I Fuck Sluts - Bo Burnham (Hartford, CT 3/19/11)

This is a poem Bo wrote called "I Fuck Sluts". He's afraid it might be too lovery-dovey for us.....,
Sorry the video is sideways... didn't think about that when filming my first two videos from this night lol
Words submitted by carlogpacifico
Sluts, sluts
I fuck sluts
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
No ifs ands and or buts
I fuck sluts
I fuck sluts
Nice girls are nice, but no good for nut sucking
They'll need a serene knight to green light the butt fucking
But that'll be easy with sleasy old slut fucking
Boo to the nice girls, praise be to slut fucking
I have a list. A list?
Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts
And thus my nuts are fucking pissed
So when I fuck the lucky sluts
My nuts remove them from the list
Another dumb cum bucket scrubbed
from my nut sucking, suck it slut fucking bucketlist
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink or almond
They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh
with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash
But other girls are pretty and funny and smart
They can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart
They can talk about science or music or art
They can put you together and pull you apart
But don't trust these women
Don't, don't you dare
They'll force to love them
And trust them and care
And then they'll be gone
And you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart
That dumb slut left there

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I love videos that are filmed sideways, I collect them

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@Lloydgo thank you! even though it's sideways.... lol

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@mdog123451 Agreed! By the end everyone was like 'awwwwww!'

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@hannahmalcolmful Agreed!