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  • @shaytontiori1030
    @shaytontiori1030 9 місяців тому +2999

    someone dying with chest pain:
    house: casually having a snack in the morgue

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 8 місяців тому +32

      Why not? At least the dead won't try to steal you sandwiches.😋

    • @loranestevens3404
      @loranestevens3404 7 місяців тому +1

    • @patrickgriffitt6551
      @patrickgriffitt6551 7 місяців тому +7

      They don't mind.

    • @FacOmniaAdDeiGlo
      @FacOmniaAdDeiGlo 6 місяців тому +3

      @@patrickgriffitt6551 perfect response to his conscience (aka Wilson)

    • @J-DM
      @J-DM 4 місяці тому +2

      We as fans miss Mr laurie

  • @adamhansen8585
    @adamhansen8585 8 місяців тому +1742

    “If he’s wrong we all forget it, if he’s right he goes out a legend” great line.

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 7 місяців тому +26

      OH MY GOD your not wearing any underwear

    • @BryceLK
      @BryceLK 5 місяців тому +12

      I'm pretty sure that's how Pierce excused himself for calling Abed a terrorist.

  • @goukenslay7555
    @goukenslay7555 7 місяців тому +261

    i love how wide-eyed they both got when the magic kicked in, like they were kids again

  • @cnzhk5925
    @cnzhk5925 10 місяців тому +2307

    "I've heard of your name"
    "Most people have, it's also a noun"😂
    It's like House saying, "Yes, I know I'm brilliant, but I don't need your recognition."
    Essentially, that's who House is. A diagnotican who cures people because he wants to solve the puzzle rather than become famous. We have seen his sensitive, compassionate, and humble side throughout the series. 💞

    • @commandernomad2817
      @commandernomad2817 9 місяців тому +38

      No, its a joke on the fact that his name is literally "house". the joke is, "yes, i know you've heard my name, my name is house, you have used the word house before you met me, the word house can also be a noun because you can "house someone""

    • @erudite126
      @erudite126 9 місяців тому +19

      I love it. House is being arrogant and humble at the same time.

    • @Eric-pn9ml
      @Eric-pn9ml 9 місяців тому +7

      That would be it's use as a verb

    • @oxlip
      @oxlip 8 місяців тому +19

      ​@@commandernomad2817 dude we know, you don't have to explain the joke. we're making the interpretation that house made that joke to prove a point, we're already beyond the base level wordplay. (and "house" in "to house someone" is a verb, not a noun)

    • @TheJimmyStoner
      @TheJimmyStoner 8 місяців тому +5

      This is mainly a callback to Chase, in the early episodes, it was Chases catchphrase that his name was also a verb

  • @TrueSaintly
    @TrueSaintly 10 місяців тому +3186

    Personally, House's most genius move in this video was keeping food in the morgue so it doesn't get snatched from a staff fridge.

    • @marielarsen8800
      @marielarsen8800 10 місяців тому +218

      Except he was snatching it from them and taking it to the morgue to eat it without getting caught. He does have a well-developed elitist dark side.

    • @darrenmcintosh326
      @darrenmcintosh326 9 місяців тому +49

      Someone kept missing their lunch
      They put exlax in a burrito and saw who had diarrhea all day

    • @arcaderdude
      @arcaderdude 9 місяців тому +32

      ​@@darrenmcintosh326the real trick is to eat spicy food, build a tolerance.
      Some employers will get seriously angry if you spike your food with the intention of getting at a food thief, and it can be illegal (im pretty sure it is where i live) however, there is no crime in enjoying some extra fibre.

    • @zacharylove3541
      @zacharylove3541 9 місяців тому +1

      😮

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 8 місяців тому +5

      @marielarsen8800 I guess it’s kind of elitist, but he’s more of a sociopath than anything else

  • @cnzhk5925
    @cnzhk5925 10 місяців тому +983

    Aside from House's brilliant diagnostic mind, I love his sense of humor. "People don't change; for example, I'm going to keep repeating people don't change." I miss this show. Have to watch the House DVD set for the full episodes in this clip.

    • @yaraviera4444
      @yaraviera4444 10 місяців тому

      Oh yes they do
      .some how some way..

    • @blueplanet3026
      @blueplanet3026 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@yaraviera4444 Yes, but the essence of the person and their personality doesn't vary much.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 9 місяців тому +6

      This show is free on roku channel

    • @yaraviera4444
      @yaraviera4444 9 місяців тому +3

      @erronblack308 thanks its a great show..hope you had a very special valentines day..God bless your family. As well friends..truly friends...which are now a day rare to have..

