@@sleepystalin5606 I don't know where your from but if you live in a country that can have airsoft guns there's a company called cyma that makes pretty decent replicas
@@saifkhan1822 I have level four bonding with my horse in rdr2 and it will kick me in the face sometimes for no reason at all and it almost died from a train and I saved it from death so comrade yuri should be careful never know when they'll turn on you
Holy cow that looks like an AK-47 with a milled receiver (only produced in the initial production run before they switched to stamped receivers)!!! How did he manage to get his hands on one of those??
Nope. Its easier to buy an AK-47 than a handgun. No wait and 18 or older. You gotta love the U.S.A. Sorry about you guys in semi Marxist Western nations.
Aaron Aldrich The reason the law is that way is because it is much harder to conceal an AK than a Glock. Plus, it’s nearly impossible to obtain a fully automatic firearm, and the sales are closely tracked and monitored by the government.
WayToGo Paul you beat me to it lol i was going to say borderline exactly what you just said. there also is no federal "wait period" for any firearm like he is implying, thats purely each states decision.
bro i was on speaker and my grandpa heard Privyet comrades, he stood up and grabbed his gun, said to me ,,WHATS GOING ON?! ARE THE COMUNIST'S HERE ALREADY?!''
Toxic Watermelonz, more of the semi popular kid that only talks with some people, sits at the back of the class with said friends, semi depressed... you get it
This man has a voice that sounds like it’s been through 10 smokes and the eyes that haven’t rested due to the 15 vodka bottles this man has gone through. True slav...
@@vladivostok_infamous и чё? Мне кто то это запрещает делать? Не все американцы понимают русский язык. Вы, маленькие дети, не заебались писать по кд, мол, спиздил шутку, ко-ко-ко? Всем поебать.
Oh my god this is the first ASMR video I've seen from this channel years ago before I even really got into ASMR or this channel. I just thought it was kinda funny when I initially found this but I remember this video I can't believe my first ASMR video was from this channel
When I imagined "an AK-47 putting me to sleep" it certainly was nothing like this.
u was thinking about the loud but less than a second way
*we
this made us ugly laugh. good work, comrade
It’s now Ok oh no 💀💀💀
An Ak-47 putting US to sleep
This is good. No gulag for this man.
так точно отставить к стенке
papa bless
а я думал сталин умер в 53 году
He spoke about lenin though, he must go to the gulag
What about Guantanamo?
Not my tingles, our tingles
Comrade, after this video would you like to play some tennis?
No homo... right. .....RIGHT!!!!
Yah comrade! This is the good soviet chill power!
@@atomicindependence7644. Indeed, all of that nonsense is forbidden in our great Soviet republic!
@@empiricalpanzervii1556 I wish it was here pal, I wish it was here.
Sieze the means of relaxation comrades
The enemy cannot seize the means of relaxation if you disable the ear
*proceeds to throw flashbang*
Me, to the guy robbing my house:
"Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47."
You mean our house.
@@hotdoghandler FUCK! You beat me to it!
Mr. Nobody you mean us to the guy robbing our house
Mr. ASMR you beat *US* to it
Angela Ziegler read the bottom half of this comment as he said it
Son: “hey mom where’s dad.” Mom: “ he’s in that mood again just don’t go into the basement.”
Suddenly they just hear *CYKA BLYAT!*
@mario martinez **c y k a b l y a t**
I thought in the Gulag (not call of duty)
*meanwhile in the basement*
@@StockyLikeStockings you ruin the joke
*You don’t find this video*
*This video finds you*
well its true
True blyat
Us
UA-cam's Algorithm :
*sweats
Thats some *woke* shit right there
the ak-47 puts a lot of people to sleep really fast
Fr 😩
Communism too
Trueeee
Agree socialism is much better @@ink112
Permanent sleep.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: watching ASMR on my phone
Comrade: you mean... our phone?
Oh shit............WE better run.
*Sovjet anthem starts playing*
@@Barkinsson looks like WE have bad grammar comrade
@@datboirightder2807 OUR grammar
It's a typical mistake. Communism is not about common property, but about common ownership of the means of production.
