@@kamiihate3733 Nautica Voyage is my favorite cologne of all time. I don't know what women think about it. There's a few others I like as well but I can't think of them off the top of my head. The trick to wearing cologne is two sprays on the wrist and rub the rest on your neck and waist.
@@kamiihate3733 First and foremost, it's important to understand that the fragrance market isn't exactly black and white when it comes to gender marketing. Perfume and cologne aren't exactly for gender signifying as much as they are fragrance strength, meaning how much of the oils in the liquid mixture that gives the fragrance its scent is actually in there. It just happens that many relatively affordable fragrances for men are of a lower strength level so as to not stand out too much. These fragrance strength levels will often be labeled with things like EDP and EDT. Second there are many websites out there that specialize in selling you small samples of fragrances such as luckyscent and theperfumedcourt. I personally like fragrances that are middle of the road, unisex as they are super versatile. You should also keep in mind that depending on the climate you live in certain fragrances might not be a good choice like wearing a smoky dark and cinnamon like fragrance in a hot climate or a cool fragrance often marketed as "ocean" or "blue" in a cold climate. Off the top of my head, I recommend the following that both will work for you and women tend to like it as well. Terre D' Hermes, Still Life by Olfactive Studio, Oud Wood by Tom Ford and Tam Dao by Diptyque are both very versatile and works well in both casual and formal settings, and Wonderwood by Comme Des Garcon. Last, keep in mind that your body has its own natural scent, so that might affect in a subtle way how these fragrances may smell on you.
Dan mv Once I was in the Ferrari shop and I smelled the Ferrari perfumes. (really expensive are different colours blah blah) most of them smelled like utter sh***. Expensive colognes and perfumes literally could have just pure alcohol and people would by it. On the other hand if you ever go to the middle east (the originators of perfume) I suggest you go to a musk shop. Its cheaper and you can even customise your perfume the way you like. They have REAL ingredients and they pick it up to show you and write down what's inside. it's really cute too. Wish we had them in Australia.
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Rule of thumb: Whenever a woman says men and women are the same regarding some aspect, they are actually different, and whenever a woman says they are different from men in some regard, they aren't. Exceptions may exist.
Depends on how big your collection is. You have to have the good shit if you want to dress accordingly, women don't like pretenders. And they can see from your hands how much building experience you got.
Imma be honest here, you may be joking, but I would totally be interested if for no other reason than the fact that you're confident enough to do that.
Don't worry, diamond armour always helps. As a woman, I think it shows the hard work and dedication a guy has as a gamer. And I may not speak for all ladies, but a guy who has a room with all types of armour - with everything enchanted at the highest possible level - gets extra points.
Watches Video Goes to the gym while wearing well fitting Grey sweatpants, a shirt with buttons and the sleeves rolled up to expose forearms, a chainmail vest with cologne all over my body while completing the look with a hoodie over the chainmail vest, a watch in my left hand and a dog in my right hand
My tips: - Wear something you feel comfortable in that fits the situation (nothing is more annoying than hide yourself behind fancy cloth you dont like or be in clothes that stick out. A suit during a party with friends is wierd like hoodie and bleached jeans during a wedding.) - Has to be clean (should be obvious) - No Fedora (you know why) Thats all you need, its pretty simple. I do the same, comfortable cloths make you confident because you feel good and that does the magic!
I know the reputation of fedoras are kind of tarnished, but personally I think it's still okay if a guy wants to wear them. I have a guy friend who is not a nice guy (I mean, he is a nice guy, but he's not a "nice guy") or neckbeard and he loves wearing fedoras.
Ok i think i got it Tomorrow I’m coming to school in sweatpants, Chain armour with rolled up sleeves, 4 watches on each wrist just to be sure, a katana and a fedora
@@ZenoDovahkiin Every runner poops! The moral of the story is to cleanse your system before a training session/road race; hydrate/eat properly during the run; and perform proper recovery. What's next...ban people from farting?
@Paul Martin lol i don't think you realized my response was a sequel meme. that's 2. theres also, but not limited to; The garbage will do Five bloody minutes ago Oooh I like this Ben Swolo Maybe You're nobody Only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich I will finish what you started Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku One quarter portion this will begin to make things right Litterally any line can be used and turned into a meme. Go to r/sequelmemes and you will see so many other memes. Any other concerns?
5:03 whoa whoa whoa, Tf? No way I'd let her rip off my nice button up, unless she can sew the buttons back on or buy me a new one... Have some restraint and unbutton, please.
For real, honesty... It's so damn hard to find a well fitted shirt that's also attractive, it's not even funny. Why would you ruin all our hard work? :/
You could make that hawaiian shirt look REALLY GOOD. Add a subtle gold chain, a subtle watch, maybe some aviators and wear a nice pair of pants and shoes. Boom outfit sorted
I prefer girls in gambesons. Unless she carries a Zweihänder, then she better get out the impractical bikini armour or some tight battlemage robes, it shows off the muscles better.
Honestly, I don't know what it is but I like guys with floofy short hair, soft face(no beard or stubble) and a hoodie. I don't know what it is but nice hoodies like Nike ones or plain blue hoodies or smth look really good on guys
4:35 I agree. Hoodie-wearing guys attract me a lot. And guys (or anyone) who mostly wear graphic tees, no matter how weird or obscure the design, it's kinda my basis on what maybe are their interests.
Yeah I should probably wear mine more often.it's been a few years even though I desperately need them. The most common response I would get is "oouuu you look smarter"
Definitely depends on the type of glasses though and this rule doesnt apply to everyone. My ex had a super attractive face, but when he put on his glasses it changed his entire appearance (not for the better)
It goes for girls too. Anytime my ex would take out her contacts and wear her glasses I would just want to jump her right then and there. She'd always respond with, "ewww no, don't even look at me, I'm so ugly right now" or something along those lines.
