Breaking Every Law Except Gravity

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  Рік тому +307

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  • @tradersblankers2931
    @tradersblankers2931 Рік тому +1245

    It looks like he realized the gravity of his situation.

    • @leviblackwood3258
      @leviblackwood3258 Рік тому +9

      😂

    • @weylinwest9505
      @weylinwest9505 Рік тому +40

      Alright, who let their dad on the internet with their dad humor?

    • @MoaRider
      @MoaRider Рік тому +45

      How could society let that man fall so low?

    • @matthewbesson2770
      @matthewbesson2770 Рік тому +6

      Alright, that's enough of that now.

    • @timmeinschein9007
      @timmeinschein9007 Рік тому +9

      But that bounce got him a 9.5 from the East German Judge! (He also found out that getting SHOT hurts!!!)

  • @DistendedPerinium
    @DistendedPerinium Рік тому +3339

    I think the best part of this is one guy's last name is an anagram of "felony". I can hope that the dude who jumped off the roof was the dude named Askew.

    • @samuellocatelli7055
      @samuellocatelli7055 Рік тому +122

      In the raw footage is says it was askew

    • @paul969
      @paul969 Рік тому +174

      Another was named Justice haha

    • @7thboss931
      @7thboss931 Рік тому +151

      Are we in an Ace Attorney game?

    • @sendinit6413
      @sendinit6413 Рік тому +26

      Damn I was hoping his name started with deceased

    • @DroneStrike1776
      @DroneStrike1776 Рік тому +86

      The other guy's last name is ASKEW. Askew means crooked. Well he is a crook.

  • @Laughy-Flaaffy
    @Laughy-Flaaffy Рік тому +1326

    Perp: _”Maybe this will be a good idea”_
    Gravity: _”Allow me to introduce myself”_

  • @loisthehedgehog7658
    @loisthehedgehog7658 Рік тому +771

    Surviving a fall from 6 stories is one thing but surviving a fall from 6 stories then getting shot in the head by a shotgun and still surviving is just a whole other level of luck 😂💯

    • @TortillaClown
      @TortillaClown 11 місяців тому +50

      Sometimes you just gotta let them suffer so they can learn

    • @messrsandersonco5985
      @messrsandersonco5985 11 місяців тому +50

      That wasn't Assassin's Creed, he's been watching John Wick 3. 😅

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 11 місяців тому +9

      @@messrsandersonco5985 After seeing that scene, I lost all interest in the John Wick movies.

    • @jonahpatton8879
      @jonahpatton8879 11 місяців тому +31

      @@MAGAMAN well evidently it is survivable.

    • @zoopa9988
      @zoopa9988 11 місяців тому +16

      @@jonahpatton8879 And John Wick didn't even take a shotgun blast to the back of his skull.

  • @TheFreeBass
    @TheFreeBass Рік тому +1026

    What a kind hearted criminal. Saving the police the effort of climbing all those stairs to arrest him was truly commendable & worthy of respect.

    • @StraightouttaBristol
      @StraightouttaBristol Рік тому +12

      Not to mention...
      He loved ❤...
      that Hammer 🔨

    • @OnlyIfiCould
      @OnlyIfiCould Рік тому +8

      He truly wanted to become his favorite squirrel. How wholesome ❤❤❤

    • @kewspot
      @kewspot Рік тому +22

      He also tried to show the police the hammer so that he could fix the roof of that building. truly respectable man.

    • @MiniGolfOnehungaAuckland
      @MiniGolfOnehungaAuckland Рік тому +5

      And all that darn court time (still got to do the paperwork though)

    • @AbyssalPrince
      @AbyssalPrince Рік тому +4

      ​@@OnlyIfiCouldhow much you want to bet in his mind he went ' I believe I can fly ' followed by ' oh sheit gravity '

  • @andrewnash5781
    @andrewnash5781 Рік тому +562

    dude is the perfect example for "don't run, you'll just make it worse for yourself"

    • @tobalaz
      @tobalaz Рік тому +7

      It wasn't the running, the jumping, or the falling.
      He just couldn't stick the landing after that rooftop bounce.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому +3

      and these idiots, having been recently released, should have known that they would be back out within hours... so WHY JUMP?

    • @Bubba__Sawyer
      @Bubba__Sawyer Рік тому +1

      That applies to everyone though. Don't flee and don't resist. Either way you're going to jail, so you can choose to do things the easy way or the hard way.

    • @j0g0b0nit0
      @j0g0b0nit0 Рік тому +1

      I've ran from the cops multiple times.. if they don't have a dog you'll b okay =) EDIT: u want me to voluntarily get in the back of ur cop car?? umm no LOL

    • @Bubba__Sawyer
      @Bubba__Sawyer Рік тому +7

      @@j0g0b0nit0 Why are you putting yourself in situations where you need to run from the cops? 🤔

  • @d_trickle9110
    @d_trickle9110 Рік тому +2837

    That bounce was hysterical!!
    On a serious note. You can tell these kids never had a proper father figure growing up

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Рік тому +216

      And the mother of the cripple will obviously sue, and BLM will support her. America is too damn soft sometimes.

    • @realdan1
      @realdan1 Рік тому +25

      yeap. I don't know what it takes growing up to think a "handgun" (hammer apparently) is going to scare them off.