    • @suesykes4878
      @suesykes4878 7 місяців тому +4

      Wish I knew a "House"

  • @vitomcsween974
    @vitomcsween974 10 місяців тому +3218

    Aside from Amber's death, the first case of season 4 was always the most heartbreaking that man hoping his girlfriend would be ok was already dead.

    • @BirdsOfGlass
      @BirdsOfGlass 10 місяців тому +78

      The first case of season 4 was the pilot who hears with her eyes.

    • @zaurabilov
      @zaurabilov 10 місяців тому +118

      @@BirdsOfGlass That was the case of the second episode of the fourth season, man.

    • @BirdsOfGlass
      @BirdsOfGlass 10 місяців тому +38

      @@zaurabilov that's right, I forgot about Dr. Buffer.

    • @eugenerevaula3874
      @eugenerevaula3874 10 місяців тому

      ​@@BirdsOfGlass Please sign the forms so we can start the dialysis

    • @terrylong5964
      @terrylong5964 10 місяців тому +45

      Amber’s death was a wonderful arc.

  • @atrize
    @atrize 3 місяці тому +90

    You know, the more I rewatch house I see the times he’s actually teaching his team and not entirely toying with them

  • @buhklao
    @buhklao 7 місяців тому +252

    "Most people have, it's also a noun." and cuddy's face after are killin me

  • @coolersmoke
    @coolersmoke 7 місяців тому +253

    12:32 Cuddy: "I want you to cure him without committing any more felonies."
    That was their relationship, hers and his, for all time..

  • @GizmoBeach
    @GizmoBeach 10 місяців тому +692

    Frank Whaley as The Mirror Man was THE best and most interesting case House ever had. That truly was an inspired episode.

    • @michaelcelani8325
      @michaelcelani8325 10 місяців тому +5

      Mr. Oink....Frank Whaley was super
      terrific in. " The Freshman" with
      Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando,
      and Bruno Kirby. Chasing the lizard
      at the New Jersey Mall with Broderick...too funny . And Marlon Brando ice skating at 74 years old
      what a legend and what a movie. !!

    • @fightcinema3917
      @fightcinema3917 10 місяців тому

      ​also in career opurtunities@@michaelcelani8325

    • @adriennesielaff8047
      @adriennesielaff8047 10 місяців тому

      I saw that only pregnant women can have Mirror Syndrome

    • @markforbus6794
      @markforbus6794 10 місяців тому +8

      I liked "Locked In."

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 9 місяців тому +3

      @@michaelcelani8325 Stole money from a huge drug dealer who sent a couple of his homies to put a beatdown on the bro.

  • @cnzhk5925
    @cnzhk5925 10 місяців тому +688

    I love how quickly the safe word "sweet sauce "was used. 😂 Cuddy's reaction just before saying the word was a mixture of defeat, desperation, and annoyance. I'm sure she wanted to slap House for making her say it. 😂

    • @erudite126
      @erudite126 8 місяців тому +15

      Yup. You can almost see the "knew you would say it" smug smile from House when Cuddy literally spits out the safe word 😂🤣

    • @kwalsh3095
      @kwalsh3095 7 місяців тому

      😊

  • @friedrichmyers
    @friedrichmyers 8 місяців тому +546

    This hospital needs a rule, "It is never lupus"

    • @Craftymom1o19
      @Craftymom1o19 8 місяців тому +45

      Until it was

    • @justinbigan1311
      @justinbigan1311 8 місяців тому +25

      Until it is lupus and they follow that rule until it's too late to treat for it 😂

    • @arielagazin2986
      @arielagazin2986 8 місяців тому

      Hahaha

    • @ethanfleisher1910
      @ethanfleisher1910 7 місяців тому +2

      I was gonna make a Flannery O'Conner joke here but its tasteless and nobody would get it

    • @austingarrett3334
      @austingarrett3334 7 місяців тому +2

      Until you meet a magician

  • @Malik_Maverick
    @Malik_Maverick 2 місяці тому +74

    House is a walking HR nightmare 😂 Sexual harassment, stealing, kidnapping, violating ethics related to patients, cadavers, and hospital finances, verbal abuse, everything. But he’s brilliant and he’s right and he’s the blunt force that a lot of people need at times.

    • @rishavnandi6697
      @rishavnandi6697 Місяць тому +3

      Become like house then let's talk 😅

    • @LeLabersack
      @LeLabersack Місяць тому +1

      honestly the list is so long that those 20 vicodins a day seems like a piece of cake

    • @rishavnandi6697
      @rishavnandi6697 Місяць тому

      @@LeLabersack House's main motive behind it always for good. His approach is too extreme that I agree. But his genius mind finds the quickest method.

