Knife Owners at Holiday Dinner 😂🦃

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  • @grimgranite
    @grimgranite  Рік тому +81

    Here is my affiliate link for the Kukri: amzn.to/3GZrHU6
    Thanks for watching! 😅

  • @kamoroso94
    @kamoroso94 Рік тому +3857

    This is great, loved the small detail of the spam getting stuck to the guy's shirt 😂

  • @Covah86
    @Covah86 Рік тому +2637

    The kukri, used by the Gurkhas. The only people legitimately able to bring a knife to a gun fight and win.

    • @turtl3playz303
      @turtl3playz303 Рік тому +174

      Amen to that they are the most respectful people I’ve had the privilege to meet but each one is a killing machine it’s a scary mixture

    • @jmoneyjoshkinion4576
      @jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Рік тому +201

      One guy put a gun to my dad's stomach, dad put a knife to his nuts. No one was hurt, but the other guy put down his gun before my dad put away his knife. I honestly didn't fully believe the story until my dad ran into my neighbor, and that was the only time I saw a black guy (my neighbor) turn white. Turns out he was the guy who had the gun.

    • @schnitzel1
      @schnitzel1 Рік тому +78

      ​@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Well we can confirm he doesn't have balls of steel.

    • @theklown8820
      @theklown8820 Рік тому +9

      Haha…no

    • @wolverinexo6417
      @wolverinexo6417 Рік тому +9

      Doubt

  • @nickjustineigdalino1470
    @nickjustineigdalino1470 Рік тому +749

    Poor burd...
    And the Balisong dude is too accurate

  • @thatalbinofurry6855
    @thatalbinofurry6855 Рік тому +58

    Just missing a Karambit dude constantly spinning the knife on his index finger

  • @lukecrue1
    @lukecrue1 Рік тому +1274

    The first apple stab was hilarious 🤣

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  Рік тому +39

      Made fairly easy with the ergonomics of the Kukri! Ha 😅

    • @lukecrue1
      @lukecrue1 Рік тому +6

      @@grimgranite 🤣

  • @ryoukuurahquazah.9261
    @ryoukuurahquazah.9261 Рік тому +620

    me sitting here fliping my balisong...

  • @Forest_MTB
    @Forest_MTB Рік тому +46

    I love how he's trying his best with the balisongs

  • @johnnycovenant2286
    @johnnycovenant2286 Рік тому +293

    I'd be that weird cousin in the back yard throwing his bearded axe into a tree

    • @Thunder_God_Eneru
      @Thunder_God_Eneru Рік тому +3

      Same tbh

    • @jacksuntrieneano7582
      @jacksuntrieneano7582 Рік тому +11

      Bearded... axe...? As in an axe that has a beard? Cousin Okri would might love to have one!

    • @grimwr1195
      @grimwr1195 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @johnnycovenant2286
      @johnnycovenant2286 Рік тому +4

      @@jacksuntrieneano7582 think something like a viking axe or a Francesca

    • @Thunder_God_Eneru
      @Thunder_God_Eneru Рік тому +5

      @@jacksuntrieneano7582 an axe where the bottom of the edge keeps going down

  • @jkoenig2374
    @jkoenig2374 Рік тому +32

    "...got his leg pinned under a dead heifer..."
    My husband from the next room, "who was the b*tch?"

  • @305dade8a
    @305dade8a Рік тому +183

    These types of videos are gold bro. Keep it up

  • @drewbee2024
    @drewbee2024 Рік тому +8

    As a person who collects knives, sharpens them professionally, and flips balisongs (advanced) this is 1000% accurate and I love it!

  • @Nathan_p68
    @Nathan_p68 Рік тому +91

    "How am I gonna use this to catch rainwater!?"
    Bruh 💀

  • @eliirving8128
    @eliirving8128 Рік тому +44

    Please do one about the guy who carries a knife so expensive he doesn't want to use it...

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  Рік тому +12

      Love that idea!

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 Рік тому +2

      that's kinda me except with cheap knives. the ones with the surprisingly good edges i just don't use despite buying them for their surprisingly good edges.
      i instead use an old slipjoint knife i sharpen every now and then.

