When France Holds in Multiplayer
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Twitch: / dankus_memecus
This game I was allowed on France and had a great time testing out a new build which kind of became the meta the past few weeks in the mod which I will link for once XD. The french showing the overconfident germans whats up is a good summary of this game.
Mod: steamcommunity...
Edited by Dijon Dillan.
Mod is linked in description before you ask
Thx drankus :)
Where is mod
where's the mega campaign dommy
wait wrong channel
Nice
so where mod
This is like beating the boss battle you're supposed to lose, but the game decides you lose anyway in the next cutscene.
The intro sekiro boss haha
Demon souls
Fucking hate that shit. Or a boss battle that you cannot win, but try to win anyway, and use up all your potions and such.
newest i remember is the big lycan boss battle in the beggining of re8
I get some gta story mode flashbacks, surrendering to two cops holding you at gun point when you've been through a lot worse
>Stalingrand 1942
Host: "Uh Soviet Player, delete half your divisions on the Stalingrad tile and remove your Air Force from the region to give the Germany Player a chance."
Soviet Player: OK *Uses excess supply to convert to 40 width division infantry and replaces plane production with anti-air*
@@thedemonofrazgriz3602 Host: Retreat your units from the tile
@@IslandWork1 Soviet player: OK *Nukes tile*
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere Or D-Day, 1944
Host: uhhhh Germany you have to allow the Allies at least 5 beach landings with a port. And pull all your tanks out.
@@danielw.8356Nah, that wouldnt happen, hoi4 hosts love german moustache man too much
This host is why i cant stand multiplayer in hoi. “The axis players are mad that youre winning the spanish civil war so you have to delete your units or stop playing”
It has no sense, if you loose then learn from it and dont cry
@@agustinsaya6459 its hoi4 soy boys
To be fair, dankus also kinda bended the rules a bit to send 5 divs to spain.
@@busteraycan TBF that isn't actually in the rules, the issue is Dankus is a meta player in a group full of memers such as you know, bo, braun and drue... remember the anniversary game? where dankus played to the meta so much that he had more civs and mils thanks to puppets than the entire rest of the world combined?
@@CafeLiquerstreams what was that video called please ? :)
Buff doge Dankus: I could as France during 1939.
Wimy doge Dankus: Throws Finland by zooming in on the Frontline and then Romania by ultra snaking.
Did Dankus already upload his version of events?
@@stan2754 no but thought it would be funny considering how he made germany rage quit but in the other game did worse than golden.
@@the-wanderer111 everybody has their days I guess
If you wanna see this from bo’s pov it is Worst Uk ever 2.0.
Hey. France is beating us in Spain. Let's make God delete his units.
Hey. France beat us in the war proper. Let's make God delete his tanks.
Yeah, that felt like serious BM to force the France player to cripple himself in Spain
You know the saying. "Gott Mitt Uns".
"WAH WAH, France defeated us because we suck, we weren't prepared, WAH WAH." That's what I heard when Dancus defeated them in 39.
Fr Germany just throw a tantrum
Well they did admit defeat though
@@cedricl.marquard6273 and then he was forced to delete his tanks and let germany take france? lmao what
@@theslavicimmigrant4795 yeah so the sovs n all still have a game, but the winner is dankus, or allies, thanks to france lul
Exactly
Tfw Dankus is winning so then the host is like, "Nah you cant do that"
Yeah host shit
Love how the axis player sees something to his disadvantage and says to host:make him stop 😂
Get these kids out of here
I tried to play as an agressif France one time in a public lobby. The host was playing as Germany and wasn't very good at the game since he had almost no airforce in 1939. I managed to push him back to Munich but then I got banned for "cheating"
This community is soooo soft. Back in 17 france would have been the one to barb if france beat germany
Exactly.
How is this soft? France literally won, they just kept playing afterwards so everyone else could have fun.
@@DimensionalWanderer yeah I have no clue either xD like everyone said, it was a France win and they continued playing simply for fun instead of killing the Axis' game
@@gamerin123d6 git gud.
i love how sound like boomers talking about the 2017 like it was the 70s and the good old times
Dankus be like: suffering from success
Edit: LENIN COME LOOK IM FAMOUS
I love you mr stalin
You called?
@@vladimirlenin462 mr lenin is here too 🥵
Reddit moment
Oh fuck. It’s a party in here now. Where the Trosky boy at?
POV: someone doesn't immediately give up on mainland france
T A N K U S M E M E C U S
>”Mongolia goto Finland!”
LMFAO, Finno-ugric moment.
the host may have intervened to save germany's ass but he can't beat the feeling of getting 39'd by the French Republic
I think if something like France winning happens, there should be a contigency plan where people agree to do something ahistorical like Commintern versus Allies or something instead of telling a player that he should just give up.
