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  • @Ailurus
    @Ailurus  3 місяці тому +370

    I can't wait till U.S election season is over bruh, I had to filter through so much red/blue political posts for this video lol.
    I hope you guys enjoy today's video, cause yall deserve a nice content treat to eat!
    Follow my demented socials!
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    Channel Discord: discord.gg/enHJv9P

    • @shiny-piplup
      @shiny-piplup 3 місяці тому +10

      gen 6 7 8 and 9 stuff is being leaked but the futre games are not leakingb cause leaker refuses to release

    • @YokaiDisorder
      @YokaiDisorder 3 місяці тому +11

      Yeah, politics suck, I just want it all to be over.

    • @GreatLakesSongs
      @GreatLakesSongs 3 місяці тому +2

      skibidi ailurus

    • @thesheeper0873
      @thesheeper0873 3 місяці тому

      10:26 Maybe possible if the person is extremely famous.

    • @joelowes7893
      @joelowes7893 3 місяці тому +7

      Tell me about it murdered by words has a 9/10 political post consistency I’m bored of it

  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple 3 місяці тому +774

    Seeing all the Pokémon leaks, that theory the Vaporeon copypasta was written by a Gamefreak employee appears a lot more plausible.

    • @mattk4110
      @mattk4110 3 місяці тому +9

      @@TheDigitalApple dear god

    • @DaveMiller741
      @DaveMiller741 3 місяці тому +25

      They are called game freak for a reason

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 місяці тому +32

      Game𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

    • @Vecchio_Rhosod85
      @Vecchio_Rhosod85 3 місяці тому +9

      The call was coming from inside the house?

    • @haunteddestiny312
      @haunteddestiny312 3 місяці тому

      unfortunately, that vaporeon copypasta was written by an actual zoophile. who ended up diddling his dog.

  • @Pokejirafan2004
    @Pokejirafan2004 3 місяці тому +528

    Vaporeon copypasta: *exists*
    That one Gamefreak dev: are you challenging me?

    • @yeetbirdo
      @yeetbirdo 3 місяці тому +17

      game𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

    • @defaulted9485
      @defaulted9485 3 місяці тому +2

      Megamind checking in : *No Gardevoirs?*

    • @DiscordMan-k7o
      @DiscordMan-k7o 3 місяці тому +3

      GameFreaky

    • @PrkrS
      @PrkrS 3 місяці тому +1

      Hey you aren’t funny just to let you know.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 місяці тому

      Dragon ball auras going crazy.

  • @Paintballperson-k2l
    @Paintballperson-k2l 3 місяці тому +683

    Game freak.... wait... FREAK? IT ALL MAKES SENSE

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 місяці тому +25

      It was in front of us the whole time...

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 3 місяці тому +28

      The Joker: "Hey Batman, I got myself a legitimate job Batman..."

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 3 місяці тому +23

      ​@@26th_Primarch"it's not a meme anymore batman"

    • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
      @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 3 місяці тому +10

      Holy mother, it was hiding IN PLAIN SIGHT!!

    • @sallyparty1978
      @sallyparty1978 3 місяці тому +9

      Freaky

  • @dustyfedora
    @dustyfedora 3 місяці тому +283

    For the vast majority of the the cut myths from the Pokemon leak they’re based on actual Myths and Yokai so for the most part it was creators taking actual stories that have existed for thousands of years and putting a Pokemon skin on it.

    • @rontheauraknight9606
      @rontheauraknight9606 3 місяці тому +15

      Also should note Typhlosions story was hand translated instead of machine translated and it doesn’t mention R*pe and is in fact mythology

  • @tanakisoup
    @tanakisoup 3 місяці тому +135

    3:30 I’d argue that’s extremely welcoming. It means tourists won’t waste their time on a place that doesn’t have what they want. If a tourist wants vegan options, they know not to go there. It saves both the business and the tourist time

    • @testgamer571
      @testgamer571 3 місяці тому +9

      but...what about the guy on x....who...would have his feelings hurt......noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      anyways, very well put!

    • @utatanepiko7087
      @utatanepiko7087 3 місяці тому

      Shame that's not what the they were complaining about

    • @tanakisoup
      @tanakisoup 3 місяці тому

      @@utatanepiko7087 then what were they complaining about?

    • @utatanepiko7087
      @utatanepiko7087 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tanakisoup I think they're vegan and doesn't like the fact that not all restaurants accommodate vegans or religious diets

    • @testgamer571
      @testgamer571 3 місяці тому

      @@utatanepiko7087 would you rather a guy get offended or have a hard-working shopkeeper have to put up with his offense?

  • @DahRedSeraphim
    @DahRedSeraphim 3 місяці тому +239

    Shadow:"My Latina senses are tingling"

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 місяці тому +2

      I’ve got to find those damn latinas urrrgh.

  • @liambelh9556
    @liambelh9556 3 місяці тому +179

    Slight correction: a byte is 8 bits. Those bits are base 2, so the amount of different values that a byte can represent is 2^8, or 256. So 256 is not the length of a byte, it's the amount of unique combinations possible within 8 bits.

    • @j-romhacks
      @j-romhacks 3 місяці тому +1

      Was going to put this but you beat me to it so
      🤓☝ erm actually

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 3 місяці тому +9

      and the reason it's so commonly used is because that amount of unique combinations (called an 8 bit integer) takes up very, very little space in RAM and for a webhosting server, that stuff comes at a premium. In case anyone was curious.

