The Most Straightforward Medical Case Ever?

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  • @OGBennyGoat
    @OGBennyGoat 2 роки тому +7465

    The weirdest part is that you'll be thinking of the straight forward PT for the rest of your life. It could be years later and you'll wake up in cold sweat convinced you missed something cause nothing that good to be true.

    • @KinDiedYesterday
      @KinDiedYesterday 2 роки тому +283

      Always that moment where you rethink.. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IT CANT BE PERFECT. I think it's called fuckening or something

    • @telioty
      @telioty Рік тому +56

      H Pylori though is a very simple and clear problem though. Occam's razor of the simplest solution would come in here.

    • @AnimeFan-wd5pq
      @AnimeFan-wd5pq Рік тому +92

      ⁠@@KinDiedYesterdaygotta hate when you wake up in a cold sweat from the fuckening

    • @superslash7254
      @superslash7254 Рік тому +100

      That's how my doctors always feel about the fact my heart's basically underclocked by half and my blood pressure's so low it's more like blood suggestion.

    • @shanellemurrey9300
      @shanellemurrey9300 Рік тому +48

      @@superslash7254🤣 blood suggestion

  • @waffles3629
    @waffles3629 2 роки тому +11275

    "Aaaaannndddd we're back"
    That got me

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae 2 роки тому +23151

    i- uh, I'm not a doctor,, but I feel like maybe we should've started with the coding patient? 😳😅😂

    • @RafaelMonteiroMaia
      @RafaelMonteiroMaia 2 роки тому +5168

      But then the skit wouldn't have been as funny.

    • @Doc_Schmidt
      @Doc_Schmidt  2 роки тому +7747

      Details, details

    • @rickysanowara8254
      @rickysanowara8254 2 роки тому +1488

      No.. Not before the attending has his morning coffee.. The resident value his life that much

    • @Katzie7
      @Katzie7 2 роки тому +815

      The coding case is actually not that urgent from a GI perspective... if you can't ROSC then there's nothing GI can do anyway. He's not stable enough for an EGD.

    • @rickysanowara8254
      @rickysanowara8254 2 роки тому +164

      @@Katzie7 who's gonna stabilize the patient? ER doctors ;)

  • @Stopthisrightnow560
    @Stopthisrightnow560 2 роки тому +300

    Quite often I've been that patient that's super straight forward- recently broke my nose twice without damaging my septum whatsoever- and the surgeons were like, ".... Nice. You can go." 😂😂

  • @joannadabrowska6755
    @joannadabrowska6755 2 роки тому +1235

    The fun starts when hemoglobin is lower than INR 😅

    • @valerianaranjocruz25
      @valerianaranjocruz25 2 роки тому +65

      That's called death.... yeah, that's called death alright

    • @sakethballa36t
      @sakethballa36t 2 роки тому +19

      @@valerianaranjocruz25 hopefully just supratherapeutic INR 😭

    • @MayuraVyamsaka
      @MayuraVyamsaka 2 роки тому +60

      That moment when the INR = haemoglobin = potassium = bicarb = pCO2 = lactates...

    • @seeker296
      @seeker296 2 роки тому +14

      @@MayuraVyamsaka oh lord

    • @susanboyd6592
      @susanboyd6592 2 роки тому +22

      Who said it was quiet on the floor? We tar and feather them at shift change.

  • @BrotherKnowledge.
    @BrotherKnowledge. 2 роки тому +3040

    Me while listening to the end: "Damn. Sounds like dude is about to code."
    Doc: "He's actively coding."
    Me: "Nailed it." 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @0gamesessed224
      @0gamesessed224 2 роки тому +28

      What’s coding?

