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  • @TheBigExclusive
    @TheBigExclusive 27 днів тому +1110

    I don't even care enough to hate it

    • @PoolKid75
      @PoolKid75 27 днів тому +1

      I hate the people that still support it and refuse to admit there's a serious problem or a woke agenda. In other words, sheeple.

    • @StillPooh62
      @StillPooh62 27 днів тому +75

      They say that the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.

    • @ArshAZ83
      @ArshAZ83 27 днів тому +37

      @@StillPooh62 You have to care to hate, when you don't care, they have nothing to get you with.

    • @kahnlives
      @kahnlives 27 днів тому

      😏ya

    • @JohnDoe-tv4zf
      @JohnDoe-tv4zf 27 днів тому +13

      Hate leads to anger, anger leads to fear, fear leads to not caring.

  • @johnemac9621
    @johnemac9621 27 днів тому +328

    Stop buying their music. Stop watching their movies. Stop buying their tickets. Stop watching their TV shows. Stop watching their sports. Stop buying their jerseys.

    • @Trabunkle
      @Trabunkle 27 днів тому +25

      Stop buying their merchandise (toys, clothing, posters, video games, collectibles, etc)

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 27 днів тому +17

      i did in 1992

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 27 днів тому +17

      Disney Star wars isn't star wars, why should people give a shit?

    • @greenwendal5056
      @greenwendal5056 27 днів тому +13

      Done and Done. Years ago😅

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому +10

      I wouldn't dream of it, it wasn't made for me.

  • @kevinvanhorn2193
    @kevinvanhorn2193 27 днів тому +168

    Carrie-Ann Moss was female enough, but she was too white, so her character had to die.

    • @0volts157
      @0volts157 27 днів тому +26

      She looked as bored as we are with the show. At least she got a paycheck out of it and we will continue to like her.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 27 днів тому +16

      Also not butch enough apparently

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 26 днів тому

      Her white privilege failed shields failed her.

    • @docsavage8640
      @docsavage8640 25 днів тому +4

      @kevinvanhorn2193 but she was a biological female so that was a mark against her

    • @petebondurant58
      @petebondurant58 25 днів тому +3

      @@0volts157 Are you saying that she looked as bored as Harrison Ford appears on 93% of his roles?

  • @EasyEight3674
    @EasyEight3674 27 днів тому +79

    But what IS "Female"?? Can they define it?

    • @jitblues
      @jitblues 27 днів тому

      Yes..if you like sugar and daffodils and prancing around in ballet shoes...you are female.

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому +3

      Nope, to a certain crowd of 'people', it's everywhere and nowhere, just like the Matrix. "What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad."

    • @Markbell73
      @Markbell73 25 днів тому +1

      How did I beat you?
      You're too fast.
      Do you believe my being stronger or faster, has anything to do with my muscles, in this place?
      ................
      You think that's air you're breathing now?
      ................
      Hmmm.

    • @dedede9664
      @dedede9664 25 днів тому

      yes that's a good point. On the one hand, leftist women are saying "the force is female". And on the other hand, leftist gay men are saying "men can be women"
      what a mess

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 27 днів тому +645

    This isn't Star Wars. This is Gay Wars.

    • @ThinWhiteDude
      @ThinWhiteDude 27 днів тому +64

      I've got a bad feeling about this...
      They came from . . . Behind!

    • @TimJBucci
      @TimJBucci 27 днів тому

      Disney is one thing, but fuck George Lucas. This dude sold his shit to Disney for pennies, and Disney depreciated it's value even further. His oversight should have been included in every piece of work they came up with, and only with his approval would any screenplay be greenlit. But these corporations are getting funding from whoever is testing company DEI scores.... Who is funding their funding? Who is allowing this anti-climate change agenda? Because trying to skew the sexual orientation of the future of society will lower our collective carbon footprint due to less procreation... That is the only reason they are pushing all of this homosexual nonsense.

    • @ArshAZ83
      @ArshAZ83 27 днів тому +6

      @@TimJBucci 'sold his shit to Disney for pennies'
      over $4B dollars is pennies? You must be very well off.. in fact since you have so much money, buy Lucasfilm from Disney and fix everything...

    • @jasonabc
      @jasonabc 27 днів тому

      Yeah I really want to see some rainbow colored storm troopers that would be great. Maybe the next gay series that comes along. They could carry dildo batons

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 27 днів тому

      Its Gay Woke Shitass Wars

  • @nickjohnson1997
    @nickjohnson1997 27 днів тому +551

    Yet another modern show that paints itself as "stunning and brave", but instead comes across as desperate and pathetic.

    • @chrisbaker8533
      @chrisbaker8533 27 днів тому +15

      Like every woman that hit the wall.
      wait, i think i see a correlation here.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest 27 днів тому +5

      100% on point.

    • @Barot8
      @Barot8 27 днів тому +11

      Don't forget boring too!

    • @kirkb2665
      @kirkb2665 27 днів тому +7

      I think they are going to change the force to resemble "The Wheel of Time" where only females can use the force.

    • @rocistone6570
      @rocistone6570 27 днів тому +6

      Desperate and pathetic is the new cunning and brave. This is because we have spent the better part of one generation at least (probably closer to two) teaching people that only one object pronoun matters "ME!"

  • @WickedScott
    @WickedScott 27 днів тому +67

    Hate isn't the opposite of love. Apathy is. I have fallen out of love with Star Wars enough to just not care anymore. Go ahead and be a lesbian, explore your freedom, walk on the beach in white pants, Star Wars. We're done and I've shed my last tear. Goodbye.