    • @TWGuardian
      @TWGuardian 3 місяці тому +2

      Tiny 'correction' that my maths brain wants to make: in maths lingo the correct term is '256 permutations'. A permutation is when the relative ordering of elements in a sequence is important.
      A combination is when this is not important.
      A permutation counts 1010 and 0110 as different sequences, a combination counts them as identical because we can rearrange the latter into the former.

  • @ernie7554
    @ernie7554 3 місяці тому +898

    You can tell that the parent of the first kid with the trophy’s is NEVER satisfied with what their kid accomplishes in life, because who throws out their kids trophies like that?
    (Edit) did NOT know about her being ok with her trophies getting sold… mb chat 😔😔😔

    • @ilikecorks1715
      @ilikecorks1715 3 місяці тому +89

      On the original video the owner of the trophy’s said she knew they were being given to goodwill and didn’t care

    • @ya-pizza-wachu-want
      @ya-pizza-wachu-want 3 місяці тому +50

      I mean, some people do not consider trophies to be good mementos.
      I have tossed several trophies i won because they are ugly and don't remind me of the fun i had like the photos i had taken.
      Or maybe they need room for more awards

    • @wellIhavenothingbettertodo
      @wellIhavenothingbettertodo 3 місяці тому +3

      Maybe the person who owned them died

    • @DugdoesDigging
      @DugdoesDigging 3 місяці тому +12

      @@wellIhavenothingbettertodo no, this is just purely disrespect if this is the situation

    • @_valkyrii.e_
      @_valkyrii.e_ 3 місяці тому +13

      She made a response video saying she willing donated them herself from my understanding

  • @epiccg6872
    @epiccg6872 3 місяці тому +38

    3:40 the fact that they have this sign in japan is actually extremely accommodating to foreigners so that they don't make mistakes or waste their time searching in a place that doesn't match their preferences.

    • @ZakEmerald
      @ZakEmerald 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, there are videos of wanting to go into a club, and the girl (japanese) is like "why didnt they let us in? You're with me" like he is an exception to the rule because he is next to a japanese person.
      There are videos of a person refusing because you not japanese, even if you live there, speak, all that, they won't let you through so racist

    • @justsomething2349
      @justsomething2349 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ZakEmeraldHave you ever considered that they were being a dick off camera? It's not always racism.

  • @Birbneko
    @Birbneko 3 місяці тому +211

    OUR KING HAS COVERD THE TYPHLOSION ALAGATIONS

  • @lanceleone2704
    @lanceleone2704 3 місяці тому +38

    Screw diamonds, my husband and I are making our rings out of the heatsinks from the computers we were using when we met online. Copper bands with aluminum inlays, with the sentimental value having been forged through years of interaction and love.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 місяці тому +4

      Based.

    • @sapphirefox93
      @sapphirefox93 3 місяці тому +4

      that’s awesome! you both sound so creative. Hope your relationship continues to flourish. 😊

    • @ashborn7343
      @ashborn7343 3 місяці тому +3

      peak idea ngl yall def gon last

    • @Lixz016
      @Lixz016 3 місяці тому

      The comments are a great example of the internet. Good idea by-the-way. Hope you a good marriage

  • @assassincheese0
    @assassincheese0 3 місяці тому +67

    9:09
    For those wondering
    The sighn says that you are at risk of the pathogens leptospirosis
    Symptoms included : headaches, muscle pains and fevers
    Complications include : bleeding from the lungs, meningitis and kidney failure
    With a 7.5% fatality rate with 58,900 deaths a year
    Got this from google
    Would not like to be them

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 місяці тому +97

    9:21 Oh man, people out there been fighting over lab-grown VS mined diamonds for a while, and some folks believe a number of people against lab-grown diamonds are being paid by diamond companies to say so.
    Lab Grown diamonds are cheaper AND don't need someone suffering in mines, I consider that better

    • @thatwatermelon5806
      @thatwatermelon5806 3 місяці тому +10

      it's not like half the people arguing about this are gonna get married anyways 💀

    • @ubblebungus
      @ubblebungus 3 місяці тому

      @@thatwatermelon5806 diamonds can be used for many more things other than rings my friend

    • @Jarnsmidr
      @Jarnsmidr 3 місяці тому +12

      Yeah, like synthetic diamonds have the exact same chemical composition and molecular structure. I feel like it'd be like trying to claim gold refined from an ore is somehow "less real" or less desirable than native gold.

    • @Puroboi8894
      @Puroboi8894 3 місяці тому +1

      I wouldn't jump on the "bought out" theory if I were you. There are PLENTY of reasons people would defend natural diamonds. Are they all dumb reason, mostly, but "big diamond" doesn't need to lift a finger for these people to die defending their overpriced diamonds.

  • @Yoshixandir
    @Yoshixandir 3 місяці тому +862

    What’s funny about the typhlosion story is that it seems people have never heard about folklore or mythology. Greek mythology is popular and that has way more disturbing things. Heck there’s way more graphic mythology folklore if people search enough on the internet

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 місяці тому +106

      The only exception is that Pokemon (after its switch) was MENT for kids.

    • @Davtwan
      @Davtwan 3 місяці тому

      What’s even funnier is that story is likely fake. Centro Leaks recently apologized over showing fabricated leaks lol.

    • @A_Bouncing_Seal
      @A_Bouncing_Seal 3 місяці тому +68

      Some people specifically said “what in the Greek mythology is this”. so yes people know

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 3 місяці тому +34

      @@kagemushashien8394but the series mentioned man marrying pokemon in diamond and pearl so I don’t think so

    • @ghuruzilla
      @ghuruzilla 3 місяці тому +10

      I know the themes of gen 4, but why did they keep *those* stories in particular?