"B-but its a WW2 game not a cold war one France is supposed to surrender to Germany else nothing can stop the allies"
Git gud!
yup,or maybe berlin-moscow axis
@@Freedmoon44 so it's scripted. so france always loses its main land
@@YohonaIsTired i mean considering the french AI itself is scripted to always lose by making stupid stuffs to help the ennemy ofc its scripted
In the server I played in we usually let France hold cause it was funny and sometimes shows who is an incompetent germsny
The host is why no one plays HOI4 MP public lobbies anymore.
I'm getting back into hoi4 after a while, is there anywhere I can go for private games?
@@moekitsune I would try the HOI4 Road to 56 roleplay server. They do a lot of HOI4 stuff in there and the people who are dicks get banned usually.
My feel when most the comments and this video is just reinforcing my point on banning meta players.
These players probably never played with random people on a public lobby.
Lmao, go beat Golden (even worse player) and make another episode out of it. What a joke
Why not just have meta players be minor countries?
@@Glamerth they tried it, Dankus gameruined two minors in one game.
im confused
how cane he do this well but then fuck up both finland and romania in just 1 BO game?
Because it's Bo lol
@@thedemonofrazgriz3602 ??? i mean his inconsistency in being a very good player and utter dogshit
@@somedude8468 To be fair, if the Germany player is even more of a dogshit to the point he has to whine to the host because he can't beat fucking France with almost 3x as many mils and the various Germany buffs it's not that hard to be good. On the other hand I don't say that Dankus is a bad player, quite the opposite, he is surprisingly good but Bo's lobby is just on another level. Even Golden, who at a game for some odd reason decided to not make tank divisions when he had 30k tanks just lying around in storage and blamed Spain for not importing chromium, can easily cap France.
@@suspecm6316 yup, surprised it wasnt golden the one playing against dankus this time LOL
"we cant! its too much! its too much winning!" and im gunna say "no we need more we gotta win more"
Came back from school and a new video im about to enjoy this so much lul
So this was the game that Bo was talking about.
I can see why he did newbies on majors. Meta players in the bo games are probably not the best.
Could you send a link to the video where he says that I'm intrested c;
@@yeetusdeletus8489 I watched it on his stream live tbh I wouldn't know how to find it
I am not that savvy on the internet lol
@@tylerhutson4687 well thats sad but thanks
Dankus got a based music taste
dont think hes choosing the music. i assume its the editor
@@aaliyahhughes5347 i think the songs in the beginning were from stream tho
@@aaliyahhughes5347 its the stream music and its his own taste
I have 700 hours on hoi4 all in single player because the first time and if I am right the last one I played Italy and because the UK player just put crappy division in Africa I managed to reach the Suez canal, from Ethiopia I went north to unite the front at this point the host(USSR) stopped the game and he said that because they were playing an historical game Italy should not win in africa therefore I needed to retreat all the way to el Alamein and abadon Ethiopia. I said that's the dumbest shit I have heard just because Italy was incompetent in ww2 doesn't mean that you're forced to lose on hoi4. At this point I wanted to really quit the game but seeing me be at least decent and for the first time not against ai i didn't left. After that the UK player literally didn't put any division in Africa and when I managed to literally just walk in he again stopped the game and this time he asked me to delete all the infantry I had in Africa I said him that the UK player was exploiting this stupid rule by simply not putting any division and he said that was fair because he still maintain the historical territories. At this point almost all the players left and so I did. Don't know if the UK was his friend or just a complete noob after all it was a "noob only match"
Most HOI Players are not the brightest. The more hours they have in HOI MP worse they become.
Bruh. I don't think the host understands what historical means in HOI4 MP.
Well shit, I've never played HoI4 MP, and from the looks of it I'm not missing much, things are so railroaded that if somehow, France manages to hold, the hosts force its player to capitulate... What's the use for a France player to prepare for the war then, if no matter what happens, Germany has to win ? And I get that it's done so that all the other players around the world can have something to do instead of sitting three hours then being told the game was won without them doing anything, but this sucks for everyone involved.
Well, except whoever plays as Germany, since even if you lose, the hosts will give you the win
Damn this sucks so bad, I can't imagine how unfun this has to be. All the pushing, defending, punishing of Germany's cockiness, all of this for the host to come down and be like ''Yeah well done Dankus, now delete these tanks that have beaten the Germans, and let them capitulate you, exactly as you would have if you had played badly... Germany is basically this little brother you'll race and will let win the race, so that he feels good about him
Hmm I see kneecaps to be taken it seems the host is in my visions
maybe if your going full hist. Also this germany kinda sucked lol, so whatever ig. But usually France will lose regardless but can make a lasting impact. Also most games are not historical but alt history/kinda do what you want mp. So for example french-german alliance going after a british-russia etc. All depends on the mp you are going for.
