@@francescaa8331 vertical fumbling is prevented by the magtropic feilds which are a natural result from discombobulation of the girdle springs. To guarantee minimal vertical fumbling, id have to explain how the metronidazoid layers are formed and why diselectronification makes it impossible
I purchased what I thought was a retro encabulator off of Wish but instead just received a regular encabulator… I’ve experienced far too many side fumbles, but I think I can tolerate it for how affordable it was, even though it wasn’t the exact model I wanted.
Oh man that must be like heaven. I am still saving for my first. I've read that the new repeterator increased the power outlet of the discomobulator 10 fold. I can't wait to get mine.
The price has come down dramatically, and while they may be considered obsolete amongst industry experts, they still offer the best encabulating bang for your buck.
@matthewreichlin4993 I concur, ever since our acquisition of RE.V.2, we no longer have issues with our Marzul vanes being perpetuated to the encabulating process. Note that also; our capacitive duractance is coming to measurable levels.
+DetroitBORG So ... do you really need to use Rockwell automation devices to pick me as a winner?? I already know that I am the winner... why do you need to go through so much hassle bro?? LOL ;-)
I don't think most people truly grasp the significance of how they've fitted the hydrocoptic marzel vanes. When I was still a kid in college, I lost a dear friend of mine in an engineering class when a waneshaft started side fumbling so hard that it lost ambifacence. The spurving bearings couldn't handle the panometric load and they shattered. Killed him instantly. It's been over fifty years, and I still have nightmares where I see the stator embedded in his skull, whirring around and leaving semi-boloid patterns carved into his scalp. People love to give Rockwell shit because of the way they couple their tremipipes, but the fact is, their design saves lives.
Although he _did_ almost crack twice (around the middle, and ~15s before the end), I must genuinely applaud *not only that fact,* but also his ability to _FLUIDLY_ rattle off so many bullshit terms at such speed! 👏🥺
It's wild to think that, up until the relatively recent past, we had no idea that by simply trilestifying an argon beam with 9,000 hydro-largs of kensiom we could carbomate a dingleswitch from flip to flop. Rockwell truly brought American engineering into the 21st century.
Even more impressive, Rockwell was actually being a bit conservative in their presentation. For example, I've read that in about 40% of cases the encabulator could even eliminate a significant amount of heat waste in NON-carbomatic flops as well.
The early serial numbered encabulators were prone to a lot of side fumbling though. my company bought a few of these to provide magnetoreluctant flux power to another piece of RF machinery, and the power delivery was terrible -- side fumbling, some phase detractance, not to mention the terrible noise. turns out it was a factory defect! They have so few of them that we got a personal apology from the CEO, and he oversaw the delivery of a whole new encabulator! Apparently the rest of the batch was recalled too.
The gestures really add to the presentation. It really helps with the immersion that you're listening to something you _shouldn't_ be too dumb to understand.
He’s an actor? I assumed that with such a fluent presentation and in-depth knowledge of the confabulator’s parameters he must be one of project engineers.
@@deusexaethera I think it is the best version I've seen. The original is good but this one beats it. I could see more people actually falling for this one.
this is obviously far superior than the last one! do you know how much Sinal soil deplonoration I had to deal with? I'd rather open the prefamulated emulite casing to get to the ambat facias lunar waneshaft on this one than get stuck finding the compartment with the sperving bearrings on the old one... Just saying
Last time I watched this, I was in Junior High, this time I'm a 3rd year Electrical Engineering student and now able to truly appreciate this technology.
I too learned of this amazing invention as a young electrical engineering student at Penn state in 1988. Now some 30 odd years later they have models that are both 10k times larger and 10k smaller. Plus NOW they always know where they are at because it takes itself with it where ever they fly! 😅 Good engineering choice my brother. God bless.
I could watch a few hours long explanation on the topic, it went by way too quickly... I actually spent a few months thinking that my dissertation could be on sinusoidal deplanararion prevention, all before realizing that my research was unable to produce results.
@@sickdawg22 The drawn reciprocation dingle arm doesn't actually directly inhibit sinusoidal deplanararion, it just offsets the quarter-phase decalcification of the incoming threshold capacitors, which in turn refills both spring tanks allowing the deplanararion to self-right in a semi-aquatic magneto heat current, this is why the drawn reciprocation dingle arm is always at 45° to the base plate's modulus coplanar interference mesh.
My grandad used to tell stories of the pre-automation days. When he was my age he worked on a machine that produced inverse reactive current. His first ever job was getting paid a dime for each time he synchronized the cardinal grammeters. It's amazing to think that these machines now do it automatically.
I find that highly suspect. I worked during the transition phase to automatic, and we never had to synchronize the grams more often than every 75 operational hours, or 200,000 complete cycles. We had 12 manual encabulators on the main floor and all of them would lose synchronization at different times. The units were all the hopelessly designed Tricorp units with those absolutely awful idea of having the grammeters enclosed in a separate chamber of the amulet casing. It was a full 7 hour job to remove them. Nevertheless, It was part of our contract, not something we were paid for separately. So unless your gramps was doing other things during that time, I don't see how he could be paid so little for that job.
@@LordSandwichII Ah, he was before those Tricorp things. This was back in the 30s, where the most advanced thing you could get were those huge ugly DuoCo ones made in England. The Hydrocopticmarsel Vanes were HUGE in those days, so big that there was no room for Cardinal Grammeters behind the Ambivalent Wane-Shaft. So the Grammeters were small, and that meant that if you wanted enough power for the Boloid, they couldn't have a casing. Of course, this led to them losing synchronisation multiple times a day, but the solid iron Panametric Fam would keep going if you could just flip the flux switch in time, hence it being a scut job for a junior technician.
@@pavarottiaardvark3431 Oh man! I forgot about the DuoCo machines! I remember seeing one of those beasts on a site inspection in 1992. It was defunct, and being prepared for scrapping. The whole team couldn't figure out why it had to be so big! Thanks for the clarification. Is it true that they're still being used in China?
@@LordSandwichII Ah, the China thing is sort of true. They still use the base-plates of the old DuoCo machines, because the fabricated amularite is so heavy, might as well re-use it. But inside there's almost nothing of the old DuoCo things (consider that China uses a different gauge for Unilateral Phase Detraction, no incentive to keep it). It was actually a big deal in China when they were finally able to use home-produced Lunar Wane Shafts, because previously their manufacturing wasn't high-quality enough to ensure there would be no side-fumbling. Honestly, I think in a few years all our Differential Girdle Springs will be made in China.
The squeaking hinges are actually a very deliberate part of the design - it's an auditory remonstrance to indicate to the operator that the maintaining defence doors are either open, ajar or closed. A vital safety protocol.
Moreover, the encabulation resonance is fork tuned within tolerance of known levels to its deployment housing. Keen operators will recognize the waveform broadcast at 160 decaflops.
To achieve that specific squeak wasn’t easy either. I read they used custom harmonic differential wave couplers, that when exposed to latent nitride aerosol in a hermetic hyperbaric chamber, it allowed them to tune the squeak to sub-resonant capillary frequencies, quite amazing when you think about it! #Science
I watch this once every few years, and by the time he gets to "differential girdle spring" I'm nearly in tears. See you guys next time YT decides to remind me of this gem!
When I was young, encabulation was all done by hand (usually by college-aged women). I remember the first pin-box encabulators; they really changed the game! Always fascinating to see how far we've come in such a short time.
I guess it must have been a real nightmare preventing side fumbling with all those ladies around. Surprised much encabulation got done at all back then.
This is the older version; they've since upgraded to three-phase reluctance drive along with silicon carbide rectification in the secondary power stage. Parasitic capacitance with anti-snubbing topologies and type 4 closed loop compensation architecture improves relative phase margins without right half plane zeros. No transfer functions are required for stabilization.
But what about the orthometric reverse-field stabilizers? They are supposed to effectively normalize the transient induction losses through the wane shafts. It was supposed to repolarize the entire stator flux field that is in sync with the array; and with zero-delineation from the panametric fam's main drive.
"The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented."
I'm a professor at Harvard University, capacitive deractence is my area of expertise, I have studied it for 20 years now and given much to the field. Thanks.
Yes, but these revolutionary machines put me out of work. The manual encabulating industry has been completely decimated! I'm retraining into crypto doci-mechanics, though.
Yeah, they really take Milford Trunnions for granted. I tried telling the kids around the neighborhood they need to take some reverence of how smooth their dingle arms reciprocate, but the judge said I cant do that anymore......court order.😒
@@zombieregime kids these days probably don’t even know where their dingle arms are located. all they talk about is the new photostatus analog casing that seamounts the base plate. After they got rid of the logarithmic casing it’s all they care about.
@@zombieregime Peechin to the choir man I feel ya. Those things barely have any flex these days because they make them with a semi-slotted girdle mold instead of a full slotted mold. Complete bullshit.