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 місяці тому +142

    So a few hours I learned about how MANY of the Pokémon use mythology, including THOSE parts of mythology, as inspiration. And while I understand it now, I know a lot of people won’t, and it will cause issues in the future. As much as I see why people want to know all sorts of beta content and BTS of stuff, some things are best left locked away, for everyone's sake

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 місяці тому +6

      And almost 15 minutes after posting this I find out that I'm missing a word in the comment. "A few hours ago," I meant.

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 3 місяці тому +2

      The Pandora's box of pokemon then?

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 місяці тому +5

      @@EldenLord-wh4ovYeah, knowing the fandom, the leaker pretty much opened PokéPandora's Box

    • @deltamaxima
      @deltamaxima 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@EldenLord-wh4ov Pangoro's Box

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 3 місяці тому +1

      @@deltamaxima exactly

  • @rairaion2612
    @rairaion2612 3 місяці тому +49

    7:10 I can see where she was coming from. She meant it as "she wouldn't hit it and quit it", but as "I will be your life partner" her partner thought about it differently though. Wish her luck!

    • @pokemonblast65
      @pokemonblast65 3 місяці тому +17

      Casually listening thats how I took her compliment attempt but reading it and thinking about his position makes it sound like "I'd marry you but I won't sleep with you."

    • @Plaquepsoriasis
      @Plaquepsoriasis 3 місяці тому +6

      I think the thought of that being an insult stems from the idea that one would cheat on their betrothed with a “friend with benefits” so I understand why it might feel insulting, but I still hope it works out in the end. I don’t know why this is on r/facepalm

    • @willwallinger5932
      @willwallinger5932 3 місяці тому +8

      To a guy, it sounds like, "I don't really find you attractive, but you're a safe option." I understand what she's saying, and she's coming from a good place. But communicating is more than just having good intentions. You need to understand that compliments only work if it's worded in a way that the person receiving it wants to hear.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Plaquepsoriasis It's a facepalm because she done messed up.

  • @oobtty
    @oobtty 3 місяці тому +31

    5:03 honest mistake and excellent recovery, i wouldnt necessarily call this a facepalm

    • @Jaded_Gold
      @Jaded_Gold 3 місяці тому +9

      He did it on purpose why else would be recording

    • @oobtty
      @oobtty 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Jaded_Gold oh.

    • @Jaded_Gold
      @Jaded_Gold 3 місяці тому +6

      @@oobtty yea it's a sad world

  • @Cyndarion0ne
    @Cyndarion0ne 3 місяці тому +8

    About the anecdote at the end asking if anyone ever tried the "bootstraps mentality" of dropping everything and being poor for a year to survive off $5 and make it "big?
    There WAS a CEO in the early 2000s as part of Undercover Boss, i think, or something similar that he went into basically minimum wage at his company for a year, asked for no help, got a small apartment on a budget etc. He started the year out starving, $27,000 in debt from housing and expenses, asking for odd jobs and money for 2-3 weeks at a time till he found something stable and generally losing quality of life. He ended the year early with $91,000 and a small startup, but even after flipping a home and buying a small business front operation, it would still have taken him 12 more years at that rate to earn/save $1,000,000 at the $1500/mo apartment he was staying in if he included his expenses. It is entirely a fallacy that you can do that to a person and have it work out. 9/10 times that person will starve half to death.
    Look it up later, its a solid series. His health took a massive turn and he aged horribly after the experience.

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag 3 місяці тому +37

    Breaking news update!
    The Typhlosion story was machine translated. It was a mistranslation, he did _not_ groom a minor.

    • @Dawg347
      @Dawg347 3 місяці тому +3

      So then what did it mean to say?

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 місяці тому +17

      @@Dawg347
      The extremely abridged version:
      >Woman dates a man.
      >Man asks to sleep all by himself
      >Turns out he was a shapeshifting Typhlosion and the woman never knew
      Basically this Zoroark before Zoroark

    • @DudeLover-wo7gw
      @DudeLover-wo7gw 2 місяці тому +1

      @@silverflight01Source or the original story anywhere?

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 місяці тому +3

      I just said thank god, but it made mutahar laugh his ass off.

  • @UnicornOfDepression
    @UnicornOfDepression 3 місяці тому +10

    I had a manager create a fake employee.
    He decided to steal hours employees worked and put them on the fake employee's time card. Not stealing from the company per se, just the people who worked under him.
    Failed immediately because we all had proof of the hours worked and how our paychecks did not match up.
    He is now in prison. He's in the midst of 15 years for fraud and a few other charges.

  • @caroge1980
    @caroge1980 3 місяці тому +7

    Every time I watch r/facepalm, I feel like I need to facepalm myself with some of the entries. 8 times out of 10, I understand the context of what's being presented and discussed, but there are a few that go over my head shamefully. For example, the increase of 256 WhatsApp users in their chat surprised my brain with, " Oh that's not very much". Until you gave me a crash course on how bytes work. And, more embarrassingly, I WENT TO TECH SCHOOL FOR COMPUTER OFFCIE TECHNOLOGY AND COMPUTER BUSINESS SYSTEMS. Learning about bytes and binary was our introductory course. Granted, I graduated 19 years ago. Still, I was red in my face when you had to explain it. Great video, by the way!

  • @jma0645
    @jma0645 3 місяці тому +42

    Typolosion was just there to pick up a lava cookie

    • @cottoneenthusiast
      @cottoneenthusiast 2 місяці тому

      He was just there for a sandwich

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 2 місяці тому

      “I was just here for a, uh, a large candy.”

