What If You Were Swallowed by an Anaconda?

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  • @ZebraWars101
    @ZebraWars101 5 років тому +5790

    “Don’t worry anacondas won’t eat you bc you’re too big”
    Midgets: *Breathes heavily*

    • @rudeflex2659
      @rudeflex2659 5 років тому +134

      LMAO underrated comment

    • @eisque
      @eisque 5 років тому +163

      Kids too

    • @luvana.a
      @luvana.a 5 років тому +14

      XD 😂

    • @ELNeneRey360
      @ELNeneRey360 5 років тому +5

      ZebraWars101 😂😂😂

    • @aliezasamad1475
      @aliezasamad1475 5 років тому +52

      Actually a anaconda killed and tried to eat its owner. It might not be abel eat you but might be abel to kill you. Honestly It also depends how big in hight and size you are.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +9448

    If I was swallowed by an anaconda, it'd spit me back out because they don't eat trash.

  • @samanthagedville478
    @samanthagedville478 5 років тому +2101

    Me: *about to go to sleep*
    My recommendations: what if you were eaten by an anaconda?
    Me: “Well looks like I’m staying up”

    • @trombobeplayer844
      @trombobeplayer844 5 років тому +4

      Same ive been watching these for 10 minutes

    • @sayainfinix5574
      @sayainfinix5574 4 роки тому +1

      Doing the same thing now

    • @invadertifxiii
      @invadertifxiii 4 роки тому +2

      @@sayainfinix5574 same, been watching for 3 hours now, took a little break tho

    • @d.dementedengineerc99isurf26
      @d.dementedengineerc99isurf26 4 роки тому

      You stay up because you were disturbed or because you found it interesting?

    • @batteryz9615
      @batteryz9615 4 роки тому +3

      I found one of these videos, and for some reason I clicked on it. These were very easy to understand and interesting, too. Now I’m addicted to this channel’s videos and love science.

  • @dusktheowlgryphon
    @dusktheowlgryphon 4 роки тому +558

    DeviantART users: *heavy breathing*

  • @robinx8699
    @robinx8699 5 років тому +8211

    Does nobody talk about the women who looked like she was having fun while the snake wrapped around her neck?!

    • @TheEndlessCycle
      @TheEndlessCycle 5 років тому +151

      @@plazmatter *LENNY FACE INTENSIFIES*

    • @deynnecabs3010
      @deynnecabs3010 5 років тому +178

      It's actually her "pet". I once searched on youtube, if snakes can be pets then that video shows up. Sorry for my bad english.

    • @queencandace9407
      @queencandace9407 5 років тому +56

      Yeah.....she is something else

    • @eudoraeudora4673
      @eudoraeudora4673 5 років тому +137

      if an anaconda wrapped around like that, no force of human can resist that. especially an old woman. anaconda knows no master. it will squeeze her neck until she cant breathe to die.

    • @kimekogittens9116
      @kimekogittens9116 5 років тому +101

      Oh she freaky freaky

  • @pinkamenadianepie3567
    @pinkamenadianepie3567 5 років тому +2473

    "Anacondas won't eat humans because we're too big."
    Crocodile: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @aoyamasora3724
      @aoyamasora3724 4 роки тому +32

      the anaconda they use is small. thats why he cant swallow that man in a suit

    • @snaz7110
      @snaz7110 4 роки тому +44

      Well crocodiles aren't as broad, as stated in the video, at least not the one they gave in the example.

    • @AR-di7df
      @AR-di7df 4 роки тому +18

      What about a kid?

    • @SusieLikesChalk
      @SusieLikesChalk 4 роки тому +16

      Are you pinkie pie with no sanity whatsoever?

    • @anticarnate730
      @anticarnate730 4 роки тому +2

      Aoyama Sora Naw it was honestly big they said around 30 feet long.

  • @cashyGGR84
    @cashyGGR84 5 років тому +6502

    *Anaconda Tries to eat Bear Grylls*
    Bear Grylls eats it instead

    • @SoniSinghPhysics
      @SoniSinghPhysics 5 років тому +118

      Ikr that guy its anything and everything he finds.... not to insult him though..... i wonder how he handles the taste......