    • @BrotherKnowledge.
      @BrotherKnowledge. 2 роки тому +206

      @@0gamesessed224
      "Code" is a term we use in medicine, almost like a slang of sorts, to refer to a patient who's heart has stopped beating for whatever reason.
      When a person's heart has stopped, we call that Cardiac Arrest. There is an algorithm of sorts that we (I'm a Paramedic, but this applies to all of us) utilize to treat a patient in cardiac arrest. We learn this algorithm in a class called ACLS (Advanced Cardiac Life Support). And the "Final test" of that course is called a "Mega Code." So we use the second term as a shorthand or slang when treating a cardiac arrest.
      So a patient coding basically means that a patient is in cardiac arrest and we are treating it using ACLS.
      (Also in hospitals specifically, they have a lot of different type of Codes. Code Pink, Code Blue, Code Red, etc., etc. Code Blue is also cardiac arrest. So the term "code" or "coding" can also be considered shorthand for Code Blue as well.)

    • @JGHFunRun
      @JGHFunRun 2 роки тому +58

      @@BrotherKnowledge. oh so not a programmer joke lol

    • @יאירליבנה-פ8ח
      @יאירליבנה-פ8ח Рік тому +40

      ​@@BrotherKnowledge. What a detailed response! You are awesome! Thank youuuu

    • @BrotherKnowledge.
      @BrotherKnowledge. Рік тому +9

      @@יאירליבנה-פ8ח
      😁 You're welcome! 😁

  • @DarkWolf22k
    @DarkWolf22k 2 роки тому +58

    There's always that one guy who absorbs all the good symptoms... And kills the people around him... Like a vampire

  • @elberethreviewer5558
    @elberethreviewer5558 2 місяці тому +7

    "Annnnd we're back." Is one of the most accurate things ever for most of us who spend our day solving problems.

  • @shannellwhy6639
    @shannellwhy6639 2 роки тому +337

    Your videos are helping me enter and enjoy my 50’s! I used to see A doctor maybe twice a year and now I see SEVERAL doctors at least 3 times a month! And I’m trying to calm myself and prepare for my endoscopy and colonoscopy combo next month!

    • @Doc_Schmidt
      @Doc_Schmidt  2 роки тому +106

      You’re going to do great!

    • @emilmarcu2056
      @emilmarcu2056 Рік тому +8

      You're going to do great🤣🤣

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 Рік тому +4

      Isn't a colonoscopy a type of endoscopy? What's the other type you're having? Gastroscopy?

    • @girlinterrupted2625
      @girlinterrupted2625 Рік тому +7

      I’ve had both and they aren’t scary at all. The colonoscopy and the pooping all day does suck but it doesn’t hurt. This is coming from the most panicky person ever😅

    • @flxmkr
      @flxmkr Рік тому +3

      You’ll have no problem with the colonoscopy. Like everyone says, “You’ll do great!” You’ll be asleep (and hopefully won’t wake up until after they yank out the pipe…some people aren’t so lucky).
      What they DON’T mention is the prep. Yeah. You’ll need to take off work the day-before. And try to look now for gatorades that do not contain red. We went everywhere trying to find some.
      Oh! Get an instant pot and learn how to make bone broth! You can drink clear bone broth, and home made is the BEST!!
      Have fun! [edit: on learning to make bone broth, I mean]

  • @il0stthegam3
    @il0stthegam3 2 роки тому +556

    That´s like me writing a patients cancer history and seeing that there are no secondary diagnoses and no very old examination results hinting at cancer. With the programm we use they take forever to type in ^^*

  • @BassBoostingBrony
    @BassBoostingBrony 2 роки тому +250

    the last line just let me burst into laughter. Fking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @KristenRowenPliske
    @KristenRowenPliske 2 роки тому +15

    The proper response upon hearing about the second patient is , “Oh, sh*t.”
    You know you’re probably not gonna get a lunch break with this guy.

    • @nsr-ints
      @nsr-ints 20 днів тому

      Ooookay, who said quiet in the ward again?

  • @thedev-yani
    @thedev-yani 2 роки тому +315

    Ugh... This reminds me of my childhood.. dinner table.. and my doctor family starts talking about poo of a patient and how it looked.. reason why i became an engineer.