  • @gabbylikeskicks
    @gabbylikeskicks 6 місяців тому +95

    "you will trust My diagnosis and let Me treat her, because in this temple, I am Dr. Yahweh" that's cold

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 3 місяці тому +2

      Yea but he did save her even if he finds them both insufferable.

  • @AlexDeLarge1
    @AlexDeLarge1 10 місяців тому +79

    Thanks to the House MD channel for keeping this show alive. Still one of the goats.

  • @MatthewG1247
    @MatthewG1247 10 місяців тому +228

    13:13 House using the Mourge as a fridge for his sandwich. 😆

  • @bradleysierra2345
    @bradleysierra2345 6 місяців тому +44

    Here we realize how much of a genius Kutner was, gave House nosebleeds from those epiphanies he constructed

  • @ashleybeverly7328
    @ashleybeverly7328 10 місяців тому +405

    "Actual magic? You think you're actually sawing women in half?"😂😂😂

    • @wallc777
      @wallc777 6 місяців тому +1

      Seriously 😂😂, i miss the sarcasm of Dr. House.

    • @artemisstone2929
      @artemisstone2929 6 місяців тому

      Holleringgggg

  • @arabelladenine8566
    @arabelladenine8566 10 місяців тому +500

    She's wrong 😮 I never lie. The best advice I ever got from my Dad was... " Always tell the Truth; someday you may need to Lie to save your life, and everyone will believe you." 😊

    • @PrimeTrace
      @PrimeTrace 9 місяців тому +24

      One could say, it's the perfect thing a liar would say... 🤔🥴

    • @arabelladenine8566
      @arabelladenine8566 9 місяців тому +12

      @@PrimeTrace I got married for the 1st. Time 11 years ago on Valentines day. I told my beloved I would do it on one condition. I said... Only if you never lie to me, cuz if you do I will disapear, you will never know where I am, I will start a new life and you will never hear from me again. Do you agree to this? We've been Happily married now for 11 years and have 4 beautiful children. 2 boys and 2 girls. So... now you know how serious I am about Lying. I hate Liars.

    • @chimerat8012
      @chimerat8012 9 місяців тому

      Good advice.

    • @_Verac
      @_Verac 9 місяців тому +26

      ​@@arabelladenine8566 "People lie because it works, imagine telling a 14 year old that life sucks, there's no god and in the end everyone dies." -House

    • @hydrangeas_lover
      @hydrangeas_lover 9 місяців тому +15

      ​@arabelladenine8566 I'm happy for you but the way you worded your condition sounded highly manipulative. However I believe you worded it differently. It just didn't convey really well in your comment.

  • @TheMegaPrimus
    @TheMegaPrimus 10 місяців тому +222

    I guess it's time for my yearly House binge

  • @L.Dotmino
    @L.Dotmino 6 місяців тому +51

    love how most of this is just
    "House that disease is one in a billion,"
    "yes"

  • @Sebastianator01
    @Sebastianator01 10 місяців тому +72

    Man I was dying for some house md clips UA-cam. Thank you about time

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 6 місяців тому +28

    Man I just love the friendship between House and Wilson.

  • @jamesongorman8531
    @jamesongorman8531 8 місяців тому +249

    look i know some of these magicians can do some pretty wild tricks but that wasn’t even sleight of hand or any sort of illusion he just straight up materialized a handful of vicodin out of thin air

    • @thrashandburn10221
      @thrashandburn10221 7 місяців тому +43

      Tapped his elbow as he picked his pocket

    • @newnamesameperson397
      @newnamesameperson397 7 місяців тому +18

      It's all about misdirection

    • @sarahwong5592
      @sarahwong5592 5 місяців тому +5

      He pickpocketed House

    • @hannyaXIII
      @hannyaXIII 3 місяці тому +1

      He pickpocketed House’s Vicodin from him, they didn’t just materialise from thin air 😅

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 3 місяці тому +2

      The glass window was way more impressive. We all know house makes drugs appear outta thin air all the time.

  • @filmnobelpreis
    @filmnobelpreis 9 місяців тому +92

    "Sure, deflect!" best line ever

  • @GuardIAN4546B
    @GuardIAN4546B 9 місяців тому +71

    “I have fungus in my lungs” ?
    “Lmk when you start twitching”

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 2 місяці тому +1

      Fungus in my lungus

  • @ThatStevenLouis
    @ThatStevenLouis 10 місяців тому +91

    Aww man! The ending to the Mirror Man episode (the last clip) was dope for anyone who's never seen it lol

  • @solidmoon8266
    @solidmoon8266 9 місяців тому +185

    Ya, spraying drawn bodily fluid from the back of a sick patients knee into a young girls mouth is always gonna be an awkward conversation

    • @joaosoterchagas5415
      @joaosoterchagas5415 9 місяців тому +24

      "Relax, you had it before" 😶😐

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 8 місяців тому +32

      But it’s good for TV, for the shock value. That scene always makes me nauseous even though I’ve “had it before.”

