Nah, women are statistically more likely to ignore looks compared to men by A LOT. I assume an Internet dwelling female would be even more likely to ignore looks by default. Assuming the guy's hygiene is proper, bonus points if the guys don't appear homeless.
Call me a simp but what an absolute lucky human being! Imagine? Being in the presence of a very gorgeous human being like Charlie? Damn, I'm so jealous.
@@ephemerisone74 Elon Musk has jack shit compared to Bill who literally impacted almost every business I know. They all use windows computers, even till systems in supermarkets.
At some point Charlie will have a child, and his classmates will know him to be the kid who's dad has a premium collection of sex toys, including, but not limited to, 2 Moby Huges.
She’s rlly not, she’s in character a lot of the time and a lot of what she’s says is very clever and plays into her marketing strategy lol. But I don’t knock her for that
well it’s a mutually beneficial relationship, the simps obviously know what they’re doing and so does Belle so it’s understandable she’d have no issue talking about it
I mean, it's certainly _possible_ she's telling the truth. She's definitely also being strategic, but she could be sincere. She just mentioned one guy. It's not wildly unlikely that she got to know one guy and liked who he was as a person. The actual simp mentality is thinking that one guy means you have a meaningful chance. Also, it's pretty established that women are not generally as concerned about looks in a potential partner. At the very least, they have a much broader definition of what is attractive.
@Trinket Mage I was going to say, “Why’s that?” to your first comment. Then I realized you had two comments, and that could be confusing. But then I realized both comments warrant that response.
Honestly, she gets bonus points for being so poise. I was scared she was gonna put on some super Anime persona but nah, she sounds like a smart actress who just runs a slightly weird adult show.
In 200 years people will be touring "The Delphine House". And there will be guns, teddy bears, dildos, and other random shit on the walls. This is history in the making, folks.
Belle made a 10,000 IQ move when she said she finds unattractive people hot, she knows the simps are getting excited over her saying that. It's also in a way, a roast lol
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
but that's the thing even if you earned and saved $1,000,000 per year it would take you 193,000 ($193b mentioned in this video) years to get to jeff bezos wealth
@@Shanaoh Hmmm... maybe, Idk. But yeah, the other person is right. The way she speaks, she definitely was born in, or at least, lives in the UK for quite a long time. Ok, so I went on Google and apparently she was both in South Africa and moved to the UK Idk how long long ago.
"I've never been the type to go for stereotypicaly attractive people". All the guys shuffle thinking about how they can win her heart with their fridge cleaning abilities.
@@thundercracker07 I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills, and I have donated over 10000$ to Queens.
Holy shit, Belle Delphine in a podcast with the Hunger Games super star, music composer, chess world champion, owner of the most unique CD, card collector, porn film director, Karen specialist, experienced writer, film critic, videogame critic and voice actor Cr1tikal?!?!?!?!
Actually its not super true, you could definitly cause good damage with keys if you know how by using them as a knuckler and is reccomended by some self defense courses.
Belle Delphine: "I'm not into attractive or popular guys." Simp: *tips fedora as he looks into the mirror. Clears his throat as his voice cracks, "m'lady"
@@lukas753331 ain't charisma just a description for socially adept people? Even if it's fake they are charismatic enough to decieve others in that direction.
"Says she want funny > attractive" "Says she like unattractive guys" "Says she liked computer science guys" She just collected the infinite stones of infinite donation
I'm imagining this was recorded a little while ago, prior to that video. Some of their vague election related comments seemed to date this as from a few weeks back. I could be wrong.
@Your Mom's Chest Hair he talks about weird topics and sort of looks uncomfortable sometimes, whether he is is arguable but its him taking it to the extreme where it looks absolutley confident
Friday 13th November 2020 Belle Delphine is a counter-point to Charlie - the arising star of the Chad humans in the guise of the outsider; ...The human slice of fantastic fruit has beyond and before it's ripening a murder rampage of debris on a circular scale of repeat is this an evolution? From the barbarism of the last 200 years we are led to this point... These emancipations from the actuality (i.e duty, tradition, cultural imposition) to the simulation of such aspects are ever more apparent in this era; Sex toys versus the reproductive utility, the creation of a narrative; of a new and liberated format of human conduct - this is the radio universe that will propose both the nightmare and dreams; Belle expounds not with one iota of cynacism the concept of the niche The market grabbers targeting with the honed skill of a sharp shoot sniper ; "what do you simp for tiny coonsumer?" , now that is both a comical look in, while an insult, this is a valid template for a life - is Charlie the most real of real? He is the voice that we all want to embody - ah - he put into words what we are all thinking or what we SHOULD be thinking... Onlyfans to subvert the commodification of the human body concept create onlyfans profiles based on reciting the Koran while listening to smooth jazz What are we experiencing upon this podcast? Like many here in the comment section have memed with decent style Charlie as a Jesus archetype and Belle as a Mary Magdalene. Indeed a Madonna/Whore complex juxtaposed with the prideful ego of Moistcritical with his artful vocal musings and his sermon of Truth potential that he only casually uses. Both are riding their own personal tigers, it is unwise for auidence to expect certain things from them - how dare we judge those who we can barely touch? Do they judge us in our average normality? Or do they in their interpretation and act of life give our own lives a gift? Belle Delphine is a counter-point to Charlie - the arising star of the Chad humans in the guise of the outsider; Such personas are a driving engine of climbing the ladder of selling and buying into the market-place. Take this podcast it fill in the silence with a social