Intergender MMA Battle | Human Mobile Snorlax vs Hannah Montana's Mother
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"He punches slower than his metabolism " 😂😭
😅🤣😅
7 days later and I'm still laughing at that one!
🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Aaaaayyyyyyooooo 🤣
Beat me to it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He's throwing haymakers at 6% speed"
"His punches slower than his metabolism!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That got me bro 🤣🤣🤣
And he still won
😂😂😂😂😂
He's a "stale piece of chewed gum" 🤣🤣🤣
Put Gabi Garcia against human snorlax. It wouldn’t even be a fair matchup as she’d flatten him.
"He gave her a two piece then whispered in her ear.....GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!"
OMG STOP!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro you had me rolling this entire video. I'm going through a lot right now, both physically and mentally and I truly believe laughter is the best medicine. Thank you doctor, your editing is fucking priceless
Hope u getting better bro
Iam also fighting at the moment
@@herrmanncs I hope you both get better
@@connexedsoul6474 im Right now in mental hospital thanks to my friends and my will to stand up for myself
@@herrmanncssamo zazovi ime Isus i bit ce sve dobro ❤️😇
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I love how he threw the same punch and it landed almost every time.
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She never adapted to it either, couldn’t see the read on a 1 mph punch…He’s so slow he’s undetectable. A true master at throwing hands.
''punch'' ..more of a slap than anything.
"i do not fear the man who learned 1000 kicks but the one who did one kick 1000 times"
Bruce Lee
He probably plays fighting games.
These seriously get better and better! I need more of this promotion, they are confusing and intriguing all at the same time. It’s like a car crash, you can’t look away
You really think it’s cool for a dude 300 lbs fighting a girl under 120? Something is wrong with you.
@@GamesBondJr its not like theyre forcing da girl
@@boopbeep3347 not my point.. I said if you like this something is wrong with you period. I’m a grown ass man and this is sad to see ppl thinking this is ok. You need help. Let’s see your females in your family fight a man 300 plus lbs.. see how you like it.. wouldn’t be so funny then.
@@GamesBondJr i wouldnt care cuz dey willingly agreed to fight a 300 lb man
@@GamesBondJr why tf you sound like such a mfing boomer.🤦♂️ dumb af....
It's kind of unfair in my opinion. Not because she's a girl, but because Snorlax over here has a body full of blubber armor.
I don't know how I came across this video but so glad I did. This was bizarre but hilarious. The ridiculousness of the matchup, the crazy comments and then that random woman just coming in and kicking the guy. I don't think I have laughed so hard in a long, long time.
"This man is the size of the Boulder Jesus moved"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
She-Honda should be forced to wear a shirt. That “fight” looks like Jabba The Hutt and Princess Leia having a domestic dispute.
Holy fuckin hell. I almost sharted I laughed so hard at this comment. Bravo! Wow.
She-Honda? I like it
That's pretty funny
She Honda 😂😂😂😂😂
She should’ve fought somebody her size….
I died at least five or six times watching this. This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while 😂😂😂
This guy’s commentaries are so god damm funny I can’t pick one to quote 😳 had me rolling 🤣
Well done sir, well done…..
If the big guy had slammed himself anywhere on the canvas, the seismic shock waves would have insta-KO'd the girl, but he was too kind for that.
or the girl brings doughnuts and throws them behind him as distractions.
@@mikeymike8920 then he rolls back like a cannon ball, picking the donuts between his teeth. Then he levels up and gains a 70% power boost.
@@TonyTarantula *Now thats funny.*
@@mikeymike8920 she should have kept some snacks in her shirts.
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His strike accuracy on the slomotion punches were almost 100% which is kinda crazy. She must be the female Son Gohan
That's why I think it's scripted lol
DODGE!
ayo this the comment thread we shit on gohan?
She needs to unlock her full potential for the rematch!