    • @DavidScott-hj7fo
      @DavidScott-hj7fo 7 місяців тому +5

      Not everyone

    • @DesignerShark44
      @DesignerShark44 5 місяців тому +1

      @@DavidScott-hj7fo how would you not💀

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 3 місяці тому +1

      ...she never breastfed... Adopted.

  • @nicres
    @nicres 7 місяців тому +41

    @6:35 patient: “this time tomorrow I’ll be dead…”
    Doctor: 👀 okay byeeee

  • @bloodysweetzombiegirl
    @bloodysweetzombiegirl 8 місяців тому +123

    My Great Aunt died from ovarian cancer that presented as a knot on her shoulder…many years after having a hysterectomy.

    • @debibeaver8217
      @debibeaver8217 Місяць тому +3

      I neverheard of such a thing. Wow

    • @debibeaver8217
      @debibeaver8217 Місяць тому +2

      But. What I just went thru with my husband's canceŕ... I would believe. anything

    • @bloodysweetzombiegirl
      @bloodysweetzombiegirl Місяць тому

      @@debibeaver8217
      You think that’s somethin’? I should tell you how it went with my Mom. THAT was crazy and had it been caught sooner, things quite possibly could have been different.
      Mind you, they put a lot of faith in doctors. There for every check up, blood work, whatever appointment. I don’t understand how cancer of that magnitude could be looked over…
      Needless to say, I put my faith Elsewhere. ❤️
      (I’m sorry to pry, but did your husband pull through?)

    • @Ball58813
      @Ball58813 Місяць тому

      @@debibeaver8217my condolences, i wish the best

  • @garykoeppejr6719
    @garykoeppejr6719 Місяць тому +4

    The magician actually had Lupus, to quote House - "It's never Lupus, except that one time it actually was Lupus."

  • @Assabinnas
    @Assabinnas 6 місяців тому +154

    House is often outrageous, but waving a used syringe up to a child's mouth and squirting a patient's body fluid into her mouth is a HUGE crime

    • @leastbasedturk6513
      @leastbasedturk6513 3 місяці тому +7

      butttt its a show and its funny

    • @mattybaked
      @mattybaked 3 місяці тому +30

      as if house doesn’t commit at least a couple felonies per episode

    • @doriandundee9906
      @doriandundee9906 3 місяці тому +12

      Dude that's so disgusting wtf
      Even if it was regular breast milk it would be disgusting

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 3 місяці тому +3

      And he knew good and well she wasnt breast fed by her...

    • @junko4166
      @junko4166 2 місяці тому +3

      Just a bit of leg milk. Nothing serious 😂

  • @kaj979
    @kaj979 10 місяців тому +87

    I just realized Kumar got that job his dad wanted 😂

  • @brandonravelo199
    @brandonravelo199 7 місяців тому +26

    9:11 you didn’t show that the Magician has Lupus. And before you all comment and say it is not Lupus like the running gage on the show. It is as he had two different blood types in his body.
    17:40 if the answer is an allergy I would like to know what. It was he was allergic too.
    34:35 the girl has a floating kidney that is being strangled when she stood up. Which is why she can be fine sitting, but not standing upright.

    • @gur.naalo.ishq.mithaa
      @gur.naalo.ishq.mithaa 2 місяці тому

      OMG THANK YOU!!! I wanted to know abiut the girl at 34:00

    • @aaron6402
      @aaron6402 2 місяці тому +2

      The guy was allergic to tonic water he drank on set

    • @literature392
      @literature392 Місяць тому

      U should watch the full show not just clips

  • @Ross_Schmidt
    @Ross_Schmidt 9 місяців тому +56

    Warning, some of the stories don't go until the resolution of the issue(s). I'm getting a bad case of Blue Houses.

  • @thrashandburn10221
    @thrashandburn10221 7 місяців тому +25

    Smuggling pyrotechnics into the ward is a serious no no

  • @RunningAWOL411
    @RunningAWOL411 10 місяців тому +160

    Best medical show of all time, and my top 3 shows of all time.

    • @alcalina636
      @alcalina636 9 місяців тому +2

      What are the other two?