    • @KristenRowenPliske
      @KristenRowenPliske 2 роки тому +32

      My mom is a retired RN. She worked at the county hospital in Houston which had a jail ward. Dinner time was full of stories like that, too. So I became a nurse, too. Took my husband a while to get used to that kind of talk. Lol

    • @thedev-yani
      @thedev-yani 2 роки тому +10

      @@KristenRowenPliske that's amazing. I wish I had that kind of motivation too. But i just fell in love with Tech so much, couldn't get myself back to my heritage.
      Thank you for your amazing work.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 2 роки тому +10

      Im an RN and my bf wont even poo or fart in the same room..im working on it lol i broke the brown ice 😘

    • @thedev-yani
      @thedev-yani 2 роки тому +1

      @@dana102083 LoL...

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 2 роки тому +7

      I sometimes feel bad for my kids. My mom, stepmom, ex-wife & I are all nurses. Don't think any of my kiddos will end up in the medical field.

  • @Testsubject99807
    @Testsubject99807 2 роки тому +46

    Simple start with a complex finish!

  • @blackgirlmagic9827
    @blackgirlmagic9827 11 місяців тому +2

    This is exactly why Doctor have 100% of my respect

  • @mungbean345
    @mungbean345 Рік тому +20

    As somebody dealing with some of those GI issues, thanks for reminding me that there's not necessarily a completely catastrophic, hard to treat reason. I'll face my upcoming tests with less dread now!

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 9 місяців тому +5

      Yeah GI bleeds suck. I do have liver and kidney failure caused by alcohol.
      The first time I had one it was a blood bath. Thank God I was in the bathroom. Like someone turned on a faucet of blood though, and didn't shut it off.
      Think I had like 6 transfusions the first night.
      One thing about me that drives medical nuts is my blood pressure. I can get down to like 64/40 or something like that. Low sixties for the number, and be completely coherent.
      What sucks when that happens is they will send basically a SWAT team of doctors and nurses into your room, and surround your bed. Then the doctor will talk to you like you are insane asking simple questions.
      I get it, but it is like I haven't slept in days. Maybe my BP will go up if you let me get some, or let me walk around the hospital.

    • @Elladril
      @Elladril 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah 99% of the time it’s something that’s gonna go away on its own, be treatable with medication, or worst case require some simple outpatient fix that’ll only have you miss one day of work and probly get some fun meds out of it.

  • @anandkalra
    @anandkalra 2 роки тому +98

    Lol "he's actively coding right now"

  • @LucieCornelia
    @LucieCornelia 2 роки тому +60

    Finally something I've heard of.
    Hemophilia, the Royal disease

    • @lilyrosepunkunicorm9871
      @lilyrosepunkunicorm9871 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @JohnDoe-pe3it
      @JohnDoe-pe3it 2 роки тому +7

      First time I've heard someone refer to hemophilia as the one thing in a list they ARE familiar with lol

    • @suvikhyasiingh
      @suvikhyasiingh Рік тому

      🏅

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 Рік тому +5

      ​@@JohnDoe-pe3itit is used as an example to teach 12th grade bio direction students hereditary diseases in my country, so many know of it

  • @komikbookgeek
    @komikbookgeek 2 роки тому +20

    "He's actively coding."
    "And we're back."

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki Рік тому +1

    "Aaaaaaaand we're back."
    My stomach hurts lol.

  • @rameenfatima9798
    @rameenfatima9798 2 роки тому +57

    I still watch this even tho i don't understand any of this 😂

  • @Mercado99
    @Mercado99 Рік тому +1

    As a recovering addict i just wanted to say i really appreciate the part where his only concern is cirrhosis, not sht talking the patient. It's so important for us to be honest about that stuff so we can be treated correctly medically. But often results in attitude, judgment, talking behind our backs and more. And for some that can be deadly bc they then avoid getting care when they need it

  • @LC-bc2gb
    @LC-bc2gb 2 роки тому +5

    Lmaooo the "aaaand we're back" 😂 he's like uhhh maybe start with that one next time 😂😂

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq 6 місяців тому +1

    It must always be a breath of fresh air when you have a straightforward case. And then you take in that deep inhale of smaug as you get back into the swing of things.