    • @Deerwiener
      @Deerwiener Рік тому +1

      At least it was some one

    • @dner75-xh9le
      @dner75-xh9le Рік тому +73

      "Proper" father figure? They never had any father figure. Either their dads left (as they do in a certain culture), or they were in prison. And so the never-ending cycle continues. Thanks again, LBJ! The gift that keeps on giving.

    • @storm___
      @storm___ Рік тому +3

      Well well well

  • @OnlyTwoShoes
    @OnlyTwoShoes Рік тому +327

    _"You thinking what I'm thinking?"_
    _"Aim for the bushes..."_

    • @DetectiveJones
      @DetectiveJones 8 місяців тому +25

      THERE GOES MY HEROOOOO, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES.There wasn't even in awning in their direction, just jumped 20 stories.

    • @k.popper2620
      @k.popper2620 7 місяців тому +7

      Great movie 😅

    • @Jtobiwon
      @Jtobiwon 6 місяців тому +2

      This was great, thank you

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DetectiveJones**Epic guitar lick**

    • @fredmonroe6042
      @fredmonroe6042 19 днів тому

      Na might get a stick up the backside.

  • @derigelfisch3776
    @derigelfisch3776 Рік тому +490

    The one law you can't evade, even in California: gravity

    • @jwjitsu
      @jwjitsu Рік тому +3

      Written promise.

    • @newtoncountry5937
      @newtoncountry5937 Рік тому +2

      Clearly they weren't John Mayer fans

    • @jwjitsu
      @jwjitsu Рік тому +12

      @@newtoncountry5937 Gravity is working against me
      And gravity wants to bring me down

    • @dmaskell92
      @dmaskell92 Рік тому

      Gravity isn't a law lol

    • @newtoncountry5937
      @newtoncountry5937 Рік тому +4

      @@dmaskell92 what is it then?

  • @PilgrimBangs
    @PilgrimBangs Рік тому +602

    "Everyone falls the first time" was way too funny Donut!! Genius level humor.

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 Рік тому +5

      It means the gravity patch worked

    • @outofturn331
      @outofturn331 Рік тому +1

      Rebooting

    • @ChickenDeranged
      @ChickenDeranged Рік тому +1

      just remember folks - its not the fall that kills you - its the sudden stop! or in this case utter stupidity!

    • @BIGxJIMxSLADE
      @BIGxJIMxSLADE Рік тому +3

      "Then you'll see that it is not the roof that bends, it is only yourself."

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Рік тому +3

      LOL!! I thought it was one of the Flyin' Wallendas!! 😳😵‍💫🤣

  • @FourHorsemen-k2y
    @FourHorsemen-k2y Рік тому +1132

    Guess he finally understood the gravity of his situation and the Police helped to open his mind 😂

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Рік тому +36

      The double double-entendre is apreciated ;D

    • @danielcaveda4987
      @danielcaveda4987 Рік тому +9

      😂

    • @ShaneBraaten
      @ShaneBraaten Рік тому +9

      Lmao 😂

    • @blacksheep7910
      @blacksheep7910 Рік тому +5

      Spoken like a true scholar 😌

    • @avenqer
      @avenqer Рік тому +7

      ...and now I have coffee to clean up... LOL, thanks. Needed a good laugh.

  • @chasingstudios8089
    @chasingstudios8089 Рік тому +206

    5:10 never fails to make me laugh/smile, cuz the call "Gun, gun, gun, gun" makes me think of the seagulls in Finding Nemo 🤣💀

    • @ApokalyptikNM
      @ApokalyptikNM 10 місяців тому +6

      😂😂 I'll never unhear that now.. I wonder if anyone made a meme video replacing mine, mine, mine, mine with gun, gun, gun, gun

    • @logancarty2542
      @logancarty2542 9 місяців тому

      came here to say this 😂

    • @619Shippo
      @619Shippo 8 місяців тому

      What video is that

    • @serimus
      @serimus 8 місяців тому

      💯

  • @warboy_gameing15
    @warboy_gameing15 Рік тому +541

    "You can't fight nature, you can't fight change, you can't fight...gravity."
    - Dutch van Der Linde, 1907

    • @operatornomad1093
      @operatornomad1093 Рік тому +35

      Cops to these kinds of criminals, “ We gotta stop meeting like this, John.” - also Dutch van Der Linde, 1907

    • @Randomyoutubecommenter
      @Randomyoutubecommenter Рік тому +4

      You can fight nature

    • @Your_internet_troller
      @Your_internet_troller Рік тому +31

      "$5,000?, Can I turn myself in?" -Arthur Morgan, 1899.