@@josefpanzer2774 in my games I tend to make it so that if a Germany loses to a France that player has a temp ban from Germany. Best he can play after that is a co-op. Sure it may ruin a game then and their but it’ll make this matter less consistent
It's only railroaded because this is historical comp MP. That's literally the whole point of a historical game, to be railroadey. There are plenty of fun non historical and loose historical servers to play on.
@@kyrozephyr8628 Why would anyone play as France then, or put any effort into it, if the sole point of your game is to get beaten up by Germany, no matter the actions either its player or you take ?
If those who play into these games enjoy it, good for them though ! I just know I wouldn't like it, I like to try and do ''better'' or "different" than what actually happened, if I want to see WW2 happen I'll watch a documentary
Idk why but its so funny how he always swears in german
isn't it swedish?
@@bernardosales1044 no
@@bernardosales1044 trust me, Im a native german speaker, I should know
@@arkd0n276 Ah k, I get confused by german and swedish sometimes cause they sound so similar to me
he is almost fluent in german if i recall
France stronk
"This Little Manouver is what i call E-sports"
germany angery
That host is probs a wehraboo
0:40 when you did so much crack that your resources panel cracked
This community is so soft man.
This live was some of the funniest hoi4 content ive ever seen
Ghost Division but the French are actually competent
Rommel: *Gets severely mulched and his Division becomes a ghost*
I would have loved to see this France build finish off Germany and take on the USSR.
Dankus could play Guatemala and still have a massive tank army
Host: NOOOOOOO! French tanks can't beat Panzers!
German engineering is superior!
Dak: HA HA Medium tanks go brrrrrrrr
French Historically accurate B1-bis capable of clapping 1940 panzers at all time so long as it has perfect logistics as support: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You serious?
@@Freedmoon44 the problem with France at that time was outdated tactics, didn't have radios in their tanks and the maginot line
@@ninjartist36 aside from outdated tactics which was true lol, they DID have radios in their tanks at least the newer ones it was just Radio's that were so bad the older alternztive was litteraly more efficient especially when older tanks didnt even have them. And Maginot line was true enough a big reason not to attack because who in their right mind would abandon such such a fortification when it was nearly unbreachable by frontal assault no matter what yoy threw at it
@@Freedmoon44 If they intervened in the Spanish civil war they might've been able to secure their south flank and also realise what the Germans were doing and would be able to build tanks even better than the panzers used
Never another random on Germany
Thomas, who already has an anti-Dankus bias, made the wrong call. The reality is, if Germany is unable to break France, they are to blame. France has such a disadvantage vs Germany due to all their debuffs that are hard to completely remove by 39, their industry is tiny compared to the Axis, especially in this meta where none of the Allies can help France except with air (which is, btw, non-historical, because Britain and it's colonies were there day 1).
And if the Axis, who can send more Volunteers together than the USSR and France can, lose Spain, they suck.
It sucks if you're Russia, Spain or Japan, and you watch Germany get rolled and the game is over, but there has to be a better way than taking a win away from a good France, because it just encourages people to put a bad player on France, or good players to not want to play France.
If I was host, I'd have allowed stupid stuff to happen, like Berlin-Moscow Alliance, just to keep the game interesting.
I don’t think Moscow Berlin was possible mainly due to mod restrictions. However, I do agree that maybe an allied v axis game where the axis migrate between the two sides (mainly the minors) so they still get a game and nobody is getting fucked over
He’s just too good
ngl this is more interesting than geography
Thomas wtf lmao
Bro I'm not even playing the game, yet I'm still mad at that host.
Hoi4 is the only strategy game where you get kicked for using strategy lol.
"hey the crybabies want me to nerf you and I'm going to because I am a bitch"
GG bro but i wonder WTF was that Germany player ?! He literally was throwing the entire game under the bug LMAO
Good Video as Always. But what is this song at the beginning? I am literally to stupid to find out
This is literally why Hitler stopped Guderian's tanks, but the french were incompetent irl
Goering wasn't in charge of any tanks, he was chief of the luftwaffe.
*Guderian's
1:20 Night of Nights POG
Dankus is Frances Charles de Gaules
"We finally breached against Frankreich and into paris Hans" "Warten do you hear that Friedrich?" "Nien? Was ist es?" "I hear La Marseillaise" * 8 french Medium tanks shows up* "Oh Scheiße"
Why does he lose when he's winning? Does the multiplayer host make him lose?