situation that most will never interact with, this is it's own form of false engagement. Or is it like anything else that has occured before it's time - the death of the middle man, the death of the organised religion of the AD man - a direct connection to the mega mind of our each individual idol of worship or fandom. "Let me clean my fridge for you"... Belle is to be congratulated on her ascendency. She appears to be a breath-takingly down to eath person engaging with a very weird world - or a very niche world - the young-up-and-commers are the masters of the niche, then it maybe that the fans of the niche are a slave to the sub-culture of the niche.even this title Belle Delphine Explains Everything "Be a good friend, be in the moment, know when to put that phone down" - a philosopher for the post-modern epoch a manifestion of Athena - a poised dynamic of the perverse and the pure and saintly - it must demand us all to be kind - no matter what occupation we take upon our weary and willing shoulders. Now is this a good thing? Perhaps it cannot be so simply seen as either good or bad. Belle has the moral compass to refund the money of the obsessive fan, which raises the question. On this possibly endless novelty filled landscape where is the line between fun and harm? Such access to a vast variety of humans - it is simple math that such an unfiltered auidence has obvious complications. In the extremes of the bread and circus the counter-point has to be compassion, the skill of humility, restraint and kindness. If humans have no envy, no lust, no greed, no raging wrath of desire, can they have simple moderated hungers for sensible hendonistic activities? Pink Alien Hijack ...It is another rainy night in the out-skirt toon of Kennishead. Tower-block shock, 11 floors up. Gazing out with dull sunk daydream eyes, waiting on a reply. A response. A notification - that someone out there on the has a notion about what I say, I think, I feel. Work starts in 3 hours. Jack groaned as he swallowed his pre-commute Whiskey shot. The car rustled and rumbled along the shakey shadey early morning road. The window-wiper pierced the slosh of rain torrents. A light crashed into the air high above. It vanished. Jack noticed that the engine dropped dead. Jack cried in slow slobbering gasps, he muttered that he hated himself, that he was a piece of useless shit and that he wanted to die, he forced a laugh, glimpsing smoke gather at the front of his banged up banger. A glow, a pink haired pixie glow shone infront of his eyes "I will 3D print the retarded conspiracy man who is a good buddy of the Elk meat higher species of the bald race, the gleaming philosophers stoner shall guide you - here" Suddenly the Car became a ghost car, Jack became a Ghost man "You have been choosen to be the temporal martyr, you can travel along the Lazagar and return to realto with a mere thot". The pink fuzzy glow was gone. The rain had halted. The Car was still smoking. Jack was puzzled, he shrugged and sat back inside the car. He put the keys in the ignition and smiled "what the heck, I am the ghost in the machine" - And so he was - charging through the solid matter of the material 3D plane - he knew where his destiney now lay... Next Week Jack and the Fort Knox Bible Child
I have mad respect for Belle Delphine, not because of her looks or her simp army, but for just how Shrewd of a business woman she is. I think successfully selling Dirty water at a 3000% markup should sum up how smart she is.
Or it may just expose how disturbingly sad and desperate some guys can be on the internet... “A new contestant enters the arena ready to sacrifice everything for a chance to claim the trophy. He straps on his headphone helmet and draws his weapon from its leather sheath which was previously hidden from sight behind him. Shards of light dance as he reveals the weapon to his target. The warriors name is engraved in gold letters in one corner of the blade. The word “VISA” etched on the opposite side. The fighter stalks his prey for a moment then decides it is time to strike. He drops to his knees and gives the beast as much as he could but the monster appears completely unaffected by his efforts. He winces then looks down at the ground that is drenched with his bodily fluid. He takes one last look at the witch and says “This is far from over. I shall return tomorrow and make you mine”.
@@artemtsarevskiy2785 "Alphas" You know you found either someone making a joke, or peak fucking stupid when such a dumb term is thrown around. Fragile masculinity is a hell of a drug.
@@artemtsarevskiy2785 Realization derived out of incorrect observations that were later denied by the very researcher that coined the term once he realized he was terribly wrong? Feeling superior off of the results of faulty research on a non-human species sounds pretty insecure.
A few podcasts I listen to have featured belle delphine now, and this is the one where she seems most comfortable and seems to be enjoying herself most. Probably because you arent asking intrusive questions the entire time. Not even a fan of her but Good on you guys 👏
each and every one of belle delphines simps when she says she isn't really into handsome or popular guys: * jaw drops to floor*, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Personality?? Do u mean when she was giggling like a Japanese schoolgirl?? Yeah, very charismatic, she totally doesn’t have a one wave brain. She’s smart when it comes to self image I agree with that
I’m in love, that beautiful hair, that cute smile... Man Charlie makes my heart miss a beat.
Lol
Truly
Holup wayment
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie
i sit in bed everyday thinking to myself, charlie, you beautiful man
Belle saying she fell for one of her fans is A tactical Business move
Oh shit, you’re right
@Jenfletcher56 no
A good business move mind you. 😂
Holy...
Now shes gonna get more simps, which means more onlyfans donations
Wow, Belle Delphine is very lucky to get on the podcast with a critically acclaimed Hunger Games star.
Have you seen the trailer for his latest film? Award season has his name all over it
I finally realized she's not verified
HAHAHAHA
Charlie is indeed the only critically acclaimed thing about hunger games
@@rameirasocial9531 he was the highlight of the film. Wouldn’t have been the same without his brilliant acting experience
Bell Delphine could just say that a clean world is her kink and all the simp's would start cleaning the earth
That would be a genius move
everyone liked that
harness the simp power
Too late bro the world's already fucked.