    • @MustafaKulle
      @MustafaKulle 27 днів тому +3

      Absolutely. You see Love and Hate are both emotions. Apathy has no emotion at all because there is no interest, no enthusiasm. At least hatred has motivation, but apathy doesn't. Another component of the Yin and Yang there. ☯️

    • @SPACERzed1337
      @SPACERzed1337 26 днів тому +3

      Apathy is death. A Star Wars game taught us that.

  • @MsPeaches2you
    @MsPeaches2you 27 днів тому +38

    Heterosexual female here... just remember lads, most ladies love the original Star Wars as much as you do (Carrie's Leia easily sits alongside Ripley and Sarah Connor as our heroes).
    The male and female characters were all fun to watch, so don't think it's just your "hobbies and stories" that are being shat on.
    I haven't bothered watching any of this tripe - my last effort was Daisy Ridley's first foray which was just painful (can't even remember that movie's name)
    At least we have some pleasant memories to sustain us - all of us. Be grateful for that.

    • @MustafaKulle
      @MustafaKulle 27 днів тому +2

      How about Agent Louise Castle? Carrie-Ann Moss plays this badass character in Sabotage, 1996. I think you'll enjoy that.

  • @greyd.99xsome
    @greyd.99xsome 27 днів тому +462

    Oh god... I want the midichlorians back...

    • @brick6347
      @brick6347 27 днів тому +47

      I want 1983 back. "It's done George," I'd say. "It's done! We all enjoyed it, we all had a thoroughly great time. Your legacy is secured... and if someone ever invents DVDs, don't stick random GGI generated on a PS2 all over the place"

    • @sternencolonel7328
      @sternencolonel7328 27 днів тому +62

      ffs I would taken even Jar Jar back...

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 27 днів тому +43

      ​@@sternencolonel7328for real, even jar jar is better than all of disney starwars, and nobody ever thought we would be saying this, but here we are....

    • @jmccarthy1571
      @jmccarthy1571 27 днів тому +17

      Yep, after rewatching the Phantom Menace I feel that would be a good refresher to connect everything. Bring back the real Heir to the Empire trilogy too....

    • @michaelotoole1807
      @michaelotoole1807 27 днів тому +9

      jesus.... me too. who would have ever thought that would be possible.

  • @user-dv2hc8zt3o
    @user-dv2hc8zt3o 27 днів тому +189

    If the Force is "female" then why did it have to knock up Anakin's mom?

    • @yourpalanon8182
      @yourpalanon8182 27 днів тому +16

      Because women can do anything.

    • @thepayne7862
      @thepayne7862 27 днів тому +30

      The force is obviously futa.

    • @SuperAlizul
      @SuperAlizul 27 днів тому +9

      ​@@thepayne7862 A man of culture, I see.

    • @noneyabidness9644
      @noneyabidness9644 27 днів тому +18

      It "identifies" as female. 😂🤣😂

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 27 днів тому +7

      ​@@thepayne7862I'd salute that one, but it would probably salute me back...

  • @SaltpeterTaffy
    @SaltpeterTaffy 27 днів тому +278

    Kathleen Kennedy is like a corporate Caligula. "Let them hate me, so long as they pay me."

    • @ToeCutter0
      @ToeCutter0 27 днів тому +21

      I genuinely believe this. I think KK thought "OH, you hate me? OK, here's something to hate me for." and produced this boring, contrived show as her goodbye letter to the fan base before her contract isn't renewed in Oct 2024. She knows she's out and the Acolyte is her parting shot at Star Wars.

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 27 днів тому +6

      Why do they continue to pay her?

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 27 днів тому +14

      @@GodwynDi Normies gonna normie, BlackRock gonna BlackRock.

    • @BKPrice
      @BKPrice 27 днів тому +2

      Fortunately I am very capable of doing the former and avoiding the latter.

    • @kirkb2665
      @kirkb2665 27 днів тому +3

      I think they are going to change the force to resemble "The Wheel of Time" where only females can use the force.

  • @Dolphination
    @Dolphination 27 днів тому +68

    I've cancelled my Disney Plus, I won't finance this and won't subject my kids to any propaganda.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 27 днів тому

      Good for you…sexualizing kids’ shows=grooming

    • @JDH0712
      @JDH0712 25 днів тому +2

      I just bought some second hard DVD's and Blu-Rays of Disney classics. I don't buy anthing new from woke Disney.

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 25 днів тому

      I get D+ for free. I couldn't even finish episode one of this....masterpiece....
      I've been a fan of Star Wars since 1993 with the Zahn trilogy and now there is brand new content and I am choosing to leave it on the table and walk away.
      I can't believe it's come to this. It's a weird feeling.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 23 дні тому +1

      You waited until _now_ to cancel?

    • @phrostedbaron
      @phrostedbaron 23 дні тому

      If your TV is on or UA-cam is in their face then your kids are subject to propaganda..... It's 2024 not 1950

  • @Ostnizdasht206
    @Ostnizdasht206 27 днів тому +406

    Disney Star Wars isn't canon in my mind.

    • @Bow-to-the-absurd
      @Bow-to-the-absurd 27 днів тому +36

      That's the consensus

    • @t.kersten7695
      @t.kersten7695 27 днів тому +24

      @Ostnizdasht206: it is not canon (period) - and it will never be

    • @vanguardian2864
      @vanguardian2864 27 днів тому +30

      It never was.