    • @epfaz6008
      @epfaz6008 22 дні тому

      Bro just wanted a poke puff

  • @VeetiM
    @VeetiM 3 місяці тому +12

    I think I remember seeing something about this millionaire who was like "homeless people are just lazy" and actually tried it, I don't remember the specifics of it, but he damn well tried to make it, he said he was gonna do a year to prove himself, but after a few months he gave, up, saying it was the hardest thing he's ever done and it was ruining his mental health and whatnot, but in those few months, he'd managed to make like several ten thousand dollars

  • @voxfoxclips8684
    @voxfoxclips8684 3 місяці тому +2

    First clip hits hard for me. Because my mother cleared stuff out of my drawers without my permission, didn't ask me at all about the stuff she was tossing and gave it away to a 'veterns' foundation without ever mentioning it.
    I find this out a day later when I go to wear a rain coat... that was a gift given to me by my partner... that was owned by his father... who had passed away and the coat was one of the last things he had from his dad and my partner trusted me with such a gift because I live in a wet area.
    When I saw the coat was gone, I freaked out when my mother told me and acted nonchalant about it. When I told her the story behind the coat, she told me not to tell my partner and act like I still had the coat... No. She got angry when I told my partner and asked how I could tell them over my own mother and we argued a bunch, where she claimed she'd call them, but I decided to call myself. I spent two weeks calling the foundation with pictures of the coat, when my mother said she dropped them off and how important it was. And a representative finally tells me the coat is just gone, most likely to someone else they won't get it back from if it wasn't tossed. "But hey, at least it's going to charitu and make someone else happy!"
    To this day I am still upset about it and keep a lock on my room (housing market is too terrible to move). My partner is still upset, too. I love my mother, but my trust isn't the same as before. Ugh.

  • @NeutralReacts
    @NeutralReacts 3 місяці тому +8

    about the last story, i do remember at some point hearing about a rich guy going homeless for the purpose of making 1 million dollars in 1 year but ended up giving up because it was too taxing on his mental lmao.

  • @yeetthebeatout6906
    @yeetthebeatout6906 3 місяці тому +9

    2:16
    I can’t believe Typhlosion was Zeus this whole time.

  • @TheLeky98
    @TheLeky98 3 місяці тому +58

    There was a millionaire that tried to prove you could go from nothing to a millionaire... he had to stop due to malnutrition.

    • @OldSchoolZ-wy2yx
      @OldSchoolZ-wy2yx 3 місяці тому +2

      Didn't that guy also cheat by tapping into his connections/contacts?

    • @TheLeky98
      @TheLeky98 3 місяці тому +7

      @@OldSchoolZ-wy2yx that I don't know

    • @frozenburst64
      @frozenburst64 3 місяці тому

      ​@OldSchoolZ-wy2yx He partially cheated by having medical assistance, I believe.

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 3 місяці тому +1

      Bet they didn't learn a lesson

    • @joshuaanderson1712
      @joshuaanderson1712 3 місяці тому +2

      And then there was the guy who stopped because his father got a cancer diagnosis, as if people can just call a timeout from their life because a problem has come up. This was the guy who got a free sofa then used his phone with an internet connection to immediately flip it instead of using it.

  • @lost_pmc_3927
    @lost_pmc_3927 3 місяці тому +89

    0:33 why do I have the suspicion that they are Asian

  • @mattk4110
    @mattk4110 3 місяці тому +127

    Ngl a woman being the one to write pokestiality doesn't surprise me. They are often the more infamous doujin writers

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 3 місяці тому +23

      If you go to R34 and read the comments (I do that sometimes because you will read stuff that is ironically hilarious ngl), the women in there are absolutely just as wild as the men if not even worse. Genuinely, I have read things that ..... I can't put into words myself (granted, seeing the place it is, this is kind of expected to see absolutely unhinged behavior)

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 місяці тому +14

      ong they are usually the freakiest mf, not even in my dreams will I even compare

    • @wellIhavenothingbettertodo
      @wellIhavenothingbettertodo 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sephikong8323I could confirm wild stuff they say for sure. There was a comment that I read that was so strange that I thought that person was trolling at first

    • @lepatty5057
      @lepatty5057 3 місяці тому

      @@wellIhavenothingbettertodo What did it say?

    • @Diamondr11Blue
      @Diamondr11Blue 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sephikong8323why wouldn't they be?

  • @hybridevil.
    @hybridevil. 3 місяці тому +6

    I loved how i opened the leaks expecting mega evolutions only to find ninetendo putting the freak in game freak

  • @xenomorph_636
    @xenomorph_636 3 місяці тому +22

    if my mom or dad sold my trophies i would never see them again. they'd be dead to me. thats fucked up

  • @venusiancreative1774
    @venusiancreative1774 3 місяці тому +2

    With your last story, I remember hearing about that guy who was a millionaire beforehand became homeless to try becoming rich from the ground up. He failed due to typical life stuff like health issues. He did prove becoming rich in the US isn't really possible without some advantage beforehand. Now I'm curious how that experiment would work in other countries.

  • @lordlazer5514
    @lordlazer5514 3 місяці тому +42

    They turned typhlosion into T diddy 😢

  • @staringcorgi6475
    @staringcorgi6475 3 місяці тому +32

    2:38 unsurprising since in Japan they had misty in a sexuallized outfit and unsurprisingly the dude who drew it drew hentai under a different name

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 3 місяці тому +8

      Misty got turned into a Vaporeon in an episode of the anime...

