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  • @suarez9108
    @suarez9108 3 роки тому +1935

    "Do an impression of Phish but he's able to get a girl."
    *Babe please, I told you to call me Salty.*

  • @arandomclown5394
    @arandomclown5394 3 роки тому +1333

    Sequel to popular video "I'm not having fun, but I wanna play again"

  • @aahwandith
    @aahwandith 3 роки тому +903

    Everybody gangsta until the Orisa dives your backline.

    • @PhyrexianGrace
      @PhyrexianGrace 3 роки тому +20

      Ive had flanking orisas in my games.... i feel bad for the enemy team

    • @butter4092
      @butter4092 3 роки тому +42

      everybody gangsta till the orisa in comms yells : IM DIVING THE ZEN

    • @Tetnis-xg6wq
      @Tetnis-xg6wq 3 роки тому +6

      EvilToaster be like

    • @weenismaster9550
      @weenismaster9550 3 роки тому +24

      "I'm gonna play orisa like its genji"

    • @imSaerilee
      @imSaerilee 3 роки тому +10

      I want Orisa to dive my backline
      im sorry

  • @THATGUYKAii
    @THATGUYKAii 3 роки тому +274

    1:35 had me weak! Who ever did that was waiting his whole life to put that in game chat

    • @chickenpower5732
      @chickenpower5732 Рік тому +1

      I need that copypasta if it's the last thing I need to acquire to achieve inner peace in life

    • @Pryderi_
      @Pryderi_ Рік тому +3

      @@chickenpower5732 I hope you don’t already have it, and that this works correctly on mobile:
      now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

  • @sombramemer1230
    @sombramemer1230 3 роки тому +285

    1:06 He said it like Ned did when he found out Peter was Spiderman.

    • @lightningvolt3150
      @lightningvolt3150 3 роки тому +4

      That's why it sounded so familiar

    • @zaidtawfiq6028
      @zaidtawfiq6028 3 роки тому

      i was just gonna comment that

    • @Bumbler
      @Bumbler 3 роки тому +11

      lmao "You're the Salty Phish! From UA-cam!"

  • @strawberrana
    @strawberrana 3 роки тому +364

    "why arent the supports actually supporting the team?"
    "phish, youre a support"
    im dying lmao

    • @Tripleblyet
      @Tripleblyet 3 роки тому +3

      Yes this is salty fish channel, there are jokes

    • @strawberrana
      @strawberrana 3 роки тому +8

      @@Tripleblyet like this one, yes

    • @deviibxy9640
      @deviibxy9640 Рік тому +2

      11:03

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 3 роки тому +358

    Listen Yee, if Essie threatens you, just fire back with "I'll go to your house and put all your stuff on top of the fridge."

    • @vibezonegaming
      @vibezonegaming 3 роки тому +20

      All her drinks on top of the fridge

    • @DeviltoGeorgia34
      @DeviltoGeorgia34 3 роки тому +22

      Which fridge tho? She has 3 of them.

    • @royalhydra9790
      @royalhydra9790 2 роки тому +1

      I think he used this, but I can’t remember when

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 Рік тому

      @@royalhydra9790
      Pretty sure TwoBold did.

  • @cryptic_shirmp1895
    @cryptic_shirmp1895 3 роки тому +346

    I made the thing
    Now Playing: Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)
    -------o-------->
    2:18 / 3:55

    • @ImAxyl
      @ImAxyl 3 роки тому +30

      Now Playing: Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)
      -------o-------->
      2:18 / 3:55

    • @glitchesarebitches1785
      @glitchesarebitches1785 3 роки тому +20

      Man it hurts to be on mobile

    • @ayaya464
      @ayaya464 3 роки тому +14

      @@glitchesarebitches1785
      Now Playing: Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)
      -------o-------->
      2:18 / 3:55

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 3 роки тому +2

      I was just about to ask for the pasta.

    • @CajunIndian
      @CajunIndian 3 роки тому

      thank you

  • @crazyscopes4632
    @crazyscopes4632 3 роки тому +133

    2:40
    Phish Out here sucking all the air out of the room, Making everybody Yawn.