- button down shirt -rolled up sleaves - nice watch - tan dress pants - grey sweatpants ( nice fitting not to baggy, like the ones that get slightly slimmer around the calves) - sweatshirt - nice but subtle cologne - not super crusty lips - nice hair - no neon shoes - nice fitting T-shirt - no super long shorts
for me it’s suits, I’m weak for men in suits and nice fitting button up shirt w rolled up sleeves turtlenecks on guys are so fckin hot, bonus points if you wear it with a blazer 😩👌🏻
@@BUCKETHEADache As long as they don't smell like straight B.O., then yeah. Definitely don't want to be cuddling and all of a sudden catch a whiff of his cologne and die, but if he absolutely reeks, that's a total dealbreaker.
Man I was just going to say pants that don’t say so much that you trip over it or shows like 90% of his underwear Like what kind of trend is saggy pants... wrong generation dude
I've seen a bit of sag and a bit of those pants with the low crotch. When I'm not going for total slack with cargo pants, I tend to wear straight seamed chinos myself.
I wish my dog Banksy would stop eating all of my belts and making art out of them. Having well fitted jeans is great, but if your belt isn't tight enough they just fall down when you're walking and you got a pull them backup every 25 minutes.
Alright sick I have none of the other things in the thread but I still got my wizard robes and cap laying in the back of my closet for sure going to wear that to work tomorrow
I once saw a tall muscly dude with long orange hair wear a flower patterned sundress. He looked so confident and i was quite envious cuz i don't have the courage to wear a dress in the city. His legs looked great in the dress🤣 guys please if you wanna wear a cute sundress go for it; i promise you'll look great🤣
Im a guy, but glasses work on almost everyone. Like, it makes you look more intelligent and just makes your eyes pop if you choose the right frame and color. Plus they look sexy.
@@travis_redfern6771 dont hope to get glasses, be proud of you good vision. Cleaning glasses is a hassle and wearing them all the time is annoying. Since I don't have contacts i cant play soccer that well anymore ( can't play keeper with glasses). To summarize, glasses are inconvenient.
I literally used to do all of these until I got sucked into slavism, now I only wear tracksuits, and you can't blame me they feel like I'm constantly wearing pajamas. So comfortable, especially for a slavsquat, absolutely recommend.
Not one of them mentioned money. I’m from a poor blue collar family, all my male relatives except the kids are in relationships. It may make you feel better about your loneliness to blame it on lack of cash or women being shallow, but the truth is you just suck.
I make six figures, and that didn’t stop my ex (from a poor family, mind you) from leaving me for a jobless loser with no car who lives in his parents’ basement. It was just that he had more time for her (no job) than I did (full-time job). Her parents loved me and are so disappointed in her… 🙃 TL;DR: money doesn’t matter as much as you’d be led to believe. If she likes someone, she’ll see something romantic about being with him even if he has nothing to offer her. Even if it makes no sense.
*Fun fact - I know this really hot guy, he just wears band shirts and hoodies all the time, he's still super hot* *So it doesn't matter too much what you wear!*
Honestly, if they're buff, the band merch can add to the overall metalhead aesthetic. Throw in a well kept beard, and you look masculine enough for two men. That's just my opinion, girls might disagree.
Grey sweatpants are magical. My crush wears them everyday and when he stands up AHAHAJAJAJSDLFLCLCMDNSNWKSKXJCJVKCKDSNABAHSJDJFKFKGPHPGPEOWIQIQIEJTTJFJCNCNCNDNDNBSBABSDBCBCJVKVKFJJDJSBWBWBWJWJFKVKVKFJF
Fitting and especially _clean_ and well-kept clothes. I can't even stress that enough. It almost doesn't matter what you wear, as long as you look tidy and ideally smell nice. There is nothing more off-putting (for me at least) than a bad smell, and unfitting, sretched out of shape clothes that look like they haven't been washed in ages are a close second. Oh and greasy hair. Yikes... Hygiene is everything, people. Don't underestimate hygiene. And remeber that other people can smell you before you can smell yourself. Edit: Adding to the last part - if you can smell yourself (strongly enough), it means you a) need a shower or/and a deodorant, or b) you used too much cologne. Please don't overdo it either... lol
- a nice haircut does wonders - jackets like denim, leather, or a nice aviator jacket - earbuds/headphones(gives me the impression that you have good music taste... no AirPods tho) - well/slim fitting pants - nice shoe choice - clean/fashionable dad caps - hoodies - not afraid of self hygiene - not something they wear but I like if they’re passionate at achieving/doing something and actively take care of themself and their body
They should be clean when they leave the house at least, and by getting their hands dirty we dont mean because they are messy chicken wings, but in case of an emergency- car break down, unsafe situation, etc.
3:26 ok so I’ve been ice skating for 12 years now and there is this thing called danses. It is not related to jumps we do or any spins, we just learn a danse on the ice and perform it with a partner in front of judges. Once you pass the danse test, you learn a new and harder one and so on. Well I happen to do those danses and being a girl, I perform with a guy. Idk what cologne this dude uses, but since we skate really really close to each other (I’m literally in his arms) all I smell is his wonderful perfume. Every time I’m taken a back because he smells so good 😂 I’ve completed two danses with him and I’ll be learning a new one in September, can’t wait to danse with him again.
About a week ago I was wearing chips and salsa socks that are meant to not match, which got an entire group of girls to stare at me for a couple minutes during class trying to figure out what they were supposed to be after one of them pointed out that my socks didn’t match. One of them proceeded to ask what they were and started a conversation. TL;DR wear mismatching/interesting socks
I do this a lot because I lost all my sock pairs. But people think it's my aesthetic. I wore matching socks because I bought new ones & people noticed lmao.
