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  • @mattandtom
    @mattandtom  5 років тому +2559

    In all seriousness, apologies to the couple of folks who do track the scores. That's the end of this run, we should be back next year! -- Tom

  • @CK-ceekay
    @CK-ceekay 5 років тому +4266

    Can Chris get his own series where he just tells stories? I don't care if they're complete bollocks

    • @gevmage
      @gevmage 5 років тому +184

      I'd kickstarter that book/podcast/vlog series.

    • @matthewbowers88
      @matthewbowers88 5 років тому +66

      I'd sub! Hell i'd patreon

    • @azerki1167
      @azerki1167 5 років тому +75

      C K I agree! that whole turn he was telling the story, Gary, Matt and Tom didn’t say a word. Completely captivated

    • @na195097
      @na195097 5 років тому +109

      He and Gary need their own Park Bench like vlog where they just riff on random things or tell oddball stories.

    • @PY5RA
      @PY5RA 5 років тому +14

      That would be amazing. That could inspire so many good tv shows or book series.

  • @tibsie
    @tibsie 5 років тому +3144

    Chris’ story of Henricus the Drunk NEEDS to be made into a six episode miniseries.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 5 років тому +92

      By AMC, intro being a Monty Python rip-off.

    • @ryanjcole
      @ryanjcole 5 років тому +62

      For most Britons 6 episodes is an entire series, not a mini-series.

    • @piccolomaniac
      @piccolomaniac 5 років тому +41

      New Drunk History spinoff: Drunk Fake History (about drunks)

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 5 років тому +5

      Ryan Coleman
      Nah, a series needs at least eight episodes.

    • @Addlcove
      @Addlcove 5 років тому +19

      @@ryanjcole for most britons an episode is a good hour of t.v. not including commercials :) so 6 episodes to a series in britain = 12 episodes in the us :)

  • @troydear3444
    @troydear3444 4 роки тому +1659

    Chris “Minor Vehicular Events” Joel
    Gary “South Korean Lover’s Guide” Brannan
    Matt “Glandular Leaves” Grey

    • @westcheap
      @westcheap 4 роки тому +229

      Tom "Imma have to rule you out, Gary" Scott
      Alternatively Colonel Tom "Cockypants" Scott

    • @Thomas_Bergel
      @Thomas_Bergel 4 роки тому +211

      @@westcheap
      Could as well be Tom „I‘ve been to Finland“ Scott

    • @sokonek1
      @sokonek1 4 роки тому +113

      Matt “GCSE in Latin” Grey

    • @mateoniiler5038
      @mateoniiler5038 3 роки тому +67

      Tom "well this is genuinely really difficult" Scott

    • @ShadowOnWiiU
      @ShadowOnWiiU 3 роки тому +37

      Tom "Strikes out Gary" Scott

  • @mfaizsyahmi
    @mfaizsyahmi 5 років тому +2404

    This series now has a tagline: "A show where two-thirds of everything were made up and the points don't matter."

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 5 років тому +159

      Except from the last episode. "A show where half of everything is made up and the points don't matter as long as Tom doesn't get the most."

    • @jonathanjam1158
      @jonathanjam1158 5 років тому +27

      @@andymcl92 more like "a show when one third of everything is made up and the points don't matter as long as Tom doesn't get the most". Chris didn't make his story up, even if he didn't tell the whole truth.

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 5 років тому +15

      @@jonathanjam1158 Meh, Chris wasn't lying and everything he said was true. It just wasn't his article!

    • @internetionals
      @internetionals 5 років тому +2

      mfaizsyahmi. Don’t forget: where title songs aren’t needed

    • @FilmsYouHate
      @FilmsYouHate 5 років тому +2

      So Citation Needed

  • @justsammy2023
    @justsammy2023 5 років тому +2012

    This game needs a mystery biscuits button just for that from Chris

    • @charliespinoza1966
      @charliespinoza1966 5 років тому +101

      It could definitely use some mystery biscuits. But it should be a total surprise. As in, Tom shouldn’t even tell the guys, he should just rig it so he’s got a secret button and then BAM!

    • @gertjannolten4849
      @gertjannolten4849 5 років тому +51

      True, 't was a magnificent story!
      Although it does have one little give-away: in Caesar's age you couldn't have been inspired by Jesus, because Jesus was born around 50 years after Caesar died :s
      Having said that, it was an age of Messiah-like men, there might well have been others before Jesus to be inspired by...

    • @Nijht
      @Nijht 5 років тому +46

      @@gertjannolten4849 Ah, but the thing is, he said "Caesar-*era*", which blurs the lines and widens the range quite a bit

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +17

      Mystery bollocks

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +9

      @@gertjannolten4849 Caesar Augustus

  • @lewisarthur6778
    @lewisarthur6778 3 роки тому +315

    Chris has the same energy as a museum curator that just loves whatever he's talking about and gives a speech in one corner of the museum for like 5 hours about the evolution of toasters.