    • @josebrown5961
      @josebrown5961 27 днів тому

      I still don’t understand. A 4Billion dollar investment that was made by men and was made FOR men/boys can just be switched to a female and LBGT + thing?
      If you look at the balance sheet Disney hasn’t made anything from their gamble. And the funny thing is that it really wasn’t a gamble at all!

    • @raymonddaniels1658
      @raymonddaniels1658 27 днів тому +20

      Never canon, only hate fiction.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 27 днів тому +351

    Amandla Stenberg was GIVEN the main character role, because she is "gay."

    • @danjohnson887
      @danjohnson887 27 днів тому +26

      Yep! To heck with merit.

    • @user-ef5ug6jx5n
      @user-ef5ug6jx5n 27 днів тому +58

      A lot of stenbergs seem to get ahead without any talent.
      A lot of witzs, bergs, steins, baums.
      Hmm...

    • @StillPooh62
      @StillPooh62 27 днів тому +37

      @@danjohnson887 DEI= Didn't Earn It

    • @imakethesites3048
      @imakethesites3048 27 днів тому

      How could a hetero person ever act like a gay person? It's not like that's what actors do or anything...

    • @antkowiak666
      @antkowiak666 27 днів тому

      Also because she hates white people apparently.

  • @paintedexpressionssogriffi1322
    @paintedexpressionssogriffi1322 27 днів тому +43

    How can the Force be female if they can't define what a female is??? Isn't it a bit contradictory?

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 27 днів тому

      cuz....climate change

  • @Dilios_of_Sparta
    @Dilios_of_Sparta 27 днів тому +151

    Guard your hobbies and favorite franchises well, gents. Disney SW is ground zero for feminist antagonism, derision, vandalism, and deconstruction. They hate you, and they hate your hobbies and interests. Nothing gives them greater pleasure than to piss on the things you love.

    • @billylocke9633
      @billylocke9633 27 днів тому +33

      That is exactly what this is. Not just with Star Wars but with all these franchises being female led now. It’s not to empower women.. it’s to belittle boys and men.
      Sad part is that its working.

    • @josebrown5961
      @josebrown5961 27 днів тому +10

      Why did they have to take a “boy brand” and make it what is isn’t? They bought a profitable product and just screwed it all up.
      They did the same with Marvel. They need to reset and go back to what made those franchises successful.

    • @floydfanboy2948
      @floydfanboy2948 27 днів тому +8

      Spite.

    • @Hanoua2
      @Hanoua2 27 днів тому +9

      Its so weird because woman hate that crap just has much as we do

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 27 днів тому +4

      @@Hanoua2
      It’s not really if you consider that the main intent was always to destroy not to create and not to empower. Everything else is just a shield, a cover for what they’re actually doing.

  • @yankee1376
    @yankee1376 27 днів тому +173

    Episode 11 : The Tampon Menace.

    • @Colin_
      @Colin_ 27 днів тому +12

      Episode 12: Return of the Crimson Tide.

    • @nikodaemus9868
      @nikodaemus9868 27 днів тому +11

      Episode 13: The Last Tantrum

    • @mattsrealitycheck6669
      @mattsrealitycheck6669 27 днів тому +8

      Episode 14: The Curling Iron Strikes Hot

    • @kregorovillupo3625
      @kregorovillupo3625 27 днів тому +6

      E15: Stuck jar lid strikes again. The story revolves around a McGuffin closed in a jar only a man can open.

    • @desitterspace2127
      @desitterspace2127 27 днів тому +6

      The Trouble With Tribbing! Oh wait, that’s Star Trek….never mind!

  • @ThinWhiteDude
    @ThinWhiteDude 27 днів тому +190

    But...But ... The Acolyte Showrunner Gets Emotional at Star Wars Celebration: 'Star Wars Saved My Life'
    Lest we forget Leslye Headland spent four years as Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant. 🤣

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 27 днів тому

      You misheard her. She said "Star Whores" saved her life.

    • @user-ef5ug6jx5n
      @user-ef5ug6jx5n 27 днів тому +3

      Stop being anti-semitic!

    • @truthwillout2371
      @truthwillout2371 27 днів тому +16

      @@user-ef5ug6jx5n When you find out who you are not allowed to criticise, then you will know who rules over you.

    • @vanguardian2864
      @vanguardian2864 27 днів тому +22

      She knew literally everything, just like Oprah.

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 27 днів тому

      Weinstein has never been accused of not delivering. All the chores who wanted to advance their careers, have never alleged he failed to deliver.

  • @drake000666
    @drake000666 27 днів тому +35

    This show is the definition of DEI, no story needed, no acting skill needed, no talent needed, just be the right sex or color and you will be put on the top of the podium.

    • @me-li8kd
      @me-li8kd 27 днів тому +1

      Kinda sad the only actor I recognized aside from Moss was that korean guy from Squid Games whose name I never learned.

  • @vladpiranha
    @vladpiranha 27 днів тому +25

    Leslye Headland, Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant, knows all about force usage.

  • @cognitivedissidents4642
    @cognitivedissidents4642 27 днів тому +136

    There is something perversely beautiful in Lucasfilm’s total commitment to self-destruction.

    • @matthiasheartman1342
      @matthiasheartman1342 27 днів тому +11

      very entertaining without paying a nickel to Disney. And no motivation to buy some fan stuff

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 27 днів тому +4

      Yeah, the car crash that is the production of Disney SW is more interesting and entertaining than the content itself. 😂

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому +3

      It's like a fly banging against a window trying to get out. It has no clue.

