My Worst Overwatch Placements Matches Ever

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  • Опубліковано 2 лис 2024
  • During my Overwatch Placements, I promised to gift a bunch of subs if I couldn't hit a certain SR, which was just an awful idea.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 330

  • @porkywharf.388
    @porkywharf.388 3 роки тому +1410

    Twobold wasn’t lying. Phish’s channel truly is just stream highlights now.
    Edit: I literally couldn’t care less if it’s stream highlights or not. As long as it’s content from my favorite aquatic boy then I’ll watch it.

    • @adecentperson2929
      @adecentperson2929 3 роки тому +42

      Twobold wasn’t lying. That phish could lució.

    • @josephine19jam
      @josephine19jam 3 роки тому +74

      And we're enjoying it, hell yeah

    • @_Edgar_
      @_Edgar_ 3 роки тому +66

      Before stream highlights it was highlights of gameplay that wasn't streamed.

    • @porkywharf.388
      @porkywharf.388 3 роки тому +10

      @@_Edgar_ well no shit

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 роки тому +7

      And he's never going to do TF2 again

  • @murrayreid1891
    @murrayreid1891 3 роки тому +673

    As the french say “pog”

  • @Couldbedumber
    @Couldbedumber 3 роки тому +241

    >ami’s boyfriend
    How did that horse learn to play?

  • @sunsunk9209
    @sunsunk9209 3 роки тому +58

    0:05 "Did we just lose?"
    -Star Lord

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 3 роки тому +103

    Salty: 4 losses and 1 win
    Salty’s placement: Diamond
    Me: 4 wins and 1 loss
    My placement: Silver
    Life’s unfair.

    • @ampa2427
      @ampa2427 3 роки тому +15

      Placement are based on HOW you play. Independent of how many wins or losses you’ve got

    • @darcidious99
      @darcidious99 3 роки тому +3

      Dude, just break sr to rank up. Literally only do placements, every win that makes your W/L ratio more than .5 brings up your sr by like 50-100. I broke this before role queue and got to diamondn from 2500 in like 2.5 seasons, competitive is broken😂

    • @shaynealicious
      @shaynealicious 3 роки тому

      @@ampa2427 how i won all 5 on tank with 4 gold medals every game ans got silver

    • @ADuxk
      @ADuxk 3 роки тому

      @@shaynealicious Im guessing that your teammates just sucked

    • @shaynealicious
      @shaynealicious 3 роки тому

      @@ADuxk yeah i always get bad people and get gold medals

  • @catphish525
    @catphish525 3 роки тому +193

    You haven't seen me play overwatch. Trust me, placements can go SO much worse

    • @drneotech7254
      @drneotech7254 3 роки тому

      What’s your rank?

    • @catphish525
      @catphish525 3 роки тому +4

      @@drneotech7254 high gold. I'm getting blocked from plat by smurfs and worse of all I'm on console so ... yeah

    • @catphish525
      @catphish525 3 роки тому

      Update: finally got Plat in tank and refuse to touch tank for WHILE

    • @drneotech7254
      @drneotech7254 3 роки тому

      @@catphish525Ha that happened to me, did terribly, stopped on placement 4, got made fun of by other people and now I play tf2 and CS:GO.

  • @trapunderling7831
    @trapunderling7831 3 роки тому +44

    Phish as a Minecraft bat is one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen in my life...

  • @nyxie2877
    @nyxie2877 3 роки тому +47

    “What’s up brother”

    • @nofireray2699
      @nofireray2699 3 роки тому +6

      "What's up brother"

    • @bcslime1773
      @bcslime1773 3 роки тому +6

      "What's up brother"

    • @scytheleaf
      @scytheleaf 3 роки тому +8

      “Good shit, Bap...
      I mean, hello brother!”

  • @Cassetteology
    @Cassetteology 3 роки тому +127

    Title: My worst overwatch placement matches ever
    Me: at least you can actually win games, ha! :’)

    • @chrishawkins963
      @chrishawkins963 3 роки тому +1

      The title is actually "My worst overwatch placements matches ever"
      idiot

    • @Cassetteology
      @Cassetteology 3 роки тому +3

      @@chrishawkins963 uhhhhh.... what? Jk I know
      Idiot

  • @OddSbeve
    @OddSbeve 3 роки тому +17

    Mans sad with his comp placement:
    Me a low gold: First time?

