I thought Eve would have been the most evil being in hidtory - She unleashed knowledge into the human world, the enemy of all superstitution, mythology, and religion.
Christianity; The popular belief that a celestial Jewish baby who is also his own father, born from a virgin mother, died for three days so that he could ascend to heaven on a cloud and then make you live forever only if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your lord & master so he can remove an evil force from your spiritual being that is present in all humanity because an immoral woman made from a man's rib was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by an malicious angel to secretly eat forbidden fruit from a magical tree. Sounds perfectly plausible.
Pretty good. I'm still not convinced the serpent was Satan. I'll add to the silliness of the story by explaining. It took all the way until the Book of Revelation for the authors to possibly realize there was a huge plot hole at the beginning because snakes can't talk and finally refer to Satan as a serpent after all the other names he was called in the book. Even after doing so, they did not link him directly back to the Garden of Eden story. Also, there's no reasonable explanation as to why God would have punished all snakes to crawl and eat dust evermore if what happened was just a possession of a single animal by Satan. Finally, if a snake stood up, (somehow without legs, or just coiled on itself as cobras continue to do even after being cursed?) started talking to Eve, and she didn't call shenanigans immediately, and instead listened intently and believed what it said, we must believe that snakes could stand and talk all along and this wasn't a suspicious event. Or if it was a suspicious one-off, it would it mean that Adam and Eve were highly gullible adults with child-like brains due to lack of worldly experience, and couldn't be held accountable for anything, let alone original sin with which our species and the whole world was cursed.
Such a bummer that the mother never let the kid win any of the Logic Puzzles! If she'd just stopped giving him the Twisted-Logic and Uncritical Thinking answers, he might have been able to exit the game!
There actually is a NES game called Bible Adventures. You can play Noah or Moses’ sister. Noah has to collect 2 pairs of animals and the world starts to come apart more as you progress. Moses sister has to carry the baby Moses to safety. 🤷🏻♂️
I'm glad to see this type of content again. You were super busy with speaking and traveling and appearances, but these types of videos were what I fell in love with at the very start, and glad you're having time to make them again :)
Ho dear! I cracked up somthin' feirce there!!! Watching the dipshit narration, Joshua slaughter everything in sight, and the odd unexpected ending! Wow Seth! Now you show that besides the radio voice, you have the entire production package! Well done sir, here, for you!: Oh, and this too:🤗🥰
Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster stronger than the god character? It didn't feel like a complete game. Where are the puzzles, mysteries, and fun? Is Armageddon DLC?
The puzzles are built right into the game, so subtle you may not have noticed them! Every time the kid asked the mom a question? That's the puzzle! "How do you answer this kid's question when the real answer will let them WIN the game and stop playing?"
Yeah, well.... Most people have this vacuum in their hearts, which they desperately try to fill, by believing in a Deity ; desperate to make sense out of chaos and the pain of human existence. I have, like many others, wrestled with this for a long time. Psychologically, it is excruciating, and exhausting. I still want to believe in a Devine power, because it is so comforting.... However, I have found it to be increasingly implausible, in spite of the many 'convincing' people I have listened to, who argue for the existence of God.
Question for theists: _"how do you even know about your "God""??_ Answer: "someone told you." Yet how did they know about this supposed deity?? Answer: someone told them............. = and on and on it goes representing assumed validity usually for no other reason that a person "wants to believe". Moral of the story: above illustrates the nature of the spread of religious beliefs. It further however begs to ask = "where" did said constructs come from?? The answer as always is ignorance about the world around us + mans' penchant for wanting to know a thing. A child has nightmares of monsters hiding under the bed. So how does a child know of monsters?? Answer: conditioned belief from their environment - the entertainment genre in this case. The child was exposed to the concept and their imagination took it from there. What is really in play here however is the child is ignorant of "the unknown" and subsequently = juxtaposes "monsters" onto that to rationalize away that ignorance........... - which is what you see here. Early man lacking understanding of himself and the world around him created "God(s)" to obviate that lack of understanding so as to give him the illusion of understanding. Over time that belief construct was codified into modern religions.
I don't know if anyone noticed the lady with the arm in the sling. Before the sling was removed, she had an arm at each side of her body. That's 3 arms. I had rewind that multiple times to make sure I was seeing that correctly.
Not sure about the numbers on that. Biblically, God's death tally is estimated at just over 2 million. Stalin arguably achieved 60 million. But still humorous.