  • @raymathews1474
    @raymathews1474 27 днів тому +89

    Close the lid.
    the cadaver is beginning to swell.....

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 27 днів тому +11

      And boy does it smell bad😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wayfaringman8418
    @wayfaringman8418 27 днів тому +11

    The Star Wars saga came to a satisfying conclusion in 1983.

  • @Xeno_Solarus
    @Xeno_Solarus 27 днів тому +33

    Every single day that beloved IPs are destroyed and corrupted is proof that gatekeeping is incredibly important.

    • @johnevans4867
      @johnevans4867 27 днів тому +2

      You can't gatekeep at the corporate level.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 26 днів тому +1

      Tolerance is not a virtue.

  • @wexwuthor1776
    @wexwuthor1776 27 днів тому +88

    Now... "Your failure is now complete."

  • @jroar123
    @jroar123 27 днів тому +118

    It’s pure junk and insulting.

    • @morthim
      @morthim 27 днів тому +1

      always has been.

  • @ndubuisiifejirika9071
    @ndubuisiifejirika9071 27 днів тому +23

    Carrie isn't gay in real life.That's why they killed her off

    • @NeonKnight83
      @NeonKnight83 27 днів тому +4

      She wouldn't let Lego-headland eat her box so she had to go

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 26 днів тому

      She's Woke as fuck though.

  • @atb_massive_night9679
    @atb_massive_night9679 27 днів тому +25

    I cancelled my disney+ subscription after the 2nd episode of Obi-Wan, not missed it at all......... They will never get another penny from me

  • @jimivey6462
    @jimivey6462 27 днів тому +79

    When we saw the first Star Wars movie in 1977, little did we know then that The Force was Estrogen.

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 27 днів тому +7

      Forget midichlorians, we now have OVARIES

    • @GeneralTyran
      @GeneralTyran 27 днів тому +10

      So the force doesn’t speak to us, it nags?

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 26 днів тому +2

      So the force isn’t a means to enlightenment, but rather more shallow girl drama.

  • @Bow-to-the-absurd
    @Bow-to-the-absurd 27 днів тому +63

    The FORCE is ... over.

    • @lexprontera8325
      @lexprontera8325 23 дні тому

      Hahahaha, that reminded me of that old funny video of that gymnast. I can hear it in my head: "...and the dream iiiiissss... OVER" 😄

  • @col06007
    @col06007 27 днів тому +5

    Star Wars is now having its own “Timeless Child” moment. It worked so well for the Doctor Who franchise, I can only imagine how “stunning and brave” this retcon will be!

  • @Scott.Sandifer
    @Scott.Sandifer 27 днів тому +17

    _”Like a car crash you can’t look away from”_
    Hahaha. Watch us.

  • @RionE23
    @RionE23 27 днів тому +55

    I bet carrie-anne moss was excited to be in Star Wars then when she found out the story, she probably said.. kill me off in the first episode, just to salvage her career.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 27 днів тому +11

      honestly kinda similar to Han Solo in Force Awakens
      he probably read the plan for the trilogy and said nah F*** this kill me as soon as possible
      he was the lucky one because he died quickly compared to the other characters
      hell it was so depressing how bad this was gonna be ist probably what killed Carrie Fisher irl
      she was just flying somewhere and it hit her just how bad this was gonna be and she just went like nah I'm gonna become One with the Force suck it Luke and Han
      passes over

    • @Simon-xc5oy
      @Simon-xc5oy 27 днів тому +1

      What career? She has done nothing of note other than the Matrix films. And she was so unbelievably wooden in them, and dull, her character was so poker faced and boring, she had zero chemistry with Reeves either. She looked great in the costumes and doing the stunts, and action but that was it. I expected her to go on and do lots of films though, and nothing...The only other thing I have seen her in is that crappy space going to Mars film, cant even remember its name now....She more or less dropped off the film map for a good few years till the last Matrix sequel which was dreadful, now this. Seeing as how bad Acolyte is going to be, and how its going to wreck what is left of fandom she is better off out of it...

    • @MustafaKulle
      @MustafaKulle 27 днів тому

      She has standards. That's why.

    • @bullmoose5574
      @bullmoose5574 27 днів тому

      Why do you think she'd be against any of this?

    • @theguru1974
      @theguru1974 26 днів тому +3

      ​@@kurtpunchesthings2411plan? Plan you say? There was no plan, that's why the Disney trilogy was a mess.
      For the record, she starred in a really great film by Christopher Nolan called Memento. But not much else noteworthy.

  • @Nolzei
    @Nolzei 27 днів тому +33

    "That's not how the Force works" ~ Han Solo in a very bad and very expensive fan-fiction Star Wars film.

    • @CrazyHand7894
      @CrazyHand7894 27 днів тому +5

      Fanfiction implies passion and love on the part of the creators. This is just money-grabbing garbage.

  • @DocMicrowave
    @DocMicrowave 27 днів тому +5

    Jedi Master Indara is taken out with a small dagger to the chest.
    While Sabine is gutted by a Light Saber and survives.
    Something is very wrong here.

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 27 днів тому +1

      Not even a dagger. A freaking thrown kunaï. Even if she stood still, I don't think it can even bypass the thick clothes and ribs. And that's again a master trained to deflect fr*king BLASTERS...

