Skyrim gold encrusted chests be like: 14 gold, unenchanted axe, roll of paper, lame quest item You trade the quest item and get a potion of minor healing
Aim for "good enough" locks, unless you have extremely high property assets, then you could buy one of the "unpickable" ones. He made some video about it
For the most part, they are. Its business, just for the profit. There is very few in the world that are truly “safe” and is certified by a professional lock picker.
not really. each lock has some benefit of being some form of an obstacle that will dissuade most people and/or cause a thief to spend a certain amount of time to work on them. most thieves are not expert lock pickers and don't roam around with a bag of lock picking tools. the same goes with cyber lock picking. everything can be overcome because ultimately, if a human can create something, then another human can understand how to get around it.
@@XiaoMingMC Put a cheapo window alarm inside, with the magnet on the detector. Thief moves the safe, magnet falls, alarm starts, thief grabs the decoy safe and runs.
Sentry strong boxes/ safes are just as bad. Lost the key to one of these. So I quickly looked up how to pick one. And all you need is a nail clipper. At least with this you have to buy a tool that is not just something that is lying around the house. Lol
"Amazon's Choice" is just a label applied to product listings which convert well and have good reviews. It's like the people's choice award at a music awards show.
No idea why I've started seeing your videos recently but I'm absolutely loving watching you crack the embarrassingly flawed security devices that get sold online.
@@raoufbensalem3417 Oblivion reference. The voice acting on the guards is notoriously bloodthirsty for even the pettiest crimes. "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
Ok, everyone go add that safe to their cart, and then search for impressioning tools and then add that impressioning tool to their cart, and buy them together. Let's see if we can get the safe and the tool associated in the "frequently purchased together " and the "items looked at next" and the "related items" suggestions!
@@Durwood71 I think it's when you try to stifle a sneeze but it comes out anyway so you blow your butthole clear across the room resulting in a "dead ass."
Hugedickerino Kripperino hopefully it will keep kids away from an even worse safe inside this safe. I shudder to think what would have if they figure out how to open the ziplock baggie I have my 1911 in, that’s inside this safe. It’s not like kids have $9 and access to Amazon... oh, yeah, wait a minute. :-)
@@AntiCitizenX A decoy safe is a real thing though. Another thing you can do is have a fire box to keep your stuff safe from a fire, but leave the box secured but unlocked: A thief will immediately open it, see it's not valuables, and ignore it, but if it's locked, they'll just take it to break into later, and then it'll be in a dumpster rather than open on your floor.
@@merlin2600 Of course not. That's why I mentioned a fire box, a different product entirely. It was a related topic, two techniques for trying to prevent thieves from taking your most valuable stuff when they're already inside.
You can open them by smacking it on top and turning at the same time.... the knob is stopped from turning by a small pin, held in place with a very weak spring. When the correct code is entered, it activates an electromagnet to pull the pin out of the way to turn the knob, and open. To save on power consumption, these are usually very weak electromagnets and weak springs, meaning that a sharp tap on the top of the safe will compress the spring far enough to allow the knob to turn, may take a few tries to get the timing, but a child Could do it with no tools
I volunteer at a thrift store and a Serenelife version of this safe was donated. After watching the video, and reading your comment, within 3 tries I had it open and reset the code. Priced it for a couple dollars, figure a mom can use it to keep kids out of something or can be used as a decoy
He shows how to make a brand of lock pick proof with about $1 (he says, which is more like $1 per lock and $18 per bunch of materials), in one of his videos. That's pretty handy if it realistically keeps himself out of the lock
This is pretty rude. People don't know any better. They can't be blamed for that. Thats why this channel exists. To educate normal people. Why would anyone normal think a safe like this isn't secure?
@@sunryzen6025 a $50 dollar safe made by a company who does not make any remotely related products and is known for promoting their own shitty products
@@sunryzen6025 If you can't spend 2 seconds looking up good safes, looking a reviews like this that SHOW you why the product is bad, yea, you're definitely an idiot.
I have an AmazonBasics memory foam Bean Bag Bed that I've been sleeping on for months. It's quite comfy and the shredded memory foam can easily be replaced or added to.
Thank you so much! You helped me get back in my safe before I leave on my mission so now I have all my valuables back! You saved the day! The lock picking set worked perfect!
I really want someone to hear noises in the middle of the night, creep down, and hear the muffled sound of the LockPickingLawyer's outro right before the lock clicks
If it is a decoy safe, you might as well fill it with things that seem valuable like cubic zirconia jewelry, a fake will, $50 in cash, etc... I guessing if a thief thinks they found your goods, they would be less likely to look for the real valuables.