  • @AightImmaDip
    @AightImmaDip Рік тому +5

    The karambit owners in the corner:

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Рік тому +4

    Never question a Kukri, especially not if it's currently attached to its proper owner

  • @vovehals5450
    @vovehals5450 Рік тому +3

    Can't beat a good ol' Ka-Bar 👍

  • @elizabethraworth64
    @elizabethraworth64 Рік тому +50

    Laughing my butt off ! too funny. 😂

  • @cirquedumushroom
    @cirquedumushroom Рік тому +9

    Dude, as someone whose experimented with all sorts of different backpacking/survival/exploring philosophies and sets of gear. I gotta say your shit is so good and so on the mark

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  Рік тому +3

      Wow, I really appreciate that! Thank you for following along on the journey!

  • @Aatell764
    @Aatell764 Рік тому +5

    He's a quite one ain't he?
    The concerned look he gives back to him.

  • @EagleScout2019
    @EagleScout2019 Рік тому +4

    As a Bali flipper, yep. Don’t mind us, we’ll just be flipping, don’t worry if you see our hands covered in cuts, it’s part of the process

  • @BloqsToys
    @BloqsToys Рік тому +8

    I love how the Balisong dude is just using two ccc’s 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @nickperez915
    @nickperez915 Рік тому +4

    The balisong dude is hilarious

  • @thetravelingbard9178
    @thetravelingbard9178 Рік тому +4

    The extra syllable in kukri caused me physical pain

  • @marilyncrum9130
    @marilyncrum9130 Рік тому +13

    Too funny! Happy Thanksgiving 😊

  • @Nut883
    @Nut883 Рік тому +5

    Ka bar dude: finds it useful for everything and is kinda correct
    Kukri dude: likes chopping things and is probably the most internaly violent person
    Survivalist dude: likes fixed blades and pocket knives,could have a bunch of knowledge on knifes or not much knowledge on knifes themselves, just chooses something decent
    Balisong guy: thinks he’s cool, and only has a balisong to impress people and could either kill everyone or internally is scared of everything

    • @Imgonnakmsstg
      @Imgonnakmsstg Рік тому

      Most people with balisongs just have em to flip for their own entertainment they don’t usually gaf about others opinions

    • @stephantaylor1968
      @stephantaylor1968 Рік тому

      ​@@Imgonnakmsstgas someone who flips youre right

  • @ragnarokbladeworks
    @ragnarokbladeworks Рік тому +1

    I lost it at "chopped salad anyone?" lmao

  • @broomg1235
    @broomg1235 Рік тому +2

    The kukri guy is dressed like a dying light caracheter

  • @yodafloats9090
    @yodafloats9090 Рік тому +4

    Thanks for adding the machete guy

    • @michaelballard917
      @michaelballard917 Рік тому +1

      The only reason I've ever gotten a kukri was because Emile from halo reach.

  • @griffinp3517
    @griffinp3517 Рік тому +21

    Bro I am literally just messing around with my balisong

    • @BuiltAdifferentbreed
      @BuiltAdifferentbreed Рік тому

      Just call it a butterfly knife yall sound like dorks lmao

    • @meexisting-fi4dy
      @meexisting-fi4dy Рік тому

      Same man, I got it a couple days ago and am practicing some beginner tricks

  • @wolfiedabrony1802
    @wolfiedabrony1802 Рік тому +2

    I would definitely be that guy in the background practicing his punches with his trench knives!

  • @BlueScarFire
    @BlueScarFire Рік тому +1

    The kukri guy DEFINITELY won the fight at the end

  • @rizkyramadhan1785
    @rizkyramadhan1785 Рік тому +4

    Balisong guy

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 Рік тому +3

    How did you manage to attack me four times in one video? I want to speak to a manager.

  • @collinvaughn4081
    @collinvaughn4081 Рік тому +8

    Keep posting your doing great man love the content

  • @batatis11
    @batatis11 Рік тому +1

    The balisong guy is exactly how I imagine everyone who thinks they are cool knives looks.

  • @jetshadowcrow
    @jetshadowcrow Рік тому +1

    I love the realistic aspect of all your characters.

  • @navypanda2332
    @navypanda2332 Рік тому +3

    This is like me and my cousin as kids when we always competed of what was better over the dumbest things 😂❤

  • @StruggleGaming
    @StruggleGaming Рік тому +3

    *stops flipping balisong while scrolling*
    😶

  • @znuffyztruggles5744
    @znuffyztruggles5744 Рік тому +2

    Let's not forget to point out the lovely detail that the Balisong guy has a Band-Aid on his left hand! One slip up and that happens!

