Lines you can say in the bed and in overwatch: - 2:41 -Tell me how it feels. -Going down. -That's what you get the girl who has everything. -Ready to go whole hog. -It's a giving time of year. -I'm an easy rider. -Get in there. -Let the Dragon consume you. -I'll try anything once. -It never gets fast enough for me. -I'm your huckel berry. ; ) I'll come back if I come up with more.
I *wish* sometimes that short people didn't exist... Maybe then I wouldn't have to feel like a monster whenever I travel by bus because my knee collision forces me to take two seats worth of leg space.
I love how they had a plan to flank the enemy team. Then (because Hanzo is a class) the sonic arrow appears out of nowhere and completely screws them over.
i heard phish say "なんで彼は" (Nande kare wa) which im guessing is an unfinished sentence that starts with "Why he..." (i watch boku no hero in both sub and dub and the dub is a bit more memerable so i forgot what scene this is in)
1:12 Things you can say in Overwatch and during sex: How about you support me for once? We're gonna need more than 2 people here Yeah! I'm on fire! Wait for me, I'm almost ready I'm just going for headshots All six of us need to go in at the same time! I'm definitely the mvp I'm in a bad position I'm in a great position It's like they don't even know I'm in here Well, sorry I'm not as fast as you Now that is teamplay! "Everyone is c***ing on me" Suck on that loser! And my personal favourite: Welcome back everyone to another live Salty Phish unboxing!!!
1:12 “I’m going to nano you!” “Shield down, shield down!” “We got a pick, push!” “I don’t think Pharah is the pick here” “Stop charging the Zarya!!” “Sombra in the back”
For reference, they cut the nerve cord in the back of the neck, which basically stops it from feeling anything. Think about it, if your brain is in your head connected to the rest of your body by a cord, and you cut that cord, then suddenly the brain is disconnected from the rest of the body. So once they did that, it feels nothing as the puffer fish, and the puffer fish's brain are 2 different things. all the movement after that is just muscles reacting to touch. like when your doctor makes you kick your leg by hitting your knee.
I’ve watched every video you have ever made as they come out. Watched you years ago with the Lucio Impossible Achievement and have stuck around since. And I just now Subscribed. You’re welcome.
You should play with Bazza more. You two are my favorite youtubers and it would be hilarious having you two together more. Love your vids as always keep up the good work!
I literally looked this up: Markiplier is legitimately 5’10” which means he is TALLER than average height. Bruh, this has had me dying for the past 10 minutes! 😂😂😂
The first time I watched the puffer fish video I was absolutely sloshed at a friends house. We watched it like 6 times in morbid fascination. Easily one of my more memorable wtf moments.
Everytime Bazza appears he's only in the video for a short time, he's like a shiny pokemon or smth
Definitely a water type
And a furry
His clips aren’t good enough
He was in this video?
'Phish goes to that extent for a joke' I love you Phish.
Erutan Egaro That’s implying people could love Phish.
he could have gotten it in 2 mins from the replay viewer.
@@FroggyBoots *savage*
Things you can say in overwatch and during sex "nice junk"
Invisible Scout yeah but the ui would have those things in the corner and I don’t think you can get rid of em
3:12 I didn't notice that was an edit at first wow
yea at first I thought just the audio was glitching or something since the hit marker sounds weren't playing
I demand you all make a full version of "Yawn Gang"
Ah yes this I agree
Yes
YES please that was my favorite part of the video
i searched this video because of that part
the beat actually goes hard
I can't stop listening to 9:06 and it's killing me
SAME
On behalf of all tall people:
We're sorry, small ones.
The Cosmic Hunter what the fuck are you talking about
how’s the weather up there
oh my god
I both hate and love this
I relate
fuck u
Markiplier: asks Bumbler for something off the top shelf
Bumbler: I'm sorry, small one
Markipliar is actually 5’10” so either Bumbler is a 7’ giant or he’s just tripping.
I know one of Bumblers videos, ASDF talks about a car breaking down and he has to transport everyone and says everyone's height.
@@Nelyak_07 witch one want to know how tall bumble is now
yo i read this as magikarp and didnt realise till i got to the point in the video... it makes so much more sense now.
Honestly
I think bumbler is just a fucking giant
You also have to think of who he is around. Most of my coworkers are at least 6'1. When we see someone 5'10 they seem short in comparison.
Dude how Bumbler thinks about height is even worse then how he thinks about time
wait is that even possible
Sorry can’t hear you down there
Seriously though 😂😂
If he's freaking out about people under 5'8" then he must lose his SHIT when he sees children.
Choko omg i cant breathe 😂
LeLevi he thinks!?
Lines you can say in the bed and in overwatch:
- 2:41
-Tell me how it feels.
-Going down.
-That's what you get the girl who has everything.
-Ready to go whole hog.
-It's a giving time of year.
-I'm an easy rider.
-Get in there.
-Let the Dragon consume you.
-I'll try anything once.
-It never gets fast enough for me.