    • @youngandmeanace9486
      @youngandmeanace9486 3 роки тому +2

      callback
      you love to see it

    • @ares2393
      @ares2393 3 роки тому

      underrated

    • @iiiNasser
      @iiiNasser 3 роки тому +1

      why the fuck did I just yawn?

    • @ghoulygammy
      @ghoulygammy 3 роки тому

      @@iiiNasser exactly, now tell me the exact video of Ami's mommy appeared in

    • @f.b.iagent3971
      @f.b.iagent3971 3 роки тому

      @@ghoulygammy Ami Mommy has made 2 appearances, once in “Missed Opportunities in Overwatch” by The Salty Phish and once in “Jackbox: The Full Ami Mommy Experience” by Twobold

  • @calebvia9168
    @calebvia9168 3 роки тому +35

    10:54 he didn't even say "no" in the game chat. He put it in the team chat

    • @Woffords_non-publish
      @Woffords_non-publish 3 роки тому

      that- that was the joke

    • @calebvia9168
      @calebvia9168 3 роки тому

      @@Woffords_non-publish yeah I was saying that it was funny. Lol. Guess I didnt make that clear

  • @samueltwersky7340
    @samueltwersky7340 3 роки тому +176

    Phish your honestly the coolest guy to ever exist thank you for making me laugh

    • @tylerr5645
      @tylerr5645 3 роки тому +10

      Don’t boost his ego it’s already too big

    • @morganrakes4184
      @morganrakes4184 3 роки тому +3

      @@tylerr5645 He’s gotta compensate for something.
      I’m not hating I love his content but as a fan I hafta hate on him.

    • @TheDiamondFlareon
      @TheDiamondFlareon 3 роки тому

      What r u a simp?

    • @zachtojo4343
      @zachtojo4343 3 роки тому

      @@TheDiamondFlareon yes.

  • @michaeloleskevych9301
    @michaeloleskevych9301 3 роки тому +38

    Salty: Im flanking.
    Sleepy has taught you well.

  • @ThatDelight
    @ThatDelight 3 роки тому +39

    Give the man what he wants, He misspelled "psychology".

  • @EggysIsWatching
    @EggysIsWatching 3 роки тому +64

    Game Chat: "Are you the real Salty Phish?"
    Phish: *Types in Team Chat*

    • @cmonkey3742
      @cmonkey3742 3 роки тому

      Where can you find it like what time

    • @moonfox1787
      @moonfox1787 3 роки тому

      @@cmonkey3742 10:50

    • @cmonkey3742
      @cmonkey3742 3 роки тому

      What’s the video where he said he wants to be a cat??

  • @1kai__
    @1kai__ 3 роки тому +12

    10:50 this was so well put together, the setup, the zoom into him replying in the wrong chat, the hard cut away

  • @bobbysama4794
    @bobbysama4794 3 роки тому +28

    "Fuck League, all my homies hate League" I say, sighing and picking a character

    • @knightmare3197
      @knightmare3197 3 роки тому +1

      I just deleted LoL from my computer. Not worth the toxic anymore

  • @youngandmeanace9486
    @youngandmeanace9486 3 роки тому +44

    dude i missed jenna
    ANYWAYS PHISH WHAT ARE YOU NAMING YOUR SLOW COOKER

    • @matthewrandell5055
      @matthewrandell5055 3 роки тому

      Who?

    • @B0TFrosty
      @B0TFrosty 3 роки тому +12

      @@matthewrandell5055 Shes someone who we saw frequently in older videos, back when the group was mainly flinko, scifri, asdf and some others

    • @hs7178
      @hs7178 3 роки тому

      He said he would call it dina. So he can say he cooks the dinna in dina.