What happens with a lot of these smaller safes are the thieves try to carry the whole thing away. Thus, make it sound like cash and papers are inside. They will then try to open them offsite.
I've read many of the one star reviews on Amazon for this safe, and the general idea for many of them is you can fashion a tubular lock impressioning tool that can open this safe up out of a Bic pen. Huh.
@@OmegaRejectz Hey if a few seconds of security is good enough for massive money loss and likely prison time for you then go ahead I won't stop you, but I'll pass, defense lawyers have a hard enough time helping people when everything's done properly and legally. I'd not like to be the guy who defends a person who looks like an uncaring psychopath for putting illegal things out that are able to maim or murder and can't be controlled by the person. Just my opinions and preference, you enjoy yours.
Omg it works 😂😂 took a few Attempts but got into mine finally!! It’s been stuck on lock for over 3 weeks and I don’t know what happened but it’s open now! Thank you so much!
I see the pattern throughout your videos on safes, that mechanical backup locks make it super easy for anyone to break into safes with minimal experience.
Because of this I'm trying to find mechanical combination locks w/o keys, but they're becoming more rare. The market is full of digital locks which require a mechanical backup.
@@kylehase I have found sentry safe with combination lock that doe NOT have a manual backup lock, nor does it have any digital lock. I thought it was safe until I saw lockpicklawyer's video 756 in which he saws a sentry safe in half with standard circular saw. The sentry safe I have, with the combination lock and no mechanical back and no electronic parts, is very similar to the model he saws in half... so obviously not very dense, not a very safe SAFE
There is a very good chance that a thief may pick up that safe and walk away with it and as a decoy that’s good. I would put a few dollars in it and perhaps a few coins and some photos. Once they were able to open it perhaps they will think that’s all the money this person has in a safe. The design flaws of these units has been known for a long time. I particularly like the one where it is opened with a magnet in mere seconds like the impression tool.
I'd put pictures of me rolling around in the money from my proper safe, better yet, a picture of George Clooney with the words "beat you to it" scrolled at the bottom
has to be the most brutal take down of a product not only that ive ever seen, but what is possible. "it would do great acting as the complete opposite of what it is meant for" is basically what was demonstrated.
also lpl got my mind going with the intro line of "however this product does have a great use" - paraphrasing - i was positive it was going to be along the lines of a door stop or perhaps even, if you lather the top and bottom with cement it could be used to build a small structure but he had something even better for us...
I'm guessing that the numbers on the keypad is another flaw, they look like they'll easily wear, so you can tell what numbers the combination is limited to being from.
I brought my mom a huge deal safe as a decoy. She end up putting real stuff in there. I explained to her decoy lol. Put in fake stuff. She still has not.
I'm putting all my money in an amazon shipping box with duct tape with a return label for a 1$ item. The thief will be fooled by my ingenious box safe.
Decoy Safe. I love his humor. Same like that one steel cable lock that he recommended for making sure your lawn chair wouldn't be taken away be a strong wind.
Sounds like an interesting idear. While I won't get convicted for murder, I'll definitely get a fine for having broken the "Kriegswaffenkontrollgesetz" by having build an explosive device which can cost me up to 50.000€
@@niveshvarma7659 The law (until 2013) with the longest name in Germany was the "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" Which could be loosely translated with "Law for assignment of surveillance duty for beef labeling stickers." The German language allowes you to build infinitely long words like: Hausfrauenvergewaltigersonderkommitionensekretärinnenkopfgeldjägerhochstellschreibtischgrelllichtentsorgungsvorrischtungsapparat reperaturvorrichtung Just an exemple. You could make even longer words.
you can get into them without tools, just thump the top as you twist the door release knob and the shock is enough to bounce the locking bar connected to the solenoid down, worked on my Yale branded version of this safe.
1:43 That is an excellent idea. Id fill mine to the brim with heavy weights to make them work as much as possible. Fill it with old lead typeset or something.
I'm sitting on a broken and repaired AMAZON BASICS office chair. It had a six month warranty. It broke at almost the day six months had elapsed. I used screws and sheets of thick plastic to repair it. My repair has lasted longer than the original build.
Say LPL, if the safe is small enough to fit in the freezer, might this be a way to get Mrs. LPL to join you on camera to showcase one of the design flaws that you didn't show here?