Sometimes I rlly wonder wtf is going through his head when he thinks of these video ideas but it’s epic
Our video
going through our heads
Yes
emilia, yes
Next is relax with Hitler asmr man I would pay to see that
I never thought I would see an AK used for ASMR.
WE never thought WE would see an AK used for ASMR.
Patrick Worthington we took the words right out my our mouth
AKSMR
a simple way to bring people to silence
Chris sims ASMOUR
This man: presses the trigger to relax the people
AK-47 : start firing
This man: *russian confused words*
*Blyat*
Ахах
I hate this comment this was and has to be by far the most annoying cringey "No one" "Literally no one" ":" UA-cam ass comment
@@lag1479 Bro 💀 nobody cares about your opinion
@@lag1479 what?
I can just imagine his landlord or something walking in on him standing in front of a camera with a Soviet flag behind him while he holds up a rifle.
FilterHat lmao
Immediately followed by him grinning and saying "Rift!" and canned laughter sounding in the background just for the meme.
And then the KGB steps in as the Special guest.
Landlord: Time to pay your rent.
Rift: I gave it to the state
Landlord: Well shiet.
Finally, an Asmr that WE can SHARE and enjoy TOGETHER
I wonder if anyone understands this comment 😂
EMBRACE THE COMMUNISM, COMRADE
@Kari okay, and?
@Kari it’s called a joke smh
@Kari furry profile picture go BRRRRRRRRRR
I played this to my water, *now it's Vodka.*
Landon Pine you mean “our” water...
Думаешь в России бухать любят? Если ты перевёл, то я не быдло. Я лично алкоголь ненавижу
Modern time Jesus
> Play this to your water
> Your water is now our Vodka
Sleeping vodka
It's been a stressful week and the soothing delicate sounds of the robust AK-47 really take the edge off. Thank you comrade!
“Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47” it never gets old
420
@@gawrych6969 69
Not my AK-47 OUR AK-47
OUR AK-47.
Kid: *has a pack of gum*
The whole class:
@Nintoasted bylat
Needs more likes
Slav Aqua. Well then
I will trade that pack of gum for Peter whatever-his-last-name-was' salad dressing
Aqua-is-my-Waifu
The children: GIMME THE F***IN GUM OR ELTS LISTEN TO THE RELAXING SOUNDS OF MY AK-47 B****
Me: *gets a console*
My little brother:
*OUR* console
Наша консоль
OUR little brother
*_OUR_* Family
OUR wife, wait...
Этот АСМР совершил революцию в -моём- нашем сне.
А потом начал проводить репрессии, в виде сонного параличя.
@@mindik9172Хахахха хорооош)
Не хватает только русского акцента😂
Товарищ сонный паралич
Эtot ASMR sovershil революцию в наshem' sне
This was in my recommended
Now it shall be in our recommended
It always was in our recommended
I searched for that
@LEELe OUR
@r e d l a n c e r - We searched for that*
It was In my recommended
Missed opportunity to call that "USSMR"
ASMOUR
clay brick we are dead
Assmr
URSSMR
Union of Soviet Socialist Motivation Relaxation Republics
“You see Ivan, you put silencer on grenade, you get quiet explosion for purpose of stealth”
‘-‘ yeah, this big brain time
Bro I just died laughing why is that so funny
You? OUR!!!
No WE put silencers...
‘-‘ *dont mind me just dieing of laughter*
Ленину настолько этот асмр понравился, что он уже 100 лет в мавзолее спит
😂
He is alive and awake in my heart.
As a german. I can say this definitely would have terrified my grandfather.