I'm still in awe of the fact that they rectified the notoriously confounding, at-one-time-ubiquitous limitations manifested by the close proximity of the quadratronic trexlinators when juxtaposed with the primary encabulatory node (i.e. poor-quality encabulation, loud whirring, etc.). These guys are the real deal!
I'm just glad this unit comes with girdle springs and dingle arms because we were really struggling with too much sinusodial depleteration. we tried to get those two components in the previous model but we're unsuccessful as they were still under development so we had to make due without those. it was a real challenge, I'll tell ya.
I hate that I had to Google this to make sure it wasn't a real thing. He delivers it so well, and just about had me convinced that this was actually a cutting edge piece of tech that is too sophisticated for us mortal beings.
@@floridamanHooning You never know anymore :D Find out in 5 years it was real all along and only industry insiders knew and just kept us feeling we're idiots :)
I remember the first time I stumbled upon this video… It was a strange recommendation to come upon. I watched it out of sheer curiosity, the squeaking hinges made me laugh, I wondered how many takes he needed to get through all that jargon seamlessly. I now know it’s not a real product and the video is a joke, but man, as a short presentation… it still slaps. Just three cameras, a fancy cabinet with doodads, and a dude that’s keeping it as cool as a cucumber.🫡
@@B-System That's what makes it so good :) Tiny words (and in this case a term) in themselves could be correct. I'm still at a loss though how to deplanarate my sinusoidal signal.
Best version of this chestnut. Pacing, earnestness, gestures and he flips a switch and a thing starts spinning real fast! The actor and production team on this just nailed it. They deserve credit.
This is the best version of it... I really love the props. I had no idea it was an old chestnut - but I've been running into them all over UA-cam, and I see it's been around for a while.
And Rockwell, the absolutely real multibillion dollar company known for making industrial control panels and the like... Apparently this was a de-stressing project for their real engineers, they pretty much just got to play Legos for a few months with random electronics lol. And a fun and creative approach from a really old company.
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
Easy peasy...recalibrate the flux capacitor using (1) ounce of 2-ounce ball bearings (NOT the Chinese kind...they rust!) and 1/3rd quart of 10w-30 weight Pennzoil motor oil....
@@mcannon1964 Does this require half a bearing? That would make it less effective, requiring you to use a logarithmic correction compensator in order to further the exponential derivative of the product.
Had this on a VHS tape several years ago when I was an instructor for Rockwell. I would play this after introductions and formalities were gone over on the first day of class. It was hard to keep a straight face while watching the students catch on one by one until the room erupted in laughter.
Nah, it doesn't undermine the message, it just reinforces that this is a piece of Serious Industrial Equipment where the functionality is the only concern, and feel-good stuff like silent hinges on service panels are irrelevant.
Just before watching this video I saw a tutorial for job interviews, where they stated the tone of your voice should seem convincing. Then I saw this video and I couldn't agree more. This guy is joking about technical jargon and I almost believed what he's selling
From what I can tell, this isn't the first time this guy has made this presentation. I'm pretty sure I saw him as a car mechanic in an older version of this, which was Chrysler-themed.
@@frmcf I couldn't find any of the continuity errors that usually come with spliced takes. This appears to have been filmed in a TV studio and "edited" live with a switchboard. I couldn't hear any abrupt cuts in the background noise, his limbs, posture, and even the wrinkles on his suit are all the same across camera changes, not even his breathing is affected by the cuts. He also appears to be reading the script off a teleprompter, as he maintains eye contact with the camera almost the entire time he's speaking, even when making specific hand gestures, so that would indicate he's not memorizing it line by line and shooting that way. I mean I could be wrong, that's just how it looked to me.
@@olsongl Well, obviously ambulite has to be prefabulated as well because the two-phase cast fabulation can only be done in a vacuum coinhibitation environment. So it's an easy mistake to make.
I worked for Rockwell Industries for years before they became Rockwell Automation. I retired in 1974 after my partner and I successfully confabulated the quadratic anti-phase reciprocating wave trap, an essential requirement in today's ubiquitous psychoacoustic gramblephonometers.
Most people will never understand the benefits of your research, but those of us who do, appreciate it greatly. Because of people like you, we can stand on the shoulders of giants.
I remember those old malleable logarithmic casings. So glad we have phase integration these days. I sure don't miss having to reset the pulse emulated whirlygig reflex buffer every time you had a null exponent on the chemical bypass stack register. I do miss those old school dingle arms though.
old tech... I now use the advanced version of the splatonic defurminizer in conjunction with the sonic defrackulator... It works wonders with my lunar wayne shaft!
Back in my day the single phase rent modulators were powered by the malleable logarithmic casing via direct induction from the lotus luxor coomba rotors.
Lucky you. The phase integration capabilities were not kind to me. Every time I attempted to run retroactive ectoplasmic oscillation procedures, they performed directly in conjunction with the gluconic preambulent bi-atomic waveforms that prolonged the side fumbling sequences. I still employ the malleable logarithmic casings to this day, not only are they convenient for effectively barricading gluconic waveforms, but also encapsulating the y-73 sub-annulled isotope sequences that identify any disposable viaxium jellies.
This sketch was originally done by a British Grad Student in 1944. "The original technical description of the "turbo-encabulator" was written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick (1923-1991). It was published in 1944 by the British Institution of Electrical Engineers Students’ Quarterly Journal "
Too bad the British are too...well...British...to make a slick marketing video like this. This video probably sold more Retro-Encabulators in six months than the British were able to sell in six decades.
@@deusexaethera the British lost their lead in the manufacture of turbo encabulators as a series of post-war governments failed to see the potential in the technology and withheld investment. Sadly the last British manufacturer of encabulators, the nationalised Imperial Encabulator Industries, was shut by the Thatcher government in the eighties.
It's crazy to see that the reciprocated drawn dinglearm is still the best solution for reducing sinusoidal depleneration. Rockwell was ahead of it’s time.
I sent this to my dad with the caption "How parents must feel when their kids try to teach them how to use computers." He replied back "We use these at work!" and went on to talk about how he understands pretty much everything this guy is talking about and how it's an awesome product.
@@nunyabizness3890 he was totally serious! He does a lot of programming with large machinery and was actually the one who taught me all about computers. The sentiment would hold completely true with my mom though, I feel like I'm speaking in a foreign language when I'm telling her how to use Microsoft word.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Crazy to think how this used to be cutting edge. For reference, only two years after the release of this equipment it was discontinued and replaced with what we call a "Tachyometric Regulator". It does all what that equipment does plus a few more key features (such as Angulatory Delateration and advanced Ion Pulse Control) and it's about the size of your fist. Just goes to show how quickly technology is snowballing.
I still think retroencabulation is a more reliable and functional way to provide deplanaration. Tachyometric regulators, while newer, faster, and more efficient, take too long to program for extracted relactable maring fetters. Retroencabulation, being a simpler process, takes much less time and requires a lot less refractometer calibration. I can't count how many times I've gone to try the new tachyometric regulators and run into Lollar errors.
@@Lakonthegreat My company has provided fully interlined digital insegrevious deltoid units since at least 2016. Transveinal Lollar with full correction. It's not 2000 anymore, geez.
I work in building automation and yes, the jargon gets deep. My co worker showed me this years ago when I was just starting out and sometimes I’ll be sitting in a training for new equipment as some company representative it prattling on about their new product and think of this.🙂
We had side fumbling with our first Lunar Wayne Shaft - dam near tore our Encabulator to shreds. Once we replaced it with the new model demostrated in this video it was nothing but smooth sailing. Now we just sit back and sip on profit cola all day.
I remember the days when we still had to worry about over torquing the bindle rotor forcing a need to replace the pinkney flange. Never again What a time to be alive.
Back in 2010 I found a working second-generation retro encabulator in an old panametric repulsion office building that had been slated for destruction! It was once Reliance Electric's largest harmonic cardinoidal prefabrication facility, in Las Vermonas, CA. I used to walk past the building to get to the GRV matrix precipitator in San Guntero and you could hear the original semi-phemorial biforcation mounts struggling against the old temburnal pins in the ancillary tower. This was even before Rockwell first introduced fitted amulite casings, so the sperving bearings had no way to run directly to the panametrics. Eventually Rockwell nailed down IR current and the new phase detractors could finally sync not only ordinal, but also CARDINAL grammeters, and they opened a brand new facility in New Hornship across from Roosevelt Air Base, and the Las Vermonas drawn reciprocation building was shuttered along with the panametric repulsion division.
after an improperly maintained retro encabulator has its flange-mounted halving unit break loose leading to a multi-pitzel flux cascade, accelerating one of the trendle units right through your head, causing your untimely death? @@lobsterfork
The start of the cardinal grammeter era was a revolutionary moment in the encabulation industry, and the world is better off for it. And yet, I can't deny that I sort of miss the pre-cardinal era. There was something peaceful and relaxing-- almost zen-like, really-- about listening to the old semi-phemorial biforcation mounts slugging it out against the temburnal pins while encabulating the panametry. It was a sort of yin and yang thing, a reminder that in nature, forces that seem to be opposites are often actually complementary, working together as part of a greater whole. I suppose I'm a bit silly to be pondering the philosophical implications of old-school encabulatory technology. But like an old second-generation Reliance Electric retro encabulator, sometimes beauty is something you just stumble across.