I have one these safes because it keeps little kids out of my stuff. Also, a thief could use a long stick by poking it through the back and pressing the reset button
Then you would not have installed it but just use it as a box. In which case they would just take the darn thing with them and check its content at a more convient time.
Use as a decoy in wide open If you have an alarm system you should stick a window magnet on the inside of the safe. If the person get's into the safe the magnet loses contact will trigger the alarm in house.
The budget always goes in relation to what you keep inside the safe. An electronic safe without an emergency lock is impossible to use this method, any safe with a certified electronic lock (S&G, La Gard, NL locks...) The electronics fails over the years, encourage people to learn to use a mechanical combination of discs and sure to endure for life. The good thing about all this is that thieves against safes only use brute force, at the moment the locks are not important. In the 9 years that I have been opening, repairing, selling and moving safes in Spain, I have never seen robbery without damaging the safe.
Omg I have this safe. It’s mounted in plain sight to my dresser and I have it filled with what equates to junk mail. Good to know I’m using it correctly 👍
I so wish that picking tool was in the "frequently bought together" section
It's called a key
@@ma_ke_awl_s_err_or are you stupid
Sorry if this makes you mad but it would be funny to see them together
@@ma_ke_awl_s_err_or it's a lockpicking tool not necessarily a key.
why would you want to lockpick your own safe dumbass
So it won't keep my vintage newspaper collection and bag of antique nails safe?
maybe get a decoy safe for that safe... put some worthelss gold and jewels in it
Decoy safe with new newspapers and galvanized nails.
It’ll do you fine, just put in a vault or bigger safe.
Safeception ?
@@MikhaelAhava maybe like 7 layers to be safe
Fallout safe be like: stack of old newspapers and a bag of rusty nails
and some duct tape
Prey safes be like: a bottle of bourbon, John Smith's keycard, 2 batteries, sunburst banana pudding, fried circuit board
Skyrim gold encrusted chests be like: 14 gold, unenchanted axe, roll of paper, lame quest item
You trade the quest item and get a potion of minor healing
System shock crates: wrapper, severed head, tranquilliser darts, severed arm
And some pre-war money.
"Picked in 3 seconds" not even clickbait, as usual
It was dumbwit
@@Bearsona62 Was it? I genuinely want to know. It seemed pretty fast to me.
It seemed quicker than three
Technically he's right since from time of insertion to open it took 4 sec on the youtube clock.
@@ltcolrayquaza Are you counting the second that the clock was on?
Watching this videos... I started to believe all locks and safes are just decorations
Aim for "good enough" locks, unless you have extremely high property assets, then you could buy one of the "unpickable" ones. He made some video about it
For the most part, they are. Its business, just for the profit. There is very few in the world that are truly “safe” and is certified by a professional lock picker.
"Locks are made to keep honest men away"
Locks only stop honest people.
not really. each lock has some benefit of being some form of an obstacle that will dissuade most people and/or cause a thief to spend a certain amount of time to work on them. most thieves are not expert lock pickers and don't roam around with a bag of lock picking tools. the same goes with cyber lock picking. everything can be overcome because ultimately, if a human can create something, then another human can understand how to get around it.
Amazon is just trying to make sure their products are compatible.
An underrated comment.
True
Vertical integration
1.2k likes and 3 replies?
@@zorrow_ Yes
This video: *exists*
Amazon: *changes product name to "Decoy Safe"*
Blue did they actually? If so this is just too good
Bump
Yeah, did they really change the name of the product?
Gabe García They didn’t yet😔
Come on it has to be soon
I like how you still try and make it seem useful. "You can use it as a decoy and fill it with rusty nails?"
If u shake it, it would give off the same sound as like jewelry and gold coins. Its actually a pretty smart idea
@@Choink2558 I do not think a theft would make so much noise XD
@@XiaoMingMC Put a cheapo window alarm inside, with the magnet on the detector. Thief moves the safe, magnet falls, alarm starts, thief grabs the decoy safe and runs.
Leave a few dozen cents in it as well, to make it seem worth the time for theft.
Buy some gold paint and lead bars , paint them and glue them to the safe floor ... that will keep burglars busy .
Amazon selling the safe and the picking tool:
"I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top."
It’s like the USA selling weapons to both sides of a war lmao
Sentry strong boxes/ safes are just as bad. Lost the key to one of these. So I quickly looked up how to pick one. And all you need is a nail clipper. At least with this you have to buy a tool that is not just something that is lying around the house. Lol
A company that pushes their own branded “products” as a 5star “safe”🤔
AKA buying a random Chinese unbranded and putting your name on it
All they have to do is advertise it as a 5-star decoy safe.
