The Joke that I always made my clients laugh is Traffic Light in Phnom Penh City, Cambodia. You already know the meaning of the traffic light right? Green mean Go Yellow mean Go slow or becarful and Red mean Stop. But in this City they are always Green mean go Yellow mean Go faster because it is almost red and Red just stop, Turn Left and then Turn Right, No traffic and No police OK go!!!!!!!!!!! There was a boy!! He saw the red light then he stopped, He turn left and right no traffic then he go!! A policeman came out and stopped him. Police "Did you see the red light?" Boy"Yes I saw it." Police"Why you keep comming?" then I asked my clients DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BOY SAID? Boy"Because I didn't see you".......... Then everyone laugh!!
I work as a guide doing polar bear tours, and one of our props is an actual piece of polar bear fur about 20cms around. It's uncanny how it resembles the hair style and colour of certain American and British political leaders. Impressions are discouraged in case of fanatical guests from the US, but suggesting it's the source for their hair pieces gets a few good chuckles. Also: "Ladies and gentlemen, you came on this tour to see polar bears, but if you talk to me before my morning coffee, you're going to encounter a bi-polar bear!🤣
Kelsey is so adorable. Thank you for the great info, but I think you are really just hypnotizing us with those blues. Seriously, your video's are really helping me in my guide career. I just have to not look at you and just listen. LOL
Very useful tips indeed! I am studying to become a certified tour guide in Västerås Cathedral. With three stars in Guide Michelin, we get a lot of visitors from around the world and with its 1000 year heritage the place is incredibly rich in good and funny stories, short and long, about history, religion, art, politics and more. But how does one incorporate humour when guiding in a sacred place? Many decorum issues to consider! Does Kelsey or any of the wise commenters have any experiences to share?
What I do, when I play the tour guide role, is I make my 'tourists' smoke a lot of weed before we go out on an adventure. It works all the time, they even laugh without jokes or by themselves. Its funny and its fun! 😂😁😊
I have a different twist on that: What I do, when I play the tour guide role, is I smoke a lot of weed before we go out on an adventure. It works all the time, I laugh without jokes or by myself. Its funny and its fun....for me!
I am azam from India, I want to become a tour guide and I know four language, hindi Urdu English Arabic what can I do, please contact me at WhatsApp number +91 8081887516
my jokes are about how dangerous could be an explotion visiting the top of an active volcano in nicaragua. best time to let them know is when we reach the top.hahha
Hey. I have one .. "I came to Colombia and I said I am an actor, and they believed me, so I was on Netflix for a while, but then they realized I am not an actor so I had to come to Lima and become a tour guide here"!
Hi, I just started to become an adventure tour guide in Cambodia with VANA TRAVEL nearly 2 years, so could I get any recommendation to get a good or professional adventure tour guide? thanks in advance for sharing with me.
I'm sorry. Indonesia has a lot beauty spot place to explore with. Bali lead tourism industry in Indonesia and other place from sabang till merauke growing together with it. I was ready to accompany with you to visit my country. 💓💗💖💗💓
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The Joke that I always made my clients laugh is Traffic Light in Phnom Penh City, Cambodia.
You already know the meaning of the traffic light right?
Green mean Go
Yellow mean Go slow or becarful
and Red mean Stop.
But in this City they are always
Green mean go
Yellow mean Go faster because it is almost red
and Red just stop, Turn Left and then Turn Right, No traffic and No police OK go!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a boy!! He saw the red light then he stopped, He turn left and right no traffic then he go!!
A policeman came out and stopped him.
Police "Did you see the red light?"
Boy"Yes I saw it."
Police"Why you keep comming?"
then I asked my clients DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BOY SAID?
Boy"Because I didn't see you"..........
Then everyone laugh!!
this collection of kelsey tonner "lead amazing tours" are very informative and has improved my ability to produce better tours.
well done! I will try and get better w/ my humor on tour
This was very well done, thank you! My tour company requires us to be funny, but we do write our own jokes.
I work as a guide doing polar bear tours, and one of our props is an actual piece of polar bear fur about 20cms around. It's uncanny how it resembles the hair style and colour of certain American and British political leaders. Impressions are discouraged in case of fanatical guests from the US, but suggesting it's the source for their hair pieces gets a few good chuckles.
Also: "Ladies and gentlemen, you came on this tour to see polar bears, but if you talk to me before my morning coffee, you're going to encounter a bi-polar bear!🤣
Thany you so much . your knowledge is so good . I try to my best. I am from Uzbekistan.😊
Hi
I am also Tourist guide in Myanmar
Thanks for sharing your knowledges
nice tips man thanks ill use them in my next tour!
Kelsey is so adorable. Thank you for the great info, but I think you are really just hypnotizing us with those blues. Seriously, your video's are really helping me in my guide career. I just have to not look at you and just listen. LOL
I am azam from India, I want become a tour guide, I know four language well, hindi Urdu English Arabic, what can I do
Your accent is very understandable, even at fast speed! I wish all English speakers would speak like you...
Love your eyes!
Very useful tips indeed! I am studying to become a certified tour guide in Västerås Cathedral. With three stars in Guide Michelin, we get a lot of visitors from around the world and with its 1000 year heritage the place is incredibly rich in good and funny stories, short and long, about history, religion, art, politics and more. But how does one incorporate humour when guiding in a sacred place? Many decorum issues to consider! Does Kelsey or any of the wise commenters have any experiences to share?
What I do, when I play the tour guide role, is I make my 'tourists' smoke a lot of weed before we go out on an adventure. It works all the time, they even laugh without jokes or by themselves. Its funny and its fun! 😂😁😊
I have a different twist on that:
What I do, when I play the tour guide role, is I smoke a lot of weed before we go out on an adventure. It works all the time, I laugh without jokes or by myself. Its funny and its fun....for me!
i am a tour guide and there are very intersting videos !! so usfule!!
I am azam from India, I want to become a tour guide and I know four language, hindi Urdu English Arabic what can I do, please contact me at WhatsApp number +91 8081887516
Thanks for sharing your knowledge but in my opinion I think it is very difficult to guide you since your a master
my jokes are about how dangerous could be an explotion visiting the top of an active volcano in nicaragua. best time to let them know is when we reach the top.hahha
I like your video.. Nice video.👌. I'm preparing of tour guide so can you explain me. How are the first step keep in tour guide.... 👌
Hola, do you anything about giving information for a tour? Gracias
Hey. I have one .. "I came to Colombia and I said I am an actor, and they believed me, so I was on Netflix for a while, but then they realized I am not an actor so I had to come to Lima and become a tour guide here"!
I am azam from India, I want to become a tour guide, I know four language, hindi, Urdu, English and Arabic
jokes are different in every place.
Pedro toMCat true...
Hi, I just started to become an adventure tour guide in Cambodia with VANA TRAVEL nearly 2 years, so could I get any recommendation to get a good or professional adventure tour guide? thanks in advance for sharing with me.
how?? i wanna that it. by i am from indonesia. and i know where place so beautiful here.
Is good
Nice
How to be a funny tour guide and How to give a funny tour?
I'm sorry. Indonesia has a lot beauty spot place to explore with. Bali lead tourism industry in Indonesia and other place from sabang till merauke growing together with it. I was ready to accompany with you to visit my country. 💓💗💖💗💓
Amezing
You can’t teach funny. It’s a trait more than a skill
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turn off music please
hmmmm interesting!! :-)
Thanks Lennie! Are you a guide?
Nice to meet you all
I am from Myanmar country.
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I'm trying to listen to him but those bright blue eyes keep distracting me. Is it just me or.......?
hi, i found Bill's style of touring very irritating. Not fun.