I’ll fix it Fear assessment: are you scared? Markiplier: not anymore you should be scared of me! Know why? Fear assessment: why? Markiplier: BOAR SPEAR!!!!!!!! Fear assessment: 😱😱😱
Ok but analog horror isn’t really scary, just a bit unsettling, your not playing the game and it’s a bit goofy seeing mark in the corner. If you truly think you’re unsusceptible to horror, you should probs play an actual horror game
@@diepotatohead 1. He probably has 2. This wasn't even unsettling or horrifying, and I was laughing alot 3. Cry all you want we don't care about you or what you say
@@Gamer-wy5mu That's rude. He raises a good point too. 1. Probably hasn't if he's boasting the idea that he's not susceptible to horror. 2. I wonder why. Mark was goofing off the entire video and it is not scary, entertaining sure, but nowhere near scary and you aren't cool because you didn't get scared like you think you are. 3. Not sure why you made it personal for no reason he was stating some valid points and you reply like somebody pissed in your cereal.
@@ilectus Well, to be honest, most of the time, Mark takes the horror off of the game, with light-hearted joking and being scared himself. He just lifts some of the frights off the game when he plays a horror game, lmao.
@@og403 lol, what scared me was Mark being unable to put it back in its sheath. That moment, I just imagined someone about to walk by when a spear randomly pokes out of the doorway for no reason 😂
Can I just say I love every Markiplier sentence that starts with “I’m not a masochist” because it’s always followed up by the most masochistic shit possible
@@PepziUploadThings I work with AI generation for a living and this comes off as a human trying to pretend to be ChatGPT, but it's hard as hell to tell if that's actually the case or not. Earlier models of ChatGPT (3.5 included) did struggle with context and understanding what would be appropriate to bring up in terms of tangential information, so who knows.
It’s a human pretending to be an A.I. He probably got the text from copy+pasting from ChatGPT. ChatGPT is not on youtube, its on OpenAI. This is just some person wanting attention desperately.
@@PepziUploadThings Hello! It's great to hear that you appreciate the contrast and humor in Markiplier's sentences that begin with "I'm not a masochist" and then involve masochistic elements. Humor is indeed a subjective experience, and different individuals have varied preferences when it comes to what they find amusing. The comedic effect of unexpected or contradictory elements is a common technique used to create laughter. Markiplier's use of this pattern seems to resonate with you, and that's perfectly fine. People have different senses of humor, and what one person finds entertaining may not necessarily appeal to someone else. If you enjoy this particular pattern and find it amusing, there's no reason why you shouldn't continue to appreciate and engage with it. Comedy is a personal preference, and as long as it brings you entertainment and amusement, there's no right or wrong in enjoying it. Embrace your own sense of humor and enjoy the laughter it brings!
I've had a fantasy of sacrificing myself to save someone else, but torture was never part of it. I'm thinking, pushing someone out of traffic and being hit in their place or having a gun to my head and refusing to give up the location of my family, but again NEVER torture.
Game rules: Open all doors, shine a light on your face, be alone, shut off all light Mark: *follows all of them* Game rules: focus on the test Mark: So I got a BOAR SPEAR HERE-
Also I have legit crippling paranoia and am lightly hallucinating due to lack of sleep, don't ask why I do this to myself lmao Edit: Thank you all for the genuine concern, I didn't expect that lol I've gone to the doctor and my sleep amount is fine now
8:06 Imagine being Amy during this... You hear Mark in his office, you know he's playing a game, but at the same time, you just see the boar spear peeking out of the door.
And yet I don't understand how you're supposed to follow them XD They're as contradictory as talking to most teachers these days. No lights but have a light on for your face (so no daylight either??), and follow all the rules. How do I do the 2 and the 6 at the same time without... I dunno having bio-luminescent skin, would that be a workable loophole??? Good thing it's just a silly game, I had enough of the contradictory rules in school.
Now we just need a horror game where the monster is just markiplier chasing you while holding a boar spear and asking you what your pain tolerance is like
I miss some of the old fan games. Cuz now I'm imagining a fan made horror where Mark is chasing the player with various "weapons" (to be interpreted loosely). And each time you survive, he uses increasingly dangerous objects. First level is Mark chasing you with some type of ADHD toy 😂
@@pastelpudding1097 lmao he kills an NPC and you get _one_ warning before the chase begins. Since Mark is totally not a masochist, would him asking "what's your pain tolerance?" be scary enough? And then right as he asks the chase music kicks in
My brother is scared of you. He literally screams, cries, and tumbles while he hides behind me when he sees your face. EVERYTIME NO MATTER THE VIDEO! we're calling it Markiphobia
“I’ll do anything to be a hero!” I’m 6 foot 5, Mark. Every time a small elderly lady asks me to grab the highest item on the shelf, the Spider-Man theme enters my head. You’re not alone.