No conflict of interest then
Just like Subway. We are endorsed by the Doctor's Associates, Which is a Subway company. and has nothing what so ever to do with Doctors
If you tear it down, you'll see that there are 5 stars printed on the bottom shelf logo. So truth in advertising, it is a 5 Star safe.
Amazon: "This is the safe of our choice!"
Lockpickinglawyer: "You have chosen... Poorly"
"Amazon's Choice" is just a label applied to product listings which convert well and have good reviews. It's like the people's choice award at a music awards show.
Indiana Jones and the last crusade reference - CHECK!
Into the thrash it goes
Don't you mean "This is our pick"?
@@Hexstream I see what you did there. I love the pun.
You could fill your decoy safe with Masterlocks.
Using this as a decoy safe is a really good idea. But for me, I'm more concerned about someone entering my house to begin with.
@@TheBurningWarrior imagine some madlad actually selling all your books on amazon.
There's a simple solution: Just get a decoy house for your decoy safe.
It's really not as common as many Americans think.
TheBurningWarrior I know this is late, but selling each book for just a dollar to various book sites would still net you several thousand dollars.
Put the decoy safe outside your house so the thieves are distracted forget to enter your house.
"I used the Amazon to destroy the Amazon"
So it's you who's burning down the rainforest
@@derek9511 with wonder woman no less
burnt just like the actual Amazon
🤣🤣🤣
"It nearly killed me"
No idea why I've started seeing your videos recently but I'm absolutely loving watching you crack the embarrassingly flawed security devices that get sold online.
Amazon Basics Safe.
Amazon Basics Lockpick.
Amazon Basics Alarm.
Amazon Basics Alarm jammer.
...
That's actually very patriotic of Jeff, sell weapons to both sides and profit in the time honoured American tradition.
Amazon Basics Adult diaper !!
Amazon Basics shotgun trap
Amazon Basics Balistic vest and helmet
Mitchell Baker Amazon Basics Planet Buster
Amazon Basics Anti-Atmospheric Entry Weapon Shield.
Trying to make real life pvp
if you lift that safes right side about an inch off the ground and drop it, it unlocks itself.
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
So you're telling me that it's so high tech it can unlock itself?
@@Bryce-xj9ye Most underrated comment right here!!
Is there a logic to that? Why is that or are you just playing around
@@elusive7578 i wish i could find the def con talk where they proove this but i swear its true!
"$18 for a set of three"
just in case you wanted to pick three amazon safes at once
on a regular basis
Or for different sizes
Hank, I only show a set for $43 on Amazon. What manufacturer and description is it for $18?
@@lisaf6869 bump. No idea what this $18 tool is everything is expensive on amazin
If this was Oblivion, this safe would be the lockpick tutorial
Pay with your blood, thief!
@@Oodelally ??
@@raoufbensalem3417 Oblivion reference. The voice acting on the guards is notoriously bloodthirsty for even the pettiest crimes. "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
@@lucashira337 ohhhhhhhh ok thanks
@@lucashira337
Hero of Kvatch: steals an apple
Guard: *WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE!*
I have this but it’s not for my valuables, it’s just to hide my fleshlight from my mom so it works for me.
bustdetector 10/10
Fleshlight . . . ? Sounds terrifying
Ertyuzxz ahahah search what it is
@@soggerstheimmortal don't search what it is actually
@@SamsEdits1 Nah, im good
Buy this safe and put in one piece of paper reading: The treasure was in you all along
The real treasure was the friends we made along the way
I so want to do this now!
Ok, everyone go add that safe to their cart, and then search for impressioning tools and then add that impressioning tool to their cart, and buy them together.
Let's see if we can get the safe and the tool associated in the "frequently purchased together " and the "items looked at next" and the "related items" suggestions!
ke6gwf Nice try Amazon employee.
gift the safe to a friend, keep the tool and steal all their shit!
@AYE OK SURE sounds more like the basis of right wing capitalism to me
@@PyroNinja713 One first has to seize the wealth in order to redistribute it. Just saying.
"I'm pretty bad and I love evil"
-a political side
When you open up a LPL video and see the safe you bought last month.
Ouch.
Weld it shut to be extra secure
Just find a good hiding spot for it, then the security isn't as big of a concern.
Oof
A lock is there to keep the honest man honest.
Bro, I deadass sneezed and while my eyes were closed, I missed it.
I replayed it and mimed myself sneezing. I too would of missed it.