    • @PetRock42
      @PetRock42 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@26th_PrimarchDear lord why...

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 3 місяці тому +1

      @@PetRock42 don't know, never saw the episode.

    • @dudeontheinternet12455
      @dudeontheinternet12455 3 місяці тому +1

      I thought they got vaporized or disappeared?

    • @Fandom_Junkie
      @Fandom_Junkie 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@26th_Primarch that was an edit made by a guy on DeviantArt lol

  • @BaldianOfIbelin
    @BaldianOfIbelin 3 місяці тому +14

    So Pokemon Devs and Pokemon Fans Have More in Common Than I Expected

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 3 місяці тому +4

      I mean considering the way Pokémon designs have been tending to being more furry adjacent in the last few generations...

  • @RedBlueSkies
    @RedBlueSkies 3 місяці тому +24

    The new lore puts the "freak" in GameFreak.

    • @yazanhussam8182
      @yazanhussam8182 3 місяці тому

      Still, I will have them any day instead of those AAA games. They at least show passion to their work.

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@yazanhussam8182what work?

    • @FitzgeraldBloxlore
      @FitzgeraldBloxlore 3 місяці тому

      @@EldenLord-wh4ov the work

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 3 місяці тому +3

      @@FitzgeraldBloxlore no I'm talking serious, game freak are the worst main devs that Nintendo has, every single game they've made in the past decade have been worse than Ubishit's games, so what work do they have that makes them better than anyone?

  • @cabbageashthe1st594
    @cabbageashthe1st594 3 місяці тому +15

    I'm not gonna lie, when I first heard about the gamefreak leak I first thought it was an average Pokemon Dojin 💀💀💀

  • @King_Calcium
    @King_Calcium 3 місяці тому +7

    I saw a thread talking about how apparently the typhlosion story (and most likely other stories) were completely mistranslated because it was translated by an ai. The real story is similar to Beauty and The Beast.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 місяці тому +1

      That doesn't help much, it's still stockholm syndrome central.

  • @PostageDude
    @PostageDude 3 місяці тому +11

    Out of all places to sell trophies you do it at a goodwill they couldn't even put it on facebook marketplace

  • @jacobspayd4324
    @jacobspayd4324 3 місяці тому +6

    4:41 The dude literally slapped his face over the OP. You can kinda see the headphones from the first guy

  • @overcat84
    @overcat84 3 місяці тому +7

    with this whole thyplosion incident and the digimon ghost game anime featuring a yandere thick version of the fox digimon from taimers, yeah we are cooked

  • @Chonkems
    @Chonkems 3 місяці тому +12

    Pokemon leak is actually nuts.

  • @elliet95
    @elliet95 3 місяці тому +6

    Okay, the Wendy's scam lady was actually on to something though.... just needs refining

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 3 місяці тому +2

    The parent of the first kid will end up in a care home when they’re too old to take care of themselves
    And it’ll be hilarious

  • @Mali-jw6im
    @Mali-jw6im 3 місяці тому +14

    Wouldn't be suprised if people use the pokemon leaks, and create rule34 with the new characters and storylines

  • @sandvich_enjoyer
    @sandvich_enjoyer 3 місяці тому +18

    8:30 i want to correct this, 256 is not the LENGTH of one byte, but the amount of unique numbers one byte can express, the amount of bits in a byte is only 8 bits

  • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
    @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 3 місяці тому +5

    5:57 This is like the dating equivalent of the Bill Buckner error from the 1986 World Series.

  • @woopzbruh-p3r
    @woopzbruh-p3r 3 місяці тому +48

    Brings a whole different meaning to the Explosion in Typhlosion 😭🙏

    • @Quillo153
      @Quillo153 3 місяці тому

      More like Eruption, but sure.

  • @deltastream2307
    @deltastream2307 3 місяці тому +1

    11:04
    Im pretty sure there was a guy who tried something like this.
    Millionair took a break from his company, started a new life effectively. Went to some place with only a couple hundred dollars and said that, by the end of the year, he would be making 1 mil per year.
    He gave up in a couple months making around 40k at a job he got from a friend he knew. Turns out it was a lot harder than he thought. Don't know the full story though.
    Edit: Did some research, the man was called Mike Black, a popular youtber. and he quit after 10 months at 61k, due to declining physical health.
    The more you know.

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 3 місяці тому +5

    DeviantArt is gonna have fun with that C6 Pilot.
    Also, I feel bad for that first guy. That stupid mother decided to put HIS HARD EARNED TROPHIES at Goodwill!

    • @TWGuardian
      @TWGuardian 3 місяці тому +3

      Apparently the 'owner' of the trophies commented under that video to say that she was okay with them going to goodwill.
      It's moreso a matter of people making the assumption that this was done covertly by the mom, which is reasonable I think given how little we all expect of humanity anymore.

  • @brandonlewis2861
    @brandonlewis2861 3 місяці тому +62

    So fun fact about that Typhostion sorry it was horrible mistranslated. The story wasn't about Tyhlostion doing something nasty to a girl it was about a woman was in a realstionship with a man who asked to sleep by himself and asked her to never come into his room at that time. Because turns out he was a typhlostion.

    • @Quil-lava
      @Quil-lava 3 місяці тому +21

      How can that be translated so horribly

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 3 місяці тому +18

      @@Quil-lavapeople just translating verbaitum

    • @CHRONOPSYCHOID
      @CHRONOPSYCHOID 3 місяці тому +9

      So basically Zoroark before Zoroark?

