Danny literally wrote the introduction knowing Simon will mispronounce the names and then he could link it with today's topic😂😂. Danny you Absolute legend
I use dubber...unless I need to swear. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
Simon: "This is such a useful brain blaze, who would have thought you'd actually learn something here." None of Us. We're here for the Memes and banter between You and Danny via the script.
I'm guessing the Massachusetts lake that Simon was trying to pronounce is Lake Chaubunagungamaug Which those of us in Massachusetts just call Webster Lake, for the name of the town where it's located. Another note on this lake, it translates from the Native American language to roughly state "you fish on your side, I'll fish on my side, nobody fishes in the middle"
Was looking for this comment, grew up on said lake. My friends and family (cousins my age) made it a mark of pride to be able to pronounce the original name, so to this day I have it down-pat! From what I have heard, that translation is pure fantasy, though~
@@dudepool7530 yes you are I'm in Worcester too but I had friends and family in Webster so I know both names and one friend in Douglas lives on the road with that little mini strip mall with the name above it...but yeah you don't want to get caught in one of those whirlpool rip tides in coes pond
I had that problem for years. I think I've got it mostly worked out after 20 some odd years of adult conversations. Mostly, still haven't had a chance to use "ancillary" yet.
I played Monopoly with my brother, my sister, and my then-fiance. After I saw how mercenary Fiance was, I began to think that marrying him wasn't that good of an idea. (He foreclosed on me when I was $1 short of what I owed him.) Because of that and other issues I gave him back his ring and told him not to let the door hit him on the way out.
Probably a good move. I dated a girl that was ruthlessly cruel while playing together. She eventually screwed me over two years later, financially. There were so many signs too but I always look back to that monopoly game. Wish I had been smart enough then lol
@@brainblaze6526 well I don't know which of the three typed that but I feel honored for a reply lol. If it is Simon I will take a picture and put it on my wall because you are such an ABSOLUTE LEGEND.
Showering in the morning makes sense for 3 reasons. 1: My beard gets matted all night, and the shower revives it. 2: I sweat in bed at night, so it gets me clean right before I go out. 3: It wakes me up gently, and gets the sleep out of my eyes.
@@overtlybiased Honestly it depends where you live. I live on the edge of the desert in Australia and water restrictions and limited water used are a thing. You can get fined if you go over your quota.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how much of Sam's hard drive must now be full of random nonsense just so he can pepper it between -clips of Simon mispronouncing things- segments of the original footage. Absolute Legend.
I refuse to stop cleaning my ears with cotton buds. I'm careful when doing it, if I bust my eardrum it's my own fault. I don't clean them on any specific regular schedule, just as and when needed. Feels nice.
My ear canal has an inside diameter that is much larger than a Q-Tip™ and I never push it in that far anyway. Not trying to start a debate, just putting my own reply out there. Cheers! 🙂
8:25 - Chapter 1 - You are cleaning your dirty ears wrong 14:25 - Mid roll ads 17:20 - Chapter 2 - You are stocking up your beer fridge wrong 20:25 - Chapter 3 - You are playing Monopoly wrong 26:20 - Chapter 4 - Your reheated tea is getting cold 28:35 - Chapter 5 - You are showering wrong 32:25 - Chapter 6 - You even breathe wrong
There is no way the Soviets wouldn’t have killed Hitler’s dog when they got into the fuhrerbunker. Also, Danny needs to write a book. 10/10 I would buy it
@@StigmataTickles Jesus. They kill less than 15 ppl a year that are innocent. Try finding another country with those stats…where people can enjoy the freedoms provided by the US. Poor thing
OMG, "That Regular ass Toothbrush" 10:25 had me litterally Laugh out Loud 🤣 hope you enjoyed your trip factboi^^ The biggest thing for me in the last Years was the use of "Tetrapack" milk/juice boxes! you are suppost to have the opening "ontop" when pouring, not below, so no "blobs" but steady flow! 😁
@@rodepet then I end up with an ear infection no thanks. Some of us have to wear earplugs in the shower bc of sensitive ears. They’re annoying but it’s better then my ear clogged and hurting.
@@Sweetkaos26 They do make an Ear wax removal tool with a camera. It's about the size of a pen, maybe a little bigger and the handle is the width of a men's Gillette shaver. It taper's off half way and you have a small silicone piece,the camera and a light. You download the app and you can see where the wax is and you can make sure you don't go too far or take out too much wax (you do need to keep some in your ears). It is gentle and the silicone pieces are gentle and thin so it is also easy to clean. Even the charger is small. I like mine.
I'm a stocker. I love having to tag individual products. Oh, boxes of lipsticks that need price tags and anti-theft stickers? These boxes and I are getting comfortable on the floor with a Simon podcast!
I'd bet a lot of that 10% is used for makeup, Q-Tips are great for touch ups, and they're especially helpful for wiping away miss drawn lines and smudges.
I learned that trick about beer cases at a liquor store, where we ringed our own 6 packs from cases. We would race each other with stacks and stacks... we had too much fun making nearly no money 😂
It doesn’t matter whether you shower in the morning or at night. That said, there is good reason for each no matter which time you choose. If you have a hard time sleeping at night due to apnea or allergies, according to my ex’s doctor it is best to shower at night to wash off allergens that accumulate in your hair during the day. But your body rids itself of toxins and heals itself at a faster rate when we sleep than it does when we are awake (Sources are several Biology teachers). So if you want to wash off the night’s byproducts and wastes excreted in our sweat during our sleep a morning shower is best.
I don’t get bored in the shower anymore. For the past 4 years, I’ve had a set up where I can watch UA-cam IN the shower. SOOO much better! What did I ever do without it?