Yeah, the host made Dankus delete divisions because he was losing lol
7:27 "Belgium is pu🦅🦅ing them"
If you want historical games, just prevent france from having any units in benelux
Personally loving the Macky Gee in the background
5:40 based Blue Monday Enjoyer
The superior German tactic of whining won them France
whats even the point of playing if a host comes in and tells you to lose when you start to win
Honestly I woulda just said lolno if the host asked me to delete my units. (Either of the 2 times). Like, he can ban you if he wants, just proves you won.
Cam someone explain why he had to leave Spain because the “axis wanted it” surely that defeats the point of having the combat, of course you have competing interests??
Alternate title: What if the Sarrland offensive was successful?
that was a bullshit call, this dude didn't account for your volunteers that's on him. All is fair in love and war.
Can anyone tell me the name of the song at 3:58?
Frances early rearmament isnt a noob trap. Its a DLC trap.
This is since the game came out. And there were no negatives. You just got it.
But with all of those DLC you get so many requirements that it simply is impossible to have.
So yeah, paradox as always forget to update mechanics for newest DLC so you get what you get.
thomas the pepega
Does anybody knows the song name on 5:50 ?
Me, only a minute into the video: "WAIT, IS THAT FUCKEN SNAKE EYES IN THE BACKGROUND?!"
*clicks on the subscribe button*
i dont play hoi4 mp, but isn't it worth going to partial mob via event? even if its only for 120 days and a loss of 50 pp. you still get 120 days of extra factories and quicker construction speed.
When i host Multiplayer sessons only rule we have is " Have fun. Play good and take the loss" So far no one rage quited. And i hosted about 10 games so far.
Paradox Multiplayer always seem to be a shit show when it’s Public. However I never once heard of forcefully getting someone to delete their units because the person is being competent.
No one talks about the Infantry Russia win Sadge
Who even cares if nationalist Spain loses. All they’ll do if they’re an AI is send a few volunteers and just sit around the entire game. Unless the Soviets manage to puppet them with their focus (which I doubt they have in their mod) who cares who wins?
whats the song at the beginning?
So why did you delete those tank divisions instead of pushing germans?
Tbh I thought I would be ClIcKBaIt as its dankus
Dankus Touhou pilled pog!
Dankus France guide when
I’m sorry I don’t play hoi a lot so this might be a stupid question, why did dankus have to delete 2 divisions in Spain and his entire army in france? That seems incredibly unfair in favor of Germany who already has an advantage over france
the host threw a tantrum because he couldn't curb stomp france as germany and threatened to end the game if things didn't go his way.
I am a little confused. The channel info says he's Swedish, but the German-language interjections don't quite fit. What's going on? :D
He’s Swedish he just knows German - school and media - which is why it sounds authentic and it’s funny/relevant in a ww2 game.
I hate the communities fixation on letting Germany win. "Let them have a game!" No. If they want a game they should be good enough to beat France.
Legit by this point they’re already so far behind on tanks and manpower has been lost. At this point the USSR will have such a huge advantage that it’s like why even bother. If the axis wanna keep playing let them play as puppets or swap to Comintern and have a huge allied v Comintern fight
I just ban people from playing Germany if they can't beat France. Only happened 1 time but like if you lose to France you kind of deserve it.
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere Exactly. If a Germany can't beat France, no way in hell will they defeat the soviets or counter a dday
reverse dunkirk
I remember when during ww2 god came down to earth and told france to erase its tanks cause they where destroying the Germans
Germany player must be eating bricks or something
what is the music playlist?
4:32 that radio for artillery, infantry, tanks... those tech trees are a part of mod or from DLC?
part of the mod
Is there a Spotify Playlist To the background music ?
So, just another tank game.
The real question is: web companion, what is it really?
The Soviet and US player shoulda lend lease and sent volunteers to Germany if they wanted a game lul
Damn, the Axis was freaking ass this game!😂
I don’t understand the point in playing if you can’t win?
why dankus not drawing line for infantary ?
in what world do people use a mod that allows france to get 16 30w tanks by september 39?? makes no sense
4channer strikes again
Nice haircut
Me never played hoi 4. But this shit slaps.
9:33~ and 12:10 songs?
This video pisses me off
I only ever played ONE multiplayer game, I joined as france, the host looked at my profile and see I didn't have too many hours in HOI4 (I must have had around 400), he shit talks me and says that "his tanks are gonna wreck me", I say "nah I'm gonna stop them", then I played an infantry build, rushing anti tank and artillery buffs, getting max industry for france (getting all the factory bonuses in the colonies, instead of rushing the research slot), in the end my line got pushed a few tiles, but I kept fighting and in the end, I completely stopped him, I held until 1941, he had no manpower left, and then he kicked me lmao
never played a HOI4 game again, the people who play HOI4 multiplayer are straight up mentally ill, all of them, they got a mix of incel rage and cringe overdose