  • @thomaswright9914
    @thomaswright9914 5 років тому +681

    "and you shouldn't either" - there goes my spreadsheet then

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 5 років тому +47

      Matt Parker fan, eh?

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 років тому +35

      @@vaclav_fejt probably something of a parker spreadsheet.

    • @frankdehobbit8989
      @frankdehobbit8989 5 років тому +20

      @@vaclav_fejt There was a little mistake in my counting though, but hey, it's close enough

    • @charliespinoza1966
      @charliespinoza1966 5 років тому

      alan smithee +

    • @bastiankunz4585
      @bastiankunz4585 4 роки тому +3

      @@alansmithee419 well, rather a parker spreadsheet than a parker square

  • @ewanmacdonald728
    @ewanmacdonald728 5 років тому +819

    Having more chat about the lies after the round is very a good thing

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 5 років тому +3

      +

    • @na195097
      @na195097 5 років тому +50

      Or a bit without Tom where the other three strategize and/or something. Also, I’d love to see one where they all have really detailed lies just to mess with Tom

  • @charlessandison5740
    @charlessandison5740 Рік тому +29

    "It's gonna be really boring compared to that..."
    To quote Chris during Citation needed, 'Most things are'

  • @dylanrambow2704
    @dylanrambow2704 5 років тому +450

    "We weren't keeping track of the scores, and you shouldn't either." I think you've found your outro.

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 років тому +6

      yea, is low key catchy too

    • @marcarsenault7585
      @marcarsenault7585 5 років тому +9

      Agreed. It's also a trope of British comedy improv done in a game show style. As in Who's Line is it Anyways?.

    • @thewitchdoctor629
      @thewitchdoctor629 5 років тому +2

      Marc Arsenault isnt who’s line originally an American show though?. Nevermind i was thinking the british version was an adaptation and not the original.
      Edit- self correction

    • @evdweide
      @evdweide 5 років тому +4

      "Where everything is made up and the points don't matter"

    • @king999art
      @king999art 4 роки тому +2

      @@evdweide where ALMOST everything is made up 😉

  • @darelh1348
    @darelh1348 5 років тому +301

    Everyone's like we need the Henricus book, but I want the South Korean lovers guide parody book.

  • @thomasm123
    @thomasm123 5 років тому +1073

    Tom, I don't know who specifically does your subtitles but, thank you. I struggle with sound sometimes and go through times when I can't bear to listen to videos (often in the morning), and it's so nice to know that I can still watch your stuff. Citation Needed and this series especially have given me a lot of silent laughs. Just wanted to let you know that the subtitles are appreciated (along with the videos themselves!)

    • @ailaG
      @ailaG 5 років тому +71

      They also have different accents. I'm usually okay with that but the subtitles do make it easier.

    • @geoffnet1
      @geoffnet1 5 років тому +2

      +

    • @thel33tpenguinftw40
      @thel33tpenguinftw40 5 років тому +46

      @@ailaG YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +1

      +

    • @TheSneezingAnouki
      @TheSneezingAnouki 4 роки тому +37

      Between the speed of the banter and the accents, i always have the subtitles on when watching tech diff, too.

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 5 років тому +268

    *halfway through Chris's Epic of Henricus*
    "Hold on, that's literally the story of Dionysus! Does he... does he even know? Just replace Rome with Thebes and change the ending a bit..."
    Excellently told; good man, either way. Second best telling of that story I've ever heard, and the best involved Dionysus in a leotard making fun of the entire medium of theatre via the medium of metafictional historic stand-up Greek Comedy.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 роки тому +7

      Behold, a man!

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 3 роки тому +3

      literally what I thought

    • @actua99
      @actua99 3 роки тому +7

      Can we find the leotard version of Dionysus somewhere?

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 роки тому +1

      @@actua99 My other response appears to have been devoured but, if you look up Phoebe Angeni's channel on this very website and go to the Bacchae vid, you'll find some bits! Not much tho; it was a student production at the Fringe Festival.

    • @lilywashere27
      @lilywashere27 3 роки тому +6

      @@actua99 I mean, Euripides's Bacchae is a tragedy, a wonderful one at that, and I recommend it wholeheartedly (also, the myth is being told much more "accurately"). But if you want to have a hearty laugh, go for anything by Aristophanes (that may or may not have Dyonisus in it). It's hands-down my favourite comedian from the Greek-roman theatrical scene.