Ayo
German asmr, bitte
wait a minute what
its terrifying me as a german💀💀💀
@@td_is_infinite667 His grandfather was nazi
"this is my AK-47, and-"
*Accidentally pulls trigger
"Ack, cyka"
"Anyway"
Missing Context our AK-47*
Сука блять
@@dmitriyfuhrer2323 не по русски лучше
@@asspenetrator5132 поддерживаю
Heaven Ascension Dio Why are you correcting a guy who wrote it properly
Our favorite ourtuber is publishing our video
Poker FloppityFlop yes
Ourtube for everyone
My brain wont process this this
"EM WHY" is a forbidden word here it is only our@@zachmarshall6059
OurTube 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
This is like rule 34, if something exists, there is an asmr for it
Rule 2Z
t-34
Rule 35
This is giving us lots of tingles, thank you comrade.
I love your profile picture-
Communist Kanna..
@@_goblinspit_ not your OUR profile picture
@@opex1359 just as Stalin would have wanted....
@@_goblinspit_ XD
I know the AK is a replica.
_But why is the trigger moving when it’s on safe_
i have this denix AK and it is nothing like a real AK47 the proportions are all wrong so it doesn't surprise me
"comrade, are you sure it's on sa-* gunshots*
👍
@@lockheedac-130gunship8 any recommendations on a better replica?
@@sleepystalin5606 I don't know where your from but if you live in a country that can have airsoft guns there's a company called cyma that makes pretty decent replicas
“Listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47”
Fires 600 rpm next to my ear.
Doesn't an AK shoot 650rpm, I think the AK 74 shoots 650 to 750
When I first listened to this I thought he was gonna actually shoot it and I turned my volume wayyy down real fast! xD
@Drake Jenness I don't I'm sorry comrade
Brah do you even have an ear
@@johngewecke8000
What?
This is like the 10th communist related video I've seen on my homepage, is this like a sign??
*да*
UA-cam? Heh. No comrade.
OURTUBE.
Found you
You should have used the *incognito tab*
also fuck hydra
Why is the fbi commenting this
@@wheezere5061 ZE fbi do not like capitalist swine.
not f b i
*F B OUR*
Wheezer e because it’s HYDRA
obviously
Not your AK-47, *_OUR_* AK-47.
Not our AK-47, *YOURS* AK-47
Ахахах,лол ору
So the Pigmasks are communists?
Not ak47 blyat
AK
I'm wondering what will happen if he pulls the trigger accidentally...
1:23 teachers when a student has a hoodie on
😂😂
Ohhh fuck
😂
16:07 teachers when student gets bullied
A teacher once said I looked like a gangbanger when I was wearing a hoodie.
Imagine a video with exclusively Ak-47 triggers. There are so many sounds you can make with it and they are all good
See comrade this AK can make you sleep....
Forever
Alexander XB. Oh shit, that got dark( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) сукна
Underrated
GImMiE! *BLAM*
Look, im a vizard.
Ану чики брики и в дамки!!!!!!!!!
Yes Conrad
Every gun owner: Always treat a gun like it is loaded
Comrade Yuri: *Points Ak towards feet*
Comrade Yuri has no need to be scared of his AK he has bonded closely with it after several freezing nights spent with only his AK
@@saifkhan1822 I have level four bonding with my horse in rdr2 and it will kick me in the face sometimes for no reason at all and it almost died from a train and I saved it from death so comrade yuri should be careful never know when they'll turn on you
Least it’s not his face
Foot shot: BLYAT IDIA NAHUI
Face shot: *Dies in Russian*
I love how he used *communism* as a trigger word
It is very relaxing.
Sleep
We used*
CUMmunism
*we* will sleep
Thank you Comrade for the tingles you have given to us!
Autonomous kalashnikov meridian response
kaleb Powell
Avtomat Kalashnikova meridian response *rather
AKMR?
My history teacher: is there something funny here?
Me: no maam
My brain: soviet onion
Lmao
My history teacher?
Our history teacher!
Капиталист, я тебя выслушал, теперь встань к стенке
Забавно
Soviets have LAYERS.
1:16 the quiet kid when everyones being loud
I almost died of laughter my comrade
Lmao
You mean *our* Ak-47?
ooooo-ooooo-ooooooooo-uhhhhhh
Lol
Звучит действительно странно, но забавно. У многих вызывает противоречивые чувства, но у меня данное видео вызывает симпатию. Всем приятных снов. 😊
Never thought I could get tingles by someone whispering "Communism" in my ear.