  • @damonbaptista6774
    @damonbaptista6774 Рік тому +1

    Balisong Guy is pretty accurate 😅😂

  • @chewee4ever811
    @chewee4ever811 Рік тому +8

    The katana guy:*metal gear rising music intensifies*

    • @knightlypleasures3123
      @knightlypleasures3123 Рік тому

      STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

    • @archit9662
      @archit9662 Рік тому +1

      More like unbearable, pungent stench and anime music intensfies💀

    • @chewee4ever811
      @chewee4ever811 Рік тому

      @@archit9662 you’re thinking of the weeb

    • @archit9662
      @archit9662 Рік тому

      @Chewee4ever katana guy IS the weeb. They are one in the same

    • @chewee4ever811
      @chewee4ever811 Рік тому

      @@archit9662 bold of you to assume ALL people who own katanas are weebs, some are just metal gear rising fans, or sekiro fans, or fans of any media other than anime where the protagonist uses a katana

  • @John-hg8es
    @John-hg8es Рік тому +1

    Fun fact Kukri machetes are made specifically to cut vines and rope like items in one clean slice

  • @damsaucy
    @damsaucy Рік тому +2

    the edc guy in the corner with his $500 flipper

  • @kaya6698
    @kaya6698 Рік тому +1

    YOU DID IT !!!
    Hallarious bro !
    "In the war my grandpa used this knife to amputate a mans leg"
    Merica

  • @MrMarrok657
    @MrMarrok657 Рік тому +1

    “A sharp knife is the best knife”- me.

  • @The_Cholo
    @The_Cholo Рік тому +1

    Im new to the knife community, (i find the ovsessiveness soothing and a good use of a slight mental disorder), and man, this guy makes me appreciate the community sooo much more. Stay pimpin, pimpin!!!

  • @918M
    @918M Рік тому +2

    Yo the butterfly knife guy😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRealUnholyCat
    @TheRealUnholyCat Рік тому +1

    you know shits wrong when the balisong guy stops flipping

  • @NissanPickup
    @NissanPickup Рік тому +1

    The 100+ butterfly knives I keep scattered around my room

  • @thecorgi2581
    @thecorgi2581 Рік тому +1

    I love how the balisong guy is just steven seagal

  • @estebang4538
    @estebang4538 Рік тому +2

    There are 2 types of balisong users:
    1. The one that knows every trick and is a god at combos.
    2. Or the newbie that knows only one cool trick and does it on repeat every time they have the knife in their hand.

  • @yeetguy7571
    @yeetguy7571 Рік тому +1

    Everyone else:" wow nice balisong trick" me who's practiced balisong flipping for two years:"..."

  • @williamredd9555
    @williamredd9555 11 місяців тому +1

    Khukri knife guy is a whole dying light character bro 💀

  • @axolochi4327
    @axolochi4327 Рік тому +1

    Just wait until that person with the katana shows up...

  • @Chflnk
    @Chflnk Рік тому +2

    K bar is cool. A lot if story’s on how it got the name.

  • @dpetersz
    @dpetersz Рік тому +1

    "Knife owner" lmao

  • @dirtydeeds4free553
    @dirtydeeds4free553 Рік тому +1

    The kukri is... Fuckin dope. And the native peoples that used em.

  • @ayaxmcgill635
    @ayaxmcgill635 Рік тому +1

    The k-bar does look great tho, you can't beat the old school if you're looking for intimidation factor

  • @jakeoae7508
    @jakeoae7508 Рік тому +1

    Balisong dude is just having fun

  • @parker5061
    @parker5061 11 місяців тому

    calling us balisong flippers out for being quiet is hilarious

  • @sprinklextreme4129
    @sprinklextreme4129 Рік тому +1

    The balisong guys actually tend to be completely geeks lmao(coming from one)

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  Рік тому

      Takes one to know one right? I know I am a pretty big geek

  • @gexyvr8212
    @gexyvr8212 Рік тому +1

    I'm definitely the balisong guy

  • @CameraFilmProductions
    @CameraFilmProductions Рік тому +1

    You know what knife is the best? The one that works.

  • @fadecyber
    @fadecyber Рік тому +1

    THE BALISONG GUY 😂😂😂

  • @RealLenny
    @RealLenny Рік тому +2

    Should have added the detail of the balisong guy going "Agh, sh$%" after hitting his finger every now and then

  • @kaya6698
    @kaya6698 Рік тому +1

    Man would have parished under a literal ton of beef 😂😂
    Ya got ya a new sub

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  Рік тому

      Thank you for following along! 😅

  • @JohnC7501
    @JohnC7501 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact the kirki knife machete was used by Gurkhas in ww2

  • @robertm627
    @robertm627 Рік тому +2

    I hate the fact that I unironically use my grandpa’s kbar as my main outdoors knife, and just happened to see this

  • @hamburbers
    @hamburbers Рік тому +1

    Tbf the khukri is one of the most underrated choppers.