Ayo what??😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm not sure I want to know what a "deadass sneeze" is.
@@Durwood71switch the word deadass with really or actually
@@Durwood71 I think it's when you try to stifle a sneeze but it comes out anyway so you blow your butthole clear across the room resulting in a "dead ass."
never thought lockpicking could be so entertaining
Oof
@shottysteve you’re famous now lol
Upload man xDxD
uploaf
This comment right here, officer.
People seem to gravitate towards things that look good but don't function well at their purpose. A pity for an owner and a godsend for any thief.
You just perfectly described Apple^^
It can at least be used to keep kids away from things
It may have something to do with the fact that assessing the looks is much easier than assessing the function. Particularly when shopping online.
Hugedickerino Kripperino hopefully it will keep kids away from an even worse safe inside this safe. I shudder to think what would have if they figure out how to open the ziplock baggie I have my 1911 in, that’s inside this safe. It’s not like kids have $9 and access to Amazon... oh, yeah, wait a minute. :-)
Charles Hepburn II so ur telling me some kid is gonna spend $9 (which they need a card) and are gonna look up how to pick it?
"It will make a good Decoy" Priceless commentary on a Waste of money!
I like that you have a legitimate use for this garbage, rather than only criticism.
I think he's just subtly insulting the safe. A safe that can only store worthless garbage is no safe.
@@AntiCitizenX What if it's a decoy safe storing your actual safe ;)
@@AntiCitizenX A decoy safe is a real thing though. Another thing you can do is have a fire box to keep your stuff safe from a fire, but leave the box secured but unlocked: A thief will immediately open it, see it's not valuables, and ignore it, but if it's locked, they'll just take it to break into later, and then it'll be in a dumpster rather than open on your floor.
@@jkazos The fire protection was my first thought too. But given how bad it is at security, I doubt that it is of any use against fire.
@@merlin2600 Of course not. That's why I mentioned a fire box, a different product entirely. It was a related topic, two techniques for trying to prevent thieves from taking your most valuable stuff when they're already inside.
That BURN when he claims this product is good as a DECOY safe.
Fucking ROASTED.
in the corner of the room with silly hat on
Safe to say that here.😏
bruh imagine making a safe and experts recommend it for a decoy safe
Either way it's a sale!
This safe is good for quest rooms, imagine instead of finding key finding lockpicking tool
This makes me wanna start an escape room business solely to implement this
@@blazereho811 I love how you think
Broooo... this is a legit idea
The irony that Amazon sells both the safe and the tool to crack it.
And they sell the products you need to re purchase after they have been stolen. This is intentional ;)
They sell almost everything, its not a fucking conspiracy
@@Hangman11 His first words were "it's ironic".
TehNynja and it’s not really ironic because they sell pretty much anything you can imagine that’s not illegal.
TehNynja also, you didn’t even quote his comment lmao. Nowhere in his comment does it say “it’s ironic”
Lmao he needed to let the “expert installation” joke breathe
You can open them by smacking it on top and turning at the same time.... the knob is stopped from turning by a small pin, held in place with a very weak spring.
When the correct code is entered, it activates an electromagnet to pull the pin out of the way to turn the knob, and open.
To save on power consumption, these are usually very weak electromagnets and weak springs, meaning that a sharp tap on the top of the safe will compress the spring far enough to allow the knob to turn, may take a few tries to get the timing, but a child
Could do it with no tools
Can confirm, I’ve opened one by smacking the top.
It is longer than three seconds though...
Holy crap, this worked. The key mechanism broke, as did the override lock, so this trick worked.
I volunteer at a thrift store and a Serenelife version of this safe was donated. After watching the video, and reading your comment, within 3 tries I had it open and reset the code. Priced it for a couple dollars, figure a mom can use it to keep kids out of something or can be used as a decoy
@@jerryfick613 scary isn't it! but its very common for that type of safe, don't feel bad. glad to have helped!
Can you design a lock already? I’d buy it knowing it had your seal of approval
He shows how to make a brand of lock pick proof with about $1 (he says, which is more like $1 per lock and $18 per bunch of materials), in one of his videos. That's pretty handy if it realistically keeps himself out of the lock
He's a lawyer he wants people to break into shit.
"Oh" was my reaction when I tilt my head to see I have the same safe.
Thanks for the decoy tips, might as well search the rest of the room now.
Jk jk, nice video, LPL
All burglars knew about that, its more about how long it would take vs the risk
Brutal.