    • @death6uy236
      @death6uy236 Рік тому +4

      ​@@RandomyoutubecommenterObama once said yes we can. So that guy promptly jumped off like he was in assassin's Creed

    • @cwinter90
      @cwinter90 Рік тому +1

      I fight gravity all the time. With a parachute... It still wins out every time for some reason. 🤷‍♂️

  • @audiblesilver8509
    @audiblesilver8509 Рік тому +166

    The way the cops legit said “oh sh*t” was the most human reaction to seeing someone eat crap

    • @rugdoc97
      @rugdoc97 Рік тому +8

      But cops are people too

    • @Gunshinzero
      @Gunshinzero 11 місяців тому +3

      That was funny because the last video I saw of this didn't have the reaction. He went in spectator mode for a split second

    • @JohnyMeBoi
      @JohnyMeBoi 10 місяців тому +8

      almost like.... theyre people

    • @lmentrix5438
      @lmentrix5438 10 місяців тому

      Since there profesional on scenes, it seemed like a funny reaction ​@@rugdoc97

    • @lmentrix5438
      @lmentrix5438 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@JohnyMeBoiits cus they usually act professional and his reaction was funny

  • @chesspiece81
    @chesspiece81 Рік тому +41

    He picked the wrong day to forget to say, "go go gadgets legs" before jumping.

  • @HiItsMars
    @HiItsMars Рік тому +58

    “Everyone fails the first jump”
    That was a low blow. Made me literally cry laughing. Perfect timing 👍

  • @electr0penguin
    @electr0penguin Рік тому +185

    More info on this story:
    - This home invasion was literally right across the street from a police station.
    - They were on FB live before being arrested and one of the guys (probably the jumper) is talking about how their lives are over and might as well self forever sleep.

    • @givmi_more_w9251
      @givmi_more_w9251 Рік тому +42

      Ha! Now I'm even more amused that he lived! Gravity has a cruel sense of humor.

    • @victorsaila5879
      @victorsaila5879 Рік тому

      I know all of em are shitbags and all but you really gotta wonder what the hell makes someone do all this.

  • @MikeInTheWoods
    @MikeInTheWoods Рік тому +95

    So this guy not only jumped off a 6-story building and lived, but got NAILED IN THE DOME and STILL lived?!

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 Рік тому +28

      God gave him an amazing wake-up call. Now it's up to him if he answers it.

    • @kalrandom7387
      @kalrandom7387 Рік тому +17

      Don't forget tax dollars will make sure has all he needs for a full recovery.

    • @ktang001
      @ktang001 Рік тому +13

      Unfortunately.

    • @MEGALODONGERS
      @MEGALODONGERS Рік тому +37

      There's nothing vital in his head to actually hit.

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang Рік тому

      ​@@nightsong81absolutely. It's a miracle. He needs to buy a lottery ticket and find Jesus.

  • @dragons0914
    @dragons0914 Рік тому +217

    God damn it never gets old. Dude looked like a gmod ragdoll. Dude jumped like fall damage wasn't a thing.

    • @bigscores7237
      @bigscores7237 Рік тому +9

      A full grown jogger buck can jump from heights up to 80 feet and still fight. Note that the point blank buckshot volley to the head proved nonlethal. Anything short of heavy artillery when deployed against a joggerPOCs felon is technically "less lethal".

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 Рік тому +8

      ♪ Look, here comes a consequence, consequence, consequence. ♪

    • @forthehonorforge4840
      @forthehonorforge4840 Рік тому +12

      And he lived. Must have had a hitbox glitch or he messed with the damage threshold stats.

    • @Super503Dank
      @Super503Dank Рік тому +7

      He forgot he switched his perks. Left out commando from his loadout.

    • @brkbtjunkie
      @brkbtjunkie Рік тому +3

      Life imitating art imitating life.

  • @nickpapageorgio1299
    @nickpapageorgio1299 8 місяців тому +18

    "You thinkin what im thinkin partner?"
    "Aim for the bushes?"

  • @ichiban308
    @ichiban308 Рік тому +25

    That "gun" pull at the end was a "put me out of my misery" if ive ever seen one.

    • @roneherushin4638
      @roneherushin4638 5 місяців тому

      And that didn't even work lol god was like "nah fam you paying for this one"

  • @AlexanderosD
    @AlexanderosD Рік тому +218

    Clearly, he didn't yell "Parkour" before he went for it. 😅
    I love a happy ending.

  • @jeffwagner1649
    @jeffwagner1649 Рік тому +78

    The third guy should have been also charged with one count of extreme stupidity.

    • @HeyMykee
      @HeyMykee Рік тому +9

      No need to charge him with it, reality already did that.

    • @jackbale4840
      @jackbale4840 Рік тому

      If extreme stupidity was a crime. You'd need to arrest about 40% of the population.

    • @cdsatcher
      @cdsatcher Рік тому +3

      I think reality already punished him for it.

    • @Caseytify
      @Caseytify Рік тому +1

      If they locked up all the stupid people, the entire country would be behind bars. 😏 We've all been stupid at one point or another.

    • @zorro456
      @zorro456 Рік тому

      You would have to arrest 2/3rds of the State.

  • @wd6919
    @wd6919 Рік тому +36

    My favorite part is the cop that plainly states "Oh shit he jumped"😂

  • @jmac463
    @jmac463 Рік тому +560

    It’s not the fall that hurts or kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

    • @BananaRama1312
      @BananaRama1312 Рік тому +24

      Thx sherlok

    • @theprogamersnoopy4600
      @theprogamersnoopy4600 Рік тому +12

      @@BananaRama1312sherlok

    • @devoteeofmediocrity821
      @devoteeofmediocrity821 Рік тому +2

      If by “stop” you mean “loss of the will to live”, then yes.