    • @thepigeonman_
      @thepigeonman_ 3 роки тому

      ye

    • @MrDupligon
      @MrDupligon 3 роки тому +2

      I miss asdf and Jenna 😞

  • @Konpeimimi
    @Konpeimimi 3 роки тому +52

    "Who's gonna marry you when you personify your slow cooker???"
    Me, having a slow cooker named Sabrina: and I took that personally

    • @Twobold
      @Twobold 3 роки тому +23

      I appreciate you

    • @Knightgob
      @Knightgob 2 роки тому +2

      I am totally going to personify my slow cooker

    • @Konpeimimi
      @Konpeimimi 2 роки тому +2

      @@Knightgob My fav is saying "Mike's making dinner tonight" when we're getting frozen junk for the microwave. 10/10

    • @Knightgob
      @Knightgob 2 роки тому +3

      @@Konpeimimi I’m totally stealing that

  • @jennymartin8448
    @jennymartin8448 3 роки тому +8

    A genuine impression of phish this episode., and a surprisingly good one as well lol

  • @hannahsurtees7526
    @hannahsurtees7526 3 роки тому +18

    Orisa and Mei, the most mobile characters for 2021

  • @nobodyasked3937
    @nobodyasked3937 3 роки тому +6

    “IM NOT HAVING FUN BUT I WANNA PLAY AGAIN”
    - Shroud

  • @porkywharf.388
    @porkywharf.388 3 роки тому +62

    Phish: “I’d never play a game that isn’t fun”
    Also Phish: **Plays overwatch**

    • @goawayrayy
      @goawayrayy 3 роки тому +6

      isnt that the joke

    • @firstfoxy7787
      @firstfoxy7787 3 роки тому +3

      Overwatch is fun with a group

    • @LiveTortoise764
      @LiveTortoise764 3 роки тому

      @@firstfoxy7787 Don’t take this personally, but even with friends no it’s not. Even if you laugh at it, it’s not fun anymore. (That’s just my experience)

    • @firstfoxy7787
      @firstfoxy7787 3 роки тому +1

      Vergil fair ig but I still have fun with friends but they don’t play anymore so I just don’t play it anymore

    • @stryfe4620
      @stryfe4620 3 роки тому +1

      u wouldnt know fun unless you come back to playing overwatch after like a 2 month break.

  • @swo1100
    @swo1100 3 роки тому +12

    I will name my first born child “Ippe”

  • @dwsn5152
    @dwsn5152 3 роки тому +3

    The reason why it does that noise when you drink your bottle is the tiny hole at the top of the bottle if the water is covering it it makes that sound which are the bubbles but if it is not covered there are no bubbles so it is silent

  • @onegoalieboi7919
    @onegoalieboi7919 3 роки тому +36

    Phish is fancy
    Call him sophishticated

  • @andrehernandez6398
    @andrehernandez6398 3 роки тому +7

    I'm glad to see Saturn has adopted salty's name for his alt, Chadurn

  • @SteamyLinguini
    @SteamyLinguini 3 роки тому +6

    In this video:
    Phish has a chance to boop a Hanzo into the uncaring void and doesn’t.
    He later compliments Yee’s popoff while he’s playing Hanzo
    Is....is this the real SaltyPhish?

  • @path1265
    @path1265 3 роки тому +6

    Essie doesn’t need to ride a bike since she rides her horses everywhere.

    • @ChaosMoshpit
      @ChaosMoshpit 3 роки тому +2

      THATS AMI

    • @sทl
      @sทl 3 роки тому

      @@ChaosMoshpit yea shes the horse girl

  • @lightningvolt3150
    @lightningvolt3150 3 роки тому +12

    At this point I can't tell if the subtitles are misspelled on purpose to get us to comment or on accident

  • @davedadino
    @davedadino 3 роки тому +4

    Damn a new character arc in this season. Can't wait to see what Stinkibaby does

  • @koenstoffer734
    @koenstoffer734 3 роки тому +1

    2:06 as somebody from the Netherlands, where basically everybody has a bike, this confuses and surprises me a lot haha

  • @maelorn69420
    @maelorn69420 3 роки тому +5

    "I'm not having fun and yet I wanna play again..."

  • @aahwandith
    @aahwandith 3 роки тому +16

    I just know the end sound clip is about Moira

  • @otakugamer6913
    @otakugamer6913 3 роки тому +32

    Me seeing the opening as an Orisa main, Let’s go boys. Phish I hate Orisa, Me big sad

    • @gleeful_4862
      @gleeful_4862 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t worry my guy, I’m a mercy main

  • @Asuha092
    @Asuha092 3 роки тому +9

    Essie and Yee obviously dont have a healthy relationship after that rap battle

  • @noahthedrummer5150
    @noahthedrummer5150 3 роки тому +4

    Salty, I have the same water bottle and it only makes that weird sound when the rubber piece that you drink out of isn't properly lifted up.

  • @MrAnalyzerSmith
    @MrAnalyzerSmith 3 роки тому +1

    @Salty Phish: The sound from your bottle is indeed connected to the air intake. If it is filled up too high and the water level covers the air intake while drinking, it will draw the air in as a stream of little bubbles instead of a continuous flow. That causes the sound.

  • @bobross1824
    @bobross1824 3 роки тому +3

    The upload schedule is on point

  • @phrogow4871
    @phrogow4871 3 роки тому +18

    Yee: kills 5
    Phish: steals ace
    Yee: 😢LUCIO😢🤢🐸😔😔😔😔😡🤬

  • @DeviltoGeorgia34
    @DeviltoGeorgia34 3 роки тому +2

    I can't wait until 20 years from now when Salty gathers his kids around the computer and shows them this video explaining why three of them have such tragic names.

  • @waxocelot9395
    @waxocelot9395 3 роки тому +1

    Now Playing: Who Asked (Feat. Nobody)
    --------------o--------------------------------------------------
    1:17 4:49
    >

  • @Ineedahorse5
    @Ineedahorse5 3 роки тому +4

    The vid started buffering right as he said his internet might die

  • @krystiandymurski1469
    @krystiandymurski1469 3 роки тому +1

    Actual regular uploads. We have transcended the mortal plain and earth has evolved.

  • @Mystery-pd6jc
    @Mystery-pd6jc 3 роки тому

    I actually really appreciate that you upload stream highlight videos to your channel instead of having another channel just for stream highlights. Everyone seems to do that now and it's fine but like, it's easier to have one channel to watch everything on instead of six.

  • @lifefulnight3311
    @lifefulnight3311 Рік тому

    "I'm playing one right now"
    *ROADHOG*
    Fuckin' slayed me.

  • @hydrahugs
    @hydrahugs 3 роки тому

    Salty adding that final clip to the video to boost it to 12 minutes, nice

  • @Solariussss
    @Solariussss 3 роки тому +1

    Am i the only one who wants to see Phish playing League OMEGALUL

  • @narw2613
    @narw2613 3 роки тому +37

    Phish: I like mobile characters
    Also Phish: Orisa

    • @sombradude2725
      @sombradude2725 3 роки тому +4

      Yes that was the joke I don't think anyone needed clarification

    • @Tetnis-xg6wq
      @Tetnis-xg6wq 3 роки тому

      H O R S E

    • @magnumcoles8677
      @magnumcoles8677 3 роки тому

      It's LUCIO as a TANK

    • @narw2613
      @narw2613 3 роки тому

      @@sombradude2725 i got the joke thanks. i mean its pretty obvious lmao

  • @deeducated
    @deeducated 3 роки тому +1

    I love that the editor is actually leaving spelling mistakes in the subtitles, as per request

  • @fireball1249
    @fireball1249 3 роки тому +1

    YES PHISH, PLAY LEAGUE

  • @ShroomSnip3r
    @ShroomSnip3r 3 роки тому +4

    Yo what recipe was Twobold talking about, I need a budget meal

  • @shonntheghost3745
    @shonntheghost3745 3 роки тому

    i normally don't recommend listening to every second of Salty's videos because if we are being honest, sometimes it's a bit weird but I think everyone should listen to the end quote of this video.

