Yeah that’s why they give you anxiety if you fixate on them. It’s bc the “why would I think that” part of your brain is making sure you don’t do those things even tho you wouldn’t do that that’s why they are intrusive and anxiety inducing.
@Dovah_Slayer it makes us hyperaware of our surroundings and potential dangers though, imagine your at the edge of the cliff the thought of you falling puts you on edge
After this conversation, Santa started to be a little suspicious, and then he did some terrible crime against Billy and other random people he found on the street and ran out of the country during the night. Everyone has their own different intrusive thoughts about this but yours are at a whole other level. Amazing video Happy new year from Romania
@@0ffendingeverybody maybe it would work if you try to sneak in a few images in the animation about those thoughts or try to give hints about it. I dont think that youtube would realise their meaning
my friend did this the other day this kid was running in between him and a friend kid ran back in forth 3 sum times and friend said nah f it thud thud thud
Before 2023 ends i just want to say I love everything you've made Ever since discovering your channel about a month ago I've watched as many of your videos as possible with many repeats because your sense of humor is definitely my cup of tea Looking forward to more in 2024 Hey that rhymed 😄
Yeah, this is me when I'm in a good mood. I wanna do very bad things when I'm in a hyper good mood. My thoughts tell me they would be such fun. On those days, I hate being such a nice person. As I get older, those days don't come too often anymore. Except today, today is a good mood day. 😺
Something I've never seen anyone talk about that's great is the use of repeated punchlines. The "girl with no gag reflex" from the race stats video, for instance. Always at least one "I get that reference" moment in these
I hate that I was confused an perplexed by how anyone could have such violent intrusive thoughts, but then you mentioned pills and turkey knife and I just totally get it, relatable. :P
I love how this dude has a weekly upload schedule, but still reads all his comments (as I see a reply from him on nearly every comment), with such a streak, I swear this dude is gonna be at 10mil before i grow to 6 feet. P.S. I just realized i have a levi ackerman pfp
"I just want my uncle to stop touching me" "GOOD BOYS KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT" "What was that?" "Oh, I'll see what I can do Billy "I didn't tell you my name" BRO 💀
I mean let's imagine the same scenario of Christmas but on Halloween "A big fat old man with a giant sack that goes down your chimney and breaks in just to give you some goodies"
Give me your best UA-cam Clickbait tittles
Your mom
i got a gf
NO
bro said tittles
WE INFILTRATED CHERNOBYL!!! (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT)!
I love how Santa starts out thinking”what the heck is the dude doing?” To” this is getting somewhere…” to “Ya no this creep is weird”
Everybody knows how judgmental Santa is
@@0ffendingeverybodysomething is seriously wrong with you, even if it’s a joke, how do you come up with this shit☠️
@@firefree5282 Well, any human being has came with horrible thoughts atleast once. Unless you're 12.
@@Ekarothwhy not people of the age of 12 specifically?
Bc thats the age where its no longer fun to touch children@@sabschatz
Fun fact: those intrusive thought are warning signals telling you to NOT do these things
Yeah that’s why they give you anxiety if you fixate on them. It’s bc the “why would I think that” part of your brain is making sure you don’t do those things even tho you wouldn’t do that that’s why they are intrusive and anxiety inducing.
@@sorryimsosad sounds like a scumbag brain meme...XD
That seems like a terrible defense mechanism why did our brains get wired this way?
@Dovah_Slayer it makes us hyperaware of our surroundings and potential dangers though, imagine your at the edge of the cliff the thought of you falling puts you on edge
But a few sound like fun
I love how his legs are just swinging like a little kid
He's just chillen
@@0ffendingeverybodycan he make grilled cheese
Offending Everybody is literally the embodiment of chaos and insanity, and i love it.
I'm convinced that we dealing with a sociopath here
Yeah fr he bet funny though
that's exactly why he got popular
HOLY SHIT YOU’RE BACK
Fr😂
Charlie will remember him for a longer time than he will remember his first "experience"
#neverforget
@@0ffendingeverybodyhey you think I should eat a shit ton of adderal?
do you need to ask? @@Corndog_4052
@@Corndog_4052 I suggest a shit ton of modafinil instead. You’re less likely to have insomnia.
Love how he is kicking his feet while saying the most horrendous things. Lmao
His casual attitude was the most funny of all.