    • @cashyGGR84
      @cashyGGR84 5 років тому +97

      @@SoniSinghPhysics He even dares to drink his own piss! How 'bout that!?

    • @SoniSinghPhysics
      @SoniSinghPhysics 5 років тому +12

      @@cashyGGR84 ikr 😂😂

    • @smitpatel1404
      @smitpatel1404 5 років тому +6

      @@cashyGGR84 Many people do

    • @cashyGGR84
      @cashyGGR84 5 років тому +11

      @@smitpatel1404 🥴💦

  • @aananya6106
    @aananya6106 4 роки тому +69

    There are cases of a python eating a girl in her late teens, I think.
    The snake was cut open to retrieve her body. I think out goes without saying she was dead by asphyxiation. It was not too long since the snake had swallowed her, and the body hadn't reached the stomach yet...
    The python was huge.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah I think shoulder width determines whether they can eat you.

    • @jacksonharris4893
      @jacksonharris4893 Рік тому +1

      The woman was in the pythons body for two days at most as said in the article pretty horrific especially when seeing the video

  • @Angel_Donoghue
    @Angel_Donoghue 5 років тому +2987

    Me: gets swallowed by an anaconda
    Mom: it’s because of that god damn phone.
    Me inside the snake: shut up

  • @luneelyn
    @luneelyn 5 років тому +4250

    UA-camrs in 2050 be like:
    *"Spending 24 hours in an Anaconda"*

  • @ruddeep6849
    @ruddeep6849 5 років тому +2208

    It's getting darker....

    • @mjulyo
      @mjulyo 5 років тому +37

      ikr all these what ifs are getting darker tbh

    • @bozkurt3019
      @bozkurt3019 5 років тому +15

      Delrasshial Maybe it’s a reference to Mars rover Opportunity. He said “my battery is low and it’s getting dark.” It was February 2019.

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 5 років тому

      @@delrasshial7200 Might be gettin eaten by a snake

    • @ruddeep6849
      @ruddeep6849 5 років тому

      @@bozkurt3019 ooo

    • @palubhai5540
      @palubhai5540 5 років тому +2

      And those were the last qwords of the dumbest human

  • @HootPlaysYt
    @HootPlaysYt 4 роки тому +50

    3:08
    It feels like he is enjoying at lot 😂😂

  • @PROGAMER-kw1ij
    @PROGAMER-kw1ij 5 років тому +1976

    What if you swallowed an anaconda

    • @abhi..5591
      @abhi..5591 5 років тому +29

      Haha

    • @asfadanny
      @asfadanny 5 років тому +117

      Its swallow you back

    • @in_theMoment
      @in_theMoment 5 років тому +10

      👏👏👏

    • @in_theMoment
      @in_theMoment 5 років тому +13

      @@gamerfreakedout wrong anaconda

    • @dakota7494
      @dakota7494 5 років тому +21

      It'll burst out of your stomach like Alien

  • @MalevolentFiber
    @MalevolentFiber 5 років тому +1132

    Fun fact: Snakes actually don’t dislocate their jaw in order to swallow prey. They have a separate bone connecting their upper and lower jaws, instead of a simple joint. Allowing it to open further.

  • @strayios7157
    @strayios7157 5 років тому +526

    Nikki Minaj: gets eaten by anaconda
    Anaconda: why do I hear boss music?

    • @BurninPhoenix
      @BurninPhoenix 5 років тому +20

      And then boss music intensifies. Anaconda gets blasted into pieces from the inside.

    • @hi-uc6iw
      @hi-uc6iw 5 років тому +3

      Ew, hater

    • @e3thur
      @e3thur 5 років тому +1

      @@hi-uc6iw Ew, biased.

    • @lorijana4387
      @lorijana4387 4 роки тому +1

      Was that supposed to be funny

    • @Ormanian
      @Ormanian 4 роки тому

      COVID-19
      Vaccines:Omae owa mou shindeiru
      COVID-19:If I don’t say it I don’t die >:)
      Vaccines&humanity: AAAAAAAAA- ded

  • @bellala5142
    @bellala5142 4 роки тому +51

    Will I ever get eaten by an anaconda? Probably not. Did I watch the the full video without skipping ? Yes. Yes I did.