@ChipArgyle Seems to me the percentages are important since there's about 2,000 years between Stalin's body count and the claims in the christian superstitionist fairy-tale book.
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. There, I said it!
Voltaire said it.
@@CsnvLsRnst... and it was well worth repeating. : )
@@CsnvLsRnstMay The Pickle Jarz of Indoctrination be Broken. "Archbishop Richard Forceginn" said
"How do I reset? - - Choose Noah" - lol!
I thought Eve would have been the most evil being in hidtory - She unleashed knowledge into the human world, the enemy of all superstitution, mythology, and religion.
Uncomfortable silence got me
As a minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I approve of the ending!
🍝 🏴☠️🦜
As a gamer, I am dying. As a former Christian, I am double dying 😅😅😅
Thinking Atheist, Seth, this is diabolically great! 👍💙💙💙🥰✌
Christianity; The popular belief that a celestial Jewish baby who is also his own father, born from a virgin mother, died for three days so that he could ascend to heaven on a cloud and then make you live forever only if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your lord & master so he can remove an evil force from your spiritual being that is present in all humanity because an immoral woman made from a man's rib was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by an malicious angel to secretly eat forbidden fruit from a magical tree. Sounds perfectly plausible.
I'm stealing this!😂
Pretty good. I'm still not convinced the serpent was Satan. I'll add to the silliness of the story by explaining. It took all the way until the Book of Revelation for the authors to possibly realize there was a huge plot hole at the beginning because snakes can't talk and finally refer to Satan as a serpent after all the other names he was called in the book. Even after doing so, they did not link him directly back to the Garden of Eden story. Also, there's no reasonable explanation as to why God would have punished all snakes to crawl and eat dust evermore if what happened was just a possession of a single animal by Satan. Finally, if a snake stood up, (somehow without legs, or just coiled on itself as cobras continue to do even after being cursed?) started talking to Eve, and she didn't call shenanigans immediately, and instead listened intently and believed what it said, we must believe that snakes could stand and talk all along and this wasn't a suspicious event. Or if it was a suspicious one-off, it would it mean that Adam and Eve were highly gullible adults with child-like brains due to lack of worldly experience, and couldn't be held accountable for anything, let alone original sin with which our species and the whole world was cursed.
@@Mehki227 me too!
Amen!
@@ChipArgyle Nor was Lucifer, which refers to Venus.
Of course there’s blood and violence, it’s the bible after all.
Very creative take. Having seen so many satirical takes on the bible, it is almost too easy to mock.
Which other one
Such a bummer that the mother never let the kid win any of the Logic Puzzles! If she'd just stopped giving him the Twisted-Logic and Uncritical Thinking answers, he might have been able to exit the game!
So this gives me ideas for our next Monster of the Week session
Great job! This is amazing!
OLD BUT GOLD
Hilarious!😆
The paper bag Mo was too much. 😂
Thank Allah they covered his face... otherwise it would be WW3!!!!
That was hilarious and spot on. I absolutely love it. Thank you, Seth.
I love these reality bible illustrations.
Love the retro NES look to the game cartridge.
Well done.
Hilarious and true!
There actually is a NES game called Bible Adventures. You can play Noah or Moses’ sister.
Noah has to collect 2 pairs of animals and the world starts to come apart more as you progress.
Moses sister has to carry the baby Moses to safety. 🤷🏻♂️
😂 why am I not even slightly surprised 😂
AVGN has a whole episode about it and other games like it
I remember watching this 12 years ago.
I'm glad to see this type of content again. You were super busy with speaking and traveling and appearances, but these types of videos were what I fell in love with at the very start, and glad you're having time to make them again :)
Yeah, same with me! But I love the speeches, too, anyway!
Rare form, Seth! Truly RARE FORM! 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant work
Love to see more like this
Ho dear! I cracked up somthin' feirce there!!! Watching the dipshit narration, Joshua slaughter everything in sight, and the odd unexpected ending!
Wow Seth! Now you show that besides the radio voice, you have the entire production package! Well done sir, here, for you!: Oh, and this too:🤗🥰
Every Wisdom Tree game ever made.
Wouldn’t it be great if you beat all the bosses and then the final secret boss ended up being Joel Osteen….
This is gold, Thanks Seth!
Good one, I shared on both my SMs.👍
I approve of this and it features me at the end, Nice
Love the Flying Spaghetti Monster reference at the end.
Five bucks says that unlocked character at the very end is Yahweh.
Made my birthday!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!
Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster stronger than the god character?
It didn't feel like a complete game. Where are the puzzles, mysteries, and fun?
Is Armageddon DLC?
The puzzles are built right into the game, so subtle you may not have noticed them! Every time the kid asked the mom a question? That's the puzzle! "How do you answer this kid's question when the real answer will let them WIN the game and stop playing?"
No, FSM is just a humorous reskin of the original character.
Brilliant! Factual and simple so that a brainwashed christian could even understand. Nice job! Cheers!
THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN hahaha :D I wanna play!
The thumbnail for this video is highly amusing. How many thumbs does the artist (AI maybe?) think we have?
amen
Marvelous!
Good job Seth!
Score! 👍👍
I would've chosen Eve from the beginning. 👍
You know Timmy was just waiting for his Mom to leave to pick Eve.
Yeah, well.... Most people have this vacuum in their hearts, which they desperately try to fill, by believing in a Deity ; desperate to make sense out of chaos and the pain of human existence. I have, like many others, wrestled with this for a long time.
Psychologically, it is excruciating, and exhausting.
I still want to believe in a Devine power, because it is so comforting.... However, I have found it to be increasingly implausible, in spite of the many 'convincing' people I have listened to, who argue for the existence of God.
Yikes!
Short and spicy
LOL. That's brilliant!
How hilarious...😂😂
Cute, Seth!👍🏼
Ha ha, awesome!
This is great 😆😆😆
Been ages.
Let’s see which one’s the most truthful, kids. 😂
𝑰 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔❗🙂
FSM rules!!!
Question for theists: _"how do you even know about your "God""??_ Answer: "someone told you." Yet how did they know about this supposed deity?? Answer: someone told them............. = and on and on it goes representing assumed validity usually for no other reason that a person "wants to believe".
Moral of the story: above illustrates the nature of the spread of religious beliefs. It further however begs to ask = "where" did said constructs come from?? The answer as always is ignorance about the world around us + mans' penchant for wanting to know a thing.
A child has nightmares of monsters hiding under the bed. So how does a child know of monsters?? Answer: conditioned belief from their environment - the entertainment genre in this case. The child was exposed to the concept and their imagination took it from there. What is really in play here however is the child is ignorant of "the unknown" and subsequently = juxtaposes "monsters" onto that to rationalize away that ignorance........... - which is what you see here.
Early man lacking understanding of himself and the world around him created "God(s)" to obviate that lack of understanding so as to give him the illusion of understanding. Over time that belief construct was codified into modern religions.
God is your highest level of identity. No God, you have no identity.
I honestly had a Joshua game for the NES.
Every level is "No Russian"
FSM FTW
Can you get this on PC, or is it just for Playstation or Xbox?
I don't know if anyone noticed the lady with the arm in the sling. Before the sling was removed, she had an arm at each side of her body. That's 3 arms. I had rewind that multiple times to make sure I was seeing that correctly.
😂😂😂 👏👏👏
Hilarious 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many of y'all had the bootleg Nintendo game Bible Stories?
Jaysus,I thought the video was a add.😂
I think I'll stick with Dragon Quest, thanks 😅
😂😅😂
Not sure about the numbers on that. Biblically, God's death tally is estimated at just over 2 million. Stalin arguably achieved 60 million. But still humorous.
Two million out of how many?
God killed more than a couple million over the years! Look at the Christian cult and all how many they’ve killed over the centuries.
@@exceptionallyaverage3075 It was discussed in absolute numbers, not as a percentage of the population.
@ChipArgyle Seems to me the percentages are important since there's about 2,000 years between Stalin's body count and the claims in the christian superstitionist fairy-tale book.
👏 👍
No power ups or extra lives, in life.
Game over if you don’t accept the sacrifice in Christ. 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻.
REPENT! GOD'S JUDGEMENT AND WRATH IS COMING.
No need to shout!
@@uriituw REPENT! GOD'S JUDGEMENT AND WRATH IS COMING.
@@carlosibarra4041Say, what?
Which god? And when? Just have to love the Christian cult lies!!
@@carlosibarra4041 Copy-and-paste bullshit.
Stop shouting.
HAHAHAHA- EXCLELLENT
A game controller with 3 joysticks 😂. IA hallucination ?