@@ineptspecimen2280 Don't underestimate the power of twitter simps
Her saying she's attracted to unattractive men is also an tactical business move
Nah, women are statistically more likely to ignore looks compared to men by A LOT. I assume an Internet dwelling female would be even more likely to ignore looks by default. Assuming the guy's hygiene is proper, bonus points if the guys don't appear homeless.
@@lil_puddin based off what
@@lil_puddin I too would like to know were your getting your numbers
@ThatBoi69 this the type of dude to be buying her content lmfao
@@jchere5735 based on cock
She likes ugly guys? Guess Charlie is out the picture
Damn.
That hit.... Hard? Seriously Idk how should he react to that 🤣
he has a girlfriend
That dude in the top left is even more out if the picture
faccckkks dude
She was too nervous to talk to Charlie because she knows she doesn’t have a hunger games Oscar award
Ayy, bruh, I saw you in a different vid, just saying hi!
That pfp of Charlie is so cute and wholesome
That is a bruh moment
@@kingmankingboy8743 thanks for the banger
Bruh Moment was stolen from me
This was the ultimate non simping challenge and only jesus completed it.
I mean can u blame them
lmao
@@g-g43 I see yoy failed too
@Games Broke what're you doing here... back to the shark.
make sense
Belle saying she likes funny guys instead of attractive guys is a pro business gamer move.
Got to keep her incells on the onlyfans
Honestly if I could make that much I would doing the same shit if not worse
Lmfao I love this Reggie Denton Profile pic
never realized that shes a genius
@@bcbbbcvcvcvbcvbcvvcb2803 lmao
@@DaddyCC I would not say shes a genius
lmfao Shes just a girl who found a opportunity.
Call me a simp but what an absolute lucky human being! Imagine? Being in the presence of a very gorgeous human being like Charlie? Damn, I'm so jealous.
Yo fr. Charlie is my hwro
same dude, charlie is love, charlie is life
MoistCritikal H Christ has changed my sexuality
Charlie is too hot for these mortals. :P
@@bulletsunderpressure truly
Beautiful eyes, comforting smile, sexy lips, long luscious hair...
He's perfect for me
You had me in the first half and I stayed for the second half too
Underrated
Bruh I was abouta say lmao
This comment 😂😂
@@mailboy1940 do you have are stupid
Say what you want about Belle, but she goddamn knows how to make business.
Bill Gates did it better.
@@scotchwhisky6094 yeah, truly a pioneer of the sex industry
@@JoicSeth Excuse me w h a t
@@ephemerisone74 Elon Musk has jack shit compared to Bill who literally impacted almost every business I know. They all use windows computers, even till systems in supermarkets.
@@ephemerisone74 Space travel doesn’t affect the average person or business. It’s completely irrelevant and waste of time.
Belle Delphine -
*“I don’t like attractive guys, I like ugly ones”*
All Belle’s simps -
*Allow us to introduce ourselves*
Your pfp kinda matches with your comment.
@@HelloThere-yw2lh lol...😂😂😂
@Hungermantwo thanks I forgot the meme but that was my original thought :)
@@HelloThere-yw2lh indeed
she is a genius....
Belle: I'm not into attractive people, I'm more into funny guys
Simps: *I'm something of a comedian myself*
plot twist: that's who ur trying to be
This watchmojo and here we are covering
Top 10 biggest plot twist
Number 1 :Anthony Arias
Did u mean Sive?
Oh thanks god I'm attractive
r/funnymemes
I just realized I've never actually heard Belle Delphine's voice before this.
Same🤣
Same, idk why I'm even on this video lol
@@ViktorErikFade I was genuinely curious about how she is as a person.
This is my first time hearing her voice
I showed my friend this and he was surprised she had a British accent. He prolly simping in secret. He fancy’s British accents.
belle: i like funny guys
the guys there: "improves the jokes"
simps
would i count as being funny and hilarious?
I LIKE THE PROPERTY
I mean that's kindve the point of a podcast like this is to make the audience laugh though so idk if that proves anything lol
At some point Charlie will have a child, and his classmates will know him to be the kid who's dad has a premium collection of sex toys, including, but not limited to, 2 Moby Huges.
Their show and tells are about to be lit
@@Daily_Meat_Dealer 💀💀
By the time Charlie has kids he will have a minimum of 5 moby huges. He won't just take Belle's moby huge power play lying down.
at the time of writing he does indeed have at least 2 Moby Huges
And the big star from the hunger games
"I'm not a very competitive guy" What about all the speedrunes, world records, sex toys, slapping contests and the chess tournament, Charlie?
Those are just stepping stones for his divine plan!
And not too long ago he made that video about how competitive he was in that go kart race lol.
amateur shit
How would that be competitive, when there never was a competition to match him?
Why bother competing if you know you're at the top?
This looks like a Discord call between Belle and her top donators
You know, the way the cams are set seem weird and remind me of something...
@@Pengquy oh shit...
@@Pengquy What?
@@Pengquy YES I came here just to mention that!
And charlie
To all the people saying she needed to find jesus, she found him
hahahaha
underrated to the max
Jesus found her
This nigga spittin
Gotta warn us when you're gonna say some funny shit
For anyone who ever said she need Jesus, there he is.
Ahaha😂😂😂 you're totally right
Oh my god this needs more likes lmao
This comment made me laugh out loud.
looool
😂
"I'm not a very competitive guy"
Says the man who entered a Twitch Chess tournament
He did it more for shits and giggles he’s not xQc competitive
Yes, for laughs. There is a difference.