  • @jb-dk2xn
    @jb-dk2xn 2 роки тому +38

    Casually saying he's actively coding reminds me if walking casually with a dr friend up to medical and walking in just as the nurses were defibing a patient 😅

    • @orangew3988
      @orangew3988 2 роки тому +9

      Ahhh nurses are like that. If no one has kicked off by early afternoon, we like to start shocking patients just to make the day go faster.

    • @flxmkr
      @flxmkr Рік тому

      @@orangew3988Hey! You have something in common with my husband…before he retired! He was a cop.

  • @sophiewoods21
    @sophiewoods21 Місяць тому

    I love this style video! I'm an LPN and applying to med school and this fast-action back and forth of them trying to diagnose/rule out for the first pt is super helpful review medically! Then the joke with the second pt was the best comedic relief haha!!

  • @59Schnauzermom
    @59Schnauzermom 2 роки тому +4

    I love you guys, I can only imagine my husbands doctors had several conversations like this. He had NASH, has several EGD's, several blood transfusions, liver and kidney transplant . He live 2 years post transplant.

  • @VanessaScrillions
    @VanessaScrillions Рік тому +2

    My hemoglobin was at 2.4 last year. This was a couple months after I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. My gastro was very blase about my Dx so when I was still losing blood and couldn't walk very far and was in pain all the time I just thought I was being a baby. I did tell her about all this but she just shrugged it off. My SO finally convinced me to go to the ER and they immediately admitted me

  • @emmagrace8938
    @emmagrace8938 2 роки тому +1

    The casual tone of “he’s actively coding” killed me 💀😂🤣

  • @glltch7662
    @glltch7662 Рік тому +1

    "I like your funny words magic man"

  • @ameliacatlover1985
    @ameliacatlover1985 2 роки тому +24

    I can see why the second guy is coding and hemoglobin of 2.4 holy hell

  • @19Aspirin81
    @19Aspirin81 Рік тому

    Gold. Emotional rollercoaster

  • @mikaylastrong7622
    @mikaylastrong7622 Рік тому +1

    8 yrs ago, I lost my husband to a variceal bleed in his esophagus that may have been fixed had cardiology taken him off blood thinners for a week. Gastro couldn't cauterize the veins, and he projectile vomited blood until he died. Battling clinics are the worst.

  • @auntiem873
    @auntiem873 6 місяців тому +1

    Lead with the most serious cases first!!

  • @shadowxgaming4247
    @shadowxgaming4247 Рік тому +2

    My mother had a severe gastrointestinal bleed/ulcer (in duodenum) and the hospital could not figure out the cause.
    Negative for H. Pylori, no NSAIDs or blood thinners for countless years.
    Doctors were stumped. The closest we got to figuring it out was suspecting Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome. But that was quickly ruled out when her gastrin levels were tested and looked average.
    She does have very low iron and low hemoglobin normally. The charts suggested severe malnutrition in many nutrients (especially electrolytes), exceptionally high blood sugar, and faster-than-average clotting (blood type O-).
    The gastroenterologist she saw repeatedly accused her of alcoholism and I believe liver tests indicated moderate liver damage. The kicker is my mother hasn't drunk alcohol in 20+ years.
    Additionally, when I was born, I had considerable overlap with fetal alcohol syndrome despite again, my mother never drinking.
    Members of my mother's family spontaneously died due to sudden gastointestinal bleeding and we still do not know what causes it or how to prevent it
    Honestly a little desperate for even a subtle nudge into a direction we haven't considered if any of you can think of potential causes. We can then explore said suggested potential causes with her doctor

  • @motolumpy1216
    @motolumpy1216 Рік тому +1

    Hey doc, I recently had to go to a GI doctor for cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (thankfully dropped the cannabis and I'm doing very well) and your videos helped me understand what they were looking for and be more comfortable being open and honest with my doctor about all my symptoms, even the ones that are hard to talk about. Thank you for making such great content!

    • @Uhlbelk
      @Uhlbelk 2 місяці тому

      Were you taking lots of hot showers?