  • @safinsalt2265
    @safinsalt2265 5 років тому +140

    “Seeing how massive you are”
    I see this as a personal attack

  • @KoninikaSen
    @KoninikaSen 4 роки тому +412

    No one :
    The man in pigs blood : Imma try and get myself swallowed

  • @burningfury4065
    @burningfury4065 5 років тому +687

    Anaconda: I’m the deadliest snake ever!
    Titanoboa: hold my prey

  • @boostedrival5505
    @boostedrival5505 3 роки тому +96

    It’s terrifying to think about being swallowed by this

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 роки тому +3

      well look at the bright side dude you'd probably take the snake with you by making it vulnerable to attack after the fact

    • @TheSoullessImmortal
      @TheSoullessImmortal Рік тому

      @@raven4k998
      Ehh, not exactly. Most, if not all snakes are capable of doing something called “regurgitation”. Basically, in case a predator’s nearby or if you’re just too big of a meal to swallow, they spit you right back out.

    • @jacksonharris4893
      @jacksonharris4893 Рік тому

      Some Indonesia woman was swallowed by a python snake

  • @KuinasBrokenNail
    @KuinasBrokenNail 4 роки тому +774

    “Due to how massive you are...”
    Me: HEY THAT’S RUDE

  • @myra2403
    @myra2403 5 років тому +445

    If you have claustrophobia

  • @djhasta5031
    @djhasta5031 5 років тому +409

    Narrator: "It can even eat a crocodile."
    Hippo: "Am I a joke to you? "

    • @abulnese
      @abulnese 5 років тому +11

      Bad meme

    • @liamm2066
      @liamm2066 5 років тому +7

      Yup bad meme

    • @Moroi92
      @Moroi92 5 років тому +1

      If we're "too big and too long", what about the crocodiles

    • @Brontosore
      @Brontosore 2 роки тому

      @@Moroi92 No, it eats dwarf and spectacled caimans which are smaller than a human.

  • @k.k.blites474
    @k.k.blites474 3 роки тому +23

    As usual , the brave cameraman survived

    • @herbyg529
      @herbyg529 3 роки тому +1

      Nah fr 😂 camera man got a G pass EVERYWHERE

    • @thedotfairy2
      @thedotfairy2 Рік тому

      brave camera man had his healing potions.

  • @borresarnoldjake116
    @borresarnoldjake116 5 років тому +245

    Is no one going to talk about the woman getting choked by the annaconda? 1:47

    • @bustacs2
      @bustacs2 5 років тому +5

      It was her pet

    • @brianhooks1574
      @brianhooks1574 5 років тому +1

      Waiting on the samething

    • @bjmorris7414
      @bjmorris7414 5 років тому +14

      She raised the snake so now its her overgrown pet..yeah I know krazy ain't it

    • @Kristina-fb4jq
      @Kristina-fb4jq 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @GatsuKS
      @GatsuKS 5 років тому +1

      No, we're not gonna talk about it, it's a cover up

  • @garysheldonjr8379
    @garysheldonjr8379 5 років тому +336

    Damn Nature is Scary...

  • @holywater4270
    @holywater4270 5 років тому +105

    no one:
    them: *put rubber sound effect every time snake move*

  • @hamilangelobanag8432
    @hamilangelobanag8432 4 роки тому +19

    This guy's favorite sentence:
    "Unceremoniously pooped out"

  • @Arkeshan
    @Arkeshan 5 років тому +1064

    Let's be honest
    You didn't search for this

  • @hamiltonateurdog3708
    @hamiltonateurdog3708 4 роки тому +318

    "Anacondas can grow up to 9 meters tall." What is this, Attack on Titan?

  • @tops700
    @tops700 5 років тому +152

    In mother russia Anaconda doesn’t eat you , you eat Anaconda

    • @Sawma920
      @Sawma920 5 років тому +7

      Hello comrade

    • @SunWaveBurn
      @SunWaveBurn 5 років тому +7

      👍

    • @-seoulair
      @-seoulair 5 років тому

      @@SunWaveBurn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 5 років тому

      They're tasty to be honest, I ate preserved one when I was a kid.