Just to help anyone who doesn't understand this and to simplify. I'd like to add that any magneto output under 14 quarvoids is immediately detract-able under the inverse stealth springs, this would link side-fumbling to a reactive logarithmic withholding of the belly-famultor and the end pins in the leaf-engurmulon. Thus causing the dingle arm to limp-shaft and the output to flim- flap. Basically the overpolarization is prevented by the seperate windings of the foscatulan wired in series with an under-bremulation of the fifth and seventh marzal vanes (not just the seventh) The phase pin firing time has to be bypassed by under-grammelling the coil windings in the squim-meter and over-bearing the noids. In a case like this anything under a reading of 16 parvuels will loosen the dingle arm and create more side-fumbling, and nobody wants that!
+jimmypinch I'm really glad to see your explicit acknowledgement that the under-bremulation of the marzal vanes is not limited to just the seventh. This is a widely misunderstood point in need of correction. C'mon, people -- this isn't rocket science!
I just love how they cut to his hands when he demonstrates the motion or angles of what he's discussing. Like that further drives the point home! Epic technical jargon video !!
It’s amazing when you realize how far technology has advanced since this video was released. Today you can buy a device the size of a toaster that does essentially the same exact thing from your local ACE hardware store. It was $14.99 last time I looked.
However, they are primarily constructed with Chinesium, which requires frequent replacement. Similar to 4 popper turbocharged, directed-injected energy-saving engines in current lower cost fossil fuel propulsion devices.
I strongly suspect that OP works for Milford Trunnions, where I hear that side-fumbling in the dingle arm remains a significant operational issue. Don't believe the hype.
I’ve found an average of 100% effectiveness nearly 60% of the time. Having said this, don’t connect a warbled articulating brandle dispenser without first measuring the xyrexian mode triangularity. It’s common sense to be honest.
The guy’s extremely talented and deserves a lot of credit. This probably took multiple takes and there were likely a lot of flubs, but it’s hard to imagine anyone doing a finer job than this fellow.
it is in-jokes among engineers to sound smarter. Other than turboencabulator, everything he said was actually correct, albeit with technicality namesake put into 11. example, Deltoid configuration: This is actually a triangle-shaped rotor wiring configuration for the motor rotor. Asymptotic logarithmic casing: Fancy way to say rectangular metal box, since the logarithm graph is in the shape of almost 90 degrees. Flux stuff: That's simply the physics that governs how the electrical motor works
I was wondering the same thing. I'm dead serious this guy is the best actor in human history to turn off his sense of humor and deliver the most ridiculous speech ever given and in a single take. There's no way I could ever get to that level of acting in a hundred years
For those who are curious, the device in the film is a MCC panel . MCC stands for 'Motor Control Centre' You can see the start stop buttons on the front and below them are the the Variable Speed Drive HMI panels. I work on these.
While that may be true, it is far less entertaining than sprung-driven cam axis dingle arms simul-casting bi-rotary anti-fraggle pins in a tri-motionary configuration to suppress the techno-drivel verbiage of the predecessary encabulators. Get with the program!
My physics teacher in college helped develop a similar photanic device to this encabulator and he actually took us to the lab to show us. It blew my mind how the use of formulas like the Shleem Law which i believed at the time was not applicable to most things encabulation related was used to capulate cortons through synphenic devices. Obviously now the improvements in the world of encabulation have come a long way, its fun to look back at how far we've come and what was, to me, a marvel of its time.
That was the point where I stopped paying attention because I can't for the life of me imagine a casing that is logarithmic. Is it exponentially wider of something? Is it sectioned off by a logarithmic scale?
I love this. I've worked on a metric shit-ton of "Industrials" just like this. Industrials being the catch word for training, sales, service, and marketing videos. Back in the day, these were usually distributed on VHS tape before the internet and DVDs became the standard. You can't believe how utterly foreign many of these things sounded. Some made no more sense than this video. I don't recall the name of the talent, but he is definitely perfect for the job. Great video!
Industrials are designed to be understood by people who already know everything being explained and admired by people who wish they knew anything being explained.
As a Star Trek fan I think this sounds believable. Just got used to stuff like this - "Captain, the Bussard collector's plasma intake on the right warp nacelle is swarming with chronoton radiation and we appear to be in a temporal flux"
Okay, I thought this video was a fake shitpost, but I understood every part of your Star Trek quote and now I understand how someone could understand this video. Edit: Never mind, the "xyzEncabulator" script is a copypasta shitpost in engineering fields
@@chlo_3 your comment made me do some googling. It turns out that the encabulator copypasta script was written all the way back in 1944 by John Hellins Quick in the Students' Quarterly Journal, British Institution of Electrical Engineers as a joke.
I'd love to know how many takes this guy had to do. I've been watching this video for years and I still can't get through it without losing it at some point. I would have never been able to pull it off - this guy did a great job. This video never gets old.
That must have been amazing! I'm so envious. All said, I did see a demo at a tradeshow, but it was behind a Perspex shield in case there was a breach in the Flimflam Knobulator shielding because it can exceed 12,000 RPM. (Rambulations Per Minion.)
People still don’t understand what a huge leap forward this machine represented, back in the first generation of retroencabulation there were serious concerns will recalcitration in the two wormwound wedge gears, it was a limitation of the time but when prefamulation became a more approachable method for the industry wedge gears were phased out. This was the dawn of a new, more reliable era of retroencabulation.
Dont forget we used to fammulate the ammulite post-encabulation, before realizing pre-fammulation carries higher octonometry through the unilateral phase detractors - neatly assigned bifurcation gave us the lotus o-deltoid type windings.
So often I feel left behind by the blinding speed of technological improvements, but this young man explains it all so well! He reminds me of my nephew🤗
NinjaLifestyle Well, you can't completely iradicate it. There will always be a marginal amount of SF but on this model you can counter most of it by adjusting the angle of dispensation.
@@TheNefastor you're not wrong especially in milford trenions, it will be interesting to see what that has done to the hydrocoptic marzelvanes after a decade of use I would expect heavy false brinneling with perhaps spalling and fretting as well. These things are not just fit and forget unless you just want to move the problem to the cromulatory cam.
@@prophetzarquon1922 Sinusoidal depleneration specifically. Tangential depleneration can still be a factor if the lunar waneshaft is not properly calibrated.
@@HDZ274 🤦🏿♂️This is a common misconception and has been debunked several times. The polyphiloprogenitive properties of the hydrocoptic marzel veins essentially subverts any depleneration. Read your manuals people.
Man i come back to this video like once a year since like 2010 and it never loses an ounce of hilarity. This might be my all time favorite UA-cam video.
Here at Rockwell Automation's World Headquarters, research has been preceding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been preceding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, reliant electric motors, allen-bradley controls, and all monitored by rockwell software is Rockwell Automation's Retroencabulator. Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, its produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive deractance. The original machine had a baseplate of pre-fabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings run a direct line with the pentametric fan. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marsel veins, so fitted to the Ambafacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The retroencabulator has now reached a high level of development and its being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. It's available soon wherever Rockwell Automation Products are sold.
listen people, I hear a lot of snarky comments, but if you think Capacitive Voractance is an easy phenomenon to control, or that Hydrocoptic Marzel Veins are easy to procure, you are fooling yourselves! My hats off to this guy for having the courage to not dumb down this video, and give it straight!
He did a great job explaining but he really only highlighted a few features and mechanics. He forgot to mention anything about the Ditchburn thermal err-cycle process where the tensor chamber can output optimal bominine saturation (related to Heidelberg expansion). Also he talked about preventing side-fumbling but conveniently left out the boondoggling effects from the increased quasi-plasmic gradience. Encabulators are always fun to talk about, but there's still much work to be done (even the turbo encabulator).
I am one of the old people that used to work on the Rockwell Retro Encabulator. Back then the anti-side fumbling features significantly expedited our prototyping work. This month we received the SANS ICS HyperEncabulator, ua-cam.com/video/5nKk_-Lvhzo/v-deo.html The difference has been night and day, and I see a lot of the new staff not show any appreciation about how far we have come in encabulation and side-fumbling stabilisation in general. Cheers to 15 more years of encabulation innovation!
Halfway through I was wondering how they prevented side fumbling, but then he addressed it.
I wouldn't get TOO excited. Side fumbling is only "effectively" prevented.
It’s the Dongle bro… the dongle
My too...
Yes side fumbling but no one will discuss the vertical fumbling. That's the dark secret they don't want to tell you about.
@@francescaa8331 vertical fumbling is prevented by the magtropic feilds which are a natural result from discombobulation of the girdle springs. To guarantee minimal vertical fumbling, id have to explain how the metronidazoid layers are formed and why diselectronification makes it impossible
It's great that that this incredibly sophisticated piece of equipment has doors that squeak when he opens them.
must be the pre-famulated amulite
Rockwell doesn't make their own enclosures. They purchase pre-fab enclosures and install their controllers.
Well at least you were able to understand one thing--the squeak.
That's just because the doors are running low on anti-screech magnesium hydrosuspensionalide
No joke though Rockwell products are top notch.
14 years later, Retro Encabulators are twice as powerful and 10,000 times larger. Amazing.
And so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe could own one. Simpsons reference frink
Side fumbling is now a distant memory.
@@Fortigurn I purchased a cheap Chinese clone Retro Encabulator from Harbor Freight, so unfortunately I still manage to side fumble all the time.
I purchased what I thought was a retro encabulator off of Wish but instead just received a regular encabulator… I’ve experienced far too many side fumbles, but I think I can tolerate it for how affordable it was, even though it wasn’t the exact model I wanted.
They will allow to us to travel the galaxies (of bullshit)
18 years ago i didn't know what a retro encabulator was. now i own three.
Oh man that must be like heaven. I am still saving for my first. I've read that the new repeterator increased the power outlet of the discomobulator 10 fold. I can't wait to get mine.
The price has come down dramatically, and while they may be considered obsolete amongst industry experts, they still offer the best encabulating bang for your buck.
@matthewreichlin4993 I concur, ever since our acquisition of RE.V.2, we no longer have issues with our Marzul vanes being perpetuated to the encabulating process. Note that also; our capacitive duractance is coming to measurable levels.
I am currently not able to get one. I was told that there is a shortage of normally open fuses.
The hand gestures make it all so much clearer!
And is so sexy
+DetroitBORG I just came from your twitter
what the f#@k did I just watch?!?
+DetroitBORG So ... do you really need to use Rockwell automation devices to pick me as a winner?? I already know that I am the winner... why do you need to go through so much hassle bro?? LOL ;-)
😂
I don't think most people truly grasp the significance of how they've fitted the hydrocoptic marzel vanes. When I was still a kid in college, I lost a dear friend of mine in an engineering class when a waneshaft started side fumbling so hard that it lost ambifacence. The spurving bearings couldn't handle the panometric load and they shattered. Killed him instantly. It's been over fifty years, and I still have nightmares where I see the stator embedded in his skull, whirring around and leaving semi-boloid patterns carved into his scalp. People love to give Rockwell shit because of the way they couple their tremipipes, but the fact is, their design saves lives.
This had me laughing out loud. Thank you.
@@alc4937 My best friend died in a tragic waneshaft accident, and you find that FUNNY??!?!?!?
(Yes, I'm kidding. 🙂Glad you enjoyed it!)
@@waltonsimons12 That Wane guy is not very nice.
I'm wheezing 🤣
you are the best !!!!
How this guy did this with a straight face is unreal, he deserves an award
This is a rather ridiculous parody of technical videos.
It is extra funny that it is old school UA-cam from 14 years ago.
Although he _did_ almost crack twice (around the middle, and ~15s before the end), I must genuinely applaud *not only that fact,* but also his ability to _FLUIDLY_ rattle off so many bullshit terms at such speed! 👏🥺
This is a remake, there's an even older original version
I'm not following you? 🤣
It’s actually an entire series that has been revived with a few recent ones
What's really incredible about this product is the fact that it completely eliminates heat waste due to carbomatic dingleflops.
It's wild to think that, up until the relatively recent past, we had no idea that by simply trilestifying an argon beam with 9,000 hydro-largs of kensiom we could carbomate a dingleswitch from flip to flop. Rockwell truly brought American engineering into the 21st century.
@@rossvolkmann1161 you mean 8,000 hyro-largs, lol.
You clearly aren't well read into argon beamonomics. Everything else you said was spot on. Bravo!!
Even more impressive, Rockwell was actually being a bit conservative in their presentation. For example, I've read that in about 40% of cases the encabulator could even eliminate a significant amount of heat waste in NON-carbomatic flops as well.
The early serial numbered encabulators were prone to a lot of side fumbling though.
my company bought a few of these to provide magnetoreluctant flux power to another piece of RF machinery, and the power delivery was terrible -- side fumbling, some phase detractance, not to mention the terrible noise.
turns out it was a factory defect! They have so few of them that we got a personal apology from the CEO, and he oversaw the delivery of a whole new encabulator! Apparently the rest of the batch was recalled too.
@@cd-zw2tt I believe that was an issue with multiple units at one point.
I just want to compliment the actor for a terrific job. Perfect diction, gestures, and (strangely) completely believable.
The gestures really add to the presentation. It really helps with the immersion that you're listening to something you _shouldn't_ be too dumb to understand.
He’s an actor? I assumed that with such a fluent presentation and in-depth knowledge of the confabulator’s parameters he must be one of project engineers.
It was the fingers in the palm motion 👉🤲 so believable
@@deusexaethera I think it is the best version I've seen. The original is good but this one beats it. I could see more people actually falling for this one.
He crushes it. Without his presentation this would not be as utterly hilarious
Side-fumbling is only "effectively" prevented, not ACTUALLY prevented. I'm not investing in six hydrocoptic marzlevanes for that.
this is obviously far superior than the last one! do you know how much Sinal soil deplonoration I had to deal with? I'd rather open the prefamulated emulite casing to get to the ambat facias lunar waneshaft on this one than get stuck finding the compartment with the sperving bearrings on the old one... Just saying
5, 6...whatever works.
You need to yet it remapped
Bro just tweak your magneto reluctance instead of relying on your capacitive interactance.
@@loneerv btw it's "sinusoidal" - it's a real word :P
Its about time they got that side fumbling under control
How cool is to copy reddit?
Rodrigo Dewes He posted that a year ago, the comment he "copied" according to you happened 4 hours ago.
ya dumbo
It's been going on for nearly 90 years... I doubt they'll ever get it under control.
lmao
Last time I watched this, I was in Junior High, this time I'm a 3rd year Electrical Engineering student and now able to truly appreciate this technology.
I have you beat. I first watched this as an engineer and now I'm ten years in to Medicare.
@@barryf5479
As a recipient or as an operator?
I did an ad-lib presentation based on this earlier today and had the teacher fooled until I revealed it was fake
I too learned of this amazing invention as a young electrical engineering student at Penn state in 1988. Now some 30 odd years later they have models that are both 10k times larger and 10k smaller. Plus NOW they always know where they are at because it takes itself with it where ever they fly! 😅
Good engineering choice my brother. God bless.
@@barryf5479I am truly the supreme victor with this because of various whittling and goin' by stuff from the 30's
Its incredible how big retro encabulators used to be. I feel old.
after watching that i feel dumb
Amazing that it all fits in a phone now. Most folks don't even know how to use the built in encabulator on their I pads. 😢
Tell me about it. I used to have to retro encabulate manually with whatever I had around the house.
I know. Right? Now you can pretty much fit one in your pocket.
@@ryanroquemore Yes. Rockwell's latest app harnesses the power of your phone and does the whole thing. These things are useless relics now
This informational video is legendary. Hearing about how they finally addressed that sinusoidal deplanaration was downright inspiring.
I could watch a few hours long explanation on the topic, it went by way too quickly...
I actually spent a few months thinking that my dissertation could be on sinusoidal deplanararion prevention, all before realizing that my research was unable to produce results.
@@phillyphakename1255 That's probably because only Rockwell was able to figure it out and nobody else. Truly gods amongst men.
I do consider my self inspired.
whoever thought to use a drawn reciprocation dingle arm deserves a promotion!
@@sickdawg22 The drawn reciprocation dingle arm doesn't actually directly inhibit sinusoidal deplanararion, it just offsets the quarter-phase decalcification of the incoming threshold capacitors, which in turn refills both spring tanks allowing the deplanararion to self-right in a semi-aquatic magneto heat current, this is why the drawn reciprocation dingle arm is always at 45° to the base plate's modulus coplanar interference mesh.
My grandad used to tell stories of the pre-automation days. When he was my age he worked on a machine that produced inverse reactive current. His first ever job was getting paid a dime for each time he synchronized the cardinal grammeters. It's amazing to think that these machines now do it automatically.
@Adrian Vegas Be careful whose dingle arms you tap, IMO
I find that highly suspect. I worked during the transition phase to automatic, and we never had to synchronize the grams more often than every 75 operational hours, or 200,000 complete cycles. We had 12 manual encabulators on the main floor and all of them would lose synchronization at different times. The units were all the hopelessly designed Tricorp units with those absolutely awful idea of having the grammeters enclosed in a separate chamber of the amulet casing. It was a full 7 hour job to remove them. Nevertheless, It was part of our contract, not something we were paid for separately. So unless your gramps was doing other things during that time, I don't see how he could be paid so little for that job.
@@LordSandwichII Ah, he was before those Tricorp things. This was back in the 30s, where the most advanced thing you could get were those huge ugly DuoCo ones made in England. The Hydrocopticmarsel Vanes were HUGE in those days, so big that there was no room for Cardinal Grammeters behind the Ambivalent Wane-Shaft. So the Grammeters were small, and that meant that if you wanted enough power for the Boloid, they couldn't have a casing. Of course, this led to them losing synchronisation multiple times a day, but the solid iron Panametric Fam would keep going if you could just flip the flux switch in time, hence it being a scut job for a junior technician.
@@pavarottiaardvark3431 Oh man! I forgot about the DuoCo machines! I remember seeing one of those beasts on a site inspection in 1992. It was defunct, and being prepared for scrapping. The whole team couldn't figure out why it had to be so big! Thanks for the clarification. Is it true that they're still being used in China?
@@LordSandwichII Ah, the China thing is sort of true. They still use the base-plates of the old DuoCo machines, because the fabricated amularite is so heavy, might as well re-use it. But inside there's almost nothing of the old DuoCo things (consider that China uses a different gauge for Unilateral Phase Detraction, no incentive to keep it). It was actually a big deal in China when they were finally able to use home-produced Lunar Wane Shafts, because previously their manufacturing wasn't high-quality enough to ensure there would be no side-fumbling. Honestly, I think in a few years all our Differential Girdle Springs will be made in China.
We still use this unit at work and let me tell you, it still runs circles around the more modern hardware that we bought.
this is what you hear when you slowly start paying less attention to the lecture
I have done that, and you are correct.
Also works for sermons in church.
Spot on! Dead.
I'm dying! So true!
Even more so when you space out in an electrical theory class. I can only handle so much about capacitive reactance and phase angles😩
The squeaking hinges are actually a very deliberate part of the design - it's an auditory remonstrance to indicate to the operator that the maintaining defence doors are either open, ajar or closed. A vital safety protocol.
They also alert nearby personnel that the mechanical operations panel covering safety device is in motion. As you said, absolutely vital.
Moreover, the encabulation resonance is fork tuned within tolerance of known levels to its deployment housing. Keen operators will recognize the waveform broadcast at 160 decaflops.
To achieve that specific squeak wasn’t easy either. I read they used custom harmonic differential wave couplers, that when exposed to latent nitride aerosol in a hermetic hyperbaric chamber, it allowed them to tune the squeak to sub-resonant capillary frequencies, quite amazing when you think about it! #Science
This comment made me LOL IRL.
@@Misc_Identity ngl, same.
I watch this once every few years, and by the time he gets to "differential girdle spring" I'm nearly in tears. See you guys next time YT decides to remind me of this gem!
He did a comeback lol
ua-cam.com/video/5nKk_-Lvhzo/v-deo.html
Me too.
There’s a sequel now and it’s great
I stopped laughing years ago. Now Im trying to decipher it.
Mine is the "drawn reciprocation dingle arm"
When I was young, encabulation was all done by hand (usually by college-aged women). I remember the first pin-box encabulators; they really changed the game! Always fascinating to see how far we've come in such a short time.
I guess it must have been a real nightmare preventing side fumbling with all those ladies around. Surprised much encabulation got done at all back then.
😂
@pfpublius not much more than the first guy doin it himself one by one
These new encabulators cause autism. I have all my encabulation done by a local craft-encabulator.
@drworm5007 ah yes where they throw away only but the nicest pins
This is the older version; they've since upgraded to three-phase reluctance drive along with silicon carbide rectification in the secondary power stage. Parasitic capacitance with anti-snubbing topologies and type 4 closed loop compensation architecture improves relative phase margins without right half plane zeros. No transfer functions are required for stabilization.
Transfer functions are only required if snubbing topography is partially reversed along the reminulitive flow
…. Obviously
I'm looking forward to the upgrade, I think?
I came here to post this
But what about the orthometric reverse-field stabilizers? They are supposed to effectively normalize the transient induction losses through the wane shafts. It was supposed to repolarize the entire stator flux field that is in sync with the array; and with zero-delineation from the panametric fam's main drive.
This comment did not age well. The 2021.v7 units come with optional semi-automatic stabilization transfer functions for seasonal algorithm balancing.
It's 2019 and still no side fumbling. Amazing.
Clearly, they keep the ontarian manifold limited to no more than 40,000KRGs so that they don't blow out the entire feromantle drive unit.
It has been effectively prevented.
Are you only running at like 10% or what? I doubt that
Still true in 2021... the retroencabulator’s design truly is timeless
Iono. I’m more of a Toyota guy myself.
My mom: The internet is down
Me: Just restart the router
What my mom hears:
Or explaining to my dad how to use Bluetooth
Lmao
"The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented."
😁😁😁😁
XD
I'm a professor at Harvard University, capacitive deractence is my area of expertise, I have studied it for 20 years now and given much to the field. Thanks.
We are eternally grateful. The world does (really) have a demand for burger flippers.
You want a pin?
@@barryf5479 Of course of course, I'm glad to have given my skills to a good cause. 🙇✨
Your work was invaluable to make the current electrobolic sensors that makes side-fumbling really smooth to prevent
@@sergiobejaranolangarica4761 thank you, I really appreciate the recognition. ❤️
Side-fumbling was one of the greatest concerns of that era. True heroes, the inventors of the Retro Encabulator.
Yes, but these revolutionary machines put me out of work. The manual encabulating industry has been completely decimated! I'm retraining into crypto doci-mechanics, though.
@@tychocollapse .. You're just fooling yourself. They're already beginning to phase out crypto doci-mechanical attenuation technology.
kids today don't even have to worry about side-fumbling anymore
This guy is so straight-faced that I almost believed him.
Well everything he says makes sense. You'd just need a degree in electric power and electric motors to understand what's so great
@@cannaroe1213 No dumbass it's all a joke he is literally just saying nonsense
@@Von-Kai r/woooosh
Drawn reciprocation single arm. Differential girdle spring. I love this.🤣
canna roe lmao it’s all nonsense and supposed to not make sense, try and sound smart again buddy
Crazy to think we used to have to worry about side fumbling, you kids today don’t know how easy you’ve got it 😂
Tell me about it. I used to have to un-fumble these machines back in the day, it was a full time job! It's amazing how fast tech grows,
Yeah, they really take Milford Trunnions for granted. I tried telling the kids around the neighborhood they need to take some reverence of how smooth their dingle arms reciprocate, but the judge said I cant do that anymore......court order.😒
@@zombieregime kids these days probably don’t even know where their dingle arms are located. all they talk about is the new photostatus analog casing that seamounts the base plate. After they got rid of the logarithmic casing it’s all they care about.
@@panmants have you seen what passed for a girdle-spring these days?! Deplaneration indeed!
@@zombieregime Peechin to the choir man I feel ya. Those things barely have any flex these days because they make them with a semi-slotted girdle mold instead of a full slotted mold. Complete bullshit.
This guy will continue to be a LEGEND for all time. Sure encabulators will continue to make strides, but none will ever be matched by the original.
I'm still in awe of the fact that they rectified the notoriously confounding, at-one-time-ubiquitous limitations manifested by the close proximity of the quadratronic trexlinators when juxtaposed with the primary encabulatory node (i.e. poor-quality encabulation, loud whirring, etc.). These guys are the real deal!
And yet they did all this and still managed to affectively prevent side fumbling.
Really makes you wonder how they prevented any form of side fumbling from occuring. Genius
Differential girdle springs are the mark of a rank amateur.
I'm just glad this unit comes with girdle springs and dingle arms because we were really struggling with too much sinusodial depleteration. we tried to get those two components in the previous model but we're unsuccessful as they were still under development so we had to make due without those. it was a real challenge, I'll tell ya.
The hand gestures are really helpful to me in visualizing how this apparatus works.
without them I'd be lost.
I hate that I had to Google this to make sure it wasn't a real thing. He delivers it so well, and just about had me convinced that this was actually a cutting edge piece of tech that is too sophisticated for us mortal beings.
I've seen this about 100 times and I still Google it every time just in case.
@@floridamanHooning great comment 😆
@@floridamanHooning You never know anymore :D Find out in 5 years it was real all along and only industry insiders knew and just kept us feeling we're idiots :)
I remember the first time I stumbled upon this video…
It was a strange recommendation to come upon. I watched it out of sheer curiosity, the squeaking hinges made me laugh, I wondered how many takes he needed to get through all that jargon seamlessly.
I now know it’s not a real product and the video is a joke, but man, as a short presentation… it still slaps.
Just three cameras, a fancy cabinet with doodads, and a dude that’s keeping it as cool as a cucumber.🫡
I would have put money down that this was a Tim and Eric skit
it's the "produced by modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance" that gets me every time
For real. I went to college for this stuff and it can get complex. He’s just casually talking about using it for automation.
"it's powered by magneto reluctance"
Yeah reluctance powers pretty much everything I do too.
He fucked up there, magnetic reluctance is an actual thing.
