Ahsoka has a Terrible Finale

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove 11 місяців тому +429

    The easiest way to guess what Thrawn is going to do next is to think of the stupidest thing someone could do in that situation and that's what he does. This guy would immediately leave his King open in a Chess game and when he loses he'd just say, "Exactly as I planned it."

    • @Peter-jl4ki
      @Peter-jl4ki 11 місяців тому +69

      Send gunships to obliterate the enemy.
      Make the gunships land and not fire on the enemy.
      Order the gunships to retreat without firing once.
      Replace the anti ground gunships with 2 of our 70 fighters.
      When the 2 fighters get Deus Ex Machina'd, wait for the enemy to ride on doggies to board your spaceship, that's on the ground for no reason.
      Make sure to open all blast doors between the enemy and the ship.
      When the enemy boards, whatever you do, do not search for the enemy.
      How? This isn't even leaving your king open, it's trying to checkmate your opponent with your own king.

    • @sneakythief298
      @sneakythief298 11 місяців тому +10

      «In this circumstance, I would call this a success.»

    • @dogwklr
      @dogwklr 11 місяців тому +6

      Yea he just pussied off at warp speed after talking to ahsoka like "hey, great game. See you next week?" After a friendly tennis match haha

    • @damienruzco
      @damienruzco 11 місяців тому +7

      No he would say “Unfortunate but acceptable losses”

    • @j4yfly
      @j4yfly 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂bruh

  • @hierzoDS
    @hierzoDS 11 місяців тому +174

    They turned Thrawn into a cat who knocked over a vase then says "I meant to do that!" He supposed to be the biggest threat since Palpatine, but they failed to show his superior intelligence and efficiency.

    • @veeclash4157
      @veeclash4157 11 місяців тому +12

      Filoni is a hack who stole Thrawn’s name and then proceeds to lobotomize him to make his girlboss female characters look better!

    • @Cba409
      @Cba409 10 місяців тому

      Stooped people cannot write intelligent characters.

  • @thesnazzycomet
    @thesnazzycomet 11 місяців тому +125

    Sabine risks the galaxy to meet Ezra again, only to leave him alone on a star destroyer full of people who wanna kill him

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah but now he’s in the real galaxy and the annoying people are in the other one. Except Hera… Wish she went to the other galaxy…

  • @terenceblakely4328
    @terenceblakely4328 11 місяців тому +129

    Disney writers have learned that they can put out crap plots, full plot holes and vagueness, knowing that the seal clappers will fill in the blanks.

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 11 місяців тому +1

      I haven’t watched since 2019 but I’m not hurting them enough ‼️

    • @greenkidd529
      @greenkidd529 11 місяців тому +2

      blind wave, kyle katarn, Star Wars THeory and all those other react channels

    • @johnnielurker
      @johnnielurker 11 місяців тому

      ​@@greenkidd529the reel rejects too

  • @MichaelCravith
    @MichaelCravith 11 місяців тому +913

    I actually like that "Ahsoka the White" is a thing in this series. It captures perfectly what this series accomplishes: nothing but superficial nonsense.

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 11 місяців тому +53

      It's just somewhat puzzling that she didn't become the Black instead, or the LatinX ..

    • @thesnazzycomet
      @thesnazzycomet 11 місяців тому +23

      Had me in the first half ngl

    • @ocboy5163
      @ocboy5163 11 місяців тому +11

      Harry Potter: how dare you stand where he stood!

    • @Arcjaw
      @Arcjaw 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ocboy5163
      Gandalf reference?

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ArcjawHarry potter not Lotr.

  • @chrisfraser5088
    @chrisfraser5088 11 місяців тому +122

    5:38 😂😂😂 amazing! The pilot literally takes their hands OFF THEIR CONTROLS to cover their face. Geezzzzus….such incredible writing!

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 11 місяців тому +54

    I love that Filoni's definition of a change of heart is a change of clothes.

  • @theonejmv
    @theonejmv 11 місяців тому +111

    Reaper is the hero we needed.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 11 місяців тому +10

      …But not the one we deserve

    • @genin69
      @genin69 11 місяців тому

      Movie buffs will enjoy this channel as well ua-cam.com/video/UTuHCbzsTEE/v-deo.htmlsi=37zRwzmH2s_7km_6

  • @dimitris_kleisiaris
    @dimitris_kleisiaris 11 місяців тому +92

    Ashoka has a Terrible begining, middle and finale all the same

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 11 місяців тому

      👍💯💯. It’s garbage form start to finish

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 11 місяців тому +10

      It’s truly one of the plots of the most terrible plots of all time

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 11 місяців тому +1

      and still managed 5 episodes of filler on top of that....

    • @monkigunfromhalo6653
      @monkigunfromhalo6653 11 місяців тому +1

      You would of had to have watched the whole show to know. Meaning you stuck around.

    • @dimitris_kleisiaris
      @dimitris_kleisiaris 11 місяців тому +1

      @@monkigunfromhalo6653 i watched ashoka passively from channels like this one so it was more entertaining

  • @mysteriouscapitalist4033
    @mysteriouscapitalist4033 11 місяців тому +81

    Ahsoka is the best cure for insomnia.

  • @charliegoldrick2442
    @charliegoldrick2442 11 місяців тому +329

    The shills are in full defense mode of this show, they are the reason why star wars is in the state its in.

    • @chasecreamer727
      @chasecreamer727 11 місяців тому +6

      Not a Disney shill, I just like the show. Flawed? Yeah, but I still enjoyed it. Still better than the sequels.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 11 місяців тому +89

      @@chasecreamer727 Demand better than ''better than the sequels''.

    • @nigelpisswater484
      @nigelpisswater484 11 місяців тому +15

      prequel fans are actually hurting star wars at this point

    • @ian-flanagan
      @ian-flanagan 11 місяців тому +24

      @@chasecreamer727Fair enough, but you deserve better for your loyalty. It seems the more loyal fans are, the safer the studio feels in smearing the quality out over more hours of content, like butter over too much bread 🧈 🍞

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@nigelpisswater484its not pt or ot fans. Its ALL FANS that for some damn reason keep holding for hope

  • @eachthebabyperry6716
    @eachthebabyperry6716 11 місяців тому +254

    I think Ahsoka dying to Vader was a good way to end her character, instead they decided to stretch out her existence.

    • @emmanuelmolina836
      @emmanuelmolina836 11 місяців тому +40

      Filoni couldn't dare kill her beloved OC

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 11 місяців тому +7

      EXACTLY!

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 11 місяців тому +18

      @@smugplush Wow. That explains a lot. How much longer is Dave gonna keep his precious orange girl alive?

    • @cryalot378
      @cryalot378 10 місяців тому +6

      right? RIGHT? I was so excited for her end in the rebels (don't get me wrong I am not a psycho, I like Ahsoka, but I think dying to Vader was a perfect end to their long relationship, from an artistic point of view it was an excellent idea) but then... yeah... Ezra found an illegal way of saving her

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 10 місяців тому +2

      She would a been so at peace her Force Ghost would haunt Vader probably

  • @OverLorD768
    @OverLorD768 11 місяців тому +400

    So the big "Avengers level" threat that they were trying to prevent from returning into the galaxy is one half-beaten Star Destroyer with a bunch of zombie Storm Troopers who's only trait is being even more useless than regular Storm Troopers, three knockoff Bene Gesserit witches, and the biggest moron in the entire Empire military that makes The First Order look like a competent bunch to lead them all.
    This entire "threat" would take Luke what, half a day to deal with? Oh yeah, that's right, Filoni hates Luke because he outshines his waifu and original characters, and Kennedy hates Luke because he's a man.

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 11 місяців тому +85

      Also, look at what they've done to my boy Thrawn. I guess Filoni's ego didn't allowed them to call Timothy Zahn to work on Thrawn in this show. You know, the guy who created the character, and who loves him so much that he wrote nine novels abouth him, six of which are in the Mouse canon.

    • @Near2L
      @Near2L 11 місяців тому +45

      Exactly in the novels he was a threat and it was Luke's group that went against thrawn,but nah disney,kk,and filoni all wanna push their stupid agendas and shoe horn ahsoka into everything 💀💀

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn 11 місяців тому +32

      This take years after rotj, why haven’t we seen any Jedi from Luke’s academy? In the Jedi outcast games him and his order actually helped defeat the foe, who seems more competent than blue Elon musk in this crappy series.

    • @Andalaeknir86
      @Andalaeknir86 11 місяців тому +3

      Where do you get that filoni hates luke. The heir to the Empire story line has only just started. And from what. I picked up from the interviews, he doesn't want to deviate to mich of what was already a great story on a great character, Thrawn

    • @Gdsryrox
      @Gdsryrox 11 місяців тому +23

      @@Andalaeknir86 He doesn’t like Luke cus he wants to make Ahsoka the main character. Once Disney brought SW the clone wars series when it picked up again was all about Ahsoka

  • @lionofthemorning7997
    @lionofthemorning7997 11 місяців тому +154

    Ahsoka has some of the most horrific lightsaber “combat” ever produced.
    It’s embarrassing.

    • @gusfring6887
      @gusfring6887 11 місяців тому +34

      She looks like she has severe arthritis

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 11 місяців тому +23

      Me and my brother had better lightsaber choreography when we were kids!

    • @robertfitzjohn4755
      @robertfitzjohn4755 11 місяців тому +17

      It's like the choreographer watched the worst swordplay in TV and movie history, then said "hold my beer".
      But the "characters" wave lightsabers around, and that's all it takes to give the clapping seals fangasms.

    • @jamesc8968
      @jamesc8968 11 місяців тому

      Did you see the bit where Morgan tried to kick Ashoka right in the path of her lightsaber and Ashoka dodged out of the way to avoid her kick. Just cut the stupid bitches leg off!

    • @crfstewarje
      @crfstewarje 11 місяців тому

      America is trash at doing any good choreography, animated movies and shows included.