    • @devilsartist2844
      @devilsartist2844 5 років тому

      Hello fellow comrade

  • @DarkKnight-gi5vd
    @DarkKnight-gi5vd 4 роки тому +28

    “Leave anaconda alone”??Bro I was going to say “leave me alone...”

  • @thebumblebeaa2152
    @thebumblebeaa2152 4 роки тому +1046

    him: anacondas can’t eat anything over 45kgs
    me: *screams in 43kgs*
    edit: no i’m not gonna thank you for the likes i’m just gonna remind you that I exist
    edit 2: PLEASE YA'LL I WEIGH 56 NOW I MADE THIS COMMENT OVER TWO YEARS AGO I CANT-
    edit 3: *laughs in 62kgs* yeah I been stress eating
    edit: *laughs in 57* I’m so cool now guys

    • @lol-yq7lf
      @lol-yq7lf 4 роки тому +14

      SHARI FRIGGIN JAYNE *screams in 44kgs*

    • @siyavushkhosrow
      @siyavushkhosrow 4 роки тому +29

      Me:53kgs
      Anaconda:look mate i dont want trouble k?
      Mate im im warning you
      Dont get any closer
      L L l Last warning
      Aaaaaaaaaaa

    • @mialovesfatcats5414
      @mialovesfatcats5414 4 роки тому +11

      screams in 38

    • @strawberryice9264
      @strawberryice9264 4 роки тому +18

      *laughs in 58kg*

    • @tortillaluvsyou
      @tortillaluvsyou 4 роки тому +9

      laughs in 46kgs

  • @DiVa-ks2jg
    @DiVa-ks2jg 4 роки тому +447

    Everyone right now : What if I get Coronavirus?
    Me (at home in lockdown with zero chances of ever encountering and anaconda) :

    • @BroZedd
      @BroZedd 4 роки тому +4

      Not Zero lmao

    • @DiVa-ks2jg
      @DiVa-ks2jg 4 роки тому +4

      @@BroZedd 0.01 that also because it's 2020

    • @BroZedd
      @BroZedd 4 роки тому +7

      @@DiVa-ks2jg 2021 is yet to come
      And there is still no cure/vaccine
      And cases are rising day by day

    • @stevensilva1551
      @stevensilva1551 4 роки тому +1

      0.30 chance. But only if your in the Amazon

    • @BroZedd
      @BroZedd 4 роки тому +2

      @@stevensilva1551 10% if you're in a zoo

  • @barrymichael4790
    @barrymichael4790 5 років тому +358

    All men have Anaconda it's just in different sizes.

  • @taliaesparza7343
    @taliaesparza7343 4 роки тому +21

    *Thinking about scrolling past the video*
    My anxiety: You have to watch it...
    Me: What no-
    My Anxiety: this is vital information to know just in case~

  • @amantedelmondo1787
    @amantedelmondo1787 5 років тому +197

    Thanks for the nightmares What If!...

  • @justten3243
    @justten3243 5 років тому +43

    This is the worst thing i could imagine would happen to me

  • @CorgiCookies
    @CorgiCookies 4 роки тому +69

    I’ve fed my snakes live mice before. Normally I only feed frozen, but I had a very stubborn girl. Anyway, I gave one of my girls a mouse, and she crushed it almost immediately. Didn’t even suffocate it. Just instantly crushed it. Never underestimate a snake. I love them, but they’re very strong.

  • @Lrdnqustr
    @Lrdnqustr 3 роки тому +23

    voraphiles: *sweating intensifies*

  • @xozol7488
    @xozol7488 5 років тому +747

    What if pokemons were real...

    • @its_sebastianldjs5009
      @its_sebastianldjs5009 5 років тому +25

      I would be the greatest Pokémon master 😎

    • @Ken-zf5cm
      @Ken-zf5cm 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahahhaha

    • @iReed_wt
      @iReed_wt 5 років тому +10

      @@its_sebastianldjs5009 I don't fcking think so!