*OUR* ear
*our* tingles
*OUR ANTHEM STARTS BLARING*
Our tingle our ears *our*
@IrateCheetahGaming and you are a *WESTERN SPY*
Russian Interrogator Putting a German Lieutenant Back to Sleep after interrogation
1944 Colorized
26:28
Kalashnikov wasn't made in 1944
human being r/woosh
Alright this is the only comment that's good
Ghostin Neo BREADDDDDDDD
relaxing sounds of ak47,
**shoots**
And heart attack
In the school
Mr. Wyrzykowski
BIT it was not a shoot sound it was Soviet Union anthem
FUKIN KURWA DONT SHOOT ME
Mr. Wyrzykowski 🏃*Kills you with a headshot* “No more stress, Conrad.”
"Calming bread movement" sounds...... unique to say the least
*Reznovs' final speech, 1944 colorized*
*Ussr anthem plays*
*Black ops 4 theme song plays*
STEP 8, REZNOV
*THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN*
YuhboiJay but ak-47 wasn’t made yet in 1944
I’m not gonna lie, when he said “listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47” I thought this man was about to start railing
WE'RE not gonna lie, when he said "listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47" WE thought this man was about to start railing
It is our ak 47
I know
Somebody needs to make an edit like that tho
Bruh
Capitalist ASMR: 1.3 million views
Communist ASMR: 2 million views
"Oh yeah, the people's revolution is all coming together."
Lets liberate vietnam again?
America Capitalism is the way Also America when someone finds oil OUR OIL MY COMRADES
Our revolution
Communist ASMR 2.1 million
@Byron Kelly Not true anymore
Holy cow that looks like an AK-47 with a milled receiver (only produced in the initial production run before they switched to stamped receivers)!!! How did he manage to get his hands on one of those??
It’s a model Al-47 not a real one
@@skymanlordoftheskiesI don’t think so. I am pretty sure he said that to keep UA-cam happy.
Lol,first minute into the video:'here,listen to the relaxing sound of my AK-47'
Our AK-47*
Our* rebember comunism
I'll let this one slide.
We will let this one slide
FBI she said she was 18 i swear
Don’t you mean *WE’LL*
@@ostk4yden456 are you apart of the FBI?
@@ostk4yden456 s h i n e i
Yes you are promoted
Me!?!?!?
@@tripzixn No
Joseph Stalin can I get food now?
@@hookahgodrob no
@@hookahgodrob just cause of that your gonna go to the gulag
Отличный асмр, товарищ!
If a concept exists, there's an asmr for it.
Word
Word
Me looking for Shrek the asmovie
Rule 34 B
Rule 1938
U.S.M.R.
Unionized
Soviet
Meridian
Response
That is the Best comment ever
U.S.M.R? That sound too much american! Gulag will come to you!
@@superioritycomplex647 USSMR then
да будет благословенна мать россия
Then it would be CCMO
After buying everything for this vid he probably got put on an FBI watchlist
Well I defiantly am...
James Smith
I know someone with the same name as you
Nope. Its easier to buy an AK-47 than a handgun. No wait and 18 or older. You gotta love the U.S.A. Sorry about you guys in semi Marxist Western nations.
Aaron Aldrich The reason the law is that way is because it is much harder to conceal an AK than a Glock. Plus, it’s nearly impossible to obtain a fully automatic firearm, and the sales are closely tracked and monitored by the government.
WayToGo Paul you beat me to it lol i was going to say borderline exactly what you just said. there also is no federal "wait period" for any firearm like he is implying, thats purely each states decision.
I don’t know how I should feel about this being my favorite ephemeral rift video
*The perfect asmr doesn't exi-*
the guy above me is "very original"
For the people to share
Asmr where we need to share
@@littlegibler-deserted3664 "ASMR our need to share
Futuristic Clickbait my bad
So someone took the time and effort, stood up, put the flag up, got a costume, and got a 7.62mm assault rifle for the sake of a admit video.