  • @DelightfullyMADD
    @DelightfullyMADD 11 місяців тому +103

    Sabine doesn't just unlock the Force without any training. She was flat out NOT Force sensitive, which means that no matter how much she tried, no matter how much she trained, she simply should not ever have been able to use the Force, period.
    Sabine suddenly being able to use the Force simply 'because' breaks so much of the established lore and underlying rules of the entire setting that it makes my brain hurt. In one fell swoop, Sabine basically invalidated the Jedi, the Sith, and all other Force traditions within the entire canon, who for thousands upon thousands of years specifically sought out Force Sensitive individuals precisely because they could use the Force where nobody else could. Palpatine actively sought out Force Sensitive younglings precisely because of their Force sensitivity. The Jedi sought them out for that reason.
    But now with Sabine, she outright introduced the Oprah meme "You get to be a Jedi! You get to be a Jedi!! Everybody gets to be a Jedi!!!"
    Being a Force user is now no longer special. It's no longer unique. It no longer requires someone to be born with the affinity, setting them apart from the vast majority. And why? Because people like Filoni are terrified of facing the reality that, in real life, people aren't equal. We're not all the same, we're not all equal. Some people... are just simply better than others. This is the reality. Some people are naturally talented, for whatever reason, and others are not. It may make people uncomfortable, but it is the true nature of the world.
    By making being Force Sensitive something literally anybody can do... the Force is now officially dead as a concept. It's no longer special, it's no longer interesting or unique. It's just a thing that literally anybody can do with just a bare minimum of training, making the majority of the Galaxy stupid for not being able to figure out that "Straining your face like you're taking a sh*t is the secret to telekinesis".
    Ahsoka is officially the last nail in the Star Wars coffin. Sabine as a character has completely invalidated one of the fundamental aspects of the setting, the Magic System, and rendered it utterly meaningless. Sabine, garbage character from day one, is now the Death Knell for the whole setting, and she should go down in Star Wars history as the character who destroyed the brand in it's entirety.

    • @davidkosiba624
      @davidkosiba624 11 місяців тому +14

      I mean Rey already broke the part where you don't need training to be a master in the force lol , but yes Sabine found out how to become force sensitive as a non force sensitive person , Gideon had hundreds of scientist and doctors, force sensitive samples, likely some kind of dark sorcery going on for years to have force sensitive clones but Sabine , Sabine says 'I am all the Jedi' and she is force sensitive from that point , Rey as the chosen one obviously have the power to give the force to anybody even if they are not force sensitive, honestly amazing writing there

    • @l.aliban5122
      @l.aliban5122 11 місяців тому +3

      Facts my man

    • @ArcLucius
      @ArcLucius 11 місяців тому +10

      true, the fact is strengthen by huyang himself, he said that sabine is the worst choices as padawan.
      they should let sabine stay as mandalorian fighter instead become a typical woke sjw character.

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 11 місяців тому +7

      Well in Disney Star Wars, being run through with a lightsaber doesn't kill you either , so anything is possible.
      Anyway as we all know STAR WARS is dead. Nearly the whole industry has been taken over by joyless unimaginative woke activists who piggy back on other people's idea's to spew their nonsense.
      it's probably time to look elsewhere for our entertainment.

    • @unpearls5592
      @unpearls5592 11 місяців тому +3

      I agree man, i didnt even watch rebels but when i saw sabine was somehow force sensitive i knew that was wrong. Also what bothered me the most was how the ending played out, why the hell are sabine and ahsoka so contempt after everything? Why are they smiling? They did exactly everything possible wrong by not destroying the map and letting thrawn return it actually boggles my mind. The only thing “positive” i see out of this is that sabine and DISNEY ahsoka are stranded out in another universe so we dont have to see them again lol.

  • @Daanootje36
    @Daanootje36 11 місяців тому +28

    "He is even worse than a broken clock, because that at least gets something right twice a day."
    You earned a sub for that line alone, well done sir!

  • @she-venom9842
    @she-venom9842 11 місяців тому +106

    I like how the Stormtrooper didn't even bother to break Sabine's hands from using her fake force and still let her to stab him what a joke Filoni is toxic simp😆 General Grievous did that to Obi Van

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 11 місяців тому +41

      Dude, Grievous was disrespected enough by Filoni himself in the "Clone Wars', where he was turned into pathetic saturday morning cartoon villain who gets his ass handed to him by gungans of all people. You don't have to dig his grave by spelling his name like that.

    • @AQS521
      @AQS521 11 місяців тому

      Yep, I will never get over how heavily Filoni nerfed Grievous. Not even just nerfed but made him into a complete fucking fool @@OverLorD768

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn 11 місяців тому +7

      Grievous was messed up in that series.

    • @ubermorph1000
      @ubermorph1000 11 місяців тому +1

      George Lucas wasn't happy with the way Grievous was depicted in the 2003 clone wars show

    • @Gdsryrox
      @Gdsryrox 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ubermorph1000 it’s not that he hated it he felt that Grevoise was too strong/powerful and would detract away from the actual Sith and Darthvader

  • @Beef3D
    @Beef3D 11 місяців тому +85

    modern disney (and a lot of Hollywood too) character development basically boils down to either neurotic children with zero control on their emotions, carboard cutouts of characters with no emotions whatsoever pretending to be "stoic", or bargain bin comic book tier superheroes/villains with less dimension to them than an empty sticky note.

    • @Toraryuko
      @Toraryuko 11 місяців тому +9

      And this all is shoved down our throats as positive traits.

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 11 місяців тому

      @@Toraryukopeople are addicted to idolatry. They can’t stop, even if it’s poop 💩

    • @crfstewarje
      @crfstewarje 11 місяців тому +1

      Name the last piece of media you saw that has ANY good character development.

  • @WiseOwl_1408
    @WiseOwl_1408 11 місяців тому +32

    Even my super fan friend game up on this show. He loved the cartoons back in the day

  • @couguard
    @couguard 11 місяців тому +37

    If you have not watched the cartoons, you are confused by this show. If you DID watch the cartoons, you are insulted by this show.