    • @fireneko20
      @fireneko20 5 років тому +6

      we would exploit them for world tournament

    • @JOHN-uj4zg
      @JOHN-uj4zg 5 років тому +1

      Wish What If would do that

  • @its.babsie713
    @its.babsie713 5 років тому +35

    me: *past midnight scrolling through recommendations*
    _what if you were swallowed by an anaconda ?_
    my mind: 👀
    me: 👀 *presses play*

  • @jeritocoronel
    @jeritocoronel 5 років тому +107

    Me: eww, so gross
    Also me: 👀

  • @deviniscool458
    @deviniscool458 2 роки тому +4

    1:30
    What if: "Due to how massive you are"
    Me: "Bruh WTF 😡😡😡😡😡"

  • @sash69420
    @sash69420 5 років тому +51

    If an anaconda eats Bear Grylls, he'd eat it from the inside.

  • @elli6625
    @elli6625 5 років тому +545

    When you once have a chance to be the top comment but you got nothing to say

    • @sufiyan5844
      @sufiyan5844 5 років тому +7

      When you are about to die and you still have too much to say and do...

    • @nikhildixit5551
      @nikhildixit5551 5 років тому

      @@sufiyan5844 Not about Anacondas

  • @br0cklesnar68
    @br0cklesnar68 4 роки тому +15

    ANXIETY WHEN I STARTED THE VIDEO: 1%
    ANXIETY WHEN THE VIDEO ENDED: 100000000000%

  • @sandycarumba2474
    @sandycarumba2474 4 роки тому +83

    anacondas aren't the biggest/largest existed snake on earth, the "Titanboa" is the type of snake that is measured about 40 foot

    • @bhavikjoshi4855
      @bhavikjoshi4855 4 роки тому +27

      was* Titanoboa is extinct now

    • @DobiZaujati
      @DobiZaujati 3 роки тому +2

      Giganthopis garstini also the first largest snake in world until titanoboa were founded in 2009 they are not so popular (you can search in google)

    • @bannana_bean1266
      @bannana_bean1266 3 роки тому

      When you dont have common sense and trying to be smart:

    • @ajdoesarsenal6113
      @ajdoesarsenal6113 3 роки тому

      It was 48 feet long not 40

    • @prayingbanshee
      @prayingbanshee 2 роки тому

      @@bhavikjoshi4855 THANK GOD

  • @anwardaud
    @anwardaud 5 років тому +25

    "just leave anaconda alone"
    Well not only anaconda, leave me alone too

  • @samad4319
    @samad4319 5 років тому +13

    I wanted to skip this video, My brain was like :
    "Dude, You never know"

  • @larney2611
    @larney2611 4 роки тому +64

    *Me in bed*: There's no way there's a snake in my room bro
    **My anxiety**: But what if there was?;)

  • @GhostbustersFan77
    @GhostbustersFan77 2 роки тому +6

    I remember that fool who tried to get swallowed by a Anaconda. It wasn't exactly planned out, how could he have survived for months inside the snake?

  • @10ksubswithvideoschallenge73
    @10ksubswithvideoschallenge73 5 років тому +8

    Why did UA-cam Recommended Me This?
    _I am not even interested in getting eaten by an Anaconda_

  • @dodosuify
    @dodosuify 5 років тому +40

    My anaconda don’t! My anaconda don’t! My anaconda don’t want not unless you got buns hun!

  • @Neba482
    @Neba482 5 років тому +18

    This channel should be called 'Milion reasons how to die'

  • @johnsantinotupas6259
    @johnsantinotupas6259 4 роки тому +6

    2:14
    Teacher: ok class now lets travel to anacanda's body

  • @mekittyprettyd8754
    @mekittyprettyd8754 5 років тому +97

    "dont worry it wont eat you because you're too big"
    Me: *being Short*

    • @JTZombiE
      @JTZombiE 5 років тому +4

      have you thought about width not just length? (no offense im just saying this is not a personal attack im not calling you fat please dont call the FBI)

    • @ayoutubeuser9803
      @ayoutubeuser9803 5 років тому +1

      4 weeks ago

    • @mekittyprettyd8754
      @mekittyprettyd8754 5 років тому +1

      @@JTZombiE I weight 38._.