@@B-System wait, isn't the whole thing a real thing?
@@rohanofelvenpower5566 Nah, it’s complete nonsense that sounds complicated but makes hilariously little sense if you know some of the terms he uses
@@B-System That's what makes it so good :) Tiny words (and in this case a term) in themselves could be correct. I'm still at a loss though how to deplanarate my sinusoidal signal.
Best post I ever read.
Best version of this chestnut. Pacing, earnestness, gestures and he flips a switch and a thing starts spinning real fast! The actor and production team on this just nailed it. They deserve credit.
I was waiting for him to open a panel and see a hamster spinning a wheel.
This is the best version of it... I really love the props. I had no idea it was an old chestnut - but I've been running into them all over UA-cam, and I see it's been around for a while.
Haven't seen this in over 10 years... I remember thinking it was real! The hand gestures, brand references, etc... very good
The straight-faced optimistic breeziness… It’s perfect!
And Rockwell, the absolutely real multibillion dollar company known for making industrial control panels and the like...
Apparently this was a de-stressing project for their real engineers, they pretty much just got to play Legos for a few months with random electronics lol.
And a fun and creative approach from a really old company.
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
Or just use the absolute value of the difference in derivitives of the space in which it used to occupy vs. the space in which it is in now?
Easy peasy...recalibrate the flux capacitor using (1) ounce of 2-ounce ball bearings (NOT the Chinese kind...they rust!) and 1/3rd quart of 10w-30 weight Pennzoil motor oil....
@@mcannon1964 Does this require half a bearing? That would make it less effective, requiring you to use a logarithmic correction compensator in order to further the exponential derivative of the product.
I legitimately just watched that video, thought of this one, and then watched this one. How did you do that.
@@with_chase See I'm not the only one who thinks all technobabble sounds the same
Had this on a VHS tape several years ago when I was an instructor for Rockwell.
I would play this after introductions and formalities were gone over on the first day of class.
It was hard to keep a straight face while watching the students catch on one by one until the room erupted in laughter.
This would be perfect for indoctrination sessions held on April 1st
This is absolutely fabulous, I think the whole thing should be memorized by any technical person to explain problems to their clients.
Rob Richards or their boss.
I'm back and ready for more! Check my latest innovation ua-cam.com/video/UcA2XFaP_UY/v-deo.html
What's so brilliant is this is the only pitch you'll _ever_ need to memorize!
I think this is where MCU writings come when they don't know what the next mcguffin should be.
I wish I knew about this video when I worked in tech support. I would have had some fun with this.
0:44 The hinge squeeking is both perfect in its comedic timing as well as undermining his message as a whole
Nah, it doesn't undermine the message, it just reinforces that this is a piece of Serious Industrial Equipment where the functionality is the only concern, and feel-good stuff like silent hinges on service panels are irrelevant.
The only way it could have been better is if he stopped to spray some WD40 on it. ;)
@@deusexaethera lol feel-good stuff
Just before watching this video I saw a tutorial for job interviews, where they stated the tone of your voice should seem convincing. Then I saw this video and I couldn't agree more. This guy is joking about technical jargon and I almost believed what he's selling
Noted haha. Will come back here when needed
*technobabble. This guy leveled up from technical jargon 36 partic-enabulars ago
Aaaah, differential girdle springs! I'd never have thought of using those! Ingenious!
This appears to have been done all in one take and that's extremely impressive
How he was able to keep a straight face is beyond me
@@chrislorensen3025 He almost breaks a couple of times but held it together. Makes it that much better.
From what I can tell, this isn't the first time this guy has made this presentation. I'm pretty sure I saw him as a car mechanic in an older version of this, which was Chrysler-themed.
There are multiple cuts. Why do you think it was one take?
@@frmcf I couldn't find any of the continuity errors that usually come with spliced takes. This appears to have been filmed in a TV studio and "edited" live with a switchboard. I couldn't hear any abrupt cuts in the background noise, his limbs, posture, and even the wrinkles on his suit are all the same across camera changes, not even his breathing is affected by the cuts. He also appears to be reading the script off a teleprompter, as he maintains eye contact with the camera almost the entire time he's speaking, even when making specific hand gestures, so that would indicate he's not memorizing it line by line and shooting that way. I mean I could be wrong, that's just how it looked to me.
*"Here at Rockwell Automation's World Headquarters-"* Okay, slow down, you lost me.
Walter hey man how you doing?
I see you have been there also.
well this is unexpected hi walter
@@somedudeona6367 He's terrific. Thanks for asking.
@@ochodavidoconnell9147 I figured, I watch his videos lol
Prefabulated ambulite is very VERY expensive and difficult to work with. The innovation at Rockwall Automation was unmatched for its time.
its that kind of forward thinking that allows you to cement your place in the market. Its why Rockwell is a household name now.
Thankfully the greater availability of post fabulated ambulite greatly reduces the costs nowadays
It's prefamulated amulite. You obviously know nothing about encabulator baseplates.
@@olsongl Well, obviously ambulite has to be prefabulated as well because the two-phase cast fabulation can only be done in a vacuum coinhibitation environment. So it's an easy mistake to make.
Chrysler learned how to make them from an alloy of Lithuanium and Plebiscite. That drove Rockwell into bankruptcy.
State-of-the-art techno-babble writing and performance.
I feel like ive just had a stroke
TheBackyardScientist good
Ahaha
OMG, that's the best response I've ever seen to any version of the Encabulator (and this one is a re-make of a much earlier version)
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Yeah. I smelled burnt toast about 30 seconds into this.
I can't believe they locked down the side-fumbling issue.
They added a Finnigan(tm) pin. Solved it immediately.
I always just used duct tape.
I worked for Rockwell Industries for years before they became Rockwell Automation. I retired in 1974 after my partner and I successfully confabulated the quadratic anti-phase reciprocating wave trap, an essential requirement in today's ubiquitous psychoacoustic gramblephonometers.
Lemme guess ... and didn't even get credit for it!?!
@@DugrozReports and this is how 'Breaking Bad' happens.
What 'chu talkin' bout, Willis?
Most people will never understand the benefits of your research, but those of us who do, appreciate it greatly. Because of people like you, we can stand on the shoulders of giants.
How old are you, old man?
The door squeaking as he opens it is a pure touch of genius to an already brilliant sketch.
I remember those old malleable logarithmic casings. So glad we have phase integration these days. I sure don't miss having to reset the pulse emulated whirlygig reflex buffer every time you had a null exponent on the chemical bypass stack register. I do miss those old school dingle arms though.
There's no completely getting past the side fumbling in any retroencabulators though
old tech... I now use the advanced version of the splatonic defurminizer in conjunction with the sonic defrackulator... It works wonders with my lunar wayne shaft!
they still struggle with the eccentric load to the discombobulator
Back in my day the single phase rent modulators were powered by the malleable logarithmic casing via direct induction from the lotus luxor coomba rotors.
Lucky you.
The phase integration capabilities were not kind to me. Every time I attempted to run retroactive ectoplasmic oscillation procedures, they performed directly in conjunction with the gluconic preambulent bi-atomic waveforms that prolonged the side fumbling sequences. I still employ the malleable logarithmic casings to this day, not only are they convenient for effectively barricading gluconic waveforms, but also encapsulating the y-73 sub-annulled isotope sequences that identify any disposable viaxium jellies.
This sketch was originally done by a British Grad Student in 1944.
"The original technical description of the "turbo-encabulator" was written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick (1923-1991). It was published in 1944 by the British Institution of Electrical Engineers Students’ Quarterly Journal "
Too bad the British are too...well...British...to make a slick marketing video like this. This video probably sold more Retro-Encabulators in six months than the British were able to sell in six decades.
@@deusexaethera the British lost their lead in the manufacture of turbo encabulators as a series of post-war governments failed to see the potential in the technology and withheld investment. Sadly the last British manufacturer of encabulators, the nationalised Imperial Encabulator Industries, was shut by the Thatcher government in the eighties.
If there's a SINGLE fucking thing thats real in this section, i hope its this lol
And here it is: The Turbo Encabulator.
ua-cam.com/video/rLDgQg6bq7o/v-deo.html
It's crazy to see that the reciprocated drawn dinglearm is still the best solution for reducing sinusoidal depleneration. Rockwell was ahead of it’s time.
Guess it's that time of the year for UA-cam to recommend this to me again. Time - yet again - well spent.
I sent this to my dad with the caption "How parents must feel when their kids try to teach them how to use computers."
He replied back "We use these at work!" and went on to talk about how he understands pretty much everything this guy is talking about and how it's an awesome product.
Kappa
Kappa in 2020
That is awesome
Was he serious, or pulling your leg?
@@nunyabizness3890 he was totally serious! He does a lot of programming with large machinery and was actually the one who taught me all about computers. The sentiment would hold completely true with my mom though, I feel like I'm speaking in a foreign language when I'm telling her how to use Microsoft word.
When you talk to a Linux user
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
I was literally just about to make a meme about this
Whereas, when you're talking to a Windows user: "Are you sure it's turned on?"
hi
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Crazy to think how this used to be cutting edge. For reference, only two years after the release of this equipment it was discontinued and replaced with what we call a "Tachyometric Regulator". It does all what that equipment does plus a few more key features (such as Angulatory Delateration and advanced Ion Pulse Control) and it's about the size of your fist.
Just goes to show how quickly technology is snowballing.
You're committing a crime against humanity. Stop it.
I still think retroencabulation is a more reliable and functional way to provide deplanaration. Tachyometric regulators, while newer, faster, and more efficient, take too long to program for extracted relactable maring fetters. Retroencabulation, being a simpler process, takes much less time and requires a lot less refractometer calibration. I can't count how many times I've gone to try the new tachyometric regulators and run into Lollar errors.
We’re in the 37th fold
*pft, You tech people and your made up terms.... "snowballing". I aint ever.
@@Lakonthegreat My company has provided fully interlined digital insegrevious deltoid units since at least 2016. Transveinal Lollar with full correction. It's not 2000 anymore, geez.
Absolutely unreal that they fixed the side fumbling 15 years ago, i love coming back to this video
Is this how a Plumbus works?
Prestige Clips Yo, dude, how'd you get here? I love your videos.
I was gonna say that D=
BRUH HOW THE FUCK U GET HERE AND WHY?
he got here through r/all. same as me
Sideswipe can confirm
I knew a girl once that had semi boloid slots on her stator.
Did you get to deploy your dingle arm?
I read that right as he said it, weird
+Wyll Gray swear on anything, same, I was reading down comments and literally it read it on video as I read in my head
SAME
Delores, right?
Someone needs to go on Shark Tank and pitch this.
I work in building automation and yes, the jargon gets deep. My co worker showed me this years ago when I was just starting out and sometimes I’ll be sitting in a training for new equipment as some company representative it prattling on about their new product and think of this.🙂
I call bull, side fumbling was never an issue with the lunar wayne shaft
We had side fumbling with our first Lunar Wayne Shaft - dam near tore our Encabulator to shreds. Once we replaced it with the new model demostrated in this video it was nothing but smooth sailing. Now we just sit back and sip on profit cola all day.
Or at playtime at night when you're bored.
That reciprocated drawn dingle arm was a great addition, completely prevents excessive rototweebulation in the transverse mounted cycloid converters.
@Barsaviuslisten the the part about the unilateral phase detractors again, it explains everything
I love how hes presenting a long convoluted explanation of multiple electrical cabinets just to run a 12 W starter motor...
false.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
I remember the days when we still had to worry about over torquing the bindle rotor forcing a need to replace the pinkney flange. Never again What a time to be alive.
Oh the humanity.
Back in 2010 I found a working second-generation retro encabulator in an old panametric repulsion office building that had been slated for destruction! It was once Reliance Electric's largest harmonic cardinoidal prefabrication facility, in Las Vermonas, CA. I used to walk past the building to get to the GRV matrix precipitator in San Guntero and you could hear the original semi-phemorial biforcation mounts struggling against the old temburnal pins in the ancillary tower. This was even before Rockwell first introduced fitted amulite casings, so the sperving bearings had no way to run directly to the panametrics.
Eventually Rockwell nailed down IR current and the new phase detractors could finally sync not only ordinal, but also CARDINAL grammeters, and they opened a brand new facility in New Hornship across from Roosevelt Air Base, and the Las Vermonas drawn reciprocation building was shuttered along with the panametric repulsion division.
Andrew also plays with words. Quite well. :)
I want this comment read allowed at my funeral.
after an improperly maintained retro encabulator has its flange-mounted halving unit break loose leading to a multi-pitzel flux cascade, accelerating one of the trendle units right through your head, causing your untimely death? @@lobsterfork
The start of the cardinal grammeter era was a revolutionary moment in the encabulation industry, and the world is better off for it. And yet, I can't deny that I sort of miss the pre-cardinal era. There was something peaceful and relaxing-- almost zen-like, really-- about listening to the old semi-phemorial biforcation mounts slugging it out against the temburnal pins while encabulating the panametry. It was a sort of yin and yang thing, a reminder that in nature, forces that seem to be opposites are often actually complementary, working together as part of a greater whole. I suppose I'm a bit silly to be pondering the philosophical implications of old-school encabulatory technology. But like an old second-generation Reliance Electric retro encabulator, sometimes beauty is something you just stumble across.
Unfortunately, after all those years, I am still getting side fumbling when mounting up my encabulator, I thought they had fixed that!
"Dingle arm" is the one that got me :D 1:42
It actually started sounding like an elaborate comic routine at that point
Rekoj Hahahahahahhaha
Ahh dont be a party pooper
I swore I heard "ding alarm" too
+Rekoj
It's fortunate that they didn't make a mistake and use a Dingle-berry rather than a Dingle-arm.
I need this for my research.
love your channel
Make some videos dude
It's low-carb.
69th like
Lmfao
My company started using retro encabulators over 10 yrs ago, and it literally saved the company. Thanks, Rockwell.
Just to help anyone who doesn't understand this and to simplify. I'd like to add that any magneto output under 14 quarvoids is immediately detract-able under the inverse stealth springs, this would link side-fumbling to a reactive logarithmic withholding of the belly-famultor and the end pins in the leaf-engurmulon. Thus causing the dingle arm to limp-shaft and the output to flim- flap. Basically the overpolarization is prevented by the seperate windings of the foscatulan wired in series with an under-bremulation of the fifth and seventh marzal vanes (not just the seventh) The phase pin firing time has to be bypassed by under-grammelling the coil windings in the squim-meter and over-bearing the noids. In a case like this anything under a reading of 16 parvuels will loosen the dingle arm and create more side-fumbling, and nobody wants that!
thanks that really cleared it up for me
my pleasure
+jimmypinch I know nothing about electricity so I don't know if you're being serious or sarcastic .
+jimmypinch I'm really glad to see your explicit acknowledgement that the under-bremulation of the marzal vanes is not limited to just the seventh. This is a widely misunderstood point in need of correction. C'mon, people -- this isn't rocket science!
+jimmypinch What about Sidal Soil Deplantoration? this is a big deal
This is Chris Hansen's old failed show, "to catch an engineer"
This made me lol
Oh man. This deserves more upvotes than it's getting.
@Jackerson Roze I had to reread like 6 times and each time it got more and more funny 😂 bravo!
@Jackerson Roze
Probably the best comment on the site.
@Jackerson Roze “they told me it was 16 microfarads!”
I just love how they cut to his hands when he demonstrates the motion or angles of what he's discussing. Like that further drives the point home! Epic technical jargon video !!
It’s amazing when you realize how far technology has advanced since this video was released. Today you can buy a device the size of a toaster that does essentially the same exact thing from your local ACE hardware store. It was $14.99 last time I looked.
However, they are primarily constructed with Chinesium, which requires frequent replacement. Similar to 4 popper turbocharged, directed-injected energy-saving engines in current lower cost fossil fuel propulsion devices.
We are a customer of Rockwell Retro Encabulator and use it every day. It is an amazing product. Reliable and consistently consistent!
8dioproductions but if it was inconsistent then it would be consistently inconsistant which is consistency in itself.
Is it for HV Racking?
I strongly suspect that OP works for Milford Trunnions, where I hear that side-fumbling in the dingle arm remains a significant operational issue. Don't believe the hype.
the gurdle springs squeek too much, though
I’ve found an average of 100% effectiveness nearly 60% of the time. Having said this, don’t connect a warbled articulating brandle dispenser without first measuring the xyrexian mode triangularity. It’s common sense to be honest.
I have watched this 100+ times. I always laugh out loud. How he does it with a straight face is beyond my funny ability. Priceless and Timeless
The guy’s extremely talented and deserves a lot of credit. This probably took multiple takes and there were likely a lot of flubs, but it’s hard to imagine anyone doing a finer job than this fellow.
I wanna know how he pronounced it all. I’m good at that, but I’d have a hard time, here 😄
it is in-jokes among engineers to sound smarter. Other than turboencabulator, everything he said was actually correct, albeit with technicality namesake put into 11.
example, Deltoid configuration: This is actually a triangle-shaped rotor wiring configuration for the motor rotor.
Asymptotic logarithmic casing: Fancy way to say rectangular metal box, since the logarithm graph is in the shape of almost 90 degrees.
Flux stuff: That's simply the physics that governs how the electrical motor works
@@mickolesmana5899plus all the real brands for the parts and stuff. Really threw me the first time I saw this.
I was wondering the same thing. I'm dead serious this guy is the best actor in human history to turn off his sense of humor and deliver the most ridiculous speech ever given and in a single take. There's no way I could ever get to that level of acting in a hundred years
For those who are curious, the device in the film is a MCC panel . MCC stands for 'Motor Control Centre'
You can see the start stop buttons on the front and below them are the the Variable Speed Drive HMI panels.