    • @brandonlewis2861
      @brandonlewis2861 3 місяці тому

      @@CHRONOPSYCHOID Basiclly think one of those myths where one character is making something in another room and they tell another person to not enter the room while they're working but they don't listen and end up finding out something like they're actually a magical badger youkai.

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 3 місяці тому +5

      Not sure I believe that one buddy..

  • @Iron_potato40k
    @Iron_potato40k 3 місяці тому +2

    1:42 didnt expect a mori reaction when i came here.

  • @markrios318
    @markrios318 3 місяці тому +1

    2:47 absol being my favorite Pokémon and now finding out THIS could’ve been the final design? I’ve been scammed

  • @DrKoneko
    @DrKoneko 3 місяці тому +4

    5:57 can someone explain? I don't see how this could be offensive because it's just her trying to be sweet unless I'm misreading?

  • @Aj-the-joke
    @Aj-the-joke 3 місяці тому +5

    Oh we just start out with the speed running how fast people delete themselves by facepalming so hard.

  • @Ultimafox99
    @Ultimafox99 3 місяці тому +3

    "Finding out Pokemon devs are gooners and furries"
    *Me looking at the Lopunny and especially the Mega version*
    Y'all...JUST figured that out?

  • @wyguyagain
    @wyguyagain 3 місяці тому +1

    8:50 i'm still coming to terms with drivers not being a physical object and even i know better

  • @alilhard
    @alilhard 3 місяці тому +1

    10:47 I seem to recall one guy who did basically that in the US. He had a bit of money, some stuff (very basic, like a toothbrush, a sleeping bag and some underwear) and his phone. Original plan was see where he ended up after a year but he gave up after a few month because of stress / depression.

  • @silentkhaos1176
    @silentkhaos1176 3 місяці тому +5

    6:48 Can someone explain this to me? Maybe it's the way it's worded or something, but to me it just sounds like she said she wanted to marry him. I'm a man myself and this just makes no sense to me.

  • @firstnamlastnam2141
    @firstnamlastnam2141 3 місяці тому +5

    7:40 Why would he _want_ to talk? He probably felt insulted.

  • @TheUbiouS
    @TheUbiouS 3 місяці тому +7

    6:30 idk man, I'd take that as a compliment

    • @berylryder9709
      @berylryder9709 3 місяці тому +5

      Right? I don’t see why it is being taken so badly. Her saying “you are the person I want to spend my life with” and not just hit it and quit it, should be seen as a compliment.
      Would the boyfriend have felt complimented if she told him that he is great for only a hook up???

  • @gracenwilliams3751
    @gracenwilliams3751 3 місяці тому +2

    Thank you for gracing us with this video Ailurus.

  • @clark3027
    @clark3027 3 місяці тому +1

    11:00
    There was a guy who did something similar to prove how cool he was, he quit a little before a year saying it was the worst monthes of his life.

  • @SpampzSpirit
    @SpampzSpirit 3 місяці тому +1

    As someone who used to work at goodwill, yeah, I think it's really fucked up that they can just except trophies with names on them (along with all of the other shitty stuff they do) I've said it before, I'll say it again a billion times more "Goodwill my ass"

  • @Zulkak1357
    @Zulkak1357 3 місяці тому +7

    And I wonder how we managed to become the top of the food chain when these guys live among us

  • @CrazedKen
    @CrazedKen 3 місяці тому +6

    0:55 so perfect, i have a PM post right below me saying
    Men: lopunny is the most[. ]
    Women: no machamp
    Gamefreak:
    Image of the Deep and an octopus
    6:43 i don’t understand but i do feel a bit bad
    6:55 forget that last statement

  • @thein8ererator518
    @thein8ererator518 3 місяці тому +2

    11:07 he would probably die on impact considering he’s air dropped, but no one asked me

  • @DieHardAnimeOtaku15
    @DieHardAnimeOtaku15 3 місяці тому +3

    I’d love to see you cover r/Tragedeigh. It’ll make you lose faith in humanity and future parents

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 3 місяці тому +9

    people need to chill the hell out about the pokemon leaks. this isn't even new to pokemon fans as there's allusions to versions of a lot of these stories as it's based on Mythology/Folklore.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 3 місяці тому +2

      It's more about how the choice of myths being not in-line with the way Nintendo, The Pokémon Company, and GameFreak usually present themselves...

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 3 місяці тому +1

      Most pokemon are best on asian lore already, even Western mythology

  • @twinfortress2166
    @twinfortress2166 3 місяці тому

    10:44 a guy tried this, he stated he could 100% do it in less then a year, quit after a few months with 935,000 still to go stating that the mental and physical trauma was too much

  • @adadakaka2835
    @adadakaka2835 3 місяці тому +5

    7:10 as a guy I don't understand this one, Marriage is a lot more emotionally charged than FWB. She's saying "Your not someone I just want to fuck around with, you someone I want to take seriously" I really don't understand how apparently other men seem that as an insult?

    • @adadakaka2835
      @adadakaka2835 3 місяці тому +4

      Also marriage includes sex and other things. Idk it just feels really weird to me that this could be misconstrued to be a bad thing. Feels like some incel language

    • @EzrFbz
      @EzrFbz 3 місяці тому

      I don't get it either.