It’s so sweet to know that Mark also has those moments where he randomly remembers an Unus Annus moment and goes “God, I miss that video…” It’s a weekly occurrence in our house.
I’d love to see the perspective of someone outside of his room hearing muffled talking, a bang on the ceiling, then seeing the boar spear suddenly thrust out of the doorway multiple times
I love the idea that cursed blades that need to kill before being sheathed don't like kill the wielder if they try and sheath it, but it just becomes really fiddly and won't go in the sheath.
I always thought that those intrusive thoughts of completely unrealistic situations where I nobly withstand severe torture for heroic purposes was abnormal. Since Mark has admitted it, I no longer think it abnormal... now I KNOW it is.
8:00 Mark: stabing the hallway in case of intruders Me: incredibly concerned that Amy decided that was the exact moment she wanted to bring him cookies
I love how Mark sees his face on the webcam and has the joyful response of a delighted toddler...while also wielding a boar spear, laughing maniacally and screaming 'Stab the demons!'
8:15 I like the idea of Amy being near the hallway (like in an adjoining room) watching Mark stab the spear into the hall just being like “Yeah…that’s Mark”
One of these days she is going to make a UA-cam account for one video that's just her filming with her phone random moments of Mark being Mark but like... across the hallway.
The editing on the lines of text at the beginning is absolutely genius, keep it up, Lixian! If I hadn't have been paying attention, I never would've noticed the lines changing over the webcam
Mark looking at himself in the video feed and then realizing he is especially hot with the hallway light is on him is exactly the confidence level I need when I see myself.
Sometimes I wish we could have a video of Amy reacting to Mark's recording. I'm sure hearing half of his commentary with no context would just be hilarious 😂
Lixian and nerdfiction deserve a round of applause for the editing in this video. The text being superimposed over Mark's webcam as he was reading the beginning of the line gave me such a rush of serotonin. Thank you.
I think this is a pretty creative final jumpscare: With the list of instructions, you make it easy(ier) for the game to detect where the darkest area is [which *should* be that open, dark, empty doorway] and it spawns the jumpscare from there. Unfortunatly, it seems to have thought that the spear [when you held it up] was the "door" it was looking for. Still, it's a nice effect, and a smart way to utilize it!
Very creative way to do it except Markiplier's chad boar spear stabbed through the immersion of the game, so it wasn't nearly as powerful of a scare lol
Monster: *comes to Markiplier to terrorize him* Markiplier jumping at him at 395 mph armed with the sharpest boar spear in Nevada: "You picked the wrong house, fool! "
@@brainb0t_952 I've conducted some tests. 395 mph is enough to create a momentum that can allow the spear to tear through the flesh and bone of most humanoid abominations in existence and greatly injure the beasts.
@@megan-wl1ym "he has a man honor its just how dare you think low of me and then he kills or endures torture or does it the hard way instead of submitting" homie confused his z with a
@@crumbledcookie27 Markiplier with any weapon is a hundred times scarier than anyone with a gun. Because if you hurt him back he'll just keep coming for more.
I got more anxiety watching Mark put the Boar Spear back in it's sheath than the game had to skip ahead to make sure he still had his fingers in the end.
yup, i had to do with lance stewart cause in is early days when i watched him, he did stupid shit with knives and always cut him self really bad, so i would always have to look ahead into the video to see if he actually did hurt himself so i could skip it cause it gave me extreme anxiety
I laughed so hard when the webcam took over and there was just Mark sitting there with his door open and a boar spear in hand I am glad this wasn't a try not to laugh challenge I laughed so much.
I appreciate it at the beginning where they edited it so that the text showed across Mark's face. I've always remembered stuff better reading it myself, so when I can't see it it's annoying. Thank you! ❤
0:38 can we just appreciate the editing that allows us to read each line without any impediment while not having Mark's head zip around the screen? Lixian is doing god's work out here.
Contender for favorite Markiplier video, period. It's just Mark, being Mark, discussing what Mark does and likes. It even has a moment of "he's just a person too" with the door-opening and subsequent conversation with Amy. I love it so much
Whenever Mark's ADHD kicks in, mine does as well, and I totally forget the video is about and just start agreeing to Mark , of what hes saying instead of the act of randomness. :)
Im 50 seconds in. I just wanna appreciate Lixian/whoever is editing on overlaying the text behind Marks face cam when Mark is reading it out loud. Props on you for doing that
Fear Assessment: “They are coming in the room.”
Markiplier: “It’s time to do my spear fighting skills.”
LEVEL UP!
Ayo, what they doin in the room
That’s kinda hot
Me casually starting a communist empire on my phone while this happened.💀💀
Mark: Amy call an ambulance..... *BUT NOT FOR ME!*
"Do you care for animals?"