@@polsdofer
Lmaoo who cares this shit is liek goated WWE lol classic
I love these videos bro! Your commentary is great! Great for unwinding after work! Appreaciate the laughs bro 🤣🤙🏻
Shut up I don’t care
Ur editing, narration and sound effects is unlike any other..great show bro
Bro this dude is really like the final boss for her 🤣😂
1st round he uses his right hand
2nd round he uses his left hand
3rd round he uses both hands plus kicks
This shit hailrious 😂😂🤣
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How she made it to the final boss without knowing which button is block is beyond me 💀
Insert Vordt boss music from DS 3.
Surprised he lasted the first 20 seconds of the first round dude looked fucked within the first 10 😂
This russia league is the gift that keeps on giving
Lol
If its funny when men beat women will you guys promote that they get kids in their with adults since women can get smashed by men
😆
This is mother Russia!
What’s the league called
I love this channel the guy has me laughing all the way through it all🤣🤣🤣🤣
My guy you are freaking hilarious!!! Keep up the great work.
Vegeta when he saw Broly: "He's learning how to fight as goes!"
😂
I got fat Buu vibes😆
RIP Ralphie May.
A comic's comic and a warrior...
Underrated comment
😂😂😂😂😂
Savage
@@ChiseledAdonis what is this is this real I find this hilarious and I can't stop watching it.?
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Especially valuable commentary! Really enhanced my experience of this fight! Don't know what I would have done without volume! Thanks!
3:02 Dude had to kickstart his heart to win, bro was really revving his Model-T heart, lookin like the whole mystery van, I'm done!!!😂😂😂😂
The Donkey Kong sounds is what did it for me😂😂😂😂
We have to appreciate the vocals our man showed us with those Montana covers 😂💯
🎶"...chill it out take it slow, fat man just broke your nose"🎶😂😂😂
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Why did she look surprised that she lost?? 😂
Let him go up against the right woman of the right size and see how he does.
@@shawnsmith2610 I mean yeah he probably wouldn't have an easy time with the right type of woman, we aren't talking about that.
Delusion
She thought she gets the womens bonus
@@shawnsmith2610 ultra fat woman always loses to ultra fat dude. Fat dude actually has some muscle under the 200 pounds of fat. Throw him against a fighter that isn’t dogshit and 145 instead of like 125 and he loses tho. He could win by default suffocation anytime tho
This commentary and editing is the best thing I've seen all week 🤣
This was amazing , good job can't wait to see more
This dude needs to be nfl sports commentator. Hes is great and entertaining. Off the cuff jokes. Real voice talent.😂
No, Stick this guy next to Pat Mcafee on Smackdown🤣
Was gonna like ur comment but it’s at 69 likes. So I’ll give u a comment like instead 👍
@@richy85 lol...😂
@@dragonman7357 that would be very very very entertaining to watch.
@@7thheaven496 John Madden would have approved.
Lmao im fully on board with as regular series. this promotion is a goldmine plus the commentary!
this guy is seriously under rated
First time watching one of your videos. This fight is funny enough as is but you're commentary takes it to another level of funny 🤣 the dragon ball references got me rolling!
2:45 that corner man is the same guy who fought the synthal dude with the artificial muscles, the lore is building up.
Facts I was like waiittt a minute 😂
Also noticed this 😂
Oleg Mongol
“His punches are slower than his metabolism “ got me weak
Dude, your voice overs rock. 🤣
Your commentary was priceless 🤣
You gotta get on their payroll for their American commentary. That shit is hysterical.
Never make the mistake of thinking a fat man is weak. He has to be strong if he's carrying around all that weight.
Not to forget fat is known to stop bullets
Good point, that guy has to be well over four hundred pounds.
Correction, obese people can have strong legs. Generally these morbidly obese people have no upper body strength. I remember one guy who was 6'4 and like 260lb. It was his first year wrestling. He had no upper body strength whatsoever, one of the biggest and weakest people I've ever met.
Hold up so you assumed the girl will win in this situation are you dumb?
He couldn't even knock out a hundred pound girl so no he isn't strong at all
Maaaan i love your video just laugh the entire vidéo !!!! Maan keep going 😭😭😭🤣
I just subscribed to your channel
Was laughing when listening to the way you are commenting those fights 😂😂😂
Thanks for the laught 🙏🏻🙏🏻👍🏻👍🏻
You play too much bruh. “Human mobile Snorlax vs Hannah Montana’s mother” 😂🤣
You have to review some of these NFL teams schedule release videos. Chargers did an Anime one and the Lions let Detroit urban survival training do theirs.