    • @strawberryskaven7809
      @strawberryskaven7809 Рік тому +25

      ​@@devoteeofmediocrity821He means it in Physics terms. The sudden stop is why there is so much force in the first place. According to the impulse momentum theorem, impulse (momentum) can be found by dividing force by the change in time. If there is more time for a person to fall from the same height, it will result in a lessened force. It's why parachutes work, by the time they hit the ground there is virtually enough force left to continue breathing. To apply it to this video, the floor cut his time off susbtantially and left him dead.
      Tl;dr more force in less time, less force in more time

    • @jmac463
      @jmac463 Рік тому +9

      @@BananaRama1312 it’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

  • @browndd
    @browndd Рік тому +80

    I don't know why but watching that guy fly through the air and then bounce off that room. Is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

  • @generalpuggamer9336
    @generalpuggamer9336 Рік тому +17

    5:20 I love how when he pulls out the gun in the police station all the officers in synchronization start saying "gungungungunGUNGUNGUNGUN" like those seagulls shouting "mineMINEmineMINE" from finding nemo. Clearly they are trained well.

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 4 місяці тому

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought about the "mineminemine" seagulls 😂

  • @LMB9888
    @LMB9888 Рік тому +12

    "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
    "Aim for the bushes"

    • @KyleCreswell-r1i
      @KyleCreswell-r1i 6 місяців тому +1

      "I know you're all thinking the same thing. Why did he jump?"

  • @Gixsir
    @Gixsir Рік тому +76

    That’s one sturdy roof damn man! Shout out to that roofer, quality work 😂

  • @deryckmcleod4608
    @deryckmcleod4608 Рік тому +36

    His last words prior to impact were: "I can see my tent from here!"...

  • @eggy7346
    @eggy7346 Рік тому +10

    "Your honor, my lil' boy has always been down to earth. He could never stoop so low"

  • @meme-ville
    @meme-ville 7 місяців тому +4

    Bro tried to break the laws of physics as well but then realized the enforcer was God

  • @whitworth5s248
    @whitworth5s248 Рік тому +103

    The genuinely stupid part of it all is that they probably knew they could just get arrested and walk free hours later, but they still tried getting away. Dude jumped off a roof and got shot for absolutely NOTHING.

    • @elpansecohumedo9922
      @elpansecohumedo9922 Рік тому +3

      For nothing? I mean they beated up a dude, robbed his house and stole his car...

    • @jellyrolls5675
      @jellyrolls5675 Рік тому +7

      I don’t think he saying he should have not gotten shot I think he means that the dude got himself killed over nothing

    • @Garrett12362
      @Garrett12362 Рік тому

      ​@@jellyrolls5675that idiot lived. Hahaha

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 Рік тому +14

      @@elpansecohumedo9922 Yep, but charges get dropped all the time, or reduced to much less serious charges, and wind up being a nothingburger in the end. At the very least, the jumper dude was even more of an idiot to have risked a jump from that height, not to mention provoking a shootout with the police, over charges that likely wouldn't have amounted to much jail time, if any at all. He came close to death over relatively minor charges.

    • @nightfalls5462
      @nightfalls5462 Рік тому

      because they have the "we dindu nuffin" energy

  • @upandaljm
    @upandaljm Рік тому +345

    I was having a truly crap day and this made me laugh out loud. Thanks Donut. I really owe you one for this.

    • @jaredl.1738
      @jaredl.1738 Рік тому +5

      The thumbnail was funny, the video was priceless

    • @billybob9961
      @billybob9961 Рік тому +1

      I have a better day today. My uncle has a saying, they could always be worse. And I have to say he is the happiest man I have known in my entire life no matter what happens to him. He says oh well, it could be worse. Sometimes I wonder, but honestly have a better day

    • @jackf1830
      @jackf1830 Рік тому

      Been trying to tell people this but they just won’t listen!

  • @huntertaylor367
    @huntertaylor367 Рік тому +91

    As in Dark Souls, the most deadly boss is gravity.

    • @KamiSama-fy7dh
      @KamiSama-fy7dh Рік тому

      isnt it annoying that you just killed a boss after like an hour of trying and then dying because you fell off

  • @killerbuellxb12
    @killerbuellxb12 Рік тому +22

    LMAO the fact that one of the dude had the avengers logo tatted on his throat is priceless. I laughed my ass off the whole way through.

    • @juanwick8120
      @juanwick8120 9 місяців тому +3

      I was looking for someone else who noticed that😂

  • @PatchWorm_bore_cleaners
    @PatchWorm_bore_cleaners Рік тому +145

    Much respect for the roofer.

    • @sawzalljr3621
      @sawzalljr3621 Рік тому +5

      😂

    • @PilgrimBangs
      @PilgrimBangs Рік тому +11

      It would be the framing carpenter who built the trusses and sheathed the roof. They are highly skilled craftsmen. Roofers just put on the roofing material, and they're usually drunk.

    • @PilgrimBangs
      @PilgrimBangs Рік тому +1

      @@ecardecardian7839 😆

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 Рік тому +638

    I like how even the person reporting them had to refer to them as "young teenagers" in order to not appear racist. Glad they have their priorities straight in Caughlifornya.