  • @lestatstaton7856
    @lestatstaton7856 3 роки тому +23

    There I was, Balls Deep in a Jar of Mayonnaise. When I Thought to Myself.... Shouldv made a Sandwich first.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 3 роки тому +8

    Phish: *Kills half the team with Blade*
    *Silence*
    Phish: *Accidentally dashes into wall*
    *"oOh NiCe wAlL."*
    I know she didn't have any ill-intentions, but people just love to nit-pick your plays just to makes themselves look better. XD

  • @reaganbliss2394
    @reaganbliss2394 3 роки тому +12

    Am I going crazy because I swear i’ve seen the loud zarya clip before.

  • @tiopiere3361
    @tiopiere3361 3 роки тому +7

    bruh can you imagine going to a pro photoshoot thing and the first thing you say to the photographer is
    " *I WANT TO BE A POGCHAMP , THATS WHAT I WANT YOU TO PHOTOGRAPH ME* "

  • @andrehernandez6398
    @andrehernandez6398 3 роки тому +7

    Literally just was watching a older salty video

  • @marilynrivera7588
    @marilynrivera7588 3 роки тому +4

    Them: *watches kurzegzart*
    Me: THEY FINNALY WATCHED MY FAVORITE UA-cam CHANNEL

  • @TheH2Oguy.
    @TheH2Oguy. 3 роки тому +3

    8:05 I found a new pogchamp emote

  • @frenchboy7843
    @frenchboy7843 3 роки тому +8

    For anybody who wants to only see his support rank here you go 7:23

  • @GamingDragon006
    @GamingDragon006 3 роки тому +2

    4:32 i dont know how many times pikachu has shocked ass and he still survived. I don’t think water is going to change that

  • @thomasf915
    @thomasf915 3 роки тому +1

    watching anko watch kurzgesagt was the crossover I never knew I needed

  • @gdaymaster8499
    @gdaymaster8499 3 роки тому +4

    Honestly the fact you won 1/5 and got diamond for main, then won 4/5 and got plat is one of the reason I just stopped with OWRanked

  • @Neopulse00
    @Neopulse00 3 роки тому +1

    6:00 - "The Great Filter" is quite interesting actually.

  • @arandomclown5394
    @arandomclown5394 3 роки тому +2

    The Sequel to "THE CLIMB IS REAL"

  • @evenstide
    @evenstide 2 роки тому

    I don't know why but I find so funny that phish is just casually talking about the great filter, one of the most morbid things to think about and watching a kurzegat video in queue.

  • @ScoutingTacos
    @ScoutingTacos 3 роки тому

    "I'm saving my Nano for Overwatch 2"
    A+ comedy right here

  • @Avcad-vn2pt
    @Avcad-vn2pt 3 роки тому +1

    Phish will never be able to use the nano on the schedule overwatch 2 is on

  • @BloodiNavi
    @BloodiNavi 3 роки тому

    Towbold doing the Mr Crocker voice sends me into purgatory every time

  • @frontlightmusic2985
    @frontlightmusic2985 3 роки тому +1

    Dam Salty 3 Videos in a row more constant then TwoBolds Rhythms

  • @authenTommy
    @authenTommy 3 роки тому

    0:04 , when you're the weird kid and get invited to a party, so you ready the sacrificial knife (look at phish's face)

  • @breadedlemon7067
    @breadedlemon7067 3 роки тому

    1st clip is hilarious
    Frogger free trial, demo, beta, free version
    OMEGALUL

  • @GoldenNorc
    @GoldenNorc 3 роки тому +1

    What you don't see is that rein go afk for like a minute mid game to check saltys stream to see if it was actually him.

  • @waluigipinballyt
    @waluigipinballyt 3 роки тому +1

    Phish is uploading daily content. My skin is clear and my crops are thriving

  • @arkraith4148
    @arkraith4148 3 роки тому +1

    What the hell... the moment he mentioned "Bank account" I got a wells Fargo ad...