*Mark while holding a boar spear* : "Yes"
😂🤣🤣
Remember he's only going to stab at human height~
I need a Cloak brand boar spear so badly 😫
you might care for animals, but some animals do *not* care for *you* and you may have to defend yourself
@@MM-jf1mebut think of all the human sized boars :(
Fear Assessment: Are you scared?
Mark: *B O A R S P E A R*
@@MbitaChizi aint no followers on youtube. copy paste better next time
I’ll fix it
Fear assessment: are you scared?
Markiplier: not anymore you should be scared of me! Know why?
Fear assessment: why?
Markiplier: BOAR SPEAR!!!!!!!!
Fear assessment: 😱😱😱
My theory is that he or someone else uses that spear in his movie
@@MbitaChizimate there is no followers on UA-cam
@@MbitaChizi you look old enough to have a job, buy it yourself.
The only things I've taken from this
1. I'm not susceptible to horror
2. Mark has a boar spear
3. I want a boar spear
Ok but analog horror isn’t really scary, just a bit unsettling, your not playing the game and it’s a bit goofy seeing mark in the corner. If you truly think you’re unsusceptible to horror, you should probs play an actual horror game
@@diepotatohead
1. He probably has
2. This wasn't even unsettling or horrifying, and I was laughing alot
3. Cry all you want we don't care about you or what you say
@@Gamer-wy5mu That's rude. He raises a good point too.
1. Probably hasn't if he's boasting the idea that he's not susceptible to horror.
2. I wonder why. Mark was goofing off the entire video and it is not scary, entertaining sure, but nowhere near scary and you aren't cool because you didn't get scared like you think you are.
3. Not sure why you made it personal for no reason he was stating some valid points and you reply like somebody pissed in your cereal.
@@ilectus Well, to be honest, most of the time, Mark takes the horror off of the game, with light-hearted joking and being scared himself. He just lifts some of the frights off the game when he plays a horror game, lmao.
play this game with headphones full screen and follow the rules, shit is not scary until you actually play it@@diepotatohead
The scary part wasn't even the game, it was watching Mark fool around with the most dangerous thing in his house aside from himself
Fr when he was randomly stabbing out the door while turned around facing the camera, I was more scared than any part of this video
@@og403 lol, what scared me was Mark being unable to put it back in its sheath.
That moment, I just imagined someone about to walk by when a spear randomly pokes out of the doorway for no reason 😂
False everybody knows Chica is the most dangerous in the Markiplier house hold
@@dripchungusbut she is just a dog, a dog strengts or intelegences is nothing compare to a human.
Mark with a boar spear is the definition of "I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped with me
He would totally beat the ever-living out of an Alternate.
@@0_dearghealach_083i mean if it can cut through its sheath it can cut through a dark figure
"what if I want them to kill me? WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO TRY!?"
You never unquoted so every comment you make from now on is in quote.
"
The real fear was watching Mark try to sheathe the spear head without hurting himself.
That and also when he decided to put it in the hallway where Amy could of easily walked past
@@rachelme4662who’s Amy I forgot
@@LIL_BUNNYJK28293his girlfriend
@@valeries9297 he has a girlfriend?
Where have I been all this time?
@@rachelme4662I don't get it how would that be bad?
Game: A figure appears in your room-
Mark: I am armed.
50%+ of Americans:
"I too, am armed"
MoistCritikal: THESE... ARE MAGS
@@rafael502 there are literally more guns in America than people
Like, that's crazy
Can I just say I love every Markiplier sentence that starts with “I’m not a masochist” because it’s always followed up by the most masochistic shit possible
@@PepziUploadThings
I work with AI generation for a living and this comes off as a human trying to pretend to be ChatGPT, but it's hard as hell to tell if that's actually the case or not. Earlier models of ChatGPT (3.5 included) did struggle with context and understanding what would be appropriate to bring up in terms of tangential information, so who knows.
It’s a human pretending to be an A.I. He probably got the text from copy+pasting from ChatGPT. ChatGPT is not on youtube, its on OpenAI. This is just some person wanting attention desperately.
@@PepziUploadThings Hello! It's great to hear that you appreciate the contrast and humor in Markiplier's sentences that begin with "I'm not a masochist" and then involve masochistic elements. Humor is indeed a subjective experience, and different individuals have varied preferences when it comes to what they find amusing.
The comedic effect of unexpected or contradictory elements is a common technique used to create laughter. Markiplier's use of this pattern seems to resonate with you, and that's perfectly fine. People have different senses of humor, and what one person finds entertaining may not necessarily appeal to someone else.
If you enjoy this particular pattern and find it amusing, there's no reason why you shouldn't continue to appreciate and engage with it. Comedy is a personal preference, and as long as it brings you entertainment and amusement, there's no right or wrong in enjoying it. Embrace your own sense of humor and enjoy the laughter it brings!