Then I can store my valuables in there because you'd think it's a decoy safe. I'M A MASTERMIND
Eh, throw some fake diamond looking rings in there that you could also pick up on Amazon.
Put in the receipt and shipping form of the safe!
If your idea of protecting valuables is a $50 amazon safe, then suffice to say your property is definitely not on the radar of anyone picking safes
This is pretty rude. People don't know any better. They can't be blamed for that. Thats why this channel exists. To educate normal people. Why would anyone normal think a safe like this isn't secure?
@@sunryzen6025 a $50 dollar safe made by a company who does not make any remotely related products and is known for promoting their own shitty products
@@sunryzen6025
If you can't spend 2 seconds looking up good safes, looking a reviews like this that SHOW you why the product is bad, yea, you're definitely an idiot.
@@Delimon007 LMAO you all sound like dumb ass jealous kids.
@@sunryzen6025
LMAO you bought this safe didn't you?
I didn't expect any quality from an "amazon basics" product to be honest.
Many of their products are actually really good, especially the cables.
I have an AmazonBasics memory foam Bean Bag Bed that I've been sleeping on for months. It's quite comfy and the shredded memory foam can easily be replaced or added to.
Bezos has to pay for that divorce somehow.
Customers also bought:
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@@judyvan3289 Hi
@@AndrewDrewJamison hi
Comments from buyers: "I lost my safe keys so it was a good replacement"
Thank you so much! You helped me get back in my safe before I leave on my mission so now I have all my valuables back! You saved the day! The lock picking set worked perfect!
What’s the tool called
1:56 "It may keep an intruder occupied" Well I guess only for 3 seconds...
Yeah lol
Decoy but with a paint explosion and fog horn siren!
Better yet. One of those train horns they make for cars!!
Yes yes that is a great idea
Bad news for the thief, but also bad news for the owner, how to cleanup all the mess?😃
@@luderickwong and yet maybe still worth it. Particularly if it was on camera.
glitter bomb
I really want someone to hear noises in the middle of the night, creep down, and hear the muffled sound of the LockPickingLawyer's outro right before the lock clicks
'This safe makes an excellent decoy safe' low key savage
*Amazon sells a tool that breaks into their own safe
“You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!”
House renovators: We're done with your house, what lock do you want
Me: Why bother anymore
If it is a decoy safe, you might as well fill it with things that seem valuable like cubic zirconia jewelry, a fake will, $50 in cash, etc... I guessing if a thief thinks they found your goods, they would be less likely to look for the real valuables.
Yep...
What happens with a lot of these smaller safes are the thieves try to carry the whole thing away. Thus, make it sound like cash and papers are inside. They will then try to open them offsite.
Agreed... Except for the $50 in cash! WTF?
@@golf-n-guns If someone is robbing your house, $50 is small potatoes. A free option would be to keep a stack of used gift cards in it.
@@golf-n-guns the cubic zirconium (and the safe itself) would be worth more than $50. That's a small price to pay if the trick works as you'd hope.
Welllllp. Time to get a new safe, cus I legit own this one.
I own a worst one, a simple kick on the lock will break it
Me and the bois want to know your location
Unsafe
Hey I have a very safe one lying around, if you want to have it, I can deliver it to you. I just need to know your address and I´ll deliver it soon!
Faceglitch sketch.
I've read many of the one star reviews on Amazon for this safe, and the general idea for many of them is you can fashion a tubular lock impressioning tool that can open this safe up out of a Bic pen.
Huh.
Great decoy box, best thief distraction yet, let them steal nothing.
Explosives make a great thief killer, but trigger mechanism is up to the owner.
@@Aereto to bad that's considered a booby trap and is federally illegal.
@@OmegaRejectz Hey if a few seconds of security is good enough for massive money loss and likely prison time for you then go ahead I won't stop you, but I'll pass, defense lawyers have a hard enough time helping people when everything's done properly and legally. I'd not like to be the guy who defends a person who looks like an uncaring psychopath for putting illegal things out that are able to maim or murder and can't be controlled by the person. Just my opinions and preference, you enjoy yours.
*When you pick a novice lock in Skyrim with lockpicking 100*
Omg it works 😂😂 took a few Attempts but got into mine finally!! It’s been stuck on lock for over 3 weeks and I don’t know what happened but it’s open now! Thank you so much!
Some of thise safes has a weak bimetal spring so if you knock hard on the top you can turn the opener at the right time and your in.
It's the safes with a bipolar spring you have to watch out for.