Same, I watch the pbs newshour. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
There’s stories from the G.I,s that liberated the camps, and they said the part that really pushed them over the edge was killing the dozens of Guard dogs because the had been trained to kill and maim people on command. If that doesn’t underscore the absolute horror of war I don’t know what does.
According to the Wikipedia article on Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg - often shortened to Lake Chaubunagungamaug, or known to the English settlers / Americans in the area as just Webster Lake: "The lake's name comes from Loup, an Algonquian language, and is often said to mean, "Fishing Place at the Boundaries-Neutral Meeting Grounds". A more fitting translation is "lake divided by islands", according to anthropologist Ives Goddard."
As I write this at 3:10 PM EDT on Wednesday, October 27, there's no link in the description for "Into the Shadows." You're gonna make me hunt this shit down manually!? I CAN'T HANDLE SUCH PRESSURE
I thought my training as an opera singer was useless since I only sing at home now. However, after being able to feel a second of smugness about breathing correctly (around 34 minutes in), I totally think it was 15 years well spent now! 😆
Sam, that tooth brush bit with the "previously on brain blaze". That was good. Muuuuah! (Chef kiss) Also thank you for throwing in some new fresh memes into the video.
Thats is how i already fill my fridge with beer, but yeah, i did work in a combo restaurant/pub and the bar girls bought me beer if i did their shelf stocking for them. Good deal.
what do I use cotton buds for? Cleaning. usually dip them in IPA or Mentholated spirits, and wipe electronics, or model train wheels with it. or dip it in oil and lubricate delicate parts of model trains, and stuff like that.
Ive been using q tips to clean inside my ears my entire life, never had any problems. Idk how you can even hear anything if you never clean your ears out, mine get annoying if i dont clean them at least once or twice a week. Dont jam them in, obviously. And don't do it while walking or riding a bike, probably. You can feel when the q tip touches the eardrum, you gently do it. Easy peasy.
OMG! This is your best episode ever! You all worked so well together! Please bring more like this! Awesome writing by Danny, Excellent reading/commentary by Simon and wonderful memes from Sam. If you're ever doing a live show LMK and I'll show up!
I actually have an issue where my body creates excess sebum, and due to that i dont naturally lose earwax when i sleep or when im in the shower When i went to meps last time for military enlistemnt they had to check my ears, but i got deferred for an hour so they could scrape and clear the inside of my ears because my eardrum was not visible with their scope.it took 20 minutes of scraping to allow 30 minutes of soaking my inner ear in a solution so that it would be loose enough for a 10 minute scraping to get a chunk of earwax out so large i could made a candle outta it
I do like how you can literally see the multiverse of Simon with his add for his other channel at the end... Totally different posture, tone, mannerisms... Multiverse Simon
Eva's father strongly opposed the entire relationship between her and Hitler. And on that note. I swear I was just thinking about how brain blaze needs to mention Hitler more often
Simon! That thing with the cans, finally! I always thought it was obvious but never met anyone who did it that way besides myself. Even working in bar/nightclubs people loaded cans 1 at a time while I loaded 1 case at a time. Even after I showed them!
I am going to take a stand and agree with Simon over Danny. The reason is I do my shaving in the shower face, head and body. If I shave at night I will wake up with a scruff that gets worse as the day goes on. In addition I feel refreshed and ready to start the day after a nice morning shower! Plus I feel dirty all day without my morning shower. This comes in a category that no one asked me about my bathing hygiene, but I still went ahead and decided to write it anyways! The other way to solve this massive argument instead of being team morning and team evening shower, you can also shower both in the evening and morning! It's not illegal or immoral to shower twice a day!
You're not agreeing with Simon though? He showers at night, too. Like his wife. And it's debatable if showering twice a day isn't "immoral". States like Utah and California for example ask their inhabitants to only shower for 6 minutes a day to conserve water.
The orange properties in Monopoly are good for statistical reasons as opposed to raw financial ones, with two dice they are the most probable to be landed on.
I would like to hear Danny's take on this. In June 1951, a pair of German soldiers from the Wehrmacht were reportedly found alive after being trapped inside a military bunker at Babie Doły for six years. They were the only survivor from a group of six who had been inside an underground storehouse when the entrance was dynamited by the retreating German Army. Alps the Tsar tank please Danny!!!!
I bet there is a high correlation between people watching Into the Shadows and buying the Keep Danny shirt. Free Danny buyers are definitely Mega Projects people.
I basically shower at night on the one hand to sleep clean, but on the other because I cannot motivate myself out of bed early enough to shower in the morning anyway
Cotton swabs dipped in 91% isopropyl alcohol work well for cleaning the stems and other odd places on water pipes and other fine glass inhalation apparatuses
31:40 That's is a real struggle FR FR 😩 Long showers and doing it daily are the single greatest thing in existence but I also have sensitive skin, so I have to carefully balance the need for showers, my love for showers and me not wanting itchy skin.
Stocking the shelves isn't the best job at a supermarket. My job was. I was on a team of 3 people that worked solely in the back room. We'd unload the semi(s), then cut open each box of product, price each item within, then place them on palates in accordance to the aisle they belonged to. Didn't have to deal with customers at all. Only the stockers, who came in a couple hours after we got started. Sweet gig! It paid my entire 4 year tuition to college, plus some!
I just came across this video and I was so interested to hear about the breathing. A few years ago I had noticed that my body naturally shifted to breathing from my diaphragm especially when laying down and I kept thinking it was odd and kept trying to correct it. Finding out that its actually a better way of breathing I kind of feel silly for forcing myself to change how I breathed. I am so glad to learn this is entirely normal and efficient.