You need to do a second rain world video
@@DesignerCyberor it's someone offering sound advice and isn't trying to openly be a pain in the ass. Think of that man?
"Have you ever thought about being tortured to death?"
Mark: Listen, I'm not a masochist. But-
I've had a fantasy of sacrificing myself to save someone else, but torture was never part of it. I'm thinking, pushing someone out of traffic and being hit in their place or having a gun to my head and refusing to give up the location of my family, but again NEVER torture.
I have this though too, actually. But I can't dwell on them for too long, cos they are rather unpleasant
@@Lady-Seashell-Bikini .. fantasy??😀
7:11
The human race is really "interesting"
The scariest part was watching Mark handling a sharp object while unsupervised.
Agreed 100%
fr
Even though this video was posted last week and I was ensured that Mark ended up okay, that whole sequence still terrified me for his safety.
Ya that was definitely a cringe moment
Lol
Game rules: Open all doors, shine a light on your face, be alone, shut off all light
Mark: *follows all of them*
Game rules: focus on the test
Mark: So I got a BOAR SPEAR HERE-
I got 4 letters for u- adhd
@@TheColourfulSidetwitchisn't that three (3)?
@ParamaterX that would be two (2) letters
@@Deadflower019ty for the chuckle
@@Deadflower019 Dude just because there is the letter d twice does not mean it counts as only one letter .
The fact that Markiplier has a boar spear is both hilarious, and oddly not surprising either
And terrifying😭
fr
Mark claims it's for distractable but he's yet to use it on distractable
And just a tad bit arousing 🙈
@@MbitaChizi
You fucked up lmao
Markiplier is entering his dad era with the exorbitant amount of grunting and muttering he did while just turning off a light.
i eat soap
edit:strawberry flavor😋
@@someguyonyoutube1what's your favorite flavor?
He’s getting old :(/j
@@acreator4268 aren't we all :(
@@SergioEduP :(
Mark is one of the few people on this planet who when asked "What would you do if someone appeared in your room?" Can answer with "Boar spear"
Also I have legit crippling paranoia and am lightly hallucinating due to lack of sleep, don't ask why I do this to myself lmao
Edit: Thank you all for the genuine concern, I didn't expect that lol
I've gone to the doctor and my sleep amount is fine now
@k.h.production22669 simply get a boar spear. on a genuine note though, sorry to hear
maybe stop watching these kind of videos they are not the best remedy for your head rn :(
@@k.h.production22669 hugs for u :c
I’m sorry about that, maybe you should take a break from the online world for now and get some sleep. Horror content is not good for you right now.
8:06 Imagine being Amy during this... You hear Mark in his office, you know he's playing a game, but at the same time, you just see the boar spear peeking out of the door.
The 6 rules supposed to make Mark uncomfortable instead giving him better lighting is hilarious
And yet I don't understand how you're supposed to follow them XD They're as contradictory as talking to most teachers these days.
No lights but have a light on for your face (so no daylight either??), and follow all the rules.
How do I do the 2 and the 6 at the same time without... I dunno having bio-luminescent skin, would that be a workable loophole???
Good thing it's just a silly game, I had enough of the contradictory rules in school.
@@Roadent1241they aren’t contradictory you are just supposed to do them in order.
I feel a demon coming inside of me.
@@II-Epic-II🤨
@@II-Epic-II ayo??
Now we just need a horror game where the monster is just markiplier chasing you while holding a boar spear and asking you what your pain tolerance is like
I miss some of the old fan games. Cuz now I'm imagining a fan made horror where Mark is chasing the player with various "weapons" (to be interpreted loosely). And each time you survive, he uses increasingly dangerous objects. First level is Mark chasing you with some type of ADHD toy 😂
add some dialogue in there. make him say “i’m not a masochist” for irony’s sake
Mark's chasing dialogue should include "GO BEYOND", "dense bones", " _I_ am the Buttstabber", etc.
Edit: HARD MODE IS WARFSTACHE HUNTING YOU DOWN
@@pastelpudding1097 lmao he kills an NPC and you get _one_ warning before the chase begins. Since Mark is totally not a masochist, would him asking "what's your pain tolerance?" be scary enough? And then right as he asks the chase music kicks in
@@SharkSnootOr alternatively, have him say “I can milk you.” Or otherwise use a quote from the Meat Canyon video.
Markiplier laughing like a crazy person holding a boar spear was more scary than the game itself
@@MbitaChiziB O T
@@MbitaChiziwrong UA-camr bot.
@@wdp1a73rwhy do you guys respond to bots
@@noo77777 yeah
My brother is scared of you. He literally screams, cries, and tumbles while he hides behind me when he sees your face. EVERYTIME NO MATTER THE VIDEO! we're calling it Markiphobia
he def finds markiplier hot
@@lolecd2262ikr
@@lolecd2262Who doesn't?
@@_Sin_ikr?