He's just chillen
You know its a good day when he uploads
Better day when homies write their appreciation
absolute facts.
i love it when he spreads me wide open and fills me with his content
omg same
Swallow my frothy knowledge
@@0ffendingeverybody how do you come up with these jokes that fill me up with laughing-
So hard to stop laughing
@@0ffendingeverybody NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GIVE IT TO ME, MAKE ME DRINK YOUR STICKY KNOWLEDGE
Man your videos never failed to make me laugh you're so real . Supporting you down to my balls
Just wanna cradle you with my knowledge
What if you lose your balls?💀💀💀
@0ffendingeverybody I respect u so much I'll would give you a
dikinbaus
I love dikinbaus it’s my favorite hotdog place
“evolution, B I T C H”had me dying 💀💀💀
The ending caught me off guard. Love your stuff, man. MVP content creator
Caught little Billy off guard too
After this conversation, Santa started to be a little suspicious, and then he did some terrible crime against Billy and other random people he found on the street and ran out of the country during the night.
Everyone has their own different intrusive thoughts about this but yours are at a whole other level. Amazing video
Happy new year from Romania
And these were the thoughts I thought UA-cam would allow...
@@0ffendingeverybody maybe it would work if you try to sneak in a few images in the animation about those thoughts or try to give hints about it. I dont think that youtube would realise their meaning
I mean ive had most of them except the grandma one.
Wheres my wallet
@@yhornofcatarina I stole your wallet and used all your money to buy food , clothes, 2 mansions and 4 cars because I can >:)
Wanting to trip kids running by is so real
The temptation is so high
@0ffendingeverybody
My insanity is higher.
my friend did this the other day this kid was running in between him and a friend
kid ran back in forth 3 sum times and friend said nah f it
thud thud thud
santa acts so innocent
He's always the one judgin peeps
@@0ffendingeverybody what a surprise, surely a gift from santa
i gave him my child and suddenly my child complains about an enwidened hole
Remember Kids Only Listen to your intrusive thoughts when it comes to mass murder and world domination.
What about porkin Jayden?
1:43 ptsd
What happened
The difference between you and psychos is you didn't do it.. right?
A girlfriend with no gag reflex had me dead💀😭
What every guy wants for Christmas
@@0ffendingeverybodyone that I unfortunately didn’t get 😢
Same😂😭
he right though@@Peter-parker_1267
@@Peter-parker_1267 same bro...😔
My favourite UA-camr that is super funny and talks about everyone’s race but never offends them IS BACKKkKkKkK
I'll go even harder next time Nika
thats what she said@@0ffendingeverybody
Cmon Billy don't question it Santa knows everything.
Before 2023 ends i just want to say I love everything you've made
Ever since discovering your channel about a month ago I've watched as many of your videos as possible with many repeats because your sense of humor is definitely my cup of tea
Looking forward to more in 2024
Hey that rhymed 😄
Santa has more Trauma from Him than His Dog After he brings out the peanut butter
4:05 nooooo billlyyyy
I'm relieved to know that I'm not the only one with such intrusive thoughts.
Lots of us have them darlox
Same
Yeah, this is me when I'm in a good mood. I wanna do very bad things when I'm in a hyper good mood. My thoughts tell me they would be such fun. On those days, I hate being such a nice person. As I get older, those days don't come too often anymore. Except today, today is a good mood day. 😺
0:57 Michael Jackson moment, without the balcony though
For some reason I would still hire him as a babysitter just for gags😂😂
*for gags* 💀
Tell you all the things I thought about doing
@@0ffendingeverybody dont you prefer a lack of gags?
2:50 Funny enough, there is a definition for those it's called the call to the void
It's normal, which is crazy tbh 😅
2:01 im not gay but i wanna do that too lol
Your not gay, most likely bi
I swear to god I get a 6 pack from laughing so hard from this guy. Pls never stop uploading 😂😂
Santa was never the same again
@1:50 got me laughing so hard😂😂😂
You ripped me off.
What a chaotic Christmas video on the last day of December
1:26 got me
Santa trapped me in his basement
Is that you billy?