I've never understood showering in the morning instead of at night. But maybe because I work construction. Going to bed covered in dirt, dust, sweat, fiberglass, caulking, glue, and God knows what else is a huge no.
Learned about belly breathing in choir and in therapy to deal with anxiety. Thought it was a bit more common knowledge, but nothing really surprises me anymore lol. I also sometimes quit belly breathing because growing up as a girl I was taught to keep my stomach sucked in to look as slim as I could. Which is really sad looking back on it.
A lot of photographers use cotton swabs to clean the outside of the camera, because cleaning all the dirt off of the outside helps stave off the inevitable cleaning of the inside of the camera. I assume a lot of the official uses for swabs are small mechanical equipment?
And u would think they would wise up...never mind demonrats having complete. Control of both houses and presidency more than 3/4 the time and they did nothing... One would think the public would realize ITS JUST THE CARROT THEY.DANGLE IN FRONT OF U..THEY AINT GONNA DO IT BECAUSE CONGRESS IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY BIG PHARMA AND BIG MEGA HOSPTIAL MONEY...WAKE UP
@@sislertx I thought that they were purchased by big oil and the big three auto grifters and big social media and of course, we can't forget Koch brothers minus one. The republikkkans just destroy everything as they are owned by big end-timers (evangelical xtians) as well as all the buyers listed above.
I stopped putting cotton buds in my ear when I did it once and pulled it out lacking the cotton. I then suffered for over a year with a blocked ear until after a total of about 18 months, I finally popped out a giant solid ball of wax, held together by cotton. I now clean the inside of my ear by scrapping it with the back end of a pair of metal tweezers, it's just the perfect shape, and the edges are just pronounced enough to scrape the wax off.
Totally agree that evening showering > morning showering. I used to shower in the morning, put gel in my hair, then go to a job where I was on my feet all day, getting sweaty and dirty. Then go to bed sweaty, dirty, with gelled hair on my pillow. I justified the morning shower as "I wake up feeling so dirty!" This genius didn't figure out why until his early thirties.
Into the Shadows is bad ass!! I highly suggest it to anyone who likes Brain Blaze. Also what's this rumor I heard about a new Channel that would focus on major, historical battles and conflicts? I hope Danny and Sam get to be a part of that. 😃
Whenever I see doctors and they do the ear checking thing. They're amazed at why my ears are always so clean. And that's because I tell them I use AQ tip but I do it in a very careful certain way every single time. They give me a lecture about not doing it. And I'm like yeah, but if I don't It will build up to the point I probably won't be able to hear anything, and I don't wanna have to have some weird shit Squirted in my ear to like flush it all out. When I can do it once a day after a nice hot shower. That's why I don't like doctors, they don't really listen to you I was like trying to get my one family doctor to give me papers. So I can get an X-ray on my back neck and like my whole lower back and everything like up to a neck, I did something it felt horrible every day. I wasn't so much pain and he refused to and every single time said. I'm not giving you pain pills. And then i'd have to say I don't want that today I want. Pills no I ask for these because I want to know what's going on now, if you didn't said that I wanna know why it hurts. What can I do to fix it like what if I need surgery and then he finally did it, and this was like the seventh time of asking and at the end it's like I'm still not giving you pain bills, and that's when I was like shut the fuck up. I don't want pain pills and like. It looks like left really pissess off. And the results came back and i had 4 healed fractures he did this when i shattered my foot like i kicked a box of stuffed animals to prove a point i can i cam kick someones head just over 6ft as im 5'11 and i came down with too much force and omfg the pain 4 of my 5 toes broke 2 heel break along with acouple fractures my foot is twice the size nearly solid purple there was some yellow and he pressed on spots causes me to scream in pain then THEN THE STUPIDEST THING WAS SAID CAN YOU MOVE YOUR TOES? YES I CAN BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY'RE NOT BROKEN SO WE LEFT AND WENT THE HOSPITAL FOR 5 HOURS AND THEY WERE SHOCKED I WAS ABLW TO WALK LET ALONE PUT PRESSURE ON IT AND I HAD TO GET 3 SURGERIES TO PUT IN A PLATE IN AND 2 THIN BARS THAT LOOK LIKE BOOK MARKS THAT WENT ACROSS AND HOLD THEM TOGERHER LOL THEN RIGHT AS IM LEAVING COPS STOP ME AND ASK OH WHAT HAPPWNED AND I SAID I KICKED A BOX JUST OVER SIX FEET IN AIR BUT BROUGHT MY FOOT DOWN TO HARD AND HIT ANOTHER BOX OF HARDCOVER BOOKS THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME AND THOUGHT I WAS HELD AND TORTURED -_- LOL TURNS OUT IT WAS SOMEONE THAT HAD A SIMILAR LAST NAMES MINES SPELLED AS WICKLUND AND THERES WAS WICKLAND SO THAT WAS FUN HAVING TO GO FROM BRAKING MY FOOT BADLY TO SURGERY TO BEING QUESTIONED IDK HOW LONG IT WAS CASUE I SAT AT THE HOSPITAL TILL THE SURGERY WAS READY AS IT WASNT BUSY FOR ONCE AS ITS USUALLY SOO BUSY I WAS HAVING SEIZURES AND AND WAS IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR HOURS LOL ID BE SITTING THERE THEN ID COME TO SUPER CONFUSED SURROUNDED BY PARAMEDICS ASKING STUFF I DIDNT UNDERSTAND AT FIRST ANORHER TIME I BUSTED MY EYE WIDE OPEN THEN ALSO FELL OFF THE CHAIR AGAIN AND HAVE A NICE 4 INCH LONG SCAR LOL RHEY FINALLY GOT ME IN DID BLOOD TESTS AFTER GIVINF ME ANTI SEIZURE MEDS AND SOME ATIVANS THEY DONT KNOW WHY IT HAPPENED EITHER AND ITS HAPPENED 4 YEARS IN A ROW AND ITS ONLY 12ISH DAYS AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER TIME IT HAPPENED IS HOPE I DONT GET A 5TH YEAR
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Surf shark are the real troopers after that intro.