  • @JESSICA_MELON2
    @JESSICA_MELON2 27 днів тому +38

    *Oh god... I want the midichlorians back....*

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 27 днів тому +49

    They went after fans of the original trilogy in the very first episode.
    "Why do you keep old holos of your former Padawan? This pastime encourages sentimentality and NOSTALGIA, and both of these emotions can lead to..."
    'Nostalgia' doesn't make any sense in that context, but according to them it leads to the dark side.
    And yep, Carrie-Anne Moss lasted as long a Patrick Stewart lasted in TES Oblivion.
    Died to a tiny blade in a universe where being run through by a lightsaber is a mere inconvenience.

    • @buzzhonky
      @buzzhonky 27 днів тому +4

      Good point. There is so much derision and vile hatred of this franchise on display. I've been out for a while, but I do feel bad for those still invested. 😔
      How I wish our fantasy escapism could return to form.

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 27 днів тому +6

      There was also THIS exchange in that same scene...
      "those who do not study the past..."
      "Are doomed to repeat it, i know"
      That's a saying form OUR WORLD... the real world... let me look up the quote...
      ok found it - it's by George Santayana, a writer and philosopher.
      How did that phrase become common "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" exactly?
      Showrunners: "Jedi say wise things" and this is a "wise thing", so a jedi would say it.
      me: h-how are you a PAID writer, exactly?

  • @davidmarsden192
    @davidmarsden192 27 днів тому +38

    Marvel did the same thing with Echo. They said "Ooooo, Charlie Cox will be in it - as Daredevil". He was in it for something like 10 minutes in one episode.

    • @Simon-xc5oy
      @Simon-xc5oy 27 днів тому +1

      I keep forgetting Echo was out, or it even happened. It made so little impact. Another huge woke waste of time.....And another show I missed and tuned out on as I dont care, to join the ranks of MoonKinght, MsMarvel, She Hulk, Hawkeye, Ahsoka and Acolyte etc....

    • @seefoghall
      @seefoghall 26 днів тому +2

      They did the same in She-Hulk too, with Prof. Hulk, and with Daredevil.

  • @killerecho
    @killerecho 27 днів тому +18

    They're not subverting expectations; they're failing to live up to any.

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому +1

      My expectations have changed, however, so they're living up to mine..

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 25 днів тому

      What expectations anymore?
      I have 0 expectations of anything good from this company anymore.

  • @Washington-rf5id
    @Washington-rf5id 27 днів тому +17

    If the force is female, does that mean a woman is at fault for the star wars?

  • @looneysagii7665
    @looneysagii7665 27 днів тому +15

    ...They absolutely are being made out of spite. I long for the day when we all walk away (in the absolute sense).

    • @Erik_Swiger
      @Erik_Swiger 27 днів тому +2

      Right, that's the whole point. They want to destroy something we care about.

  • @Kdub09swm
    @Kdub09swm 27 днів тому +9

    "How can I make Star Wars about myself?" The show.

  • @Crash103179
    @Crash103179 27 днів тому +12

    It's not subverting expectations when we expect shit and you deliver shit.

  • @JohnML
    @JohnML 27 днів тому +12

    As a Straight White Man, I'm proud to boycott all things Disney. Also, you think it's a coincidence they chose to air the "gayest Star Wars" show in "pride" month?

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 25 днів тому

      They've told us for awhile that it's not for us, right? Maybe we should finally listen.

  • @wexwuthor1776
    @wexwuthor1776 27 днів тому +29

    Too big to ignore? Most people are probably ignoring it. Who really cares anymore?

    • @peterixxx
      @peterixxx 27 днів тому

      Nothing is too bit go ignore. I wouldn't even know about this unless the youtube algorithm didn't show it to me.
      Looks like entropy and a lot of noise. It's mildly entertaining to watch the reactions.

  • @brick6347
    @brick6347 27 днів тому +23

    I felt a great disturbance in the profit, as if millions of toy manufacturers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Yep! Looks like it's gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Mouse house this year!

    • @edrosa3485
      @edrosa3485 27 днів тому

      Unless they make Star Wars branded dildos.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 27 днів тому

      Except for Wokalyte brand dildos…might sell a few of those

  • @buccaneercat
    @buccaneercat 27 днів тому +12

    Can’t believe they’re using Hayden to be a shield for this series. There’s been promotional material where he “totally organically” sent the lead actress from this series a video of himself giving her support and admiration (to which she “totally organically” fan-girl’d over the “totally organic” support). They refer to it as Hayden “passing the lightsaber”, as if the franchise is now her oyster.
    Whatever character she’s playing will never come close to even Greedo’s level of popularity.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 27 днів тому +3

      And will be even creepier than Bib Fortuna

  • @mattkindig7460
    @mattkindig7460 27 днів тому +29

    How is any of this a surprise? Kathleen Kennedy’s plan all along was to destroy this work and make a mockery of it. This just puts a bow on the gift! To quote Darth Vader “Now the circle is complete”!

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 27 днів тому +2

      and the crazy thing is insiders have said it's only gonna get worse .....
      apparently episode 3 is so bad it will single handedly destroy the franchise permanently

    • @floydfanboy2948
      @floydfanboy2948 27 днів тому +4

      ​@@kurtpunchesthings2411impossible to destroy what is already dead

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 27 днів тому +1

      @@floydfanboy2948
      ngl that's pretty much Darth Nhilus well for most of his reign anyway
      they struggled to kill him for years because he was essentially already dead

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому

      The circle in question - ♀

  • @johnkilbara3835
    @johnkilbara3835 27 днів тому +23

    I refuse to give Star wars or Star Trek any Oxygen to breathe another word I don't even mention it anymore

    • @Madeoftea
      @Madeoftea 27 днів тому

      Was that also a joke about the all female network Oxygen?