It was amateur shit
says the man who wants to beat belle's sex toys collection
Yeah but that's amateur shit compared to sex toy collecting
Belle: I'm not into attractive people, I'm more into funny guys
- this girl is collecting the infinite stones for infinite donation
Belle delphine will never have a huger moby than you
quality
I love you
K
wow
ua-cam.com/video/cB1Nh7xCnUI/v-deo.html
This is the most surreal experience ever, I wasnt even sure if belle was a real person.
Facts lmaoo
She’s rlly not, she’s in character a lot of the time and a lot of what she’s says is very clever and plays into her marketing strategy lol. But I don’t knock her for that
i honestly don’t believe a word she says but she knows exactly what she’s doing
I know right
I’d be less surprised to see a real leprechaun that shits small bags of gold coins and vomits lucky charms
Watch the coldones episode with her
Befriended a sex worker
Jesus ✅
Charlie ✅
Coincidence? I think not.
*omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it .->* ua-cam.com/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/v-deo.html
I usually believe in coincidences but this one does seem sketchy.
Wait now there is a *one giant finger* channel now??!?
@@riskyy2657 really now, who do you think is dum enough to believe that
@@humanbeing1312 he's doing this on every comment
i love how shes consistently open about how she exploits simps for a living but still manages to keep a business going
Well, simps are simps
maybe being an egirl could actually work out lol that idea of a simp factory sounds like an opportunity not to be missed
good for her,that's the simps's decision to spend money.mot her fault
well it’s a mutually beneficial relationship, the simps obviously know what they’re doing and so does Belle so it’s understandable she’d have no issue talking about it
Right at least shes an honest capitalist lol
>Claims to be into unattractive guys
>Claims to have fallen for one of her fans
holy shit she is an actual genius businesswoman
I mean, it's certainly _possible_ she's telling the truth. She's definitely also being strategic, but she could be sincere. She just mentioned one guy. It's not wildly unlikely that she got to know one guy and liked who he was as a person. The actual simp mentality is thinking that one guy means you have a meaningful chance.
Also, it's pretty established that women are not generally as concerned about looks in a potential partner. At the very least, they have a much broader definition of what is attractive.
@@iankellymorris it could be true, but its very unlikely
Or atleast, its true, but she knows how good of a marketing tactic is that
@Trinket Mage not if the guy is fine with it. Why would he stop such a successful business?
@Trinket Mage sounds like a virgin thats never had a real relationship looool
@Trinket Mage I was going to say, “Why’s that?” to your first comment. Then I realized you had two comments, and that could be confusing. But then I realized both comments warrant that response.
Charle: starts opening dilldos on stream instead of Pokémon cards
I pronounced charle in the same way you would pronounce snarl
"oh shit! a moby huge!!! these bad boys go on sale for almost $700"
How do you remember Pokemon when he only opened it one time? Every Video was him Opening Yugioh...
asinloveyunz.link
@@bontilisious fun lil site, but why?
Charlie: Tries to be intimidating.
Belle: British accent intensifies
That was something that really surprised me, cus I didn't know she was Brittish, and I had never heard her voice, so that caught me way of guard.
@@jordii_vv5471 it's a fake accent.. She is actually South African
@@jordii_vv5471 I heard she is actually Russian
@@ogshanx On the h3 podcast she said she moved to britain before she was 10 so she probably has a british accent by now
@@ogshanx she lives in the uk and moved there when she was a child
Regardless of how she makes her money, she seems like a pretty chill person, and also very educated in the ways of trolling the internet
I just realized, I've never heard her speak till now.
*omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it .->* ua-cam.com/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/v-deo.html
She covered that point in h3h3 podcast.
She also sounds completely different from her singing voice in her music videos with senzawa
I thought her voice would be squeaky and annoying.
@@buniboi2163 so just like you expected?
Honestly, she gets bonus points for being so poise. I was scared she was gonna put on some super Anime persona but nah, she sounds like a smart actress who just runs a slightly weird adult show.
perhaps her accent makes her seem more intelligent
@@azment8666 yea it cool kinda
@@azment8666 homie you don't make that much off simps being dumb.
Smart isn't confined to the subject of institutional academia.
@@mitkomadzunkov5752 no correlation?
@@mitkomadzunkov5752 but yea i see what ur saying most of these ethots could buy me out my family and they dumb asf
This is my first time hearing Belle Delphine's voice, I didnt expect that brittish accent at all
*omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it .->* ua-cam.com/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/v-deo.html
Same here
@@riskyy2657 not funny, didnt laugh
Lol that's a South African accent but ok
@@rileyjroberts yeah but shes from london
In 200 years people will be touring "The Delphine House". And there will be guns, teddy bears, dildos, and other random shit on the walls. This is history in the making, folks.
She legit just uploaded a room tour dudee HAHAhha
We can’t have guns, it’s the UK
Just 20 moby huges in the basement
Like 10 on each side
@@brickabang you can own anything if you have enough money...
The girl in the top left looks cute.
He sure does
@@OrthodoxVar she*
charlie = best girl tho....
Sure...
What is this disrespect 💀
He does...................
Belle made a 10,000 IQ move when she said she finds unattractive people hot, she knows the simps are getting excited over her saying that. It's also in a way, a roast lol
'getting excited'...I bet they are, probably quite literally! ;)
staszewa lol
Please respond if you also are dissapointed after watching her releasing actual nudes on twitter...