Does this mean Osel is a "Bell-end"?
Look at me being cultured.
Into the shadows? The shadows of legends?
how is this post from 2 days ago when the video was released today...?
@@Joe_Potts scotch.
Danny literally wrote the introduction knowing Simon will mispronounce the names and then he could link it with today's topic😂😂. Danny you Absolute legend
Well I mean until Danny is free, he'll find ways to torture Simon 😭 #FreeDanny
I feel like at this point, Danny and Sam are what we watch the videos for.
Sam has fully weaponized memes....awesome 🤘
And he still said that name wrong at the end 🤣
Danny is slowly turning Simon into Ron Burgundy. He just reads what's written.
I live in the States, and I definitely called someone an "absolute bellend" today. It was glorious.
I've been working bellend into my vocabulary.
Legend.
Y’all aren’t alone. I try using bellend at least once a week. I want to work up to daily usage. 😉
Love hearing it, haven’t done it yet, waiting for the right time, can’t wait ‘till the day I make it happen.
*he man*
I use dubber...unless I need to swear. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
Simon: page and a half introduction WRONG!
Danny: *cracks knuckles* 17 page introduction it is with a 1 paragraph blaze at the end fact boi 😂
We definitely need a "hold my beer" moment from Danny. Lol
Danny's life sounds so interesting, but I'm pretty sure that's because he's been in the basement so long, he's started to dissociate from reality.
I need a Biographics for Danny, and everything is just fucking wild.
Danny is a figment of my Hallucination
@@Jezus42 I'm pretty sure Danny's the one that's hallucinating m8
😁👌🏼
Simon: There's load of better games (than Monopoly)
Danny:
Sam:
I'm holding my breath waiting for this
@@rodepet but did you breathe that breath in from your diaphragm or your chest?
@@joehemmann1156 🤢👇👇👍
Simon: "This is such a useful brain blaze, who would have thought you'd actually learn something here."
None of Us. We're here for the Memes and banter between You and Danny via the script.
Technically a 3 way banter.. Sam adds with memes..
Allegedly
I feel like Sam and Simon have the most banter. Sam is always back talking in the blazement via memes. Danny gets his quips in too though.
“That’s not my problem… it’s yours.” 😏
Am i right Peter?!
These are facts.
"You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him."
-Norm Macdonald
“What a jerk”
@@jamesfry8983”In peace times”… except he, uh, literally started the war. 😂
I'm guessing the Massachusetts lake that Simon was trying to pronounce is Lake Chaubunagungamaug
Which those of us in Massachusetts just call Webster Lake, for the name of the town where it's located.
Another note on this lake, it translates from the Native American language to roughly state "you fish on your side, I'll fish on my side, nobody fishes in the middle"
Was looking for this comment, grew up on said lake. My friends and family (cousins my age) made it a mark of pride to be able to pronounce the original name, so to this day I have it down-pat! From what I have heard, that translation is pure fantasy, though~
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg - this entire name, though :)
I live in Worcester. Had no clue that Webster Lake had a different name lmao.
At least it's not as nasty as the Mill st pond. AM I RIGHT PETER?!
@@dudepool7530 yes you are I'm in Worcester too but I had friends and family in Webster so I know both names and one friend in Douglas lives on the road with that little mini strip mall with the name above it...but yeah you don't want to get caught in one of those whirlpool rip tides in coes pond
Sweet Jesus Danny future roasting you was priceless..
Glenn Danzig once said “I’ll never criticize someone for mispronouncing a word, they probably learned it while reading.”
I love that! 💕
I had that problem for years. I think I've got it mostly worked out after 20 some odd years of adult conversations. Mostly, still haven't had a chance to use "ancillary" yet.
“I’ll never criticize someone for mispronouncing a word, they probably learned it from Simon Whistler".
Chameleon...
@@shaneminer4526 ah, the shau-mill-ion.
I played Monopoly with my brother, my sister, and my then-fiance. After I saw how mercenary Fiance was, I began to think that marrying him wasn't that good of an idea. (He foreclosed on me when I was $1 short of what I owed him.) Because of that and other issues I gave him back his ring and told him not to let the door hit him on the way out.
Probably a good move.
I dated a girl that was ruthlessly cruel while playing together. She eventually screwed me over two years later, financially. There were so many signs too but I always look back to that monopoly game. Wish I had been smart enough then lol
Probably the best decision of your life.
Sounds like he was good at finances.
@@spider0804 I was waiting for this comment :D
@@brainblaze6526 well I don't know which of the three typed that but I feel honored for a reply lol. If it is Simon I will take a picture and put it on my wall because you are such an ABSOLUTE LEGEND.
We all know Danny's shower is just a leaky pipe, and the kitchen his shower leakes into is that bit of uneven floor thats prone to growing mushrooms.
Showering in the morning makes sense for 3 reasons. 1: My beard gets matted all night, and the shower revives it. 2: I sweat in bed at night, so it gets me clean right before I go out. 3: It wakes me up gently, and gets the sleep out of my eyes.
Even if I take a shower before bed the beard and just needing to wake up is definitely why I shower in the morning
I agree. Don't they say 2 litres of sweat a night?!
Defintely got to shower that off !
Can't we have both?
@@overtlybiased my lady takes like 3 per day... 👍 #firstworldproblems
@@overtlybiased Honestly it depends where you live. I live on the edge of the desert in Australia and water restrictions and limited water used are a thing. You can get fined if you go over your quota.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how much of Sam's hard drive must now be full of random nonsense just so he can pepper it between -clips of Simon mispronouncing things- segments of the original footage.
Absolute Legend.
I refuse to stop cleaning my ears with cotton buds. I'm careful when doing it, if I bust my eardrum it's my own fault. I don't clean them on any specific regular schedule, just as and when needed. Feels nice.
My ears get itchy from wax so I know what you mean.
My ear canal has an inside diameter that is much larger than a Q-Tip™ and I never push it in that far anyway. Not trying to start a debate, just putting my own reply out there. Cheers! 🙂
List of subjects Simon dares not talk about:
- North Korea
- Chiropractors
I think we found Blaze Boy's kryptonite: Kim Jong Un cracking his back
Does the NK cut expose the proclivity of North Koreans to actually be chiropractors? We need answers!
Ngl just spit our my coke
Edit: columbian ofc
Brain blaze implosion... top ten of shocking North Korean Chiropractor anecdotes from defectors. I'd definitely watch that.
Simon doesn't talk about vaginas either. So Kim Jong un cracking his back before a good fuck session. 🤔
I dont like assassination or law suits.
8:25 - Chapter 1 - You are cleaning your dirty ears wrong
14:25 - Mid roll ads
17:20 - Chapter 2 - You are stocking up your beer fridge wrong
20:25 - Chapter 3 - You are playing Monopoly wrong
26:20 - Chapter 4 - Your reheated tea is getting cold
28:35 - Chapter 5 - You are showering wrong
32:25 - Chapter 6 - You even breathe wrong
Anybody else just wanting a super cut of all of Simons ADHD off topic ramblings 😂
That would be like a 24-hour clip. *clears calendar*
Omfg I'd pay good $😂
I think we all agree that we, the Blazers, would love a chiropractic episode now.
Me too.
@@brainblaze6526 Simon's lawyer: *puppy_saying_FUCK.gif*
Yes, please :D but also I kind of fear it'll end up as North Korea part 2, never to be released 😂
I don't get the hesitation. I've been slagging off chiros for years and noth
THAT WOULD BE EPIC. I am constantly telling my wife what ****'s these *****'s are!
There is no way the Soviets wouldn’t have killed Hitler’s dog when they got into the fuhrerbunker. Also, Danny needs to write a book. 10/10 I would buy it
Pretty sure we've been training for that since wolfenstein
Woah! They're professional soldiers not american police officers...
@@StigmataTickles ironically im in mpls lol
Dasvidaniya, Blondi.
@@StigmataTickles Jesus. They kill less than 15 ppl a year that are innocent.
Try finding another country with those stats…where people can enjoy the freedoms provided by the US.
Poor thing
OMG, "That Regular ass Toothbrush" 10:25 had me litterally Laugh out Loud 🤣 hope you enjoyed your trip factboi^^
The biggest thing for me in the last Years was the use of "Tetrapack" milk/juice boxes!
you are suppost to have the opening "ontop" when pouring, not below, so no "blobs" but steady flow! 😁
I know qtips aren't supposed to go in ears, but I don't care, it feels too good
Try aiming the shower head just so you get one stream richt in there 🤤
@@rodepet then I end up with an ear infection no thanks. Some of us have to wear earplugs in the shower bc of sensitive ears. They’re annoying but it’s better then my ear clogged and hurting.
This! I hate the feeling of anything in my nose and ears so I will continue to gently swab my ears 👂🏼
@@Sweetkaos26 They do make an Ear wax removal tool with a camera. It's about the size of a pen, maybe a little bigger and the handle is the width of a men's Gillette shaver. It taper's off half way and you have a small silicone piece,the camera and a light. You download the app and you can see where the wax is and you can make sure you don't go too far or take out too much wax (you do need to keep some in your ears). It is gentle and the silicone pieces are gentle and thin so it is also easy to clean. Even the charger is small. I like mine.
Idk what I love more Danny's overly long intros or how much they annoy Simon xD
"annoy"
I'm a stocker. I love having to tag individual products. Oh, boxes of lipsticks that need price tags and anti-theft stickers? These boxes and I are getting comfortable on the floor with a Simon podcast!
I'd bet a lot of that 10% is used for makeup, Q-Tips are great for touch ups, and they're especially helpful for wiping away miss drawn lines and smudges.
Helps with painting models for the same reasons.
I use them to go ocd on my keyboard. Sometimes canned air just doesn't seem like enough.
I'm still waiting for Danny's magnum opus: the BB script which is 100% intro with Simon not realizing it until the very end.
Blaze Boy, you have referenced the Korea Cut so much you must release it
He's just building the anticipation of it so much that it's becoming an epic in its own right
Right! I'd use Patreon to see that one 😅
@@eugenerodriguezsolis7534 nooooooo don't tell him that! I'm going to have to sell myself to support my patreon habits
I learned that trick about beer cases at a liquor store, where we ringed our own 6 packs from cases. We would race each other with stacks and stacks... we had too much fun making nearly no money 😂
It doesn’t matter whether you shower in the morning or at night. That said, there is good reason for each no matter which time you choose.
If you have a hard time sleeping at night due to apnea or allergies, according to my ex’s doctor it is best to shower at night to wash off allergens that accumulate in your hair during the day.
But your body rids itself of toxins and heals itself at a faster rate when we sleep than it does when we are awake (Sources are several Biology teachers). So if you want to wash off the night’s byproducts and wastes excreted in our sweat during our sleep a morning shower is best.
I don’t get bored in the shower anymore. For the past 4 years, I’ve had a set up where I can watch UA-cam IN the shower. SOOO much better! What did I ever do without it?