  • @dr.vertigo4919
    @dr.vertigo4919 3 роки тому

    Casual Kurtsgezagt inbetween ow matches, gotta love it

  • @w.s.c.c6737
    @w.s.c.c6737 3 роки тому +2

    Nothing but w’s
    30 seconds later dafeet

  • @kursed-glitch
    @kursed-glitch 3 роки тому +1

    Saturn joins phish's chat : congrats on 26k subs today
    Phish: yeah half of them I gifted but you know

  • @cultofdi0nysus
    @cultofdi0nysus 3 роки тому

    Not the clip of Twobold talking about getting a valentine's day message from Ami's mom at the end

  • @Tsenju
    @Tsenju 3 роки тому +1

    Salty phish uploads -🙂
    There is lucio content - 😄
    He uploads 2 days in a row - 😆

  • @leoliu7057
    @leoliu7057 3 роки тому

    *When Phish looks down at his keyboard at **10:50** to press F9 to save the clip*

  • @raoulfaced
    @raoulfaced 3 роки тому +1

    I’m sorry I think you mean absolutely stomping the competition oh we sorry wrong team

  • @maikelbond7
    @maikelbond7 3 роки тому +1

    Yoo 3 vids in 5 days, this is amazing

  • @nunyabusiness9695
    @nunyabusiness9695 3 роки тому

    "Why are you in my room Ma?"
    .... so anyways, I started blasting

  • @callumnicholls3250
    @callumnicholls3250 3 роки тому

    as the legend is said he is still holding his nano to this day

  • @not_anymore
    @not_anymore 3 роки тому

    6:01 The great filter theory is actually pretty interesting, I recommend checking that out!

  • @ADuxk
    @ADuxk 3 роки тому

    Seeing phish watch kurzgezagt who I also watch just makes me happy for no reason

  • @kayleighbrown5267
    @kayleighbrown5267 3 роки тому

    SaltyPhish is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @rayundaunted7896
    @rayundaunted7896 3 роки тому +2

    Great vid!

  • @eliasdailey3911
    @eliasdailey3911 3 роки тому

    The great filter is kinda like an hour glass kinda deal. We’ve never seen alien life before because hopefully there isn’t any. If there was and they’re gone, like wiped out, it would mean that the human race is likely to follow suit, but if we are the only species it would be impossible to tell

  • @newvidahall
    @newvidahall 3 роки тому

    That was the worst explanation of the great filter theory ever attempted lol

  • @rice.flakes
    @rice.flakes 3 роки тому +1

    Defeatnetly a sweet victory

  • @lawltam
    @lawltam 3 роки тому

    twobold and phish trying to trick their fans into thinking it’s a soundboard ONCE AGAIN.

  • @mr.moonly
    @mr.moonly 3 роки тому +15

    3 minutes in and someone already left a dislike, looks like we have a salty phish hater

  • @ejerichogonzalez
    @ejerichogonzalez 3 роки тому

    It's physically pleasing, in a good way, for me

  • @totallytoaster0426
    @totallytoaster0426 3 роки тому +4

    5 seconds in and I already died from that perfectly cut scream

  • @TheBrywarrior90
    @TheBrywarrior90 3 роки тому +1

    At 9:07, Phish’s subtitles are censored, but not his voice.

  • @lucaspintooc
    @lucaspintooc 3 роки тому

    4:10 this is a rager. welcome to the rager.

  • @timoony
    @timoony 3 роки тому

    that was a great opener, and twobold was right, twitch highlights all year

  • @chrisjung189
    @chrisjung189 3 роки тому

    "is it a manicure if you get your nails *did* "

  • @Mac-tw3zu
    @Mac-tw3zu 3 роки тому

    I’m going to use “saving my nano for overwatch two” from now on

  • @xDragonFire115
    @xDragonFire115 3 роки тому

    Never thought I'd see Kurzgesagt in a SaltyPhish video

  • @oldradiantlifegem
    @oldradiantlifegem 3 роки тому +1

    already watched the whole thing

  • @austynjackson2318
    @austynjackson2318 3 роки тому

    “Saving my nano for Overwatch2” I’m d34d

  • @Fabes0_0
    @Fabes0_0 3 роки тому +1

    4:13 at this rate you will never use it

  • @uvbe
    @uvbe 3 роки тому

    the editing lately is pretty good

  • @nolanherrera4906
    @nolanherrera4906 3 роки тому +2

    Idk why but I instantly clicked on this video when I got notification...... god damnit

  • @zesquid3708
    @zesquid3708 3 роки тому

    Only just got here but this vid will be 100% pog

  • @realkizuna
    @realkizuna 3 роки тому +1

    oh look im there in the video

  • @ow_nebula
    @ow_nebula 3 роки тому

    Wasn’t expecting to see Peyro there but hey, nice

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 3 роки тому +4

    The great filter is Overwatch's forced 50% winrate

    • @augustusstrange1747
      @augustusstrange1747 3 роки тому +2

      This just in, Flipping Coin Is Rigged At 50% Chance. Gamblers Riot.