  • @Backslasherton
    @Backslasherton 5 років тому +673

    Y'all should do a run where you switch off who are trying to decipher the lies. I think it'd spice it up and I also would love to see Tom, the man who cannot tell a lie, try to bluff his way through making up a Wikipedia article. Plus Gary could get his revenge on Tom.

    • @Zichqec
      @Zichqec 5 років тому +89

      They did something like this with their old reverse trivia podcast, where for one episode Matt read out the answers instead so that Tom could participate. It was funny and I support them doing it again in a different format.

    • @fadedjem
      @fadedjem 4 роки тому +19

      If they ever do a citation needed encore, it needs at least one episode with Gary or Chris running the show.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +12

      Yes, they could make one series of 3-4 episodes with Matt in the lead, then another for Gary and one for Chris. That would be 9-12 more episodes, and they would have new fresh material too in case they were worried about that.

  • @Kafen8d
    @Kafen8d 5 років тому +241

    You can tell when Chris is lying, he seems to remember every little detail, but when he's telling the truth, he has to jog his memory several times to get the details out.

    • @LeopardMask12
      @LeopardMask12 2 роки тому +29

      I totally believed Chris on the second one just because of how much he was stumbling over years and names and very clearly trying to figure out who was engaged to whom and all that!

  • @fmknsjijsosn1702
    @fmknsjijsosn1702 3 роки тому +481

    Matt : really bad at lying
    Gary : really bad at making things plausible
    Chris : adds way too much information
    Tom : useless without a computer
    Everyone : makes me laugh so much I almost die

  • @Flamingbob25
    @Flamingbob25 5 років тому +468

    Fun prank on Tom: all of these people are lying, he thinks one of them is telling the true but its just all lies

    • @tovahnvitols7614
      @tovahnvitols7614 4 роки тому +16

      This is an underrated idea that i now want very badly!

    • @AFN2750
      @AFN2750 4 роки тому +42

      Down a bit from tromsø

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 роки тому +12

      Or they are all telling the truth.
      But yours is much funnier.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 3 роки тому +6

      How Gary's been playing

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 3 роки тому +49

      About that...

  • @SamFisher69420
    @SamFisher69420 5 років тому +165

    "bolt action love"
    SHOT THROUGH THE HEART...

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 5 років тому +1

      "Got a licence to kill, and believe I'm aiming straight for your heart (licence to kill)
      Got a licence to kill everyone that tries to tear us apart (licence to kill)...

    • @webchimp
      @webchimp 5 років тому +20

      AND YOU'RE TO BLAME...

    • @FinArborist
      @FinArborist 5 років тому +14

      You give love, a bad name

    • @keda1981
      @keda1981 5 років тому +4

      No more Hellsing Ultimate Abridged for you.

    • @introvertedcosplayer
      @introvertedcosplayer 5 років тому +5

      I play my part and you play your game,
      Darlin’ you give love a bad name!

  • @GordonHugenay
    @GordonHugenay 5 років тому +258

    Two suggestions for next series:
    - Give someone a point who has the true story, but convinces Tom to pick someone else - this makes it easier for the people who are lying.
    - Mystery biscuits for good stories, whether they are true or not. This encourages the liars to give an entertaining answer, and it gives an incentive to pick good articles.

    • @enochliu8316
      @enochliu8316 5 років тому +21

      Mystery biscuits for good stories are a good idea.

    • @mrWade101
      @mrWade101 4 роки тому +28

      If they get points for Tom not picking their article they will be incentivised to lie, which isn't good.

    • @jamesrockybullin5250
      @jamesrockybullin5250 4 роки тому +22

      I think Tom has a hard enough time as it is even when the truth-tellers have every reason to be as convincing as possible.

  • @TheMasterHojo
    @TheMasterHojo 5 років тому +289

    Man, they are just getting better and better at the lying part

    • @cuaroz5808
      @cuaroz5808 5 років тому +6

      17:18

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 5 років тому +4

      Ikr? I thought Tom might figure out how to tell when they're lying better and have a much easier time at the end, but nope.

    • @mfaizsyahmi
      @mfaizsyahmi 5 років тому +11

      Inb4 this series made Tom train 3 people to become habitual liars without him realizing it.

  • @ianr.1225
    @ianr.1225 5 років тому +255

    It was obvious that Chris's Henricus story was a lie; it wasn't about geology.
    His other story being true, that was the surprise.

  • @jbkjbk1999
    @jbkjbk1999 5 років тому +601

    I feel like the more Chris gesticulates while explaining, the more likely he is to be lying.
    Edit: Also, on a re-watch, that bit where he gets confused about whether or not to say *Ancient* Rome is a dead give-away. Wikipedia would've used a certain phrasing that he would've then picked up on.

    • @Azeria
      @Azeria 5 років тому +151

      Whenever Matt goes meta and starts talking about stubs or citations he’s more likely to be lying.