    • @yazanhussam8182
      @yazanhussam8182 9 місяців тому +9

      Please, it's important so whether we judge you menacingly or not. What are the other two?

    • @alcalina636
      @alcalina636 9 місяців тому

      Code black is one very good. I recommend.

    • @honor9lite1337
      @honor9lite1337 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@alcalina636no, it's game of thrones.

    • @RunningAWOL411
      @RunningAWOL411 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@honor9lite1337 I couldn't stand game of thrones.

  • @X2yt
    @X2yt 3 місяці тому +4

    "Life is messy argument. Nice, explains everythin without explaining anything." I don't know if it's the phrase, the delivery or what, but man, that's such a satisfying line to listen to.

  • @kosgoth
    @kosgoth 10 місяців тому +65

    Ace of spades, literally the magicians "I'm forcing this". Guess I'm not magic any more.

    • @thrashandburn10221
      @thrashandburn10221 7 місяців тому +2

      The only card you see, ya know it's gonna be

    • @HeirofDacia
      @HeirofDacia 6 місяців тому

      ​@@thrashandburn10221 You know I'm born to lose/ And gambling's for fools!

  • @photosolutions8618
    @photosolutions8618 6 місяців тому +26

    the fire wallet is an actual trick you can buy but it could never be executed like this with a stranger's wallet

    • @davidf2244
      @davidf2244 3 місяці тому

      Not that hard to palm some flash paper..

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 3 місяці тому

      For your next tricks, why not tell kids santa doesn't exist?

  • @SouthGMNG1627
    @SouthGMNG1627 3 місяці тому +13

    “Good thing is, he’s running out of organs to fail” I’m dead XD 😂

    • @mikepodz7475
      @mikepodz7475 2 місяці тому +2

      Yeah you would be lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @emilianoarauz1840
    @emilianoarauz1840 8 місяців тому +23

    13:13 its small but if you look carefully you can see the guy on the table move a little

  • @laininbluescourt
    @laininbluescourt 10 місяців тому +142

    HELP I DIDN'T EXPECT THE BUTT SCENE LMAO

  • @FBIjohn
    @FBIjohn 7 місяців тому +16

    32:02 bro outing her like that is crazy

  • @hugh-johnfleming289
    @hugh-johnfleming289 10 місяців тому +65

    I got to grow up with some of the greatest magicians on Earth hanging at our house. Not knowing is more fun but you get a greater sense for the truly elegant and talented...

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 3 місяці тому

      Musicians. My parents inspired Papa Loved Mama by Garth Brooks..

    • @ExperiMentalDon
      @ExperiMentalDon 19 днів тому

      ​@@ThirtytwoJ That's not really something to tell people about bro

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 19 днів тому

      @@ExperiMentalDon thats hardly the most embarassing part of my life, and really dont care what people think or assume.

  • @InVinoVeratas
    @InVinoVeratas 4 місяці тому +24

    4:13 Cuddy opening up shop with the bakery 🍰

  • @isaacgraham5727
    @isaacgraham5727 Місяць тому +1

    “Foreman actually thinks I value his opinion!” and the way House and Wilson laugh about that is one of my favorite moments

  • @buckanderson3520
    @buckanderson3520 9 місяців тому +44

    Not sharing your feelings especially your immediate feelings is not lying it's wisdom. Feelings change so how can they be called truth. What matters is the choice we make.

    • @patrickgriffitt6551
      @patrickgriffitt6551 7 місяців тому

      People will use your confidence against you sooner or later.

  • @Ian_sothejokeworks
    @Ian_sothejokeworks 2 місяці тому +2

    "That's my card. How did you do that?" I love how Thirteen gets excited at the trick. 😂 She tries so hard to be detached from stuff, it's great to see her enjoy things.

  • @MountainTop750
    @MountainTop750 7 місяців тому +11

    Man, I would love it if they all came back for a few more seasons!
    Let’s make it happen!!!