Bro this guy is awesome if I could choose from therapy and him I would choose this guy
No matter what terrible thoughts you may be having, I can tell you some that are worse
This guy is too good😂
You know I go hard in the paint
@@0ffendingeverybodyquick question. Do you actively watch wackawackamunv he’s pretty funny and I’ve seen you comment on a video
@@0ffendingeverybody just like karl malone and josh giddey
4:17 stop touching your fun bags
Honestly best Christmas gift ever
0:33 HA, 10 seconds? skill issue, i got 2 hours in a roblox vibe game 5 months ago
weird
my new year cant be new without a new offending everybody vid
I swear... before i go to sleep i always remember the line " Good boys keep their mouth shut" and then proceed to laugh before falling to sleep 😅
It's been 3 years since I've had to pause something to laugh 😂😂😂😂. Dude you tickled my funny bone in just the right way with this one dude. 😂😂😂
Another great banger, I’ll make sure to send this one to my grandma 🔥
Something I've never seen anyone talk about that's great is the use of repeated punchlines. The "girl with no gag reflex" from the race stats video, for instance. Always at least one "I get that reference" moment in these
Happy new years man, I hope you get at least 1 million subs in 2024 you’re a hilarious UA-camr. Have a great new years
Always a pleasure to see you upload
Your sense of humor is so amazing, it makes me want to bust.
“Good boys keep their mouth shut” had me on the ground 💀 dont stop the bangersOffendingEverybody
The beginning 💀
I hate that I was confused an perplexed by how anyone could have such violent intrusive thoughts, but then you mentioned pills and turkey knife and I just totally get it, relatable. :P
Always a good day when you upload. I only found your channel recently, and it's one of the best channels out there. Keep up the good work :3
Your growth is awesome man! Keep up the good work!
Santa's really weird when you think about it
The twist in the end is diabolical.
Ms. Sullivan is really getting violated lately 😂
Man I found this channel today and I can confidently say its my new favorite channel
My man is sooooo underrated not gonna lie
Best channel on this platform by far 💪 Happy new years, hope to see more amazing vids from you in 2024. 🥂👏
"What do you want for Christmas?"
"A girlfriend with no gag reflex"
The best kind of Comedy
That ending is a masterpiece
"Time for Round 2 Billy!"
Back with another banger
I don't know what's worse, How much I related, or how hard I laughed
Another banger from offendingeveryone!
The animation gets more stellar every video
Bro you are funny I like your videos 😂
What a wonderful plot twist at the end. Sad to see no-ones commenting on it :(
But you noticing makes it all worth it
He must be the best person when he has all these urges and doesnt do it
Bro has been making some of the best videos ive seen and they only get better
Yay, more intrusive thoughts
Happy New years on the first person to post on 2024
Best part 1:38
The astromorphs to the qu be like:
I need this person as my uncle, He's everything I'd need for a perfect uncle.
When are you going to make more celebrity roast
I'm cooking another streamer roast. Stay tuned
Good boys keep their mouths shut,billy "what" santa/uncle "ill see what i can do".😂😂😂
2:55 when you turn over 18
The legs swinging back and forth added so much humor lol
OffendingEverybody, you good? because those thoughts are insane dude😂
And these are the tame ones
@@0ffendingeverybody That's crazy💀
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀@@0ffendingeverybody
I wonder if Billy goes to the same mall same Santa every year with the same wish and he always gets “I’ll see what I can do Billy”💀
who is watching this in 2023?
Sadly in 2024
Naa it’s 1872
Mf I'm watching this 2024
2112 here🙃
Listen with this type of comment I know you’re a kid don’t watch this type of shit even you know, I’m a kid
Bro made me rethink the purpose of Santa..
"but i didn't tell you my name" was crazy
Man your an agent of chaos I love your content man cheers
I love how this dude has a weekly upload schedule, but still reads all his comments (as I see a reply from him on nearly every comment), with such a streak, I swear this dude is gonna be at 10mil before i grow to 6 feet.
P.S. I just realized i have a levi ackerman pfp
Happy new year bro🎉
That's enough internet for one day.
Godspeed.
Bro took All i want for Christmas is you too seriously
Bruh this got dark fast😂
Dude I love your vids they always make my day, much love from Europe bro🇨🇳
Bro is the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts 😂
I love this channel
Fun fact: intrusive thoughts is your brain misinterpreting a signal telling you not to do a dangerous act
Bro is just so honest 😂
“Welcome to the real world “ hits different 😂😂
"I just want my uncle to stop touching me"
"GOOD BOYS KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT"
"What was that?"
"Oh, I'll see what I can do Billy
"I didn't tell you my name"
BRO 💀
WHAT.
The soft subtle music in the background is perfect ha ha
Bro woke up and decided to spit nothing but FACTS
I mean let's imagine the same scenario of Christmas but on Halloween "A big fat old man with a giant sack that goes down your chimney and breaks in just to give you some goodies"
"Good boys keep their mouths shut!" had me dying
I never thought I'd live to see the day where a Dane Cook joke came full circle. Lol
He just… HE JUST LIKE ME!
FR! FR!