Top 10 Problems With Games - AVGN Clip Collection
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6:29 Wow, the video is over 12 mins long and we're already at #1? This countdown is short!
6:30 *Letting LJN make it.*
Oh, that's why. Well, this is gonna be long.
Honorable mentions I want to include:
Bad hit detection. Taking damage when you're not touching and can't hit something unless dead center.
Quick respawning enemies. Shown in Fester's Quest and Zelda CDI games.
Delayed attack and jump animations. Can't avoid taking damage while attacking/jumping. Rambo's knife, Darkwing Duck
Certainly bigger issues than 'no pause'
6:27
Huh, I wonder what could be so bad in number 1 that it takes up almost half the video...
*5 seconds later
...oh...that makes sense...
"Orange for orange you a fucking idiot" solid gold, that line gets me so bad every time
LJN, the EA of NES.
sunsoft did gremlins 2 and that was a great game glad it was not ljn as it would have been shit
More like ubisoft
Viacom
Pretty much.
EA has made/published many good games. their policy and customer support is just fucked up.
I wonder if the Nerd will one day cover LJN's final shitstained creation: Spirit of Speed 1937 for the Sega Dreamcast.
He and Mike did it on James and Mike Mondays
Probably for the last AVGN episode which could be I don't know when lol
"Orange for orange you a fuckin' idiot". That cracks me up all the time.
sometimes i wonder where the developers of LJN are right now and what do they think about the things they created
Tony Storm Go look up the Gaming Historian. He did a video on LJN that answers that question.
I hope they're all dead. I hope they suffered before dying. I hope their bodies are buried in a landfill. I hope their souls are in hell burning for all eternity
I thought LJN was more of just a publishing company.. they didn't develop any of the games, they just published them.
Long passwords are good ! I use a 20 character Bomberman password for my e-mail, facebook & shit because i used so much it got burned into my fucking synapses
Padurariu Catalin I'm agree with you =)
Padurariu Catalin hahahhahahahaha nice
Padurariu Catalin sa mori tu?
Best catch phrase is “WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?” It gets me every time hahaha
ooopss! yippie! yippie
IBroLLyI ISephirothI XD
Fuck you
I didn't know Anakin Skywalker did voiceover work as a kid
@@anonymousperson7536 IN BIIIG MOTHAFUUUCKIN' RIIIGS!
10:52 "I'm impressed. How did they do it?" Lmao
I love @ 8:05 -- They should've just called the game "BOO! Haunted House".
So LJN is the 8-bit equivalent of EA Games
True
i have seen some good EA games, so its close, but not as bad.... yet
EA was once known for the quality of their games, believe it or not.
What about Sega? aside from Alien Isolation
LJN Is a publisher not a developer.
Wasn't there like 1 good game that LJN made. It was a Spiderman game I think. James did a episode on it.
Yeah Spider Man Maximum Carnage for SNES . Decent beat' em up
And Alien 3
LJN gave the NES a decent baseball game (ca. 1988) not named RBI Baseball: if anything, I simply have to give them credit for their approach to the designated hitter.
A list without Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde? REALLY?!
We do have LJN in the list, so I think that's alright
probleem with dr jecle mr hyde is every thing
Non-functioning weapons aren't really an issue outside of that, at least the rock in Friday the 13th does something when it hits unlike the cane which only works on bees.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde applies to all spots...
It was so bad, James couldn't bear to even edit anything with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde's name on it...
Cant imagine how funny can be sending him a LJN birthday cake XD
"This game is shitting me", always a classic.
I love that Darth Vader moment. Makes me laugh every time.
"I'm trying to play the game, I got shit stains in my pants!" I die laughing every time I hear that
12:03
"This game is diarrhea coming out of a old woman's bleeding vagina!"
x-D That line gets me every time.
Same 😂😂😂
Aw, I was expecting "Shitty Ending" to be the #1 spot...
Like Ghostbusters: *"Conglaturation! You have completed a great game."*
Little Red Hood: *"Oh my dear little Red Hood, thank you for your coming"*
Ghosts N' Goblins: *"Congraturation, this story is happy end."*
There's no bigger kick in the ballsack than completing a HORRENDOUS game and then expecting a satisfying end to the torture you went through, but no. The game gets the last word and mocks you for sitting through it.
*Bottom line*, that should have been #1, god dammit!
MisterBoners that ghosts n goblins line is verging on funny
I agree
1
A lousy ending doesn't really affect the game play.
@aDg 2k18 It should've said, "Congratulations!!!
You had the patience to sit through this awful game.