@@lolecd2262lol reminds me of when I was younger I used to be scared of guys I found attractive 😂😂 Might've been the social anxiety tho
Please just imagine Amy walking out of whatever room she is in to see the head of a boar spear poking in and out of Marks recording room 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t tell Amy.
I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought of that. XD
that was all i was imagining too lol
@@Mori-lq8rf how you know, is there a source where i can find this
“I’ll do anything to be a hero!”
I’m 6 foot 5, Mark. Every time a small elderly lady asks me to grab the highest item on the shelf, the Spider-Man theme enters my head. You’re not alone.
I just wanna say you're *spectacular.*
I’m 6’2 and once my friend’s grandma asked me to grab a cup from a high shelf, and I’ve never felt so proud of myself
Friendly neighborhood tall person
@@diabolusabinfernum3461thats really ironic since peter in spectacular spiderman is 5’6 LOL
6'4" and I feel like I want to bolt around town like Magneto on acid when I'm listening to MF Doom.
honestly mark struggling to cover the boar spear was probably the scariest thing in this video
“oh it’s upside down” 💀
Yeah, the whole time I was like please, please please
I thought he was going to die.
It’s so sweet to know that Mark also has those moments where he randomly remembers an Unus Annus moment and goes “God, I miss that video…” It’s a weekly occurrence in our house.
Game: *scary and weird as hell noises*
Markiplier: *starts singing opera with the sounds*
It's worse bc I started to sing with him and everone thought I had gone crazy
@@plaguedoc6921yeah, it do be like that
I’d love to see the perspective of someone outside of his room hearing muffled talking, a bang on the ceiling, then seeing the boar spear suddenly thrust out of the doorway multiple times
That'll be the most Accidentally Wes Anderson moment in the Fischbach residence in a good long while.
I got more stressed out with Mark trying to resheathe the boar spear than the acctual Fear Assessment.
loved it
I think Mark being an absolute goof in the sound segment helped with it not being as scary 😂😂😂
It was nice of Mark to include 14 minutes of horror gameplay with his 2 minute video-flex about the fact that he has a boar spear
I like how half the episode is just Mark interacting with the different props and stuff in his house.
Fax
*%❤🎉😢😂😢🎉😂
The Fear Assessment: tries to be scary
Markiplier: So anyway, check out this *boar spear*
I love the idea that cursed blades that need to kill before being sheathed don't like kill the wielder if they try and sheath it, but it just becomes really fiddly and won't go in the sheath.
"i don wanna >:("
Just imagining Amy outside the room, seeing the boar spear being thrust out of the room 😂
🤣🤣🤣My thoughts exactly
BRO THOSE WERE MY EXACT THOUGHTS AS HE DID THAT
I know right!?! 🤣🤣
Amy's probably used to it by now. 😂😂
if shes walking by when he starts jabbing
That was the most nerve wracking part of this whole video!
0:38 It's little touches like this that makes Lixian best editor in class.
Agreed
I love how he makes any horror game into a laughing mess 😭
True
the game tries to be scary but instead we got boar spears
So true 😭 also I love your pfp 🫶
Mark having a boar spear feels extremely fitting somehow.
Used to have a spear made out of a lawn mower blade and a pine tree.
@@zubbworks im sorry, do you happen to be the protagonist of a survival game?
It reminds me of the Tactica-
I smithed a sword out of bits of scrap metal and metal pipes, greatest day of my life
@@Shovel________________ Possibly. But it's still the tutorial before the big cutscene explaining the disaster.
I always thought that those intrusive thoughts of completely unrealistic situations where I nobly withstand severe torture for heroic purposes was abnormal. Since Mark has admitted it, I no longer think it abnormal... now I KNOW it is.
ahhhhh fuck
OH NO ME TOO
I aspire to one day become as unhinged as you and Mark
To get serious. Intrusive thoughts are surprisingly common.
I was about to say "see! Look, normal!"
But it seems you have condemned us to strangeness lol
imagine Amy just watching a boar spear poking in and out of mark's room while Mark exclaims "WHAAH" each time
Amy's the sensible one in that house.
Every time I look back on old mark I’ve realised how much of a dad he’s become and how he looks so much like Keanu reeves
Man I thought I was the only one
You mean Johnny Silverhand?
You need glasses if you think he looks like Keanu.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon It ain't one to one but it's pretty close
@@bumblebeeyellowdragonwasn't he based off Keanu Reeves thou... correct me if I'm wrong
8:00
Mark: stabing the hallway in case of intruders
Me: incredibly concerned that Amy decided that was the exact moment she wanted to bring him cookies
i dont think he wouldve posted the video if that happened
Yeah the intruder is none other than Stanley from the Mandela Catalogs
@@josecontreras9820 the ultra deluxe stanley
I was thinking the exact same thing
same i was like wow amy could get stabbed on camera today
I always thought Mark looked more and more like a modern-day caveman ever since finishing Iron Lung. The spear just confirms it.