    • @lol-yq7lf
      @lol-yq7lf 4 роки тому +4

      Me Kittypretty:D wtf how old are you

    • @frooa9211
      @frooa9211 4 роки тому +5

      @@mekittyprettyd8754 ur young tho (we can see by ur pfp)

  • @imjustadog1897
    @imjustadog1897 5 років тому +142

    *Vore fans have entered the chat*

    • @proto-guest4511
      @proto-guest4511 5 років тому +7

      Used to be a vore fan, but not anymore.

    • @teslamodels2283
      @teslamodels2283 5 років тому +2

      Yeah i agree

    • @imjustadog1897
      @imjustadog1897 5 років тому +9

      @@proto-guest4511 Some art is decent. Not fapable, but easy on the eyes. Some goes a bit too far with the graphic digestion and the stinky finishes.

    • @teddyflowers2798
      @teddyflowers2798 5 років тому +3

      Fap. Fap fap👍

    • @knucklespeoples
      @knucklespeoples 5 років тому +7

      and im proud of it

  • @willimdarmawan3066
    @willimdarmawan3066 4 роки тому +98

    There are cases in Indonesia where the victims already in the snakes.
    We humans are not too big for bigger snakes.

  • @cristianawong9691
    @cristianawong9691 4 роки тому +13

    "A meal over 45kg, like you, might not be what an anaconda is most interested in."
    Me: Sticky one. I'm 39/40kg

    • @juliaslavova9672
      @juliaslavova9672 4 роки тому

      Im 27kg im a 8 years old

    • @JoJo-tm6ty
      @JoJo-tm6ty 3 роки тому

      @@juliaslavova9672 you should not be on youtube lmao

    • @juliaslavova9672
      @juliaslavova9672 3 роки тому

      @@JoJo-tm6ty why

    • @JoJo-tm6ty
      @JoJo-tm6ty 3 роки тому

      @@juliaslavova9672 because you’re 8 years old lmao

    • @thefailure7789
      @thefailure7789 3 роки тому

      @@juliaslavova9672 get off UA-cam and give the phone back to mommy.

  • @subhrajitsarkar3222
    @subhrajitsarkar3222 5 років тому +480

    Cases like a whole human being swallowed by an anaconda or python is heard almost every year in my country.

    • @rin3287
      @rin3287 5 років тому +13

      Country???

    • @Mohtishamsaqib
      @Mohtishamsaqib 5 років тому +50

      They can eat childrens
      U have probably heard newzz of children getting swallowed

    • @knuxuki1013
      @knuxuki1013 5 років тому +30

      Stay safe ma dude

    • @EikoK
      @EikoK 5 років тому +9

      Thailand?

    • @FactsFactoryDiscovery
      @FactsFactoryDiscovery 5 років тому +20

      *Cough* India *cough*

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +4

    _WHAT IF YOU ARE SWALLOWED BY AN ANACONDA?_
    *Meanwhile, people still remember the old Nokia snake game back in 90s - 2000s*

  • @musharebmahar1111
    @musharebmahar1111 5 років тому +58

    What if you swallowed an Anaconda?

  • @ashmitaghosh1457
    @ashmitaghosh1457 4 роки тому +19

    What if talks about an anaconda swallowing a human
    Anaconda movies: am I a joke to you????

  • @SarastistheSerpent
    @SarastistheSerpent 5 років тому +249

    Anacondas cannot eat humans. They are not large enough. Reticulated pythons on the other hand eat humans often. 3 people in the last 2 years have been eaten by reticulated pythons.

    • @Xyt_EliteMajor
      @Xyt_EliteMajor 5 років тому +35

      This is why i carry a knife and a pistol everywhere i go

    • @morganfreeman5972
      @morganfreeman5972 5 років тому +43

      @@Xyt_EliteMajor You venture into python infested areas often?...

    • @Xyt_EliteMajor
      @Xyt_EliteMajor 5 років тому +29

      @@morganfreeman5972 im in the philippines. But im prepared if there are any here...

    • @morganfreeman5972
      @morganfreeman5972 5 років тому

      @@Xyt_EliteMajor Oh okay. Makes sense in that case.

    • @nowjwj32hg6
      @nowjwj32hg6 5 років тому

      @@Xyt_EliteMajor wait, i live in the Philippines too, you saying we have many reticulated pythons here? Hahahah tanong lang

  • @stephenwest2434
    @stephenwest2434 5 років тому +89

    Nobody:
    UA-cam Recommendation: WHAT IF YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY AN ANACONDA?