You proved your nerdiness.
Now go fuck yourself!
Just for reference, LJN was actually a division of Acclaim. They had some connection with the movie production company MCA which could explain all of their licensed games, but the truth is that LJN didn't actually develop their games and made it a policy not to identify those who did. Furthermore, the reason Acclaim used LJN to publish games was to get around Nintendo's publishing standards, specifically their limit on number published. They weren't the only company that did this. Eventually the LJN name was abolished and everything was just published under the name Acclaim.
ljn games suck
Really? I didn't know about it. That's interesting.
At least Acclaim produced some awesome games like Burnout and Burnout 2.
+RingTeam Add mortal kombat to the list
+Edos512 And NBA Jam.
+vidk1dd96 true enough sir
"Have unlimited continues godamnit"
Looking at you *MARIO*
I like how more than a half of the video is dedicated to LJN horrors
It feels nice and nostalgic to watch some of my favorite clips from growing up, can't wait for the movie.
#6: I think Marty is trying to shovel gravel in his mouth off the ground when he falls over in BTTF. He must be so very hungry.
I freaking love that Bill and Ted rant hahah ''I'm impressed!''
I thought that "no continues" would claim the first place on the list but then I saw the number 1 and thought: Of course...
"Orange for *aren't you a fucking idiot* "
oh my god, this is as genuine as it gets
I imagine the passwords are long because in that password it contains all the data needed to put the player in the right position, lists of items you had on you, health stats, possibly the positions of certain enemies and or items etc.
It depends on how the passwords function.
Some games use the passwords as a legit substitute for saving and store all the stuff you mentioned (Hydlide is an example of a game that does this) . But some games don't do that and instead just use a predetermined string of random letters to make the player start in a specific level, or with a specific set of items, etc, they don't actually save your data.
What a good idea, too bad its just not true.
"Luke, I am your father... And I am also, a *_fucking scorpion._*"
AVGN: The Final Boss of the Internet
5:30 “Goddamnit!” 😂😂😂
Revenge of frenemies: James encounters old enemies from past games hes' reviewed such as bugs bunny, the joker, leatherface, and/or ROB, michael myers. James decides to take a drive down memory lane, but little does he know that for every loss he suffers in the game, it opens a portal to the main character of the game. SMDC and possibly Spiderman would have his back.
Have a pause button.
Ahem Dark Souls and Bloodborne
Jonathan BarSela
Same here, Dark Souls is much better though, they ironed out a a lot of the issues, still no pause though, but checkpoints are more frequent and there is no health penalty, though you lose 'humanity' if you die.
+SamVision dark souls is over hyped and ass
Justin Nunziato
No it's alright, not perfect but better than you put it.
CAX 117 What if you have to take a piss or a shit while the game goes on. Or if you've got to eat.
Why wouldn't you just eat before starting the game?
how did you do it that every video I seen here I have seen before this brings back good memories LJN is my favorite company for shit games you made me want to go back to the good old days of screaming my ass off at the old nintendo and Super NES games I used to play hey you should do an nerd video on the Power Rangers games from the NES and super nes I never seen you do a video on that it would be cool if you did and if you already did a video on it I don't remember ever seeing it because every game you showed here I saw the original video at one time.
The problem on 4:10 can be solved by deliberately writing the letters and numbers in specific ways.
For example, write lower-case L's as very curly at the bottom, amd 1's with an extra long horizontal line at the bottom etc.
Or even more simple - photograph the TV screen.
Yeah, it wasn't that easy to do that back in the late 80's, but you can do it now. =)
But then... A FUCKING SHIT STORM!, A FUCKING SHIT STORM HIT IT!
It gets me every time XD
6:27 What could be worse than no continues.
“Sees number 1.”
LJN...Now I see why.😥
*"WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?????"*
9:27 - 9:40
Epic writing by James 👍
LJN didn't 'make' any games though, they were exclusively a publisher. WWF Superstars by Rareware is the best handheld wrestling game of all time, yet it was published by LJN.
If we are going by that logic, LJN is now known for *putting out* Shitty games. It's bad either way.
Obnoxious noises: Crazy Bus
No pause button: Desert Bus
I laughed so hard at #1 because it's true. XD
***** It is not shipping. This guy (girl?) has told already someone that he or her is a fan of those two characters.
EstonainsAreLike Potatoes I'm a guy.
***** What Jake 2010 said.
Brohoof /)
DashieSparkle /)
0:28 I believe that is a doge.
I agree with many of the choices but not so much the order. On a game design perspective, allowing the player to get stuck to the point where they cannot progress further in the game is one of the absolute worst things you could possibly do. While I was glad to see that exposed here (via the Action 52 review), I felt it should have been much higher. But nonetheless, I enjoyed the video overall. :)
My favourite thing about Action 52 is the Angry Video Game Nerd's impression of the Laughing Joking Numbnuts who probably tried to program all 52 games for said multi-cart in a week.
The Bill & Ted rant was one of your better ones. Such creative descriptors...
I was really banking on Number 1 being One-Hit Kills.
Some of these old games were IMPOSSIBLE without a guide or word of mouth.
Not clear on what the point of telling people LJN is a publisher is.
They placed their name on the product and as such take responsibility for it.
If someone else made a new airborne strain of Ebola and gave it to me and I released it into the world I don't get a pass just because I'm not the person who made it. I played an critical role in it being a part of the world and am just as much to blame as the creator.
should read the comment below u, publisher still the ability bring game out anytime, and usually fund developers, how king of fighters 13 came out playmore didn't have much money Atlus came in gave them money to finished and they published it for them, same for EA, Dice made the game but EA gives them the funds to do so.
Not sure what that has to do with my point? Care to clarify?
I love how you compare ljn to Ebola. Fair comparison
Dang, this comment aged like fine wine. Granted, the label says Pinot Noir when it's a Shiraz, but it's still fine nonetheless.
Rambo fighting a giant spider would have been epic in the movie.
What if there was a game that had all 10 of these problems together?
That's physically impossible.
Either a game has overly long passwords, or it lacks unlimited continues.
And overly long passwords are the lesser evil, since you can at least retry indefinitely.
I love how LJN is its own category.
my favourite moment of AVGN was when he found an LJN game was was actually somewhat good. He said "omg they made a 'good' game....THEY MADE A GOOD GAME.... OMGOMG"
Keep em coming, James! Hope all is well with everything!
"It just so happens that LJN holds monopoly on shitty games" 😂😂😂😂😂. What an icon this LJN
Is it bad if my room is slowly starting to look like Jame's room? Full of games from various consoles stacked across the wall.
Not at all.
That's good actually
Luke, I am your father, and I am also...a fucking scorpion.
We need to get the music for #6. I like that one.
I love how the LJN category takes up like half of the video. Lol. While the other NINE categories take up only the other half.
"There is no gold at the end of THAT rainbow" :D
I also like how this video is 12:34 long :)
I love how Shitty Graphics is at the very bottom, where it belongs. so many younger gamers only care about the Graphics. They play older games like ones on NES and SNES and call them crap just for having crappy graphics. seriously, anyone who dare calls the NES or the SNES crap deserves to be slapped so hard in the face.
So true
yeah, no, here's the thing, I actually heard someone call it that. he was used to playing Mario Kart on N64, I then introduce him to Super Mario Kart on SNES, he clearly has never played it on that before, the next day, I hear him infamously say, "Ugh that thing was crap." I wanted to pause the game and slap him so F'n hard, but instead, I verbally grill him. I then look up the score the Video Game Critics gave each game, Super Mario Kart: A+, Mario Kart 64: B-. I showed that to him and go, "See. Better Graphics don't make a better game, so in your face bitch."
Not to mention, me and a few other people were talking about the Zelda Games, I bring up The Original, Zelda II, and A link to the Past, and one guy had the audacity in saying, "Awe but those games aren't fun." I was like, You cannot be F'n Serious!!!
Jay Nicks
Crack them in the face with a hammer next time. That should get the point across.
Las Duales Del counter ***** I think a good crack to the F'n face would kill them. but better yet, teach them a much needed lesson they are clearly too young to understand.
"Buffalo butt dump"
to me too I spend the same but more the number 10 and number 9
I've said it before and I'll say it again, this is a great way of making me see earlier things again.
I just realized the bear in #10 looks just like Doge.
wow
such doge
much resemblence
@@borchetodorov9344 very similar
A nice compilation of why I resort to walkthroughs and guides for any game I'm playing ever right off the bat, even if you resort to exhausting all logical possibilities you still might not figure out what stupid gimmick or hidden whatever the game designer made.
LJN made that one Spiderman for the SNES.
true.
LJN IS NOT A DEVELOPER!
1:26 the original AVGN theme song
And that's why LGN never made an ET game
LJN*
LGN has nothing to do with video games, but ET's infamous Atari 2600 video game is the worst "real" video game ever made thanks to a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who probably tried to program the whole doggone thing in a week.