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido 5 років тому +82

      @@Azeria I noticed that, too. The moment Matt said he clicked random until he found something decent, I immediately dismissed his story.

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 5 років тому +25

      @Azeria or if he says it's a band/music festival/audio thing...because come on.

    • @chrisharrison763
      @chrisharrison763 5 років тому +81

      Yeh, that and the fact that "around the time of Ceasar and Jesus" no one in Europe would have heard of the "holy land" and Christianity didn't spread widely until the 2nd and 3rd centuries. That was the main giveaway.

    • @JellyMyst
      @JellyMyst 5 років тому +41

      @@Azeria I'm afraid that cheat doesn't work. When Matt was talking about the Ageratina Occidentalis in the second episode, he quickly started talking about it possibly being a joke article and how some people deface Wikipedia.

  • @DaCaLsTa7777
    @DaCaLsTa7777 5 років тому +77

    This has been frankly a phenomenal replacement to Citation Needed and I really hope this show continues ever onward.

  • @Gruncival
    @Gruncival 5 років тому +46

    As soon as Gary finished his explanation of the Korean War wives, I would have picked him on the spot. What an interesting and particular idea that he pulled out of the article title.

  • @trans_foxgirl
    @trans_foxgirl 5 років тому +291

    Gary's opener is as out of the left field as always

    • @skthejanner
      @skthejanner 5 років тому +28

      But for once, it's (hopefully) true.

  • @njones420
    @njones420 5 років тому +79

    I love that Chris' beard has a slightly worse reaction time than he does.

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 5 років тому +334

    You can tell when Gary is lying, his eyes flutter

    • @danielvaldez9946
      @danielvaldez9946 5 років тому +94

      He also goes for quite notable historical facts instead of going for something that might be a little more niche. I knew he was lying as soon as he talked about the Korean War and when he instantly linked horse racing with the grand national

    • @TheOdst219
      @TheOdst219 5 років тому +2

      Quick get someone who's good at poker and clean him out.

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 5 років тому +10

      @@danielvaldez9946 Maybe he was thinking about the episode with Sgt Reckless

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому +3

      @@Trek001 For the horse idea or the Korean War one?

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 5 років тому +2

      @@timothymclean Korean War - although Sgt Reckless was a racehorse that became a US Marine

  • @abigaillafey7171
    @abigaillafey7171 3 роки тому +184

    Chris' tale of Henricus was ridden by so many little anachronisms and inaccuracies that I was a bit surprised that Tom considered the answer lmao

    • @mytube001
      @mytube001 2 роки тому +45

      Primarily the name! "Henric" is a Germanic name that wouldn't take on that general form until about a thousand years after the time Chris set his Henricus in. It didn't even exist as a name at the time of Ancient Rome. It surprised me that Tom, with his background in linguistics (although perhaps little or no historical linguistics), didn't pick up on that. I would've ruled Chris out as soon as he'd said "Ancient Roman".

    • @soumajitsen1395
      @soumajitsen1395 Рік тому +33

      I got that it was wrong when Chris said it was in Caesar-era Rome and then said Henricus was born in early ADs - Caesar literally died in 44 BC.

    • @sourcererseven3858
      @sourcererseven3858 Рік тому +10

      @@soumajitsen1395 to be fair, when pressed to name an emperor "right around birth of Christ" I would probably default to Caesar as well, even though I know he was in power closer to 50BC (which is when the Asterix comics are set 😬). What are a couple decades at these time scales? And if you restrict "caesar-era" to his actual years of rule, that's only two years... Not really an era. Whereas he has had such an influence that you can easily count a couple decades after his death as part of his era.
      I'm just making stuff up at this point 😂

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Рік тому +8

      ​@@sourcererseven3858Also, the Judeo-Claudian Dynasty all used the name Caesar (including Tiberius Julius Caesar Augustus, emperor during the crucifixion) and their successors adopting Caesar as a title.

  • @neapettledicoin4853
    @neapettledicoin4853 5 років тому +39

    You need to descale your kettle is the most British thing I've ever heard.

  • @Hacker_lyx
    @Hacker_lyx 5 років тому +37

    I just noticed, that's a very interesting use of a 360 camera. Very nice.

  • @catfish552
    @catfish552 5 років тому +100

    I'm still not sure what's more fun, knowing the answer or guessing along with Tom.

    • @BeCurieUs
      @BeCurieUs 5 років тому +15

      That's the sign of a well constructed game!

    • @Zichqec
      @Zichqec 5 років тому +3

      Watch it twice through, have your cake and eat it too

  • @infrabread
    @infrabread 5 років тому +276

    I would buy the biography of Henricus whateverhisnamehas.