-I'm your huckel berry. ; )
I'll come back if I come up with more.
There's enough OW porn that people do way more than just that. XD
and they say chivalry is dead
'let the dragon come in u'
MCree voice line “you done?”
Hilarious as always!
Found
Si is found
legends supporting legends
Yup
Love the vids keep it up
9:05 YAWN GANG
*“I’m sorry, small one”*
That killed me
First it was time, now height? Bumbler really can't grasp the concept of measurement, huh?
otakuubi ouo guess you could say, he could never ‘measure’ up?
As a tall person, I can confirm that I didn’t know short people existed
You should look down more often
Same. Then again, there are few people taller than me. I'm 6'11.
@Rizza 7', huh? Interesting phrasing, but aight
@@larine4459 Possibly...
I *wish* sometimes that short people didn't exist... Maybe then I wouldn't have to feel like a monster whenever I travel by bus because my knee collision forces me to take two seats worth of leg space.
"It's the goddamn Japanese language!"
"Where did you hear it from?"
"My Hero Academia."
*that opened my anime part of the brain*
I love how they had a plan to flank the enemy team. Then (because Hanzo is a class) the sonic arrow appears out of nowhere and completely screws them over.
Glitch I love how his reaction is just “fuck they know”
“6’0 or die”
Me, a 5’0 person: *chuckles* I’m in danger
short squad for life tho
ghostieCURSED SHORT SQUAD 😭
Things that you can say during sex and in overwatch:
“My ultimate is almost ready”
"I'm ready unleash the Molten core"
9:03 pls someone make this into a full song
"IM A BI SWITCH I'LL DO WHATEVER ROLE I HAVE TO" im DYIGN
SAME OMG
Yikes
The Yawn gang beat at 9:14 goes hard
“God I’m alone.”
Big mood
it’s funny to come back now, watch the end clip and see that’s bumblers the one married
You were probably saying "何だこれは" (nanda koreha) which means "What's this?" in a kind of angry and informal way
OwO 何だこれは
kore wa* in that situation.
JadeRaven ily
ありがとうございます
i heard phish say "なんで彼は" (Nande kare wa) which im guessing is an unfinished sentence that starts with "Why he..." (i watch boku no hero in both sub and dub and the dub is a bit more memerable so i forgot what scene this is in)
“Things you can say during Overwatch and Sex”
Torb unleashed his goo!
D R O P P I N G N U K E
Or “I am ready to unleash the molten core”.
“What a flawed creation”
A certain DVA voice line
@@pokernanny1969 which one?
Jokes on you I’m 5’12”
5'3 here.
Oh shoot
I’m 1’55”
Aw man I’m only 1’60” :[
2 inches
Well by that standard I'm 5' 19"
1:12 Torbjorn: "I'm ready to unleash the molten core!"
9:00
*YAWN GANG*
Every time that I hear the word “defeat” I still always hear “da feet” and it makes me giggle.
Meanwhile, Bumbler still haven't uploaded a new video.
Him and Salty traded upload schedules.
"IM A BI SWITCH ILL DO WHATEVER ROLE I HAVE TO"
BLISH IS PHISH ON A DISH
**bumps into Markiplier**
"I'm sorry short one"
then bumbler got married
Babyrage
I love how you can see the before and after of puberty in Saturn's voice compared to Saltys older videos like phat mops
Straight up thought it was two different people and one of them was a girl
Does anyone else want to Detroit Smash Phish?
I see what you did there. When he mentioned MHA I had to stop myself from screeching cause my mom is by me.
I'm more of a UNITED STATES OF SSSSSEEEEEEEEMMMMMAAAAASSSSHHHHHH kind of guy, or Delaware Detroit 1000000%
Bumbler warps time and space more than any blackhole could dream of.
1:12 Things you can say in Overwatch and during sex:
How about you support me for once?
We're gonna need more than 2 people here
Yeah! I'm on fire!
Wait for me, I'm almost ready
I'm just going for headshots
All six of us need to go in at the same time!
I'm definitely the mvp
I'm in a bad position
I'm in a great position
It's like they don't even know I'm in here
Well, sorry I'm not as fast as you
Now that is teamplay!
"Everyone is c***ing on me"
Suck on that loser!
And my personal favourite:
Welcome back everyone to another live Salty Phish unboxing!!!
Things you can say during sex and during playing overwatch: "I am ready to unleash the molten core".
10:23 that's bazzagazza I see, we need to see footage of you two phish please
8:02 was my favorite part! I love that gasp lmao!
I like Sam/Sammy/Samantha. 8:26 is so savage.
Will she be a regular member of Saltyphish n Co. ?
Thank you for giving me my dose of serotonin really appreciate it
9:07 is for yall yawn gang members
i have rewatched all of your ow vids like 4 times and they never get old
0:15, any time I hear that I cannot take it seriously. I have replayed it atleast 10 times now and it still cracks me up
Salty phish is confirmed to be bazza when he was hooked
9:05 for yawn gang 😤😤😤
3:40 i like how you used to say "500,000 people will see this on youtube" but you've had to lower it
you're right. I SHOULD HAVE SAID 600,000 PEOPLE WILL SEE IT!!!