  • @curtistate8524
    @curtistate8524 27 днів тому +49

    How can we rescue our beloved treasures from these cultural pirates? Or is it too late?

    • @davidknight2104
      @davidknight2104 27 днів тому +19

      To late I'm afraid, they maybe saved in the distant future but not for a long time until it is out of their hands

    • @Grabthar191
      @Grabthar191 27 днів тому +19

      The only way is if it fails so badly that someone gains the rights to Star Wars and eliminates Disney Star Wars from cannon, and rewrites and reshoots new sequels like Ghostbusters Afterlife did to Ghostbusters 2016.

    • @Bow-to-the-absurd
      @Bow-to-the-absurd 27 днів тому +6

      One day, in a galaxy far, far away....
      Beloved pop culture treasures WILL RISE AGAIN.

    • @chrisbaker8533
      @chrisbaker8533 27 днів тому +13

      Screw em, make new stuff.

    • @cognitivedissidents4642
      @cognitivedissidents4642 27 днів тому +3

      IPs are essentially immortal, so there is no reason that at some time in an unspecified future lost glory can be recaptured through the efforts of creative people. If KK can decree that the extended universe is not canon, then nothing prevents a future IP holder from decreeing Disney SW is also non canon. The downside is this will never happen under Disney. Never. Talk about “course correction” means nothing when the ship has already hit the iceberg.

  • @PrivateIvan
    @PrivateIvan 27 днів тому +4

    They keep "offering" all this Star Wars junk, and all I want is a copy of the original film I saw in the theater on May 28, 1977. And THAT is what I can't have....

    • @jneilson7568
      @jneilson7568 26 днів тому

      Same, I want the version my parents taped for me in 1983, minus the ad breaks.

  • @DoodleThis
    @DoodleThis 27 днів тому +5

    You know Apathy has hit you hard when you even look at a copy of Empire Strikes Back on your blu-ray shelf and just go "Nah.... I'm done".

  • @nofutureproductions9242
    @nofutureproductions9242 27 днів тому +6

    The Police Squad TV series did this better. Every episode opened with the guest star being killed.

  • @trueleo7893
    @trueleo7893 27 днів тому +3

    Dave, your canny voice with wry attitude towards this abomination is a joy to listen to.
    I think we've all hit this realisation about this mockery of a franchise.
    Great work 👏🏻.

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 27 днів тому +7

    An all powerful, all encompassing "Force" (aka "God) being Female = Feminist Dream come true!
    Two women being able to Procreate (without ANY man involved in the process) = Another Feminist Dream Come true!
    I'm picking up a "subtle" trend here.

  • @noid984
    @noid984 27 днів тому +10

    Moss being killed off just like drew barrymore in scream. Given high billing and in promotional stuff like shes starring only to be killed off in the first 5 minutes.
    Scream was actually good of course

  • @Vulpas
    @Vulpas 27 днів тому +40

    Even hate watching is still support. Stop.

    • @ArshAZ83
      @ArshAZ83 27 днів тому +3

      Exactly why indifference is the opposite of love, not hate.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 27 днів тому +7

      not even worth pirating

    • @Xeno_Solarus
      @Xeno_Solarus 27 днів тому +1

      Not if you pirate! Although, who'd want to pirate this?

    • @alexedwards6509
      @alexedwards6509 27 днів тому +1

      You shouldn't just the show, you should boycott the company that hired them knowing what divisive vermin the were going to spit at you.
      Don't support a single thing from the company that has nothing but contempt for you. The hits fund the propaganda

  • @angryman2406
    @angryman2406 27 днів тому +10

    You're absolutely right about the spiteful feel to it. They are at their core hateful, spiteful people who cannot do what they proclaim, which is to lift others up... without casting someone else down. It is complete spite on their part.

    • @jplonsdale7242
      @jplonsdale7242 27 днів тому +9

      And that is feminism

    • @BloopsMcGoo
      @BloopsMcGoo 27 днів тому +3

      @@jplonsdale7242 It's all of modern corporate progressivism, sadly.

    • @peterixxx
      @peterixxx 27 днів тому

      @@BloopsMcGoo What is really sad is that this has tainted the idea of 'progress' to the point where it prevents real progress.

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 27 днів тому +3

      @@BloopsMcGoo As well as political and cultural progressivism.

  • @CoalCreekCroft
    @CoalCreekCroft 26 днів тому +2

    Disney proves that not only can you dig your grave, you can also delete yourself with enough remaining strength to drag the dirt over the hole.

  • @VisiblyPinkUnicorn
    @VisiblyPinkUnicorn 27 днів тому +8

    Just today I've found a Star Wars box set at a second hand shop, there're all six movies in it!

    • @noneyabidness9644
      @noneyabidness9644 27 днів тому +7

      You found the complete set! Excellent. ☺️

    • @Joshua-cj7ji
      @Joshua-cj7ji 27 днів тому +2

      Nice, I have the completed saga on bluray with the 6 films as well. None of that disney garbage.

  • @TieFighterPilot
    @TieFighterPilot 27 днів тому +12

    Oh yes, you can look away from that, I do.