  • @rolfs2165
    @rolfs2165 5 років тому +204

    I called bullshit on Chris' Henricus story when he said "Caesar-era" and "around the birth of Christ". Because those two things are about fifty years apart.

    • @Sarexicus
      @Sarexicus 5 років тому +38

      Depends on how long it took for him to get to Rome 🤔

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому +31

      @@Sarexicus Leaves after Julius sacked his village as a kid, finally gets his mob to Rome as an old man, hears about this newfangled Christ guy and decides to start a cult instead.
      ...Never mind that Christianity wouldn't start to catch on until a couple centuries after Caesar. There were plenty of other Messianic cults kicking around the Jewish community, Christianity is just the only one which caught on among the Gentiles.

    • @historymysteries4134
      @historymysteries4134 4 роки тому +4

      Unfortunately, that would be 50s BC to 30s AD, at the very least.

    • @BluePhoenix10
      @BluePhoenix10 4 роки тому +13

      there where way more Caesars then just one, for example during 14CE to 37CE the roman emperor was Tibirius Caesar.

    • @historymysteries4134
      @historymysteries4134 4 роки тому +10

      @@BluePhoenix10 When people say Caesar, they mean Julius Caesar. Caesar became a surname and later title but on its own, means Julius Caesar.

  • @TOJPFC
    @TOJPFC 5 років тому +51

    Starring Chris Joel, Matt Gray, Gary Brannan, Tom Scott and that god awful cushion...

  • @EANTYcrown
    @EANTYcrown 5 років тому +75

    Henricus tale needs to be a miniseries, The drunk Messiah or something like that

  • @kurotoruk
    @kurotoruk 5 років тому +213

    I’m a tiny bit disappointed that Gary’s “muffled noise” didn’t actually get subtitled.
    A subtitle of what he (at least sounded like) said, would’ve made for a neat little bit of hidden detail.

    • @JohnSmith-dt1tw
      @JohnSmith-dt1tw 5 років тому +28

      From the Park Bench episode on subtitles that kinda goes against their philosophy towards subtitling.

    • @kurotoruk
      @kurotoruk 5 років тому +4

      @@JohnSmith-dt1tw I mean, censored, of course. But now I have to go and locate that episode. Back in a moment.
      Edit: Ah.

    • @MarceldeJong
      @MarceldeJong 5 років тому +28

      @@JohnSmith-dt1tw soob tee tlay?

    • @JohnSmith-dt1tw
      @JohnSmith-dt1tw 5 років тому +28

      @@MarceldeJong SOOBTITLAY!

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer 5 років тому +5

      sod off isn't such a bad swear, is it?

  • @AJCham
    @AJCham 5 років тому +32

    I think the giveaway for Chris on the last one was him being more vague (saying Netherlands rather than specifying Scheveningen, leaving out details like the Lotte Eisner review) and acting uncertain (second guessing the Baron's rank, who had the American friend, and the full title of The Blue Angel). As exemplified by the previous round, Chris is ultra-detailed when he's bullshitting, so the sudden reversal was suspicious!
    Love this format though, and hope you guys make a longer series for the next run! (I'm also thinking of suggesting this game to my friends as part of our next tabletop and video game get-together).

  • @snowfloofcathug
    @snowfloofcathug 5 років тому +53

    That last one was brilliant, they all sounded so plausible

  • @pintpullinggeek
    @pintpullinggeek 5 років тому +78

    Keep those fingers crossed Chris, it hasn't happened yet.

    • @jcxz983
      @jcxz983 3 роки тому +1

      That aged well....

  • @cameronsteel6147
    @cameronsteel6147 5 років тому +73

    “That’ll be out of date by the time it goes out” released on the day the election was proposed

    • @mosh317
      @mosh317 4 роки тому +3

      And after all that, still topical today

  • @NorbiPeti
    @NorbiPeti 5 років тому +33

    - I believe you. Am I right?
    - Yes.
    - Oh.
    - Wow!
    - Hmm.

  • @TemporalZack
    @TemporalZack Рік тому +12

    5 seconds into Chris' story, I already don't believe his story to be true, but damn I want more of it.

  • @Omni315
    @Omni315 5 років тому +16

    "I haven't been keeping track of the scores and you shouldn't either. Byee!"
    There's your outro!

    • @aronsztojka6034
      @aronsztojka6034 3 роки тому

      No, just saying "We still don't have an outro" and cutting it is perfect

  • @3Midlo
    @3Midlo 3 роки тому +8

    Henricus coming up threw me for a loop, being a stone's throw from the county and having been to the park

  • @cory1845
    @cory1845 5 років тому +73

    Hopefuly time for another video where Tom strikes off the correct answer within two seconds

  • @tasuku-koike
    @tasuku-koike 5 років тому +13

    I love how they've got better at telling their stories. Tom spends most of the time confused, even with Gary's line! I can't wait to watch the next run!