Seggs = bad
@@GoalHubUA-cam i r d c
"I'm into guys who are stereotypically not attractive." Great marketing, belle. Smart play. Everyone has low self esteem.
Yeah she really knows how to play into her target audience
guess im not the guy for her :(
Im glad
@@bornofpixels good for you, pretty boy
@@Christian-xo8hu thanks bro, love you
@@bornofpixels suffering from success
Belle: "One time a guy asked me if he can pay me to clean my fridge"
Me: Ya know, maybe this whole E--girl thing is for me.
"Google launching a VPN is like Ted Bundy launching a women's center." xD
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
@@shub_2005 Amen
@@shub_2005 amen
@@shub_2005 Amen
@@shub_2005 amen
3 things Charlie has that Belle will never have:
-He is the Messiah.
-He won a Twitch chess tournament.
-He is a Hunger Games Oscar winner.
Plus not only did he win the tournament he also beat xqc in 6 moves, plus other then the hunger games he’s also officer greg
I want to corected u bc he is not oscar winning they gave it to jennifer lawrence bc they felt bad
Not only that but he got 2nd to last on the apex legends tournament
He's also John motherfuckin Wick
He’s also Jesus, and he has a penis
I love when rich people say “well I’m poor compared to Jeff Bezos” like yeah and I’m rich compared to my unemployed goldfish
Good thing you made the destinction "unemployed goldfish" I would have assumed he had a job.
Thanks my spy goldfish has no job
Same with my dog she doesn't work,has no skills i have to pay for her food,her rent everything
But its worth it tho ☺️
@@753238 wut
but that's the thing even if you earned and saved $1,000,000 per year it would take you 193,000 ($193b mentioned in this video) years to get to jeff bezos wealth
This is my first time hearing Belle talking and her voice is actually nice. I just also now realized she's British.
I think she’s South African
@@Shanaoh Hmmm... maybe, Idk. But yeah, the other person is right. The way she speaks, she definitely was born in, or at least, lives in the UK for quite a long time.
Ok, so I went on Google and apparently she was both in South Africa and moved to the UK Idk how long long ago.
@@biglawturbo6703 That's what a south african accent sounds like, her accent didn't change living in the UK
@@metsehafehenok7617 No it isn't. Thats an english accent, not a south african accent at all
"I've never been the type to go for stereotypicaly attractive people". All the guys shuffle thinking about how they can win her heart with their fridge cleaning abilities.
She is money hungry :l
Lisen dude this is not a threat, but if your gonna compete there will be consequences.
@@dofkebenzine8710 nah the moment I heard this I fucking splashed a jumper, ball don’t lie, consider *this* a threat
@@thundercracker07 I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills, and I have donated over 10000$ to Queens.
@@neon-original Blame the guys throwing money at her, she's just smart.
Shes really just a genius businesswoman. Its funny how calculated the ways she responds to certain things are.
Ya her personality is way different than I thought it would be
I don’t think that implies here
Go vikes
Simp
@@bigmon1826 god I despise her
Google making a VPN is like if ted bundy made a women's shelter. That really sent me.
Timestamp?
@@th0tp1nk13 59:44
I'm pretty sure Bundy actually volunteered for a suicide hotline... it was one of the (in)famous serial killers, anyway.
@Zach if you think it matters, you don't understand how vpns work, or how they're supposed to be used
@Fine Wine firefox is based on security
She is quite smart with her business if I’m gonna be honest.
@novax ?
Holy shit, Belle Delphine in a podcast with the Hunger Games super star, music composer, chess world champion, owner of the most unique CD, card collector, porn film director, Karen specialist, experienced writer, film critic, videogame critic and voice actor Cr1tikal?!?!?!?!
And owner of not one, but 2 Moby Huges
@@ArchIVEDCinema less impressive when you are a woman but still she have 4 moby huges
and holder of world records
also inventor of the classic bored burgers joke
and officer greg
belle: "we may have failed everything else in our lives"
charlie: was in hunger games
What? He is?
@@lalboimanlun1230 yes
@@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 Bots
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Bots
Also a Chess champion and countless guiness book records.
akward silence: exists
Belle: unleash the giggles
@Eagle Power sure got a lot time on your hands dontcha buddy
@@stevenadamsapple simp
@@stevenadamsapple simp
its a nervous laugh, couldnt tell u if its fake or not though
@Ivory_ Lagiacrus_YT I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂
One wouldn't have expected Belle delphine to say "Pardon ?" in such a posh polite manner
I didn't know she was british... I dislike her even more now
@@parzavaal5335 why
@@parzavaal5335 hey, thats racist.
@@auraof it's zenophobia, not that I hate british people, I really just hate her
@@parzavaal5335 no it is you hate british people because why would her ethnicity make you hate her more
With how jackson is sat, with his screen behind him, he looks like he has cat ears to match the Belle vibe.
@@dret1964 won't be saying that when he releases his only fans...
among us piano... ua-cam.com/video/jeV9JRRxloE/v-deo.html (i am not the creator, you don't have to watch it, just want to spread positivity) 🤍
Fuck now it’s all I’m seeing 😭😭
This is brilliant. He's a neko now lmao.
“Keys aren’t gonna do shit against a very motivated rapist” that line is funny and true
That's shit was funny
Everyone says that till they get a key in the eye
Motivated 😂
Locks
Locks aren't gonna do shit
Keys open locks
Actually its not super true, you could definitly cause good damage with keys if you know how by using them as a knuckler and is reccomended by some self defense courses.
There's a male onlyfans where a man beats his meat, but the meat is actual meat and he's grilling and cooking meat
It’s the wholesome things
Donutoperator
sauce?