1:12
“I’m going to nano you!”
“Shield down, shield down!”
“We got a pick, push!”
“I don’t think Pharah is the pick here”
“Stop charging the Zarya!!”
“Sombra in the back”
Is no one going to talk about how sick of a beat 9:06 actually is
Your boi Blues crying, the girls are teasing him, and then there's Phish. We don't talk about Phish
You guys are the reason I keep saying to myself “Yawn gang, yawn gang” but god I love it
I will say... when they knocked the puffer fish on the head, they actually cracked it's skull open so it either suffocated OR died due to the blow.
6:19 the comedic timing of that sonic arrow was brilliant.
Ergot in the video just isn’t the same now
this is that good mid 2017 overwatch golden age type content, and im completely here for it
6:20 *F-CKIN’ HANZO*
3:20 *so that's why every one of Phish's jokes land in his videos like a Puffin or a helicopter (perfectly)*
I died when the Hanzo sonar arrow appeared and Phish just went "Oh no. They know." XD
i love how phish is acting like hitting the back of the head is a guaranteed knockout. Hes been watching too much anime
So you are a weeb salty. Be proud of the anime.
You didn’t get that when he played “You Say Run” over arm wrestling?
Ya, but he keeps denying it. I am just stating that he should be proud to be a weeb.
gaming with jaf fair enough. Weebs unite.
Any stand or hamon users here?
OTony521 Yeet
11:03 I felt this
For reference, they cut the nerve cord in the back of the neck, which basically stops it from feeling anything.
Think about it, if your brain is in your head connected to the rest of your body by a cord, and you cut that cord, then suddenly the brain is disconnected from the rest of the body.
So once they did that, it feels nothing as the puffer fish, and the puffer fish's brain are 2 different things.
all the movement after that is just muscles reacting to touch. like when your doctor makes you kick your leg by hitting your knee.
I can already tell I'm gonna incorporate "THERES A BUG ON YOU" into my games.
You guys just have a silly goose time don't you.
We should make a full "Yawn Gang" music video
Reinhardt to Jay3: „Jay. Jay3! Watch out! There’s a bug on you!”
(rein is using shatter)
Jay3 to reinhardt: What are you doing?!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how salty phish’s bug video is more viewed than the original
I’ve watched every video you have ever made as they come out. Watched you years ago with the Lucio Impossible Achievement and have stuck around since. And I just now Subscribed. You’re welcome.
3:12 That was perfectly edited.
Yawn Gang--
just, perfect.
9:05
I now have four pufferfish eating carrot videos in my watch history
'The Carrot suffocates them'
'I think the fact its not in water..'
That made me yelp
Easily one of your best videos here! Really minds me of the good old days!
Twobold raging at the end has me dying! 😂😂😭😭😭
I was watching this, my father turned around and said “Is that Tom hanks????”
Yawn gang at 9:04
Definitely one of the funniest overwatch videos I've seen in a long time
ERGOPHISH
Dracovish
I like how you made Bazza's subtitles in the same color and font as the subtitles in his own videos. Nice touch.
Phish please post more often. It's 1 am where I live and I fkin waited for this😂 quickest and most entertaining 12 mins of my life
About the pufferfish video, they knock it with the knife which breaks the skull so they can cut it up while it's stunned
You should play with Bazza more. You two are my favorite youtubers and it would be hilarious having you two together more. Love your vids as always keep up the good work!
I thought Phish was gonna commit to the "I'm gonna fight Pharmercy as Lucio" joke at the beginning but he gave up very quickly.
Man, I miss these old Phish videos.
That feeling when you get to the end of the video and you're a 5'5'' 27 year old male.
I check sub box for something to watch.
Sees a Phish Video Premiere.
“Now this puts smile on my face.”
Every now and again I think of the yawn gang beat and return
I literally looked this up: Markiplier is legitimately 5’10” which means he is TALLER than average height. Bruh, this has had me dying for the past 10 minutes! 😂😂😂
Lmao that's 1.77m that's so tiny.
When the only thing I can think about is how dopamine is for motivation and endorphins are for happiness
The first time I watched the puffer fish video I was absolutely sloshed at a friends house. We watched it like 6 times in morbid fascination. Easily one of my more memorable wtf moments.
6:20
*Initiating: Fight or flight mode*
GOOOOOOOOOO
11:46 and now bumbler is married and u guys are single :(
"im a bi switch i'll do whatever role i have to" never related to a sentence so much in my life
Ergot:I GOT THE ACHIEVEMNT
Me:*vietnam flashback from 4 years ago*
YAWN GANG
9:04
YAWN GANG
7:22 classic shounen story: after villain development waifu comes and tells protag that she loves him and he wins with a power of LoVe AnD FrIeNdShIp