  • @jonathanfaber3291
    @jonathanfaber3291 5 років тому +34

    "Bolt-Action Love" is a Prog rock single relesed by Suddenly Irradiated Chicken
    also Train lovers manual is like The loveboat?

    • @ScarabKovaire
      @ScarabKovaire 4 роки тому

      I kinda want that to be a song now.

    • @twojuiceman
      @twojuiceman 3 роки тому +3

      Coming up next it's "Behind the Flap" by The Furious Strumpets

  • @BThings
    @BThings 5 років тому +15

    I love this show. It has my favorite Gary Brannan in it!

  • @jneal4154
    @jneal4154 5 років тому +27

    Just FYI, it's pronounced "Hen-r-EYE-co" County in modern pronunciation. It's also the county for the capital of Virginia, Richmond.
    The Powhatan Native Americans (Pocohantas' father was Chief Powhatan) were located slightly to the West of there.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +3

      Do you have it in IPA?

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 2 роки тому +1

      @@Liggliluff Wikipedia gives me /hɛnˈraɪkoʊ/.

    • @shartsmcginty8056
      @shartsmcginty8056 2 місяці тому

      And not too far from there is Colonial Williamsburg, an open air living museum, which is in fact "a bit like Beamish."

  • @TheEternalPeanut
    @TheEternalPeanut 5 років тому +9

    i can't wait for next year when this comes back and they've forgotten almost everything about lying. this was hilarious to follow, and def getting recommended to friends!

  • @zacksstuff
    @zacksstuff 5 років тому +56

    I was listening on my phone through the speaker and apparently "Henricus" sounds enough like "Okay Google" to trigger the voice search.

    • @morrigan191
      @morrigan191 5 років тому +3

      They've triggered Alexa more than once this season 😆

  • @4eyesinthecorner399
    @4eyesinthecorner399 3 роки тому +6

    It is now 3:00am and I am midway through bingeing the entire series - absolutely loving it so far

  • @Rainbow_Atlas
    @Rainbow_Atlas 5 років тому +29

    All the time chris talked, I couldn't really listen, I just watched his beard wiggle

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +2

      His eyes are further up, thank you very much

  • @neruneri
    @neruneri Рік тому +3

    Chris won the true moral and spiritual victory this game with the story of Henricus the Drunk. That would be an incredible Black Comedy movie.

  • @ingridplata2411
    @ingridplata2411 2 місяці тому +1

    The way Chris tells stories gives "Randy presents the life and times of Ernest Hemingway" vibes

  • @Henry-cw2lw
    @Henry-cw2lw 5 років тому +6

    “Congratulations to ... you win a chicken shop owned by John Doe’s grandma. It’s Nan Doe’s Nando’s”

  • @niels1917
    @niels1917 2 місяці тому +1

    2 things to say:
    -This is Chris on the highest level
    -Chris needs his own show, just him telling bedtime stories

  • @sinom
    @sinom 5 років тому +29

    When I actually randomly have heard about that film...

  • @davekirwin
    @davekirwin 5 років тому +6

    I have found the whole of the Technical Difficulties most entertaining. I love the way you guys all work together and the splendid made-up rubbish that makes it worth watching. That and the way you make each other laugh and that make us laugh too. A worthy companion to Citation Needed.

  • @CalvinLiangTheGeek
    @CalvinLiangTheGeek 5 років тому +17

    I just realized this is like Would I Lie to You with Wikipedia

    • @mrmimeisfunny
      @mrmimeisfunny 5 років тому +2

      I was thinking Jackbox Games' Fibbage

  • @gunnaryoung
    @gunnaryoung 5 років тому +25

    Chris should create a cult of personality around him and his story of Henricus.

  • @RoyalParsley
    @RoyalParsley 5 років тому +23

    And now to go into hibernation until the next series.

  • @GoErikTheRed
    @GoErikTheRed 5 років тому +12

    Now I kinda want Chris to have his own videos where it's two truths and a lie (or vice versa), but about relatively unknown historical figures

  • @DosGamerMan
    @DosGamerMan Рік тому +3

    Never drink the last bit of tea from the mug if you are not responsible for the kettle.

  • @RayLiehm
    @RayLiehm 2 роки тому +1

    Having watched a few of these in a row recently, whenever Chris starts telling a flamboyant, narrative-style story, it's an almost dead giveaway that he's lying.