  • @xeamumceo2681
    @xeamumceo2681 9 місяців тому +26

    "This isnt a soap opera house" lmao

    • @applepi4035
      @applepi4035 7 місяців тому +1

      better yet he was talking about someone waking from a come the second you give them drugs, which happens a lot in this lmaooo

  • @samharold9022
    @samharold9022 6 місяців тому +36

    Patient falls into a bath with a toaster.
    Foreman: We need this guy out of the ba...
    Kutner: He's dry enough! *zap*

  • @JamesLeeHall
    @JamesLeeHall 2 місяці тому +2

    I have played House since 1998,when my dad was murdered. Last thing my dad told me was that I needed to start taking selenium right then. I found my dad’s murdered body a day later. I have had all kinds of tests. I had swollen liver,spleen. Swollen lymph nodes in neck. I couldn’t stop shaking my head up and down and then from side to side. I know my dad had lawsuits. I’ve learned his dad had many gold and silver minds. Miners died from exposure to lead,mercury and arsenic. I’ve never been able to bruise since age 3-4. I have always sweated profusely,I’ve always had Mee lines on my fingernails. So I was poisoned with lead,mercury and arsenic since I was very little. Drs prescribed my dad copper and he had Wilson’s disease. The drs in Huntsville Al area diagnosed me with multiple sclerosis(which does not even touch half the symptoms). Basically I was made psychotic and destroyed my health. They didn’t help me until a few years ago. I’ve been getting leukaemia hives and arsenic rash for many years. I am basically dying. Actually I was murdered. I have gallbladder sludge which is another symptom of arsenic poisoning and my billirubin is through the roof(another symptom of arsenic poisoning).the cat scan showed the gallbladder sludge from gallbladder to pancreas. I have pancreatitis almost every day. My stools are bloody and usually light brown with basically no brown. Greyish. I left neurologist and forgot my phone. I went back into room and heard neurologist talking about me. They had given me a CA 19-9(I believe that’s the name) test for pancreatic cancer and I have pancreatic cancer. The neurologist were not allowed to give this test because of insurance protocol. The neurologist knew I was poisoned and were trying secretly to help me. They didn’t want me or anyone else to find out I was poisoned. They wouldn’t admit to the test. They had my ex teacher show up at the neurologist. My appointment had been cancelled and rescheduled on a Saturday.they aren’t open on Saturday. My ex teacher Beth Pollock(husband Nick Pollock) had dyed her hair from black to blond. She pretended to be getting an infusion. Then I had to go to office visit upstairs. So I had to carry IV on a rolling stand to appointment. My dr wasn’t there so I had to go straight to reschedule appointment. My phone rang and after two rings it hung up. A second later Beth Pollock showed up in a doctors jacket. She put needle in my iv. I started leaving parking lot of north central neurology and it’s like I was under mind control for decades. Like I woke up from a nightmare. I realised the blond patient downstairs and blond nurse upstairs were the same person,she was computer science teacher Beth Pollock;whom worked for Calhoun Community College satellite building on Redstone Arsenal. Then my phone rang. It was same caller that had called a few minutes earlier. It said Hodges directory. It was a person saying my mom had a stroke and was about to die. That she was only calling my name and that I should get to Huntsville asap to see my mom alive. So I left and my mom didn’t have stroke. The hospital employee dropped my mom on her head and received brain damage. My paternal grandmother used name Hedy Lamar. She was adopted from Lamar Co Texas. Hodges were the family that hung two black men in Lamar Co Texas. So they we’re trying to turn my grandmother into a racist;to place their grab on my dad’s inheritance. So I’m dying and no one helped me. They basically let me die so they could kept part of my dad’s inheritance and not go to prison. Huntsville Al helped cover up my dads murder. Huntsville had Dr William Curry come to Huntsville Al and use name Dr Bobby Johnson. All William Curry knew I’d his dad was Jesse Curry. His mom Ola Mae McAllister Curry. Actually Ola Mae was a Crowley. He knew my grandmother used name of her adopted dad as Marion Monrie McAllister. As in Marilyn monroe which was a Baker. MMM stood for mountain meadow Massacre. Baker were one of the families killed in Mt Meadow Massacre. McAllister was for Albert Pike. It was for my mom. My mom’s mother Louise Samaria Souder was daughter of Lydia Pike(Albert’s daughter) and Columbus Augustus Souder who was surviving son of banker George Baker. . .

  • @Derglesnaf
    @Derglesnaf 2 місяці тому +2

    “You’ve been working for House for a LONG time.”
    “Hey no need for name calling.”

  • @GameBender0
    @GameBender0 5 місяців тому +6

    I'm just glad Kumar finally buckled down and became a doctor his dad must be proud 😂😂😂😂

  • @charlesbritzman501
    @charlesbritzman501 6 місяців тому +9

    I am probably the 47 millionth person to ask this, but what insurance plan pays for a team of doctors, all brilliant, who run tests and have meetings about you ? Also, House wore out Lupus as a diagnosis, so now everyone has syphilis.

    • @harryw.174
      @harryw.174 5 місяців тому +2

      House doesn't follow his administrative responsibilities, he doesn't do paperwork or send it to the billing department. During the Vogler arc, he said houses department loses 3 million a year.

