The Pump Wagon Only Campaign | Full Movie
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- From now on, I'll be posting the full version of each of my campaigns on this channel, for anyone who prefers to watch it all as a single video. If you prefer the multi-part format, you can just keep watching my main channel instead.
In the world of Total Warhammer 3, the mighty Greenskin warlord Grom the Paunch rises to power with a singular goal - to conquer the lands of Brettonia, the Wood Elves, and the Dwarfs. Unconventional and cunning, Grom leads a relentless band of Snotling Pump Wagons into battle. Under the cover of darkness, the Snotling Pump Wagons crash into Brettonia's unsuspecting knights, overwhelming them and leaving the realm in chaos.
Next, Grom's forces venture into the enchanted woods, facing the elusive Wood Elves. The Pump Wagons skillfully navigate the forest, setting traps, and causing mayhem that even the Elves' swift ambushes cannot counter. The Wood Elves are forced to retreat from their once-secure sanctuaries, as the relentless Snotlings persist in their destructive assault.
But Grom's greatest challenge lies with the formidable Dwarfs. Undeterred, the warlord's Snotlings modify their Pump Wagons into mobile battering rams. With explosive charges and clever tactics, they breach the Dwarfs' mountain fortresses. The stout warriors fight fiercely, but Grom's unstoppable onslaught leaves the Dwarfs in disarray. In the end, the Snotling Pump Wagons conquer all three realms, and the legend of Grom the Paunch echoes through the annals of Total Warhammer history.
Music in order of appearance:
Kevin MacLeod - Call to Adventure
Hide Them - Brightarm Orchestra
Sea of Thieves OST - Maiden Voyage
OSRS OST - Boroque
The Emperor's New Groove (PS1) - The Race
Huma-Huma - From Russia With Love
Kotor 2 - Iziz Cantina
Winter - Vivaldi
OSRS OST - Harmony
Kevin MacLeod - Five Armies
Kevin MacLeod - Achaidh Cheide - Celtic
Russian Dance-Tchaikovsky
Kevin MacLeod - Fluffing a Duck
Kevin MacLeod - Gymnopedie No 1
Kevin MacLeod - Angevin 120 loop
Ride of The Valkyries - Wagner
Cooper Cannell - When Johnny Comes Marching Home
Le Chasseur et les Fugitifs - Ludvig Moulin
Twin Musicom - Video Game Soldiers
We Shop Song - Lud & Schlatt's Musical Emporium
Kevin MacLeod - Investigations
Audionautix - Opus One
Highest Gear - Brightarm Orchestra
DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN 2 MEAD GOLD AND BLOOD (IFANS THEME)
Miitopia OST Stage (Mountain)
attacking divine beast vah naboris (Nearby) Extended
UNDERTALE OST 068 DEATH BY GLAMOUR
Price (Persona 5)
OSRS OST - Sea Shanty
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box Moment of Rest (LIVE)
Total Warhammer 2 OST - Widowmaker
The SIMS - cartographers symphony
We Must Be Prepared - Brightarm Orchestra
Bach - Cello Suite
Twilight of the Gods - Fire emblem Echoes shadows of valentia
A thing of beauty, Mork and Gork approve.
Itz Gork 'n Mork ya git
@@The-Great-Penguin You're a penguin, not a greenskin! How can you even type!?
I feel like whenever a pump wagon does a drive by, they blare out that Dukes of Hazzard horn sound.
That would be hilarious!!😂😂😂😂
Raise hell praise Dale
What a mod that would make! Lol, I love it.
Time taken to destroy city gates:
An entire army of goblin engineered 'wonders': half of the allowed battle length
A single pack of doggos: 5 to 10 seconds
The veterancy of that first pump wagon is probably insane lol
"i have taken over bretonnia by simply moving forward" -Grom the paunch
Is that a real quote?
@@DirkVaughan the original quote is napoleons "I have destroyed the Austrian army by simply marching"
@@tatujuntunen7668 oh yes, thank you! I knew it sounded familiar!
The Git Guzzlers are in all likelihood named after the Goblin king who sacked Bugman's Brewery, the Git Guzzler. What was guzzled was Josef Bugman's prized mead.
The Git was also a notoriously rotund Goblin, though not quite as corpulent as Grom, he was large enough to be a right menace. He was a rival of Grom's, which is likely why the Git's name is attached to the army he fights.
Grom curbstomping any unit under tier 3 is all the earlygame power you need lol
This is great thank you for making this long form movie it feels a lot easier to watch it like this than multiple videos. Great Video Very funny and enjoyable content keep it up
Finally a movie that i can watch with my snotling familly
this is a piece of art. amazing work, please do more of these!
I have watched this video about 11 times. Something about Grom and the Pump Wagons makes me go "Hell Yeah."
absolutely no clue what this game is but the editing and comedy is awesome man, keep it up
'total war: warhammer 3'
Already watched every episode but I made sure to drop in for an extra view and a like. Love your work, friend. Keep up that energy
Gawt dayumit! I clicked on the channel thinking "Hey, I wanna see more of this fella's lil' movies! :D" and this ends up being the first one. RIP
Still subbing tho.
You can watch the campaigns in separate parts on my main channel if you want: @BrilliantStupidity
@@additionalstupidity Oh dang, I should've figured that this was a "B-channel" with how good the quality was even though it seems relatively new. Nice, will do!
I could tell right from the beginning that this was going to be the best Warhammer video of all time just from the "renewable resource" joke of the year. XD
Don’t even play this game in the slightest but for some reason this random little video popped up in my feed You’re a funny guy I WISH YOU THE BEST 😁
I was always aware that Grom makes pump wagons better, but this video allowed me to truly understand just how much better. I have a newfound respect for my little snotlings.
Okay so, if you somehow get behind an enemy attack radius. You will be Locked in place until you attack it. I’ve have this happen to me a couple times. If you siege a city with two armies, then unsieged it with the other army still in the radius you can reproduce the effect.
The way I found to get around this clipping glitch is to attack it. Then in the battle options you pick retreat instead of auto resolve, and battle. This gets you outside the attack radius allowing you to escape.
Yeah. Or, push come to shove, you can disband the units. I had this glitch happen with an enemy army stuck on one of my heroes and after wondering how it happened, I just left them there until I was able to defeat the army. Also, as greenskins, you might be able to underway out of the engagement zone?
absolutely beautiful, Inspires me to play some Grom
they see me rollin... they hatin...
Love the sea of thieves music in the background, fits with the snotlings.
another challenge I thought of chaos dwarves kadi only it sound fun especially if you have all the seats
"Get in loser, we're going pumping."
You earned my subscription, a master piece it was!
Gotta love how the Reiksguard felt so bad they stopped for the snotlings.
I will say coming back to this late in the day on the trailing end of being stoned.. SOOOO much better. "I just can't pull them out as quick as I thought.." *insert Peter Griffin laugh here.
"60 ambiguous units of speed" is my kind of humor
Side note you can select multiple of the same unit and give them all the same scrap upgrade at once
Did you put a ludwig reference in this or is it on accident? 9:47
commenting for appretiation of the runescape banger at 6:45 nostalgia hit me in the feels
I love the RuneScape soundtrack in the background of all these videos
Good good, you have done well. You are ready to take on the final greenskins challenge: Goblin Chariot Only Campaign.
4:00 you dont need to upgrade them one at a time. 3 should be the same but in 2 if you select multiple units (ctrl for individual or shift to select everything inbetween 2 units you click on) you can upgrade all at once
Grom and 250 pump wagons are attacking a city..
the game: "Idk, man.. There's like 5 peasants and a lady with a large weiner dog.. I don't think you can win..."
love the animations on the flappers hahahhah
You really making me wanna replay grom.
man your videos are great, thank you
I went back to rewatch a part of this video and realized that our brother in christ was playing a Sims 3 song in the background.
is this that fury road movie i've heard about?
Could you do one with constructs only (and necrotects of course)?
Considering Gromm is goblin Immortan Joe, makes sense he’d be loaded up with war boys
I think you mean Immortan Joe is the human Grom the Paunch, lol.
What a day... What a lovely day!!!
Orion is especially anti everything
'Ard as Nailz is pumpwagon skill for every greenskin lord. Gives +12 armor, 10% ranged range and 8% missile strength(later two are only Wolf chariot related). Sneaky Stabberz also boost pumpwagons.
Riderz only affects Boar chariot, sadly.
And also Grom's Goblintide skill should affect pumpwagons(it does work on Wolf chariot, so why not).
Actually, if you look at all bonuses Wolf chariot can get, speciffically from the Grom(all mentioned and Chariot Races+Down to Size), its OP as fuck. 45 base armor, plus 37 from bonus skills(and 10% phys resistance) for Wolf chariots is crazy. And they get all melee boosts too. Holly sh*t.
Theirs charge is not great, but they are fast as Cav(renown wolf chariot even faster than most of Cavs). So you can cycle as you want. Only weak side is low leadership.
Did not expect to hear some OSRS music actually made me check if it was open LOL
Need more of this
how can this mans brain comprehend 20 thousand calvary units, my brian dies after 2
Bro I’ve been watching you for months and just realized I wasn’t subbed, sorry king
Challenges like these the only enemy you truly face is the Auto Resolve calculator!
Reminds me of when I played coach only vampires. A lot less hard, can actually recommend for fun
This is Gods work
I swear that if you use vindictive glare on a fresh unit of 120 infantry, it will target the one dude that separated from the group and is stuck in a tree on the other side of the map every single time...
This made me wonder if it's possible to beat the game only autoresolving. I'd definitely watch that if you ever did it.
Most definitively.
I propose once again, high elves melee infantry only campaign.
Don't know if anyone commented this, underway movement can get out of that bug.
Snotlings have suprising arm strength because on the flappas that single snotling on the top cannot only lift pump wagon but also the other 2 snotlings off the grou d.
I think they need to change the wagons, make the wheelz more square like with spikes so it gives the whole wagon a jumpyness. They dont really like roll over things but more like stomp. And the 'engine' is more like a Rube Goldberg invention attached to a seat and bicycle pedals with snotlings that look like they freebased Adderall.
Yea, there seems to be a feature, when after battle an army has only one unit AND that unit is a hero, the "army stack" converts to "hero" and does not do whatever action army was supposed to do (in this case - moving away from engagement tile, another case is occupying a settlement).
And so the hero blocks the army which defeated his former stack, and can not move himself. SAD.
"even with anti calvary troop it cant stop the power of standstill traffic"
Pump my ride: Snotlings edition
New challenge: fast cavalry only and the game must be constantly at 2x speed.
I had the same game breaking bug in a Nakai campaign a couple months ago. Y’know *when the community had to make a mod to fix his ability to recruit Kroxigors.*
"Pump Wagons are made of wood ... only the lowest quality ...!" - BrilliantStupidity, 2024
i enjoy, more please
They move much further than you because for some reason, you missed the memo to always spec points into any campaign movement range buff; ie, at the very minimum, Route Marcher.
Route marcher only gives 5% in WH3. They had easily +20%.
@@additionalstupidityThey were on Raid stance though. So that's -25 or even -50% movement range.
Need 4 Speed: Bretonnia.
Of course the french would get folded by a couple wagons.
Hit and Run ? More like Hit and Grom.
Love your chanel. Its a commedy riot but with warhammer 3 clowns
Hearing that you sometimes bend the rules for summons. How about a rule that can you add one door breaker unit but once you lose it you can't replace it.
Ask for a new video? Na
Rewatch the same videos in a unlimited loop? Hell yeah xD
You don’t wanna get involved with pump wagons in Glasgow.
Perfection
Please make a massive "how to charge" - Guide :( with examples and things.
Da Evil Sunz are 'ere.
this game is like a taste of how expensive actual Warhammer is lmao
58:40 poor guy😂😂😂😂😂
While funny and a neat tactic stuff like this makes me wonder what the point of infantry or any not hero/aeo attacking units are in total war hammer
7:00 random Runescape music lol
Hi same situation 10:23 can happen in total war rome 2. I meet this bug 6 times (on earth and on sea) in 400h, there are only one hope hire lord/fleet then attack enemy lord to free our lord/fleet
Always gotta remember to macro your micro.. or is it micro your macro?
I subscribed
Game: "So I see you're playing on easy..."
LOVE THIS!!"!!!
Damn this pimp my car episode was weird af
pump up the jam?
Please make full campan Playlist
Disappointed it was not pimp wagon but still interesting
I call my van the pump wagon
yes, again
more long ass videos pls!
Should have paint it with more red
Not to be that guy, but the bourgeoisie and the proletariat are different from the nobility and the peasantry. (Oh no, I am that guy…)
Warhammer 3 x Bad Piggies
This is fking hilarious 😅
More please😊
I’ve literally never had this weird game breaking stuff happen.
'Grats.
To be fair it’s not really save scumming when the game breaks.
9:42 not pump wagon only.
Slaneesh