    • @Bibibosh
      @Bibibosh 5 років тому +9

      Stephen West what if u type dumb comments.
      You might get likes.

    • @the4thElement88
      @the4thElement88 5 років тому +4

      Stephen West: *types the word “nobody”*
      Me: Bruh that wasn’t nobody, that was somebody! Lol

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey 5 років тому +20

    It''s a gruesome death. The person would be alive till the digestive juices destroyed the human body--a week or so!

  • @xitizplays8446
    @xitizplays8446 4 роки тому +13

    Me: gets swallowed by an anaconda
    My mom: it’s because of that goddamn phone phone.

  • @inshalanjum7196
    @inshalanjum7196 5 років тому +104

    WHAT IF Titanoboa never got extinct

    • @inshalanjum7196
      @inshalanjum7196 5 років тому +1

      Ask Santa 4 a tym machine...ho ho ho

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 5 років тому

      It would take you from cali to Florida in 6 hours tops

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 5 років тому +4

      Inshal Anjum that video already exists

    • @TheJRod304
      @TheJRod304 5 років тому +1

      that’s a story, for another, What If.

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 5 років тому +4

      Titanobia never goes extinct.
      It just got resized and people called it "Anaconda" 😂

  • @flaaaq6904
    @flaaaq6904 4 роки тому +11

    I was tired af and was about to sleep
    until that jumpscare
    4:23

  • @wolfpackpete6408
    @wolfpackpete6408 5 років тому +9

    Very large snakes can eat crocodiles that are bigger than a lot of people. Our arms and legs are relatively longer in comparison with crocs, making it more awkward for a snake to manipulate its jaws to swallow a human. That's the aspect making it most unlikely for someone to be eaten by a snake, but it is possible.

  • @Just_uh_random
    @Just_uh_random 4 роки тому +8

    RIP cameraman we will miss you😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺

  • @jarullins2
    @jarullins2 5 років тому +15

    this is one of the best youtube content creator. Definitely worth subscribing.
    Thank you, Whatif.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 роки тому

      don't worry they are keeping you alive to enjoy being digested alive by the snake🤣

  • @navetwizer9853
    @navetwizer9853 5 років тому +56

    ThEn I wOuLd DiE

  • @RGATv
    @RGATv 5 років тому +36

    I'm interested in knowing how an Anaconda poops 🤪

  • @arshsinghbhushan
    @arshsinghbhushan 4 роки тому +1

    That old lady laughs:
    Anaconda: So you have chosen death.

  • @virekin0t719
    @virekin0t719 4 роки тому +13

    this channel right here is the reason why most of my fears exist

  • @kainataslam4279
    @kainataslam4279 4 роки тому +39

    Me: laying while watching this
    My cat: some how got under my blanket
    Me: feels something moving
    Me: *jumps* throws iPad* runs and looks back and sees it was my cat😁😁😁

    • @jaison7094
      @jaison7094 4 роки тому

      😂💀

    • @ectv1111
      @ectv1111 3 роки тому

      You before: AHHGYJhfGhGgJGH
      You after: this is fine

  • @SoulCrapper
    @SoulCrapper 5 років тому +8

    Vore enthusiasts: "My body is ready."

  • @ΑρχονταςΑρουραίος
    @ΑρχονταςΑρουραίος 4 роки тому +2

    _My name is Coyote Peterson and I'm entering the kill zone with an anaconda_

  • @WajihRathore
    @WajihRathore 5 років тому +6

    In a parallel universe
    *"What If you were swollowed by a human?"*

  • @Moon1tt
    @Moon1tt 5 років тому +4

    Me : *depressed*
    UA-cam Notification: *HeY WaNNa wAtCh wHaT iF you wErE SWaLLoWeD by AnAcOnDa*

  • @jarullins2
    @jarullins2 5 років тому +5

    i was wondering this for way too long.
    blessed.