    • @Benjamin-1776-
      @Benjamin-1776- Рік тому +1

      >Kids
      >Teens
      >Thugs
      >Youths
      >Mayors
      >Joggers
      >Parolees
      >Juveniles
      >Hooligans
      >Hoodlums
      >Protesters
      >Teenagers
      >Pranksters
      >Youngsters
      >Ex-convicts
      >Party goers
      >Delinquents
      >Church goers
      >Young fathers
      >Jobless losers
      >Gifted athletes
      >Gang members
      >Trouble makers
      >Bus passengers
      >Aspiring rappers
      >Subway dancers
      >Repeat offenders
      >Lifelong criminals
      >Young gentlemen
      >Masked assailants
      >Lunchtime rowdies
      >Persons of interest
      >Restaurant patrons
      >Former NFL players
      >Community activists
      >Unhappy customers
      >Black Friday crowds
      >Troubled young men
      >High school students
      >Spring break partiers
      >Neighborhood bullies
      >Scholarship recipients

    • @lilpenguin092
      @lilpenguin092 Рік тому

      Did you suffer a stroke or something at the end there? Need help?

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula Рік тому +174

      My buddy called 911 because about a dozen black kids were beating up his daughter in the yard. Two were 18 and recording it. He came out of the house with a gun and chased them off. The problem? When he called 911 he referred to them the same way they refer to each other... with about the hardest "R" you ever heard... about 20 times. It was big news. The only one who supported his actions on the news and in court? His only black neighbor.

    • @JoseyWales44s
      @JoseyWales44s Рік тому +63

      @@mattmarzula We live in a seriously fucked -up society.

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat Рік тому +18

      @@mattmarzuladon’t they call each other with the “a” at the end?

  • @TerryPullen
    @TerryPullen Рік тому +39

    Up till now, I thought that every round after a shotgun blast to the head was a non-lethal round. I guess you learn something new every day.

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 4 місяці тому +4

    Broke every law except gravity is something i expect to see on a gravestone

  • @Stigst
    @Stigst Рік тому +75

    1:04 - how did that fly / gnat not make you flinch? simply amazing

    • @codybodner9253
      @codybodner9253 Рік тому +8

      i came here to see if anyone else saw that

    • @Blubery940
      @Blubery940 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @sketch-R
      @sketch-R Рік тому

      Haha eh

    • @oSKIIBOWSK1o
      @oSKIIBOWSK1o Рік тому

      same lol @@codybodner9253

    • @Brosephandbro
      @Brosephandbro Рік тому

      Im kinda new to this channel but id say its because of military training, i think he mentioned in the video i watched before this one about his "Navy Days".

  • @gordanagrizzanti6370
    @gordanagrizzanti6370 Рік тому +34

    When the Parent's gave them the Name JUSTICE and FLENOY they never thought in Million years that this two ended as Criminals!!!

  • @charlesbillock8452
    @charlesbillock8452 Рік тому +197

    If you rearang Aaron Flenoy's last name, you can literally spell "Felony." He really lived up to his name and collected felony's just like every good Pokemon player does.

    • @brandonhornung4489
      @brandonhornung4489 Рік тому +13

      Armed robbery I choose youuuuu😂

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 Рік тому +5

      Felonies.

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 Рік тому +2

      @@slappy8941 It's incredible how many people, even educated ones these days, think the plural is formed with an apostrophe. I have to admit, I did not fully understand until I was a freshman in college. I had an excellent English professor who explained to me *why* the possessive uses the apostrophe (it's a contraction) and I have never had trouble with it since.

    • @georgeelder8415
      @georgeelder8415 Рік тому

      Felonious punk... ;-)

    • @JacienV
      @JacienV Рік тому +1

      He’s like a character from Ace Attorney who was destined to be cursed because of his name lol.

  • @bigsadmcgee61
    @bigsadmcgee61 6 місяців тому +1

    His tactical dismount off a 6 story building couldn't have gone any better

  • @esmannr
    @esmannr Рік тому +17

    The fall wouldn’t kill him. It would be the quick stop at the end.

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 Рік тому +3

      The roof broke his fall/inertia. And of course, the ground is always there for you. :D

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 Рік тому +1

      "I'd like to think the last thing that went through Mr. Askew's head..... besides that buck shot, was how ol Gravity got the best of him."

  • @Waldemarvonanhalt
    @Waldemarvonanhalt Рік тому +9

    I just love how they always use euphemisms like "teens" and "youths".

  • @tonym2270
    @tonym2270 Рік тому +6

    Love the “Drop it” as he is flying through the air than “his on the roof” for the spilt second he was there.

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Рік тому

      Love the part where that didn't happen and he said that after the fall.

  • @LuckySOT
    @LuckySOT Рік тому +2

    "our little assassins creed guy" made me laugh out loud

  • @perigosu8449
    @perigosu8449 Рік тому +18

    So glad to be out of Cali. It feels surreal being able to sleep in silence without sirens and helicopters all night long.

  • @christiankopet5891
    @christiankopet5891 Рік тому +396

    Man, if only there was a law that could have prevented these criminals from getting guns.