Thank you
It isn’t called an assult rifle comrade, assult rifle is a term used by people that don’t know anything about guns
@@brianverbanickjr.5551 its also a prop gun
Not a gun its a rifle guns are something else (not a gaint gun nutt)
Patriotic Firefighter204 than what is called then comrade
You are all fools. They are called revolutionizers.
*zooms In on AK-47 markings*
"Made in China"
Gulag is down the hall
:D
Mercury Gaming
Knows more shit*
Finds our Russia is fighting China
NANI
Wasn’t China communist?
tachaka the lord and into the pit
He won’t be liberating WE will be liberating.
Babe: wanna come ?
Stalin : no I'm busy sending people to the gulag.
Babe: my parents aren't here
Stalin : I know.
Dino S. Trex this needs more likes
Destruction 100
lmao
Daaaaaaaaamn
nice
"Relax to the sounds of my ak47" shoots a dictator*
Hitler
i mean the thought of that is relaxing
@@dumpsterfire3214 congratulations your brain is fucked up :)
@@aid2381 i hate dictators :)
@@dumpsterfire3214 and dictators hate you
There’s a typo in the title, it’s supposed to be “asmOUR”
😂😂😂
@@mrjimjim1114 damn I didn’t ask tho
@@itachiuzumaki2328 of course u didn’t cus u weren’t in this comment previously
@@itachiuzumaki2328 dang your one of those people who think saying I didn’t ask Is funny
Fkn 3 Yr old
bro i was on speaker and my grandpa heard Privyet comrades, he stood up and grabbed his gun, said to me ,,WHATS GOING ON?! ARE THE COMUNIST'S HERE ALREADY?!''
imagine this guys search history on amazon
That’s what I’m wondering
His FBI agent is probably thinks he’s a sleeper agent lol
Yo it’s reznov
alexa order everything thats communist
Frfr that's my exact search history on Amazon
Ленин в мавзолее: крутой асмр, сплю от него уже целый век
So true
Я не единственный русский
@@ЕгорКазаков-о3и Ето правда
Салам русиши
@@ЕгорКазаков-о3и relatable
1:17 me when i walk into class (edit: this is a joke if you couldn’t tell)
Sly hahahaha
Well played, comrade. Well played.
I’m guessing you’re the quiet kid?
Toxic Watermelonz, more of the semi popular kid that only talks with some people, sits at the back of the class with said friends, semi depressed... you get it
@@Gavin_Cr06 so your a fucking normie?
It’s crazy how if he dresses up as anything it looks like it suits him
"This is bread stolen from the bourgeois"
How can you steal something that was already stolen from the proletariat, comrade?
TRUUUUU LOL
He took it back from them so the workers can enjoy it
You mean how can *WE* can steal something that was already stolen from the proletariat.?
Золотые слова! 👏👏👏
He meant to say he LIBERATED it from the bourgeois. For the sake of the workers.
All
Soviets
Must
Relax
Revolutionary relaxation
The ASMR revolution of October
Даже Ленин востал на 53 минуты и 40 секунд
@@Робот-т2э 41 секунды
All soviets must die
This man has a voice that sounds like it’s been through 10 smokes and the eyes that haven’t rested due to the 15 vodka bottles this man has gone through. True slav...
So ITS our Channel?
*AK47 laid to sleep thousands of people, but for the first time in this way*
Спиздил шутку у Тимура Докторова
@@vladivostok_infamous и чё? Мне кто то это запрещает делать? Не все американцы понимают русский язык. Вы, маленькие дети, не заебались писать по кд, мол, спиздил шутку, ко-ко-ко? Всем поебать.
Code 3 Не бомби
420 blazeit
blyat
Mom: what do you want to do when you get older
Me: *clears throat* ...
*in the middle of a war*
This dude: lemme put you to sleep
this vid hits different
Soviet sleep technique being used in the Cold War to help soldiers who can’t sleep 1964 colorized
*FOREVER*
Ae Mate this is the comunist torture добро пожаловать в мой asmr
LMAO
In soviet Russia you don’t listen asmr, but asmr listens to you.