You say that as if HeeHoo wasn't enough proof lol
HEEHOO
H E E H O O
HEEHOO
H E E H O O
Game-"Listen to the voices"
Mark- "My doctor said not to do that" 😅 (5:20)
Mark wielding a boar spear, yelling about Jesus, and with the horror sounds in the background is the most mental thing i have seen
I love how Mark sees his face on the webcam and has the joyful response of a delighted toddler...while also wielding a boar spear, laughing maniacally and screaming 'Stab the demons!'
8:15 I like the idea of Amy being near the hallway (like in an adjoining room) watching Mark stab the spear into the hall just being like “Yeah…that’s Mark”
I can imagine that clear as day.
One of these days she is going to make a UA-cam account for one video that's just her filming with her phone random moments of Mark being Mark but like... across the hallway.
The editing on the lines of text at the beginning is absolutely genius, keep it up, Lixian! If I hadn't have been paying attention, I never would've noticed the lines changing over the webcam
Mark is a man with five ovens, a tactical shovel, reign over squirrels, and now a boar spear.
Sour patch kids better watch out
Mark is just the entire country of Australia put into one non-Aussie
Bed knife
Don’t forget his crown of kingship over Five Nights at Freddy’s
Ah yes I could never forget the 5 ovens xD Good times
Mark looking at himself in the video feed and then realizing he is especially hot with the hallway light is on him is exactly the confidence level I need when I see myself.
I loved that he notices it made himself look nicer. I had the exact same thought at the exact same moment he realized that.
I actually want to see this lighting more
8:00 I’m just imagining Amy walking in like, “hey Mark I made you these freshly baked cookies” and Mark’s just like “Heeeeyaah!”
I was saying the same thing lol
@@cheyenneross4808 😂😂😂
Now I see Mark not stabbing Amy but using his spear to basically pick up and then flip the cookie to himself somehow.
I thought that too 😭
Hit them with that DMC Stinger, "HEEYAH".
Sometimes I wish we could have a video of Amy reacting to Mark's recording. I'm sure hearing half of his commentary with no context would just be hilarious 😂
I would love him to record with Amy again sometime. It’s been way too long.
Lixian and nerdfiction deserve a round of applause for the editing in this video. The text being superimposed over Mark's webcam as he was reading the beginning of the line gave me such a rush of serotonin. Thank you.
Facts bro
Truly
My thoughts exactly!!! It was so clean!
Yes! That was new and faaaantastic! 🤘
that was dope
I think this is a pretty creative final jumpscare:
With the list of instructions, you make it easy(ier) for the game to detect where the darkest area is [which *should* be that open, dark, empty doorway] and it spawns the jumpscare from there. Unfortunatly, it seems to have thought that the spear [when you held it up] was the "door" it was looking for.
Still, it's a nice effect, and a smart way to utilize it!
Wait... Does that mean his spear can summon demons??? Holy fuck !!! Mark is unstoppable!!!
@@Lnkjr LMAOOO
Technically this game is now longer as of today
Very creative way to do it except Markiplier's chad boar spear stabbed through the immersion of the game, so it wasn't nearly as powerful of a scare lol
Why didn't I realise that was the game screen till now? 🤦
Game : Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
Mark : Points at the camera.
Me watching the video: 👁 👄 👁
@@MbitaChizifollowers isn't a thing here
It's called "subscribers"
@@MbitaChizi
Begone bot
I love how the test says stay focused on the test and Mark just goes to show his spear mid test
Monster: *comes to Markiplier to terrorize him*
Markiplier jumping at him at 395 mph armed with the sharpest boar spear in Nevada: "You picked the wrong house, fool! "
395 is very specific
I think he is the Monster
@@brainb0t_952 I've conducted some tests.
395 mph is enough to create a momentum that can allow the spear to tear through the flesh and bone of most humanoid abominations in existence and greatly injure the beasts.
I don't think he'd say that... it'd be like 'illegible Markiplier noises'
14:30
Markiplier having a boar spear is hillarious, but also not even surprising at all
why did u do that?
It's really not surprising at all. I hadn't watched his videos in a while, i started watching again and there was just a spear in the corner.
Adding “boar spear” to the list of things Mark has inspired me to purchase, along with “tactical shovel,” among others.
Don’t forget the tactical rope 😊
Normally I can’t handle Mandela Catalogue stuff, but Mark not taking it seriously made it really funny-
Normal people: Owns guns for home defense
Markiplier: Has a fucking boar spear
"Normal people"
@glittery_cucumber ah judgy, are we?
if i remember hes got that beefy large revolver
@@thedarkpaladinorios4465 which isn't an actual gun
He lives in California. Even if he could get a gun he would almost definitely be imprisoned for using it.