  • @herowin3825
    @herowin3825 4 роки тому +11

    Gary: "A horse"
    Tom: "Ok"
    Chris: "A film"
    Tom: "Ok"
    Gary: "You twat"

  • @alexsteventon534
    @alexsteventon534 5 років тому +63

    I am such a nerd for watching these nerds.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 5 років тому +3

      We are all nerds on this blessed day

  • @robertwilloughby8050
    @robertwilloughby8050 3 роки тому +7

    With the Grand National lore in this episode, I will point you to Moiffa. Moiffa was the winner of the 1904 Grand National, and was a huge, grumpy brute of a horse. And it had survived a shipwreck on the way to the UK (the horse was South African). I'm not joking nor jesting, the horse survived a shipwreck.

  • @elkudos6262
    @elkudos6262 5 років тому +35

    3:03 Is that Asterix et Obelix a la Life of Brian?

    • @theleva7
      @theleva7 5 років тому +5

      Asterix et Obelix by Monty Python? Who's playing who?

    • @elkudos6262
      @elkudos6262 5 років тому +4

      Joaquin Phoenix. Everybody.
      Henricus got delirium tremens, you see...

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому

      I mean, Brian was the polar opposite of Henricus, so not really.

  • @MarkusAldawn
    @MarkusAldawn 4 роки тому +5

    "Boris will feed me to the lions"
    Nope, still relevant.

  • @otterwingate7581
    @otterwingate7581 5 років тому +29

    "Yes"
    "Oh"
    "Wow"
    "Hmmm"
    Just the way they said it just made me laugh

  • @hackersunited2000
    @hackersunited2000 5 років тому +8

    I'm actually from Henrico County, VA! Kind of ashamed I knew less than half of what Matt said about its history, though it was kind of funny to hear TechDif's attempts at pronouncing Henrico correctly ;)

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering Рік тому +2

    I'm from Chesterfield, and in fact I can see the spire from where I'm currently stood. Woo!

  • @treksez
    @treksez 5 років тому +8

    There are two types of people, those that google the article during the episode and those that don't

  • @hehehepssst
    @hehehepssst 3 роки тому +4

    Weirdly, even after rewatching several times, I forget which one is correct for most of them, unless l knew some facts before watching. They are all so convincing.

  • @sourcererseven3858
    @sourcererseven3858 3 роки тому +9

    Oh wow, I just checked the German version of the "Engagement Period" article, and it's a really long description of this story about a womanizer who falls in love with the fiance of his best friend (who had saved him from being killed by angry husbands twice in the past) and when said best friend wrongly assumes that the womanizer is getting it on with his fiance - they had fallen in love on the train-ride to the location and were now discussing whether and how to break it to the husband-to-be that she had actually been forced to agree to marry him, when he entered the room and they suspiciously tried to hide her - the husband-to-be accidentally shoots his womanizing friend, who takes the gun and stages a suicide to save his friend from prosecution.
    In contrast, Chris quoted the entirety of the english article, it really is that short. Should have learned German Chris, then you would've had a story worthy of Henrikus!
    And I'm genuinely impressed how much story they managed to get into a silent comedy film! I barely scratched the surface here.

  • @noahclements6824
    @noahclements6824 5 років тому +8

    I live in Henrico county in Virginia and have never heard about that settlement. Weird place to learn about something so close to home. (It's prounced hen-rye-ko btw)

  • @ivan0idea
    @ivan0idea 5 років тому +23

    ‘Dangers of the’ Google autofill 2nd suggestion ‘the engagement period’

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому +14

      Terry Google: "I wonder why so many people are searching for that old movie today."

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... 4 роки тому

      Dangers of the the engangement period.
      Google is clearly smart

  • @Lizlodude
    @Lizlodude Рік тому +1

    The best part of these is there are so many great stories that even rewatching them, half the time I don't remember which one was real.
    Also, TIL the Prelinger Archive is a thing. Neat.

  • @GabeMillerMusic
    @GabeMillerMusic 5 років тому +3

    Any day there's a new TechDiff upload is a good day, especially with an episode this good.

  • @arrowinmygluteusmaximus
    @arrowinmygluteusmaximus 5 років тому +33

    How much time do you guys have to make up stuff about the other wikipedia articles?
    Do you only know of them at the moment Tom picks one from the pile or can you peek at all the cards before?

    • @mattandtom
      @mattandtom  5 років тому +60

      We have ~5/10 mins to find and read up on our own article, then if Tom picks a different one we find out at that point and start bulshitting fast. -Matt

    • @Alex-rw9nn
      @Alex-rw9nn 3 роки тому +3

      What’s a scaly kettle?

    • @simeondermaats
      @simeondermaats 3 роки тому +8

      @@Alex-rw9nn In short, tap water often contains some calcium which can get deposited on the inside of a kettle, leaving chunks of calcium in water and subsequent tea.

  • @mchagnon7
    @mchagnon7 3 роки тому +4

    Lying to Tom Scott looks like the most fun thing I can think of.