  • @VTuber_Central
    @VTuber_Central 4 місяці тому +5

    27:40 people change, things change, life changes, thats the very definition of life, people DON'T like change but thats different, change is inevitable

  • @KrakenIsland64
    @KrakenIsland64 9 місяців тому +10

    Not including the Cuddy vs. House showdown at the end of the last episode is criminal. One of the best scenes in the whole series.

  • @Well_I_am_just_saying
    @Well_I_am_just_saying 10 місяців тому +63

    How many times was Lupus mentioned in this video. I have heard the word Lupus 4 times up to the 31 minute mark so far...

    • @reneewright8391
      @reneewright8391 10 місяців тому +13

      It’s never Lupus. 😊

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 10 місяців тому +5

      It is Ever Lupus.
      But the funny thing is that I have Lupus and it is a "challenge".

    • @Well_I_am_just_saying
      @Well_I_am_just_saying 10 місяців тому +4

      @@reneewright8391
      It was actually Lupus in at least one episode.

    • @Well_I_am_just_saying
      @Well_I_am_just_saying 10 місяців тому +11

      @@reneewright8391
      Season 4, Episode 8, "You Don't Want to Know"
      The magician guy actually had Lupus, which caused his body to create an extra blood type B antibody.

    • @michaelcelani8325
      @michaelcelani8325 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@moniqueengleman873...So sorry
      to hear you have lupus. Are you
      getting over it. ? I do not know
      about it. Sorry for my ignorance.
      I live in a nursing home in Pennsy. Berwick.

  • @xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843
    @xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843 7 місяців тому +4

    "... and your sister...and your other sister..." That's that soap opera writing right there, lol.

  • @shrapnel77
    @shrapnel77 9 місяців тому +14

    This season had the best House theme song opening in the beginning. Disappointed they went back to the original.

  • @GorehowlBeardhead
    @GorehowlBeardhead 5 місяців тому +2

    'If you're such a good doctor, focus on the fucking patient' should have been his next line 🤣

  • @thecat8927
    @thecat8927 7 місяців тому +26

    Did house just put a mother's tumor milk into her daughter's mouth?

  • @MamaOmni
    @MamaOmni 4 місяці тому +4

    I’m watching that at 1am right now and no one is going to stop me

  • @Kakurah_
    @Kakurah_ 8 місяців тому +23

    4:08 im dead💀

  • @ed13501
    @ed13501 3 місяці тому +3

    11:46 Kinda funny that we are watching an actor on tv pretend to be a doctor watching a actor pretending to be a doctor

  • @spideymcgee4718
    @spideymcgee4718 7 місяців тому +6

    I forgot just how amazing this show was.

  • @mtthwpnn
    @mtthwpnn 6 місяців тому +2

    4:47 That smile is one of the finest displays of acting I've ever seen

  • @IOSALive
    @IOSALive 7 місяців тому +9

    House M.D., This video is fantastic! I liked it a lot!

  • @japrilak7245
    @japrilak7245 10 місяців тому +10

    Best channel of the net!

  • @baffroom8701
    @baffroom8701 7 місяців тому +6

    Can you guys imagine how expensive he’d make a hospital visit

  • @alexbartha274
    @alexbartha274 9 місяців тому +25

    15:43 is pretty funny because house did exactly that in season 3

  • @fourhead6651
    @fourhead6651 9 місяців тому +25

    Bro how tf has no one reported house to the cops

    • @ukaszw6623
      @ukaszw6623 5 місяців тому +7

      You might be surprised now but this is a fiction not a documentary

    • @VioletAeonSnowfield
      @VioletAeonSnowfield Місяць тому

      Because most of the people he commits crimes against owe the lives of either their loved ones or themselves to him.
      Why would they go through with pressing charges after that? Especially if the crime saved their life.

  • @dazx352
    @dazx352 17 днів тому

    I liked in watching House M.D. that they're just so intelligent that in his office they lead 2 group conversations at once.

  • @SirAuronthehonorable
    @SirAuronthehonorable 8 місяців тому +6

    3:46 its actually the blight. Young Alistair is just having side affects from it.

  • @Creeperman37x
    @Creeperman37x 4 місяці тому +2

    the moment their pagers all went off in sync i got an alert for flash flooding

  • @Crownslayer115
    @Crownslayer115 8 місяців тому +2

    Well, that card trick in the first one made me raise my eyebrows impressed

  • @Pinkhitman
    @Pinkhitman 9 місяців тому +16

    Chest compressions, Chest compressions, Chest compressions

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 8 місяців тому +24

    Wow, just found out the actor playing the "mirror" guy was Brett in Pulp Fiction - the one from Big Kahuna Burger scene :O Cool!