Same, I watch the pbs newshour. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
Just get clean and get out like a normie?
Probably things you shouldn’t confess to in a UA-cam comment section lol
Thanks for helping me deal with my depression and putting a smile on my face. BISSINESS BLAZE ROCKS
There’s stories from the G.I,s that liberated the camps, and they said the part that really pushed them over the edge was killing the dozens of Guard dogs because the had been trained to kill and maim people on command. If that doesn’t underscore the absolute horror of war I don’t know what does.
Stratego was my fav board game. Who remembers that one?
According to the Wikipedia article on Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg - often shortened to Lake Chaubunagungamaug, or known to the English settlers / Americans in the area as just Webster Lake:
"The lake's name comes from Loup, an Algonquian language, and is often said to mean, "Fishing Place at the Boundaries-Neutral Meeting Grounds". A more fitting translation is "lake divided by islands", according to anthropologist Ives Goddard."
I hope someone who's good at audio mixing remixes Simon's beatboxing and raps over it.
As I write this at 3:10 PM EDT on Wednesday, October 27, there's no link in the description for "Into the Shadows." You're gonna make me hunt this shit down manually!? I CAN'T HANDLE SUCH PRESSURE
I thought my training as an opera singer was useless since I only sing at home now. However, after being able to feel a second of smugness about breathing correctly (around 34 minutes in), I totally think it was 15 years well spent now! 😆
I felt the same smugness. Though, I learned it smoking pot. I take much bigger tokes than when I started lmao.
Took a break from UA-cam and honestly thought brain blaze was just another new channel for simon. Hes got a new one every month.
Hitachi makes neck and back massageers. They have warnings about not putting them wet places lol.
Sam, that tooth brush bit with the "previously on brain blaze".
That was good. Muuuuah! (Chef kiss)
Also thank you for throwing in some new fresh memes into the video.
Good on Danny, getting some revenge on Simon for keeping him locked in the basement by pre-mocking Simon’s pronunciations.
Time to blaze up once again... Thank you Simon
Thats is how i already fill my fridge with beer, but yeah, i did work in a combo restaurant/pub and the bar girls bought me beer if i did their shelf stocking for them. Good deal.
what do I use cotton buds for?
Cleaning. usually dip them in IPA or Mentholated spirits, and wipe electronics, or model train wheels with it.
or dip it in oil and lubricate delicate parts of model trains, and stuff like that.
Ive been using q tips to clean inside my ears my entire life, never had any problems. Idk how you can even hear anything if you never clean your ears out, mine get annoying if i dont clean them at least once or twice a week. Dont jam them in, obviously. And don't do it while walking or riding a bike, probably. You can feel when the q tip touches the eardrum, you gently do it. Easy peasy.
OMG! This is your best episode ever! You all worked so well together! Please bring more like this! Awesome writing by Danny, Excellent reading/commentary by Simon and wonderful memes from Sam. If you're ever doing a live show LMK and I'll show up!
Simon: Glorious Glorious profit.
Me: *Picturing Simon as a Ferengi*
I'd actually pay to see that.
Simon dressed as a ferengi blazing about ferengi !
He does have the right hairstyle!
I use a tips to detail car interiors, like inside the vents and in little cracks you can't quite reach with a toothbrush.
I actually have an issue where my body creates excess sebum, and due to that i dont naturally lose earwax when i sleep or when im in the shower
When i went to meps last time for military enlistemnt they had to check my ears, but i got deferred for an hour so they could scrape and clear the inside of my ears because my eardrum was not visible with their scope.it took 20 minutes of scraping to allow 30 minutes of soaking my inner ear in a solution so that it would be loose enough for a 10 minute scraping to get a chunk of earwax out so large i could made a candle outta it
I do like how you can literally see the multiverse of Simon with his add for his other channel at the end...
Totally different posture, tone, mannerisms... Multiverse Simon
Eva's father strongly opposed the entire relationship between her and Hitler. And on that note. I swear I was just thinking about how brain blaze needs to mention Hitler more often
Holy Heck, Simon said something moderatly positive about a dog.. He is growing, right before our eyes....
Lolol...
Danny just trolled the F*CK outta Simon! HAha!
Simon! That thing with the cans, finally! I always thought it was obvious but never met anyone who did it that way besides myself. Even working in bar/nightclubs people loaded cans 1 at a time while I loaded 1 case at a time. Even after I showed them!
I am going to take a stand and agree with Simon over Danny. The reason is I do my shaving in the shower face, head and body. If I shave at night I will wake up with a scruff that gets worse as the day goes on. In addition I feel refreshed and ready to start the day after a nice morning shower! Plus I feel dirty all day without my morning shower. This comes in a category that no one asked me about my bathing hygiene, but I still went ahead and decided to write it anyways! The other way to solve this massive argument instead of being team morning and team evening shower, you can also shower both in the evening and morning! It's not illegal or immoral to shower twice a day!
You're not agreeing with Simon though? He showers at night, too. Like his wife.
And it's debatable if showering twice a day isn't "immoral". States like Utah and California for example ask their inhabitants to only shower for 6 minutes a day to conserve water.
@@chesh1rek1tten Fuck that noise! I'll shower for as long as I bloody want to! LOL
I love how consistent this channel puts up vids. Biz Blaze is one of my favorite things to drink to.
I feel like here in America nobody ever hears anything about Prague anymore. Simon is a reminder that it still exists, lol.
I'm American, cotton swabs work great in some tighter spots to get when cleaning a few firearms Simon
The orange properties in Monopoly are good for statistical reasons as opposed to raw financial ones, with two dice they are the most probable to be landed on.