  • @Laucron
    @Laucron 3 роки тому +1

    Who would have thought he'd be the only one left playing this garbo

  • @spedy4906
    @spedy4906 Рік тому

    "i'd never play a game that isn't fun"
    me getting on overwatch daily

  • @MegalodonKing99
    @MegalodonKing99 2 роки тому

    7:10, i don't know why this is so funny to me. i can't stop repeating this

  • @sleppii6447
    @sleppii6447 3 роки тому +1

    7:54 You can see so well that he's pressing f9

  • @philipvigil6313
    @philipvigil6313 3 роки тому

    1:35 Average comp player vs average quickplay enjoyer god what a legend

  • @ztupid_guy5584
    @ztupid_guy5584 3 роки тому

    3:17 I will use this joke at my cafeteria thanks phish

  • @bbittercoffee
    @bbittercoffee 3 роки тому

    Today's "When in doubt, end video" was perfect. Loved it :)

  • @pogies
    @pogies 2 роки тому

    2:19 bro is tipping a water bottle you're supposed to drink while the bottle is facing up... bro is just drinking 90% air and 10% water

  • @yaprak_sarma
    @yaprak_sarma 3 роки тому +3

    guys come on there is no such a thing diving to the backline as orisa without a mercy pocket

  • @aberchino
    @aberchino 3 роки тому

    The team chat "no" fucking got me, man. lmao.

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 3 роки тому

    Phish not wanting to play League? Mad respect.
    I play League and I hate myself.

  • @Bacowl
    @Bacowl 3 роки тому +1

    Yay! i love it when phish uploads

  • @RockHawk69
    @RockHawk69 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is funny. He should start streaming.

  • @theunpopularkid2178
    @theunpopularkid2178 3 роки тому

    6:47 Is not what you want your mom to enter your room and hear

  • @din_5817
    @din_5817 Рік тому

    yee sounds like a fusion of big the cat and hank hill and i love it lmao

  • @aqua-ix5iz
    @aqua-ix5iz 3 роки тому +2

    mom, i’ve made it. i’m in a saltyphish video. (chat at 2:10)

  • @Equinox4242
    @Equinox4242 3 роки тому

    "Sometimes its fun" is the best way to describe both league and ow
    Although ow is the lesser of two evils

  • @AjarTadpole7202
    @AjarTadpole7202 3 роки тому

    "Overwatch characters are simply more mobile"
    I wish this was a TF2 Video

  • @johnw9771
    @johnw9771 3 роки тому +1

    “You’re the Salty Phish. From UA-cam.”

  • @biggrizzles5901
    @biggrizzles5901 3 роки тому +1

    WAIT THAT'S ME AT 1:53

  • @anollsvlogs9188
    @anollsvlogs9188 2 роки тому

    Flash forward to now: Phish has become a league streamer

  • @nihatbozkurt1197
    @nihatbozkurt1197 3 роки тому

    6:57 The expression in this reminds me so much of ROB (The guy who makes the apple ad parodies)

  • @ricedkiwis
    @ricedkiwis 3 роки тому

    holy shit at 4:14 thats some good music right there
    for those of yall know are scrolling through the comments section trying to find out the song name, it's Crankdat - Dark Room.

  • @oliverestrada8825
    @oliverestrada8825 Рік тому

    Watching this in Overwatch 2, the beginning aged very well

  • @TheActualMrLink
    @TheActualMrLink 3 роки тому

    6:40 Salty and I said “never” at the same exact time.

  • @rowanchang8274
    @rowanchang8274 3 роки тому

    i love telling when clips in videos are from solely based on the sub goal counter

  • @juanferrer5924
    @juanferrer5924 3 роки тому +2

    I’d like to believe that Phillipe’s friends call him Phill, or Lips

    • @kenan5896
      @kenan5896 3 роки тому

      Or if he was new to a friend group they'd call him phish

  • @camh7204
    @camh7204 3 роки тому +1

    I'm losing and not having fun....but I'm still going again
    Is the definition of OW alot of the time

  • @Fredly27
    @Fredly27 3 роки тому +1

    Fish unscrew the bottle a bit to stop the weird noise

  • @FATRACCS
    @FATRACCS 3 роки тому +1

    love u phish keep up the grind.