I saw the video on Twitter and it is incredibly entertaining and captivating
The Cowboys had Stephen A in their video 💀
@@ChiseledAdonis bro have you seen Jordan leavit, you got to see this dude winning celebrations ahh man I need you to do video bro I know you would kill it
@@johnmonster1001 he definitely needs to do a commentary on that dude lol
Gotta love the voices and sound effects!
THIS VIDEO GOT ME DYING.😭YOU EARNED A SUB😂
That promotion is more interesting than the UFC, Dana must be worried 😂
this league is hilarious. one thing that brings it down abit for me is the constant invasions though, makes it all seem scripted (which alright it probably is to some degree). the fights would be funny enough as is
There's definitely a script but it's still glorious.
@@brettadkins4968 rofl
What always gets me is that kingpin is part of it
The old WCW NWO run ins
... wasn't that ref a manager who interfered in another fight?
Your commentary is in another class, man 🤣 .
Yo this shit can make me laugh even when I'm coming off the perc, preciate making this shit a lil easier. It feels like I'm shit talking w my friends again straight goofy af but u can't help but laugh w em
doesn't look like much of a fighter but if this was an eating contest he would be the final boss.
He would lose that as well. He don't have the metabolism
He literally just has to train endurance and his muscles
Solar plexus is there
Sadley kidney punches would be nigh impossible to achieve in this millenia anyway due to his sheer circumference
No person is without weakness
@@kanyenorth2605 is that really it? even smaller guys can be stiff and slow
@@dayd7420 clearly he has to work on much more but I mean these matches in general but I guess he wouldn't be paid if he was a normal fighter kingpin matches are anything but normal
Shout out to Kevin Samuels for preventing many situations like this one
A little heartless there
@Ryan Jones nah
@Chris Jones women in disguise ??? How is teaching men to not fall for the bs lies women tell them misogynistic your just mad that men are finally catching onto your tricks
I’ve never cried from laughing so much in my life 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂nva cried this much...plz u r so funny 🤣
YesSiRr!! This Man Never Fails to IMPRESS & ENTERTAIN!! Love your Work Chiseled!!
he actually moves really well for his size.
Might have to thank God for your content. One of a handful of reasons i still wake up
The tricep blob connected parts could kill me for real dude .😂😂😂😂
She can't even reach his chin but still continues to head hunt anyway. 🤣
what chin? he has like 5 of them.
Oh hahah where else is she gonna hit
@@sadsworth4605 clearly 1 of 5 targets, beats just 1 target giving her 5 chances to connect vs just 1
I do boxing but couldn't she try atleast throwing an Uppercut to the chin?
Because hitting anywhere else beside head will be uneffective 😂
Always nice to see a feel-good story on UA-cam.
No, not the fight, but your channel; I remember seeing you roughly around the time you posted your car crash video. For some reason(s), I lost track of your channel and forgot the name. Ironically only today I was thinking "I wonder how the dude whom made the Black Panther rant video is doing?"
And here you are, nearly 500k subs, and pulling down good numbers on every video.
Good on ya, dude.
EDIT: also holy shit they have Vampirella for their ringcard girl rofl
the punching sound effects of bloody hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Commentary is on another level 🤣🤣🤣
That damn sound effect every time he punched at 4:46 lmao 🤣
Best line, "His punch is slower than his metabolism." Genius!
I randomly got this recommended, at first I sideyed a random ufc like video, but then I noticed the title and it became physically impossible to not click on the video
2:02 the stomach fat as a canopy was the funniest joke ending ever:>) LMAO funny
This man is living my dreams. Beating food, and women, in even measure!
@Ryan Jones check out this beta
Look at these 2 snowflakes lol. When jokes hurt your feelings 😂 Its 2022... Equal rights and lefts for All!
TF 🤨
@@Vsm426 Nothing like bonding with other dudes over feminist insults
White Knights Unite!!
Bruh my man’s didn’t even Hit her with Full Power but still had her looking like my Wife when she cooks during the Summertime… 🤣
Wait a minute!!! >
Nggawhat
Haha when will they learn. 👊
Your wife like to get trained ?
@@IGOBYTHENAMELOVE No she does cook better than me though. But we both always say our cooking isn't that good. And prefer each other's.
The best of both worlds! Thats my jam
😂”somebody call urban survival training” hilarious
MMA Russia got more interferences than the WWE lmao
Big man unlocking new moves in battle like Dragonball Super Belly I mean Broly 🤣🤣🤣
sidenote I DEADASS wrote Broly the first time & autocorrect changed it to belly 😂
🤣🤣🤣when u said “None of his punches have any power but they all connected”
😂 great commentary loved it 😂
Dude the way you include Professional Wrestling and Video Game references is impeccable! Plus with the sound bytes from movies and cartoons and shit. I dig it homie
That poor girl had no chance at all and I don't think she's ever fought before in her life either and he still couldn't put her away
She beat him and I would had too
@@Tiffanyjones532 Absolute BS. You're delusional asf.
It wouldn't have been as entertaining if he smothered her in the first round.
@@Tiffanyjones532 You would have the same problem as her. Her arms were short and couldnt reach the guy without walking into the fat zone😆 Kicking in this scenario would be a catastrophic mistake. If you fall, then all Heaven and Earth would fall on you. If that guy falls on you, you will be a door mat.
@Zappina ok so the fat guy would whoop my ass 1 on 1 I'll be honest but me and that girl would double team him and win 🏆
This is fun and funny 😂😂
The punching sound effects. Hilarious
Not a single strike of hers are doing any damage. This is like fighting a boss on easy mode and still losing.
😂🤣 I absolutely died from that one
I would had beat him
He would be unstoppable if he started punching at the same hertz as the resonant frequency of fat waves. Imagine the amount of energy behind all of those fat waves joined in to one giant wave of energy traveling at the speed of sound. Certainly skin isn't going to stop the fat so it'll be like a 150lb zit popping and launching a focused stream of fat through the skin and in to the atmosphere traveling so fast the friction with the air causes the leading edge of fat to ignite. You do not want a stream of supersonic focused jet of napalm coming at you.
Physics!
Absolutely hilarious commentary, including memby berries.
Love the Mario Kart 64 sounds in between! ^_^ Here we goohooo! ^_^
Man I needed this!! Salute fam u do amazing work that’s needed in this fuckd life!
Dude's got two attack phases: 1. Wild swinging hooks; 2. Zombie-run to cage-smother. The kicking was a total surprise; random phase 1 variant!
This is excellent and sooo dam funny lmfao!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mans hit box is larger🌐 than his metabolism"😂😂😂😭
This is the guy who invested all his point into health vs the agility build
I can't wait for the next fight. Gonna be a BANGER
Hahahahaha😂😂😂 love the commentary!
I am glad that I work alone as I am laughing so much that I am crying!!!
I can't wait to see this next one, you have the best commentary even my wife likes these videos.
“He beat her face with no makeup” 😂😂😂😂😂
This was the funniest shit I've seen in a while. Thanks for this 😆😆😆
Bro, where do you find these videos? I've translated pages of Russian that lead to dead ends and their is a Daily Star article about Epic Fighting Championship and some of the match ups sound amazing. I want to see 2 vs 1armed man. Where do you find these?! Please help. You're commentary is funny btw.
Head of the table always starts the video ☝️☝️☝️
Acknowledge him
Real winner the man's shorts, unbelievable performance from under what can only be assumed is seismic like pressure. 8 times more resilient than a khardasian marriage.
😂😂why am I laughing!!! Somebody stop Kool-Aid oh no oh nooo
Lmao first time viewer here,I have so many questions lmao
Dude Belly Alone Dominant the whole Match😂😂😂
“I know the man’s ACL’s are in solitary confinement” 🤣😂🤣😂🏆💎
0:26 He ain lose, he use Rest.
What makes this even funnier is the background noises 🤣🤣🤣