    • @Civil_Protection_Unit_DK-2496
      @Civil_Protection_Unit_DK-2496 11 місяців тому +3

      this, i dig the stormtrooper armor though

    • @Jadensdivine22
      @Jadensdivine22 3 місяці тому

      I watched the cartoons and this was still pretty ass. One thing that was really annoying he said was about the night sisters like bruh in the clone wars they show grievious and droid’s slaughtering the whole population

  • @Toraryuko
    @Toraryuko 11 місяців тому +32

    Thrawn is the embodiment of Bob Iger or Disney altogether as they also do everything not to win despite having the means for it.

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 11 місяців тому +110

    Sabine whole characters identity was Mandalorian hardened fighter, tech wizard, reckless not in a stupid way, and maybe a young girl trying to find Ezra for love. They just flipped a switch and turned her into an asexually strong woman Jedi. Like we needed another one of those…

    • @rayleth5979
      @rayleth5979 11 місяців тому +9

      Honestly, her ability to use the force just undermines her value as a mandalorian battle chick. We already have Ahsoka for the battle hardened Jedi

    • @inezdreyer1228
      @inezdreyer1228 11 місяців тому +12

      And it is complete nonsense as Sabine was trained by Bendu and he as well as Kanan would have recognised if she is really force sensitive. The other thing is, Asoka refused to train Grogu because of his age, but trains Sabine? This is all completely senseless and destroys Sabines story arc from rebels.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 11 місяців тому +13

      By the way, her giving Baylan the map is character assassination. She once made a deal with Empire, designed a weapon for them, which they used on her people and her family rejected her. She would never make the same mistake again, especially if there's no guarantee Ezra is alive.

    • @GreenNinj4
      @GreenNinj4 7 місяців тому +1

      She was already a Mary Sue in Rebels, but at least she was likeable back then

    • @draxianhyserski1654
      @draxianhyserski1654 5 місяців тому

      @@Сайтамен In order for this to be in the show script, there would need to be a real consistency between Ahsoka & Rebels, and all we got was cameo festival.
      That hurts more when you hated Rebels at the beginning for animation style, but it grew for you with story writing, that now got totally retconned.

  • @orangefantaafan
    @orangefantaafan 11 місяців тому +11

    the way he insults the shows hes reviewing and his accent never fails to make me laugh😂😂

  • @vexmyth0clast
    @vexmyth0clast 11 місяців тому +55

    It’s safe to assume most of Disney writers have brain worms. These shows just get stupider by the episode. Every new show the cycle just begins, episode after episode of pointless stupid plots that go nowhere.

    • @JimH.
      @JimH. 11 місяців тому

      Brain worms implies they have brains.

    • @brianmurphy6480
      @brianmurphy6480 11 місяців тому

      Inquisitor Eisenhorn would like a word with you...

    • @efcdk92
      @efcdk92 11 місяців тому

      Wasn't Filoni around before Disney?

  • @MarvinHartmann452
    @MarvinHartmann452 11 місяців тому +6

    Imagine going as far as another galaxy, just to friendzone someone.

  • @damienruzco
    @damienruzco 11 місяців тому +119

    How long has Ezra lived on that planet in the wilderness? But yeah Sabine is probably more experienced at riding the local wildlife she should take the reins with Ezra in the back

    • @mo_musashi_284
      @mo_musashi_284 11 місяців тому +1

      Seriously what dude would ride bitch unless he was severely injured

    • @DoubleClefFm
      @DoubleClefFm 11 місяців тому +16

      Ezra is just one complete useless character.

    • @BottomShelfGames
      @BottomShelfGames 11 місяців тому +15

      Not only that but Ezra's literal power that makes him special is talking/bonding with animals...

    • @davidkosiba624
      @davidkosiba624 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@DoubleClefFmAnd the actor is also not a good cast , just because he looks like Ezra he can't act like Ezra

    • @MikeMarlowe-ym3zy
      @MikeMarlowe-ym3zy 6 місяців тому +1

      @@davidkosiba624he doesn’t look like Ezra just because he also has a massive nose.

  • @qui-gonrick7002
    @qui-gonrick7002 11 місяців тому +14

    The ending would be somewhat satisfying if Ahsoka and Sabine are permanently stuck in the other galaxy and we never see them again.

  • @durrangodsgrief6503
    @durrangodsgrief6503 11 місяців тому +11

    thrawn in lore: a terrifyingly brilliant commander and general who would have carried the empire to success
    thrawn in matriarchy: re*arded

  • @6Tainted1370
    @6Tainted1370 11 місяців тому +50

    FINALLY! Me and my mum love watching you, you're funny as fuck.

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn 11 місяців тому +5

      You must have a great mother 😮

    • @magnushorus5670
      @magnushorus5670 11 місяців тому +4

      Ahhh that’s nice

    • @6Tainted1370
      @6Tainted1370 11 місяців тому +4

      @@yleyatarn I love her to bits, fought tooth and nail to help me get where I am, not to spill the beans but I'm autistic you see, so she's put in a lot of effort to support me, forever grateful.