The creativity never ceases. 🙌🏻
A fellow ASMRer
Comrade Boyardee indeed 😁
old meme
This is the true art of youtube.
Busy B ASMR hey busy b
Fellow comrade: Listen to the sounds of my AK-47
*starts shooting*
Of *OUR* AK-47
Jesal LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF *OUR* PEOPLE *RATATATATATAT*
Ok
ｙｐａａａａａａａａ！！！！
Jesal our*
“He crushes the nuts of capitalism.”
WE CRUSH
WE*
Ummmmm... What tipe of nuts? 😳
@@JUSTOR0 OUR nuts.
Ha ha but capitalism has no gender
I thought he said "blyat, my comrades" and I got incredibly confused.
you must share the ad revenue with us comrad
Your pfp scared the shit outta me
Let’s hit 10k subscribers without a video I hope you get 10k subs with no videos that would be seriously hot
@@typicalstoner934 ikr
Help this cat amalgamation reach 10k.
Ad Revenue? If so he's probably the only content creator on UA-cam who actually has it xD
: hundreds of solders dying on the battle field.
: this guy doing ak47 asmr behind an old beaten up car.
: then realizing he screwed because he modified his effective in ammunition in to Nerf darts
YupIts JustAlex but it’s nerf or nothing
@@lawsonhayes4176 but every one is getting killed while he is just doing asmr
200th like, it feels so good
Being a medic
Listening to this while standing in a line for bread.
What bread is ukraine is no food
ER hearted your comment lol.
But what is calming communism bread?
Afri Kaan bread is a type of food
Lol
It's not your video, it's OURS. 🌙🔨
1:23
*Me when someone wakes me up at 5am.*
Lol that would be me to
WE when's someone wakes US up at 5am
@SAM TV OUR mom
THAT TIME STAMP IS SO MEMEABLE
VENOM1756 same
his gun should be called ASMR-47
Maluko nice
AKSMR-47
I guess for communists its aksmr-228
Death Ray why are you talking about our comrades in third person? You mean “us” not “communists”
@@drunkjack2365 is OUR
-Girls ASMR :"kisses. Eating. Brushing. Whispers. Nails tapping "
-The Boys ASMR:
HEAR THE RELAXING SOUNDS OF MY AK-47
no blyat not 'The boys'
The us.
Nah
Boys Asmr: "things u said"
Mans asmr: this
@@meloman-rrr fair enough
Excuse me, this is our ASMR
An asmr video that we ALL can actually enjoy watching
heheheh nice one
Everybody: nice ASMR video
Poland: *triggered*
I'm Polish and I can't say that that's false lmao
*Hitler has entered the chat*
*Jews have mistakenly entered the chat*
@@carryhandleenjoyer7411 yo same
*Jews haved been banned from the chat*
girls: "ASMR: 100 makeup brush tingles" the boys:
Matthew Bates *The Comrades
No it's *our* comrades
Matthew Bates nah
*Yes.*
Your comment is very macho
“Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47.” 🤣
BOOM click click click click
*Various quiet shooting noises*
@@anidiot4992 Should've used an AS Val
Our ak-47
Where did he get it tho
Oh my god this is the first ASMR video I've seen from this channel years ago before I even really got into ASMR or this channel. I just thought it was kinda funny when I initially found this but I remember this video I can't believe my first ASMR video was from this channel
*The perfect Asmr doesnt exis-*
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
On AK he Tap
I don't even know what to say wow
What if he starts to chew on it
In Soviet Russia, AK tap YOU!
As soon as he said "privyet, comrade." I instantly said "privyet" back with out realizing it and now my family is looking at me like I'm crazy
F
S
A true comrade i see
@@hernangonzalez1119 B
youre probably a sleeping agent lol
I really want to see uncle E’s Amazon purchase history
lol
Fr, bros prolly on a watch list from all the random stuff for each vid lmao, ofc if you dont count the previous items from the other vids
where buy soviet union flag? Where buy fake Kalishnikov AK-47? then, where buy bread?