Markiplier's not a masochist he just has a massive savior complex 💀
not a masochist he just wants to know what the pain feels like
he hzve z mzn honor its just how dzre you think low of me znd then he kills or indore tutore or do it the hzrd wzy insted of supmitting
@@unconcernedbeast9190 dawg what
@@megan-wl1ym "he has a man honor its just how dare you think low of me and then he kills or endures torture or does it the hard way instead of submitting"
homie confused his z with a
Or both, both is good
The fact that Mark just preened in front of the camera with the natural lighting makes me laugh really hard.
mark was like my emotional support dog through this assessment
… woof?
Mark was 10x more terrifying than any Alternate in the game, lmao.
Send markiplier after the alternates
They will run
Test: "5: Stay focused on the test"
Mark: "So I've got this boar spear..."
“Have you ever thought about being tortured to dead???”
Mark: hear me out
Also Mark: I’m NOT a masochist!!!! GOOOSSSHHHHH
Hes just a simple man who owns 5 ovens
TO BE FAIR
he's not alone in that "fantasy of surviving impossible situations" thing
HEAR . ME . OUT
@@starfiresreigneverybody thinks he still has them
@@Bloodjen Surely that 'fantasy' doesn't include willful torture.. surely..
imagine trying to rob mark, you get into the house at night you walk couple of steps and you see markiplier with a boar spear posted up like a spartan
Honestly sounds far more intimidating than anyone with a gun
@@crumbledcookie27
Markiplier with any weapon is a hundred times scarier than anyone with a gun. Because if you hurt him back he'll just keep coming for more.
@@nobodytheowl Screaming that he isn't a masochist, he just wants to be a hero
I got more anxiety watching Mark put the Boar Spear back in it's sheath than the game had to skip ahead to make sure he still had his fingers in the end.
That's the real horror experience. 😅
Like a knife cutting through butter, I replayed that shit 😂
yup, i had to do with lance stewart cause in is early days when i watched him, he did stupid shit with knives and always cut him self really bad, so i would always have to look ahead into the video to see if he actually did hurt himself so i could skip it cause it gave me extreme anxiety
The real horror is your lack of punctuation.
@@9_1.1 this is the internet no one is gonna be putting commas in all their sentences
Of course he'd sing along with the creepy audio portions 😂
OFCOURSEE
so would I, 100 percent. I was already mocking them while watching
While holding a boar spear.
The boar spear just creeping into frame periodically is hilarious 💀
Timestamp
@@Randombookwoorm14:28
@@youraverageyoutubeuser8191 thnks
Mark: plays a horror game.
Also Mark: haha wee. DEMON BUSTER
I'm gonna be honest, Mark scared me more than the game
How so?
@@g.d.dodgeconverse9221 boar spear
Honesty is the best policy, so you did the right thing here.
Guys I meant like the last part with the black and white effect with the boar spear not him in general 😂
the distorted webcam bit at the end where mark started yelling about demons and laughing like a maniac genuinely horrified me
The game: Stay focused on the test 2:37
Mark’s ADHD: BOAR SPEAR!!! CHRISTIAN WEBSITE!!!
BY THE WAY, DOES ANYONE HAS THE FUCKING WEBSITE?!
@@TvTrollByIvydemon buster I think
As someone with ADHD I can confirm Boar Spear is my average response to shit going down
@@TvTrollByIvy he says it in the video does he not??
@@TvTrollByIvy ye, maybe demon buster, its in this time stamp 13:40
Fear Assessment: Do you care for animals?
mark: *holding a literal boar spear* Yes ^^
You can care about animals and still hunt. In some cases you have to.
@@cosmicmuse2195 Besides, they were referencing a board spear, not a boar spear. Those boards aren't even alive to begin with!
@@corvespid4925 Truth
It's why he only aims his boar spear at human height.
I was just pointing out the irony of the situation guys chill
Markiplier's the only person I know who'd suddenly remember the name of an exorcism service over scary earrape audio
Young Mark was definitely the kid who imagine himself saving the school from an intruder
Having lived my whole life as that kid, i am surprised to find that not everyone was that kid
as a man, i’m pretty sure we all did
yeah me too
I thought everyone imagined themselves doing that at least once?
@@TeenPerspektiva Same. Art Room was always a fun one to think about fr
I laughed so hard when the webcam took over and there was just Mark sitting there with his door open and a boar spear in hand I am glad this wasn't a try not to laugh challenge I laughed so much.
Same
I absolutely love the editing of the words behind Mark’s webcam being revealed as he’s reading them
Kinda forced me to slow down my reading, ingenious nonetheless.
Small touch but it was a great touch I rarely see in videos.