    • @jimdandy3460
      @jimdandy3460 Рік тому +26

      Yeah laws prevent criminals from getting guns... smfh

    • @xanithrustygaming6911
      @xanithrustygaming6911 Рік тому +86

      @@jimdandy3460that would be the joke

    • @BobFromTexas
      @BobFromTexas Рік тому +43

      A law to stop the people who don’t follow laws

    • @alabamaman1372
      @alabamaman1372 Рік тому

      Just one more law. 🤡

    • @matthewedwards6454
      @matthewedwards6454 Рік тому +61

      ​@BobFromTexas why don't we just make crime illegal, if we just did that there would be no more crime.

  • @itsdhatalberto
    @itsdhatalberto Рік тому +55

    Impressed that he survived that. Love the title to the video, rushed to my office just to watch it 😂

    • @vincentmueller3717
      @vincentmueller3717 Рік тому +9

      Well, he was only shot in the head, so not much damage.

    • @russbennett5470
      @russbennett5470 Рік тому +6

      Yeah but he’s more than likely going to be blowing into a straw to move his wheel chair now

    • @danwolf307
      @danwolf307 Рік тому +2

      Disappointed!

    • @BrandonHeat243
      @BrandonHeat243 Рік тому +1

      @@russbennett5470 And people say karma doesn't exist...

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 Рік тому +2

      He gonna get a "Hard to Hurt/Kill" tattoo soon. Probably on his neck.

  • @marvinecksteincool
    @marvinecksteincool 4 місяці тому +3

    I like the first cop screming stop this mid fall😂 suspect gonna be like: allgright imma go back up again😂

    • @cuddlepaws4423
      @cuddlepaws4423 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, F*ck Newton and his stupid theory.

  • @randallromero625
    @randallromero625 Рік тому +11

    I can’t really explain it but you and your videos make me really happy. Sometimes I’ll go back and watch a bunch of your old videos and it gives me this feeling I can’t quantify but I know it’s good. Please never stop doing what you’re doing.

    • @Deathlokke
      @Deathlokke Рік тому +3

      Schadenfreude. That's the feeling you're looking for.

    • @randallromero625
      @randallromero625 Рік тому

      @@Deathlokke hahah I don’t think so because it’s not relevant to the content of the video exactly. I get the same feeling when I watch LEO recaps, it’s not the criminals getting owned it’s just him presenting.

  • @ignorantmoose7854
    @ignorantmoose7854 Рік тому +109

    Thank goodness he lived…I felt really guilty about laughing so hard when he bounced off the second roof. 😂

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 Рік тому +20

      Paperwork and taxes Californians have to pay for him now will be a bit higher than if he hadn't. Just saying.

    • @codegiver60
      @codegiver60 Рік тому +3

      SAME

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Рік тому +2

      He definitally didn't live... he took a shotgun to the head.

    • @codegiver60
      @codegiver60 Рік тому +10

      @LegDayLas he did tho... donut even said he lived lol.. @7:40

    • @DoctorDoofenshmirtz
      @DoctorDoofenshmirtz Рік тому +1

      @@LegDayLashe lived and is expected to make a full recovery other then scarring

  • @Cam_cops
    @Cam_cops Рік тому +98

    Shouting *“lemme see your hands”* whilst watching someone leap 5 stories is probly one of the wildest police commands I think I’ve ever heard.

    • @deaconblooze1
      @deaconblooze1 Рік тому +33

      "Stop resisting!" would've been funnier.

    • @JDM12983
      @JDM12983 Рік тому +6

      He said that after he fell.. learn to watch the video better...

    • @kevinlawler3252
      @kevinlawler3252 Рік тому +4

      It is pretty wild .. however it’s pretty common.. they ask for hands when you no longer have them.. and they ask it from corpses. Better safe than sorry.

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 Рік тому +11

      He misunderstood the term "making a break" for it. He also didn't know the words: stop, don't, and "hammer time."

    • @tobalaz
      @tobalaz Рік тому +2

      Kriss Kross will make ya jump jump

  • @Chris_24836
    @Chris_24836 Рік тому +2

    "You can't fight change, but you can fight gravity"

  • @rahul327
    @rahul327 Рік тому +61

    I think we have to recognise the real hero here: the officer who caught that perfectly on camera

  • @dreamersdisease2481
    @dreamersdisease2481 Рік тому +65

    "The choices we make today may affect us for the rest of our lives"- a man who tried to jump six stories to ground

    • @deaconblooze1
      @deaconblooze1 Рік тому +6

      Actually, I think the specific quote was, "duuuuuhhhhh" * drools*.

    • @HaaraldEigerson1066
      @HaaraldEigerson1066 Рік тому +3

      “… Aim for the bushes!…”

    • @tobalaz
      @tobalaz Рік тому +7

      "We aim for the concrete not because it is easy but because it is hard" ~ Flying Felon, probably

  • @Atrociousa3
    @Atrociousa3 Рік тому +27

    Gotta give roof jumper props. Had good trigger discipline

    • @herrflammen6487
      @herrflammen6487 Рік тому

      That’s about the only thing you can give him props for. Cause that intelligence is not it.