This is why I like summer over winter. Much easier to be attractive during the summer. "Wear some nice shoes and a button shirt and tuck up your sleeves an--" LOOK IT'S NEGATIVE 1000 DEGREES OUTSIDE LET ME WEAR MY 3 HOODIES PLEASE :( tis a joke, but seriously, I've found that NICE sweaters can net you more attention than any hoodie (but, then again, I've only ever had one gf so...)
On behalf of everyone who watches reddit videos thats for posting good, ask reddit questions instead of r/EntitledParent part 30 or r/ChoosingBeggars part 15 There are more then enough of those and not enough of these types of videos
i literally dont care what you wear as long as its clean and fits. most of my guy friends just wear baggy jeans and old tshirts. i wish theyd let me dress them up
No offense but they probably don't care about appealing to you. Maybe if they have troubles getting a girlfriend then they'd be willing to get an outfit makeover?
Eh, fitter people tend to be more attractive in general, I guess. Would you prefer to see a bikini on a woman who can look down and see her legs between the cups or one who's more round? It's very shallow and sexist, but not false.
@@InternetHandle123 well, actually, this applies to most men. We like the rolled up sleeves because it looks nice without making you look stuffy and unapproachable. Also, the forearms. We like forearms.
Hope Bagel not completely, a half-decent looking guy with confidence and a good personality can outshine an arrogant or shallow hot guy any day. Now if the hot guy has those things too...sorry dude.
@@travis_redfern6771 Dont worry about that, as long as you have chain meal you're good. It can even be in Minecraft. At least one girl will swoon over your Minecraft chain meal
Cologne be the best and noticeable thing abt men like damn 😖😍 they be passing by or sit next to me in class and it smells so nice pls wear it guys it can make a male 10x better looking even though it’s just a smell lmfao
For my part I always liked the shirts that have a few buttons at the collar (like a mix between a buttonup an a t-shirt) Also I really like merch/nerdy stuff idk why
8:25 by far the best advice. Id have a hot friend **Female** pick out the cologne in stead of me and It would probably be something flattering and “maybe” fun for them to do.
From my experience a huge backpack with an openin revealing some sort of sophisticated device equipped with a cord connected to a single button remote I tried wearing that while I'm in the city center and sure enough I got so much attention even the news mentioned it.
The guy saying to ask people about cologne is so true, just asked a young lady at Sephora to show me her favorite colognes and I’ve never gotten more compliments on how I smell, ever.
My gf says she doesn’t like me to wear “well fitting pants” (I believe is code for skinny jeans) because it makes a guy look gay, good thing I completely agree, I’ll just stick to my green flannel shirt and my loose jeans and work boots
Unrolled sleeves: *lvl 1 crook*
Rolled up sleeves: *lvl 100 boss*
That's how mafia works.
Nice P1
WAIT R U A AGERArs AND A P1
I refuse to wear grey sweatpants, I think it attracts the wrong kind of girl for me. However chain mail might just do the trick.
American Monarchist I got some extra *EMERALDS* for the villagers who sell chain mail
I'm interested
Wanna borrow mine?
I love grey sweatpants in a well fitted guy but i prefer jeans tight on the bum better...we love butts as well lol
X’D
A samurai sword would probably get everyone's attention
But for the wrong reasons.
And a fedora
He's only wearing the sheath, since open carry laws haven't taken melee weapons into account.
With the Fedora.
Yup. Can attest.
yall the rolled up sleeves is sooooo true
Woman: I like when guys smell good
Men: *puts tons of AXE and generic cologne on top*
Woman: _this is not what I meant_
How do I know which cologne I need to pick? :(
@@kamiihate3733 Nautica Voyage is my favorite cologne of all time. I don't know what women think about it. There's a few others I like as well but I can't think of them off the top of my head.
The trick to wearing cologne is two sprays on the wrist and rub the rest on your neck and waist.
@@kamiihate3733 First and foremost, it's important to understand that the fragrance market isn't exactly black and white when it comes to gender marketing. Perfume and cologne aren't exactly for gender signifying as much as they are fragrance strength, meaning how much of the oils in the liquid mixture that gives the fragrance its scent is actually in there. It just happens that many relatively affordable fragrances for men are of a lower strength level so as to not stand out too much. These fragrance strength levels will often be labeled with things like EDP and EDT.
Second there are many websites out there that specialize in selling you small samples of fragrances such as luckyscent and theperfumedcourt.
I personally like fragrances that are middle of the road, unisex as they are super versatile. You should also keep in mind that depending on the climate you live in certain fragrances might not be a good choice like wearing a smoky dark and cinnamon like fragrance in a hot climate or a cool fragrance often marketed as "ocean" or "blue" in a cold climate.
Off the top of my head, I recommend the following that both will work for you and women tend to like it as well.
Terre D' Hermes, Still Life by Olfactive Studio, Oud Wood by Tom Ford and Tam Dao by Diptyque are both very versatile and works well in both casual and formal settings, and Wonderwood by Comme Des Garcon.
Last, keep in mind that your body has its own natural scent, so that might affect in a subtle way how these fragrances may smell on you.
Guy: I want her to look nice
Woman: cakes face in makeup
Guy: *this is not what I meant*
Dan mv Once I was in the Ferrari shop and I smelled the Ferrari perfumes. (really expensive are different colours blah blah) most of them smelled like utter sh***. Expensive colognes and perfumes literally could have just pure alcohol and people would by it. On the other hand if you ever go to the middle east (the originators of perfume) I suggest you go to a musk shop. Its cheaper and you can even customise your perfume the way you like. They have REAL ingredients and they pick it up to show you and write down what's inside. it's really cute too. Wish we had them in Australia.
According to them peter griffin is a very sexy man
Adrian Czerwinski lol
According to everyone innit?
*INHALES* no.
he doesn't wear skinny jeans and cologne
Adrian Czerwinski
Except he’s fat, ugly and dumb. So no.
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7th comment: wow isn't it funny how guys care about seeing nice butts but them sophisticated women want fitting buttoned shirts for the implications of well being and confidence it carries haha us guys right we're so simple haha
Exactly what I was thinking lmao
*cries on the inside*
Rule of thumb: Whenever a woman says men and women are the same regarding some aspect, they are actually different, and whenever a woman says they are different from men in some regard, they aren't.
Exceptions may exist.
nailed it so hard it came back to life and started a religion
Dr. Bone You could make a religion out of this
All women like men in bionicle suits
FACT
fax machine
Depends on how big your collection is. You have to have the good shit if you want to dress accordingly, women don't like pretenders.
And they can see from your hands how much building experience you got.
This is forbidden knowledge
Hands in the air,you are arrested
Noted. Thank you, this will help me immensely.
"Grey SWEETpants" lmaooo
Tasty xDD
Never would have guessed woman liked those
Actually it's more like "grey sweet punts"
They like them because they make your package look grande’
The 2:42 mark of "gray sweatpants" four times in a row then "assless chaps" had me cACKLING
Alright! Fine. Fine. I'll wear it just for you. See you in public
When you forget you have caps on and press shift.
Alright, 6 pairs of pants, here I come!
Sparrow Paradise yikes
“Every woman has different tastes”
Also 3/4 of the posts: button up T shirt with sleeves rolled up
Oh, and well fitted dress pants.
two things can be true at once
As a male, I enjoy stomping around in full armour and a battle axe with 3 longswords at each side, screaming *"BLOOD! WAR! JUSTICE!"*
Teh finest moosic I mean you’ll definitely attract attention
Sounds hot
Lol, I love the woman’s response who said “chainmail”. Ahhh, a fellow crafter you seem to be.
Imma be honest here, you may be joking, but I would totally be interested if for no other reason than the fact that you're confident enough to do that.
that's the hottest thing I cant even
Cologne isn’t for US, but for a people around US
Canada ☑️
Mexico ☑️
the fuck lol
As a guy born in the city of Cologne I can confirm that Cologne is there for everyone! ^^
Rotfl
USA is the armpit of the americas
@@3presley Lol, yeah we're such an armpit that people drag their children through deserts and rapists just to come here.
Why is nobody talking about leather jackets tho
I Was thinking the same. They’re great.
Liam Gallagher Was my first thought as soon as I saw the title.
You would attract cops better with that one
Mart kenyon your thoughts went to a toddler?
Meh
- hoodies
- fitting pants
- business suits
- button-down shirts with rolled up sleeves
- cologne. GUYS WHO SMELL GOOD ARE HELLA ATTRACTIVE
So if one wears all of those at the same time he'll be irresistible?
Alex not at the same time but if it’s a good fit then hell yea 🥴
Don’t believe this if you want bad bitches, this is only for the weird formal girls. Get into streetwear if you want the hot/bad girls
@@alexanderstilianov did anyone else just picture that? lolll
@@luis-il2fl ok
0:07 So the time I spent mining diamonds for diamond armor was wasted
Super down side- 5 months of mining and you didn’t even find any diamonds.
Unrelated to this, but I saw you on another video somewhere. Kinda weird...
crying in a diamond armor is better than crying on a leather armor
Don't worry, diamond armour always helps. As a woman, I think it shows the hard work and dedication a guy has as a gamer. And I may not speak for all ladies, but a guy who has a room with all types of armour - with everything enchanted at the highest possible level - gets extra points.
If you mine me some nickel ill tickle your pickle
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Goes to the gym while wearing well fitting Grey sweatpants, a shirt with buttons and the sleeves rolled up to expose forearms, a chainmail vest with cologne all over my body while completing the look with a hoodie over the chainmail vest, a watch in my left hand and a dog in my right hand
Clean hands, you forgot clean hands
Try a bar
@@robertbarack1827 security wouldn't let me in
@@sandeshjadhav8804 *F*
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Nice
My tips:
- Wear something you feel comfortable in that fits the situation (nothing is more annoying than hide yourself behind fancy cloth you dont like or be in clothes that stick out. A suit during a party with friends is wierd like hoodie and bleached jeans during a wedding.)
- Has to be clean (should be obvious)
- No Fedora (you know why)
Thats all you need, its pretty simple.
I do the same, comfortable cloths make you confident because you feel good and that does the magic!
What about a Bolero?
What do you have against fedoras
Yuubi Timberwolf fedoras are for Eugenes
They can work in countries where the fedora's reputation has yet to be ruined
I know the reputation of fedoras are kind of tarnished, but personally I think it's still okay if a guy wants to wear them. I have a guy friend who is not a nice guy (I mean, he is a nice guy, but he's not a "nice guy") or neckbeard and he loves wearing fedoras.
"Mage robes complete with a cape." So dress up like Doctor Strange. Got it.
Basically be a brit.
@@Kaizer-pt5vk But a MAGIC brit
Yeah, would work for me. Cosplay does have it benefits.
Jacoby I’m not even going to lie, doctor strange is hot.
@@TombstoneTrash so Harry Potter
let me guess, someone stole your *sweetpants* ...
Nah, I only wear skinny jeans because my butt is...
*_E X T R A T H I C C_*
no lollygaging
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I rolled up my sleeves.
lv 1 thug: button-shirt, well fit pants
lv 100 mafia boss: fully enchanted diamond armor
Ben Cangemi that’s just how the mafia works🤷🏾♂️
Also, shoes.
I think everyone would like that but ok.
But men's shoes are boring....
Yes, I secretly like shoes.
Yeah usallay if your not wearing shoes your a crack head
I always feel confident when I wear my nice ass blue suede shoes.
I dunno. Sometimes when you just got that pedicure, you wanna show them tootsies. Then it's ok to not wear shoes.
I think they mean not sport shoes something more in the area of vans or converse
Do I order grey sweatpants or a samurai sheath
European sword sheath > virgin katana sheath
"Sheath" in German is "Scheide".
"Scheide" also means vagina.
This is not a joke, btw.
You know vagina is from the Latin for sheath right
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@@ChronicallyJess Holy shit. Genius
@@Oh-lk2qd order two swords with grey sheaths, and wear the sheaths as you would wear sweatpants.
Ok i think i got it
Tomorrow I’m coming to school in sweatpants, Chain armour with rolled up sleeves, 4 watches on each wrist just to be sure, a katana and a fedora
*dont forget the AR15.
Nothing grabs attention quite like a rifle
@@es-rh8oo bitches love cowboys
@@alpen6652
oh boy have you ever tried carrying an M249 machinegun into an airport?
Don’t forget the badass cape.
Make sure to wear assless sweatpants (ya know, kinda like an assless chaps/sweatpants fusion)
That'll be sure to catch 'em
What I got from all these: "Have a good body".
Hit the gym, then
Luiz Marinho the owner of the gym call the police on me
Well, not really. As long as you know how to dress for your body type, the right kind of girl won't care.
A high-wizard robe with a lvl 100 staff to boot. 10/10 handsome on men.
Also, a hotdog suit is fine too.
You forgot to mention a Hogwarts logo and the Sword of Gryffindor.
buying gf 10000 gold
*_Y E S_*
Usually if I have feces running down my pant-leg, that'll get a lady's attention.
🤣 Negative attention. Your comment reminded me of a guy who shat his pants in the middle of a half-marathon. How mortifying!
@@trcy1977 That's racist, man.
@@ZenoDovahkiin What? How?
@@ZenoDovahkiin Every runner poops! The moral of the story is to cleanse your system before a training session/road race; hydrate/eat properly during the run; and perform proper recovery.
What's next...ban people from farting?
I hate your comment so much
The sacred texts
@Paul Martin amazing, every word of what you just said, is wrong
joethahobo I’m willing to fight you on that
@Paul Martin swolo duh
@Paul Martin lol i don't think you realized my response was a sequel meme. that's 2. theres also, but not limited to;
The garbage will do
Five bloody minutes ago
Oooh I like this
Ben Swolo
Maybe
You're nobody
Only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich
I will finish what you started
Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku
One quarter portion
this will begin to make things right
Litterally any line can be used and turned into a meme. Go to r/sequelmemes and you will see so many other memes. Any other concerns?
SS uniforms work well too.
You'll get everyone's attention, including the jews
Well they we're designed by Hugo Boss or something, right.
@@recommn fact
Well when you committing genocide in a very recognizable uniform, that uniform is a going to be demonised.
TheChosenSquirrel Lol How is communism romanticised? The only thing being romanticised these days in USA is 1950s era
You need good looking forearms for rolled up sleeves
Honestly ? No
It's
Always
Hot
Nae Pom but what about scars?
@@roastedferret just shows your hard working
I mean the other kind.
The M3m3M4ch1n3 that’s up to you whether you feel comfortable showing them or not
The rolled up sleeves
*kisses fingers that are in a stereotypical Italian hand gesture*
*N O I C E*
Jess Fae for future reference, I believe people call that the chef kiss
I literally did it unconsciously as I read that
5:03 whoa whoa whoa, Tf? No way I'd let her rip off my nice button up, unless she can sew the buttons back on or buy me a new one... Have some restraint and unbutton, please.
For real, honesty... It's so damn hard to find a well fitted shirt that's also attractive, it's not even funny.
Why would you ruin all our hard work? :/
I mean... idk how to sew but I have superglue????
Hahaha.. agreed.
Seems like a good enough reason to learn to sew
"You should throw away old clothes so I can inconvenience you by ripping up your new ones." Logic.
“*I bought ten of these for my husband and he’s a burly snack*”
*I’m crying*
@@emptybanana2126 7:54
Its _Mia
he protecc
He attacc
He wear v-necc
He a burly snacc
I often roll up my sleeves at work, and now I understand why I get so much attention from my female coworkers.
1:01 I love how it just pauses here for a second!!! 😂😂😂
Everything but a fursuit.
that will certainly get someones attention 👀
@@peachiedot8902 Hopefully, an euthanasiast
You misspelled “nothing”
(I’m jk
Ugh read this wrong and sold all my clothes and GOT a fursuit.
*Nothing but a fursuit
You could make that hawaiian shirt look REALLY GOOD. Add a subtle gold chain, a subtle watch, maybe some aviators and wear a nice pair of pants and shoes. Boom outfit sorted
Ah, the young casinoan.
With the right moustache, maybe
don’t forget the pink tinted sunglasses
I agree, porno stache is a must for one to pull this off.
Rock a good medium hair length, with the hair combed back
Does chainmail look good on girls too?
I prefer girls in gambesons. Unless she carries a Zweihänder, then she better get out the impractical bikini armour or some tight battlemage robes, it shows off the muscles better.
@@ZenoDovahkiin Gambeson lowkey look good.
KoolKid 759
Hell yeah.
Absolutely
If she isn't at least wearing chain-mail voiders, she's weak and unprepared.
I'm pissing myself at the way the TTS says "grey sweet-punts" 😂😂😂
TLDR:
Where nice fitting cloths that aren’t raggedy, moisturize your hands and lips, style your hair, get a cologne that a girl likes the smell of.
Button shirt, with sleeves rolled up*
Please do not drown yourself in cologne, though. Also unless you are a 13 year old middle schooler, please stop using axe.
And G R E Y S W E E T P E N T S
Self Care Is Sexy
What if I wore a full body waifu case 24/7?
You got friend in me.
That will attract all the ladies in the universe
congrats, you're now a universal woman attractor.
It has to be aiz tho
I would chase after you
Honestly, I don't know what it is but I like guys with floofy short hair, soft face(no beard or stubble) and a hoodie. I don't know what it is but nice hoodies like Nike ones or plain blue hoodies or smth look really good on guys
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEEEEESSSSSSSS
ImOnPs YOU ARE
@@MistaPHyt continue doing that😉
So a David dobrik looking guy
*floofy hairrr*
"Chain mail"
HA! I KNEW I WAS RIGHT! Somebody owes me 20 gold.
User name checks out
@@squealnight You're damn right it does.
What about men wearing vests, top hats and monocles?
Yus but that looks better on older meat 😂😂
FrostyAUT nah, only girls look hot like that
@@Anna-xh6fk Well, shit. I guess I gotta reconsider my fashion choices.
FrostyAUT what about taxi drivers - leather vests and moustaches?
Most people who wear top hats feet smell. I swear haha
4:35 I agree. Hoodie-wearing guys attract me a lot. And guys (or anyone) who mostly wear graphic tees, no matter how weird or obscure the design, it's kinda my basis on what maybe are their interests.
Looks like I need to buy some SWEETPUNTS
Sweetbuns
GREY SWEET PENTS
GREY SWEET PENTS
GREY SWEET PENTS
GREY SWEET PENTS
Glasses. I don't know why, but I get really attracted to guys who wear glasses
Yeah I should probably wear mine more often.it's been a few years even though I desperately need them. The most common response I would get is "oouuu you look smarter"
brb gonna go stare at the sun for a little bit
@@xXEpicMehXx lmao
Definitely depends on the type of glasses though and this rule doesnt apply to everyone. My ex had a super attractive face, but when he put on his glasses it changed his entire appearance (not for the better)
It goes for girls too. Anytime my ex would take out her contacts and wear her glasses I would just want to jump her right then and there. She'd always respond with, "ewww no, don't even look at me, I'm so ugly right now" or something along those lines.
- button down shirt
-rolled up sleaves
- nice watch
- tan dress pants
- grey sweatpants ( nice fitting not to baggy, like the ones that get slightly slimmer around the calves)
- sweatshirt
- nice but subtle cologne
- not super crusty lips
- nice hair
- no neon shoes
- nice fitting T-shirt
- no super long shorts
for me it’s suits, I’m weak for men in suits
and nice fitting button up shirt w rolled up sleeves
turtlenecks on guys are so fckin hot, bonus points if you wear it with a blazer 😩👌🏻
I have a nice turtle neck shirt that I wear with my denim jacket. Best fit in my wardrobe
Yes! And good cologne!
All that plus glasses and its over for every woman in the room
You want a guy who can support you monetarily
If only a decent suit didn't cost hundreds of dollars.
*When you can't be around perfumes and colognes because you're allergic and have asthma attacks*
Y'all STAY trying to keep me single
Is that mean u prefer the natural smell of a person
@@BUCKETHEADache You mean me?
@@localdreamer13 ya
@@BUCKETHEADache As long as they don't smell like straight B.O., then yeah. Definitely don't want to be cuddling and all of a sudden catch a whiff of his cologne and die, but if he absolutely reeks, that's a total dealbreaker.
@@localdreamer13 wut about pheromones tho
Man I was just going to say pants that don’t say so much that you trip over it or shows like 90% of his underwear
Like what kind of trend is saggy pants... wrong generation dude
Fromk my perspective, that seems to have largely died out. But yeah, I hated that, too.
From what I saw elsewhere what they really mean is joggers, not the baggy stuff
I've seen a bit of sag and a bit of those pants with the low crotch. When I'm not going for total slack with cargo pants, I tend to wear straight seamed chinos myself.
I wish my dog Banksy would stop eating all of my belts and making art out of them. Having well fitted jeans is great, but if your belt isn't tight enough they just fall down when you're walking and you got a pull them backup every 25 minutes.
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Half of these are:
*GREY SWEATPANTS* and
*BUTTON-UP SHIRTS WITH ROLLED UP SLEEVES*
Like what
because that’s what looks good on everyone
Don't forget the well fitting pants to show off our butts.
I really don’t understand women...and this video just solidified it.
Mustardtux Floplauncher naw man as a lady, we find those pants pretty masculine
Alright sick I have none of the other things in the thread but I still got my wizard robes and cap laying in the back of my closet for sure going to wear that to work tomorrow
I once saw a tall muscly dude with long orange hair wear a flower patterned sundress. He looked so confident and i was quite envious cuz i don't have the courage to wear a dress in the city. His legs looked great in the dress🤣 guys please if you wanna wear a cute sundress go for it; i promise you'll look great🤣
"Tall muscly dudes" look decent in anything.
I'm not wearing a dress
Iiiiiiiimmmmm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I thought that was supposed to be private
Im a guy, but glasses work on almost everyone. Like, it makes you look more intelligent and just makes your eyes pop if you choose the right frame and color. Plus they look sexy.
Saturated Artist I would but I can see perfectly, and I’d feel so dumb wearing some leansless glasses or some shit.
Yesss! Glasses are sexy. Intelligence is sexy. What’s not to love?!
@@travis_redfern6771 dont hope to get glasses, be proud of you good vision. Cleaning glasses is a hassle and wearing them all the time is annoying. Since I don't have contacts i cant play soccer that well anymore ( can't play keeper with glasses). To summarize, glasses are inconvenient.
I literally used to do all of these until I got sucked into slavism, now I only wear tracksuits, and you can't blame me they feel like I'm constantly wearing pajamas. So comfortable, especially for a slavsquat, absolutely recommend.
Basically: Good hygiene/grooming, well fitting clothes, and not being a jerk.
That about sums it up a think....
Also: having a pet of some kind.
And rolled up sleeves
Royalty Draws my pet would be my gf
@@steeledcelestial2958 that can mean many things
It’s weird how girls say they don’t like jerks but really they do lol
And a good bum
I can confirm the suspenders (and obviously rolled up sleeves).
With colognes, def be careful. Keep them classy and dont put on too much
They come a-runnin' just a fast as they can...
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a SHARP DRESSED MAN!
*electric guitar solo*
So well fitting Jean's, to the store
They forgot to mention the Male needs to be attractive.
No, please don't destroy all of my dreams :(
Not one of them mentioned money. I’m from a poor blue collar family, all my male relatives except the kids are in relationships. It may make you feel better about your loneliness to blame it on lack of cash or women being shallow, but the truth is you just suck.
I make six figures, and that didn’t stop my ex (from a poor family, mind you) from leaving me for a jobless loser with no car who lives in his parents’ basement. It was just that he had more time for her (no job) than I did (full-time job).
Her parents loved me and are so disappointed in her… 🙃
TL;DR: money doesn’t matter as much as you’d be led to believe. If she likes someone, she’ll see something romantic about being with him even if he has nothing to offer her. Even if it makes no sense.
And be rich
@@jSyndeoMusic she was just dumb. Women generally are smart enough to see that having a job is necessary for a successful relationship
*Fun fact - I know this really hot guy, he just wears band shirts and hoodies all the time, he's still super hot*
*So it doesn't matter too much what you wear!*
Honestly, if they're buff, the band merch can add to the overall metalhead aesthetic. Throw in a well kept beard, and you look masculine enough for two men.
That's just my opinion, girls might disagree.
As long as you are comfortable in your clothes, anything remotly fitting should make you hot.
Also hoddies are comfy as hell!
@@YuubiTimberwolf *can agree, hoodies are great*
*especially oversized hoodies*
Primrose Petals you don’t have to talk in bold *like this* all the time. But you do you.
@@callinater6133 *You don't have to talk all the time. But you do, because it's a matter of preference, you absolute granola bar.*
Grey sweatpants are magical. My crush wears them everyday and when he stands up AHAHAJAJAJSDLFLCLCMDNSNWKSKXJCJVKCKDSNABAHSJDJFKFKGPHPGPEOWIQIQIEJTTJFJCNCNCNDNDNBSBABSDBCBCJVKVKFJJDJSBWBWBWJWJFKVKVKFJF
“Mage robes complete with a cape” 👌🏻
Fitting and especially _clean_ and well-kept clothes. I can't even stress that enough. It almost doesn't matter what you wear, as long as you look tidy and ideally smell nice. There is nothing more off-putting (for me at least) than a bad smell, and unfitting, sretched out of shape clothes that look like they haven't been washed in ages are a close second. Oh and greasy hair. Yikes...
Hygiene is everything, people. Don't underestimate hygiene. And remeber that other people can smell you before you can smell yourself.
Edit: Adding to the last part - if you can smell yourself (strongly enough), it means you a) need a shower or/and a deodorant, or b) you used too much cologne. Please don't overdo it either... lol
If airpods are on the list then I have lost hope in humanity
You just mad no girl wants to date your broke ass. No need to reply I got airphones in.
Seeing people use the profile you're using right now makes me lose hope in humanity
@@ZenoDovahkiin pfft y'all are the ones who can't afford the wire 💸💸
@@redzy1931 THat's the point
Subscribe to me Honestly why not use wired headphones lol
a ronald mcdonald costume
- a nice haircut does wonders
- jackets like denim, leather, or a nice aviator jacket
- earbuds/headphones(gives me the impression that you have good music taste... no AirPods tho)
- well/slim fitting pants
- nice shoe choice
- clean/fashionable dad caps
- hoodies
- not afraid of self hygiene
- not something they wear but I like if they’re passionate at achieving/doing something and actively take care of themself and their body
Tenacious Ferocity not all dad caps but yeah, wear whatever you want
Button up shirts with rolled up sleeve so they are ready to get their hands dirty
Not stained or soiled clothing
Seriously ladies choose one
@Sky Dome
If the choices are directly opposing each other then yes.
They should be clean when they leave the house at least, and by getting their hands dirty we dont mean because they are messy chicken wings, but in case of an emergency- car break down, unsafe situation, etc.
Aw this guy is just discovering the dichotomy that is a lady-brain.
Pack a lunch pal, you're in for a ride.
Well one will attract some girls and the other will attract different girls. You choose.
3:26 ok so I’ve been ice skating for 12 years now and there is this thing called danses. It is not related to jumps we do or any spins, we just learn a danse on the ice and perform it with a partner in front of judges. Once you pass the danse test, you learn a new and harder one and so on. Well I happen to do those danses and being a girl, I perform with a guy. Idk what cologne this dude uses, but since we skate really really close to each other (I’m literally in his arms) all I smell is his wonderful perfume. Every time I’m taken a back because he smells so good 😂
I’ve completed two danses with him and I’ll be learning a new one in September, can’t wait to danse with him again.