  • @centrehill2023
    @centrehill2023 Рік тому

    This is the first I've heard anyone mention Zollinger Ellison syndrome since my grandmother was diagnosed with it a decade ago. I'm so glad someone is at least bringing recognition to it ❤️ it took years till they finally diagnosed my grandmother with this and she suffered horribly.

  • @ETGOTHOME7
    @ETGOTHOME7 Рік тому

    THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OUR DOCTORS!!!!❤

  • @jacyntao
    @jacyntao 2 роки тому +8

    I chuckled out loud at the punch line case 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rileyburger7632
    @rileyburger7632 Рік тому

    I love how calmly he said " he is actively coding

  • @whiterussian7564
    @whiterussian7564 Місяць тому

    So smart. What a blessing.

  • @lisastenzel5713
    @lisastenzel5713 Рік тому

    Watching this over, pausing to read the medical terms I missed verbally,....that guy must be the luckiest dude with that condition ever

  • @Smert44
    @Smert44 2 роки тому +4

    I had the most straightforward case ever. During my intern year i was doing a triage shift in emergency room. Patient came and told me that she has chest pain. And also added that she had pneumothorax couple of years ago and the pain is pretty similar. Her vitals were stable so I sent her to xray immediately. Guess what? She had a subtle pneumothorax. Easiest case ever.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 2 роки тому +1

      Good for you for trusting your patient's words. 🙏💕

  • @kapperbeastYT
    @kapperbeastYT 5 місяців тому +3

    Huh. So that's what my students feel like when i start rambling

  • @SunnyShuklathedoctor
    @SunnyShuklathedoctor Рік тому +4

    The first patient was basically House's nightmare. A patient with nothing? Get it out of my sight

  • @kimkendagor5677
    @kimkendagor5677 2 роки тому

    That second patient has everything!

  • @jacksonhineckin110
    @jacksonhineckin110 2 роки тому +1

    Wish my doctors were this good

  • @msgemini478
    @msgemini478 2 роки тому +47

    Simple straightforward H.Pylori, almost always resistant to the typical treatment courses. And "good" b/p of 100/62 in a pt with baseline HTN. 😂

    • @Uhlbelk
      @Uhlbelk 2 місяці тому

      Not only that but he was out of his medications.

  • @izzyisbusy6274
    @izzyisbusy6274 Рік тому

    I watched this entire thing while not understanding a word yet I'm so intrigued.

  • @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro

    I love medicine! These short skits are great! 😁❤️👋🏽👨🏾‍⚕️

  • @kathyarnold3935
    @kathyarnold3935 5 місяців тому +1

    At 75 years old, I had a gastric bleed. I was on blood thinners and also took Aleve for pain. Started vomiting in the hospital and my blood went down to 4.6.. Had surgery to repair the bleed.
    Was in hospital for 10 days. Came home @ 5.0. FYI: rehab centers won't take you below 7.0.
    Within a month I was at 1 2. 0.
    No blood transfusion. By the way, I do have heart failure. But I only take Tylenol now. 😂❤🎉

  • @apurvbose
    @apurvbose 2 місяці тому +1

    The buildup was worth it. Especially when we always assume the worst possible case

  • @deo3367
    @deo3367 2 роки тому +1

    Me as a nurse switching from being an ICU for the past 7 years and a Covid icu nurse for the last 2 to a med surge nurse again. “Wait… what do you mean he observation? For… wait he is here for BACK PAIN?!? Just a strained muscle!? WTF…. You guys do that down here!?”

  • @TheLegendaryFenix
    @TheLegendaryFenix 2 роки тому

    Hey Doc, I’ve been going through a tough GI time and will be getting an endoscopy tomorrow. I’ve been freaking out as it has impacted all aspects of my life and part of me believes I’ll never get better. But this video made me believe that it might be a simple and straight forward fix and it’s gonna get me through the night. Thank you so much.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 2 роки тому

      Hope youre doing ok today for your procedure. Let us know how youre doing 🙏💕🤗

  • @pennykhamsa4704
    @pennykhamsa4704 Рік тому

    Yeah when a case is just TOO straightforward and easy I always panic over missing something.

  • @BleuWaveyQueen
    @BleuWaveyQueen 2 роки тому

    The way I CACKLED because I am definitely the one thinking the worse case scenario on everything but hoping for the best case scenario 😂😂😂

  • @that1chickinFL
    @that1chickinFL 2 роки тому +2

    When you walk into that room as a nurse and just know... I smell a code coming on

  • @jmcclean7760
    @jmcclean7760 Рік тому

    “…and we’re back” 😂😂😂

  • @driftingdruid
    @driftingdruid Рік тому +1

    felt weird when the nurses called me "boring," but now i understand why they were smiling as they said that...

    • @Piper_____
      @Piper_____ Рік тому +1

      The only thing better than being medically textbook is being medically boring.

  • @ChanceNP
    @ChanceNP 2 роки тому +2

    ROFLMAO. This sounds like a recent conversation I had with my collaborating MD in clinic except the crashing cirrhotic pt came in under his own power. Sent straight to ED after quick assessment. Hgb 4.8. It’s amazing people walk around like that.

  • @emt7474
    @emt7474 Рік тому

    Aaannndddd were back.... I felt that in my soul

  • @tigerheart8731
    @tigerheart8731 6 місяців тому

    My grandfather in law just left the hospital. Went in for severe hallucinations. History of heart attack. Diabetic. Severe anemia with regular transfusion. He had run out of his meds and was severely dehydrated but he wouldn't improve they found two blood clots in his lungs. A hole in his gut and a hole in his large intestine.
    We were terrified

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry Рік тому

    Aaaand we’re back. Thanks for the smile.

  • @connordixon4893
    @connordixon4893 Рік тому

    “I like your funny words magic man”

  • @JackG515
    @JackG515 2 роки тому +3

    Even without the use of the Q word, the natural balance eventually restored itself.

    • @flxmkr
      @flxmkr Рік тому

      Quiet! You don’t want to ruin it for everyone!

  • @toadjones79
    @toadjones79 2 роки тому

    I am stunned by the MEN1 reference.

  • @rellsw02
    @rellsw02 10 місяців тому

    I only understood most of that because my recent gi related hospital visit. Thanks doc

  • @anitadias4668
    @anitadias4668 5 місяців тому

    I'm a straight A studen, hoping & studying to become a doctor (specifically cardiologist, my aunt is one too) in the future, and though most times there are some things I don't get in these type of videos, I try to go ahead and understand what I didn't get before, I always laugh at these videos and really enjoy them:) keep up the good work ❤

  • @MISHA33006
    @MISHA33006 10 місяців тому

    Im not a medical proffessional but i am impressed with myself for understanding a chunk of those words.

  • @breebrat56
    @breebrat56 2 роки тому +3

    Love the koala 🐨 surgical cap! Probably has a great future in a pediatric specialty skit in the near future….. 🤔❤️

  • @1983maya
    @1983maya 2 роки тому

    It's like living so much with bad news that hearing even a slight amount of good news is startling.... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😁😁

  • @MandaRenegade
    @MandaRenegade 6 місяців тому

    Epitome of "got some good news, and some bad news" 😂😂

  • @csunedchic
    @csunedchic 11 місяців тому

    My daughter is in her last year of med school. I feel like i just witnessed a small minute of her day.

  • @vanessablanco4415
    @vanessablanco4415 Рік тому

    I have hemophilia and I can't stress how important it is for providers to be educated!

  • @gypsypath1
    @gypsypath1 Рік тому

    This just made me realize how seldom ER and urgent care staff get to see the “winners” 🙁

  • @diamondidisart5566
    @diamondidisart5566 2 роки тому +1

    H Pyroli was a fucking nightmare to deal with.

  • @justjade3439
    @justjade3439 2 роки тому +9

    Okay, I've got one more reason to why I wanna be an RN:
    So I can better comprehend / relate to these conversations and nursing jokes 😂

  • @owenhelmkamp3535
    @owenhelmkamp3535 3 місяці тому

    During one of my nursing clinicals I had a report like this. Easiest patient ever! I was like dang is super straightforward and easy.