Bruh
@@georgbulling149 on point
I felt like I was at an executive marketing meeting for Belle.
Imma be honest prior to this moment I didn’t even know Belle Delphine could talk.
Lmao
Same
Yeah honestly me neither
I didn’t know she was British. Lol!
This is the first time I've seen her Not Sane
Why does Jackson look like a lesbian librarian?
yes
yes
yes
Yes
yes
Belle Delphine: "I'm not into attractive or popular guys."
Simp: *tips fedora as he looks into the mirror. Clears his throat as his voice cracks, "m'lady"
underrated af XDDD
@@someguy1688 no
@@someguy1688
Imagine being this extra
I wonder, does anyone really believe that?
This is just a later version of my comment with under half the likes :/
Imma be honest, after seeing this I feel completely different about Belle, she seems really charismatic
Pfp checks out
go to horny jail indeed
Sir you have been sentenced 5 years in horny jail
Dude its fake persona
@@lukas753331 ain't charisma just a description for socially adept people? Even if it's fake they are charismatic enough to decieve others in that direction.
Belle delphine is speed running every podcast
@nemanja markovic agree cold ones is gold ones
I will pay to clean Charlie’s fridge
No it shall be me
Simp
Pimp
Weird simps
Pimp
If Charlie and Belle reach a tie, the competition could turn into a "who uses the toys better" battle. That would be unfair for Belle, though.
I disagree Charlie made a mario kart track with his
Bruhhh wtf????? Wahahhha
@@KTOvlogs that his point
Or a fencing duel with the Mobys
Or a fencing duel with the Mobys
Belle delphine seems way more normal than she is on her UA-cam channel
Which.. hub..?
Yeah, because it's a persona.
@@KirigayaKazutoBeater Idk man her Twitter is a little odd sometimes
@@yourfavniko She's still playing a character on Twitter?
@@KirigayaKazutoBeater i just remember one of her posts being really far out there- more than her usual stuff
Belle Delphine and Jesus is a crossover we all wanted.
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You again
She needs it
U sure?
@@riskyy2657 desparate
She seems chill for the most part and isn't sugar coating anything she does, like how she called herself an E-thot. I can respect that, lol.
thots call themselves thots all the time. It's all become desensitized
I still dont respect thots/ethots. Calling yourself something doesnt take the heat off
She seems pretty decent compared to most e girls
@@KayOScode no one cares if you respect them
@@seanseen_ And guess what? I don't care that you don't care, but you felt the need to post about it too.
It's kind of weird seeing a Belle Delphine interview.
Watch the cold ones interview with her
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@@riskyy2657 shut up
I literally never heard her voice before this this is weird
I feel so jealous of the long haired person there
She's in the presence of the main actor from the Hunger games
It is so bizarre for me to actually hear Belle’s voice, it’s probably the first time I’ve heard her voice.
wish she had a better microphone
@@SomeGuy1234X I think the quality of it sounds fine it just seems quiet
@@SomeGuy1234X That's fair, I didn't mind the quality though.
You listen to Łund?
Yeah people would think she has that gamer girl voice but she completely sounds like a normal girl
Andrew: "So whats your option for a legitimate self defense"
Charlie: "Martial Arts"
I died.
he's not wrong tho
I mean, my sister knows how to throw me across the room and I’m a fair bit taller and heavier than her, so it’s possible
@@imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601 does it have anything to do with this conversation?
@@dumbfuk7701 no
@@imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601 ok
To be honest I did not think this would be as interesting as it was.
Same
@noah lawrence people can have differing opinions
Did you check out the cold ones podcast with her. Its awesome too
I suggest checking her in cold ones podcast.
Cold ones podcast with her was a lot better. This had way too many awkward silences😂
4 people talking to a master businesswoman
3 people and Jesus
1 simp who's trying too hard, one sponsorship guy, jesus cosplayer and simp avatar
As someone who only has heard about Belle, I was really surprised by the accent
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Bruh so much bots
@@riskyy2657 ua-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/v-deo.html
"Says she want funny > attractive"
"Says she like unattractive guys"
"Says she liked computer science guys"
She just collected the infinite stones of infinite donation
Larry infinite simp stones
Infinite power
"Now... *reality can be whatever I want..."*
I am... inevitable
I mean shes not wrong though, that type of guy is adorable
Dad: why don't you start listening to podcasts, they're very informative.
Me:
Hey, Thats very rude! I learnt alot about simp culture and dildos today
Underrated Comment
LMAO
@@leonalvarez8735 Don't forget about Kaya's rants
I never realised how strong her British accent is
Gonna be honest, didn't expect her to sound this posh.
The girls had her own home since she was 18, bitch comes from money
she south African surprisingly
lmao RIGHT
😂👍
its a typical southern accent, probably from around brighton
POV: you are witnessing Jesus and Virgin Mary discuss certain matters
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Bro I’m pretty sure the virgin marry is Jesus’s mom
@@riskyy2657 noob you have to lie to people to get views and subs
@@mariokart9227 I think op is talking about Mary Magdelin
@@mariokart9227 well they kinda look alike
She explains why she has an only fans, and 20 Moby Huge’s in her house...
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@@riskyy2657 Obviously self advertising. but like why would Charlie make a new channel when his current one has almost 7 million subs?
Pretty epic ngl
@@woeshbot5104: It's like Markiplier with Unus Annus.