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 9 місяців тому

      Ehhh.. He says funny words thats for sure. The whole outrage schtick gets old…

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN 11 місяців тому +164

    5:41 That right there my favorite scene.
    The pilot of the Thai Fighter does not perform evasive maneuvers but instead takes his hands off the controls so he can shield his face with his arms, a more than useless gesture against a collision with a larger craft.
    This is very symbolic for the amount of understanding the writers have how anything in the real world works.
    Yes, you might do this as a reflex, but only if you were NOT in control of the vehicle, and if you are, believe me: You're going to try your best to swerve out of the way of oncoming traffic. I have been there. 😁

    • @CowboyRobot2000
      @CowboyRobot2000 11 місяців тому +24

      "Thai" fighter. Like from 'Blue Harvest.' 🤣👍

    • @Vizr
      @Vizr 11 місяців тому +19

      THAI FIGHTER 😂

    • @ocboy5163
      @ocboy5163 11 місяців тому +9

      THAI fighter. Good one XD

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn 11 місяців тому +8

      Thai fighter Ah yes my favorite.

    • @michaellane5381
      @michaellane5381 11 місяців тому +4

      But how was he supposed to evade ALL that air traffic blocking him in?😂 this is why Thrawn didn't send 10 fighters, he wanted to make sure they couldn't beat his Tie fighter bowling score.

  • @jamesrichards802
    @jamesrichards802 11 місяців тому +6

    the scouse accent only adds to the on point comments XD

  • @ocboy5163
    @ocboy5163 11 місяців тому +12

    A wise man once said "if you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention."

  • @AbuTate69
    @AbuTate69 11 місяців тому +2

    “He’s even worse than a broken clock because at least that gets something right twice a day” OOF

  • @inblackestnight9256
    @inblackestnight9256 11 місяців тому +42

    Apparently turbo lasers from a capital ship pack as much punch as a handheld blaster now. While I haven't watched the show; only clips from reviews, it seems a lot of the nonsense could've been reduced if Sabine's Force sensitivity plot was removed entirely... and the characters acted more like their animated versions. There's less stakes and suspense than there was in Rebels, and with worse acting!

  • @premium_chicken_nuggy
    @premium_chicken_nuggy 11 місяців тому +18

    Never change dude. Good shit.

  • @mrprophet9916
    @mrprophet9916 11 місяців тому +13

    I was anticipating your finale review of Ahsoka, more than the entire series.

  • @Mr.Branderson
    @Mr.Branderson 11 місяців тому +26

    The worst part about having the Dathomir witches in this show is that its a wet dream for Dave Filoni. Unlike the force, which has a well built system around it (although that doesn't always stop Disney from doing whatever they want sometimes,) Dathomir magic is still a very underused and underdeveloped system, which means Filoni can just do whatever the fuck he wants with it and when people ask questions, he can just go "It'S WiTcH MaGiC"

  • @BlazeFireMC
    @BlazeFireMC 11 місяців тому +16

    If a season 2 of Ashoka means a "season 2" of Reaper and Disparu reviewing it, heck, I'm all for it!

  • @j.a.velarde5901
    @j.a.velarde5901 11 місяців тому +10

    When human beings have no reason to make an effort? Then they won't make an effort. They'll just lap up the millions and apply the least effort possible... -- WITH THIS DESCRIPTION I DEFINE ALL OF HOLLYWOOD --

  • @FreeIreland
    @FreeIreland 11 місяців тому +8

    Lets foookkng go boi!
    Much love from Ireland lad..

  • @e4unow421
    @e4unow421 11 місяців тому +10

    Sabines cat is now dead.

    • @yolo6670
      @yolo6670 11 місяців тому +6

      I mean you aren't wrong tho

    • @yolo6670
      @yolo6670 11 місяців тому +2

      Since a cat can live without 4 days without water

  • @bjrnerikholster1058
    @bjrnerikholster1058 11 місяців тому +41

    Well spoken analysis. Soon the shills will start hyping up the next Disney Star Wars project. 😔Whomever writes these stories should never graduate past middle school. I wrote better stories with crayons as a twelve year old.

    • @BetaRayBill32
      @BetaRayBill32 11 місяців тому +8

      I was making up Star Wars RPG characters at about the same age. Even then I knew that making a Mandalorian Jedi would be lame. Filoni hasn't figured that out yet.

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@BetaRayBill32 Yeah, it completely negates the WAR between both factions. Why would a Mandalorian become a Jedi? That's like an Ottoman Janissary fighting alongside a British soldier.

    • @konstantinosnikolakakis8125
      @konstantinosnikolakakis8125 11 місяців тому +1

      @gimmeyourrights8292 Jannisary and a British soldier actually makes more sense because, you know, it happened, multiple times, like when the British helped the Ottomans kick Napoleon out of the Middle East in 1800.

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 11 місяців тому

      @@konstantinosnikolakakis8125 Fine a Janissary and a French soldier?

  • @sebulbathx
    @sebulbathx 11 місяців тому +18

    I haven't seen Rebels but I know Thrawn is a general that is the smartest war leader in the galaxy basically. In Ahsoka they use his reputation from Rebels to make him look outsmarted and dumb only to make Ahsoka, Sabine and every other female character involved look great and smart without doing anything of importance themselves.
    And that is the modern feminist recipe for getting ahead in life to bring others or men down to look good without doing anything of importance or really achieve anything.
    But what I really wonder is do they think they are subtle with their message and viewers don't see through their agenda?