About a week ago I was wearing chips and salsa socks that are meant to not match, which got an entire group of girls to stare at me for a couple minutes during class trying to figure out what they were supposed to be after one of them pointed out that my socks didn’t match. One of them proceeded to ask what they were and started a conversation.
TL;DR wear mismatching/interesting socks
I do this a lot because I lost all my sock pairs. But people think it's my aesthetic. I wore matching socks because I bought new ones & people noticed lmao.
This is why I like summer over winter.
Much easier to be attractive during the summer.
"Wear some nice shoes and a button shirt and tuck up your sleeves an--" LOOK IT'S NEGATIVE 1000 DEGREES OUTSIDE LET ME WEAR MY 3 HOODIES PLEASE :(
tis a joke, but seriously, I've found that NICE sweaters can net you more attention than any hoodie (but, then again, I've only ever had one gf so...)
every girl really has different tastes. personally hoodies are my favourite type of clothes on a guy
grey sweatpants are the leggings for men, proven fact
Emma F why is this
@@wakwak7511 what we like to call a "dick print"
6:22 Oml, thank you so much for actually showing the picture of the link. So little of these reddit readings do that.
Short skirts
I mean, it's about attention, so you are technically more correct than anything in the video.
*SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!*
T-shirts
@@lred1383 *Scotland the Brave intensifies*
she’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
On behalf of everyone who watches reddit videos thats for posting good, ask reddit questions instead of r/EntitledParent part 30 or r/ChoosingBeggars part 15
There are more then enough of those and not enough of these types of videos
Ikr
*than* *
aspebb i thought than was where you were comparing something
i literally dont care what you wear as long as its clean and fits. most of my guy friends just wear baggy jeans and old tshirts. i wish theyd let me dress them up
No offense but they probably don't care about appealing to you. Maybe if they have troubles getting a girlfriend then they'd be willing to get an outfit makeover?
"i wish they'd let me dress them up" Thats gay fam
@@alessandrofabiano2819 ur not wrong
Just ask them. I'm sure It'll go over swell.
TURTLE NECK SWEATERS ARE MY RELIGION ARE YOU WITH ME LADIES
Black turtle neck and something red over it,u will look like sangwoo from killing stalking , And girls will be dying to die with ur hands
i agree with the turtleneck 👍
A manly perfume that's familiar to me. The head jerking, eyes widening, kind of perfume.
I swear, it only happened once. But I'll never forget it.
Shirtless.
So pretty much all of the serious responses are women who want the hardworking love interest from some romantic comedy. Yikes
Well, that's the ideal.
I mean men started the whole "hour-glass" figure for women so why can't we have the same?
@@martintorrecampo9927 they did?i actually didnt know please send me the source
I'd say it's fair game since I always see men talking about women's appearances and their own personal preferences.
Women are attracted to attractive men. *Y I K E S* Indeedy
5:08 is the best advice here
Why?
some of these seem biased to better built men
edit: I think they just have a forearm fetish
Max Evans vascularity fetish is more like it lmao
Eh, fitter people tend to be more attractive in general, I guess. Would you prefer to see a bikini on a woman who can look down and see her legs between the cups or one who's more round? It's very shallow and sexist, but not false.
Probably because women like better built men..
@@InternetHandle123 well, actually, this applies to most men. We like the rolled up sleeves because it looks nice without making you look stuffy and unapproachable. Also, the forearms. We like forearms.
Hope Bagel not completely, a half-decent looking guy with confidence and a good personality can outshine an arrogant or shallow hot guy any day. Now if the hot guy has those things too...sorry dude.
My current closet: button up shirts with the sleeves rolled up, v-necks, suit, hoodies, and grey sweatpants. That's literally all I wear.
That one near the end about cologne is actually a decent idea
Flannel button shirts with rolled up sleeves, with black jeans.
To sum up this video because why not?:
Ties
Rolled up sleeves
sweat pants (grey)
buttondown shirt
Unchapped lips
cologne
And ofc, chain meal
And...I am basically the opposite of that whole list so...🤷🏻♂️
@@travis_redfern6771 Dont worry about that, as long as you have chain meal you're good. It can even be in Minecraft. At least one girl will swoon over your Minecraft chain meal
NekoBunny.Jpg Chain Mail*...I had to
Yes. The rolled up sleeves advice always works. Glad to know many other women feel the same way I do about this.
Oh hell nah
I won't stop wearing my band tees
Same
Cologne be the best and noticeable thing abt men like damn 😖😍 they be passing by or sit next to me in class and it smells so nice pls wear it guys it can make a male 10x better looking even though it’s just a smell lmfao
For my part I always liked the shirts that have a few buttons at the collar (like a mix between a buttonup an a t-shirt)
Also I really like merch/nerdy stuff idk why
8:25 by far the best advice. Id have a hot friend **Female** pick out the cologne in stead of me and It would probably be something flattering and “maybe” fun for them to do.
From my experience a huge backpack with an openin revealing some sort of sophisticated device equipped with a cord connected to a single button remote
I tried wearing that while I'm in the city center and sure enough I got so much attention even the news mentioned it.
who else liked this so you can keep this around in case you forget the details?
(man) lol
8:20
I believe this is us boys
6:14 I just realized Hawaiin shirt guy is my Dad
English plate armor
The guy saying to ask people about cologne is so true, just asked a young lady at Sephora to show me her favorite colognes and I’ve never gotten more compliments on how I smell, ever.
My gf says she doesn’t like me to wear “well fitting pants” (I believe is code for skinny jeans) because it makes a guy look gay, good thing I completely agree, I’ll just stick to my green flannel shirt and my loose jeans and work boots