Charlie is meeting his one true nemesis here
THEIR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
I’m surprised Charlie didn’t bring up his fan made 3D printed flesh light
I'm imagining this was recorded a little while ago, prior to that video. Some of their vague election related comments seemed to date this as from a few weeks back. I could be wrong.
It's nice seeing a bunch of people that can just sit down, chill out and talk about their sex toys
Best episode am I right
amateur shit, no point in mentioning world records. it's too easy for charlie
I'm genuinely jealous of Belle Delphine for being able to sell literally anything as long as she says it's from her personally.
@Mele Felix S T O N K S
Here are my shin hairs I bathed in
@@yer-c9q bruh 😂😂😂😂
Neat
"she's it's from her personally"
what were you trying to say there
I dont mind been a simp for such a beautilful person with the most amazing look
Charlie is soo perfect and i can not keep my eyes off him
I am kind of frustrated so, just correct it- "I can't keep my eyes *off* him"
@@AryanSingh-gk2hi better :))))
@@AryanSingh-gk2hi is it just me or are there thousands of people named Aryan Singh in UA-cam? Like, this is the fourth time this week.
Belle Delphine is lucky to talk to Jesus himself! Not everyone can do that
Wow! Another Jesus comment! Very original!!!!!
@矢上ブレーク Of course, the CEO of Humor Inc.
@@ecco1k tell us a good joke related to Charlie then
@Jared Sabatelli if you could give reddit gold on youtube i would
When belle said a guy paid her 2000 pounds to go on a date with her reminded me of that anime rent-a-girlfriend
😂 I know right
Or you know, escorts.
well, he got the girl in the end
@@CoolKid-qk7tl I don't he did
+
s all 6s so hawk 3 ga ah ha eek ha ey ha
Bell delphine: *embarrassed about talking about dilios*
Charile: yeah so im gonna get the world record for the most sex toys
The virgin belle vs the Chad Charlie
Men
We don't have shame
As an Englishman, I can confirm that we carry broadswords as it reminds us of our past
As an Englishman, I can confirm that we are allowed to sword duel with people we disagree with, as long as we have their permission.
She acts suprisingly normal when she's not out simp fishing lmao.
I know, she acts surpassingly normal. Never would of guessed it
Yea
@@matterking1 i mean... Ever heard of love? She doesn't have to be with him only because he's attractive.
Simp fishing ain't a bad thing yo, just making money
@@YukiAndZeroFTW yeah the bad thing is simps actions and simping
Charlie's biggest competitor finally debates him. This is what I live for.
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@UCpxK2jGeMYmNsyolzdw8DKA fake
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"I'm absolutley crazy about it!"
Reminded me of the state of men in 2020
"Google launching a VPN is like Ted Bundy launching a women's shelter" 10/10 laughed so hard
nobody...
Me: 1 more like to 69
@@KILLRXNOEVIRUS nice
I don't know why, but I laughed really hard when Jackson said Moby Larges instead of Moby Huges.
Charlie is so awkward that he's actually confident and a chad
This is entirely 100 percent factual
@Your Mom's Chest Hair he talks about weird topics and sort of looks uncomfortable sometimes, whether he is is arguable but its him taking it to the extreme where it looks absolutley confident
He's actually the least awkward of the four in my opinion. Kaya is the one who always takes it to the extreme
I wanna like this but 666 like is perfect
Friday 13th November 2020
Belle Delphine is a counter-point to Charlie - the arising star of the Chad humans in the guise of the outsider;
...The human slice of fantastic fruit has beyond and before it's ripening a murder rampage of debris on a circular scale of repeat is this an evolution? From the barbarism of the last 200 years we are led to this point...
These emancipations from the actuality (i.e duty, tradition, cultural imposition) to the simulation of such aspects are ever more apparent in this era;
Sex toys versus the reproductive utility, the creation of a narrative; of a new and liberated format of human conduct - this is the radio universe that will propose both the nightmare and dreams;
Belle expounds not with one iota of cynacism the concept of the niche
The market grabbers targeting with the honed skill of a sharp shoot sniper ; "what do you simp for tiny coonsumer?" , now that is both a comical look in, while an insult, this is a valid template for a life - is Charlie the most real of real?
He is the voice that we all want to embody - ah - he put into words what we are all thinking or what we SHOULD be thinking...
Onlyfans to subvert the commodification of the human body concept
create onlyfans profiles based on reciting the Koran while listening to smooth jazz
What are we experiencing upon this podcast?
Like many here in the comment section have memed with decent style Charlie as a Jesus archetype and Belle as a Mary Magdalene.
Indeed a Madonna/Whore complex juxtaposed with the prideful ego of Moistcritical with his artful vocal musings and his sermon of Truth potential that he only casually uses. Both are riding their own personal tigers, it is unwise for auidence to expect certain things from them - how dare we judge those who we can barely touch? Do they judge us in our average normality? Or do they in their interpretation and act of life give our own lives a gift?
Belle Delphine is a counter-point to Charlie - the arising star of the Chad humans in the guise of the outsider;
Such personas are a driving engine of climbing the ladder of selling and buying into the market-place.
Take this podcast it fill in the silence with a social situation that most will never interact with, this is it's own form of false engagement.
Or is it like anything else that has occured before it's time - the death of the middle man, the death of the organised religion of the AD man - a direct connection to the mega mind of our each individual idol of worship or fandom. "Let me clean my fridge for you"...