Hi, I actually worked at LJN during the time these games were created. The reason the games have a low perceived quality is because we had a budget of £5 to make each game
Half the damn video is him ranting about LJN (I don't blame him)
Whenever i see these videos (Regular AVGN, and the extras), I always feel like some day, im going to get a treasure map that leads to an exact replica of that place, games, computers, consoles and all... So, many, freaking, retro games... I WANT IT
0:28 The bear is Doge.
4:04 yes, the glory of the passwords- how I remember those days ^_^
I'm on the half of the video. Top 1. Oh okay.
ONE GUY?! NO CONTINUES?!
Those are the words that are gonna be on the Nerd's grave.
I wonder if 1 person ever figured out that red crystal Simons quest thing by themselves
I always imagine that some kid just so happened to have the crystal ready and knelt at the wall in frustration wishing he could go through it, and it just worked, and his mind was blown.
I wonder if only one kid in the whole world made it this far without magazine help!
No way man. You needed the power. Nintendo Power!
What about the player jumping back whenever you touch any of the enemies? I remember you mentioning that in a bunch of games.
Man, you can really see the difference between Younger James and Current James in the newer videos.
"Orange - for Orange you a fucking idiot!"
I absolutely loose my shit at that joke every time I hear it
I agree, one of the best. Lay down at night throw on a couple AVGN episodes, no matter how shitty the day, I always get a laugh. Thanks for the time and effort just to make people smile. I patiently await more. Would you upload some more damnit!
People who say a game is good just because of the GRAPHICS need to be slapped hard in the face. Who cares about the graphics? The AVGN Adventures game that came out on Steam is a FUN and CHALLENGING game despite it purposely being a retro-8 bit game! How many times has anyone here sat down with a current day game and thought how horrible the gameplay was but were suckered in just for the graphics..??
thank you, people treat graphics like they are what makes a game, honestly I prefer games from the NES and SNES, and those were before my time
Thats why the Wii was so good even though it wasn't HD. Because it had fun games, not good graphics
+phenom_ 1986 There's a difference between modern/old school graphics and good/bad graphics if you ask me. Old doesn't mean bad.
They weren't talking about the graphics themselves, but about the color scheme.
Wimzor The Great exactly my point lol
The moments that make you really think...what WERE they thinking?
laughing joking numbnuts! my favorite line ever!
I forgot he said that in one of his episodes. Now the last level of AVGN Adventures makes more sense, lol.
9:41 Oh, and don't forget Dark Red for Dark Cryptic S**t.
Derek Steckline *Shit
That was uncalled for.
" All the colors of the shit rainbow " haha LJN !
anyone notice the clips length is 12:34
my moms dead, thats pretty disturbing if you can see them
travingel
I have pictures.
Anyone noticed travi's d
No. I can't afford a microscope
I'm so confused
Laughing Joking Numbnuts: If not for us, there would be no Angry Video Game Nerd
Next up, how about the Top Ten "Top 10" Videos? I know you have a baby now but damn.
***** Damn, generate original content.
didnt he do the big rigs now just recently? and it was freaking awesome, biiig riiiiiiiiiigs lol
sapisismo My comment was made before he did Big Rigs lol
tim72184 *Looks at video post date, looks at the comment date, assesses how long I've been an AVGN fan.* How the hell did I miss the news that James Rolfe had a baby?!
He announced on social media, but recently, he's had a second daughter.
11:19 “It’s f-ing shit! It’s… it’s ass!!” 😂 AVGN, the modern-day Shakespeare.
James and Mike play Flappy Bird. Or an AVGN episode on Flappy Bird.
NO
FUCK NO
Seriously? Don't you know the line: "Going back to the past!" That's the whole point of the show!
DonnyK17 you do release the game is no longer able to buy since it was discontinued!
i knew that, but I was trying to prove a point to some idiot that the show is about reviewing terrible games from the '80s to the early 2000's, not from modern day. Plus, the reason why it was removed from the app store was that the creator of the game didn't think it would be that addictive. Also, you used the wrong word, did you mean "realize"?
The "Yippee" at number 9 reminds me of Nemo from the 'Little Nemo' movie.
2:17 Hahaha that tune is so awkward
12:06 I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED
I thought number 1 was gonna be useless controllers.
Lol "So you're a beaver, throwimg tomatoes, navigating through a maze." Who would come up with such a random ass game?
Wait...What!?!
I thought Number 1 would be glitches but... LMAO XD
No that's not good enough
Most glitches are fun right
"Orange for orange you a fucking idiot?" I died