    • @doctormedic2682
      @doctormedic2682 3 місяці тому +1

      I see both sides. I can see how it was meant to be a compliment, but could have been misunderstood.
      One night stands, FWB, Hookups, etc. typically occur because they find someone attractive, but don’t want to commit. Someone you fuck, but don’t want to throw any real time into (like I said, usually someone attractive). He likely took that as “You’re not someone I would want to have a casual fling with (not super attractive), but you’re someone I would be willing to settle down with.”
      Was this what she meant? 99% chance, No. Though this does happen frequently enough for it to make sense that it could be perceived that way.

    • @berylryder9709
      @berylryder9709 3 місяці тому +1

      For real. I feel like the people who say it’s an insult are either obtuse or just purposely missing the point.
      How can you honestly be insulted by someone telling you they value you more than as just a hook up????

  • @Asterius0
    @Asterius0 3 місяці тому +6

    This is definitely one of the years of all time for nintendo

  • @stupider-than-jupiter6938
    @stupider-than-jupiter6938 3 місяці тому

    I remember finding this account randomly during start of quarantine in middle school and now im in college, Loved being around to see the development

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 3 місяці тому +1

    10:27 I like to read this post as “they go from billionaire to millionaire”
    as in, somehow they lost the money that made them worth billions despite being in a 3rd world country with only access to 5$

  • @MarGarfunkle
    @MarGarfunkle 3 місяці тому +4

    The stories in the leaks were literally Japanese folktales with names swapped to pokemon ones. Clearly were placeholders.
    Gotta love when the non Japanese audience freaks out to stuff that is easily explained in the region of origin.
    Still though, pretty fucked up folktales

  • @PizzaSteve37
    @PizzaSteve37 3 місяці тому +7

    Game freak like bro it’s in the name 😭🙏

  • @overcat84
    @overcat84 3 місяці тому +22

    The thing about the typlosion leaks is that, yes, weird stuff happens a lot in mythology, however mythos not only were cautionary tales filled with teachings, but also, a form of retelling the past, which this leaks are neither the former much less the last and btw minotaur, medusa and other legendary creatures, even in japan, were not a cute monsters product targeting the children demographic, most of them were seem as fearsome and uncanny

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 3 місяці тому +5

      That doesn't change anything, it's still something inappropriate to be on a kids franchise

    • @overcat84
      @overcat84 3 місяці тому +1

      @@EldenLord-wh4ov yes and I totally agree on, my take was a critique about people that defend that abomination, as someone who grew up with Pokémon, it hurts my heart seem my beloved child franchise being deformed and corrupted in such way

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 3 місяці тому

      @@overcat84 same, thankfully my other favorite franchises won't suffer the same fate (half of them are dead IPs and the others are fromsoft games)

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@EldenLord-wh4ovyou really be complaining about something that was never meant to be seen and rejected from the game
      Also, havent read the actual translation, but i have been informed that most of the messed up stuff in the leaks come from poor, direct translation of the Japanese text.
      If i remember correctly the Typhlosion myth moreso translates to the story of a young woman who married a man who always wanted to sleep alone. And then eventually it was discovered he was a typhlosion. IE Zoroark before Zoroark.

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov 3 місяці тому

      @@absolutezerochill2700 still fucked up

  • @Lego_Z_Broly
    @Lego_Z_Broly 3 місяці тому +8

    MY GLORIOUS KING FINALLY POSTED❤️❤️❤️

    • @SS64DD
      @SS64DD 3 місяці тому +1

      he posted yesterday

    • @Lego_Z_Broly
      @Lego_Z_Broly 3 місяці тому +1

      @@SS64DD and?

    • @BodhiDecker
      @BodhiDecker 3 місяці тому +2

      Hey… you got any broly boosts?

    • @Lego_Z_Broly
      @Lego_Z_Broly 3 місяці тому +2

      @@BodhiDeckerI have plenty. What do you think I use when I watch ailurus’s vids

    • @BodhiDecker
      @BodhiDecker 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Lego_Z_Broly your right. *takes one and sees krillin in heaven for the 73738293th time*

  • @ElectronicHype
    @ElectronicHype 2 місяці тому

    Imagine the chat has beef, imagine having notifications on during the beef, you are definitely getting forgotten if you are not the owner and the group chat will never die

  • @DasSeltsameExemplar
    @DasSeltsameExemplar 3 місяці тому +2

    2:27 that meme broke me

  • @psychocircus8988
    @psychocircus8988 3 місяці тому

    9:09 bro if only it were that easy
    I work at Kroger and the amount of times I’ve been asked are you closed despite the doors not opening, lights being dimmed and a literal sign saying our hours is crazy

  • @redbird4612
    @redbird4612 3 місяці тому +3

    4:10 Oh the irony in this picture. I want to provide some background for this image coming from someone who’s in the community
    Sprunki is an Incredibox mod that got super popular practically overnight and blew up in the community. Azarus, the original creator of the video covering the mod, is known for his really good content within the fandom and is a fandom favorite.
    The Russian content creator however, jumped on the overnight success train and stole Azarus’s thumbnail, which they are notoriously known for doing.
    Now, for the ironic part, the image itself on the subreddit is actually a noncredited repost. The original image was made by Artemiy Kopych, a very influential person within the fandom, who pointed out the thumbnail theft in the first place

  • @EmeraldVEVOH
    @EmeraldVEVOH 3 місяці тому +1

    Well I guess they're called "game freak" for a reason

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon 3 місяці тому +1

    I heard the leaks were mistranslated with an AI lol.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 3 місяці тому +1

    That TrueOffMyChest story sounds like one that is a big misinterpretation mistake. Hopefully they were able to talk it out.

