covered in blood Hakita
He loves you, too :)
4:58 I like how you freaked out because of rodent
Cancerous Rodent is clearly the scariest boss
@@hiitssnow9036 what about very cancerous rodent?
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
Meanwhile Gabriel is questioning why he is hearing a shit ton of noise nearby
"fuller auto" *gets evaporated*
btw, there is a second "youre not supposed to be here" location, in 5-1 if you go in the elevator at the half-way point and look for a vent.
Gabriel: PERFECT HATR-
Insurrectionists: *pained groan*
6:57 **Stares into your soul**
Doctor: "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
The 4 monkeys: 5:07
Can we not talk about how good he is about parrying enemy attacks
Okay we won't
Agree, definitely not talking about that.
hakita took the setnence "color me red" too litterally 💀
Hakita doing thier best skyrim npc impression
im tryna do the mindflyer oneshot thing he did, the timing necessary for landing all the ricochets is literally frame perfect
Most sane ULTRAKILL player:
damn u really ultrakilled em
5:31 hakita can not beilive his eyes
Ah yes, P-2 simulator
Fighting minos in a crampt room and managed to survive. What a maniac
i like how hakita just smiles and politely ask u to leave even tho hes soaked in blood and watched the entire hell species die by V1
Great vid, but should have ended off with a railgun shot into Hakita and then it cuts there
when p ranking gabriel (both encounters) is easier than p ranking minos prime
Honest to god, I love how goofy this game can be at times
just gotta love how stoned hakita is, mustve seen too many things to even be phased
This gives me the same energy as a kid charging into their parents office to show them a cool trick they learned
this game has an amazing community
The way you took so long to kill the insurrectionist is so funny to me, also the hakita arena is an interesting place lmao
*The Hakita is not amused by your actions
Love how the arena just becomes two solid colours by the time you get to Minos.
Proving worthiness to get into P-2 early, I see
Gabriel: the heck where is that machine and WHERE IS THIS NOISE THAT IM HEARING RIGHT NOW CAME FROM!!!!!!
V1: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!. I KILLED EVERYONE FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU A TON OF BLOOD SO PLEASE LET ME GET TO P-2.
Hakita: "you're not supposed to be here"
"um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?"
"Thy end is *_WEAK_* ."
-Minos Prime 6:19
I legit actually tried to find Hakita near the Wrath level when I realized "wait the update is out, I'm SUPPOSED to be here" lmfao
Your the best ultrakiller
Blue GoPro: I HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL AND REGENERATE WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I HAVE TRAVELLED TO HELL TO COLLECT MORE.
Hakita:
yoo dude this kool aid tastes funky
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE"
'Didnt ask'
"PLEASE LEAVE"
'ratio'
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS"
'hey wanna see me instakill minos?'
Peak ultrakill
this is the first ultrakill video i watched before i bought and downloaded it
thy judgement
Hakita: ok
this is the first video about ultrakill i watched. and i love it
4:36 KITTO CAUGHT TRYING TO PROJECTILE BOOST WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER
4:41 KITTO CAUGHT TRYING TO PARRY WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER
I like how he's just watching the chaos un fold
hakita doesn't deem you worthy
The pure anger at the end there lol
Imagine you're hakita who just defends P-2 enter and some gopro kills everything that you made infront of your eyes.
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO FIGHT EVERY SPAWNABLE ENEMY HERE
"I WILL SPLATTER YOUR GORE ACROSS THE STARS!"
V1: **gore all over the dam room**
Hakita:Get out of my house
my guy killed minos in a broom closet
"You're not supposed to be-e here...Mr. Freeman..."
For some reason this is very relaxing.
"You're not supposed to be here"
This was only a foreshadowing of P2
i love how he panics when he spawn the cancerous rodent
you know the fighting is good when the gameplay looks like a powerpoint presentation
this is why i love this community
Guy with Owl: Full auto.
V1: Hides
Guy with Owl: Full auto.
V1: BREATHING INTENSIFIES WHILE HIDING
Guy with Owl: Fuller auto.
V1: Today is not a great day pal.
Alternate title: hakita daily shower
The most impressive thing is that he killed cancerous rodent, he almost died and probably took him multiple attempts to do this
Anyone noticed that there is floating images of blood on Hakita that move along with him?
this was one of my first ever interractions with an ultrakillvideo
I love how he just panics when he summons the cancerous rodent but just stomps on very cancerous rodent
hakita demands blood sacrifice
My favorite part is when he says you’re not supposed to be here
he is so polite
You turned the special elevator Room in to the normal one by painting it red
Imagine telling a blue GoPro to leave while he starts fighting several bosses gabriel probably couldn’t beat
0:09 lust with hakita 😳😳😳
i can feel the spatial audio
the amount of bde on this man
I found this video by looking up "Athelstan Nyanners" somehow... but I'm not disappointed at all
2:42 that sound just triggered ptsd from my first v2 fight
Paint Hakita's Room Red% complete.
P-3 be lookin crazy fr fr
If i didnt watch this, ultrakill videos wouldnt be in my recommendeds and i wouldnt be suffering trying to do p ranks
Thank you for introducing me pain and suffering to keep me distracted from the real pain the world has
(in a good way)
Fun fact: You can still do this, but on Violence layer, not on Sisyphus Prime door
That maurice did a face palm (pun intended) right on tape!!1!
peak ultrakill content
5:07: plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap