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- Опубліковано 14 вер 2021
- Stephen leverages his close friendship with rapper Nicki Minaj to get to the meat of this week's most explosive news story. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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A press conference about balls is the last thing that gentleman thought he would be doing this week!
or in his entire career as a minister lol
Lol
Hysterical, This story is going to run and run !! (-: (-: If the cousin or cousin's friend zooms in for an interview, it will be the television event of the year !! LOL..
The Caribbean is not a real place.
Agreed! *(I have to say, I love Bloom County & seeing an Opus made me smile, which I really needed! He's still one of my faves from those days, I have a stuffed Opus with a shower cap on who has amused us for years💖)👏🏼✌🏼
The exhaustion and humor of the Trinidad minister’s delivery has my UNDYING respect 😂
I actually live in Trinidad. His name is Terrance Deyalsingh and trust me, he has done and said WAYYYYY funnier things than this 🤣
@@Kris-qy7hh Yup. He is probably 'shedding a tear' right now.
😂😂😂 I’m gonna have to look him up now, cause it sounds like this is the tip of the humor iceberg
@@Kris-qy7hh can confirm🇹🇹😭
The calypsoes next year will be balling! I know they're writing the lyrics right now. The extempos should be great, lol
Seeing our Health Minister in a Stephen Colbert monologue is surreal and funny at the same time!!!🤣🤣🤣
Made my day! Go Terrance!
I was embarrassed AF first..but after Trevor Noah did a good job with the situation.. I feel better now..
It's just goes to show how truly evolved we have become as a species......
@@debbiemarquis3231 I mean, as an American, I can give NO ONE else crap about their country or it’s representation in the world 🤦🏽♀️. Not that my opinion on this matters, but from the outside his humor and charm represented ya’ll admirably 😊
The Health Minister did a great job. Barely kept himself from laughing through.
Much respect to the health officials in Trinidad and Tobago that took this "seriously"
They clearly understand the importance of vaccination, and the damage to public perception such bullshit claims can have. They did the responsible thing by debunking it, regardless of it being a "waste" of time.
The ministers are a bunch of total idiots 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@YamiOni Bill Gates troll
@@Kyleramsey999 maybe yours, bc ours are just funny with a balance 🇹🇹
It sounded like he was swallowing some chuckles while trying to get that out
I'm from Trinidad and I've been laughing my ass off at all the jokes from this whole thing 🤣🤣
Same ☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
Same here, and this is the first time that I got so far down into the comments!! Well done, Stephen Colbert!!
Me too!!!
Same!!!!! Trinidad been highlighted in the span of a few tweets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same!!!!! Trinidad been highlighted in the span of a few tweets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen, I suffer from depression and Autism and you are one of the few people who can make me laugh. From one South Carolinian to another, thank you.
This particular monologue was really good!
Crackling! Sizzling hot!
Hey man, just wanted to say take care and hope you're able to find happiness
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger…
And then it hit me.
Hope that a least made u smile…take care.
Aww, honey. I wish you all the best.
I also suffer from Autism and depression.
Poor guy in Trinidad - tried so hard to be serious, but was stifling laughter under his mask. I’m so proud of him - I’d have burst out laugh/crying almost immediately.
I like how this Trinidad minister of health is so amused and annoyed by this story and having to follow it up
100%
This guy´s delivery is gold
We need a guy like this minister who puts it on the line!
Crazy how he found this out so fast, and funny how people believed him.
59 Testicular Swelling Cases - From Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System - Managed By CDC
I can't believe how far the cousin's balls story has come. What a time to be alive.
Exactly how far did they come?
@@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods twice the circumference of Uranus' first moon.
😂😂😂
They say bad news travels fast so Tucker should be in Bally Wood
By now trying to get a jump on the story...
...Some don't see him as a world traveler but he has been to international house of pancake farts... Or maybe it traveled slowly to him and assimilated ?
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls..
Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls.
You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving.
But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
Trinidad Health Minister was savage. I'm glad there are some good Men out there who have amazing sense of humor and class
She should stop calling Trinidad name in her shit...we have enough problems as it is..😡
She should reimburse the Trinidad government for spreading false claims. Consequences for your words and actions should mean something.
No not really. That's just how most Trinis talk anyway. I would know, cuz I'm a Trini and I live in Trinidad and Tobago. But that said - Terrance Deyalsingh is kinda an idiot, even though he's our "Health Minister."
Yeah, I'm from Trinidad and he's been working really hard to get people vaccinated but vaccine hesitancy is a huge issue here.
@@anisa_mazaki23 an you have to be a bigger ass than Terrence to call him that....but then..your leader woulda make everyone stand in d sun an drink Puncheon..and she would have been allyuh hero..
Tinidad's Health Minister almost couldn't stop himself from laughing! Watching him struggle with it just gave me my best laugh in weeks!
“Knees, also known as the devil’s elbows” killed me.
Can we all take a second to appreciate how Nicki Minaj caused international review, scientists looking at disease mutation, and Tucker Carlson (of all people) admitting he made a mistake.
All by talking about a name-less guys testicles
It's probably just a plot to get protesters to chant "I'd Rather Have Swollen Balls Than Death. Take The Vaccine!"
i think we found the best reason to wear a mask: hiding that you're about to burst out laughing over Nicki's Cousin's friend's Testicles in an official Government press release
He was stifling a laugh which had me crying from laughing!
Yup. So true 😄
Notice the same thing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
And props to them for actually 'investigating' and reporting publicly.
@@glenchapman3899 obviously it was an official line told to them by the pharma company. no investigation was done.
This is one of the best Stephen Colbert’s monologue, very funny especially when Tucker discussing the size of his balls 😂😂
I just lost my husband to cancer on Tuesday and this is the first LOL I’ve had since 🤣 All hail the swollen balls saga!
Am sorry for your loss!
Hail Balls Saga!
I'm am so sorry for your loss. I hope you can find other light spots in your days to come as you transition thru this difficult time. Bless you and yours.
Condolences to you
I send hugs, love, compassion and Stephen Colbert & his writing team to lift your spirits. Take it easy on yourself, and laugh when it feels good. Sending love and support your way....my condolences.
Surprised they didn't tell you, you're husband died from covid-19.
It’s like George Takei said: “Newsome beat him so badly, it could’ve been Elder abuse.”
🤣
George is a national treasure.
🤣🤣🤣 Amen!
@@vincentavangogh3636 *Oh my
Very woketarded of u sir
@@catspiracytheorist2138 As long as you’re angry the world is right.
Quit calling it a controversy. It’s too kind. Muhammad Ali was controversial. Malcom X was controversial. They challenged the ignorance of the day. They opened up peoples minds. She didn’t say something controversial. She spread misinformation. What she said was idiocy.
#CompleteDumbass
This is why you’re watching Stephen Colbert, people like you don’t educate yourselves and just follow everyone else.
@@hudsonholley5075 The point is we do educate ourselves as opposed to anti-vax tribes who only ever research the material that supports their predetermined conclusions.
@@hudsonholley5075 😂
Yes only you, oh wise one, can see the truth about balls swelling from the vaccine.
damn that puts things into perspective, muhammad ali seems like such a cool figure…
I think that Newsome's win over the recall effort is to be celebrated but I think surviving & getting out of his marriage to Kimberly Guilfoyle is an even better "win" !!
I didn't know anything about that.
I can't imagine anyone normal being married to KG.
“Man still waiting for his mom to pick him up.” 🤣🤣
Just hearing Trinidad’s talking about swollen balls was worth it.
Americans have heard more about Trinidad in the past three days than in the last two centuries. I however feel for Trinidad's cousin, poor old Tobago.
@@waryaawariiri1812 Tobago is our sister actually
Trinidadian's.....right now they are looking for the swollen balls man....even the minister of health had a press conference about these balls...
@@waryaawariiri1812 also we're the reason the US didnt qualify for the last world cup
Ok for all of the jokes, but for the Trinidad official to thoroughly investigate all vaccinated men for the suspected swollen testicles took courage and commitment(aka cajones).
Imagine being that one guy in Trinidad who lied to his wife not having std become internationally famous because if it.
She called off the wedding. She figured out the real reason his balls were swollen. It wasn't the vaccine after all.
Sounds like he was using steroids. Lol
Or whole story is psyop to make people who question vaccine look like 'dots.
I cant believe people really think Nicki was being serious.
@@escutus no, steroids make them turn into raisins! Lol
"But you know what they say, 'You win some, you NEWSOM'." THE JOKE WAS LAYING RIGHT THERE, WRITERS!!!!
Swalwell already made that one
Just a killer monologue. From Gavin’s diversity to the low hanging fruit at the end. Perfecto:)
"Gavin Newsom's lead in California is swelling faster than Nicki Minaj's cousin's friends' testicles." -David Pakman -9/14/2021
Ha, good 1.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol I gotta find that
Did he say that?