Danni Andersen It’s one of the other design flaws I referenced... but to be fair, it’s not easy to do if the box is bolted down per the instructions.
@@lockpickinglawyer How hard, or shall I say, easy would this be to attack with a slide hammer?
@@JasonW. pretty ez
@@lockpickinglawyer to be fair they can be near impossible to bump open if fitted in awkward places, doesn't stop a magnet though.
I like how you recommend the safe even though it's crap. It's still a good cheap option as a decoy. Love the insight.
"which ironically you can buy on Amazon" laughed way too hard at this😂😂
A good safe to store your locks in.
Good locks are worth more than this safe.
@@keyworksales6241 Too bad some bad locks cost more too.
Only if they're Master locks
legacysage good safe to store your master locks in
I ended up taping my valuables to the lockpicking tool instead, thanks LPL!
That's actually genius using it as a decoy safe meanwhile I'll keep my actual safe somewhere much more secure and hidden
Burglar *breaks in and sees safe* " oh I should buy the lock pic for this on amazon"
*waits for 3 day delivery* "perfect"
Shoulda got prime
or he already has the basic tool available because he has an assortment of lock picking tools
Hes a burglar. He has tools
There's a BIC pen on the desk, that'll open it too.
@@thenman23 That's assuming he is a pro already and not just a typical thief that broke in and has no idea what they are doing.
got a plan. get this safe, put in a dio meme that says "you thought the valuables were in here, but it was me, Dio"
fucking genius
Anime? More like... I don’t fucking know, fungus?
ah yes, just have to hope the burglar is a fan of jojo so they get the joke, otherwise you look like a weeb
I see the pattern throughout your videos on safes, that mechanical backup locks make it super easy for anyone to break into safes with minimal experience.
Because of this I'm trying to find mechanical combination locks w/o keys, but they're becoming more rare. The market is full of digital locks which require a mechanical backup.
@@kylehase I have found sentry safe with combination lock that doe NOT have a manual backup lock, nor does it have any digital lock. I thought it was safe until I saw lockpicklawyer's video 756 in which he saws a sentry safe in half with standard circular saw. The sentry safe I have, with the combination lock and no mechanical back and no electronic parts, is very similar to the model he saws in half... so obviously not very dense, not a very safe SAFE
Why not try use BIC pen self impressioning to drive the point home even more?
That would take at least 5 seconds though!
I've used pen tops on similar locks. That was a long time ago when the pen top trick showed up on UA-cam. I'm amazed they still sell that type of lock
@@DaveBoatBuilder They still sell warded locks. Both the lock type and a method of picking it appeared over 1000 years ago.
Does anyone know what the name of the tool he used was?
@@KBow It's a tubular lock, the tool is hence a tubular lock pick.
There is a very good chance that a thief may pick up that safe and walk away with it and as a decoy that’s good. I would put a few dollars in it and perhaps a few coins and some photos. Once they were able to open it perhaps they will think that’s all the money this person has in a safe. The design flaws of these units has been known for a long time. I particularly like the one where it is opened with a magnet in mere seconds like the impression tool.
I'd put a bagful of dried dog turds inside of this.
I'd put pictures of me rolling around in the money from my proper safe, better yet, a picture of George Clooney with the words "beat you to it" scrolled at the bottom
Dukes The Lan Guy lol
I’m going to put a dildo shaped like a middle figure in mine.
Put a bunch of counterfeit bearer bonds in it. When they try to cash them!
has to be the most brutal take down of a product not only that ive ever seen, but what is possible. "it would do great acting as the complete opposite of what it is meant for" is basically what was demonstrated.
also lpl got my mind going with the intro line of "however this product does have a great use" - paraphrasing - i was positive it was going to be along the lines of a door stop or perhaps even, if you lather the top and bottom with cement it could be used to build a small structure but he had something even better for us...
A safe is one of the things I would never buy without thoroughly researching first.
I'm guessing that the numbers on the keypad is another flaw, they look like they'll easily wear, so you can tell what numbers the combination is limited to being from.
"One-one-one-Er... ONE!"
The safe and the pick are listed as frequently bought together.
I brought my mom a huge deal safe as a decoy. She end up putting real stuff in there. I explained to her decoy lol. Put in fake stuff. She still has not.
I'm putting all my money in an amazon shipping box with duct tape with a return label for a 1$ item. The thief will be fooled by my ingenious box safe.
That may work
Decoy Safe. I love his humor. Same like that one steel cable lock that he recommended for making sure your lawn chair wouldn't be taken away be a strong wind.