  • @tntgaming384
    @tntgaming384 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for keeping us safe😊

  • @SC-wz2vh
    @SC-wz2vh 5 років тому +53

    I'm suggesting this again so it will be seen: What if humanity evolved alongside other species? Would they be our competitors? Or would we accept them and even form interspecies relationships? My money is on the less friendly outcome judging by our behaviour.

    • @d.dementedengineerc99isurf26
      @d.dementedengineerc99isurf26 4 роки тому +3

      One of the major reasons we are dominant on Earth is because we are so good at killing things. So yeah. I agree with you.

  • @dani2466
    @dani2466 4 роки тому +19

    “Due to how massive you are-“
    Me: ouch 😐*eats chips*

  • @robbiestratton5901
    @robbiestratton5901 5 років тому +9

    I was impeached by a group of anacondas

  • @n4nao
    @n4nao 4 роки тому +10

    I pet an anaconda before- but idk why it was so friendly-

  • @texasy8543
    @texasy8543 5 років тому +115

    What if born babies could talk?

    • @mywrold4480
      @mywrold4480 5 років тому +26

      That would be creepy lol

    • @Dean4511
      @Dean4511 5 років тому +8

      @@mywrold4480 Esp. if they where assholes.

    • @EleanorShellsdrop
      @EleanorShellsdrop 5 років тому +12

      “Mom you’re vagina stinks ewww im covered in blood! what is this tube thing on my belly button?”

    • @blond009
      @blond009 5 років тому +2

      Relax1337 it would actually be easier to take care of them, you could ask what they need and they wouldn’t cry so much. Also you could teach them to take care ic themself earlier.

    • @Lolodasimpson
      @Lolodasimpson 5 років тому

      @@EleanorShellsdrop thats even funny thinks its ok to make fun of women who give birth

  • @ehsan_596
    @ehsan_596 5 років тому +23

    My name is coyote Peterson and I’m going to enter the stomach zone with the anaconda

    • @jcelldogs
      @jcelldogs 5 років тому +2

      Mark: are you alright coyote???? Coyote: nope its just crushing my ribs... mark: should I get help? Coyote: no, I just can't breath. .. mark: ok, what should I do? Coyote: grab the bottle over there with the executioner wasp, and have it sting the anaconda. Mark: ok. Anaconda: oh the hell you didnt.. (anaconda tightens its grip, then becomes paralyzed from the sting killing coyote.

  • @edsy9403
    @edsy9403 5 років тому +10

    When i was a kid, i thought that their esophagus spans across their whole body

  • @fanboysaremidd
    @fanboysaremidd 4 роки тому +8

    Anaconda:Swallos Me*
    Me:Still alive
    Anconda:Feels Tickly
    Me:its time to die

  • @jedivenomsnake9487
    @jedivenomsnake9487 4 роки тому +4

    Anaconda: *Eats crocodile whole*
    Titanaboa: Spit it out you bastard!

  • @Pew694
    @Pew694 5 років тому +4

    Imagine going on a camping trip to the Amazon and waking up and half your body is down an anacondas throat. 🐍

  • @teddy_077
    @teddy_077 5 років тому +51

    little kids that are small: I’M GONNA DIEEEEEE

  • @springbonnie321
    @springbonnie321 Рік тому +12

    I really like how the snakes weren't villainized, so rare to see! No "man-eating killer snake", just a normal snake doing normal and realistic snake things. Love to see it!

    • @AlexNur07
      @AlexNur07 Рік тому +1

      I mean obviously but since they feed w humans too is normal for us to be scared of them

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 років тому +23

    Most would make sure to take a selfie before its finished devouring them

  • @bupegasus
    @bupegasus 5 років тому +8

    This was basicslly a clever way to teach someone Anaconda anatomy

  • @johanking8379
    @johanking8379 5 років тому +44

    What if the huge anacondas we see from the movies exist in real life

    • @tmmylczrn
      @tmmylczrn 5 років тому +7

      They do exist during the dino era they just went extinct. Lol

    • @ralphgallardo7547
      @ralphgallardo7547 5 років тому +4

      You mean titanoboa?

    • @snoopymochi562
      @snoopymochi562 5 років тому +2

      It’s like saying what if King Kong is real lol

    • @auga3896
      @auga3896 5 років тому

      @@tmmylczrn there's no fact on Dinosaur existed or not