  • @Camo_Live
    @Camo_Live 7 місяців тому +1

    “Aim for the bushes” moment

  • @EvaOwnsAll
    @EvaOwnsAll Рік тому +18

    Hold up, Meatcanyon, Donut, and Demolition Ranch crossover? Thats a new combo I never thought would overlap.

  • @JohnMears-t3e
    @JohnMears-t3e Рік тому +40

    Thank you donut for always dropping quality content so that i can enjoy it while dropping logs

    • @Damian-rp9cz
      @Damian-rp9cz Рік тому

      Thats not really donut. Im reporting

  • @rmp5s
    @rmp5s Рік тому +7

    That dude bouncing off that roof makes me chuckle every. Single. Time.

  • @ToneBajc
    @ToneBajc Рік тому +4

    the 4 mugshots had me rolling, daiyaaaaaan, that justice askew

    • @markwalker8374
      @markwalker8374 6 місяців тому

      Yes Justice Askew Felony Daiyaan (well almost)

  • @prkr07
    @prkr07 Рік тому +16

    Man, I knew Assassin's Creed: Wasteland would have some glitches, but looks like they mixed up the values for fall damage and weapon damage.
    (also thanks for the video Donut)

  • @nylesthorne9759
    @nylesthorne9759 Рік тому +8

    Criminal: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!! Gravity: YOU GON LEARN TODAY!!!!

  • @monkeys482
    @monkeys482 Рік тому +12

    I feel like donut is the only channel that I see a new video from and I immediately click and stop what I'm doing

  • @falkez1514
    @falkez1514 Рік тому +2

    i love how every cop sees the dude jumping and immediately go like: "AYO WHAT THE F-"

  • @Prodigybandz
    @Prodigybandz Рік тому +6

    "Breaking Every Law Except Gravity" breaking every bone too😂😂

  • @slimrosco
    @slimrosco Рік тому +26

    I love when Los Angeles is the scene because Donuts description/re-naming of LA gets better every video. “Poop needle, hobo tent..”

    • @croom332
      @croom332 Рік тому

      because LA is the only place is the US with a homeless problem, right? 🤡🤡

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 Рік тому

      ​@@croom332You're awfully butt hurt about someone raggin on Sh*t-smear, B*tt-f*cker'sville USA........ wouldn't happen to be from there, would ya?

    • @lopwr1212
      @lopwr1212 Рік тому

      ​@@croom332Is he wrong though?

  • @mckensey17
    @mckensey17 Рік тому +39

    If you watch closely… it looks as if he tries to land on his feet, after the 30-40 foot drop.. gravity and inertia said “ not today young blood “ and he bounced off. I’m sure 3 of them are out on a no bond bail, but this guy… definitely wins a Darwin Award and is in the hospital, sipping through a straw wondering where he went wrong… it worked in GTA… 😂😂 love the content Donut ! Keep it up

    • @dotar9586
      @dotar9586 Рік тому +10

      He lived through it, so no Darwin award. He couldn't even get that right.

    • @greatleader4841
      @greatleader4841 Рік тому +1

      he had a perfect dismount and im sure he knows how to disperse the energy with a roll....only issue was he forgot jumping from those heights is only really possible if the platform is flat since you can only roll down and not up.

    • @jeffrafen
      @jeffrafen Рік тому +1

      Bro watched Naruto once and wanted to try it

    • @mckensey17
      @mckensey17 Рік тому

      @@jeffrafen Naruto is a good show! Must not what it takes 😂

    • @mckensey17
      @mckensey17 Рік тому

      @@dotar9586 true, but it’s only a matter of time with dumb shit like that

  • @theplayingimmortal1140
    @theplayingimmortal1140 Рік тому +2

    The fact the other guy just tried to act casual immediately after this is the cherry on top.

  • @sssssnake222
    @sssssnake222 Рік тому +10

    They should have put a sign on the front door exclaiming that this was a gravity-free zone.

  • @Sherpa_k2
    @Sherpa_k2 Рік тому +13

    "let me see your hands!" "let me see your hands right now!" We are dying here laughing. I'm a secret admirer and huge fan Donut. Hat tip and thank you from the Pacific Northwest.

    • @GBooth
      @GBooth Рік тому +1

      They were encouraging him. Cop probably thought that he could slow his descent a bit if he flapped.

  • @selmiravdic4798
    @selmiravdic4798 Рік тому +4

    When you described how the police got the third guy, my mind imagined half the dude's head gone with death metal playing in the background and then a 40 mike-mike gently bouncing off his body with a comedic squeak with an officer gracefully placing handcuffs on him.

  • @BigChimppin
    @BigChimppin Рік тому +1

    "you thinking what Im thinking?" "aim for the the bushes?"

  • @Rockell479
    @Rockell479 Рік тому +30

    I’m actually the most impressed with the roof he landed on for not breaking! I thought for sure he’d go right through it…. I guess California has superior construction. Must be why the houses are so expensive… 🤔

    • @timoconnell5804
      @timoconnell5804 10 місяців тому +2

      I love me some good dramatic irony

  • @corban0the1
    @corban0the1 Рік тому +29

    As a fellow short bus rider, I can confirm i saw these 4 on there quite a bit.