I work on these.
While that may be true, it is far less entertaining than sprung-driven cam axis dingle arms simul-casting bi-rotary anti-fraggle pins in a tri-motionary configuration to suppress the techno-drivel verbiage of the predecessary encabulators. Get with the program!
And on top of that, all those companies he mentioned do exist and sell what he said haha, I would have loved to see their reactions lol
We actually use Rockwell Automation at my work. It is an MCC center, his speech is gibberish from a GM transmission from the 70's.
@@RayZfox I can assure you that there is almost no crossover between any of his gibberish and a single component of a GM transmission from the 70s.
@@jamesriebe3893 Your wrong.
Source: ua-cam.com/video/Ac7G7xOG2Ag/v-deo.html
My physics teacher in college helped develop a similar photanic device to this encabulator and he actually took us to the lab to show us. It blew my mind how the use of formulas like the Shleem Law which i believed at the time was not applicable to most things encabulation related was used to capulate cortons through synphenic devices. Obviously now the improvements in the world of encabulation have come a long way, its fun to look back at how far we've come and what was, to me, a marvel of its time.
If you are crazy enough to use Shleem's Law for this application, you need to at least remember to add the Flurbo at the end.
"logarithmic casing"
That was the point where I stopped paying attention because I can't for the life of me imagine a casing that is logarithmic. Is it exponentially wider of something? Is it sectioned off by a logarithmic scale?
Anthony I think it's a jo
@@willmclaughlan4186why are you pointing out the obvious?
HAHAHA YOU IDIOTS HAVE NEVER SEEN A LOGARITHMIC CASING??
I love this. I've worked on a metric shit-ton of "Industrials" just like this. Industrials being the catch word for training, sales, service, and marketing videos. Back in the day, these were usually distributed on VHS tape before the internet and DVDs became the standard. You can't believe how utterly foreign many of these things sounded. Some made no more sense than this video.
I don't recall the name of the talent, but he is definitely perfect for the job.
Great video!
Industrials are designed to be understood by people who already know everything being explained and admired by people who wish they knew anything being explained.
He doesn't work well explaining to strangers whatsoever
As a Star Trek fan I think this sounds believable. Just got used to stuff like this - "Captain, the Bussard collector's plasma intake on the right warp nacelle is swarming with chronoton radiation and we appear to be in a temporal flux"
Okay, I thought this video was a fake shitpost, but I understood every part of your Star Trek quote and now I understand how someone could understand this video.
Edit: Never mind, the "xyzEncabulator" script is a copypasta shitpost in engineering fields
@morepower - I was thinking that too, what the man is saying in the video reminds me of Trek engineering talk lol
@@chlo_3 your comment made me do some googling. It turns out that the encabulator copypasta script was written all the way back in 1944 by John Hellins Quick in the Students' Quarterly Journal, British Institution of Electrical Engineers as a joke.
@@kennarajora6532 1944? Makes it even cooler.
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.
These machines use 47 Johnson valves. Truly a masterpiece of engineering.
they had to add the 47th valve due to Legionnaire harmonics, causing outbreaks of mass vomiting in nearby hospitals.
Give this man a fucking Oscar already for learning those lines.
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Only four?...
@@louseveryann2181 lol
I can understand some of what he’s saying. “With customer satisfaction as our primary focus”
And words “the”, “and”, “moreover”
For some reason I cannot explain, that little squeak as he opens the door @0:50 cracks me up 😂
I'd love to know how many takes this guy had to do. I've been watching this video for years and I still can't get through it without losing it at some point. I would have never been able to pull it off - this guy did a great job. This video never gets old.
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We were part of the Milford trunion pilot program. Recouped all the gerford flanions at full escape bastions. Quite remarkable to have seen in person.
That must have been amazing! I'm so envious. All said, I did see a demo at a tradeshow, but it was behind a Perspex shield in case there was a breach in the Flimflam Knobulator shielding because it can exceed 12,000 RPM. (Rambulations Per Minion.)
If you look closely at a couple points he suppresses a smile, as if thinking "what the heck am I being paid to say" hahaha
People still don’t understand what a huge leap forward this machine represented, back in the first generation of retroencabulation there were serious concerns will recalcitration in the two wormwound wedge gears, it was a limitation of the time but when prefamulation became a more approachable method for the industry wedge gears were phased out. This was the dawn of a new, more reliable era of retroencabulation.
Dont forget we used to fammulate the ammulite post-encabulation, before realizing pre-fammulation carries higher octonometry through the unilateral phase detractors - neatly assigned bifurcation gave us the lotus o-deltoid type windings.
So often I feel left behind by the blinding speed of technological improvements, but this young man explains it all so well! He reminds me of my nephew🤗
i like the part about the dingle arm
Your nephew might be autistic lol.
When your nephew was....?
No side fumbling huh?
NinjaLifestyle Well, you can't completely iradicate it. There will always be a marginal amount of SF but on this model you can counter most of it by adjusting the angle of dispensation.
@@peterdefrankrijker Debatable.
There's still front fumbling, though. That's where the rubber meets the road.
NinjaLifestyle none. Believe it!
@@TheNefastor you're not wrong especially in milford trenions, it will be interesting to see what that has done to the hydrocoptic marzelvanes after a decade of use I would expect heavy false brinneling with perhaps spalling and fretting as well. These things are not just fit and forget unless you just want to move the problem to the cromulatory cam.
When you lie on you application and this is the first training video your new employer has you watch 😂
Yes, then I was asked to explain what “dingle arm” was used for?😁
@@RA-rq9pt It prevents depleneration.
@@prophetzarquon1922 Sinusoidal depleneration specifically. Tangential depleneration can still be a factor if the lunar waneshaft is not properly calibrated.
Calibrated AND lubricated. Tangential shits can still shit if you don’t shit all over them right.
@@HDZ274 🤦🏿♂️This is a common misconception and has been debunked several times. The polyphiloprogenitive properties of the hydrocoptic marzel veins essentially subverts any depleneration. Read your manuals people.
Man i come back to this video like once a year since like 2010 and it never loses an ounce of hilarity. This might be my all time favorite UA-cam video.
I have one of these hooked up to my PC via a USB-C interface.
how's the magneto-reluctance?
+Rich Levin I got one in my Civic. It's pretty sweet. LoL
+Mark Sanders That's no longer necessary thanks to the new freon regulated code bridge.
+David Maple thats only going to reduce the side fumbling, not outright prevent it
+Rich Levin Wait, without the annealed bearings how do you compensate for marzal vane variance along the slotted framistat?
well.. duh everybody knows that
Apodeictic! Only an osteodontokeratic antediluvian wouldn't know that.
Exactly!!!
Who doesn’t know about the Lotus-O-deltoid type?
Here at Rockwell Automation's World Headquarters, research has been preceding to develop a line of
automation products that establishes new standards for quality technological leadership and operating
excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been preceding on the crudely conceived
idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase
detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument
comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, reliant electric motors, allen-bradley controls, and all monitored
by rockwell software is Rockwell Automation's Retroencabulator. Basically, the only new principle involved
is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, its produced by
the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive deractance. The original machine had a baseplate
of pre-fabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving
bearings run a direct line with the pentametric fan. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marsel
veins, so fitted to the Ambafacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main
winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator,
every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring
on the 'up' end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also
be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The
retroencabulator has now reached a high level of development and its being successfully used in the
operation of nofer trunnions. It's available soon wherever Rockwell Automation Products are sold.
Capacitive Duractance, Pre-Famulated Amulite, Panametric Fam, Marsal Veins,
JCthe Spy lotus-o-deltoid type
he really said "Basically" at the beginning of all that damn.
Yeah. He says fam, fam. But I've heard it both ways.
.... a malleable logarithmic casing. Amazing.
listen people, I hear a lot of snarky comments, but if you think Capacitive Voractance is an easy phenomenon to control, or that Hydrocoptic Marzel Veins are easy to procure, you are fooling yourselves! My hats off to this guy for having the courage to not dumb down this video, and give it straight!
He did a great job explaining but he really only highlighted a few features and mechanics. He forgot to mention anything about the Ditchburn thermal err-cycle process where the tensor chamber can output optimal bominine saturation (related to Heidelberg expansion). Also he talked about preventing side-fumbling but conveniently left out the boondoggling effects from the increased quasi-plasmic gradience.
Encabulators are always fun to talk about, but there's still much work to be done (even the turbo encabulator).
LOL
Still a classic after so many years!
I am one of the old people that used to work on the Rockwell Retro Encabulator. Back then the anti-side fumbling features significantly expedited our prototyping work.
This month we received the SANS ICS HyperEncabulator, ua-cam.com/video/5nKk_-Lvhzo/v-deo.html
The difference has been night and day, and I see a lot of the new staff not show any appreciation about how far we have come in encabulation and side-fumbling stabilisation in general.
Cheers to 15 more years of encabulation innovation!