I hope he delivered it with a totally straight face.
Colbert has been on fire this week. I think this has been his best stretch in a long time, maybe ever
Yep…not wasting any words..just going for the jugular..
The jokes just keep on writing themselves. No comedian could make up what Nikki Minaj tweeted. Real life nowadays is stranger than fiction. No way Stephen or his writers could pass on this. I would love to have been in the writer's room when they heard about those massive testicles down in Trinidad.
Thought the same... relentless and brilliant! 🥳🤣👏
He's on fire because our dumb-as-hell human race keeps handing him matches and kerosene.
This guy is CRACKING UP!! I'm laughing at watching him try to hold back his laughter!!! 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣
I love how "Ms. Manaj" thinks anyone actually takes her seriously.
Social media is King and people will believe anything celebrities say. Because of her comments about the vaccine and the fact that she has 60 million followers on Instagram. She was invited to The White House to talk to the country’s top doctors about the vaccine.
That's what I said who actually takes them serious.
It appears FOX News does.
@@jmc597 hahahahahaha
@@YOUREADY09 she was not invited to the White House. They offered a doctor for a phone call.
Hahahaha
The minister of health in Trinidad just won so much sympathy with this, funny how he's trying not to crack up.
He'll be at the Comedy Store Friday through Sunday.
Not really cuz half of Trinidad really doesn't like Deyalsingh.
@@anisa_mazaki23yep truth...
Let’s also spare a moment for the sign language interpreter who had to do that news conference.
@aohige shit you talking. You even from trinidad to know this? Nobody in trinidad likes that minister and he is known for lying :|
This is one of the funniest monologues Stephen has ever done. It's like he took last night's incredibly funny "ball joke" that put us on the floor laughing and made an entire monologue out of it. Simply brilliant. We are not worthy.
He’s been on point since he’s had a live audience again ..has me rollin nightly
He really took those balls and ran with them.
Wow someone defo paid you to write that garbage
He's hot tonight
All the late night shows had the same shoulder vs balls joke
I just love how it sounds like Trinidad’s health minister was trying to contain his laughter over the claim that the vaccine causes swollen testicles.
Cuz he scared that the vaccine did it.. that laugh was a cover up
@@808beat3 don’t talk shit they confirmed that it didn’t happen they contacted every male that was vaccinate to confirm
@@kamacazi9744 omg.. no one is talking sh*t.. but i know you are in fear since you took the vaccine and is hoping that your testicles dont swell over time or something crazy happen to you.. its ok to be in fear i understand..
Just hearing him say “testicular swelling” in that lilting Trinidad accent did it for me.
It's just funny y'all don't think it happens, leaked videos are coming out of nurse saying it's a common occurrence with the vaccine. Everyone thinks it's a lie but no one actually knows what the long term effects are.
I like how he burns Tuckums at the end 💪🔥😂
The health minister is clearly trying unsuccessfully not to laugh.
Oh my friend . You really need to watch our health update. They have fun with them.
The prime Minister told the nation when he announced the reopening "please.... doh jackass d ting". Lol
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls..
Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls.
You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving.
But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@@aylbdrmadison1051 wellll I'm from Trinidad and Tobago. Trust me. If that was a real thing, it would have come out a long time ago. Her cousin also told her that you get fired down here if you don't get the jab, which is not true, we're like everywhere else, life is easier if you get it, but there is no mandate.
The simpler explanation is that her cousin if just selling her lies so that she can send money to him so that he can not have to work, and now the story got away from him. Which would also explain why he didn't wanna go on IG live with her to back his story. He claimed that it's hard to get on IG here........ in Trinidad...... where everyone is on IG 🤣🤣🤣
It's most likely just a con gone wayyyyy to far.
@@coucamaya 😂😂😂😂Trini to the bone...untill dont jackass the thing end up a slang😂😂
Bet he was glad to have a mask to hide behind.
It took decades, but Dan Quayle got to be "the smart one" in the conversation.
Second dumbest Vice President of all time…..
I'm willing to forget all about that "potatoe" incident.
Bizarro world, eh?
"The feather"
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls..
Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls.
You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving.
But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
Damn, Stephen is going for the 3rd degree while roasting Tucker and I love it.
“... Who claimed the polio vaccine gave him a micro-taint.”
Stephen, you have the polio vaccine confused with the smallcox vaccine.
Absolutely one of the best segments I've ever seen. I laughed my balls off
Sounds like the friend got caught doing something he shouldn't have and blamed covid
Exactly. More likely an STD/STI from sharing naked time with someone NOT his fiancé.
There are four known medical causes of an enlarged scrotum. 1) Bacterial as in a sexually transmitted infection (STI), 2) Viral as in the same virus responsible for the mumps, 3) Parasitic as in lymphatic filariasis which can cause the scrotum to become enlarged, and 4) Trauma, as in what that man's fiance did when she found out he caught an STI right before their now canceled wedding day. No where in the known causes is there a vaccine of any kind.
@@HH-mw4sq maybe it's a side effect of Ivermectin,
@@HH-mw4sq #4
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Now Republicans are all like, "we really don't want big nuts, after all!"
Good work, Ms. Minaj.
😂
Jean Baptiste's reactions made the jokes even better. Great episode, so funny
Colbert is the late night king
More like the late night racist far left radical leftist lol
@@pgaquigz1125 but also still the highest rated late night talk show😁
*Gutfeld
You know the world is f**ed, when doctors have to spend an afternoon investigating balls, because Nicki Minaj said her cousins friend ones swollen...
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls..
Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls.
You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving.
But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@@aylbdrmadison1051 Like AOC
@@aylbdrmadison1051 1 in 5 billion chance...and there's only 3.4 billion men on the planet. guess that dude really got unlucky, huh? lol you people will believe anything
@@aylbdrmadison1051 if you look it up there have been 766 cases of testicular pain and swelling from the vaccine, 171 cases of erectile dysfunction, 1,757 miscarriages, 9,732 menstrual disorders, and 3,334 cases of vaginal/uterine hemorrhage. You should try to be more informed before calling people liars.
@@jessehopson291 Look it up where? On VAERS? There no proof that ANY side effects listed there happened because of the vaccine just because people SAID they THOUGHT they were caused by the vaccine. Nikki Minaj's cousin's friend could report swollen balls on VAERS as a vaccine side effect, but we still wouldn't know whether the vaccine caused it.
This was one of the best monologues in quite some time... I was laughing HARD throughout most of it.
This is probably the filthiest show Stephen has ever done. And, in my personal opinion, it's also the ballsiest his show has ever been as well.
All it was missing was a "Munchma Quchi" reference.
@@typacsk One of the greatest moments in television history tbh. A decade later I think about Munchma Quchi often.
I feel his pain when he said "So much of my time was wasted"
Gotta love his laughing!!!
Yeah, because resources are limited and they could have spend that time on more important matters. People got too much time on their hands that allowing them to make problems.
@@leannevandekew1996 oh my
Tucker finally makes sense
Yeah, imagine a world where people are so impressionable that they would listen to the words of a celebrity over experts, and then the experts have to waste their time trying to explain in the nicest way possible why you should not listen to celebrities. Fuck, people are dumb.
The whole Niki friends cousin's ball and Trinidad thing is just so funny.
Good for Trinidad for investigating the case of the hanging large balls roaming around Trinidad.
Trinidad is not happy. 🥴. Most of them want to slap her. Whether she was joking or not. I personally think it’s funny but most of the country find it embarrassing.
@@LatifahEden ...You're actually wrong. I'm currently in Trinidad on vacation and no one wants to slap her or cares. Most of them find it's funny....
@@Kyleramsey999 Yea, we really don't take anything that seriously. We should though
So my balls are not going to be big like niki friends cousins balls after making the viccine?
@@Kyleramsey999 Not to mention that this all so convenient considering her husband may go to jail for failing to register as a $ex offender. Just like Nicki if you don’t know what you’re talking about 🤫
Congratulations Gov. Newsom!! You are incredibly awesome!
"Darling Niki" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
If you're too young to know what that means, listen to the Prince album Purple Rain.
Stephen and his writers were off the chain for tonight's monologue!
Great job team!
More like a joke back at them for trying to cover up something about that vaccine being bad for your health..
Dear Mr Colbert
I am writing in connection with your ongoing references to enlarged testes. This is the kind of juvenile behaviour that makes us love you even more than we already did.
Yours,
Just about everyone
This episode was truly tremendous. Kudos to Colbert and his writers
🤣🤣🤣 I'm more and more convinced everyday that we all living in a south park episode 😭
We said yes to diversity
“Nothing says diversity like a rich white guy named Gavin.” Lmao 😂😂
He's not calling Nicki a liar.. just her cousin.
Not even calling the cousin a liar; just making fun of the absurdity of the claim, regardless of source. Personally, I think the dude got an STD from cheating, because why would his girl call off the wedding over a side effect?
By tweeting a lie, that makes Nicki as much a liar as whoever is at the source of that bit of BS. Can't afford to mess around, especially not with 180 million followers. Twitter should take direct action against her like a warning or a suspension depending of how many times she violated Twitter's policy of use.
No even her cousin. Just her cousin's friend's balls. The pretended to swell just to make Nicki mention them in a tweet.
@@geraltrivia6148 yea he def had a STD
I don't want to dispel anyone's illusions, but the cousin's friend doesn't exist. Accomplished liars always set up an untraceable source....just like the Swampapottomus' "people are saying".
PS: why listen to NM who can't even sing her own songs? (it's auto tune)
“Oh to be a fly…on their head” 🤣🤣
STEPHEN!!!! PLEASE KEEP KILLING US WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!
It's so much better than the alternatives these days.....🤣🤣🤣
I'm from Trinidad. I love your show. This segment had me rolling with laughter. You're always welcome to Trinidad. If you ever come to host an episode here please bring your lovely wife. You two make a great team!
Yes
Dying from laughing in 🇧🇧 right next door to 🇹🇹 no swollen testicles here either 🤣🤣
That's a load of balls!
I loved Stephen's little Prince homage there as well with him saying "Nikki, Nikki, *Darling Nikki* ...excellent stuff!
Stephen's monologue savage af as always. LMFAO
I was just wondering why her and her cousin's friend didn't think of literally anything else. My first thought would have been an allergic reaction, or testicular cancer. But nope, she just jumped for the vaccines.
Or an STI, or injury. If Fiancee left...it was likely an STI.
Yeah, seriously. There are so many other potential explanations for those symptoms, so many other causes for that effect, the fact that her cousin's friend was speculating that the vaccine was the "real" reason is just hilarious.
@@gayahithwen I'm more embarrassed that Nicki just requotes things she hasn't verified. Doesn't she have staff?
@@Gymnopediea Different people have different social media styles. She's an artist, not a politician. I'm not surprised that she doesn't have a full-time fact-checker on hand. But I did hope that she took her role as public figure seriously enough to think about the potential ramifications of spreading that kind of rumor during a global pandemic.
@@gayahithwen Kar-bear. I get it. But in my first year of med school my bestie and I would jokingly say "what would Nicki do?". So this hits a little too close to home to take it lightly. :P
8:49 halfway through him speaking I couldn't stop laughing, just imagine how surreal that situation must feel
Bill O' Rilley: "I sure am glad Tucker is now the one who...gets to cover those balls"
When Stephen goes low, he really goes low. Yet strangely always retains the higher ground.
And here I thought Pencey would faint at the thought of a bare ankle.. Had no idea he was such a free spirit as to consider full calf exposure.
I'm sure his wife doesn't know about that.
That was only in his former career, when he was a cattle rancher.
After 4 years (plus campaign time) of having to be around failure trump his usual "shocked" reaction has been over used.
Like when a burn scars over or you end up with tinnitus after too many loud gigs.
I can't wait until they round up and send all those drumpfers to concentration camps. Hopefully I'll get to post up a guard tower.
@@couragekarnga8735 "mother"
Trump: "Look Pence, I'm not going to be your friend anymore if you don't violate the Constitution and overturn the election for me. I'm also going to drop to the floor bawling and spinning like a top if you don't." 🤣
Haha I can see Trump actually doing that.
It is a shame he didn't hold his breath until he turned blue
Trump is such a baby. He's a disgrace to adulthood.
In the words of Biden "Have at it"
@@ianb9028 _"It is a shame he didn't hold his breath until he turned blue
"_
Maybe he did, but you can't see it under all that orange.
The writers need a raise for that monologue. So good my testicles are laughing.
"Testicular Swelling in Trinidad", good band name
With all this publicity it's the absolute first time I'd like to be referred to as someone's random cousin's friend. 😂
Those were the best jokes I’ve heard in a while. Your writers rock! And you sir, delivered them superbly.
The comedians have been having a great time with this testicle story. I have been laughing so hard with the jokes🤣🤣
I need to watch Stephen Colbert's show more often. I could never forgive myself if I miss this interview! Lmfbo.
I really want Nikki to get the vaccine and come on the show again too. Watching her make Stephen blush and stammer was the best. # Queen Nikki Colbert 😉
She said she'll get it to go on tour
Omg I can't believe we ( as in Trinidad) made it on Colbert. lmao i fkn love this. Stephen Colbert you're my favourite! And I would die if Tucker came to Port of Spain lol
🔥🔥🔥I'm dying, this one was solid fire!!🤣🤣😂😂only Colbert can slay like this!👏🏼👏🏼
I am so impressed with Trinidad’s response. They are a fabulous nation.
Colbert killing it since the lockdown. Following the lockdown we now have Colbert delta variant.
Nice! I see what you did there😂 Good one!
Just wait 'till we reach Colbert Mu! Talk about infectious laughter!
Tucker wants a face-to-balls interview in Trinidad. He’s quite curious!
Of course he's quite curious given that none of these Trump lackeys has balls of their own.
A Tea~baggers wet-dream. 🤣
😂🤣🤣omgggggg this comment😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣!!!!!!!
He may curious, but yellow!
And seeing that he’s fully vaccinated, he would actually be able to enter the country.
Annnnnd that segment is another Emmy! Congratulations to the team in advance. 🤣🤣🤣
This might just be one of my favourite monologues 🤣
Also, good to know Nicki's love for Stephen Colbert is still evident!
Dan Quayle may have saved American democracy. A sentence I did know could even be formed.
@@davidflynn6790 he aint wrong.
Just don’t ask him to spell democracy
'Dan Quayle was less unhinged than the failed trump 'administration' '
Imagine some dude from a place you used to work at calling you at 4am and asking if there's a way he can rinse his junk in a drinking fountain, and 9 months later Stephen Colbert says you may have saved countless lives.
This monologue proves two things: the show needs another Emmy and Ball jokes never get old.
3 things: people who still watch network television in 2021 have
Big up Stephen Colbert👏🏼🤣… we fi cyah stop laughing we ass off here in Trinidad man 🇹🇹😂🤣😅
At 2:58 minutes, in the Larry Elder clip, he calls Gavin Newson “Governor Gavinor” 😂 I can’t stop repeating it in my head. #GovernorGavinor
I expected him to say "Ya win some, ya Newsom!"
Luv you🇨🇦
Best monologue in a while. Enjoyed this!
Was thinking the same thing. Laughed all the way through it.
100% laughed so hard I started hiccuping 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Colbert - you and your writing staff are geniuses! This segment had me laughing so hard! 🤣🤣
Gotta love Jon's "AAAAAAHHHHHHH" when Stephen made the "i just wanna hang" joke
Yes Stephan I've been watching you and John Stewart for more than 10 years in Trinidad lol. We love you down here. Come anytime
Tucker doesn’t know if his show is broadcasted in T&T…he’s SO good at research! 🤦🏻♀️
Stephen's characterization of Tucker is perfect.
@@alex35agm It's an insult to all dicks!
It is btw
That last joke was classic!!!
Colbert is top of the top. Best in class ♥️♥️♥️
I could listen to Trinis talk for hours, about anything. 🤎🖤🤍
Hmu
Should I start a Trini accent ASMR channel?? 😅
@@kimmi5419 Of course!
funny thing, tucker had to take the vaccine just to be sitting in that seat at fox.
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@@haymaker710 he wishes!
Maybe Tucker can use the vaccine as an excuse... Now we know why they're so damn small.
The funny thing is, you guys think both nicki and tucker are saying you shouldn’t get the vaccine. No. They’re saying you have the right to do your own research, make your own decisions as free American. Government mandates are a dystopian virtue.
@@mikehawkertz9237 and that would be just dandy if those Americans based their decisions on actually research instead of... you know.... nothing. Most are too ignorant to know the difference between peer reviewed research and nonsense.
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!! I love you Steve! You always make my day! ⚽️ 🏀 🤣
This was great, thank you Stephen - I was laughing tears!
That was the most concerned I’ve ever seen Tucker Carlson.
Lol
Or... weirdly interested...?
Seems he might get the "jab" after all 🤔
(Kidding, he's already vaccinated, with Fox's inflexible internal policy on vaccination)
Fox is keeping its employees alive as both cruel and unusual punishment to the general public...
...But mostly unusual. where's the humanity ?
Low key best part of this is when Jon goes "Voodoo Child."
of: Why? I don't get it/
It would appear that Tucker wants to go balls deep with this ongoing saga.
Oh! Loved that last sting. It was marvelous