  • @AnnoyD
    @AnnoyD 3 роки тому +1

    I will explain the bubbly noises of your bottle. Because your bottle is bottle neck (duh) and you are tilting it in such a way that the water will cover the opening so the water has to make way for the air to go in to fill in the space where the water used to fill. And the bubbly sounds just happen because water is heavier than air so the water an air balance will stablize to a point where water can go back to covering the opening. But as you tak e more water the vacuum of the bottle will soon out-weigh the weight of the water so air and water will be moved backwards to fill the space. This happens so fast that it makes the wierd noise. I'm a high school Junior btw.

    • @IsfetSolaris
      @IsfetSolaris 2 роки тому

      Weird flex considering that's just a combination of basic hydrodynamics (physics of liquid) and day one physics, which you learn in 8th grade. More importantly, you're wrong. Water bottles come with a built in alternate seal that is there for the sole purpose of stopping a vacuum from forming. The bubbly noise is... bubbles. Sucking water out causes airflow, causing bubbles as a result. Physics major BTW so don't even.

    • @AnnoyD
      @AnnoyD 2 роки тому

      @@IsfetSolaris Right like a real physics major has nothing better to do than be a keyboard warrior on the internet. And this shits on Wikipedia, a year ago. If you have such a hard on for source check there.

    • @AnnoyD
      @AnnoyD 2 роки тому

      @@IsfetSolaris and not to mention your fucking Lego video. You sound like you're 8 in that video. What, a 12 year old with multiple Lego sets and a physics PhD isn't incredulous?

  • @wholelottawhale4103
    @wholelottawhale4103 2 роки тому

    Phish was actually so fucking funny this video

  • @VanillaGorilla55
    @VanillaGorilla55 3 роки тому +1

    Phish: I think I like moblie heros.
    Picks Orisa

  • @mistersaurus_
    @mistersaurus_ 3 роки тому

    8:58 I was so confused by the reaction like what's so important about 21? And... Yeah, America lmao

  • @shadowpulse4022
    @shadowpulse4022 3 роки тому

    8:33
    this was uploaded on my full birthday phish :0

  • @north5372
    @north5372 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm never going to become a League streamer." did not age well at all.

  • @Budonkya
    @Budonkya 3 роки тому

    I haven’t played this game is so long, it got so bad, but I still watch you and Bro You Wack because you are entertaining

  • @emmetpedersen662
    @emmetpedersen662 2 роки тому

    first phish video ive ever watched

  • @nathankenny7143
    @nathankenny7143 3 роки тому +1

    My brain after watching you bonk

  • @Chronicron
    @Chronicron 3 роки тому

    ngl Phish looked like a younger version of Papa Jeff in the outro

  • @silentcrew2799
    @silentcrew2799 3 роки тому

    i love that you and johnny cruz are buds

  • @dancingenginier5707
    @dancingenginier5707 2 роки тому

    Phish: Ill never do league content
    Also Phish: *makes a league video because of arcane*

  • @happyhokage
    @happyhokage 3 роки тому

    i would like to give phish flowers and tell him to have a beautiful day 🦋☺️

  • @voxi9147
    @voxi9147 3 роки тому

    Salty: There are 2 more video links here for you to watch!
    .
    Me: Well, me being the no-life I am, already watched those videos because I sit here in a chair staring at discord until I get a ping.

  • @obtuseangle6427
    @obtuseangle6427 3 роки тому

    2:55 the real ogs remember

  • @johnmcgregor7309
    @johnmcgregor7309 3 роки тому

    3:26 this is so fucking good oh my god

  • @depalodor
    @depalodor 3 роки тому

    that ending caught me a bit off guard

  • @forsaken4928
    @forsaken4928 3 роки тому

    All I can say when I watch this video is yes you can