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 11 місяців тому +2

      They have never been subtle ever since they thought Rey's abuse of Finn was empowering.

    • @sebulbathx
      @sebulbathx 9 місяців тому +2

      @@pantheman2842 True.

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 11 місяців тому +276

    The Ahsoka show has made me realize that Ahsoka as a character breaks the Prequels, OT and even the Sequels, because why does Anakin have an apprentice when he's not even a Jedi Master, and where the *_fuck_* has she been for the last 30 years?

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 11 місяців тому +22

      Doesn't she force talk to Ray Ray Palpatine in the last movie, implying she's dead? Or was that a different character.

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 11 місяців тому +140

      Because Ashoka was supposed to die during Order 66, or even earlier, to further spyral Anakin's downfall into the Dark Side of the Force. According to Lucas who co-created her, at least. But Filoni would rather die that allow anything to happen with his waifu. Heck, Ahsoka already had a perfect send-off to her character in Season 2 of "Rebels", with her dying in duel with Vader. But no, Filoni literaly went full Barry Allen on Star Wars space and time just to save her, and now we have a character that serves no purpose, wasn't participating in the fall of the Empire, and is breaking the entire OT narrative since Yoda said to Luke "Once I'm gone, you'll be the last jedi".

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 11 місяців тому +64

      @@OverLorD768 A man being the last Jedi? LMAO! Not under Disney!

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 11 місяців тому +42

      @@MariaIsabellaZNN Disney confirmed that Ahsoka is still alive in "Rise of Miss Palpatine". Probably because they were too afraid to piss off Filoni, I mean, her fans.

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn 11 місяців тому +20

      Gosh she’s the worst character in this universe.

  • @karolclark791
    @karolclark791 11 місяців тому +5

    Thrawn is literally that meme where a dude goes cycling and he jams a stick into the wheel then falls down. In Thrawns case after falling down he'd say "just as I have planned"

  • @prettycorpsedoll7106
    @prettycorpsedoll7106 11 місяців тому +10

    love you reaper always makes me giggle

  • @MikeCivile
    @MikeCivile 11 місяців тому +10

    I've been dying to hear how you'd tear this one up. Must have taken a while to was thru so much dogshit.

  • @NikoAndersson
    @NikoAndersson 11 місяців тому +13

    Everybody knew... They used everything to catch fans' attention (Anakin, Thrawn, Ezra), but they have no thoughts on their own...

  • @luminaraunduli2791
    @luminaraunduli2791 9 місяців тому +2

    I literally think Filoni "writes" by playing with little action figures like Lord Helmet in Spaceballs, saying lines in their voices, making sound effect noises, etc. The way Balen and Shin just disappeared in the last episode is like he put those 2 dolls in the corner cuz he wasn't playing with them at the moment, but then realized he needed to show something about them at the end. It feels like if he isn't currently playing with some person place or thing, it is just in a suspended animation doing nothing until the next time he decides to play with it.

  • @crypticknight3652
    @crypticknight3652 11 місяців тому +540

    I thought it was funny how Sabine crashed the ship without it and her exploding into millions of pieces and how she walked out all smug as if nothing happened and no one got mad at her for DESTROYING their only mode of transportation. It's like a teenager crashing his parents' car and then walking back home as if they didn't do anything wrong.

    • @aidanforman5950
      @aidanforman5950 11 місяців тому +57

      Of course, the smug look and posture is a given with Sabine in this show. The city is holding a memorial for your presumably dead friend? Runaway unannounced, and be S M U G about it. Ahsoka comes back after years? Default to S M U G setting. Just destroyed the only transportation to get you back home so you, along with all your friends, don't die? Default to S M U G setting.

    • @crypticknight3652
      @crypticknight3652 11 місяців тому +3

      @@aidanforman5950 🤣

    • @aidanforman5950
      @aidanforman5950 11 місяців тому +27

      @@crypticknight3652
      The show should be called something like:
      Sabine and friends: Rise of the SMUG

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn 11 місяців тому +25

      She gets no consequences for screwing up everyone yet the Asian dude probably got fired for doing his job 😂

    • @ocboy5163
      @ocboy5163 11 місяців тому +14

      That’s modern writing for you

  • @banditobrick2245
    @banditobrick2245 11 місяців тому +11

    Yeeesss I’ve bin waiting for this to finally come out

  • @johanmard5043
    @johanmard5043 11 місяців тому +9

    'These clapping seals...' Would be a good band name.

  • @zzzzppppooooo
    @zzzzppppooooo 11 місяців тому +6

    They literally ripped of treasures planet...this ball-map thing and even the freaking space whales...this is so sad 😅

  • @SuperMrBlaze
    @SuperMrBlaze 11 місяців тому +14

    "There should be a point to movies. Sure, you're giving people a diversion from the cold world for a bit, but at the same time, you pass on some facts and rules and maybe a little bit of wisdom."
    George Lucas

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 11 місяців тому +5

    Ahsoka has a terrible everything!

  • @3weiter
    @3weiter 11 місяців тому +5

    Well, I Thrawn and a star destroyer, a battalion of tie-fighters, and a legion of stormtroopers can't stop, let alone hit, two riding mounts on the ground - well, then I think the galaxy will just fine.

  • @JeffKlavir
    @JeffKlavir 11 місяців тому +2

    "30 years of child support! " - 🤣🤣

  • @punishedmatteson7108
    @punishedmatteson7108 11 місяців тому +4

    I don't even care anymore. Thanks, Kathy!