  • @MrsRen
    @MrsRen 5 років тому +29

    Henrico County is pronounced with a long I, for the record

    • @noahclements6824
      @noahclements6824 5 років тому +8

      I'm from there and found their pronunciation attempt funny.

    • @ScarabKovaire
      @ScarabKovaire 5 років тому +11

      To be fair, Virginia place pronunciations are weird and I live there.

    • @janani1826
      @janani1826 4 роки тому

      A long I made me think high pitched...

    • @jonasblum
      @jonasblum 4 роки тому

      Literally drove me crazy that whole video

    • @pgre
      @pgre 4 роки тому

      Henriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiico county

  • @nacoran
    @nacoran 4 роки тому +8

    "I'm fully toilet trained..." Lying right out of the gate.

  • @aprilkoyyen7720
    @aprilkoyyen7720 5 років тому +3

    Thanks y'all. Loved this season. I kinda miss the GoPro octipus, tho a 360 camera must make stuff much easier. Looking forward to next year!

  • @DuncanEllis
    @DuncanEllis 5 років тому +3

    that was excellent.
    And thank you for reminding me of why I don't mis the SE of England with the scaly kettle.

  • @benjiwilson26
    @benjiwilson26 2 роки тому +1

    Just now showing up to this years later. Henrico county resident, and grew up in chesterfield. I felt seen.

  • @cheetahman515
    @cheetahman515 2 роки тому +3

    10:25 You can just tell that Gary said "MMPH F*ck off" through the mouthful of tea (or whatever drink was in that mug).

    • @charlessandison5740
      @charlessandison5740 Рік тому +3

      Tea, they're british, it's tea

    • @cheetahman515
      @cheetahman515 Рік тому +1

      @@charlessandison5740 It could have been water, you never know...
      I know its tea, as either before or after they complained about the scaly kettle, or as Gary puts it, "KETTLE!"

    • @charlessandison5740
      @charlessandison5740 Рік тому +2

      @Cheetah Man What kind of a psychopath boils a kettle and drink hot water, you boil a kettle to make coffee or tea

  • @ColinHuth
    @ColinHuth 5 років тому +2

    As the season wraps, it’s truly incredible we found a format as good as Citation Needed... that said, I miss the “everything is going horribly wrong” aspect of all the experimental runs.

  • @j.k.wheeler4899
    @j.k.wheeler4899 3 роки тому +3

    If you ever make TOTPAL shirts, "Tom, that's the game" would have to be the slogan.

  • @venus_de_lmao
    @venus_de_lmao 7 місяців тому +1

    I'd love to see a supercut compilation of all of Gary's introductions.

  • @aryst0krat
    @aryst0krat 5 років тому +22

    I don't know what they were all so surprised for, Chris was clearly *telling a story*. It was believable but sounded nothing like an article.
    What surprised me was Matt! He said 'Henrico' instead of 'Henricus' and I thought rather than being a third version of 'Henricopolis' he'd just messed it up.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 5 років тому +2

      aryst0krat
      “Henrico” is modern Spanish/Italian rather than ancient Latin

    • @aryst0krat
      @aryst0krat 5 років тому +1

      @@ragnkja That makes perfect sense! Thanks!

  • @diynevala
    @diynevala 2 місяці тому +1

    I want a new format called "these four people are your Role Playing Game Masters".

  • @randomgamerz360
    @randomgamerz360 4 роки тому +11

    It's been over a YEAR since the last Park Bench - I know you're very busy and probably to busy to read this, but I'd love to just see one new park bench. It's been an age and I think we'd all love it ( even if it's just one)

  • @GNUGradyn
    @GNUGradyn Рік тому +2

    chrises Henricus story was the greatest improv story ive ever heard

  • @WolfOfLegend
    @WolfOfLegend 4 роки тому +8

    Running scores. Spoilers, obviously
    "I haven't been keeping scores and you shouldn't have either" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    *Episode Scores:*
    Chris: 0
    Garry: 1
    Matt: 1
    Tom: 1
    *Season Scores:*
    Chris: 3
    Garry: 2
    Matt: 3
    Tom: 5
    *Total Scores:*
    Chris:
    5
    Garry:
    3
    Matt:
    6
    Tom:
    8

  • @ErinJayEldridge
    @ErinJayEldridge 5 років тому +2

    I only just noticed that the camera setup is a single 360-degree camera. You're doing lovely work with it.

  • @cleve741
    @cleve741 4 роки тому +27

    The second matt starting recounting accurate details of america was the moment we should have all realised he was telling the truth.

  • @devine9018
    @devine9018 3 роки тому +2

    "Boris is going to feed me to the lions" "that'll be out of date by the time that goes out" yeah... about that...