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 3 роки тому

    10:47 forgive me if I am out of ze loop? But did fish say "babe"

  • @finplayer7026
    @finplayer7026 3 роки тому

    never heard a higher pitched "fuck" than at the start of this video

  • @killerqueen2063
    @killerqueen2063 3 роки тому +1

    when he content

  • @widbud2595
    @widbud2595 3 роки тому +1

    I don’t understand placements cause I one time got 4/5 placements won and couple plays of the games but yet I never got outta silver

  • @jayjon5405
    @jayjon5405 3 роки тому +1

    Frogger more like Pogger (I will see myself out)

  • @Me-vl4vk
    @Me-vl4vk 3 роки тому

    We’ve jumped over the filter like 5 times but we’ve been stuck on it for a while

  • @henriquepadovese4335
    @henriquepadovese4335 3 роки тому

    7:04 HE GETS IT DONE AGAIN

  • @jessevalentin5750
    @jessevalentin5750 3 роки тому

    “Frogger lite. FU...”

  • @lawltam
    @lawltam 3 роки тому

    why is phish always coughing up his lungs in the end clip

  • @toromomo8
    @toromomo8 3 роки тому +1

    Kurzgesagt content!

  • @HammondCR
    @HammondCR 3 роки тому +1

    Father Hammond

  • @SouthpawDG
    @SouthpawDG 3 роки тому

    Man haven’t been this early since goats were fun

  • @august3657
    @august3657 3 роки тому

    I was actually on stream for this!

  • @connordexter1134
    @connordexter1134 2 роки тому

    HE CAN FINALLY USE THE NANO!

  • @bossatron4671
    @bossatron4671 3 роки тому

    Everyone loves kurzgesagt

  • @sonofh8red-903
    @sonofh8red-903 3 роки тому +2

    DADDY LUCIOOOOO

  • @DeertickDaniel
    @DeertickDaniel 3 роки тому

    9:13 bro I was eating

  • @DFz_007
    @DFz_007 3 роки тому

    ""What's up, brother?"

  • @DaveOW
    @DaveOW 3 роки тому

    I just fucking love Essie

  • @LeonardoGonzalez-fz1uv
    @LeonardoGonzalez-fz1uv 3 роки тому +1

    Dude I’ve never been this early to a video holy shit

  • @FlightyTheNerd
    @FlightyTheNerd 3 роки тому

    i was rinari at 2:20! :) fun games hehe

  • @barneycalhoun5235
    @barneycalhoun5235 3 роки тому

    Saltyphish? More like fish

  • @CarterLa_14
    @CarterLa_14 3 роки тому

    Love the vids

  • @davian9872
    @davian9872 3 роки тому +1

    Everyone should go check out that Great Filter video, it's from Kurzegesagt which is no cap one of the BEST channels on UA-cam

  • @bodynfingado7632
    @bodynfingado7632 3 роки тому

    8:05 pog champ face

  • @sintaurii
    @sintaurii 3 роки тому +5

    27 SECONDS AGO? Don’t mind if I do.

  • @twistedfates
    @twistedfates 3 роки тому

    Those placments be much better than any of mine

  • @selemaru4002
    @selemaru4002 3 роки тому

    "It called not Jerking it when your parents are home." Obviously you have not met a male who enjoys the thrill of possibly getting caught in the act. Quite the crank turner for some xD

  • @jacoblomeli8410
    @jacoblomeli8410 3 роки тому

    Idk about y'all but 10:49, I heard phish say babe.

  • @avg7077
    @avg7077 3 роки тому +2

    the end quote was from yesterdays stream.

    • @tomlenid699
      @tomlenid699 3 роки тому

      When did this video happen then? Placements happens a while ago

    • @avg7077
      @avg7077 3 роки тому

      @@tomlenid699 2 weeks i think

  • @MUSTANGG08
    @MUSTANGG08 3 роки тому

    7:27
    2,544 subs
    “Fish got 75 subs today”
    Next clip*
    Twitch: 74.. subs today.