  • @DavidTyler-o6t
    @DavidTyler-o6t 11 місяців тому +12

    At 8 years old back in 2008 I knew Filoni was a professional nobody… in 2019 those suspicions were affirmed when watching the mandalorian… in clone wars season 7 they were 100% confirmed I don’t understand how he gets work

    • @mazkeraid4039
      @mazkeraid4039 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, because he’s not all that of a big shot as other people helped out and they never get the credit they deserved.

  • @WeOnlyEatSoup
    @WeOnlyEatSoup 11 місяців тому +7

    Your reviews save me so much time, I appreciate it

  • @Krapvag
    @Krapvag 11 місяців тому +3

    I can't stop watching Sabine's fight coreography, it's somehow more embarrassing than Ahsoka's attempts to bring a plane into land at the airport

  • @huub5119
    @huub5119 11 місяців тому +6

    Thrawn is actually my favourite character from rebels, because his intelligence meant he was always a big threat, but they completely massacred him here. Lore accurate Thrawn would have won here without breaking a sweat.

  • @whos-the-stiff
    @whos-the-stiff 11 місяців тому +48

    How the f**k has Filoni been around SW and Lucasfilm for so long and not get the point of TIE fighters ? They sacrifice shields and hyperdrive for agility and firepower, why the hell would a TIE fighter pilot take his hands off the controls to cover his face at the very slow approach of the larger ship, his craft could dance rings around that thing.

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 11 місяців тому

      Filoni: *Jacks off furiously* Oh yeah, you make those space ships go 'BOOM!'

    • @whos-the-stiff
      @whos-the-stiff 11 місяців тому +3

      @Strider449 that sounds atrocious, I'm glad that show passed me by. Thrawn deserved better than Filoni.

  • @AnaheimElectronicsInc.
    @AnaheimElectronicsInc. 11 місяців тому +17

    Dude you gotta do Obiwan!!!!

  • @SaviorMachine84
    @SaviorMachine84 11 місяців тому +9

    I died at 5:41. The pilots see a ship heading straight for them and instead of pulling up or right they try to block their face with their hands XD

  • @Monolithinteal
    @Monolithinteal 11 місяців тому +4

    Been refreshing all day for this 🤣

  • @alexdgonc
    @alexdgonc 11 місяців тому +5

    you’re friggin hilarious! and spot on, as always

  • @BusrtNova
    @BusrtNova 11 місяців тому +13

    I still can't get over how they massacred my boy, Ezra😢

  • @RyanTheDark
    @RyanTheDark 11 місяців тому +18

    I have read fanfictions which were slow pace that was better than this show. Nothing have been accomplished. If you wanna waste your time, watch this show.

  • @GB-mu9ue
    @GB-mu9ue 11 місяців тому +5

    Thank fuck. Cheers Reaper.

  • @emilioochoa2862
    @emilioochoa2862 11 місяців тому +4

    You know a good idea would be that the reason thrawn never got off the planet would've been if Ezra either solo or with natives have been waging guerrilla warfare on thrawn destroying any chance of him escaping until he managed to scrounge up a long range satellite and sent a distress signal to the remaining imperial forces.

  • @wildside4822
    @wildside4822 11 місяців тому +5

    REEEEEEPER!!!!

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 11 місяців тому +10

    Just like your Willow reviews and ones of Witcher, I must say that these are very spot on. Not to mention the Womandalorian show as well, keep up the good work Reaper. You do the gods work by showing stupidity upon such writers.

  • @jev5117
    @jev5117 11 місяців тому +4

    i think the low key worse part of all of these shows is that all the crazy alien races just look like b-list actors in face paint

  • @jeremybrimmer1990
    @jeremybrimmer1990 11 місяців тому +4

    They chose to do it

  • @valterreboredo
    @valterreboredo 11 місяців тому +4

    Harry Potter Witches! 👌🤣

  • @lordveteran9126
    @lordveteran9126 11 місяців тому +5

    These writers wouldent recognise a selfless act...even if I took a bullet for them.... so I wouldent bother....🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @majorastorm
    @majorastorm 11 місяців тому +15

    Episode 8 was a let down. Ezra and Sabine's reunion felt off not genuine.
    Sabine being able to use the force to put ezra in the star destroyer moments after unlocking the force made no sense

  • @CowboyRobot2000
    @CowboyRobot2000 11 місяців тому +7

    I really used to love Rosario Dawson in anything she was in. I see this and all I can think is, "What the actual fuck?!"

  • @palpatinesboi9549
    @palpatinesboi9549 11 місяців тому +5

    I was more excited for this review than the episode itself. And more satisfied with the end result

  • @est_9855
    @est_9855 11 місяців тому +3

    Thanks Reaper!!

  • @brad5426
    @brad5426 11 місяців тому +1

    I need to see a compilation of how many arm crosses happen in Ahsoka

  • @sneakythief298
    @sneakythief298 11 місяців тому +14

    i don't get it, Ahsoka said first that they have to let ezra stay in that galaxy because they could not risk Thrawn returning, but at the end it's ok because Ezra did too?

  • @joshuaandras5467
    @joshuaandras5467 11 місяців тому +2

    Return of the King

  • @androgyny77
    @androgyny77 11 місяців тому +4

    I mean, if there's one thing you're not wrong about - it's that Sabine is a kheunt.