    • @Xeno_Solarus
      @Xeno_Solarus 27 днів тому

      You're literally here on this video

  • @batman.darthmaul
    @batman.darthmaul 26 днів тому +3

    "Two mothers conceive twins..." Can't you just feeeel the misandry...

  • @williambarr7408
    @williambarr7408 27 днів тому +5

    Dave "..I won't be watching anymore episodes.."
    HAL 9000: "I'm sorry I can't let you do this Dave.."

  • @EliteRock
    @EliteRock 26 днів тому +3

    I don't recall ever hearing that the 'The Force' was 'gendered' until KK came up with her crass slogan.

  • @toybugcarl
    @toybugcarl 27 днів тому +8

    When they kept showing the photo of all of them wearing “the force is female” shirts for months, I had no idea that was going to be their ACTUAL story. Ffs!

    • @RichSmithson
      @RichSmithson 27 днів тому

      Yeah I know so many women who are into sci fi space dramas. 😂

  • @romanclark3274
    @romanclark3274 27 днів тому +8

    Why does the Force even need a gender? Previously the Force was never male. It was just a force created by life that binds us.

    • @JohnSmith-bu3fw
      @JohnSmith-bu3fw 27 днів тому

      Erm no, because the force was something that was only available to male jedi warriors.

    • @romanclark3274
      @romanclark3274 27 днів тому +7

      I call BS on that statement. Leia and Mara Jade are 2 females I can think of immediately that used the force in the Legends cannon. And again, it was never referred to as male OR female.

    • @gregorygreenwood-nimmo4954
      @gregorygreenwood-nimmo4954 26 днів тому +4

      @@romanclark3274 Exactly, and even in the Return of the Jedi Luke observes that the Force runs strongly in his family, and his 'sister has it', meaning that Leia was a recognised Force Sensitive even back in 1983.

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 25 днів тому +2

      Oh no. Prediction: the light side is female, non-hetero, etc., and the darkside is male, straight, and white.

  • @ramabbott
    @ramabbott 27 днів тому +11

    I thought gender was just a construct so why are they pushing so hard for a gender for the force?

    • @peterixxx
      @peterixxx 27 днів тому

      It is 'only a construct' when it's convenient, and it becomes very real when that's convenient. It's all about always winning by changing the rules as you go.

  • @zrich1585
    @zrich1585 26 днів тому +3

    True we should not hate the talent-less hacks. It is however a shame that generations of children are brought up never knowing good TV and film.

  • @Sigma0283
    @Sigma0283 27 днів тому +11

    They did a lot of video promotions with her in it like she was going to be a major character in the show only to do a full blown bait and switch by killing her off very early in the first episode.

    • @muznick
      @muznick 27 днів тому +2

      It's a microcosm of everything Disney Star Wars. Star Wars is on the label, but that's not what you're getting.

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 27 днів тому +13

    Last time I was this early, Kathleen Kennedy hadn’t ruined Star Wars yet.

    • @ThinWhiteDude
      @ThinWhiteDude 27 днів тому +6

      I still think Rouge One was a mistake of some kind... It's the only really decent SW thing Disney has managed.

    • @bluesandman7566
      @bluesandman7566 27 днів тому

      @@ThinWhiteDude I think The Force Awekens was an ok movie. Not outstanding, there were flaws in it like OP Rey, but overall it was ok.

    • @frodo322
      @frodo322 27 днів тому +1

      Star Wars got ruined in 2016, long time ago.

  • @instantdislikechannel5699
    @instantdislikechannel5699 27 днів тому +8

    but that was the goal of everything...society, media, politics, economy, technology, religion...
    everything is being destroyed on purpose Dave...
    Simply as that...
    a new world got to have a new foundation, not our current believes, things, behaviours, etc...

  • @richardanzlovar5372
    @richardanzlovar5372 27 днів тому +7

    This new audience they speak of must come up with about 10 million extra new fans. That is because they’ve lost about 15 million fans forever.

  • @adamdavis1737
    @adamdavis1737 27 днів тому +5

    Imagine caring anymore

  • @julius-stark
    @julius-stark 27 днів тому +4

    I gave up on Star Wars a few years ago. I even wrote a book that was essentially my own take on a Star Wars universe that I'm very proud of. I can't depend on these Hollywood Marxists to make good entertainment anymore.

  • @Barot8
    @Barot8 27 днів тому +4

    It is the darkest timeline.

  • @AF-ei5yi
    @AF-ei5yi 27 днів тому +4

    They must have paid her a fucking ton of money to do such an absurd role

  • @Angelo975
    @Angelo975 27 днів тому +6

    the first thing I thought after seeing the way the jedi master dies at the beginning.. "is it that easy to kill a jedi master?"

    • @hartfartpoptart
      @hartfartpoptart 27 днів тому

      To be fair, most Jedi in the prequels were pretty easy to kill.

  • @Alteringrealitystudios
    @Alteringrealitystudios 27 днів тому +4

    Really why wasn't the force non-binary. Oh because it's all about ego. their movement is like that of which comes from the descending colon.

  • @Barry_bfluffy
    @Barry_bfluffy 27 днів тому +2

    How is it subverting expectations when it’s exactly what we all expected?

  • @ColeDedhand
    @ColeDedhand 27 днів тому +5

    And yet you obviously CAN look away.

    • @stephentg1
      @stephentg1 27 днів тому +2

      My strategy since The Last Jedi.