3 seconds. Well, alrighty then.
Your comment so simple. It made me laugh and eyes water. Thank you for the laugh.
500 IQ take: Rig the safe to explode so that burglars who open it can have a nice little surprise
Sounds like an interesting idear.
While I won't get convicted for murder, I'll definitely get a fine for having broken the "Kriegswaffenkontrollgesetz" by having build an explosive device which can cost me up to 50.000€
@@bobuscesar2534 I swear German words have just evolved to the point of smashing together random syllables in a particle accelerator 😂
@@niveshvarma7659
The law (until 2013) with the longest name in Germany was the "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"
Which could be loosely translated with "Law for assignment of surveillance duty for beef labeling stickers."
The German language allowes you to build infinitely long words like:
Hausfrauenvergewaltigersonderkommitionensekretärinnenkopfgeldjägerhochstellschreibtischgrelllichtentsorgungsvorrischtungsapparat reperaturvorrichtung
Just an exemple. You could make even longer words.
you can get into them without tools, just thump the top as you twist the door release knob and the shock is enough to bounce the locking bar connected to the solenoid down, worked on my Yale branded version of this safe.
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That is an excellent idea. Id fill mine to the brim with heavy weights to make them work as much as possible. Fill it with old lead typeset or something.
I like how it has never been known to security professionals for a few years, no, it has always been known for DECADES
I'm sitting on a broken and repaired AMAZON BASICS office chair. It had a six month warranty. It broke at almost the day six months had elapsed. I used screws and sheets of thick plastic to repair it. My repair has lasted longer than the original build.
And other two flaws? Kliffhanger in end of two minute video sure is a new world record🙂
Say LPL, if the safe is small enough to fit in the freezer, might this be a way to get Mrs. LPL to join you on camera to showcase one of the design flaws that you didn't show here?
Apparently this can also be opened by lifting and dropping it whilst applying torque to the dial
Maybe folks can keep their Amazon brand gun safes in it.
safe in a safe wtf?
@@venturoes1912 a safe in a safe in a safe in a safe in a safe in a safe in a safe in a safe in a safe
@@microsoftcortana9239 But will it be safe?
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@@microsoftcortana9239 No problem, just ask Amazon for a very safe safe!
Once had a safe with nothing in it theif broke in stole only the safe.My gf had real gold but they didn't take that they took an empty safe
Small brain: Lock-picking an amazon brand safe
Big Brain: Lock-picking an amazon safe with an amazon lockpicking tool
You should do one where you try to unlock frustrating packaging.
Open it with a bic pen
All the reviews on amazon are saying how they were able to open it with just the shell of a bic pen 🖊
You can also turn the left knob a bit then hit on top and it will open that way as well
"It can be opened in just a few moments using a product that you can ironically buy on Amazon"
*I used the Amazon to destroy the Amazon*
Also, you can open this joke of a safe with a ball point pen...
thank you my neighbors are going to regret buying this safe
Some things sadly never change!
I have one these safes because it keeps little kids out of my stuff. Also, a thief could use a long stick by poking it through the back and pressing the reset button
Then you would not have installed it but just use it as a box. In which case they would just take the darn thing with them and check its content at a more convient time.
Use as a decoy in wide open If you have an alarm system you should stick a window magnet on the inside of the safe. If the person get's into the safe the magnet loses contact will trigger the alarm in house.
Quick question: what would be a *good* budget security safe? I think that's something a lot of people would be interested in seeing.
The budget always goes in relation to what you keep inside the safe.
An electronic safe without an emergency lock is impossible to use this method, any safe with a certified electronic lock (S&G, La Gard, NL locks...)
The electronics fails over the years, encourage people to learn to use a mechanical combination of discs and sure to endure for life.
The good thing about all this is that thieves against safes only use brute force, at the moment the locks are not important.
In the 9 years that I have been opening, repairing, selling and moving safes in Spain, I have never seen robbery without damaging the safe.
Yep, Amazon recommend/put their name onto trash...
What's New?
Amazonbasic items are a hit or miss, they're motor oil is actually pretty dam good
That tool seems like an easier key to use than the actual key...
Omg I have this safe. It’s mounted in plain sight to my dresser and I have it filled with what equates to junk mail. Good to know I’m using it correctly 👍
The dislikes are from Amazon officials😂
Shawana Washington and also glue the panel with epoxy.
"It would make a great decoy safe" is probably the sickest burn I've ever heard LPL say.
No nice click out of it today? That safe is not granting us even the least bit of joy.... * pout *