  • @Revser.
    @Revser. 7 місяців тому +3

    Someone is crashing, house: do that again 😂

  • @Sage-kt3bx
    @Sage-kt3bx 8 місяців тому +4

    The butt scene is killing me LMAO

  • @Minisynapse
    @Minisynapse 9 місяців тому +11

    33:28 Looks at the cortex
    "Look at her limbic system" 😂

  • @celinereyes1185
    @celinereyes1185 6 місяців тому +5

    THE BREAST MILK LMAOOOOOO i literally screamed out loud 😂😂😂

  • @medix1203
    @medix1203 3 місяці тому +1

    This episode was the absolute funniest one in the shows history.... House saying OH MY GAWD_ at Cuddy not having any panties on cracks me up every time... Especially when he looks around as if to say "is anyone else seeing this!?" This part and the part where he yells " panty hamster get a spin on its wheel?"

  • @Nightmare-bo1my
    @Nightmare-bo1my 6 місяців тому +3

    "this isn't a soap oprea house" yes... yes it is

  • @randomina465
    @randomina465 8 місяців тому +8

    i would love to see the bills for those treatments 😂😂😂

  • @bennybobm9496
    @bennybobm9496 6 місяців тому +3

    38:20
    Husband having a heart attack:
    Proceeds to compress the right-side of his chest,
    Transition
    She saved his life
    I'm dying 🤣

    • @gerardflynn7382
      @gerardflynn7382 3 місяці тому

      I have heard of a heart skipping a beat.
      But not skipping sides.

  • @nf7089
    @nf7089 13 днів тому

    One of the greatest acting performances iv ever seen. Along with Travis Fimmel as Ragnor and Aaron Paul as Pinkman.

  • @kierrific1357
    @kierrific1357 9 місяців тому +30

    4:14 HOUSE...
    BAD HOUSE YOU GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE

    • @KermitSF
      @KermitSF 9 місяців тому

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @thrashandburn10221
      @thrashandburn10221 7 місяців тому +1

      On the surface it looks completely despicable but when you find out his reasoning it's even worse

    • @avalonplayz3889
      @avalonplayz3889 5 місяців тому

      @@thrashandburn10221 What was it?

    • @thrashandburn10221
      @thrashandburn10221 5 місяців тому

      @@avalonplayz3889 looks like average debauchery but was a competition for who to fire. I mean dang son

  • @homesteadgamer1257
    @homesteadgamer1257 3 місяці тому +1

    I love Steve Valentine. Love that they included his card tricks!

  • @leonardriceiii934
    @leonardriceiii934 9 місяців тому +24

    So…the magic man mystery? Was it ameloidosis? It just switched scenes without closure

  • @davidf2244
    @davidf2244 10 місяців тому +21

    Why does Kutner hand his wallet to the magician? I never got that. Somebody tells me to check my wallet, I pull it out and look at it. I don't hand it over. I don't get it.
    Not nitpicking. I mean, I am, but I'm not knocking it. I love the show. Just don't get that.

    • @leonardriceiii934
      @leonardriceiii934 9 місяців тому +10

      He was not interested and couldn’t be bothered with it, so in order to make the point that he wanted no part in the magic tricks he handed the wallet as if to say, “ here, now shut up”

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 9 місяців тому +3

      He was also busy conducting tests on him so, doing his job.

    • @thomasoaxaca3379
      @thomasoaxaca3379 5 місяців тому +1

      Thought the same thing

  • @yuzef_jayden
    @yuzef_jayden 7 місяців тому +6

    So Kumar ended up becoming a doctor after all :D

    • @BeastM140i
      @BeastM140i 7 місяців тому +3

      Yep then shot himself

  • @brettrace
    @brettrace Місяць тому

    "I've heard of you" "most people have, its also a noun"

  • @TheMadMan2222
    @TheMadMan2222 8 місяців тому +2

    Bro, House is absolutely Wilding

  • @pierrickkatzwinkel1781
    @pierrickkatzwinkel1781 5 місяців тому +6

    Dr House be dropping absolutes H Bombs on that amish guy xD

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 24 дні тому +1

    lol you can clearly see youtube clicks where everyone goes to the Cuddy picking up vicodin on the ground

  • @wickidblazed420
    @wickidblazed420 10 місяців тому +15

    Nigel from Crossing Jordan!!! I 💖 Nigel

  • @StephenMintz
    @StephenMintz 7 місяців тому +1

    House says “everybody lies.”
    After this video I realize “everybody crashes.”