@@MbitaChizi have u tried not blatantly advertising in places advertisements don’t belong
@@Imm_o it"s a bot, just report it for spam
I appreciate it at the beginning where they edited it so that the text showed across Mark's face. I've always remembered stuff better reading it myself, so when I can't see it it's annoying. Thank you! ❤
Mark casually having a medieval weapon at the ready in his room is very on-brand.
Yeah, of all the people to say they have a boar spear, I didn't bat an eye when Mark mentioned it, it just makes sense.
Markiplier is slowly looking more and more like John wick
He even has the mentality of John Wick
i love to see it
Looking like Samurai Cop back in the day.
I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a boar spear. With a f*ckin'... boar spear.
That doesn’t bode well for chica… :(
mark explaining why he was unplugging everything and opening the door to amy is the funniest thing ever 😭
He probably has to explain ALOT to her cause some of the things he says is very questionable 🤣
@@jadacheatwood5525
I think she's used to it at this point, just another Wednesday
THANK YOU, MARK! Finally someone else who thinks eternity is terrifying.
Assessment: Do you love animals?
Mark: yes (while holding a boar spear)
Lol
He said he was only stabbing at human height
0:38 can we just appreciate the editing that allows us to read each line without any impediment while not having Mark's head zip around the screen? Lixian is doing god's work out here.
high tier editing!
The editor went legendary in the editing skill and then immediately got all the perks again.
Lixian pulling his weight
It’s beautiful!
Best Editor I've ever seen!
The Fear Assessment Test is a multistage psychological stability test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
I don't know why but I really wanna know the context behind you making this comment lol
@@edd4816 "The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues."
-:Reply From User:-
--> I will kill you
-:End:-
I k ow what it’s based off of, but this could turn into a metal creepy pasta
@@Glaycier what is that?
Mark explaining the game's rules to Amy is so hilarious and cute
Mark pointing and laughing maniacally at the camera might be the scariest thing Ive ever witnessed
Yep
Gappy is the best jojo 😭😭😭
(Nice pfp)
@@hudsonhoggatt3180no joseph johnny and old jotaro are
Congratulations, you became popular because you posted fancy comment to markiplier's video
Correct.... I'm terrified.
Mark with the boar spear ready to face down those anomalous imposters like, "call an ambulance- _BUT NOT FOR ME!"_
the only thing they fear is you
Markiplier being so casual about this is giving me major “I’ve been through much worse this is no big deal” energy
Test: Stay focused on the test
Mark: You see I have a boar spear-
Never underestimate Mark's ability to turn any horror game into a comedy. Man, I haven't laughed this much in a while!
Markiplier is more and more starting to look like the Keanu Reeves of youtube
Ngl I prefer markiplier
@@TheColourfulSidetwitchSame
Ah yes, nothing weird going on here, just psychological torture tests. Another classic markiplier video
Yeh
average markiplier content
It's Mark explaining what he's doing to Amy that gets me
The game: Do you care about animals?
Markiplier:Yes, I do.
Also Markiplier: HAS A SPEAR TO *K I L L* BOARS
Bold of you to assume he plans to use it on a boar
He'll use it on a burglar and turn him into gyros 😁
He says it's why he stabs at human height 🤣
Boars are a pest
@@darealshinjii see you are a cultured person
Mark bringing in an emotional support pole arm was quite unexpected, but highly relatable. Pole arms are exceptional weapons.
They are the worst kind of weapon for this kind of situation tho ^^
@@verrueckteriwan I mean...I imagine there are worst kinds of weapons. Like, a cannon. If it's not pointed directly at the corner.
@@shadows_star you mean the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot?
I'll never forget the day my therapist prescribed me my very own poleaxe
@@verrueckteriwan As the founding fathers intended
Contender for favorite Markiplier video, period. It's just Mark, being Mark, discussing what Mark does and likes. It even has a moment of "he's just a person too" with the door-opening and subsequent conversation with Amy. I love it so much
Whenever Mark's ADHD kicks in, mine does as well, and I totally forget the video is about and just start agreeing to Mark , of what hes saying instead of the act of randomness. :)
Remember guys, Markiplier is definitely not a masochist
as soon as the torture question was posed i was like "here we go, maso-mark over here is in his element" xDDD
Markiplier: I'm not a Masochist.
Also Markiplier: Hear me out... (Not a Masochist)
Also carries a boar spear 😂
Totally not a masochist 💀
Yep, totally NOT a masochist.
Any horror game becomes infinitely less scary when Mark is playing it.
Then Mark applies his own analog horror to the video himself
Mark becomes the horror.
Im 50 seconds in. I just wanna appreciate Lixian/whoever is editing on overlaying the text behind Marks face cam when Mark is reading it out loud. Props on you for doing that
6:30 in, Mark just loves showing off his spears and shovels
9:30 Markiplier is not a masochist, he's a hero... Probably.
13:10: Playing the most disturbing audio possible
Markiplier: Doing a friking opera solo