  • @olivervoss3196
    @olivervoss3196 Рік тому

    The piece of SPAM on his shirt ... I just can't anymore 😂😂😂

  • @mehoyo8000
    @mehoyo8000 Рік тому +1

    Everyone's gonna carve a lot more then the bird

  • @christiantrejomedrano5102
    @christiantrejomedrano5102 Рік тому +1

    Love the dying light reference with the outfit

  • @walls_of_skulls6061
    @walls_of_skulls6061 Рік тому +2

    We need some sword skits now, katana vs longsword

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  Рік тому +1

      I’ve got some ideas 🤓🔪🗡️

  • @scootersquad9028
    @scootersquad9028 Рік тому +1

    As a Balisong fella I can confirm I do that

  • @thetruecroc8683
    @thetruecroc8683 Рік тому +1

    Me who makes my own knife to me own specifications for anything I need it to do:

  • @zerogoodcontent7293
    @zerogoodcontent7293 Рік тому +1

    Butterfly knife dude just chilling

  • @GlitchTheDeer
    @GlitchTheDeer Рік тому +1

    Me with every kinfe listed plus more: Im a all around kinda guy

  • @PsnGrimacehh
    @PsnGrimacehh Рік тому

    😂😂😂 The quiet one got me weakk uk he a savage

  • @ItsJustFranko
    @ItsJustFranko Рік тому +1

    I own two ka-bars. My grandpa was rejected from the military and didn't serve. I just like em.

  • @nather5509
    @nather5509 Рік тому +1

    As a balisong guy I can tell you that that is 100% accurate

  • @nickcarncross6137
    @nickcarncross6137 Рік тому +1

    "Anyone want chop salad?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Neurondeactivation5496
    @Neurondeactivation5496 Рік тому

    The kukri is making my brain go "Crevice to the East"

  • @luismejia1069
    @luismejia1069 Рік тому +2

    The Kukri knives were made for Gurkhas who only draw blood to sheath them

  • @Tmackbb4
    @Tmackbb4 Рік тому +1

    Lmao I'm a weird mix of them all. Especially the Bali guy.

  • @matteblack5805
    @matteblack5805 Рік тому +1

    As a balisong guy I feel called out

  • @A_real_Wizard
    @A_real_Wizard Рік тому

    And that's how you end up with shredded bird for dinner

  • @camerannicephore5262
    @camerannicephore5262 Рік тому +1

    as the survivalist. my first thoight ww2 was literally "he just wasted a perfectly good container" so...hats off for accuracy

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  Рік тому +1

      😅 Thank you. I am fierce about my containers!

  • @-_-rain
    @-_-rain Рік тому +1

    Me personally I'm the balisong guy

  • @andrewb.4031
    @andrewb.4031 11 місяців тому

    The spam on the shirt was a fantastic detail 😂

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  11 місяців тому

      Thank you 🙏 I’m really trying to elevate this art form here. 😅😂

  • @TechNova34
    @TechNova34 Рік тому +1

    I own a balisong and can confirm

  • @-lightningwill-6014
    @-lightningwill-6014 Рік тому +1

    Would argue the ghurkas proved which one is preferred

  • @TheMandaloreFett
    @TheMandaloreFett Рік тому +1

    While they’re all good, something about the kukri just hits right for me. I just love it. K-Bar is def second though

  • @68able2
    @68able2 Рік тому +2

    bought a kukuri, and yes this was my thought process

  • @joshlewis5065
    @joshlewis5065 Рік тому +1

    Missing the flipper utility knife guy lol

  • @potatokingboooooiiiiii5879
    @potatokingboooooiiiiii5879 Рік тому +2

    Don’t forget the karambit owner!

  • @nikosfilipino
    @nikosfilipino Рік тому +1

    only thing missing is the survivalist not mentioning his knife can strike a ferro rod with the spine because of the 90 degree edge

    • @grimgranite
      @grimgranite  Рік тому

      😅😂 True, it seems like that IS always said haha.

  • @tru3llamak145
    @tru3llamak145 Рік тому +1

    Bruh I’m legit the balisong guy

  • @sageherrera824
    @sageherrera824 Рік тому +1

    As a bailsong flipper....I can confirm

  • @TenoWolf
    @TenoWolf Рік тому +1

    I’m every single “guy” I own every single knife type featured in this video and more