I would like to hear Danny's take on this. In June 1951, a pair of German soldiers from the Wehrmacht were reportedly found alive after being trapped inside a military bunker at Babie Doły for six years. They were the only survivor from a group of six who had been inside an underground storehouse when the entrance was dynamited by the retreating German Army. Alps the Tsar tank please Danny!!!!
I bet there is a high correlation between people watching Into the Shadows and buying the Keep Danny shirt. Free Danny buyers are definitely Mega Projects people.
I...I can't tell if "mega projects people" is an insult or not
I basically shower at night on the one hand to sleep clean, but on the other because I cannot motivate myself out of bed early enough to shower in the morning anyway
Heh.
Simon: "The Russians wouldn't have shot Hitler's dog."
*United States's ATF has entered the chat*
Hard to know the ATF raids bc of all the flash bangs and 9 bangers going off
AH ! yes the ATF (or AFT has sleepy joe would say) notorious for shooting dogs, did you see their post on the internationals puppys day ?
@@loicduchange4429 I did, definitely not tactful with the fact they are really notorious for executing pets.
@@dndandme3219 puppys that is the AFT hasn't shot any kittens yet (or at least that we know of)
@@loicduchange4429 I kind of wonder if "AFT" isn't a Freudian slip on Joe's part, with the way the agency is retconning all the rules all the time.
Cotton swabs dipped in 91% isopropyl alcohol work well for cleaning the stems and other odd places on water pipes and other fine glass inhalation apparatuses
Wtf did I read.
Simon, I want your shirt, I want to show my support for keeping Danny locked in the Blazement
31:40
That's is a real struggle FR FR 😩
Long showers and doing it daily are the single greatest thing in existence
but I also have sensitive skin, so I have to carefully balance the need for showers, my love for showers and me not wanting itchy skin.
Sam adding a JoJo reference through the magic of editing added years to my life.
"regular ass toothbrush" made me fall off my chair. Sweet Jesus that was the greatest joke ever
Sam has been doing great with the Brennan clips from @CollegeHumor
Stocking the shelves isn't the best job at a supermarket. My job was. I was on a team of 3 people that worked solely in the back room. We'd unload the semi(s), then cut open each box of product, price each item within, then place them on palates in accordance to the aisle they belonged to. Didn't have to deal with customers at all. Only the stockers, who came in a couple hours after we got started. Sweet gig! It paid my entire 4 year tuition to college, plus some!
I fucking love Simon!
Especially his outbursts they are a thing of beauty and quite literally legendary! 🤣
I just came across this video and I was so interested to hear about the breathing. A few years ago I had noticed that my body naturally shifted to breathing from my diaphragm especially when laying down and I kept thinking it was odd and kept trying to correct it. Finding out that its actually a better way of breathing I kind of feel silly for forcing myself to change how I breathed. I am so glad to learn this is entirely normal and efficient.
I give major props to Simon's wife.
Life on tangent. 😂
She’s probably from Prague and doesn’t get his British humour lol
I've never understood showering in the morning instead of at night. But maybe because I work construction. Going to bed covered in dirt, dust, sweat, fiberglass, caulking, glue, and God knows what else is a huge no.
I’m finding myself bursting out laughing at the meme’s lately, especially the “HA!!...GAAAAAY” 😂🤣😂
Bruuuuuhhhhhhh that shizz was funny af.
I use cotton swabs to touch up my nail varnish (basically I'm not good at applying it, so I just slap it on and use the cotton swab to fix it).
Simon saying Czech Republic is his home country is the reason he won't get knighted one day
The same reason he can make edgy jokes without being arrested for offending people. England is turning into an orwellian nightmare.
Learned about belly breathing in choir and in therapy to deal with anxiety. Thought it was a bit more common knowledge, but nothing really surprises me anymore lol. I also sometimes quit belly breathing because growing up as a girl I was taught to keep my stomach sucked in to look as slim as I could. Which is really sad looking back on it.
Judging by the intro alone I'm assuming Simon has a new channel coming where he's just beatboxing the entire time.
He mentioned maybe starting a War channel on a recent Geographics video. The expansion is unstoppable!
A lot of photographers use cotton swabs to clean the outside of the camera, because cleaning all the dirt off of the outside helps stave off the inevitable cleaning of the inside of the camera. I assume a lot of the official uses for swabs are small mechanical equipment?
They're pretty nice for if you want to thoroughly clean PC components, especially fan blades.
Simon Whistler is an anagram to "Hitler Swims On"
Every time Simon talks about casually being able to just go to a hospital, an American dies a little.
And u would think they would wise up...never mind demonrats having complete. Control of both houses and presidency more than 3/4 the time and they did nothing...
One would think the public would realize ITS JUST THE CARROT THEY.DANGLE IN FRONT OF U..THEY AINT GONNA DO IT BECAUSE CONGRESS IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY BIG PHARMA AND BIG MEGA HOSPTIAL MONEY...WAKE UP
@@sislertx I thought that they were purchased by big oil and the big three auto grifters and big social media and of course, we can't forget Koch brothers minus one. The republikkkans just destroy everything as they are owned by big end-timers (evangelical xtians) as well as all the buyers listed above.
And today we learn that Simon does stupid things like scratching the inside of his ear with an Apple Pencil. Big brain indeed.
Literally read the comment as he hits the tangent lol
I stopped putting cotton buds in my ear when I did it once and pulled it out lacking the cotton. I then suffered for over a year with a blocked ear until after a total of about 18 months, I finally popped out a giant solid ball of wax, held together by cotton.
I now clean the inside of my ear by scrapping it with the back end of a pair of metal tweezers, it's just the perfect shape, and the edges are just pronounced enough to scrape the wax off.