  • @tyraelpl
    @tyraelpl 6 місяців тому

    "I will always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory" - admiral Thrawn

  • @wiiagent
    @wiiagent 11 місяців тому +3

    perfectly said and summed up!

  • @Troopertroll
    @Troopertroll 11 місяців тому +1

    Don't forget the nightcap, that the episode was titled, "The Jedi, The Witch, and the Warlord".

  • @Lestat21500
    @Lestat21500 11 місяців тому +5

    Contrivance should be the name of the show.

  • @teobratuteodor1728
    @teobratuteodor1728 11 місяців тому +1

    "the giant space coKc ring was" insane. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CubanaWriter
    @CubanaWriter 11 місяців тому +8

    I’d like to share a theory (more of a coping mechanism honestly) that helps me reconcile all the insane things that have happened with Star Wars since Disney took over. This show, the other DF Mando-verse shows, and the sequel trilogy are all part of a pocket Star Wars universe created when Ezra pulled Ahsoka out of her final battle with Darth Vader in the WBW a la Donnie Darko. For it to properly correct itself, Ahsoka must return to her place in the timeline and die in her duel with Vader like she was supposed to. The longer she stays in it, the crazier everything gets. Since she doesn’t understand that and can’t/won’t return to her place in the timeline, this unstable universe will eventually collapse on itself. The original EU is the real Star Wars universe that happens when Ahsoka dies when and how she was meant to.

    • @AImighty_Loaf
      @AImighty_Loaf 11 місяців тому

      Damn dude, new Star Wars is so bad it drove you mad

    • @mysteria_a
      @mysteria_a 11 місяців тому +1

      This is a better "story" or an explanation than anything that Filoni created in these past years. And it would actually make sense, considering how big of a pile of shit the current Star Wars is.

  • @the0peratoR
    @the0peratoR 11 місяців тому +4

    Wheres my snack...

  • @miller42
    @miller42 11 місяців тому +15

    This show was just SW Rebels all over again (the adults and villains are dumb and are easily defeated by the kids). Filoni's biggest mistake was to bring Thrawn into Disney Wars, the most bland and safe version of Star Wars, the one where everybody can be a Force user if the plot requires it.
    I wish Dave Filoni would let Ahsoka go. She should have died a long time ago. He is destroying the entire franchise.

  • @hookjames4426
    @hookjames4426 11 місяців тому +5

    Man, I've been waiting for this review. By the way, you have a patreon account then I would be more than happy to contribute

  • @Valen-mh9fh
    @Valen-mh9fh 11 місяців тому +2

    Thanks Reaper, that child support is a killer! 😂
    Funny how Ahsoka and Sabine seem to either: (a) know the plot and that Ezra is okay; or (b) dont seem to give a crap about their friend being stuck alone on a Star Destroyer with Thrawn, the Witches, and a battalion of Storm Troopers. They're meant to be the heroes! 😂

  • @petermurphy4170
    @petermurphy4170 11 місяців тому +7

    It was the worse Star Wars show to date. Dave has shown us he can’t do anything good without Georges supervision. I’m done with starwars and Disney it’s proper shite. Thank you for seeing it the same way I did. Any fan who thinks that’s good tv has a baby brain. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tarquin2718
    @Tarquin2718 11 місяців тому +2

    Thrawn should have killed Sabine the moment he saw her.
    Just think about what would happen. No Ezra, nowhere for Ahsoka to go. Just lock up the tower completely and make it unclimbable. Fix your point defense weapons on your star destroyer and keep them fully manned and get your cargo in the ship, as soon as that is done hyperspeed out of there.
    Result no more Sabine, Ezra and Ahsoka are alone in the galaxy far far away.

    • @DocDastardly91
      @DocDastardly91 3 місяці тому

      She should've been killed by the sith characters before or after retrieving the map.

  • @BansheeNT-D
    @BansheeNT-D 11 місяців тому +3

    Huyang is just there, but he is the only competent and likable character in this shitshow.

    • @mazkeraid4039
      @mazkeraid4039 11 місяців тому

      So is Baylan and Shin, and they are just there without a reason.

  • @MyZerocool007
    @MyZerocool007 11 місяців тому +1

    Star Wars is currently famous for 2 things... Seals and Shills

  • @00Kuja00
    @00Kuja00 11 місяців тому +11

    I don't watch any Star Wars anymore, but something I noticed. Why would a head blow kill a zombie that is made by magic? Head hits usually works in a universe when zombies are a result of a bio-weapon or something scientific. Magical zombies, like for example in Warhammer lore, only dies if you kill the magic around it or the necromancer.

    • @matiasluukkanen7718
      @matiasluukkanen7718 11 місяців тому

      And in any case, isn't idea of zombies and undead in general that they survive injuries that kill the living?
      Zombies that die as easily as stormtroopers are... redundant.

    • @ninjamasterbuilder8675
      @ninjamasterbuilder8675 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah and in the Clone Wars Dathomirians already made zombies fight against the CIS when Grievous invaded the planet which was dead night sisters controlled by the eldest nightsister hidden in a cave and the only way the night witches zombie army was killed was when Grievous stabbed old Dakka with his lightsabers causing the zombie army to die again and the nightwitches to be wiped out, so even Dave Filoni is ruining things he placed into this lore for canon