  • @jpenir
    @jpenir 27 днів тому +9

    Canon is episodes IV, V, VI,. Thats it

    • @topo12
      @topo12 27 днів тому +4

      I like the 1 2 and 3

    • @anthonyzabinski4602
      @anthonyzabinski4602 27 днів тому +1

      What about episodes l ll lll, The Clone Wars, The Mandalorian seasons 1 and 2, The Bad Bach (seasons 3 was great, seasons 1 was ok and seasons 2 had to much filler), Andor, Rebels (I liked it when it first came out and a month ago I rewatched it and I still like it. I'm saying this because I'm pretty sure a lot of people don't like it), Jedi Fallen Order and Jedi Surviver (I might have missed a few other good ones)

    • @seekingsalvation546
      @seekingsalvation546 27 днів тому +1

      Genndy Tarkatovsky Clone Wars

  • @jasonweeks6318
    @jasonweeks6318 27 днів тому +1

    A butter knife kills jedi stone dead, but getting ran through with a lightsaber is only a flesh wound..

  • @charmawow
    @charmawow 26 днів тому +1

    I didn’t even bother looking at the car crash.

  • @zimtage1744
    @zimtage1744 27 днів тому +3

    I refuse to talk about this because that's what they want. They're engagement farming. Just let them become irrelevant and scream into the void.

    • @BarbarellaAlpha
      @BarbarellaAlpha 26 днів тому

      yes but the only ones left talking about it are the bots and paid shills
      so disney wins the optics battle in that regard

  • @nota8386
    @nota8386 27 днів тому +2

    They don't actually care how popular their ideas are, they are getting paid for messing p something they hate: win-win

  • @snortasticsnorty4015
    @snortasticsnorty4015 27 днів тому +2

    I love The Acolyte! It's the final nail in the coffin for Disney Star Wars.

    • @autisticlegionnaire3624
      @autisticlegionnaire3624 25 днів тому

      I can see The Rey movie in the rear view mirror, volunteering to be the next roadkill

  • @georgeswiney9529
    @georgeswiney9529 27 днів тому +1

    Film threat said episode 3 will show just how far they are over the edge.

  • @sdfried4877
    @sdfried4877 27 днів тому +6

    Carrie Ann Moss was the only reason I might have taken a look at this, not that I was going to, but instead they killed off literally one of the strongest female character actresses of the past 30 years on Day One. Do these people have any idea what they’re doing?

    • @anthonyzabinski4602
      @anthonyzabinski4602 27 днів тому +3

      A few episodes later: Somehow Carrie Ann Moss returned

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 27 днів тому +2

      They probably wanted her to market the show, but couldnt possibly pay her enough to stay on board for this drivel

    • @frodo322
      @frodo322 27 днів тому +3

      @@deadturret4049she probably needed the money and it was a good pay for what was a special appearance. She really is not that big, she’s only iconic for the matrix movies and they were done over 20 years ago (she even went back for that travesty made in 2021).

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 27 днів тому

      No. No they do not.

  • @chadnine3432
    @chadnine3432 27 днів тому +2

    Ever since Disney bought Star Wars, my expectation is that they were going to f**k it up. So this meets my expectations.

  • @Mr.McWatson
    @Mr.McWatson 27 днів тому +2

    Why do women showrunners self-insert and fucking break everything they touch

  • @DeetotheDubs
    @DeetotheDubs 27 днів тому +2

    Is this Kathleen's Endgame and final FU to Lucas and former SW fans? That feels like the kind of thing revealed by the villain after a lot of confusing actions that only seem to cost money at no benefit.
    "Oh, that's what you were working towards. But, why? Why did making and serving coffee to George, a far more creative person than you could hope to be, make you so bitter, Kathy? Was it worth flushing billions of dollars to ruin Star Wars rather than letting people that truly loved this universe create stories that kept the original audience *and* drew in more?
    I hope Kennedy gets her wish and is remembered as the untalented hack that ruined Star Wars.

  • @billmelater6470
    @billmelater6470 27 днів тому +3

    But what is female? Is KK being Transphobic?

  • @stvdagger8074
    @stvdagger8074 27 днів тому +11

    If the force is female , how did it get Shmi Skywalker pregnant?

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander 27 днів тому +2

    "Subverting expectations" is clever only when you look at it and say, oh yeah, that fit in, I realize now how they actually did build up to it but we didn't notice. Not when it's just "why did they throw in that?"

  • @wolfman7284
    @wolfman7284 25 днів тому

    "Subverting expectations" has become synonymous with "I have no plan but this stupid idea seems cool."

  • @RockyBergen
    @RockyBergen 27 днів тому +4

    Dave, this is easy to look away from if you don't use the property for content..

  • @TONYGILLEY
    @TONYGILLEY 27 днів тому +4

    This idiotic idea of making The Force into a living person sounds awfully like the last couple of seasons of The Flash where not only the Speed Force but all the other Forces of the Universe were given physical forms. Idk if it was a concept lifted from the comics, but it was stupid on the show, and considering the brainpower that went into The Acolyte, it sounds like a really bad idea steeped in Kathleen Kennedy TARD-isms.

  • @hobs7392
    @hobs7392 18 днів тому +1

    You’re right, it is both sad AND also a genuine opportunity for creative people with original ideas. Nature abhors a vacuum, so this wasteland of writing skills will undoubtedly bring about a return from new to be heard and talented Storytellers :)

  • @Rid3thetig3r
    @Rid3thetig3r 26 днів тому

    "Good.....I can FEEL your apathy rising".

  • @5150show
    @5150show 27 днів тому +3

    It's over isn't it ?