  • @weakhandshake
    @weakhandshake Рік тому +39

    The second I watched the original clip I knew Donut was going to make a video about it

    • @Camlor9202
      @Camlor9202 Рік тому

      Same here! I’m so glad Donut didn’t disappoint 😅

  • @KaiSupaGaming
    @KaiSupaGaming 8 місяців тому +2

    Dude was in restricted air space for a moment.

  • @taylorlibby7642
    @taylorlibby7642 Рік тому +12

    He tried to defy the law of gravity, but in his defense he never studied law.

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 Рік тому +1

      ♪ I fought the law but LAW won. ♪

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 Рік тому

      @@tearstoneactual9773 nice

    • @GBooth
      @GBooth Рік тому

      Given the way crims are handled in California, he probably though the laws didn't apply to him.

  • @PeloquiNB
    @PeloquiNB Рік тому +17

    I'm so excited. This is the first time I've gotten ti see one of your awesome videos this soon.
    Love you're breakdown videos.
    Screw anyone who complains about all the chit-chat.

  • @cjmjourney
    @cjmjourney Рік тому +9

    Dudes last name pretty much sums up how smart they are seeing as to how it’s just felony misspelled.

  • @willybe6427
    @willybe6427 Рік тому +7

    a meat canyon / donut operator mash up is the thing i never knew i needed in my life until now

  • @DrHQuinzel
    @DrHQuinzel Рік тому +5

    Unlike GTA5, if you have 1% life left after jumping you dont get to get up and run away

  • @mockler.
    @mockler. 11 місяців тому +3

    I'd rather go to prison then shatter my back and legs.

  • @EddieVillegas-q9g
    @EddieVillegas-q9g 7 місяців тому +2

    Imagine walking into somebody’s house trying to rob and the owner comes in and ships you with that 0:46

  • @caw7007
    @caw7007 Рік тому +19

    Your commentary is always great and makes me laugh. Thank you. It’s tough to find laughter in this crazy world. 💖🙏🇺🇸

    • @braddouglas7839
      @braddouglas7839 Рік тому

      I don't know, this video made me laugh hard. And there's a lot like it, lol.

  • @0N1R0GU3
    @0N1R0GU3 Рік тому +26

    love ya Donut, but that fruit fly on your nose at 1:05 in the video is HILARIOUS! you played it off like the true CHAMP you are. Gun Lovers across the world know how irritating, HUNTERS especially, flies of any kind can be, YET....through your sheer perseverance, strength of will, and nerves of STEEL, you bucked up buttercup and kept the shoot rolling!!! TRUE MAN of GENIUS?!!! good work my man....this beers for you!

    • @ns4854
      @ns4854 Рік тому +2

      Had a mike pence moment

    • @Androclese_real
      @Androclese_real Рік тому

      Y'all had me beat on the "Mike Pence Moment!" comment by seconds!
      @@ns4854

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage Рік тому

      ​@@ns4854beat me to it :(

  • @suspiciouschicken
    @suspiciouschicken 5 місяців тому +2

    Bro tried to pull a Dutch Van Der Linde

  • @docternoblex
    @docternoblex Рік тому +4

    As someone who has fallen from three stories and lived to tell the tale, that must have fucking hurt

  • @tgg_od1n554
    @tgg_od1n554 Рік тому +8

    4:04 the irony that Aarons last name just so happens to be Felony is hilarious

  • @davidward1259
    @davidward1259 Рік тому +3

    As we used to say...... "The law of gravity is strictly enforced"

  • @AdamBrown-zi7xw
    @AdamBrown-zi7xw 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro broke so many laws he thought he could break newtons laws

  • @Real_Tim_S
    @Real_Tim_S Рік тому +4

    Ha, yeah... its not the bounce that kills you, it's the second landing... (once all your bones are broken and the only thing holding in your guts and meat is the this skin bag...).
    I saw the landing of a guy off the side of Half Dome, my uncle and I were walking on the trail at the base in the mid 1990s when I was in my teens. Really set me against going into EMT or Fire work. Dude bounced, then popped. You never forget what it sounds like when a body slaps granite like that - there's what I can best decribe as "hollow coconut sound" when a skull hits. Think of it like slapping a water bed bladder and clopping two halves of a coconut under a towel... I did not eat much the rest of that trip.

  • @nopewmopan
    @nopewmopan Рік тому +6

    I already watched this one a couple times on the raw footage channel. Poor guy forgot Arthur Dent's lessons in flying.

  • @lilpenguin092
    @lilpenguin092 Рік тому +4

    I'm surprised he didn't snap back in pain when they were putting the cuffs on. If he's lucky he'll only need a wheelchair after this

  • @Outdoorkid12312
    @Outdoorkid12312 11 місяців тому +2

    “ your gravity privileges have been revoked”

  • @gabnash5998
    @gabnash5998 Рік тому +16

    Hanging out with Donut operator, MrBallen, and Meat canyon? Sounds like a “fever dream” I had once 😐

    • @Dinosaurchickin
      @Dinosaurchickin Рік тому +2

      I just looked up Meatcanyon….🙀🥺

    • @foxw875
      @foxw875 Рік тому +2

      ​@@DinosaurchickinPapa Meat is the best!

    • @justinhogg3884
      @justinhogg3884 Рік тому

      @@Dinosaurchickin Hope you don't mind losing your childhood.