  • @epiccg6872
    @epiccg6872 3 місяці тому +2

    8:44 ***256 possible permutations of bits within a byte

    • @sammy5576
      @sammy5576 3 місяці тому

      If you want some in readability cursed and unholy you can use binary coded decimal (BCD) 😈

  • @kuradamax
    @kuradamax 3 місяці тому +13

    Nah, T-Diddy ain't making it out of this one

  • @lost_pmc_3927
    @lost_pmc_3927 3 місяці тому +3

    0:52 is anyone even surprised by this

  • @S0DDA
    @S0DDA 3 місяці тому +1

    OH MY GOD AILURUS VIDEO DUDE SM COOL STUFF OUT 2DAY

  • @imnotgood5776
    @imnotgood5776 3 місяці тому +2

    Idk much about the leaks but i hope that typhlosion stuff was like a "behind closed doors" thing

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc 3 місяці тому +1

      It's cut folklore stuff from gen 3-4 development based on actual myths and folklore. Peeps just blowing shit out of proportion imo.

  • @ZoobiethePopplio
    @ZoobiethePopplio 3 місяці тому +3

    Remember that Nintendo gigaleak from 4 years ago? The Pokéleak kinda reminded me of that.

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 3 місяці тому

    2:50 That Ying and Yang Absol looks so cool

  • @-negative-3889
    @-negative-3889 3 місяці тому +40

    Typhlosion will never beat the allegations. 😭😭

    • @ChikuTenebresRattus
      @ChikuTenebresRattus 3 місяці тому +5

      Worst part, it was AI translation, so it could be more or less accurate

    • @maxdahooman
      @maxdahooman 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@ChikuTenebresRattus AI translated generally means it's NOT accurate

  • @Cosmosdestructor
    @Cosmosdestructor 3 місяці тому +4

    1:44 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what this post is speaking of is nothing new. In one of the older games(if I remember correctly), there was a book that spoke of the time where Humans and Pokemon would marry, because they were one in the same.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 3 місяці тому +2

      That's just marriage.
      Were talking about shit that the Pokémon world's version of Zeus would consider an average Tuesday...

    • @Cosmosdestructor
      @Cosmosdestructor 3 місяці тому +3

      @@26th_Primarch the post I timestamped in my comment is speaking of Pokemon/Human relationships in general.

  • @BuckBlaziken
    @BuckBlaziken 3 місяці тому +11

    Turns out the Typhlosion story is a victim of mistranslation from an AI that can’t understand Kanji’s contextual syntax. The ACTUAL story reads more like Beauty and the Beast… with no children involved. Actual professional translators translated it to its correct and intended meaning. This whole thing gors to show that even in 2024 you can’t trust AI. This is all covered by a tweet trying to clear up the confusion. The tweet that explains all this is by @roltas01

    • @ThomastheRiolpixQueen
      @ThomastheRiolpixQueen 3 місяці тому +1

      i really hope your right but still got to ask, proof?

    • @BuckBlaziken
      @BuckBlaziken 3 місяці тому

      @@ThomastheRiolpixQueen it’s included in the comment. Last sentence.

  • @JacobPanibaker
    @JacobPanibaker 3 місяці тому +1

    MY GLORIOUS PRINCE AILURUS FINALLY POSTED I CAN FINNALY BE LET OUT OF THE BASEMENT

    • @JacobPanibaker
      @JacobPanibaker 3 місяці тому

      guys he said 2 more days😞 but i can’t wait!!!

  • @twisyboi
    @twisyboi 3 місяці тому +3

    so this is how the vaporeon fans felt. typhloshion.. why.

  • @DeltaForce1744
    @DeltaForce1744 3 місяці тому

    As of June 2024, the average salary for a Wendy's general manager in the United States is $65,867 per year, or $31.67 per hour. The majority of Wendy's general manager salaries range from $53,500 to $76,000, with top earners making around $90,000.

  • @Star_Rattler
    @Star_Rattler 3 місяці тому +2

    6:00 my boyfriend and i are too autistic for this one lads, can someone explain to me why this would come across to so many people as an insult? it's clearly a compliment.... someone telling me they would never want to see me as just a hook up or a ONS and they instead see me as the type they want to live forever with, well, i find that hard to take negatively? like, at all? HELP!
    do people think it means like she doesn't think he's hot or something? 😭we don't get it!!!

    • @Star_Rattler
      @Star_Rattler 3 місяці тому

      made that comment before i saw the comment tweet that says "you're not the guy i want to have fun with, but the one i want to be with after i've had my fun" is such. hm. yeah no im autistic im reclaiming this one lads, uh that's a fucking retarded ass take and i'm not even a little bit sorry. that's a super fuckin incel/manosphere ass take.
      ............................................................... guys i think my brain broke
      yeah but no seriously um. if you take what she said that way i think you genuinely need help. not even a joke. women don't go around having fun and having sex with 3k men and making her hole you could fit a horse into and then settle down with a lame guy once she's "past her prime" ok like that is legit some incel shit. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! she deadass said "i love you so much i want to marry you and i wouldn't want to just be friends who have sex, i want you in my life in a more important way" and dude said "SO YOU DON'T THINK IM HOT?!?!" bro. bro. bro. bro. bro. bros. bro. guys. guys. please. be FUCKING FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀‼
      "i love my girlfriend" - this is what the bf had to add :] 👽

    • @Star_Rattler
      @Star_Rattler 3 місяці тому

      THEYVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 2.5 YEARS AND YOU THINK THAT SHE THINKS HE'S "THE BEST PLAN B" YOU ARE FUCKING DELULULULULULULUULULULUL SLDJKFKSFJDHSDJKHFKSD