Tales From The FrankenCartridge: Video Grimoire

All of the tracks from the "Tales From The FrankenCartridge" in convenient video form.
"Tales From The FrankenCartridge" to be released on Friday, September 13th, 2024.
Psychic Mom
Psychic (Psychic) Mom. Psychic Mom. X 2
Did you pick the right card?
Did you guess the right number?
She feels a strong connection
With the late Joe Strummer
‘Cause she’s a…
Psychic (Psychic) Mom. Psychic Mom. X 2
Her son is the center of the universe
He can’t do simple math and he fell off a horse
He’s had a bright blue aura since the day of the divorce
From the mountains to the sewers, let that river run its course
‘Cause she’s a…
Psychic (Psychic) Mom. Psychic Mom. X 2
Did you pick the right card?
Did you guess the right number?
She feels a strong connection
With the late Joe Strummer
Psychic (Psychic) Mom. Psychic Mom. X 2
The planets revolve around her family
They were once asked to leave an art gallery
When they criticized a painting of a stormy sea
For conjuring up evil entities
No one on the schoolboard will return her calls
And it’s the same story down at City Hall
Her rant outside the church ended up in a brawl
She loves New Age music and Jethro Tull
Did you pick the right card?
Did you guess the right number?
She feels a strong connection
With the late Joe Strummer
[Repeat 3 times]
Dry Bones Speak
Please don’t visit me while I’m still alive
I’ll be more fun after I have died
I’ll have more free time once I’ve expired.
So come and warm your hands on my funeral pyre
In a glass jar is where I’ll abide
Floating in a sea of formaldehyde
As medical students wander by
Trying not to look me in the eye
True love blooms in the darkest places
We find our soul mates strangest spaces
All of these skulls used to have faces
Of past lives these are the only traces
So follow me down beneath the city
Through labyrinths designed by committees
Don’t show any shame/don’t show any pity
We always find the strangest things pretty
This Ghastly Noise
Is something my neighbors do not enjoy
This ghastly noise
Is the reason I remain unemployed
Bang on the ceiling with an old broomstick
Try to get my attention when I’m watching Banacek
But I won’t answer the door tonight
There’s a chair propped up against the door tonight
This ghastly noise
Means I can’t go back to Illinois
This ghastly noise
Is why my license is null and void
Bangin’ on my door with an angry fist
Tell the landlord that my name is on the list
Tellin’ all the neighbors my apartment smells like piss
Tellin’ the cops that the hallway’s filled with shit
This ghastly noise
Put the gun down and put a child on the phone X3
Everybody dance like you’re Marky Ramone
Clown's Ass Kentucky
The Black Eyed children have gathered on my porch
They scratch and they scream but I will not let them in
They poisoned all my cattle and set my barn to the torch
But I guess that’s just the price of original sin
Chorus:
Making love in the dirt behind the 7-11
Out on parole; I’m feeling lucky
This paradise on Earth; This little slice of Heaven
I am the King of Clown’s Ass Kentucky
It’s darker out tonight than it is down in the mine
The goblins and the banshees add their voices to the wind
They will huff and they will puff until they blow my life down
And come tomorrow night I will hear them again.
Chorus
Child of God
7th Son of Sam
Raceway Mortician
Hoochie Coochie Man
Chorus x2
Eulabelle
There's a horror tonight
down on party beach
Radioactive monsters
From a container breach
Stay off of the sand
Stay outta the waves
Who will help us
Can we be saved?
There's only one women on planet earth
who can kick their butts back into the surf
Then send these creatures straight to Hell
Only one woman named Eulabelle
She don't need a knife
She don't need a gun
Cuz she's packin' bags of sodium
First there's a pop Then the a flash
Reducing these monsters to a pile of ash
She don't hang around to watch the Del Airs sing
Drunks outside a drug store or Tina swing
Monsters hide in caves
or at the bottom of a well
but they can't escape from Eulabelle
There's only one women on planet earth
who can kick their butts back into the surf
Then send these creatures straight to Hell
Only one woman named Eulabelle
Cossart Road
I saw my baby in my car's headlights
Walking by herself in the middle of the night
No one beside her; she was all alone
Moving like a ghost down on Cossart Road
I said "Hey Baby why out so late
Risking your life and tempting fate
Walking under the dead gaze of the scarecrows
Bad people love to drive down Cossart Road
She said, I remember but I guess you don't know
You crashed your car here seven years ago
The windshield cracked and the blood flowed
You're just a ghost on Cossart Road

[@jonathandouglas2748]

Can't wait to download.

[@gentlemanjunkie7864]

Dude! I dig it.

[@chrisoliver123]

The EP is really cool. Listening through my stereo. The production really stands out. Really lush sounding. I have a feeling this will sound even better via headphones. I can tell there's little things within the mix i'm not really catching blasting through the speakers.