Belle is to be congratulated on her ascendency. She appears to be a breath-takingly down to eath person engaging with a very weird world - or a very niche world - the young-up-and-commers are the masters of the niche, then it maybe that the fans of the niche are a slave to the sub-culture of the niche.even this title Belle Delphine Explains Everything "Be a good friend, be in the moment, know when to put that phone down" - a philosopher for the post-modern epoch a manifestion of Athena - a poised dynamic of the perverse and the pure and saintly - it must demand us all to be kind - no matter what occupation we take upon our weary and willing shoulders.
Now is this a good thing?
Perhaps it cannot be so simply seen as either good or bad.
Belle has the moral compass to refund the money of the obsessive fan, which raises the question.
On this possibly endless novelty filled landscape where is the line between fun and harm?
Such access to a vast variety of humans - it is simple math that such an unfiltered auidence has obvious complications.
In the extremes of the bread and circus the counter-point has to be compassion, the skill of humility, restraint and kindness.
If humans have no envy, no lust, no greed, no raging wrath of desire, can they have simple moderated hungers for sensible hendonistic activities?
Pink Alien Hijack
...It is another rainy night in the out-skirt toon of Kennishead. Tower-block shock, 11 floors up.
Gazing out with dull sunk daydream eyes, waiting on a reply.
A response. A notification - that someone out there on the has a notion about what I say, I think, I feel.
Work starts in 3 hours. Jack groaned as he swallowed his pre-commute Whiskey shot. The car rustled and rumbled along the shakey shadey early morning road. The window-wiper pierced the slosh of rain torrents. A light crashed into the air high above. It vanished.
Jack noticed that the engine dropped dead. Jack cried in slow slobbering gasps, he muttered that he hated himself, that he was a piece of useless shit and that he wanted to die, he forced a laugh, glimpsing smoke gather at the front of his banged up banger. A glow, a pink haired pixie glow shone infront of his eyes "I will 3D print the retarded conspiracy man who is a good buddy of the Elk meat higher species of the bald race, the gleaming philosophers stoner shall guide you - here"
Suddenly the Car became a ghost car, Jack became a Ghost man "You have been choosen to be the temporal martyr, you can travel along the Lazagar and return to realto with a mere thot". The pink fuzzy glow was gone. The rain had halted. The Car was still smoking. Jack was puzzled, he shrugged and sat back inside the car. He put the keys in the ignition and smiled "what the heck, I am the ghost in the machine" - And so he was - charging through the solid matter of the material 3D plane - he knew where his destiney now lay...
Next Week Jack and the Fort Knox Bible Child
I have mad respect for Belle Delphine, not because of her looks or her simp army, but for just how Shrewd of a business woman she is. I think successfully selling Dirty water at a 3000% markup should sum up how smart she is.
it wasnt bath water
Or it may just expose how disturbingly sad and desperate some guys can be on the internet... “A new contestant enters the arena ready to sacrifice everything for a chance to claim the trophy. He straps on his headphone helmet and draws his weapon from its leather sheath which was previously hidden from sight behind him. Shards of light dance as he reveals the weapon to his target. The warriors name is engraved in gold letters in one corner of the blade. The word “VISA” etched on the opposite side. The fighter stalks his prey for a moment then decides it is time to strike. He drops to his knees and gives the beast as much as he could but the monster appears completely unaffected by his efforts. He winces then looks down at the ground that is drenched with his bodily fluid. He takes one last look at the witch and says “This is far from over. I shall return tomorrow and make you mine”.
@@artemtsarevskiy2785 "Alphas"
You know you found either someone making a joke, or peak fucking stupid when such a dumb term is thrown around.
Fragile masculinity is a hell of a drug.
@@artemtsarevskiy2785 That's true, makes the insecure people stand out.
@@artemtsarevskiy2785 Realization derived out of incorrect observations that were later denied by the very researcher that coined the term once he realized he was terribly wrong?
Feeling superior off of the results of faulty research on a non-human species sounds pretty insecure.
The Boys: Solid Microphone, Shitty Camera
Belle Delphine: Solid Camera, Shitty Microphone
*That is the law of equivalent exchange!*
Yeah they use the mic often and she uses the camera often
this says a lot about our society
you know what for..
too bad no one had a philosopher's stone
@@quinnmarchese6313 Is it really worth all those lives!?
A few podcasts I listen to have featured belle delphine now, and this is the one where she seems most comfortable and seems to be enjoying herself most.
Probably because you arent asking intrusive questions the entire time. Not even a fan of her but Good on you guys 👏
The only man who could have 5 moby huges would be filthy frank at the height of his power
Yes
can we marry?
@@darksteeldanger on god?
@@darksteeldanger the hell
@@darksteeldanger yuh
each and every one of belle delphines simps when she says she isn't really into handsome or popular guys:
* jaw drops to floor*, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Spot
On
She knows how to advertise for her target market, that's for sure.
I mean, if your carrier is based on something, you need to push it as much as you can
SIMPA
Yeah I think she said that on purpose
Belle Delphine is actually really charismatic I was surprised to see her personality on here
I need me some non binary baddies HMU since you wanna clown around
Her comment is right above you like litterally
i was gonna say simp but it is a rly genuine oppinion.
@@iNeroKTM shes really kind if fun tbh
Personality?? Do u mean when she was giggling like a Japanese schoolgirl?? Yeah, very charismatic, she totally doesn’t have a one wave brain. She’s smart when it comes to self image I agree with that
Imagining Belle as a normal human with a life really feels weird, yet its obvious lol
Belle Delphine's bath water tastes like hot dog water. Damn 25 dollars down the toilet lol
oh sup
Simp
LMFAO
Ewww
nice comment Wutaii1 Nostalgia