  • @naillacquerlovingnurse
    @naillacquerlovingnurse Рік тому

    I can not tell you how hard I laughed at the end!! It was the sigh for me 😂😂😂

  • @melindasam
    @melindasam 11 місяців тому

    That was great. I can actually relate. I have hemophilia and understand the conversation.

  • @katiesalcedo7740
    @katiesalcedo7740 2 місяці тому

    aand were back" love it!

  • @melaninmonroe007
    @melaninmonroe007 2 роки тому

    Cirrhotic patients are like riding a rollercoaster backwards really, really fast. And you don’t know if they’ve ever done any maintenance on the ride. WoOoOoO!

  • @jeffrey9757
    @jeffrey9757 Рік тому +5

    It's like they have their own language :)

  • @ThomasSchusteck
    @ThomasSchusteck 2 роки тому

    This is so true, one second you think a patient is fine but the next is having something urgent. This was way funny and I did not see this coming, very funny indeed. Kind of remind me having a cigarette outside and talking to another therapist at our Institute years back who was smoking a pipe. His case was all over the place but mostly stable. Yes,, it is looked down upon but a lot of people smoke at our Institute). Mine was a psychotic hallucinating mess with a major undiagnosed OCD AND some weird mood issues no one could diagnose (many have tried). Years ago, now I'm just a lazy medical translator who still performs group sessions when we're understaffed (all the time). Thank you for this video from the bottom of my heart. This will be my favorite medical joke not just this week. Peace out.

  • @gmstrbert2982
    @gmstrbert2982 Рік тому

    As someone that cleans at my local hospital, I heard “GI bleed” and thought “Oh boy, that’s gonna stink up half of the floor they’re on!” I do NOT envy the person that will have to go in and clean up that mess

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma Рік тому

    ,,he's acively coding. "
    Me, imagining the patient on a computer writing a program:

  • @pali897
    @pali897 2 роки тому

    there's a higher chance for a typical disease to present in it's atypical presentation than an atypical disease to present in it's typical presentation

  • @Dudadeen
    @Dudadeen 2 роки тому

    This whole video felt like watching two people speak a foreign language , you pick up one or two words in English but for the most parts ,you are just hearing sounds and words jumbled together

  • @charlescannon2469
    @charlescannon2469 Рік тому +1

    Normal person: Oh no, the patient is actively coding?!?!?!
    Me: So...we might not have to deal with the next patient?

  • @LostSoulsParadoxicalDoctrine

    No idea what was said, but that shows how good the comedy is. I still laughed!

  • @ThePolarBearProductions
    @ThePolarBearProductions Рік тому

    “Aaannnd we’re back”
    Me an ER Tech when I see one of the “Frequent Flyers” on the board and they were assholes last time I saw them.

  • @DunDun-e43
    @DunDun-e43 Рік тому

    And we’re back

  • @deadinside8781
    @deadinside8781 2 роки тому

    God I hope to find such a kind, knowledgeable doctor to monitor my MVP.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 2 роки тому

      I have a connective tissue disorder, EDS and MVP are common..I'm saying this just in case you have other issues that connect your dysfunctional dots, so to speak. I'm still looking for a good neurologist...good luck out there. 🙏🤗

  • @DangleBlampy
    @DangleBlampy Рік тому

    Its skits like this that make me feel a big part of being a doctor is on par with detective work.

  • @bipolarmichiganproblems4838
    @bipolarmichiganproblems4838 11 місяців тому

    I feel like they'd get a call for code before they finish the first conversation

  • @thatonedude1234
    @thatonedude1234 Рік тому

    Loved this episode of House

  • @dandi1887
    @dandi1887 8 місяців тому

    "We will need a biopsy"
    - House, probably

  • @carolynschweitzer7901
    @carolynschweitzer7901 2 роки тому +4

    He’s actively coding. Stayed very calmly and matter-of-factly

  • @rilodasilo
    @rilodasilo 6 місяців тому

    100 systolic still puts me on edge lol

  • @DaMaLoJo
    @DaMaLoJo 2 місяці тому

    I didn't understand a word of this but I still watched it twice