Damn, got here so early that I see Danny being fed mushrooms from the basement corner.
I keep turning these at work then I don't even pay attention & have to watch again when I get home! Plus for Simon! 👋😁👍
The CEO Brennan clips are a great addition to the meme repertoire.
Yeah i thought the same thing xD
They just need to delve into the college humor/d20 archives and there will be so many clips they could use to mess with Simon
Totally agree that evening showering > morning showering. I used to shower in the morning, put gel in my hair, then go to a job where I was on my feet all day, getting sweaty and dirty. Then go to bed sweaty, dirty, with gelled hair on my pillow. I justified the morning shower as "I wake up feeling so dirty!" This genius didn't figure out why until his early thirties.
As someone who's name is actually Iva, I definitely panicked when Danny corrected the pronunciation of Eva.
That toothbrush thing reminds me of the vibrating tool they use to remove bubbles from wet concrete. What could Simon possibly be referring to?
I fell asleep while watching and dreamed that Simon stores his children in tiny drawers under his bed. What?
Love the beer and microwave tips...gonna definitely use these weekly
Simon doesn’t know a thing about Eva Braun. *goes to find out if he did an Eva Braun video for Biographics*
I find it mildly surprising that Fact Boi has not made one on her (as of yet). I'd still prefer the NK cut first...
Into the Shadows is bad ass!! I highly suggest it to anyone who likes Brain Blaze.
Also what's this rumor I heard about a new Channel that would focus on major, historical battles and conflicts?
I hope Danny and Sam get to be a part of that. 😃
"Exploitation, begins at home." - Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Danny is the hero in this video.......again.......LEGEND
And SAM comes in to DESTORY
Two anime references within the first 10 minutes. Might Sam be one of us weebs? XD
Whenever I see doctors and they do the ear checking thing. They're amazed at why my ears are always so clean. And that's because I tell them I use AQ tip but I do it in a very careful certain way every single time. They give me a lecture about not doing it. And I'm like yeah, but if I don't It will build up to the point I probably won't be able to hear anything, and I don't wanna have to have some weird shit Squirted in my ear to like flush it all out. When I can do it once a day after a nice hot shower. That's why I don't like doctors, they don't really listen to you I was like trying to get my one family doctor to give me papers. So I can get an X-ray on my back neck and like my whole lower back and everything like up to a neck, I did something it felt horrible every day. I wasn't so much pain and he refused to and every single time said. I'm not giving you pain pills. And then i'd have to say I don't want that today I want. Pills no I ask for these because I want to know what's going on now, if you didn't said that I wanna know why it hurts. What can I do to fix it like what if I need surgery and then he finally did it, and this was like the seventh time of asking and at the end it's like I'm still not giving you pain bills, and that's when I was like shut the fuck up. I don't want pain pills and like. It looks like left really pissess off. And the results came back and i had 4 healed fractures he did this when i shattered my foot like i kicked a box of stuffed animals to prove a point i can i cam kick someones head just over 6ft as im 5'11 and i came down with too much force and omfg the pain 4 of my 5 toes broke 2 heel break along with acouple fractures my foot is twice the size nearly solid purple there was some yellow and he pressed on spots causes me to scream in pain then THEN THE STUPIDEST THING WAS SAID CAN YOU MOVE YOUR TOES? YES I CAN BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY'RE NOT BROKEN SO WE LEFT AND WENT THE HOSPITAL FOR 5 HOURS AND THEY WERE SHOCKED I WAS ABLW TO WALK LET ALONE PUT PRESSURE ON IT AND I HAD TO GET 3 SURGERIES TO PUT IN A PLATE IN AND 2 THIN BARS THAT LOOK LIKE BOOK MARKS THAT WENT ACROSS AND HOLD THEM TOGERHER LOL THEN RIGHT AS IM LEAVING COPS STOP ME AND ASK OH WHAT HAPPWNED AND I SAID I KICKED A BOX JUST OVER SIX FEET IN AIR BUT BROUGHT MY FOOT DOWN TO HARD AND HIT ANOTHER BOX OF HARDCOVER BOOKS THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME AND THOUGHT I WAS HELD AND TORTURED -_- LOL TURNS OUT IT WAS SOMEONE THAT HAD A SIMILAR LAST NAMES MINES SPELLED AS WICKLUND AND THERES WAS WICKLAND SO THAT WAS FUN HAVING TO GO FROM BRAKING MY FOOT BADLY TO SURGERY TO BEING QUESTIONED IDK HOW LONG IT WAS CASUE I SAT AT THE HOSPITAL TILL THE SURGERY WAS READY AS IT WASNT BUSY FOR ONCE AS ITS USUALLY SOO BUSY I WAS HAVING SEIZURES AND AND WAS IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR HOURS LOL ID BE SITTING THERE THEN ID COME TO SUPER CONFUSED SURROUNDED BY PARAMEDICS ASKING STUFF I DIDNT UNDERSTAND AT FIRST ANORHER TIME I BUSTED MY EYE WIDE OPEN THEN ALSO FELL OFF THE CHAIR AGAIN AND HAVE A NICE 4 INCH LONG SCAR LOL RHEY FINALLY GOT ME IN DID BLOOD TESTS AFTER GIVINF ME ANTI SEIZURE MEDS AND SOME ATIVANS THEY DONT KNOW WHY IT HAPPENED EITHER AND ITS HAPPENED 4 YEARS IN A ROW AND ITS ONLY 12ISH DAYS AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER TIME IT HAPPENED IS HOPE I DONT GET A 5TH YEAR
Surely the main thing Danny did wrong was meet up with Simon without a bodyguard all those years ago. #freedanny